Shake some action's all I need editionprevious: >>216669155
once again listening to jazz
Dadberg is going to ask if I have a girlfriend at lunch tomorrow, watch
Reposting because it's a good post and it deserves your serious thought and a replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDxPyGIV9XoIn retrospect why did this guy want to be friends with some guy's girlfriendIf you were the some guy in question would you not find it obvious what he's doing
Do you agree?
This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>216670996*barq's
>>216670996Banqg's is getting a little less subtle
I am literally seething 24/7
i bought access to your dads onlyfans
Stop trying to sell me AI APIs youtube
>>216670996Bangs wouldn't say that that would be the kind of dumb edgy shit that MUG root beer would try
I'M A LOOOOOOOST CAAAAAAAAAAAUUSEBABY DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON MEI'M SO DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIRLIFE HAS SHATTERED MY HOPES AND MY DREAMS
>>216671033that niggas chopped
>>216671031i'm 35 years old and I never watched political YouTubers besides Paul Joseph Watson.
your dad is secretly gay (and thats okay)
I am a deeply closeted gay person
I had a dream I was with my friends again
this Iron Man comic is pissing me off
>>216671077how can i convince you to crawl deeper into the closet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA
Mad how much life can change in 2 years
I used to read A LOT when I was a kid, like I think I read over half the books in my schools small library when I was in high school (also took library aide as an elective every year of course from middle school to senior year) and now I can't even finish a short book, like anything over 50 pages and I can't do it, anyone who thinks the internet doesn't kill your attention span is insane, I literally fucking read war and peace
My dad was literally Stu from Rugrats
>>216671085Tell me about Narnia
>>216671080>doesnt recognize the most famous rock structure in southwestern US historywhat a dumbass
>>216671087crazy to think this is almost 10 years old feels like yesterday we were dabbing on jannies and total biscuit
>>216671091yjk stu had crazy game
nobody cares about dickgirls anymorethe west has fallen
>>216671055>never watched>besides Paul Joseph WatsonSo you DID watch, retard.
>>216671091Wasn't Stu kinda pathetic?
>>216671077How can I convince you to let me slob on your knob like corn on the cob
>I used to read A LOT
>>216671091Everyone in that show was jewish :/ same with Hey Arnold
>>216671047MUG is for bitch niggas
>>216671106the idea of watching them so much that it becomes a problem is utterly alien to me. I think I went for two years once without watching a Paul video.
>>216671109Not for a trillion dollars, homo. I'm straight
>>216671104it was fine when it was a fetish now they want rights and shit
>>216671124why was it like that?also in my mind I always thought Hey Arnold was based in NYC but supposedly it was based in the PNW
steal your dads used underwear and sniff it NOW
how about instead of george floyd, it's george FOID hahhahahhaaha
I have always hated corn on the cob. It's eaten in a most degrading fashion, very messy and undignified. Seems like a humiliation ritual, I refuse to eat it at BBQs.
>>216671129Wow! Two whole years without your source of OP-ED slop masquerading as factual and educational!? WOW!
>>216671131bullshit, you wouldn't let a dude suck you off for a TRILLION dollars
i wanna sniff your socks while i jerk off
No PJW November
>>216671159zest levels critical
>>216671089Nah, you just got bored with it. Reading isn't some special magic hobby immune to burn out.
*zizek voice* becaush the thing about eet eez that thesh troons ushed to just want you to mashturbate to them but now they want you to call theem a womansh *intense sniffing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3PQutmPuws>Beyblade world tournaments are a thing in 2025
>>216671149Zohran Mandingo's wife already did it
>load up a bunch of NV mods>prep new playthrough>extremely choppy gameplay during testing>fix via file download and replacement fuckeryI feel like a genius. A few more mods and it'll be NV gaming time.
>>216671165Maybe i'd pass out with my pants down, but i would never do it willingly
The last time I wasn’t tired was like 15ish years ago
>>216671089you cant read for long periods because you're unpracticed. if you dont work out your legs, you'll be able to do less sets in given period. the same applies to serious reading.if im not busy, i can knock out a pretty massive nonfiction book in a week and still get other things done
I think with this event plane War Thunder has jumped the shark to memes.
>>216671224how does it stack up against other planes?
