I want to be a woman edition
NIGGER
Many such cases
>>216724448Alri sacked tranny
>>216724448hol up, that bitch looks like Madeline Mccain!
boing boing boing boing boing boing
>>216724448>////<
>>216724344>>216724344>>216724344fuck the tranny thread
>>216724498
I want to start up a faux-pharmacy and sell Chinese TCM herbal gacha boner pills. also you cant buy any specific box you have to roll for them and there are rarities (this is probably illegal unfortunately) maybe I will just go sell them to Gps/doctors
OK AI is it legal to sell OTC medication pulls to people where the product (of a specific type) they get is random
>>216724528>maybe I will just go sell them to Gps/doctorswhy would they buy chinky junk?
there are... what?
Pretty sure they're going to try and send us to die in Ukraine soon
>>216724448Based edition
>>216724554being a doctor doesnt mean you dont have monkey brain and dont see shiny box and buy (and eat the pills)
>>216724524Aye there's a few Calderdale lads on here that I've spoken to over the yearsIt's a bit of a shithole in some areas but some places are utterly lush
Just got a new flag
>>216724569I'll poo myself and come across retardedGet my willy out and do a tim-tier spaff
>>216724511https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762153749915681.webm
jadestone Hào dòu de rock-hard femtulpa splatterer cock X
10 minutes until we're banned forever and the last /brit/ is trans inclusive. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Would love to be a womanNot a tranny though, I accept that transitioning would never fulfil that desire and that it's just something I can never truly change like eye colour or height
>>216724598it really was a tiny bit of cum
>>216724569Bit ridiculous that, would be terrible for the government.
>>216724605>10 minutes until we're banned foreverwait what? wtf happened?
>>216724635sir lip balmer
boner pills package should be a muscle guy with a muscle guy splatting out of his body both with spread arms and a third guy is splattering out of the second guy raping the first with all the blood coming down on him while a succubus is sitting on the third guys face with her asshole and getting her pussy licked by the second and the first guy is punching her head in to explosion in one punch with lots of brimstone around them on one side, and a dolphin riding a horse on the other side
>>216724597yeah?
>>216724649
Would be really funny if every UK flag pretended to be banned and stopped posting at midnight and convince everyone on the board that it really happened
Can't believe I'm posting in the last ever /brit/
>>216724649Politely, shut your bitch ass up
boner pills meteorite raining diamonds into a guys asshole and hes ejaculating diamonds into a cube of titanium in a hydraulic press which has a dick-sized hole in it which is dripping molten lava
>>216724670we tried to do that last time but, retards blew their cover like 2 minutes later
how many of the non union jacks ITT, are you just vpn bongs in disguise?
which is dripping molten lava out of its cube pussy and on the other side is a lesbian animorphing into a normal woman animorphing into a lesbian pulling an an aheadio face at a tree trunk behind the guys back
>>216724693anyone who can banter with us is a Bong on the inside (and probably a VPNfag)
There are five /brit/ threads up on the whole board at the moment truly going out with a bang. This is like how people thought the world would end in 2000 but it's actually real now. Five minutes left...>>216724693diaspora me
wolf dressed like marfa the dog getting raped by a bear surrounded by pregnant boiwolves
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>216724578One of my great grandfathers was from Haworth. I'm 3/8ths Yorkshire. 5/8ths Lancashire. A Pennines lad. For when I die my current plan is for my ashes to be spread at the top of Pendle Hill in a Westerly wind to spread across Lancashire and Yorkshire.
boner pill packaging of American Psycho guy dropping the chainsaw down stairs but one pill inside is where the chainsaw would go and on the other side of the box there is a prostitute getting split in half by a cock
sir tub thumper
Going to bed and I'll see you all tomorrow
Phoebe, aged 13, was last seen in Toronto, about 2pm yesterday Wednesday,12 November 2025.
>>216724738Goodnight and good luck.
3 minutes (i can't be bothered to do this, we already did it once)
>>216724694>>216724718>>216724735ms paint down?
>>216724740One day they'll catch you, considering how brazen you are gloating about your various kidnaps on here
>>216724738gn
It looms...
>>216724635
post more cuties
Why are you lads still up then?
What was that site we used when 4chan was down?
