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Hey, I thought you looked well fit and would like to get to know you. Coffee Saturday? My treat!
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a very warm welcome to... The YANKS!
Always amazes me when certain posters will drop a little nugget that shows how dysfunctional they are
>>216735859>long exposure mobile astrophotographySounds good. I like space photos. Make sure to post them in /brit/ if you get any good ones lad
bro isn't enjoying life
might go out one the weekend and score some poon
where’s gorpheus?
>>216736570Can I come?
>>216736553anyone who spends enough time and effort to cultivate an identifiable personality here has something very wrong with them
>>216736551surreal
Drying my wings off on a tree branch in the sun, not sure why because I’m gonna jump back in the lake looking for scran in a minute
>>216736551*light smattering of polite applause*
A man's hands reflect the path he's walked in life, what do your hands say about you?
Are there any decent women who are prostitutes, or are they all just money grabbing whores?
>>216736551a texan girl i know was just telling me the other day about how she hates buc-ees and thinks everyone who goes there should be killed
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81WoqNwavHL._AC_SY500_.jpglaughed out loud
i look like this
What's the biggest risk you've ever taken, lads?
might go out one the weekend and score some poo’
>>216736594daft twat
the toilfu changed her hair and I don't like it
>>21673661376% chance to fail training in uma game this week (won)
>>216736613Being on this app lol
what if a poo was screaming and it was bradley walsh mad how
>>216736608crying
>>216736594Every woman without exception is a liar and nothing but a plump, lascivious little animal. All the rest is makeup and costumes.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/SC-Products-Storage-Presents-Stocking/dp/B0DGJ3XCFP
almost posted some autistic gibberish while on the work wifi
why do you come to /brit/?it's just occurred to me that there's no reason to be here other than to socialise, and i hate socialising
checked adultwork for girls around here that I know but couldnt find anyone
>flatmate invites me to a boardgame night>ask if there will be Scrabble or backgammon >he says there won'tSo what's the point?
>>216736681To socialise
Sometimes I think of something to post while I’m out so I put it in my notes app and then never post it
>>216736695Get some friends you sad cunt
hope that whe the new king comes in her goes and invades a bunch of thirdoworld countries lmao
>>216736688Acquiring autistic gf
>>216736681Some posts give me a genuine chuckle
>>216736681funny
noticed yesterday my willy is exactly the same length as my phone
science has gone woke
>>216736613Trusting GCHQ when they told me I had a photographic memory and being sectioned to supply plausible deniability to the situation
>>216736706I have friends but the type of things I say here can’t really be said around normal people
>>216736695Lose some friends you happy gentleman
The Australian loves that image of the dog and the lions, doesn't he
>>216736695would a hundred quid loads of sad freaks here do that.
>>216736681just lonely
>>216736663There is no sin in lusting after a husband.Human bodies are different from animal bodies, but there are quite a lot of similarities between animal and human bodies.
Bangladesh and India might go to war, I'm struggling to pick which side I should root for, I think mutual destruction is probably ideal
>>216736739Dog muffin and the lionbergs
>>216736731that is genius
Yanks are getting $2k each from the big man
>>216736709you the lad that only found out about the queen recently?
Now THIS is definitely Rorke in a nutshell. Pic related
>>216736731Africa could never. their houses still wash away in the rainy season
>>216736767epstein files that bad, huh?
>>216736768the bitch had to die during a holiday
>>216736778Nah that got sorted apparently
>>216736681Only place on the internet I can provoke schizos into having meltdowns because I’m bored and have it annoy other people too
>>216736743There are 8,142 billion people on this planet. Find yourself a man or a woman and love him or her.
>>216736775oops forgot pic
>>216736767repeatedly devaluing your own currency seems Iike a smart move
Rorke's place.
>>216736760>T.the most patriotic Bengali
I’m so sorry
>>216736760>Bangladesh and India might go to warWars are a regular, common occurrence. There is no violation of the laws of nature in this.
>>216736711It's like 10 Asian guys and two Asian women apparently Not interested in either of those
i did standup comedy once and told a joke about how ugly the queen was and the crowd didn't like that
>>216736799sensible economic policies are woke
>>216736799Weak USD to compensate the effects of the tariffs
>>216736807That's Hateno Village
>>216736792have you found any men during your conscription?
>>216736817it's ok
doing a bit of drinking alone and running the model trains
>>216736822alri frankie boyle
if your part of one of the rich native american tribes with casinos you get given 1 milly when you reach 18 years old, that is mental
>Shabana Mahmood "I am abolishing Police and Crime"um lads?
>>216736817I don't forgive you
What if you just didn't
Rorke's outpost.
