>>216732690
would men and women enter relationships if they didn't have sex and understood they never would?

no

>>216732756
asexual gf and i have been together over a year and never had sex once

>>216732756
Some do

>>216732774
Poo screaming

>>216732774
thats cute desu. I think i'd be down for that. Maybe i'd want to get some head or a handy on special occasions tho

tugging my little green willy

>>216732756
you can't just say "men and women" when you mean "I", mate
also why does it have to be "just sex" or "never would"? is there really nothing else to you?

>>216732774
You still kiss and cuddle?
Presumably you still tug your little green willy to pornographic materials, is she okay with that?

off for a sand paper wank

>>216732822
why is it green exactly

>>216732774
Sounds pretty comfy desu I don't care much for sex but I would like a gf to hang out with. Basically just a friend you can have intimate moments with.

just been given a serious rogering

I dont enjoy intercourse really, i'd like a gf who is open to only giving each other oral and finger stuff

filling done
micro gimmique fin
x

Got one of my prostitute friends pregnant too but thankfully she miscarried
Thank God for crystal meth

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>>216732871

getting the kettle on
anyone fancy a brewstein?

>>216732846
would be grim if she didnt want sex but also forbade wanking

What sort of mental illness is it when a person goes on to an anonymous image board and pretends he had sex with 9 (nine) women?

>>216732906
Got one already ta tho lad

How can I resolve hip pain caused by too much sitting in a desk job?

today`s

Pocket Monster of the

Day
Is ..

Meowth !!
that`s right !!

>>216732962
mental how he learned to talk

asexual gf who denies sex but lets you finish on her face whenever while she plays animal crossing or whatever it is those lot do

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https://youtu.be/t67CJzu_MxE

Alcoholic wonders why he has chronic heartburn before proceeding to take a shot of undiluted apple cider vinegar

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>>216732955
do a gay porn stretch

>>216732977
she sells sea shells by the sea shore

>>216732977
Meowth was always actually the boy

>>216732977
me when I walk past the single African grey parrot in the garden centre

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ffs

>>216732985
buy an ad

i'm a 30 year old virgin

any watch Cheez TV in the morning when you were a kid Auschads in?

Oh /brit/, you don't know how happy I am to see you! You survived the night!

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get the bloody 'tex posted

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Glp1 drugs were a mistake

horrific betrayal

>>216733021
ktim, fancy a bumming?

>>216733032
me when I'm on The Traitors

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>>216732997
I've got one of those

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way

>>216733050
ah yes, body positivity is great until you're no longer a fat cunt

>>216733021
You're in good company

It may not be for you
But it is for me

>>216733081
Knew a guy with fecal body odor.

fancy a bit of rape

just learned about racism. feel sick

>>216733046
that looks fucking stupid

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>>216732977
It`s Canon !!

Pocket Monsters
can
Speak since

Generation 1
games !!

I would have made a great husband, it's a shame women are such worthless dogs

>>216733151
No mouse that's the copycat!

Car insurance: £470
Home insurance: £125
Bike insurance: £90

Who benefits from this?

>>216733079
Does it say inappropriate stuff like nigger?
What's his top catchphrases?

was worried about my catberg because i hadn't seen him for a whole day, but he was just asleep in a different room

>>216733156
you can be my house husband

what is it in our body that makes poo the way it is, no matter what we eat it always comes out brown and sticky

>>216733017
Why would I do that when I can post for free?

>>216733050
Looks a lot like my druggie bogan deadbabymomma

>>216733163
No ..

Copycat Is the girl
above the

Doduo .. The Pocket Monster
is a Real
Pocket Monster !!

>>216733178
advertising or begging in posts is against the rules

>>216733050
>>216733086
Wasn't her entire gimmick being fat and frumpy? How's she going to maintain a career now?

