Baby walrus edition
>>216682425Fish tastes disgusting, can't believe so many people pretend to enjoy it. Even when you have battered cod, if you separate the fish from the batter and try and eat it by itself, it tastes grim.
rorketok
gen X readers pissing and shitting themselves in laughter at this
>>216682519petulant imbecile
>Fish tastes disgusting, can't believe so many people pretend to enjoy it. Even when you have battered cod, if you separate the fish from the batter and try and eat it by itself, it tastes grim.
yep definitely twisted my knee up squatting last week. weights still molested though
nth for the gyaldem
can feel a stye developing in the corner of my eyeproper playground ailment that, not had a stye since I was about 7 years old. Must be because I have to touch my eyes these days since I binned the chudspecs in favour of contact lenses
>>216682548cut it out now
>>216682519love tuna, deenz and battered cod don't like any of the others and you can fuck off with sushi
don't think I'd like to get fanny juice on my willy it sounds disgusting
>>216682548oddly specific
this nigga doing squats
Wonder how Covid will be covered as a topic in GTA 6. Expecting the talk radio show will have a lengthy skit about vaccines in it.
>>216682404Yeah so basically it's a play on how Rorke is seen as uncultured and racist while Leftypol is trying too hard to be respectful of other cultures and not to impose his anglicised pronunciation of words on other cultures that he partakes in, but in fact he's arsed it up because while over-pronouncing words he's mixed up multiple cultures what a numptyI've accentuated this by using the hanzi for friend instead of the usual latin alphabet, arigatou is a japanese word, while namaste is sanskritperhaps it was funnier in my head hah
>>216682542sorry lad, sometimes hate the human body me
In other news: Britain is ruled by a "conservative government".Public broadcasters may originally not have been a mistake, but they have certainly turned into one hell of a mistake.
>blacked thick hag>blacked 3some bbw and eastern euro slag>Julia kyoka nurse>Julia kyoka cheating wife>Julia kyoka coffee shop employing>syren de mer OFs collab lovemakingLast night's goon I kinda regret ending on Syren, Julia was fantastic
>>216682541>>216682537Enjoy your vagina-smelling, shit tier meat from a subterranean animal.
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>>216682574sorry try this:can feel an illness of some kind befalling me, not had an illness of this like since I some years ago now. How did I get this current illness? I don't know.
>>216682562>sushiThe ultimate poncey, overpriced food that people pretend to enjoy. I tried it once and nearly threw up.
>>216682581It won't even be acknowledged. People play videogames to escape the nightmare reality of life.
Indians: ypepoul just dont like eating with their hands Japanese people: *eating with their hands in a not disgusting way for rice* fucking buck broken retards
>>216682618i already enjoy your subterranean animal of a mum’s vagina
>>216682663NTA but I love sushi. I'll grant you that it is very expensive though. Not even like Jiro Dreams of Sushi 2 grand for a piece of fish folded 1000 times by a master either just like normal sushi in a restaurant in the UK will cost and arm and a leg for a small amount
There aren't a huge amount of subterranean species of fish that are commonly eaten>>216682693Funny because it's not like we don't eat with our hands in the West either, it's just that we don't squish the food so it squelches between our fingers and rub it all over our faces
getting into tantra and buddhism lads i feel like this is the way… christianity didnt resonate with me
why would I go to a restaurant to be given fish that's not even cooked when I can just not cook some fish myself at home
good evening gays
was expecting sushi / sashimi to taste peng given how much people gas it up but ive been to good sushi places and it tastes like nothing
>>216682750yeah, buddhism's great, i do zen and tibetan stuff
>>216682750because you didn't go to church with a high enough frequencysome resonance humour for you there
I had sex while gfberg was on her period this weekendWas a messy affair
>>216682779I'm convinced we do something wrong over here. The sushi I had in Japan was so fit, tasted fresh and had a very light fish taste, I came back with a real taste for it but when I had it here it just tasted like salt water and rice, no fishy notes and it had a weird texture tooHad horse sashimi in Kumamoto too but that tasted like wee kinda, not yummy like the horse meat we were all fed 15 years ago
>>216681572For what?