>>216724740at least kidnap brown "people" bruce
>>216724768They wouldn't do it til the work day begins anyhow
>>216724778soyjak party
Where are we going when we're banned then lads? Quickly!
It's over.
Hello?
um
was a big week in Pokemon Go apparently. FUCK
still here
we lost
Oh my God... they're all gone... that's it then... the final /birt/.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRYmVb33VU050 people used to post here. Now it's a ghosttown.
Feels like the Titanic. Standing on board waiting to die.
>>216724768Thought this was put on hold due to the court case>>216724788As if that also wouldn't be blockedShit there makes 4chan look normie
Oh no ban?Well, all that stuff I said about you being a bunch of rotten cunts, I mean, that was just bants, you know
OK it didnt automatically get blocked maybe I will see you in the morning. I do still have to smoke again though
last for walt disney
What do you say to him then?
Am I going mad? It's as if I can still hear their spirits wandering this deserted board. Like they're still all here with us...
Don't refresh the page lads
>>216724788hopefully it wont come to that, but it wasnt too bad.
last for Walt Disney !! im voting for Walt Disney
Did Spain nonce actually move to avoid the 4chan block? What a sad case
I actually dislike people the United Kingdom and Ireland, I remembered.
woawwww !!
>shartyah yes the site riddled with paedos and spyware
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of /brit/!
Building an igloo is something on my bucket list
Now that we're still here we can crack on with our illegal discussions now yeah?
the spot in my ear is acting up right at bedtime again
back from walk and reading. now shower, coffee and more studyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-t5c1jQp7U&list=OLAK5uy_kBe_6_sF6DNNToASRQCjGD_rKAQoRGVoA&index=2
this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/the posters are dead, killed by a OSA leakthe only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old threadrevived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned himI am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners
>>216724885What's the best way to prostitute illegally trafficked Romanians?Just let them get on with it or keep a close eye
Reports of raging shouts emanating from the starmerbunker as the prime minister is berating his staff for the plan not going ahead on time.'RORKE, I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO BAN THE WEBSITE AT MIDNIGHT, IT'S BEEN SEVEN MINUTES WHY IS IT STILL UP'
>>216724846you cannot post the mice
>>216724775
>>216724913mental how you thought this was funny
>>216724917grim gimmick grim person
>>216724933fomyeg
>>216724926I'll think about what I've done for a bit>>216724903kek
Did nothing happen yet again for the 300rd time? Did it yeah? Did nothing happen exactly like anyone with an IQ above 70 could have predicted yeah?
grim person
>>216724933dw I wasn’t being serious x
I can post the fodenbunnies
just two more days of toil till i have 29 more years of toil to go
I can post the mice
janny mate, go easy on him, please
>>216724983
>>216724995if you reported the posts then you are a bitch and the antithesis of 4chan
>>216725006I always report things that are against the rules and you should too.
>>216725016um
cancer
>>216725023Explain to me how that is announcing a report?
*starts elbowing you*you know? haha, you know?
>>216725016you are the cancer killing this site imageboard where you cant post images. the absolute state of you - I bet your father is proud; every day a disappointment. fuck you P.S. YWNBAJ and you wont be allowed to post the cancer shit that you post for much longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDuMCIrzx5E&list=OLAK5uy_kBe_6_sF6DNNToASRQCjGD_rKAQoRGVoA&index=4
>>216725006FOY MEG
An Iranianman, an Iraqiman, an Egyptianman, two Syrianmen and two British Nationals™ walk into a bar
>>216725040the raped
>>216725035It's announcing multiple
YWNBAJ and youre cancer
Critical meltdown in progressPlease retreat to a safe distance
meatballs for breakfast
Dunno which posts are mousenonce and which ones are people arguing with him
>>216725052haha I get it
>>216725062do not engage with that fucking faggot he is just trying to get a rise out of you (by reporting posts and announcing it) and arguments go nowhere. its like what Hitler said about the Jews - he lost an argument earlier in the week and has come back to go do it again. there is nothing to gain by talking to him; just report the posts and move on
>>216725062A sensible janny looks at that post and agrees with me. Get fucked you nonce.