>>216671211now you are thinking like the sissy you are
I like ziezeks idea so the government takes care of all the economic problems so I stay at home and be misanthrope all day
>>216671229It's genuinely awful from the few times ive flown it. Maybe you just need to adjust playstyle dramatically but I can't ever see it even being decent. Total meme plane.
im letting one of my nuts hang out the side of my underwear
>>216671232Shut up, homoI wouldn't say that to my faceMy hideous, incel, chud face
Fine I'll repost it here since I was sucked in and on by the other threat. Oh how embarassing for me. Still not giving a fuck about palestinians even though I hate jews too."Iran is accelerating its missile production with the stated goal of being able to fire 2,000 missiles at once in any future confrontation with Israel, aiming to overwhelm the country’s advanced defense systems, according to a report by The New York Times."Why do Irateian Persianiggers give a fk about palesteinian jews enough to want to rain shitty missiles on them?Copied and Pasted.
if i stopped living, the world will be a better place
>>216671255You're family would be sad
>>216671224how much does it actually cost to play war thunder?
>>216671254And then their missile launchers just get blown up before they get to use them
>>216671261i just have my mother
>>216671264Same as World of Warcraft.
gonna check on my plants in wizard 101
>>216671033My dad is 67. I wonder if he's still alive. Maybe I'm better off not knowing
>>216671252>My hideous, incel, chud facemaybe it would look cuter with make up like a girl :3
>>216671273that didn't happen last time but yeah
>>216671275She would be sad
>>216671088From bad to worse maybe
>>216671286Ugly guys rarely make cute girlsWhy do you think jason doesn't use makeup despite being a tranny?
>>216671255How exactly. Do you drive an SUV? Do you work for the Government?
>>216671292true but i the happiness my death would bring in offsets her temporary sadness.
If I died the world would not notice
https://youtu.be/5AywIL5_eYM
can't imagine what miserable circumstances could drive someone to play a video game on their cellphone
>>216671311She will be wondering her whole life how she failed you
>>216671319Welcome to human existence for the 99.9%
>>216671326I haven't had a game on my phone for 14 years now
>>216671319If Manaus died the world wouldn't notice. If Brasilia died, same thing.
>>216671328im sure Judas's mother felt the same.
the thread I made on /a/ got 0 replies..
>>216671326Yeah i know rite. Those high performance chips in them are for making and recieving calls and texts.
>>216671344Did you betray Jesus or something?
im going to sleep nigga
>>216671367no but i think he would be disappointed in me
>>216671361>phone>high performance chipget a load of this guy
currently drunk
>>216671383
>>216670977you're going to miss your dad one day
>>216671378Shit mobile gamers say
>>216671391This. Children should honour their parents unless they're deadbeat assholes who abandoned them.
>>216670965who?
>>216671401ornette coleman
>>216671361got his ass
Phone gamer lol
>>216671370sleep tight nigga *Kisses your forehead*
>>216671378Apple >Intel,>/=AMD(canadafags)
>when someone tells you they're into Jazz and their favourite artist is Miles Davis
I'm a public intellectual
>>216671411ah. you know I've never actually listened to THAT album. the free jazz I have heard never appealed to me that much.
its monday night and I am smoking weed because I am sad
Anyone want to hop on discord and goon?
AMD processers are sick dude
I'm a pubic ... Metro sexual
>be me>come from a land down unda>be you>uh oh... stinky!
just watched a SWAT team absolute ventilate a black man with AR15s
Let’s all raped in the dick? Let’s all bespoke luxury vibrating chinese douglas. Exploded my penis off with chinese fireworks. Let’s all get raped chinese retarded.
For me? It's a nice ol' Israeli Intel processor
>>216671443in a silent way and big fun are PEAKRelaxing is the best Hard bop album ever released
jazz is one of the worst forms of music, it competes for last place with trap music and mumble rap
do you like getting fat in your country?
Trump won
>>216671487i'd like to get nice and fat inside her cunt if you catch my subtle innuendo
>jazz is one of the worst forms of music, it competes for last place with trap music and mumble rap
>>216671487I wish I could get fat
I only listen to classical musicThe classics of the 90s and 2000s pop music
>>216671486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TNVOqRLBwUas compared to glam rock, which is the best genre of music, competing with roots reggae and ambient
>>216671487
>reggaemore like rayGAY
>>216671503soy boys listen to jazz thobeit, your post makes no sense
I sometimes wonder if I'd be an attractive woman
>housing is unaffor-
Jazz is fun to play, if you don't like it you simply don't enjoy live music and that's fine live music that isn't just an excuse to do other social activities while you listen isn't for everyone, as much as we think of classical music as music that stuffy people sit in perfect silence to in the 17th century people talked over it and just treated it as background noise, its not for everyone but you are a lesser human being if you can't fundamentally understand the joy of it
Reggae is good
https://youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE>POV you go to india during diwali
>>216671486dimwit copehttps://youtu.be/sCQfTNOC5aE?si=iijF1jNUcytNeSRk
wtf sirianni
>>216671524how close to the border is it though?
