Parachuting Dwarf edition
get thy wads out forsooth
is that robert webb on top
im gnna spend 10 carrots to play a mati career >:3 it will get me 40-50 carrots and thats < 30% of the carrots earned, playing games
desperately depressed and hopeless
frumenty and chips for tea methinks
I AM EVIL HOMERI AM EVIL HOMER
Can all the normies piss off to bed so the rest of us can commence with posting about wanting to commit suicide?
>The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.>Tim Davie's BBC tried to appease right-wingers - and got eaten aliver/ukpolitics on an absolutely mad one, just reading & chuckling
>>216666036it's in response to this
>>216666172fucking bizarre post lol
>>216666172mental illness.
>>216666196shes cute I like it how she barks when you select her :3 doing team trials rn
>>216666200he won the lottery
>>216666200
>>216666172>VATThe most jewcoded tax of them all
48 careers and 5 wins now (ive missed out on like 20 careers)
This is an excellent overview of the History of Moria, or Khazad-dûm as some know it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezjb2sGZ-Ss
corrrrhttps://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1987706360813748381
>>216666106yes
balrog sex arse
maybe 1/3rd of all carrots earned from event stories? because those rotate and arent in the new player accounts stuff
Some defendants can’t help themselves
>>216666251Yeah. Women don’t have souls and aren’t allowed into paradise. The 72 virgins you get are men
>>216666251@grok is this real
>>216666284fucking hell lol
>RadioGenoa
>>216666284Whats he got to lose at that point old mate’s getting a root in
people say theres too much immigration but i dont think theres enoughwe need 3 million net inflow at least. our economy would go gangbusters
>>216666330all this instead of just giving the people meth
>>216666251>Radio Goa
Need a regency gf
>>216666322I don't quite understand the meaning behind the combination of the image and quotation
>>216666341why does he look like he's about to nuke hiroshima
>>216666356no meth
Sat on the bog doing a shit as I type this
now ive got 35K carrots :D
lol treeberg
at a certain point atlantis just surpasses sg-1
Imagine holding those hands and taking a long walk with her
>>216666367Need to see her pumped by the biggest blackest tar skinned yellow eyed purple lipped brutish field nword possible
>>216666398stuck forever one presumes
lily allen could get it
>>216666400SGA lost its focus after season 1 but I did like Sheppard, Rodney, and the side characters (Ronan and Teyla suck though)
>>216666370google his face
Hi /brit/Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
milk-white bosom
>>216666432phar
hi faggots
got the afro house on
>>216666398help that brother out ffs
>>216666422Remember when Rorke told her the baby she was giving birth to strangled itself with its umbilical cord when it realised she was going to be its mother
>>216666380CORRR
>>216666422'It' being the clap, presumably?
>>216666428they're bad aspects, true. i think they rely too much on rodney saving the day at the last minute with his genious (but lol what do you expect it's the whole formula). nobody manages to replace jackson on atlantis either.but once you hit the ori stuff during a combined rewatch the atlantis episodes are very refreshing.atlantis has lots of good side characters like zelenka, carson, and major lorne
>>216666474my cock up her vag and her arsehole she's still fit as
Dadberg putting the jokes in the family WhatsApp chat
>>216666477not reading this epic tome at this hour. keep it short wojciech yeah
>>216666435hmmm i see
rodney you fucking stupid plonker
>>216666398nahhh
change of plans now to go for 3* spark in speed OR power because the legacy is now 2* speed, 2* power (on literally me horse) with 3* wit on the other side. and the other parent is 2* stamina og cap (was just rotating the 1* wit og cap with anything good I got)
Rorke, I like your vibe. I like your style.Where’d you get your shoes??
big get coming up
>>216666501got a short one right here*points at your willy*
>>216666172That was my post. So strange that people have screenshots of my words.
an the og cap is 3* wit parent too at least it is biased towards stamina/speed because literally me can run with a guest uma to avoid dupe (which cuts out that 2* power uma)can still roll for pure 3* speed + stamina
>>216666543*squeezes your bollocks*
>>216666546Clarks me prefer
>>216666578are you a girl? you could show your love in a different way you know...
