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First for Bulgarian-Wallachian-Georgian Crown Union.

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I didn't even bully the Serbs, actually, even though I declared them as rivals, I think I didn't have a war against them. Well, not a big one, at least. Still there are more Bulgarians in Macedonia now, than at the start of the game. And also there is the Aromanian invasion.

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I should have the right to beat anyone for hurting my ego

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Skopje, naturally, remains the strongest Serbian bastion with a while 40%.

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My court is full of cunts, and there's no one to fuck them. Gotta manage those marriages a bit, can't let the Habsburgs get the upper hand. Right now about 50% of the rulers in Europe are my distant cousins (more like 75-80%, if you count only the big nations).

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Why is this disgusting, subhuman union so obsessed with mass surveillance?

Why can't all those unelected liberal drones there just drop dead?

>>216738604
accept islam

>>216739183
I married off all the lads I could, but there's still a horde of cunts left unfucked. I swear, the random generator makes 33% men and 66% women. I had 2 Queens already. I'm doing tall Bulgaria run, so I will stay Orthodox.

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I'm saving this one for my King, in case I don't get a royal marriage. The sad thing is, that I think that spouse stats don't matter at all in EU5. But she does have that twinkle in her eye.. Maybe I should marry her off to the big guy immediately.

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>almost 3k lines
slopKINO

>>216739393
Ask him to merge the cunts in my court into megacunts, which are at least worth marrying off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_iHjba89N4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE
Let's see if they can even put a dent in my bank acc.

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>what will happen to souvlatzidiko and burek shop if OpjenEyAy and the chip foundries go bust?

>>216739896
>our
>we
I forgot redditors think they are the Central Planning Committee Secretary of the EUSSR's Greece Oblast

Бopиcoв: Чaкaхмe CAЩ дa пpиeмaт бюджeтa cи, зa дa пpиeмeм и нaшия, мнoгo cмe cвъpзaни

„Hиe cмe мнoгo cвъpзaни, пoвeчe ce интepecyвaмe кaквo имa тaм“, кaзa Бoйкo Бopиcoв, бeз дa yтoчнявa кaк aмepикaнcкият бюджeт

lolwut?

>>216738286
>he didn't sit for 10 years sieging byzantium in 1340 so he can have a huge loyal Byzantion vassal to feed all Greek cores to and bring in ~100 ducats/mo by the start of 16th century

Mirin that Georgia though. It's an attritionmaxxing enemy levy sponge. Sad you'll fight mostly Euro countries who target your mainland first

>>216737960
Mommy

atheniggerian prepare your angus

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>>216740349
Yeah, I'm pulling in way more than 100 ducats a month. Also the Wallachians have a problem with their favourite ally, it seems.
I've had a defensive union with those retards ever since the start of the game, and they always want to change "automatic defence" to "possible defence". Serbs them right.

so now that I'm not active much the lachoid is back
guess he was scared of me all along and not timmy

>>216740945
Ti epa8es turkbro

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>>216740945
Forgot pic

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Damn, Tarnovo is fucking based. Though it took me a while to notice, that buildings there cost way too much, because development is the soft cap for building tall - it's a modifier, which says how many buildings you can have in that province, or things become very expensive. Didn't stop me, lel.

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we re so back

>>216741276
Back to what stacking cp? You fucking freak

>>216741404
We have one true artiste in this subreddit and ceлякs be hating on him

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How the fuck am I supposed to find anyone and marry him to the cunts if that's what I'm dealing with? And the more I marry them, the more cunts there are.

>>216741453
I'll publicly execute you druze

Yeah, and my king also made 2 daughters... Fucking hell, a dick seemed to be worth it's weight in gold in the middle ages...

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My favourite diplomatic action.

>>216741717
Are you winning, son?

>>216741024
I got Muscovy as a PU and they brought in Alodia which I haven't even discovered yet. They're not a PU, there is no subject tab for them, yet my dynasty is on their throne and my heiress is bound to inherit that throne too... I don't know the game mechanics behind this, but Bulgarian court now has mulatto advisors with Serb names. Tarnovo is great early game, dyes are peak moneymaker aren't they

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>>216742160
Yeah, for sure. Though the damn kids seem to be going American education prices. Apart from that modifier, which makes everything so expensive, I paid 250 ducats a piece...

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>>216742376
Yeah, the dyes make a lot of money. The drawback of Bulgaria is, that there isn't enough precious metals and iron. Though if you just make a new market day 1, and then focus a bit on trade and RGO, you get ridiculously rich. Then you have to hope the ottos fail their event, and that the Hungarians don't bully you. I flat out cheated in the beginning and switched countries when Hungary attacked me 2 times, and just got a lot of money. But since the beginning I've been playing tall - I haven't annexed a single province.

>>216741472
angrybey?

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>>216742397
>t. cunts in my court, as soon as a male reaches 16

>i have no friends and i must blog about my shitty video game nobody gives a fuck about

>>216742953
The Serbs are not getting fucked fighting Naples, and I can see what they are doing, because they are allied to Wallachia, who is in the same PU, and the most hilarious thing is, that the Serbs will lose the war hilariously.
Also the ruling dynasty of Naples is my cousins.

