new /brit/ new me
Just had one of those part-baked baguettes with prawns in itDelicious! Very much like those part-baked breads
>>216680093don't like that image
>>216680125really wasn't worth saving for the new
>>216680113you're still a brown animal, so...
>>216680136its not funny when you use the botnet
>>216680125Is this AI generated?Looks AI generated but the search bar at the top looks like Netflix
i apologise for my disparaging posts about Australians. new /brit/, new me. <3
@grok why is my mum angry at me
>>216680156brainless miron
god damn i miss summer
listening to Lord of the Rings on audiobook so will be posting about it for the next 90 hours
anime
>>216680161we all love you don't worry :3
>>216680161im rubber youre glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
>>216680149animals are cool. i like monkeys, cats, frogs, shelled creatures like snails, turtles, and... others. I like birds, fish, octopi, mammals, the other one. <3
>>216680183i dont love him. i dont even like him.
>>216680191>i like monkeysthank you
>miron
>>216680181im an animator from Israel and this is my animation
Having never watched an episode of the Chase I now associate Bradley Walsh with unimaginable evil
listened to some audio porn last night and i got it but it didnt really do anything for me, know what i mean lads? i understand where i was supposed to be getting horny but it just wasnt doing it.any you lads an audio wanker?
>>216680201you do a bit though
good evening hopefully the BE flag poster killed himself
Reminder that sandwiches were sold like this in the UK until the late 70s. M&S were the company that introduced packaged and chilled sandwiches to the British public, and that was in 1979.
>>216680224you are literal cattle nigga how do you not understand imagining things
>>216680191um, ackshually? its not octopi. in nominative its octopodes in latin and oktopodes in greek whence it came
>>216680224yes l use AI to create erotic audio specifically for my tastes
fuck i hate coconuts, and all the other untermenschen brown filth. mashallah if i was around during colonial times i'd go door to door (in coconuts cases, leaf hut to leaf hut) and gun down every man, woman and child with my musket and English long bow
>>216680234He did, saw it on Sky news this morning
good morning download this update to go download 6.4GB
>>216680210
>>216680239Packaged and chilled sandwiches and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>216680239nowt wrong with it
>>216680224Wrote a script to scrape entire soundgasm back catalogs when you were still in your dad's sack.
>>216680253fuck all that incel shit i'd be sailing from island to island doing nothing but shagging all the thick brown women
doing the aphex twin rubber Johnny dance on my gaming chair
i say the n word out loud probably over 100 times a day on average, it's a compulsion you see
i like octopodes
>>216680243what AI do you use to create audios
>>216680262why are you still single??
>>216680239dont worry we'll be back to it soon reduce reuse recycle
>>216680239What's sosage?
been using chatgpt to make a setting for a ttrpg and the other day I saw one of my players using it to write his backstorywe're literally just middle men for AI to play with itself
feeling quite enraged by the unwelcome presence of brown nigger beasts infesting my /brit/, so I'm off to go watch brown "people" die on bestgore. I shall return tomorrow to post more racism
>>216680284character.ai or miniapps
>>216680274yeah probably while you are sucking and fucking them
>>216680288gay porn diseasegot a very visible and disgusting gay pornim very blackpilled about it. im hideous
Just seen some spastic american on twitter moaning about Britain being a failed state because he took a connecting flight from Dublin to Paris via heathrow and then in a pure yankbrained moment thought he had to leave airside to transfer instead of following the very obvious signs meaning he missed his flight
can't stop watching that webm
>>216680271also based, so long as you don't breed them like the retarded Spaniards did
she's a 10 but doesn't support total nigger death
I've had hundreds of notifications on twitter today
>>216680306which one
im buying Pringles more because I want to support the Pringles industry now that they have gone back down to a reasonable price
>>216680302im hideous too
texting her do you ever think of us againyes texting sms
>>216680320so a 6 then?