>>216733163
>>216733185
Mousey's right here

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>>216733167
You. By having peace of mind

>>216733050
0 sex appeal

>>216733185
it seems I am wrong
I concede to you that it is actually canon
well played

>>216733177
dead red blood cells

>>216733195
I'm neither advertising nor begging, just posting about one facet of British culture
This is the British culture general after all

>>216733167
>Housing benefits: £1,600
>PIP: £800
>Motability: £470
>UC: £600
Me

>>216733220
trolling outside of /b/ won't help either
you're posting links to an off-topic youtube channel unsolicited
this is your last reply

>>216733174
as long as you make me lunch for work and dinner

j

>>216733227
it lush

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>>216733243
it not right

avatar use

>>216733243
>off-topic
Not in the slightest

glod

>>216733286
trip on sacked tranny

>>216733302
ywnbaj

being a kid is thinking frieza was the best villain
being a teen is believing cell was the best villain
growing up into an adult you realize kid but just makes more sense

>>216733227
Housing benefit is a fucking mad one.
They sold off all the council houses for a pittance just to end up paying billions to subsidise the private rental sector.
The biggest thing they could do to lower rents would just be to bin off any and all forms of housing bennies.

>>216733168
All the time
His current favourite is shouting woop woop like that lobster from Futurama, and until recently it was "biiiiiiiird niggerniggernigger"
To be fair probably 80% of the stuff he says is rude or swear words

from the official britonnic racial theorist pov where does italy stands between -absolute german ubermansk (100000 race points) to-comfortable mid-tier wagie- to absolute genetic garbage? Please quantify

VANTABLACK

Just went back to PCposting after years of phoneposting and the difference is staggering. Why on earth did I stop using the PC for this?

>>216733336
we like italy

In the future it will be important when selecting a spouse to view photographs of them spanning back from childhood all the way up to the present day, documenting that they lived their entire life as a thin / fit person.

You won't be able to take it for granted that just because the person you are seeing is thin and fit right now that that's really who they are. It could be Ozempic. You could be speaking with a fat woman inside a thin person's body. She might be a morbidly obese woman for all you know.

It's not enough that a person be thin. I have to know that I'm not speaking to someone who has ever been fat. I require my future wife to have the intellect to have never permitted herself to become obese.

>>216733321
Personally I think the frieza and Saiyan sagas are the best. Cell and buu sagas just don't hit the same.

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s pooey farts.

literally no reason to own a desktop PC in this day and age when phones, consoles, laptops and tablets exist. if you still own a pc i WILL assume you're a nonce who needs the extra hard drive space

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me whenever one of my coworkers feels bad about what a lonely freak I am and tries to reach out to me

at the end of the day he would have worked all his life if he wasn't a bit smelly

>>216733372
nah youre just a runt

based nword

>>216733356
You could say the same thing about blokes. A well judged test dose and a bit of hard work can give you a solid fake natty fizeek
Also you can tell a GLP-1 body, they look a bit saggy and have pancake tits.

>>216733086
Mad how this whole body positivity movement collapsed the second there was an easy way for tubbies to lose weight. Really gets the nog' in a jog

>>216733335
Haha, the Dr zoidberg woop woop is class tbf

>>216733150
hs?

>>216733362
agreed, but only if we're talking in terms of the entire saga and not just the main villain. Kid but being a chaotic little cunt rocking up up to the planet of the kais and not starting a fight, but just starts beating his chest and making monkey noises to assert his authority is KINO

mental how clever and articulate carl sargon is

>>216733167
you nosy guy

SeasideMark can speak Arabic fluently. He keeps that one tucked firmly under his hat. When the Work Coach comes sniffing around he plays the fool. He doesn't want to get remote work as a translator.

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Getting a council house really is like winning the lottery

I met a girl who's currently enjoying a three bed in Hammersmith with her sister for £1200/month
The reason? Her mum lived there before and they "inherited" the tenancy
Both in full time employment btw, she's on 38k

So she's getting subsidised to the tune of probably about £15,000 a year just because her mum was poor

>>216733372
I get no pussy, I NEED the gaming PC eith an overpriced graphics card and LEDs to play my map games aka mappies

is EW posting?
I have that cunt filtered but I've noticed whenever somebody mentions seaside mark he comes crawling out of his little runt hole

>>216733445
ktim. How are you enjoying EU5 lad?