>>216666599yeah x
Irish phenotype
>>216666583new york cheesecake lookin creps looooool
>>216666612sex sex
The scran
IMPORTANT POSTBIG QUESTION: Which Christmas advert wins /brit/'s favourite Christmas Advert 2025?John Lewishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bRlnyQeDkAsdahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTm48IWgXEAM&Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWGYQL0KMoIBootshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yZAC9QVIIgSainsbury'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaF1my5h-OsBarbourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6xpABXBM8Argoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt1thPCGf-4schuhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOcAq9e4RsCoca-Colahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy6fByUmPuELidlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiJSTh9IHKAAldihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucvG90k16UDebenhamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vkKo-aXtwkWe won't decide on an official winner yet, since we're still waiting for some big names (for example: Tesco) to submit their advert.
>>216666666ktim
>>216666626there are 2 or 3 distinct irish lookswouldn't say she was a perfect fit for any of themmore of a pan-british isles look imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdv_l7j4Cjg
https://x.com/realMaalouf/status/1987750442214768755
sex sex
>>216666626they look dopey and naive
right well that's spongebob shagging sandy cheeks
>>216666436love that
>>216666680spong bob smeg arse
>>216666640based purely on the thumbnails I'd have to say Lidl or aldi
>>216666680
Just had a lovely bath and now having a cup of decaf tea and chillaxing with my friends on /Brit/ :)
>>216666626What an interesting face.Wonder if the first irish PoW captured by the nazis was carefully studied by their doctors
im going to be cracking down on mouseys posts from now onsomeone had to protect this thread from the man who protects this thread
>>216666680he clappin thos cheeks
and your posts too
>>216666731do you stare at your willy when you're in the bath?
>>216666731you're a really boring insipid cunt, hope you know that
https://youtu.be/NWF2JBb1bvM
>>216666782lol
it's over for rorkepic related
>>216666749>interestingstupid you mean
>>216666128I'm a lean, mean, speed thingie!
>>216666790shocking lack of diversity herewont be shopping at sainsburys anymore
>>216666731did you wash under your foreskin and between your ballsack and thighs?
>>216666790military patriotism seems stupid to me
Going to start a small business lads
>>216666731I sincerely hope for your death
>>216666891you've already got small business in your pants
>>216666731Been playing any games lately EW?
>>216666891Godspeed
fucking hate this energy shite on duolingowhat was wrong with the heartsthis shit only demotivates me to use their shitty app
>>216666836was before the woke went mental
>>216666907Dunelm
>>216666891Best to keep it all above board. Accounts filed, income reported, taxes paid. Yes that's right keep it all in order. Yes that's right.
Irish dunces
>>216666891Make sure the big man gets his cut
>>216666870pscr they are all exactly like this
>>216666871Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
tacyon was huge
Irish idiocy is written on their faces
> feeling good about myself, so in an attempt to be more social go to make an Instagram account after deleting about 7 years ago.> “you already have an account”> turns out never deleted just deactivated> sign in> immediately overwhelmed by old faces some I completely forgot about> scrolling> come across an old fling whom I adored> she’s at a hen party in Benidorm> zoom in on the matching t shirts> it’s her fucking hen party> immediately heart shredded> look up another old fling (this one was actually the love of my life> 18 month old daughter> I am truly so fucking devastated> delete account> quit smoking a month ago, immediately buy pack of fags> chain smoke in car driving around aimlesslyLife is so fucking heavy
>>216666951they only died for fat men in top hats maaaannbut unironically
>>216666983Get a job
>>216666983aw boo hoo
>>216666891scrumbledethumping
>>216666951
Then out spake brave Horatius,The Captain of the Gate:“To every man upon this earthDeath cometh soon or late.And how can man die betterThan facing fearful odds,For the ashes of his fathers,And the temples of his gods,
>>216667025got nothing to do with ww1 though does itdoes it?
>>216667025
>>21666700980k a year bumbaclart get on my level>>216667010Your mum weighs 25 stone
>>216666983literally meone girl i got with in school now has two kids
>>216667076Your level: 80k a year pencil neck Python developer that's so fragile he starts spiralling at the thought of his secondary school girlfriend
um... based department?https://x.com/MichaelRosenYes/status/1987840598691500304
>>216666640If they have non whites then I don't care for it
>>216666983FONT
>>216667102rattled
>>216667127He's taking the piss though
rorke's school crush posting about her trips to south east asia with all her friends and guy friends
budget idea: wanking tax
Imagine the skid marks.