the prnigles industry
>>216680330the only reasonable price is 1 pound a tube
>>216680347its like £1.75 now
haha eating prgigles while redaing yhe bimble while i post braldey walsh responding to how anon got pasta delivery
>>216680268>:param:>there's no parameterum
>>216680329you know which one
Prince Giles Sir Cream & Onion
oh ffs
>>216680361wow that is reasonable i too will buy pringle
>>216680362you are copying from the lowest on the social ladder here, and he gets no replies. just dont copy the loser beta males if you expect to be a success and popular here
saw someone getting pringles delivered on here and each tube was like five quid
>>216680324cor you've viral mate
>>216680372you buying a dildoid
>rather not saytired ahh gimmick
>>216680268big ups Beautiful SoupRemember when I first discovered it I just wrote script after script to scrape random shit I didn't need because the concept was fascinating to me
>>216680324expect a knock from your local police force then
>>216680386thank you winner alpha male, very cool
sprinting around the thread on all fours leaving a constant unbroken log of shit on the ground behind me like a snail trail
ate 90% of a mouldy bit of pita bread and didnt realise until i looked down at the last bit in my hand and saw the splodges
>>216680418im the (based) alpha here because I am first and most powerful. I am alpha because others follow (me)
feeling neoliberal
>>216680430don't want to scare you but I got a severe lung infection from eating mouldy bread once and had to go on IV antibiotics for 2 weeksalmost suffocated in my sleep
>>216680430soon playing in your colon https://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew
>>216680364well it uses the user parameter from the __init__ function
>>216680372that looks painful and my willard is very small would it not make it go inside
>>216680467giggled x
how do chastity cages work thendo you put your balls in also? otherwise you could just slide your willy out
>>216680469that's an attribute
one, two, three o'clork, four o'clork rorke
hate when a poo starts off solid then turns liquidy towards the end like when a tomato sauce bottle starts spraying that red water out
won 5 in a row against 6800 elo (im 6000 elo). 6000 is a C rank
>>216680511do the surgeons get free lifetime access to the onlyfans and manyvids pages of the slags they give implants and bbls too
>>216680268mad like. what's your poison lad? cuz all the ones i listened to last night were just "alright".
right well that's a slag lying on the bed with her tits and fanny out
just realized I'm having alcohol cravings for the first time in my life, must have stripped the neurons in my brain or something because I never had that before, never had a problem quitting for weeks or months at a time
millennials are the first generation where dads are expected to be the breadwinner AND contribute to fatherhoodevery other generation was one or the other, we're the first to be both and no-one ever talks about it
Is it better to try and get signed off from toil for a month in order to get sober from drug addiction or should I just leave my job and start over when i'm ready?
>>216680523for me its those poos where the first bit is solid then loads of liquid poo comes out its kinda like opening a bottle of wine
>>216680509well I've bluffed as far as I can so I will have to concede now
>>216680372yeah well transgenderism is a sexual fetish so that all adds up
tinnitusberg is back at it
feeling
>>216680559heard it's good to have routine. more time to yourself is more time to fill with drugs.
>>216680466thanks but its ok i am unemployed now and do fuck all anyway so if death takes me it will be an act of mercy
samuel
>>216680579BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
>>216680474i strongly recommend this
>>216680590Thats true, if you are sober. I have a routine but im a drug addict. Even down to scheduled drug use to get through the day. It's not good.
>>216680558just find a 20s-30s woman that doesn't want to work and will raise kids (impossible)
darren
>>216680540Depends what you're into I suppose. If you give me a ballpark idea of what your preference is I may be able to point you in the right direction.
>>216680618is that a hose clip?
>>216680645not anymore!
>>216680653chortling
dogshit thread
*takes rorkes batteries out*
>>216680666cheer up
I'm gonna go wank off to latina SSBBWs
>>216680624which drugs?
>>216680695must have been after the Buu saga because that's when I stopped watching
>>216680695too skinnycant wank to fatties unless they’re immobile
>>216680697opiates/opioids
>>216680711Good post
who wears those
>>216680637Yes mate?
Today`sPocket MonsterofThe DayIs ..Bulbasaur !!
>>216680715low battery warning on the mobility scooter hits like viagra
I've been watching Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing and thinking about getting into fishing. Or maybe I just need a friend...
Today`sPocket MonsterofThe DayIs ..Charizard !!
>>216680736good pokemon>>216680764boring pokemon
>>216680736he is very cooldo you think he is a frog or a dinosaur
>>216680774charizard is based you nerd
>>216680764https://vocaroo.com/5h7yA24jd3u
>>216680734glad youre here
wish i were a wealthy professional living in Belgium during the medieval warm period
>>216680737for me its when they’re so fat they get stuck in doorframes or the shower
>>216680785was*they won't stop wanking this nigga off and now i'm bored of him
suppose id better have a shower. got to go to toil in half an hourish.