>>216733169
cats love doing that lol

>>216733404
>Also you can tell a GLP-1 body, they look a bit saggy and have pancake tits.
Shagged a girl way back when who was a bit weighty, decent fun
Met up with her again this year and she'd dropped a bunch of weight, her tits were like bags of sand
Suspect she'd been on the 'pic

>>216733429
Mental how he'll never get taken seriously because of his Warhammer-tier moniker.

>>216733462
Sacked Tranny has some proper dead giveaways when he's posting without a trip

>>216733404
>You could say the same thing about blokes. A well judged test dose and a bit of hard work can give you a solid fake natty fizeek

I'd be on board with women doing that, verifying that her man looks the way he does because of his genes. In reality though they never do. I know lads who most assuredly would not be with their current gfs / wives if they hadn't run gear.

crypto is so fucking dead
just want my portfolio to make back 50% of what i put in and I'll be happy but I'll be lucky to even get that ever again

when i'm drunk i'm happy. when i'm sober i want to kill myself. now I understand my father's alcoholism

>>216733439
her and everyone who washes up on a dinghy

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kier starmer! we coming for you nigga!

>>216733520
I'm the opposite.

>>216733500
he bought at the top oh no

What part of being on Ozempic results in the so called Ozempic body?
Is it just losing the weight too fast or is it something to do with the actual chemicals in it?

So who's replacing Starmer then lads?

>>216733556
spaino

>>216733556
mousenonce

>>216733556
Starmest

>Scottish government aiming to issue first bonds in 2026-27
>Scottish ministers want to use the bonds to raise money from investors to fund infransturcture projects
Oh look, another thing the SNPs are going to spaff up

still howl thinking about how mousey kept posting his bomb design

>>216733575
>>216733583
>>216733588
Grow up.

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£5 BILLION and you choose to come to a fucking surveillance state like the UK. How do these fucking retards get so much money

>>216733612
honestly mad how mouse man hasn't got a knock at his door given all the rubbish he's posted over the years

>>216733555
I reckon it's just the losing weight so fast thing. Leaves a lot of excess saggy skin

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I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.

>>216733555
It doesn't lose the weight for you, you lazy cunt. It's a chemical that travels to your brain that suppresses hunger so you stop eating.

>>216733626
he has been arrested before apparently, shocked he hasn't been recently because he was posting about killing sir kier

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sir tub thumper

and it lush and it lush and it lush and it lush

>>216733644
we can't even run a police state properly

Warning: This story contains distressing details

>>216733621
mad how utterly useless bitcoin is for anything other than illicit acitivities

signs in arabic being put up in london telling labour voters to vote green instead

>>216733556
Sir David Lammy

>>216733644
was only lego sir kier tbf

>>216733678
Not even useful for that since it can easily be traced by anyone

>>216733662
its working as intended actually

ofcom showing mercy

>>216733684
nah he posted a layout of downing street a month or so ago and alluded to planting an explosive in there

>>216732774
She's fucking someone else.

>>216733644
coppers just need to take one look at his records to see he's a complete lunatic. they probably just forced him to take meds or something instead of locking him up. this would explain how hes calmed down a bit recently

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Feel fucking sick. 3.8% English. I'm a third Levantine, likely from a fucking Jew. I knew I was mixed but this is shocking.

>>216733464
Not buying it, waiting to see how it turns out. Been burned by pdx way too many times. Been getting back into CK3 lately.

>>216733643
bit rude and quite frankly uncalled for

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Great even normies are nonceposting these days

>>216733706
Nah he hasn't he's had a few huge meltdowns lately, mainly at night but I think the horse game has pacified him a bit

and this..."mousey"...is he in the room with us right now?

>>216733707
kwab

>>216733712
it's good like old paradox. you need a degree in autism to play it

roughly a quarter of all twenty year olds anywhere on earth are in india

>>216733707
Yikes!

>>216733718
no idea what cracking yall means

>>216733764
shagging you lot

>>216733753
you're closer than anyone, can you smell them from over there?

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why are they like this

>>216733607
>Scottish government aiming to issue first bonds in 2026-27
What are they going to be guaranteed by?