tfw the 3:49pm drizzle turns my Greggs pasty into a soggy war crime
got surgery tomorrow to add a foreskin to each of my fingers
>>216682532Katy's POV
tfw my brew's 90% milk because the teabag's older than the queen
wanking a poo with my arse
>>216682860Had a wank with a cut on your hand, was it?
tfw the kettle clicks off like the grim reaper's stopwatch
>OOOO LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GF AND WE HAD SEX
>>216682904imagine if you got phimosis on all of themyou'd have to blog here about your stretching gains
>>216682908were you getting antsy because no one was talking about black mens cocks for a few mins
>>216682871Why did you go to Japan? Are you a beta white male?
tfw the seagull outside nicks my last hobnob and calls me a mug
>betaaaaaa
bus says "due" but it's just taunting me from the depot
mousenonce's spam has been deleted so take that as vindication if you did the needful
Maximise your chances with womenRemove your tonsil stones immediately
last image collected from googles rogue ai… scientists are trying to discover the meaning
greggs sausage roll burns my soul but not my tongue
im not banned
rain goes straight through my £3 primark coat like it's optional
homemade sausage rolls subeditionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmLrLw4CxXE
I took my then-fiancée to Japan because I like the architecture and the food and thatnever even watched anime, just fancied it
tfw the postie delivers my neighbour's amazon dildos again
>>216682966If you find your finger too ticklish, use one of these (wet the tip with water first)
>>216682944>>216682971>>216682983AI posts
>>216682986look shite
>>216682938I am but that isn't why I went
my socks are wetter than the english channel in november
tfw the sun sets at 4pm and takes my will to live with it
>>216682991Are you lower middle class?They hype up Japan and AsiaUpper classes don't care for it
the chippy's closed for "staff training" on a friday night
>>216683009matey when he goes on the hunt for subterranean animals
>>216682983was in Primark at the weekend just there when I was out on my walk. Some specimens in there. I don't understand these people.
>>216683030middle middledad was a technical director (now retired) and went there for work in the 80s, I'm in software
>>216682996if you press your lubed arse right up to the letterbox the postman just slides it right in for you. Don't do it too many times though or they stop delivering to your address
feeling depressed
>I bet I can fly this thing
>>216682496https://www.britannica.com/quiz/guess-the-us-state-by-its-neighbors
>>216683081japanese amateur barbecuers be like
Would you rather goon to Sanna Marin or Kaja Kallas?
>>216683104
Irish diaspora look maternalCould this be why they're more compassionate towards ethnics?
gluten based pizza creating an estradiol-LH surge in rorke
>>216681473 You lot getting slagged off YET AGAIN!
>>216683104hahaha
>>216683122I know Sanna but don't know the other one. If you post an image of her then I can make an informed decision.
Irish diaspora phenotype
>>216683186
>>216683144>>216683208wasn't worth posting the first time either
>>216683220Sanna mogs and it's not close.
mad how gay i am
I saw a fit MILF at LIDL today
l saw a fit tomboy at Tesco today
11k steps done today and swimming later. Gonna be knackered x
>>216682750how so?
glod
>fit MILFerr redundant much
Just a reminder that heathermong was posting about raping babies yesterday
Dad's screaming and shouting again like a nutter
what does it even mean to be a tomboy these days?
leftypol lovebombing the escort
Remember when Greggs paired up with Primark and the proles were scrambling to throw their money awayMiddle class dickheads in London mincing about in their Gregg's trainers
>>216683328lmao
Heathermong's stepbrother helping him clean his tonsilstones with his cock
>>216683336no I don't remember that
>What do you mean send them back? That's racist and bigoted >:(>Without immigrants the NHS would collapse
>>216683144>>216683208cute face
>>216683357They're calling it the NHS stare
>>216683328actual lmao because you could do this (after you fuck them) if you want to get off to lovebombing someonemaybe then you would even gaslight them into being your gf, if you pay to basically gaslight them with one tactic. and having a gf is basically subscription prostitute
do British schools still teach cursive?