>>216725006I did not report the mouse but I know that janny will leak and delete it anyway
>>216725067Quiet fool
(I know you already replied) at the end of the day you are going on 4chan and reporting posts and announcing it. youre the snitch kid from the cartoon show. when you die you will have to go explain to god why you did that
A house I really like is on sale. I did an asda delivery to the next door neighbour yesterday. She has just moved in. Despite the dogshit in her yard and a litter box in the kitchen she seemed nice. Anyway I saw the estate agent sign and looked it up. It's only £100k.Beautiful Victorian stone end terrace and it has a big garden space. 2 bed 1 bath and it has a cellar. It would need a lot of work but it's liveable to my standards. I'm used to a hovel. I've only got £10k to put down and my job instability would mean getting a mortgage would be unlikely. With my inheritance from Mumberg I could easily afford it outright. She has offered capital in the past for me to get a home, but at that time I turned it down. However she is currently flush with cash from flipping a property with her rich husband. I'll be seeing her at Christmas and my birthday in January. I'm thinking of asking her for £100k to buy the house. Sorry for the blogpost. But what do you reckon lads? Should I ask for money now? or wait for the full inheritance and buy a farm when mum and dad are gone.
>>216725088*chuckles softly*I've been here long before you and I'll be here long after you so pipe down pipsqueak. You're just going to have to deal with it.
>>216725078just meatballs?nothing else questionmark exclamationmark
>>216725108meltdown
>>216725108
>>216724448I want to be [inside] a woman
>>216724919Fake news
you are the cancer killing this website
>>216725108Cartoons are for children so I do not know what character you are talking about. Oh and this is still engagement for my post so thank you for the attention :)
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.err what the fuckthis was fine literally a minute ago, what
>>216725016based i love reporting posts and seeing them removed i will happily ban evade just so i can continue to report rule breaking posts
>>216725087barman says>her bedroom's upstairs lads
>>216725134Ya gotta pay per post now
>>216725131YWNBAJ and daily reminder that you dont matter. go get a job Mr. "future US Marine" faggot
>>216724979I wonder what she smells like
>>216725135Careful now lad, some mongs here will think you are announcing a report. Keep up the good work anyway!
caberge
>>216725054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBRMUWs8ij4&list=OLAK5uy_kBe_6_sF6DNNToASRQCjGD_rKAQoRGVoA&index=17
refuse to believe people still play world of warshaft in 2026
>>216725135Ktim
wow 3x 3* sparks (or maybe on both legacies that) in speed gets you 600 speed with no training
>>216725134This usually happens when you're on mobile data
>>216724948What do you mean? It happened, they were banned. All that can be heard now are the echoes of those who once posted here.
>>216725162fuck off mousenonce
cum
>>216725162really don't understand how uma works
>>216725157Me? Easy. Hoi4 and eu5.
>>216725180>>>216724995>>216725016>>216725035>>216725093you should get banned from reporting people and banned for making these posts in the future :) goodnight
cock
>>216725192FOMYEG
the cnacer that is killing 4chan just replied to me again for the third time on an avatarflag
this government cant do any fucking thing right can they
>goodnight I accept your concession.
Imagine Emma Watson having a bad case of diarrhea all over your face. What a mess!
>>216725209Shut the fuck up nigga
>>216725213Depressed dude face
BTW other anon he got BTFO in a debate about whether he should be allowed in multiple ways and left with his tail between his legs, coming back today to do this
>>216725213That’s a bloke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAjkFY8COtI
wee melty
odds either london calling or exile on main stevens abbey road
BTW other anon thats why he says the same thing over and over again - its because hes low IQ. polshits can NOT argue. theyre are useless
mousetimmy attention seeking meltdown LOL
the whole shebang
why has Al Murray been having an endless twitter meltdownwhat set him off
https://voca.ro/1bzskhgkywwN
thinking about rape
>>216725016
>theyre are useless
I was hoping that 4chan would get banned so I didnt have to say it, but (with that brigade post before) its mental how I went up against the entire discuck group of raiders and won. its almost like they are 2/5ths a person :)
>>216725170i know, i'm not on mobile data though
>>216725271meds
>>216725271>I was hoping that 4chan would get banned so I didnt have to say itmany ppl would be v sad if we couldnt see you anymore :(
mental how the entire group of people lost (to me) i would really step back and reconsider your strats. you are so fucking useless
>>216725262whats your victim of choicelike if youre in a sweet shop and you get to pickexcept the sweets are femaleswhich sweet do you target and why
Remember to report BE flag
giving it a tug
>>216725192I didn't even report your mouse wtfYou are literally accusing me of something I never did you need to chill out
>>216725283unlike britpol posters whos dads wouldnt even care if their sons slit their wrists and would probably be relieved because they spend all of their days copy-pasting phrases and minimodding 4chan as bait
>>216725302True...you are loved sir, don't ever forget that!