BE flag meltdown
michael the pichael
>gained 3 levels of lucky 777 first thing I have won this entire playthrough
Love installing a new game then installing fucking shaders
Shadersmong fucking loves his shaders
stars in their eyesnow that was a telly show
mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong mong bog gay porn
>>216667273https://voca.ro/15tLjRG6f7Hx
>>216667308just made this my ringtone
feeling particularly randy this evening
>>216667348
>>216667348you prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again?
>>216667375mans gotta eat
might have sex
Where's Ariana Homosexual
>>216667411oh that's what it means
ah fuck my flatmate has just brought back a girlit's gonna be a long night
Uh oh! Stinky!
*walks towards you whilst taking your photo*
>>216667459
aff tae bed
>>216667508mate literallythe walls are paper thin i can hear their conversations
>>216667447think soor angry homosexual since he's always angry
>>216667540A Monday night? Not on
>>216667559think she just left lolhe's tall and good looking but good thing he's a turbo autist
>>216667581kek he's just like me
>>216667581did he shag her?
why has the inspiration hole been gold recently but now it is white again
what the actual fuck chatgpt knows my music tastes better than i doits just lobbing me with belter after belter ive never fucking heard ofgive it a go
>>216667603nah she came in for 10 minutes then left
>>216667633yeah it does this to me toomay as well surrender our lives to Ai eh
>>216667633Need AI shit bannedNeed ‘90s era internet and technology to be reinstated
how do you lads think you would have got on in ww2reckon i would have died me. clumsy bastard.
I need windows readyboost and an external drive (to play uma game)
My 6x great grandparents owned 178 slaves in the Caribbean. But they not on my father-line, so I didn't inherit any wealth.
What are de lads drinking tonightI got me a bokkle of delirium
>>216667718I would have survived but only because I'm a coward
>>216667731had a can of budvar
He’s good looking but I would probably think he’s an Italian if I didn’t know better
>>216667718I’d be fucking british girls for silk stockings and chocolate bars while British cuckolds died in Asia and Europe
>ariana listener>always angry>homosexualonly 1 (one) of those is slightly true
These niggas out here snitchin', they with the Rat PackHit 'em with the chopper, that's the rat trap
lol 600 speed maki wins all of the final races by 6-7 lengths (with swinging maelstrom and triumphant pulse)
watched 5cm per second and cried lol
>>216666891Doing what?
Dartmoor.
with S aptitude pace chaser
>>216667718Hoping i'd be deployed to Greece for a bit with minimal risk and then sent to the Falklands or some shit to guard it, just stay out of conflict and that
>>216666983That's rough. I try not to fall for the temptation of looking on social media. It's too depressing. Either they are faking being successful, are blatantly unsuccessful, have dropped out of society, or are dead.
>>216667808went to princetown oncebeautiful placewould kill to raise a family there
>>216666983it is rough i empathisecant hack going back on it personally
at a hen do in Jamaica
>>216667938I recognise the original but cannot make head or tail of this meme edit
maybe mati is pretty good at farming 3* sparks with 600 speed + stam she wins all of the races then literally cant win (770 stam) so just exit. maybe I lost because I trained wit on full energy going into the semifinals instead of speed/power training
I got 1* guts and SIX (6) white sparks 0 2 corners, triple 7s, right-handed
redrum redrum redrum
>>216667924don't let the local blokes be too rough with you mate
>>216667718Difficult to say. My dads dad made it through alive, but not unscathed. My mums grandad lived through it as well and he saw a lot of action. Knowing my luck i'd have died in some humiliating manner that would deprive me a chance for heroics and would cause embarrassment to everyone who has ever met me. Like slipping in a puddle and cracking my head on a rock.
>>216667993proxy yank
>>216667950in the new career mode in the horse girl game the horse girl school gets a new director who implements a strict training/diet/sleep regimen on the horse girls
just in time to come back to the main screen with 30 TP ^o^
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762796258788703.webm
>>216667993why've you said that weird
>>216668000yes no
>>216667924hen dos are for women
30 toby points :p
>>216668006ゆめ黒
spotted that tranny arse a mile away
>>216668017you're hard of reading i suppose
Imagine the braps.
gyattaca
>>216666074Lol
toby custard >.<
>>216668109there's nothing there to brap
*enters into the thread all gay porn like*alright lads???