>>216736613Played roulette in a casino once
>>216736843serial killer shit
>>216736822was hot when she was young tbqh
>>216736822she was cute back in the day
>>216736847most drink mouthwash and get molested by their uncles
>>216736819I for one am hoping lots of Indians die so they can't end up here
>>216736854George Floyd died again did he
>>216736681I get lots of laughing responses to my posts, which I enjoyI also get the same satisfaction from reporting as pensioners get from weeding their gardens
>>216736836>>216736856
you think a brit poster has ever killed someone before?
>>216736843basedgod I wish I had the space for a train set
they wanna find me not breeving like they did Floydthe fent got me robo like like I am a droidcop pressing on my neck like im not whitegoing to the house might go punch a moid might make a rap album when im with the boys (feeent)
Casinos are so bent. Literally insane that they can ban you if you win too much at card games
>>216736875>When Pakis tell me there's nothing wrong with marrying your cousin
>>216736880i will never forgive yanks for what you guys did to them
>>216736900I did in Iraq
Land acknowledgements but in Europe
>>216736916this unc greentexting lol
cooking a chiko roll in my accursed forge
>>216736929It was a noble struggle between the Indian and the Saxon and the Saxon wonCould’ve gone either way
>>216736904Lyricposting is pure autism Like a sperg just yelping out unwarranted phrases Please go away to /r9k/
mad how police weren't even invented until 1828. before that everyone just did whatever they wanted i suppose.
Just checked adult work, the nearest prozzies are 2 and a half hour drive away, of which there are 7. 150 an hour for an alright looking one but I can only imagine how clapped out her fanny is
>>216736903you could always make a little shunting layout that fits on a desk or a bookshelf if you really wanted
>>216736954if it was a fair fight you guys wouldve gotten clapped
they wanna find me not breeving like they did Floydthe fent got me robo like like I am a droidpart man part fent like im alloyed like a white and a house presidential ploys and im fifty percent pure cannaboid zylazine, like I am a horse, chimp to try avoid prison ploys
>>216736967Where do you live, the moon
Dothead Indians or hai-yah hai-yah indian?
Got the fakemink on
they wanna make creepypasta like george barnacles
guillermo del toro frankenstein is straight to streeaming getting it watched
>>216736966There's been bailiffs under the lords control since the 11the century
>>216736950the joke is her she's inbred too you paki
>>216737000Whatever this kind is
there's a fit romanian escort like 20 minutes away for 120 quid
I like how browsing with a VPN you can see what porn suggestions other countries get
phoar overnight escorts like £350
>>216736966the army was deployed to massacre rioters, it's why the popo itc can't carry guns
>>216737035at least 50 racks to laser that knee clean
>>216737035why is this whore showing her knees? haram
Need to do a whip around for an escort for mousey’s birthday
just automated my job lads. will be getting 2 hours of overtime today for running a command i have already scheduled. And it lush x
>>216737052It is a pretty ugly knee>>216737050lol
>>216737064no thanks I do not want gonorrhoea
>>216737043me when I'm browsing 24 hour rental cars
>>216736995May as well do, yeah
>>216737078Nah we’ll get you a good one lad, maybe even one that can roleplay as a female police officer?
I need everyone to bully me so, I stop posting and head to the gym while it's still sunnyI had a carb heavy breakfast too. urgh I'm a pig
weeing some wee out of my weenis
ofcom plottinlicking they lips
>>216737073>spanish>job
just seen a woman with big tits
>>216737035she is so friggen sex
>>216737098ummmmm!
even tigers go mental like normal cats do when you scratch the base of their tail
do you reckon if you got an escort but only did handies or intercrural you'd get a discount, or is it like asking for a big mac without gherkins
The Social Credit meme is a fun one but it isn't actually based in fact at all -- citizens aren't assessed at all times with a 'social credit score'
>>216737110im English actually
He can post the mice
>>216737098Get him one that will roleplay as either Andrew Reese mogg or the baroness
>>216737160no he cant and hasnt been able to for years now
>>216737157how did you get from spain to france so quickly
need to fuck that female police officer or warden and be like her dog and get my mouth spat in desu instead of getting a prostitute also brb got stuff to do (it is getting dark already)
>>216737173was just at the border by complete coincidence
Red -> compulsory ID cardsBlue -> non-compulsory ID cards
Think I should have a shower before meeting up with the lads tonight or just show up greasy and unwashed?
remember when mousenonce said he'd rape a child
*surreptitiously googles intercrural*
>>216737099go to the gym you fat fuck
doing my big shop at the fake shopping centre they made for Russian camwhores to film in the dressing rooms
>>216737215Just a bit of banter innit x
Discord opens immediately for me nowOdd behaviour. There was always a slight delay
>>216737208Imagine how much plastic is wasted to give every Jeet an ID card, they'd be better off just shooting them instead
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
>>216737219Post the results here please
>>216737247Shut the fuck up. Paki-loving, grooming gang apologist Labour-voting cunt
>Epstein spent Thanksgiving with Trump during president's first term in office: emailswhy are anglo countries like this? what's with this noncery
>>216737035Rorke stewing with rage after seeing this pic
>>216737263leave then
Can someone please trib my wife?