>>216683357
>>216683336Wanted one of the hoodies, admittedlyFun novelty item I could doss about in but if I remember rightly they were expensive
>>216683336Greggs make a lot of profit. Year on year it goes up, new branches opened. This despite every single Greggs being done up the arse by junkie shoplifters daily. They still manage to turn a big profit. People love their greggs slop (myself included).
need the webm of this lass pouting x
>>216683379my nephew came home from school and I asked him what he learned. you'll never guess what he said! 'FUCK OFF!' so i guess they do teach it LOL
im reopening the rorke files
>>216683404
>>216683415poowogscream
The concept of “inside” and “outside” doesn’t exist. It’s all continuous. It’s the one thing. It’s an illusion made by primates.
>>216683404I could have sworn I had it as well. It definitely exists because I distinctly remember seeing it and thinking "that's the same lass". Next time I see it in the wild I'll repost it here lad x
1004 sped by pregnant cap (july beach)
>>216683404Haven't got it mate. Will this webm of some lad ruining his life do instead?
>>216683278thought it was gobbledygook because the indian names for everything but it all makes sense..
>>216683404>>2166834481 fat gf please
people post this and that, we simply have to perservere
>>216683461try going "inside" the primate enclosure at the zoo and see how you get on
>>216683376kek
>>216683521That’s not my point. It’s the one field.
>>216683461alright catberg
>>216683379not since the 1950sit was still taught in us schools until the 80s. hence why boomer/gen x americans have cooler handwriting than similarly aged brits
>>216683546So you're admitting you've never been inside a woman?
>>216683568no that's wrong
>>216683426Rorke taping St George's Cross on his window when he wants to get in contact with Deepthroat to tell him another "foren" moved in across the road
and in france, traditional cursive is still taught in schools today
Any updates from escortlad?
>>216683591He'd argue he's been inside them all. But so has everyone else. Primates too.
>>216683461me when I accidentally call a fish subterranean and try to save face
>>216683568That's bollocksI learned in primary school, as did everyone elseYou are foreign
shut up granddad my AI writes my letters now
dont care about the nhs im not 70 you see
what's going on here then
wait you only need 1100 o.o forgot
>>216683475cheers lad xx>>216683502a romantic bless him x>>216683512did a cursory view on a buddhist subreddit once some interesting insights, perhaps they're explained better than those of the old testament but I still find old testament stories a better telling on human nature
>>216683669good. that should be turbo illegal. fucking fag
>>216683593>>216683636joined--up writing ≠ cursiveno, you didn't learn to write Rs like this in 90s britain
>>216683669Rishi Sunak is Indian and curry is Indian
>>216683608'cide
And how’s the war against those pesky Jews getting on chaps?
an example of /brit/ handwriting
was at the pharmacy and a mong was chatting the poor cashier girl's head off about universal credit and thathe wasn't even making sense half of the time but the girl was too polite to tell him to gtfoI should've done it myself really and be like a knight and that, but instead I bought my medication and then walked back to my smelly childhood house
DWPberg on our case again de laaaaads
You cunts are all nerds man. Guarantee you all work neeky computer jobs.
>>216683725Cursive is the same as joined-up writingWhat you're referring to is different styles (methods) such as palmer or zaner-bloserand yes I know how to hold a pencil
>>216683823Get a fucking job
>>216683825yeah what do you do?
>>216683765https://youtu.be/zhQw9ixnakM?si=cKYGcBlVTsn-tRJjNot good. They use biomass as a weapon
>>216683608he is still 29 years old and suffering from phimosis
>>216683837It not right Lidl beer for me deeee lad
>>216683825ktim!Spending all week writing .net
>>216683825Guarantee you're a dole dossing skank
make sex legal
go on then ladsGO ON
wagerunts riled up. mr toilberg been on your back today?
>>216683679its not really the parables just the worldview confirms things i have personally observed about reality..
>>216683873It is legal, it's just not legal with the ones you want to have sex with you vile creature.