>>216671522soyboys listen to nu-punk and rap, thoughbeit
>>216671530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LFvaAD2-Yhow could you not call this good?
Soyboys listen to charlixcx
>>216671500and america lost
>Reggae is good
>>216671545yes, they do. they listen to the shittiest music possible which includes those + jazz. they are obsessed with being contrarian pseudo-intellectuals. also anthony fantano should be stuffed into an oil drum and tossed in a swamp.
>>216671524it SHOULD be 200k there SHOULD be no mexicans aroundthere SHOULD be roughly a million houses like this on the market all throughout the country at any one time
I don't smoke weed
>>216671530Undeniably. Hard to be depressed when you put on a reggae mix
>>216671557Trump WonAmerica WonThe World Won
>>216671558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGEt-oqFqdw
>>216671569>jazz>contrarianlol wut
>>216671558dimwit copehttps://youtu.be/4nony-xB3tE?si=wJCMzlwsgHCi6VYH
I don't... drink... WINE
i always smoke weed. im trying to smoke less
>>216671581He's from the 1930s
>>216671578Israel definitely won, that's for sure
Jeets trying to normalize eating with their bare hands like retarded infants is the most pathetic meme I've seen in a long time. So forced and obviously thirdie, civilized people are disgusted by it.
>>216671583I don't drink liquor cause I don't wanna be Mr. Hyde
>>216671590Yes and that's good
According to soyience, the biggest factor that determines whether you will be gay or not is the number of older brothers you haveBut I have no brothers??
>>216671593White chicken wings with their hands and it gets pretty messy
>>216671606is there a video of this incident?
>>216671597Liquor makes me sicker, but beer makes me queer
>>216671611eating chicken wings is incredibly low brow and one step above being a third worlder
Say you were having a kids with a wonderful woman you loved and cherished.If you had a daughter would you want to try again for a son? If you had a son would you want to try again?
>>216671604You were molested by your uncle.
>>216671524I'm turning 30 and watched my childhood home basically double in value in the last five years while our currency has dropped significantly and income hasn't matched the rate of inflation.I am a single-issue voter: anything to reduce the cost of housing. Kill all boomers, deport a million illegals, remove zoning laws, eminent domain for shitty old homes in the city, etc.
>>216671626card makes me hard, but cash makes me cum.
>>216671626but wine makes me fiiine
>>216671606I want to die asphyxiated in Christina Hendrick's boobies if you know what I mean hehe
i want lujan’s mom
wine makes me fine but the bigger filler makes me a ____er ____er
>tfw our north american friends have never heard eurodance music
>>2166716302 kids. Don't have enough money for a self-absorbed only child
Lightly modded New Vegas...home
>>216671653There are only 200,000 of your kind. How shocked are you that you exist.
>>216671356happened every time I've tried to post a /v/ thread
>>216671558I look like this and I say that
>>216671670she should have married the gay guy in mad men tbqh
>>216671630I'd want a son but I'd raise a daughter all the same
>>216671670HER TITS ARE SO FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEE
What if we all got addicted to gambling together? Like a pact you know
>>216671716>>216671716with any luck you'll have a son who is also a daughter
>>216671723I could run any craps table in the continental US(I am $300 in debt to online craps sites)
We LOVE fake tits, don't we folks? We love fake tits.
damn, that sure was an unfortunate Chinese bookie!
>>216671723I'm a cards guy if it matters
Just had a crisis while jerking off I realized that everything you do in life is all in pursuit of pussy and after you breed there is nothing else to live for
>>216671676It surprises me every day
>>216671760what about Jordans and airpods and Dodge Chargers?
Tomorrow is a holiday, but I'm going to work so I can take Friday off instead.