>>216680640im not looking for anything lad i was just curious what youre wanking to because as i say it was doing nothing for me
we already knew what the third evolution of squirtle and charmander were from the box art on Red and Bluethe only logical choice was therefore Bulbasaur, so that one might discover what its third evolution was. As it turned out it was just a bigger Bulbasaur but there was no way to have known that in advance.
>>216680763Think you need to gain a clue mate
>>216680825>there was no way to have known that in advance.Pocket Monsters Green showed it !!
>>216680736for me it's sharpedo
>>216680841elaborate
>>216680793Thanks. I'm glad you're here too. :)
>>216680858rattled
>>216680868MODS
Off to tesco
>>216680845easy on the shar though, 'ey
right well I don't know what that is because not a fucking chance I'm opening that
women are mental
>>216680893me when I fail a perception check after finding a chest
>>216680881what is it
>>216680916sc
>>216680922a computer generated woman with an alien willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U039PVaeFo0
>>216680938Post it again
kicked an australian down the stairs because I wanted to help them get home
wfh from my smelly bedroom lol
>>216680957it's in the archive if you are so inclined
might become a mc
>another Frankenstien movie>another Dracula movie>then another Frankenstien movie
Tesco currently doing half price on a range of meatsGot 1.6kg of lamb shoulder for £11 just nowRecommend the few of you in this thread that can actually cook do the same
>lamb shoulderrasheed
feel like im spiritually American and was born in the wrong country
>>216681022scottish people in the 12th century choosing their last name be like
>>216681026already on it, had a roast Sunday and bubble and squeak on Monday
>>216681046Sometimes wish I grew up in in 1990s suburban America, seemed very comfy.
>>216681046ktim they need to let us in
>>216681026always a certain type of person stood like a coiled spring behind the protective yellow barrier while the tesco lady puts out the reduced itemswe all know what type of person but we're not allowed to say
test
>>216681046Ktim but 1930s Deutschland
>>216681109>the protective yellow barrierScreeching never seen thisI do remember at Easter when meats and veg were on the cheap seeing pakis just absolutely filling their trolleys
>>216681073Once it was the highest honor to say: “I am an American.” It still is, because of the great history that lies behind the phrase; but now any Jew, Polack, or Wop, spawned in some teeming ghetto and ignorant of or cynical toward American ideals, can strut and swagger and blatantly assert his Americanship and is accepted on the same status as a man whose people have been in the New World for three hundred years.
I'm a Celeb line-up is die
>>216681173Why are you watching that zogslop shite?
>>216681109Tbf I worked at a Tescos in Hampshire during uni and there was a core group of reduced nabbers and all of them were white and middle aged. They'd clear everything out every single time, didnt matter what it was. Only thing browns did that pissed me off was trying to haggle the prices down, I'd explain the price is the price and there's no arguing about it, then they'd come back the next day and do it again
>>216681173Dec was at home drinking brain fluid when Ant ringceleb is die"no"
>>216681173is it all youtubers now?
Should probably go out for a walk, don't really want to though
>>216681189because this is the British culture general, not /pol/, so I don't want to be involved in your yankified bollocks conversation
>>216681109always the pakis at my horrible asda
>>216681214leave it about 20 minutes x
>>216681214toyed with the idea but it's been raining all day here so I can't be arsed
>>216681254Same, just feel like monging out and being comfy when the weather's like this
>>216681214went for an incewalk but there were lots of pretty people about and it made me sad and I felt worse than if I'd stayed in bed
just realised I'm a virgin
>>216681274I do have a pair of waterproof shoes that I bought at Decathlon, and a waterproof jacket of course. But I need to invest in a pair of waterproof shorts. Might take another run to Decathlon nearer the weekend to see if this is a thing that exists.Don't wanna wear waterproof trousers because they're always dead baggy and lame.
>>216681300Always a risk isn't it
redpill: 4x speed actually sets the horses % speed on the track lower, speeds up their animations. it makes the races shorter but lowers speed to counter that
>>216681366spamming/flooding
>>216681366sybau nigga
Working on some stuff at toil that I just really really really really really really do not care about a single bit
cry about it faggots
I've had the heating on all day
do you prefer audiobooks where the bloke puts on different voices for the dialogue?