Scotland isn't even a real country

Starmer will be gone by the end of the month

>>216733792
Westminster. But don't let the SNPcucks hear that

>>216732985
Dollymong

s'got land

>>216733784
There are over 27million on this continent alone, many in East Africa.

>>216733805
Neither is england then

>>216733790
nothing wrong with that really

>>216733833
That's where you're wrong

These cunts who think they're curing phobias by saying "oh just imagine if you were the spider, wouldn't that be eye opening!"

Watching devil may cry on Netflix.
It's alri, was pretty sure there was an older anime tho

>>216733836
the trend of them being thirsty perverts is unsettling

De bomb BLAST

>>216733695
Awww you were talking such a big game yesterday now weren't you?
"They're going to be heinous!"
"No mercy!"
Now you look weak, soft, totally defanged.
And I won't let you forget it.

>>216733908
can't post that

>>216733840
Not at all, if Scotland isn’t real then neither is England you can’t have it both ways

demiurge bending me over and raping my anus

hate car culture since i feel emasculated for not knowing stuff about popular models but can't get into it since it's so boring and dull

just bent over and raped the anus of a man

done my single activity for the day, time to resume doing nothing and grow fat and weary and die

£50 to last me til the end of this month. Consulting the sage advice of Martin Lewis about getting a loan

>>216733976
refuse to believe people actually live like this and are so dysfunctional so as to get themselves in situation like this

>>216733976
No credit cards? Why not? I live out of mine and pay them off, dont have to just choose to

>>216733976
order deliveroo asap

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Would genuinely pay good money for her poo so long as I could confirm it was her poo.

>>216734019
anyone with a triple digit IQ takes advantage of credit cards since they're designed to trap idiots who can't financially manage anything

>>216733976
buy 142 freddos

>>216734039
would genuinely pay good money to never see you spam this autistic shit again

>>216733976
>Open banking app
>Click "Loan"
>Select an amount
>Receive money
What do you need advice for uglylad?

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>>216734039
>>216734059
this is the guy who posts this btw

>>216734040
True that. I only use them so I can increase my limit exponentially, then if I ever neck it I can blow tens of thousands and beforehand

>>216734069
How to stop being a mong living on debt I presume.

>>216734007
try having a social life Rorke

today he stink of fish

Feel like puking, cannot believe I am only 3.8% English, and only four times as English as I am ARAB. I'm fucking shaking. This can't be real. I'm a National Socialist damn it

>>216734070
dont see the point of posting that ai image
because im sure he looks like a massive waster compared to that generous fake generation

>>216734069
I recall doing that once and NatWest told me "no", so I fear that it may happen again. Hence the Martin Lewis consultation. Also I'm very pretty actually

new commiemong character dropped
not only is he now national socialist, but an arab one with a yank tier percent of english dna
very cool

still thinking about my ex gf who dumped me back in 2013

rorke driving slowly past the girls school (it's a 20mph limit)

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>I'm a National Socialist damn it

>>216734105
>I'm very pretty actually
>£50 in the bank
Ahh, a female.

>>216734085
A life so exciting, joyous and laissez-faire that personal finances take a backseat. Please regale us with a single tale of your adventures?

>>216734094
post the webms chileANO

>>216734102
>damage control
kek do your elderly parents know about your shit fetish?

>>216734142
? i never post webms? I dont have any

For the first time in my life I have just emailed my local MP, feel like a proper adult now.

>>216734149
dtfic im not emmayank or doing damage control
im just telling you that an ai image that makes him look good is retarded

>>216734098
Kek is that actually you nazi mong?
Surely just knowing your parents and grandparents would have told you this

>>216734131
not healthy to reminisce about negative things from 12 years ago

>>216734165
you know it will be his assistant that replies to you, right?

>>216734139
Yeah I ordered lots of alcohol off Uber Eats and then I spent £200 on porn and then I threw up and spent £60 on a cleaner and then I went to Costa on a mental health break and spent £40 on pumpkin fart juice and then I gave £30 to a homeless man and then spent £20 on a 4chan pass

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They’re selling 2 bedroom terraced houses in Islington for 2 mill.
More proof America is the greatest country in the world

>>216734179
>an ai image that makes him look good
yeah this is definitely something someone says about a random "ai image" (the selfies you ran through ai)

You can easily survive on £50 for the next 16 days. Are you fucking stupid?