boats
reminder to the other anon (not the subject) that he is like the Jews with arguing, and he will come back tomorrow as if it never happened to go do the exact same things, because he does not understand or respond well to using language the quality of this website has decreased in recent years
Miss when mousenonce would get banned like 10 times a day
NIGGERS!
luh mousetimmy melty xx
>>216725330stop that
>>216725341
another dogshit zinger
>>216725262>>216725182>>216725198>>216725330>>216725341
just seen a tranny willy
>>216725347shut the fuck up you 3/5ths a person retardhave some pride and at least fight back against the programming you went through from 4chan
mouseGOD won
id suck it
another shameless self promotion
What age is wearing a flat cap acceptable?
thinking about your mom
>>216725365>>>216725330>>216725347>>216725351
>>216725369silly timmy xx
>>216725369>the programming you went through from 4chanwhat was this programming then
Imagine licking her anus.
>>216725351HOLY
>>216725381if you're unsure, that means you're too young
>>216725398no
you got raped by 4chan and need to go find a way to get back your life somehow the wannabe-anything looking for power faggot anon needs to go take risks and his life is screaming out for adventure as he reaches his later life and hasnt done a lot
The JF's are invading us at our weakest point, picking at the bones of a dying general
>>216725365all me
>>216725418>the wannabe-anything looking for power faggot anondifficult to read.
Might get raped
>>216725416>>216725435The raped
>>216725351sex
So it was a nothing burger
one of the freaks goes mental (has a "meltdown") from a mouse image posted another freaking out (although his entire life is one supermassive freakout) at the mention of games, and his BE flag buck broken fag crying for the same reason go get some agency in your life you little man. PLEASE
>>216725452big fan of this
>>216725465blog on
>>216725453ok?
>>216725475bet your father is proud of you, faggot
>>216725413Probably correct. I'm 33. My hair has a touch of grey, my hairline is ok but has receded a bit. I'm working class. But I do have a boyish face. Yeah i'm not ready yet. Maybe another decade. Hopefully that awful Peaky Blinders will be forgotten by then.
>>216725485away and play your wee gay pony game and fuck off
I’m a door to door poo salesman, but nobody’s interested in buying any poo.
gochi RADAR has become goldie MISSILE!
>>216725351what happened
Oh so mousey is having a melty because he was hoping 4chan would be blocked because he can’t stop wasting his life here
>>216725492always pushing away or avoiding your problems and personal development. your life is very sad, I feel sorry for you
>>216725497poo harvester
sniff
why are the botnet poster(s) replying to deleted filtered posts
thread full of fat losers and dumb fuck ups. and then theres me
best part about witnessing his meltdowns is to imagine him saying all this mental bollox in his thick glasgow ned accent, makes it 10x funnier
>>216725529because their mum doesnt love them
>>216725532The raped
>>216725519melty
>>216725543the filtered. thanks for participating in the discussion, idiot
>>216725532the man who was raped
when you are on your deathbed you are going to regret not leaving 4chan to go outside and have an adventure before you get old. that is the only thing I will say to you from the heart
>>216725553Seething
cant you lot of attention seeking cretins keep your bickering on your discord channelsthanks
Remembering that time I was near Glasgow Central and found out mousenonce was 5 minutes away from me so decided to run down there hoping to batter him and ended up chasing him down the platform at Glasgow Central only for him to jump on a train and it pull away as he mocked me from the window
>>216725351DAMN
>>216725553You will always be raped and peeking
paid the lecky bill £33 quid for a month
instead of name calling perhaps go on a diet. but wait that would requiring you peeling yourself away from the screen (the only social interaction you get, ever.)lol?