>>216671721haha this webm is great cause foid in the black dress is subconscious about her smaller tits right away
>>216671769Those are all distractions to keep you from hanging yourself
On the ground I layMotionless in painI can see my life flashing before my eyesDid I fall asleepIs this all a dream?Wake me upI'm living a nightmareI will not diiiiiiiie (I will not die)I will surviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveI WILL NOT DIE, I'LL WAIT HERE FOR YOUI FEEL ALIVE WHEN YOU'RE BESIDE MEI WILL NOT DIE, I'LL WAIT HERE FOR YOUIN MY TIME OF DYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIING
>>216671676How strange it is to be anything at all...
>>216671653This song is by an American, and it's classified as Eurodance.https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8
titmogging is great, every man can universally enjoy it but it makes most foids absolutely seethe
>>216671799That's not possible
>>216671798Yes, this is also how I feel.
im no longer intoxicated btw
>>216671810don't blame mehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_(Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)
>>216671808>every manyou mean everyman. nobility like me don't like to see these behaviors in public.
You ever had a dog named Gizmo?
>>216671830sad!
>>216671793
>>216671778Maybe she's starstruck by Will Sasso
>>216671799that song is certified Eurodanceit's like how I Was Made For Loving You Baby is disco, but a bit more international
The suspect was identified as 22 year old Victor Gonzalez Ramirez Sanchez Hernandez Guttierez Burrito Jr. the Third
>>216671848ay papiall those previous men of the Burrito line could not conquer...la bestia internal!
Is there anything more pathetic and vile than an introverted moid?
>>216671839No. I had a yellow lab named sandy. I wasnt a creative kid
>>216671862lol what the fuck is a moid
>>216671862Yeah, probably a baby murderer, or someone who rapes old people.Something like that.
>>216671868Male
>>216671848He was convicted of aggravated assault, armed robbery, battery on an officer, fleeing and eluding and possession of drug paraphernalia and sentenced to 3 months probation
>>216671862A girl once told me there's nothing more frightening to her than a quiet guy
I've wasted most of my youth consuming media and gooning
>>216671888I would have started screaming to make her feel safe
>>216671878Burrito Jr. the Third is currently suing the city of San Los Taco Antonios Banderas for excessive force used by the officers when he shot at them 17 times with a switched Glock. The lawsuit alleges racial profiling and dirty looks were used by the officers when they apprehended the suspect. Race riots have already caused 13 billion in damage and 35 white people are dead, otherwise the protests are mostly peaceful.
crazy weather today
>>216671848they listed him as "White" under crime stats
>>216671862Get better at dropping hints
>>216671919KEK this would be the best part of it all
>>216671848I knew a spic whose last name MendozamendozaNot even exaggerating
>>216671916It's almost freezing in Florida. This might be the end of the world as we know it
>>216671938lol I love when they're named Jesus and commit horrifically violent crimes
What's it like making-out with another guy?
>>216671916Do you live in Yuma lol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-f0uAu7h2E
>>216671925Hints to ward off creepy shy moids? Usually I give them a disgusted glance
>>216671961If they're shy you've got nothing to worry about. Introverted moids lack the self confidence to approach a foid who dresses and acts like a whore.
>>216671868tranny word for men.
so, who was talking shit and seething about me then?
just noticed the thread is devoid of mexicans, kinda nice honestly.we should just make this /cu/
I’m a fuckin clown in the gay circus. I’m a retarded molested bitch.
>>216671961>Usually I give them a disgusted glanceI would cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZECOMObdfZg
>>216671945A little over 2 hours away
I don't have good dating advice for homosexual community
How do you find glory holes
>>216671997Your dad does
>>216671997Watch out for HIV
>>216671981Every American flag is a spic go ahead and say something negative about spics and watch every """american"""" anon rush to defend them
>>216672000You stick your dick in random holes until someone starts suckin'
>>216671985ok but i don't remember asking
Was it that faggot from New York?
>>216672018That’s because you drank a forgetting potion.
>>216671997Fags much like whores don't need to date
>>216671997Gay dating is easy as fuck>1. Go to any gay bar>2. Take a seat at the bar>3. Wait, practically guaranteed a guy will approach you for sex>4. Prepare your anus
>>216672028youre speaking from experience, I assume
black people have the silliest haridos
>>216672028I am an incredibly ugly male, I would want to be the bottom.No one would want to fuck an ugly freak like me.
>>216672041Fags are ugly dysgenic freaks so you'd fit right in
>>216672028>>216672024>>216672010It makes no difference to me>>216672001Canada learned to shit talk finally
>>216672034Yes>>216672041Guys don't need to see your face if you got an ass
/cum/ is like a digital gay bar. And I have kissed every cute boy in here. Hey you, reading this! You’re cute! *smooches you*
A better time, surely.