>>216737257janman wouldn't be very pleased
>>216737282can't cause of brexit. thanks rorke
some madness and badness combination
what age shuold a kid start lifting?wait until 16 to prevent bone/muscle/growth issues?
>>2167373155
>>216737321based
>>216737293Post a pic then, or link one
what the actual fuck is this bill gates 1984 nwo zog bullshit
>>216737315yeah all nice and well but dat swc aint changing x
>>216737334A digital ID could have prevented this.
randomly back on the gay circle captchas am i? thanks 4chan.
>>216737315As soon as they're a teenager reallySome sports you've got to start earlier to be good at as well like boxing
>>216736875nah she was always a bit of a minger
>>216737315get that lil nigga on the bench press as soon as he slithers out his mum
small boat cronem that just play basketball have physiques that would take timmies three years of gym to achieve
mad how nearly every zoomer girl would shag ishowspeed
saw a video in my youtube feed that was some girl playing a video game with like 300 views, so i left a comment saying "you look like you fuck niggers"
Morning team, 23andme results came through >100% EuropeanOf which>97% British >2% Scandinavian >1% north Italian>Trace amounts of Dutch/North GermanRorke suddenly likes me now eh
Sick society
>Morning team
not rising to it. cba
>>216737456and 100% male
>>216737456They've got a bioweapon ready to kill you
frankly apopleptic with rage. absolutely fuming.
>>216737478scr
>>216737456>>1% north Italiankys brownoid
how are we lads
Reckon I'm shadow banned
>>216737493share it with the class
>1% north Italian
going to post under an american flag from now on, respect my first amendment mi5
>>216737478i always hear the metal gear solid alert sound
>>216737504buggered that up didn't you
ofcom, dem a merciful or dem a plotting heinous acts?
>>216737508I'm alright, you?Waiting for this lad to post his wife, certainly hope it isn't that CPR bint
bloody tired me
raping a cock with my arse
Absolutely menacing, absolutely troublesomeEverybody's gurning looking like they're chewing bubblegum
>>216737539we're finished. nun else we culd do
>>216737532hardly
>>216737519alri cody
>>216737509um..hi
>>216737478done that guido tranny cunt
>>216737509
>Online rental platform SpareRoom says that the era of flatsharing in later life may already be upon us: just 2.7% of its users were aged over 55 a decade ago, compared to 7.1% in 2024.
between a rock and a hard cock
>>216737478screaming
>>216737568mi tink a dem plot di heinous vigorous pull pon LAN cable fi serva room
>>216737508Good good, enjoying the 'ger rekt threads, farting, screaming and pooping all the way
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>216737586this'll be you incel freaks one day
>>216737549Good to hear, I'm okay
>>216737586flatsharing in old age was the norm it was just with your famiglia
>>216737478are they all troons
>>216737584was he ok?
another miserable day of my dogshit life
Thank you Sir PaulH for another FANTASTIC Wednesday shave!!Your goatee is looking magestic, Rafa Benitez!See you on Sunday for the Sunday shave!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8zPPeG-IxE
>>216737629lmao
>>216737586kek this is my dadthe divorce destroyed his life
>>216737629yeah but there was one of those pin cloning things on the keypad, now some chinese scammer has access to his willy
>>216737605Nah I have my own house already
>>216737605Own my home mate
>>216737633buy an ad
>>216737648
If I had one billion dollars, I would build a concrete bunker under a mountain with 100 years supply of food and a gigabit internet connection and never emerge until I die
>>216737605will inherit my own home
might go to a gay bar on the weekend and see if any men want to pound my virgin bumhole
>>216737693you’d be shocked how it easy it is
>>216737679bit boring that
UK lads has herr starmer (re)nationalised your railways yet? he promised to do that but i've heard very little about it
What happened to 4chan getting banned then?