>>216725562>when you are on your deathbed you are going to regret not leaving 4chan to go outsideyou are the most addicted poster in the history of /brit/>that is the only thing I will sayI wish but you have wasted a staggering amount of your life here, hours and hours tonight alone and you will probably be up all night looking for attention from us
Reminder that the real MN used to boast about living in a caravan in his parents garden in Glasgow
>no uyour loss not mine. your shit life
Personally I love when the thread devolves into schizos shitflinging
>>216725562its nearly 1 in the morningwhat adventures can be had at this hour? being a peeping tom
>>216725608THE RAPED
>>216725562sir hadish kebatu said this
>>216725620ah good shout, alright guys logging off for the night cya
>gingerpedo meltyThe raped one is seething.
Will be buying a used car tomorrow A 2016 honda civic Thoughts?
poop
daily reminder he lives with his parents and sleeps in a caravan down the driveway
switch up the vpn real quick pathetic fucking loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEhis4L4ohYwow old MDJ
where’s gorpheus?
niggers tongue my anus
based
>>216725647
>>216725647thats not mouseyit's well established mousey lives in hamilton and that gaff is in glasgow
here's Vinnie
>>216725643probably better than my 2006 Toyota Corolla
BTW other anon them saying that I spend a lot of time here their friend (or them, samefagging) spends 15+ hours a day every day posting his shit to the thread that has him filtered, getting 0 replies and basically copy-pasting like a markov bot some bix nood into the thread because the blacks upstairs are fucking and hes having another personality-meltalbreakdown
>rorke lives like this and lends coin to the crown
>>216725691I saw him outside Hamilton Asda picking up fag douts
shes so fit I saw someone who looked like that the other day and it mightve actually been her. with the boner
>>216725699we haven't seen vinbobs in a while
shes so fit
might invent a computer
>>216725736he and his new sister Gladys have been getting along swimmingly
>>216725729I once heard rustling near the bin stores outside the flats and when I went to investigate with my torch I shined the light on him and he hissed at me then scurried off
>>216725753Looks not even half alive here
>>216725753sloshed
Yanks can be trusted with guns but not kinder surprises lmao
Just scared a fox by accident and now I feel awful
>>216725532William Cowpatty (poo)
Thinking about going halves on a New Zealand holiday home with my brother who lives out there. I'd use it for 6 months on alternating years. Bro would get it for 6 months on alternating years.Rent it out the rest of the time. £75k.
>>216725691Is it established he lives in Hamilton?
>>216725859I just bought it haha waheey
Muslims literally cope so hard ffs i’ve never seen such a spergy religion in my life
>>216725801foxes are skittish, dont worry about it. not like you shot it.
>>216725876my muzzie colleagues are madly jealous of my powerful anglo-saxon beard genetics and it cracks me up.
>>216725867forgot to post the linkhttps://www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/residential/sale/west-coast/buller/hector/listing/5305450566its nice isnt it
goodnight forum maybe see you in the morning. much to think about if not. I will be playing horsegame
>>216725911G'night
yallah
>>216725859I'll come and shag you in your sleep... or maybe your brother (50/50 chance)
>>216725911
>>216725946gay freakid end your life if you tried it
and also you are all so needy to go call literally anything the most dusting thing you have ever heard, if you dont like the person, like with pissbottles, a 4chan/gamer staple - this, the same, with anything else that you think might be a "happening" but because your life is so grim with that. but with putting men (who pay games) down, saying "Timmy" 200 times a day, I hope that you eventually find some pussy bro (not). I hope she reads this and fucks you though when you go around calling people Timmy, incels, and whatever else you want to betray yourself and go say you fag
>>216725986sybau
disappointed in you ladsusually the night crew are much nicer and more pleasant than day time threadsbut this one has just been nasty
>>216725979well that's not very hobbit-like
So if chips are french fries, and crisps are potato chips, then what are fries?
>>216726001I'm sound
>>216724344>>216724344>>216724344
>>216726007I'm an Englishman, not a hobbit.
>>216726030Fast food chips
>>216724471>tranny being physically stronger than the chud not with estrogen he ain't
>>216726030frites