DWPberg causing suicides deeee ladrelease the benefits deeee lad it not right
>>216683884>Beef well, mash, couple of boilt carrots >125.00
mikeys just come round and stolen my entire driveway ffs
>>216683884can i have macaroni cheese and a pepsi max please
>>216683770Hope he’s doing alright xx
>>216683939hes dead mate
england looks sovlful ngl
any battyman fancy a sticky toffee pudding
timmy and goliath
>>216683998
release the benefits rorkegive me all of your taxes rorkei need it rorke
>>216684017looks like Russia ffs
I mean he could in all seriousness be dead. He was determined to eat and drink himself to death. It was sad.
pulling fluff out my bum and stuffing it in my nostrils so I can smell my bum with every breath
>>216683608https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/police-hunt-man-29-wanted-10637377
>>216684017>>216684074samefag
wish i wasnt evil
>>216684120oh no
>>216683835>Cursive is the same as joined-upCursive is a form of joined-up, but its not what you learned in school.You mentioned a couple of forms of cursive. There are many more. The Zs always look more or less like this.No, you weren't taught to write Zs like this in reception class.
>>216684138*werent evilhypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>216682986get on john kirkwoods channel
i am rorke, son of blorke
just keeps getting darker and darker every day
DWP paying for my heating ad ad ad Lidl beer So Get In There I Said
just did a deadly poo
>>216684190Thanks Starmer
>>216684128Not saying American cities are much better, cuz they're not. They're actually far worse.
>>216682997what does that do?
>>216684190me when I read the 2021 census
>>216684190Shortest day soon
>>216684128haha you got me
>>216684190London?
>this is a lad
>>216684235kind of obvioussort of "little dark age" bizarre
>>216684235Don't care, still would
>>216684235Need him shagged up the arse then. These fellas that go around looking like women while not acting like them really durs my head in
DWPberg causing suicides by withholding benefits deeeee lad
Reminder to take vitamin d in these dark times
>>216684245>kind of obviousnah blud
vitamin ds nuts
mental how im considered evil because i just want to live in a nice peaceful country without any random africans sex criminals. how im a demon for my dream being living a quiet, comfortable life in a community that supports each other and makes life more fun.
>>216684294This appears to be heavily filtered
>>216683835>Palmer and Zaner-BloserThose are American cursive styles. The pre-1950s British cursive style was very similar to those.Nobody has been taught cursive in British schools as a matter of course since the 1950s. Americans kept it up until the 1980s.Just joining up your letters is not the same as cursive. You have to write the letters in the cursive style. You don't write your Zs like this.
):
>>216684266behave
>>216684312>dream being living a quiet, comfortable life in a community that supports each other and makes life more fun.Genuinely evil. Have you not watched Midsommar?
>>216684162Well, I didn't say reception. Just primary school, where I learned continuous cursive (operative term here is cursive)
british people can't write cursive, can't hold a pen and can't remove their tonsil stones
>>216684332Well said Liz, calanders are woke
hate sarcasm
>>216684301all paid for by Rorke's taxes that the other coloured creatures are also paid from
stole a bulldozer he didI found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC-i3kBCNAk
>>216684372emoji de telecopieur
looks very mannish here
Mental how all movies nowadays are just made to reinforce woke ideology
>>216683820Hate when mongs like that use up all a nice girls patience so you can't have any kind of flirty banter with them because they just want to get everyone served and out the way
>>216684401Always have been in some way
I just don't like wankin' no more.
>>216684372That's heathermong then is it, had a feeling
>>216684401I don't call the movies anymore, I call them wokies now
>>216684345Mad how a bloke like that is still out of my league most likely
Can you define what 'woke' means?
anon, https://i.postimg.cc/tT429ybS/og-cap.png
>>216683357had LBC on all morning and it was between that and "Send them all back I'm flying my flag no it's not racist"Did laugh when Nick Ferrari said "How are you going to make South Sudan more appealing than South Croydon" and the caller went "I'm open to suggestions"
>>216684464>.<
>>216684457White people bad. Black people good.
>>216684464what the hell are you doing?
Just want to die
>>216684464I don't know what this meanscan you put it in Pokemon terms so I can understand?