>eggs
>bread
>milk
>rice
>seasoning

I'm off to Chattahoochie Hilsl klads

>>216734200
Doubt it I live in a rural area I doubt he gets lots of emails from constituents

>>216734238
>>seasoning
oh my days

>>216734219
yeah it makes him look normal when im sure he's a massive neckbeard irl
idk why you think im him honestly. you are mentally ill

>>216734207
nice little starter home

>>216734190
My grandfather was very Welsh apparently but he was born in England. My grandmother was born in India, but I thought she was English, apparently mostly German. My head is spinning.
I'm not THE nazimong but I am a nazimong ye

>>216734238
whiteys don't need no seasoning they don't season they food etc

>>216734263
this guy still wears masks

>>216734273
and you emailed your local MP about that?

>>216734292
Yes I bloody did

Fiddler on the Roof? More like diddler on the poof.

if Rupert Lowe gets his way and brings a public vote on bringing back the death penalty what do you think the result would be?

>>216734273
lol

>>216734273
tbf it's western Europe not like you've found out you're a paki or something

>>216734199
no one else is gonna love me doebeitbergblatt

how can you look in the mirror and look darker and swarthier than mr bean but claim to be a nazi
so weird

>>216734323
He won't but it would probably fail by a decent margin

>>216734329
My test says I'm 0.8% Arab

>>216734323
one of the more insane things western countries did in the 20th century was eliminate the death penalty. i think the public would want it back

>>216734323
not going to happen

>>216734323
retard

>>216734341
consider changing your attitude and that will change fella

>>216734256
learn how to use commas and full stops

>>216734353
I have ghostly pale skin, light blonde hair and green eyes. I look like an NSDAP propaganda poster, and before anyone posts another chinless meme, Ive posted my face here and the overwhelming consensus was I look good.

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>>216734329
welsh people are basically pakis

>>216734368
How am I a retard I’m literally asking do you think the country would vote yes or no what the fuck

>>216734256
who is the MP?

>>216734323
rorke: allowing ill people to kill themselves is immoral

also rorke: we should allow the legal system to kill people

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Remember this

>>216734371
no thanks. quite enjoy being an odious, hateful, bigoted little chud

with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone

>>216734400
no I don't because I go outside

>>216734376
Got ChatGPT to write it anyway so don’t worry faggot

Bangladesh is half the size of Britain and over twice the population. AND it's mostly Bangladeshis.

>>216734400
*memory unlocked*

I AM NOW Going to mcdonaldS

>>216734385
ok but you're still a cringecase just letting you know

>>216734390
Grow up

Can't understand how poor people can be poor.

>>216734430
Heaven on Earth.

>>216734397
Why?

>>216734385
>Ive posted my face here
link it in the 'chive or post it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNh4npPkx8

a few jars

>>216734436
that's it, that's a good lad. shovel the slop down your gaping maw

i don't care about my ancestry at all. could be all gay aborigines for all i know

>>216734509
ah, shit! ah! alright mate! i wont! shit! god! that hurts!

what that man just said to me about mcdonalds really hurt!

>>216734358
Don't they always stick in a bit of none white just to fuck with people like you?

>>216734390
That's true tbf

>>216734456
rattled
you're literally a JF in old english language lol

>>216734500
and then tomorrow he will say he didn't drink all week so he can get pissed up down Sandford Lane and stink the industrial estate out

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Need her to squirt diarrhea directly from her bumhole onto my face.

just had fried eggs (2) on toast (also 2)
fried with that

>>216734442
Tis not a crime to be cringe

got called a nonce in wetherspoons

>>216734323
I wish they would bring it back for serious crimes where the person's guilt has been proven beyond doubt

>>216734571
yeah? well guess what? eat this!
>*aborts a nigger foetus*

>>216734583
Just like how sacked tranny was born with testicles (2)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_botched_executions

forgot it was friday today

>>216734614
ahahahahahahaha! i'm feeling much better now that i've read what you wrote about the nigger foetus!