>>216668206hiyaaa
>>216667718I would have joined the Japs and partaken in a suicidal charge against the enemy or have flown a kamikaze plane
this horse has bad luck everything
Cor imagine the future when the NHS gets billions of £s and begins to maintain a standing army and it eventually breaks off from the UK and becomes some kind of health-centred state cor
rorke on a mad one
oh yeah and I think its 30 carrots for a race? so everything before was wrong and its super not worth
Dancing!
LUCKY risk-averse horse LUCKY LUCKY
>>216668379No dancing.
>>216668429stfu
Sir Andrew Windsor
>>216668457NO NO NO NO NO THAT'S SIR PRINCE ANDREW
>>216668492Sir Mister Prince it is an honor
Apparently these are no-longer in the report list for replies. But they remain for OPs.-politics and current events belongs on /pol/-not-worksafe on a worksafe boardWhat does this mean?
sir prince andrew mountbatten windsor duke of york
rereading the court of owlsplaying dragon quest 11eating butternut soupdrinking vanilla chai
>>216668522you can only report NSFW on posts with attachments which of course include OPs
sir sogged biscuit
I guess /pol/ posts now included in the off-topic rule?
sir clogged "big man" arteries
yeah my chest has been feeling a bit light all day since that pizza had to sit up because my chest was starting to hurt after a yawn uwu
why are you like this?is it part of your culture?
>>216668646Irish diaspora
I also had 6 sausage rolls and 2L of energy drink at the same time thoughever
>>216668661>2L of energy drink
Sir Spaki VPN!
Honestly, how many of you have tried this?
>>216668661>>216668644based heart disease brosid high five you, but i dont want to put any extra physical stress on your fragile little heart lad
Just spent £30 on black pudding
>buy conditioning on lucky horse >get late start>doesnt even work placed a safety net and lost on that gamble
>>216666932>*gawps at you in diaspora*and we have people like this in positions of influence
concentration target in sight lucky 777sgamble horse
>>216668511kek
tonsilstonebro have you watched this classic already?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4WpZf7OTc
GIVE ME RENT!
>>216668646This has got to be AI
Actually mental how self-hating people are in this countryAt least Germans have the excuse of decades of denazification telling them to be ashamed to be German, why the fuck are we like this though?
you have this living inside your throats right now and it smells worse than faeces
might slash my wrists open
dont care nigga
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cLfXB58qUU
>>216668813dont kill yourself
>>216668802Widespread Irish genetics in the population
>>216668813only a fanny would do this
https://nypost.com/2025/11/08/world-news/prince-andrew-fergie-being-probed-and-could-face-criminal-charges-hes-toast/>Former Duke of York Prince Andrew is under investigation by London police and may face jail time, while his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson is also being probed for unscrupulous use of charity money — and they both could be forced out of the UK, according to a new report.Sir Exiled Noncer
>>216668855Those words are obviously a pastiche you silly battyman
it's also not effective at all to off yourself in that style
maki really gets fucked by having to race against scateltte as a filly then into silence sazuka and is too difficult to grow cant play her it doesnt click 2* guts
>>216668874>battyman
>>216668823you have this amount of stones in each tonsil
im team rank C now
>>216668896nothing gay therean honest question and a troll post
>>216668922so you admit the dick posts are you? not an imposter this time?
doing back to D team if I cant win every team trials race though (because the worse maki career does demote me)
where’s gorpheus?
>>216668646>flying a nation's flag within the borders of that nation is colonialism
I hate the think of the combined weight of all the unemptied tonsil stones in the UK alone. How many Olympic swimming pools could you fill with this nation's stones
on the cans de lads sloshin
>>216668934I only said this >>216668855 was an imposter
>>216668964you alrite? mate
>>216668969okgood to know
>>216668964I've always felt that someone needed to give him a good shake. This must be an act of some kind. He's on medication for his crazy so he should be able to function.
NEED to see ziedbelg’s bbc
Anyone else buying the new Call of Duty
>>216668984Why is good to know, bender?
>>216668993no because im not 12
>>216669002don't worry about it
+40 carats to my carat collectiongngl with your mati playthroughs. the wit card is good tho
might bee hype to play uma game on computer >:D
>>216669016
>>216668922you like knobs mateyou post about them 24/7you prefer them blacksit the fuck down(but not on some bloke's knob heheh)
>>216669048cope its time for bed 1AM is an OK time to go to bed. I hope I wake up...
>>216669051>>216669051>>216669051
>>216668869Sir PRINCE Exiled Noncer. Get it right.