>teach a data science course that includes a programming component>bunch of practical sessions where the students have some tasks to try and do, and multiple TAs are there to help >a few years ago a student would just raise their hand, get some help (usually a trivial issue, they're learning the basics here) and proceed>now they barely ever ask for help, but when they do they're hopelessly lost in some ChatGPT nonsense miles away from the actual objectivesso tiresome
I guess we turbo sprint now I guess we farming training points nowI guess we going for 700 wit now
>Parish, of Fordham Road, also admitted a charge of violent disorder after he joined in widespread trouble in Sunderland city centre last August.WTF rorke I thought you hated browns? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxk542v48xo
took the pal card off hopefully I can get 1200 speed now
>>216681522Reece's in pieces
>>216681432Was fucking freezing this morning
guess we are using og cap ultimate now
>>216681440read my own books me
Too nervous to call the clinic about me being on a waiting list
reminder to report all hypocritcal spamming/flooding about nonsense
>>216681572yeah they'll be well confused the chance to say something stupid will be high
stfu
lovelovelove doing a poo at worknothing quite like it
>>216681596just greyscale colour banding innit
>>216681596ktim
>>216681572They'll take the piss out of you for days, even years on end"Remember the lad stammering and stuttering asking about whether he was on a waiting list or not?""Hahaha yeah, what an absolute loser, I bet he has no friends and also has never had sex in his life"
>>216681432any time I've gone days or even weeks thinking that I'm taking the piss with how much I've had the heating on I get the bill and it's utterly normal and sane, miniscule even. I'm in credit like £900 with the gas company>couldn't you get a credit refund?yeah but you never know when you might need £940 worth of gas
>triumphant pulse procs on the homestretchha ha ha ah haa!
>>216681650takes the piss I pay £120/month why do I need to be 2 full months in credit
>>216681650yeah it's weird for me too, I'm paying around £120 a month which feels so little compared to how much I have it on and how people talk about everything being expensive these daysNot sure if I'm on some discount or whatever without anyone at the gas company realising it
a rorke will humble you quickly
unc's going on about gas bills again
did jobseekers get the winter allowance then? FUCK. I didnt get mine
would i get pussy if i joined the communist party of the uk? white pussy that is>>216681650kek this happened to me. i lowered my monthly payments to £20
>>216681710lives in his childhood bedroom award
>>216681596
I've had the heating on a lot since September set at around 23.5 degrees and I'm £500 in credit lmao
pahahahahahaha
>>216681785tf are gonna do? take the heat back LOL
>>216681785too hot
>>216681769doubt Anthony Smith said that
im a heavy metal man
>>216681803just going to set my monthly payments to zero or whatever the minimum amount is
yeah just let them have access to your money in case they'd like some of it
>>216681804When I ask an Owl what it's purpose is in life and it answers backwards
I guess we can say that drinking binge has been concluded and I am now a renewed and fresh man
you can't argue with this
>beat og cap by getting to her with triumphant pulse >2nd place >end of career based. she won
>>216681886The normslop
>>216681785just means you've been giving the energy company interest free loans
European civilisation died during the world wars
>retry >drop to second place on last corner >triumphant pulse to push forward once more >turbo sprint procs too>1st place by a head vs king halo champion horse! she won!
>>216681903The nature documentaries are the best ever made, no one produces anything close - all else is normslop
your mum gave me an interest free shag last night
>>216681886is this an AI?
All the BBC needs to do is prevent its editorial staff and presenters from indulging in political campaigning, when on the job.If BBC staffers want to indulge in political campaigning, they can get a job at politicised media firms who don't demand the public pay for it, under pain of imprisonment.It is unreasonable to expect that BBC staff won't have political beliefs, but is entirely reasonable to demand that they quit political campaigning. It is obvious that the BBC is captured by neoliberal bulls who were allowed to run amok, ie use the BBC as a platform to campaign for their political beliefs.
what is fruit?
>>216681886mad how I have to pay £170/year so luke can watch this slop
>>216681945wouldn't be surprised. On youtube you can practically smell the GPT on all the scripts
>>216681960you nigga!
insane how strong BASED triumphant pulse is. you should get it
armitage skanks
>>216681992ya boomed me
>>216681951yeah?