>>216683884large caeser salad with chicken
Dunno what to have for dinner. Could go out but not sure I want to
>>216684513l read this and laughed sorry
eating pizza (98% of my sat fats)
>>216684533my handwriting is awful these days
>>216684429had 3 yesterday love it more than ever
>>216684495bronson
>>216684464she has too much stamina recovery skills for mile races you could have spent the skill points on something else
>>216684495What is Rorke doing
>>216684538ogey
I think it's time for a large glass of wine
Every building should have a side that faces north, south, east, westNone should be diagonal
>>216684287I mash up a tin of sardines and keep the spread in a little tub. Get three portions out of it on some dark Ryvita
>>216684555its just for rolling 3* stamina spark as legacy horse
It's Time To Get On The Bastarding Booze
>>216684513*hug**doesn't let go**gets awkward*
was parasocialising with a woman on twitch last night. i understand why the twitch simps exist now. wont be continuing thouh.
Venice is cool what with there not being cars and such like
>>216684597Good idea that. I need to get some deenz
>A total of 91 prisoners were freed by mistake between April and October this year, according to new government figures.how have they managed that then
>*Akash has picked up your order and is on the way *
>>216684689Bet you can't guess what colour they all are
>>216684689>>216684693>>216684701
>>216684693mad how casually evil they are
>>216684600then you should get stamina above 1100 to increase your chances instead of training speed that much
>>216684689>there's been a massive irretrievable data loss
cod for tea i said get in
>>216684689please pay no attention to the 190% increase in nigerian prison officers hired in the past 2 years
>>216684736Salmon for me
>>216684736spagbowl for me
>>216684760i have extremely bad haemorroids
>>216684736Fish and chips or just a piece of cod, not even battered?
>>216684777Ok
long islans city here i come
>>216684513
no job = painjob = painwhy is life like this
>>216684726yeah you only need 1100 speed but I saw it and went for it that wasnt the problem by the way it was already done before that
>>216684858>I am deeply sorry, for doubting you. I am here to grant St. Trina's singular wish. I will stop Miquella the Kind. He will never become a god.holy zased
>>216684873live = pain
>>216684736basedtake the pescatarian pill
>>216684760me too actually
Good news lads. Rings of Power season 3 has finished filming
https://i.postimg.cc/QtP7TrLh/image.pngChinese gatcha viagra (comes with card) its also using traditional ingredients not sildenafil
i often get sudden flashbacks to the golden days of gaming and think of what the youths have to consume these days, utter slop so it is
>>216684760>>216684933and me
>>216684941imagine watching that gay shitelord of the rings is bad enough never mind the jewish hollywood amazon tv show of it
>>216684945gacha
>>216684941buy an ad
>>216684933>>216684949good lads
OK I will take it!
>>216684945>its also using traditional ingredients not sildenafilso its useless?
>>216684941DEM RANGS
this shit never fucking happened
you vill go to benidorm rorkeyou vill get the suntanyou vill feel the burn
them Chinese sure know their boners but OK I still will!
>>216685014yes it did
>benidormBoomer shite. Nobody under the age of 60 goes to Benidorm
>>216685014I'd believe you at this point but idc so
>>216684894I would've killed him like ansbach if her served anyone but st. trina. the feminine of the gods are nothing but trouble
>>216685014it actually did. i took out my big telescope last night and looked and the flag was still there.
off to benidorm next week
>>216685067alri nan
true
Rorke We're going to Spank you silly
+1 SR shinko windy (the creature)
>>216685014I believe they went but all the footage was faked by Kubrick.All the photos and film like that were 100% shot on Earth
>>216685112>.<
Sick to bastard death of it allI accept death
>>216685130oh yeaaaaah new pulls time!!! I love horses
>>216685160kek this is the reason im ignoring the lump in my balls
>>216685160
gearing up for the new by performing a gay porn ritual
>>216685130rice shower dupe 1
where's gorpheus?
>>216680093>>216680093
>>216685241>>216685241>>216685241
saw some earlier. mad how fit they are.