>>216737679not gonna be able to emerge if you're dead are you? dickhead
>>216737718he sold it to small boatmen
i can feel it
>>216737735two more weeks
ffs ive been reassigned to the sludge pits for grub farming duty
>>216737693bit gay x
>>216737718they're doing it as the franchises come up for renewal
had to borrow dadstein's car and it smelled like a combination of sweat and poo in there, legitimately had to put the windows down even though it was raining because it was so bad, the old man must be dying
just realised there are young posters here who were 11 in 2016 and went through the whole ‘orange man bad drumpf lmao’ charade which is why they’re always seething about him
>>216737737>he doesn’t know
>>216737740mmhmm the baton is entering your arse
leftypol eating the bugs and living in the podsrorke joining nomadic siberian tribes
El Batón
>>216737718It doesn't make any difference to anything, leftypol bangs on about it but it changes nothing. Greater Anglia is now state owned and the fares haven't budged.
>>216737749seems sensible enough
>>216737751is it a ford falcon?
If I could cure seasideMARK's fish odour syndrome, I would ;_;
Just expelled pure concentrated evil from my anus
>>216737786honda hr-v
>>216737759i was 14, just as i was gaining awareness of the real world it all went to shit
More than a lot is a fuckin banging album, every track is class
>>216737631ktim
where the /brit/ bottoms @??
>>216737801your dads a poof
>>216737824yeah? i'll be sure not to check that out!
imagine how much robotaxis are going to change the world
>All ROI people I've met have been really lovely>All Northern Oirish bastards have been really mean spirited Think this might have something to do with religion idk
>things could always be worse>mfw they get worse
Praveen Kumar on a mad one
been enjoying all the futuristic looking cars that have come out in the past 5 years or so, wish they'd hurry up and invent a way to make them hover
>>216737605it's me today m8
>>216737860yeah?*farts*
Sir Keir Kumar
Oliver Reed... they don't make them like they used to
>>21673698017th century Indian conflicts were pretty evenly matchedYou aussies fought people that didn’t even have bow and arrows and forgot how to make fire with 19th century tech
>>216737631
using the irc to write a strongly worded complaint about ziedbelg
>>216737648>my dad>the divorce destroyed his lifelikewise
>>216737884gronk
>>216737648how’s the stepdad mate
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub(Yo da dub dub) yeah
>>216737867THOU SHALL BE BANISHED FROM THIS REALM!
>>216737920sydneysider scum detectedyour mum's a ganga
>>216737860protestants aren't ensouled, i thought we all knew this
feeling like this rn
>>216737878Wish they'd hurry up with fully automated ones, driving is fucking boring
Toillass heavily invested in whether that swimmer's mum is going to his wedding or not
>>216737943get out of my country
white smiles, neoliberal attitudes, common sense fiscal policies
even if it's a webm i've seen many times before i still watch the whole thing
>>216737865er whats this then
(dog barks)
>>216737945zesty vibes from this
>>216737971That tan suit. That damned tan suit. He really had the entire World on neoliberal strings didn't he?
>>216737759Yeah dude there's nothing to seethe about at all actually, its all a hoax actually
ziedbelg is nwo shaboy cock sucker
>>216737991timmy was shooketh
Anyone familiar with Jonathan Bowden
i have a right to post the mice
>>216737991Ummmm don't forget an even bigger scandal....The Helmet.https://youtu.be/timvZTKr5HQ
Rorke liking the unusually tanned presidentLeftypol liking the unusually tanned president
>>216737648:(
>>216738022Aye
>>216737991mental that this was considered a scandal back then. we really had it good
>>216738033yank news is absolutely wack
>>216737929none of those, mum has never been in a relationship before or after dad.they're both in their late 50s and they only divorced after mum went through covid. she nearly died and she says what kept her alive was the realisation that if she dies a married woman my dad will inherit her stuff.
Good thing everyone learned their lessons and never created any pointless media storms about the next president
>>216738033LOL
using 100% of my willpower to not goon right now
you don't scare me, dad
>>216738050crisp
what did he mean by that?
>>216738022remember listening to him during my rorke phase.
>>216738069grim, really really grim
>>216737964you get out of MY country
>>216738103JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>>216738103
>>216738103getting some slightly gay vibes from this post
arli'
get the reggies posted
Fuck this i'm taking the drugs.
imagine throwing away your nordic genes for this hairy mutt
>>216738133what a wondrous creature
>>216738171pregnant women in established labour be like
>>216738092got the evola speech up the other night, bought the book by edward dutton but haven't bothered to start reading it
yeah but what about palestine?
>>216738206>>216738206>>216738206
>>216738172she's a nice looking lass, what's the problem?
>>216738103Mousey be likeok im gonnajerk my cockto this!!!!
>>216738060For me it's plebgate