>>216672051No, gay guys are very very VERY superficial,.more than womenFace matters the most then not being a lardass
>>216672049No one asked you filthy fudge packer go die of aids
What's your favorite autism game?
>>216672056Bobson Dugnutt is my fav
>>216672065Euro truck simulator 2
>>216672066Dean Wesrey always gets me
>>216672056shown furcotte is a sentence.
>>216672065Sims2, if making a house without doors, windows, or toilets counts as autistic. So much peepee and poopoo, ghosts, crying, screaming, fighting, and death.
>>216672064I'm not gay...
>>216672094expontentially feminine pick
>>216672065Farm simulator looks good. Farmers commit more suicide than a lot of other professions though
so let's settle this once and for all: who's the top and who's the bottom? Everyone always says Big Mike tops Barry but I could see it going the other way too honestly.
>>216672065Runescape
>>216672110>In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”>“My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men,” he added. “But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.”Zesty nigger
I bought that snow runner 2 game and one of my trucks got stuck in mud and the one I sent to get it out got stuck in mud so I stopped playing
I'm not going to drink all those beers tonight
>>216672138Commander in Zest
>2025>still playing runescape
why are black guys always murdering pregnant women
>>216672065Factorio for sure
I'm gonna drink all those beers
im waiting?i think im going to wait!
>>216672148good on you. i think i am, though. november's been ten days too rough already. i'm sure a hangover tomorrow will help.
gonna jerk it to trannies *sigh* again.....
I bought crunchy peanut butter instead of smooth on accident this kind of sucks
>>216672196Uh.. woops>>216672184
>>216672207that really sucks, it's like some nigga clipped his toenails in your peanut butter.
I did nothing today.
Alcohol is the only thing that gives me any desire or driveWithout it I'm a passive creature skulking in the shadows avoiding pain
>>216672202why don't you just jerk it to normal women if being a prono freak is getting you down?
Wtf lol
>>216672222Before beer I am Gollum after a few I become Aragorn
>>2166722359 year olds operating machinery is trad
I'm just a sad horny bastard. Sorry
>>216672238you mean Pippin.
>>216672243He's getting a head start in life
>>216672245Are you even actually horny?
>>216672253Child laborers are going to have a stacked resume by the time they hit 18 yrsGen Beta chads are going to btfo alphietards in the future job market
called AI a nigger and it stormed off
>>216672214idm it on a sandwich but when I get hungry when I vape I like to just take a little spoonful and eat it slowly
>>216672279just pretend it's got crunchy soft thick toenails mixed in with it, like the kind old people have that look like the skin from a baked potato and you need metal shears to clip
>>216672293I don't have a fetish sorry
>>216672298that's a shame, i have several. nipples, MILFs, and low class trashy white girls are my top 3.
>>216672207toast the bread and scrape it a bit harder with the knife over the plate to catch the crumbs. you can get rid of most of it, and save the jar.
I need to get the hell out of here. What’s the most stereotypical and cliche place for a young man to go when he’s trying to “find himself?” Japan?
Spent 3 hours reading and I'm wide awake. Guess I'll game.
>>216672262Right now? No, I'm inebriated. But I will be.
>>216672312Thailand
>>216672330That's where a young man goes to find himself some whores
>>216672330Thailand is where you go to lose yourself and participate in debauchery
>>216672330I don’t wanna bang ladyboys.
>>216672361oh, you want to BE the ladyboy...
>>216672317sometimes you have to. i read about jazz musicians for 5 hours last night trying to nod off, but finally had to surrender to some cans and controller.
Any time one of those "black people react to white people doing whatever" or the "9 real whatever 1 fake" with the black guys trying to guess it comes up in my recommend I click it just to read the comments, they literally speak an entirely different language
The best way to find yourself might just be at the bottom of a ladyboy's ass
>>216672184I DRANK A BEER2 BEERS3 BEERS
>>216672378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmcwEK4a1A
god dammit
>>216672396blud on god 3 was cold with it :skull::skull::skull:
SEGA does what Nintendon't
>>216672312All of Asia really.
recycle>>216669177>>216669177>>216669177
stop drinking during the week it's degenerate
>>216672411SEGA does bitter infighting
>>216672435Tomorrow's Veterans dayRemember 9/11