>>216734628
My birth isn't listed

the only radiohead song I like is fitter happier

>>216734652
a runt
in a cage
on maccieslop

when I asked my dad for something he'd say, "shit in one and hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up faster". well my wish didn't happen so I started lobbing my fecal matter around the house like a crazed chimpanzee! we never spoke again after that

>>216734593
wow what a experience

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>>216734628
>Anne Greene (1650) – Hanging (attempted). She was found alive, in her coffin, a day after her hanging, having a faint pulse and weak breathing. Set free after failed execution.

Mental how I was born with the umbilical strangling me, and that I shall die with a noose around my neck.

new game has come out oo oo a a a *points and gurns at the Steam page like a monkey* rome anno 117

mouth is still a bit numb

>>216734575
Don’t know what JF means

yeah im a man, but I still squirt

>>216734644
i'm glad you're happy mate, keep your head up
wheels up king, stay goated!

I'm from the Marches me

>>216734385
do you have a nice pale bussy

yeah its ok

got anxiety x

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>I have ghostly pale skin, light blonde hair and green eyes. I look like an NSDAP propaganda poster, and before anyone posts another chinless meme, Ive posted my face here and the overwhelming consensus was I look good.

>>216734628
>>216734700
Being a hangman was is a skilled job with official standards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops
Make the drop too short, and you suffocate the poor fellow. Make the drop too long, and you decapitate them. Neither is ideal.

It's kinda mental that most people who hang themselves use drops so shirt that they suffer a lot and it would have been considered inhumane to do that to them in the times executions were common.

got AIDS and SIDS x

one time I got kegged at school and my pants came down too and everyone saw my willbert

>>216734628
>Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti (2007) – Hanging. He was decapitated as a result of an error in the calculations resulting in him being dropped too far
Did the job though didn't it

>>216734814
Never understood this about hanging yourself, it's a horrible way to go.

might end up sleeping rough by March

>>216734803
>I am ugly, so everyone else here must also be

>>216734868
Do you not have family?

>>216734839
um

niggers tongue my anus

>>216734883
prefer not to say

>>216734862
it'd work for me if I lived in a tower block and had a balcony somewhere high to go for the decapitation

fall five storys and your head rips right off, give the neighbours a good show too

yes you could just jump but you're more likely to survive a jump randomly

I’ve got two bums with three buttocks each

>>216734869
Post a pic of yourself lad

>>216734883
mum moved to Canada after dad died

>>216734868
Same but this December. What's going wrong with you?

wish I had an asexual gf who doesnt have any sex

>>216734942
Ktim but I'd rape her anyway

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>>216734927
This is all you get

>>216734869
you are ugly and a virgin

>>216734914
I agree I meant short drop, I'd climb a tall tree and jump off with a noose round my neck.
>>216734937
Sorry to hear that, moving out there for a bit would be better than sleeping rough

>>216734701
dont kill yourself

>>216734951
Balding cunt

>>216734918
Got 4 asses me, need a special toilet so I don't poo on the floor

>>216734967
Yeah its progressing, but I'll get a transplant

>>216734952
I'm average and a former shagger. Your intuition is poor

What sort of excuse can you realistically give to a woman if she finds out you're a virgin at 30?
Would "I was religious and waiting until marriage but now I'm no longer religious" work?

and the new?

>>216735018
It's over by that point. You just avoid any interaction which might put you in that position.

>>216735018
I've not shagged in six years and my answer will be
"I hadn't found the right person until I met you, sex without love is not enjoyable for me - you were worth the wait."

>>216735026
not being made. Rorke's arms are folded and he says he isn't doing it anymore

>>216735018
she won't find out unless you tell her and you shouldn't tell a woman anything that shows weakness

>>216735018
My game plan if I ever end up in this situation (unlikely): just be honest and say I never really felt like it

nah, no chance. I'm not making the new. woke will get me

New
>>216735099
>>216735099
>>216735099

I have never made the new, ever.
Proper little runt me haha