>>216682011ahaha ok mate
>>216681702I think these people must be sitting with every radiator in the house on full blast with all the windows open at all times or near enough.
triumphant pulse spark
>>216681886furiously banging my pots and pans for Aunt Beebs
bread
the warden threw a party in the county jailthe prison band was there and they began to wailthe band was jumpin' and the joint began to swingyou should've heard those knocked out jailbirds singlet's rockeverybody, let's rockeverybody in the whole cell blockwas dancin' to the jailhouse rock
on my way home to York thank God
sensible chuckle thinking about however many million pounds in licence fee payers' money is going to be doled out to big Donald in compensationnone of it mine of course since I don't pay it
>>216682024The only people that want to end the BBC or more aptly BBC News are those who have a problem with objective truth. It’s the most trusted broadcaster in the world for a reason.
Mad how people under the age of 40 care about the bbc
>>216681886All shit.Also why can't I access the full BBC archives since as a licence fee payer I funded the production?Also can't watch Fawlty Towers on iPlayer, even though I funded the production. Also iPlayer doesn't have a cinema mode, only fullscreen. It's fairly standard for modern video players nowadays.>https://www.bbc.com/aboutthebbc/whoweare/leigh-tavaziva>Leigh Tavaziva (Chief Operating Officer) Salary: £465,000 - £469,999>https://www.bbc.com/aboutthebbc/whoweare/uzair-qadeer>Uzair Qadeer (Chief People Officer) Salary: £345,000 - £349,999>https://www.bbc.com/aboutthebbc/whoweare/peter-okane>Peter O'Kane (Chief Technology Officer) Salary: £345,000 - £349,999Oh, they're busy lining their own pockets. Too busy to work on cinema mode. Oh, ok.
>>216682092We as British people should not stand idly by whilst a greedy overbearing President of the US seeks to destroy it, notwithstanding an error of judgement made by the editing of a pre-election speech made by that President. Has the President himself ever made an error of judgement, I wonder?
>>216682094Is that really still the case? It's state media so I don't trust it
Haven't had sex for over 3 months now
>>21668214012 years for me
>>216682140
>>216682166Um!! xx
>>216682169Jesus, how do you cope with that?
still cant get 1200 speed (and finished with 584 wit)
anyway, dem a shiny onyx a waggy yeh? x
So is that Tartaria stuff a joke or are there mongs that believe it
It rainy today
shut up you mindbroken little slave retard
Mad how cloud gaming is still absolute wank in the year 2025. They've been trying to get it to work for 15 years now, still gash.
>>216682221It was nice to see you break character there You don't need to act like this you know
king halo potential level 3 (not even all my coins are gone, im 100K down from yesterday)
>>216682199not really arsed I never needed anything other than booze and wank
>>216682251Leftypol? Owning nothing and happy
>>216682276Nah, I'm not into any form of politics, find it too stressful.
>>216680093Hello
>>216682120ZAMN
starting to think I might not win the lottery lads
Morning team got toil at 17:00 pm
>>216682303alri
Tom Bombadil is actually a cringe and retarded character
>>216682275I wank a fair bit, but it gets to the point where my willy goes dry from the lack of contact with pussies, and it's no longer enjoyable.
[Rorke and Leftypol at a Chinese restaurant]R: Yes mate I'll take a chicken nuggets and chips and curry sauce please, cheersL: nihao my 友yo may I have a Cantoneese style xìng fú jié jú de quán shēn àn mó with an oolong tea and your finest feng sui. Arigatou namaste
>>216682374whatever this post means
don't like eating mammals anymore fish and birds I can do because they're different to me
>>216682390Globalism is dying
>>216682425you similar to a cow?
Get the new made and shove it lengthways up my arris
>>216682425cool it with the antichinesism
rolling for 3* speed/stam (or wit) spark and green spark on og cap :)with guest 9* uma. and my uma 2* speed with a different guest uma
>>216682457it has been said
noo>>216682496>>216682496>>216682496
>>216674388>>216674388
thats my goals (3* speed/stam, hope 2* green spark on og cap. maybe before that, 2* speed/stam og cap with 2* green spark)