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lol, that's the reason for the war! Somehow the Serbs got 3 provinces in Italy!
It won't last.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They have Palestrina, and are getting blockaded and occupied!
FREE FREE PALESTRINA!
Lol, I'm gonna send money to Naples.

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I hope my cousin Napolisteingergwitz uses the support well! Eh, if he doesn't I can send more, lol!

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Seems like it's time to stomp Russian ass.

Idk why but I've been watching a lot of yt shorts of people trading in pokemon cards

@anon who told me pluribus is lame and there is better scifi
Which ones you recommend then?

>>216743616
Stalker

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havent posted in a day and a half and just drank rio punch monster award

>>216743616
Love death and robots

>>216743648
Ok will watch

>>216743744
What it like, like black mirror?

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@bugar anime knower

a guy at the kafana shilled Hell's Paradise S01 to me, I downloaded it today. what am I in for?

>>216743817
Why your people keep beating up random serb tourists

>>216743898
it's a long story but they deserved it

I look like this >>216743885 but a little bit better.

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>>216743814
Each episode is a different story and a different animation team. Some stories by some of the most celebrated post-2000 sci-fi authors. Avantgarde animation too.

Pic unrelated, me living the effendi life in Makedonia.

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>>216744023
didn't know timmy was a yellow fever enjoyer, my nigga

>>216744070
How old are you?

>>216744146
Tell me your age now.

>>216744042
Alright ill watch it

>>216744146
Bro just tell him
For me, okay?

>>216738352
What's the culture in Kosovo?

>>216744884
Why are you ignoring me?

>>216743616
smiling friends

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>>216742391
Real Eastoid elites, shipping their kids to the West to get a high school education

>>216743097
That's a new one. I guess that sickly yellow above Rome is Blobhemia as usual

>>216744643
Serbian (Turkish) & Albanian (Turkish). Basically Turkish (Persian)

>>216745746
Percentages at the start, I asked nicely don't give me the vague tatar replies.
I am asking because there is a census of names and houses, so it would be pretty funny if it was anything other than 90%+ Serbian.

>>216745746
Serbs are more slavic than you tho

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>>216744643
100% Serbian in all the provinces.

>>216745791
Thats not me playing this
>>216745836
I dont give a shit

>>216745936
I see Pirot has been returned to its rightful owner

>>216745936
Yes.

>>216745185
pic related is what I'm fighting right now. The Wallachians started some beef, but they have no idea what they want, so I'm loading again and again, until they can make a fucking normal peace agreement. The retards just get money out of it, then peace out one of the moldovas, which leaves me without land access to the Ukrainian lands. And as much as I fucking decimate them in battle, I can't be arsed to use the navy to move my shit, and also, I don't want such a silly fucking peace deal.

>>216745996
I think it starts as Bulgarian. I literally never took a single province in the entire campaign (I think...)

>>216746017
What are you doing?

>>216745936
Not bad at all, might spent a cent at some point since they're fellow chetniks.

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>>216746091
That's not at the start, though. I think there was more Serbian in the south and less in the north at the start. Now I think if they are not actively trying to convert to Serbian, I am overwhelming them with Bulgarians.

>1 hour meeting
>another 1 hour meeting
>another 15 minute call
aj saffer

>>216746076
Lying in bad an shitposting and I'm thinking of cooking.

>>216746213
>look at me im so corporate
We all been there lil bro its not impressing anyone

Why is he lying no ai chat gpt developer works this late.

>>216746237
What will you cook, king? I'm thinking about cooking my head in the microwave so i can finally fucking die, working out the logistics.

>>216746267
bro you are the only other employed person in this general driving synergy

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How am I losing the culture war to the fucking mongols? Also the niggers, I think - those at place 1 are probably some retarded reddit larp tribe in africa.

>>216746326
I dont work in this meatgrinder anymore I sell honey to western europe these days

>>216746314
Pizza and if you want to kill yourself then take sleeping and pain pills and drink alcohol.

>>216746406
but is your honey shop PCI-DSS compliant?

>>216746424
You can't die from that, you'll just wake up with a horrible hangover, arent you supposed to be studying medicine?

>>216746267
Post your goytifications to match his goyblogging goysplaining

>>216746488
You can idiot.

>>216746397
Interesting they separated Bulgarians and Mongols.

I thought of you in my daily prayer and it included seafarers, so I thought of the Croat. Then I made a small prayer for the Swiss. May God be with you.

mind = full of seamen

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Old pic of fish i forgot to post.

>>216746397
Whats Kannadiga?

>>216747299
cCcanadingus

What are you doing?

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>us closes
>up 2%
>us opens
>down 3%
proofis the government is le bad

Shut up nobody cares.

I think the next big thing will be a society without cables. Like laptop chargers, regular cable charging shit for tvs fridges, internet cables etc etc. It already exists for mobiles I think. Imagine a cable free society

>>216747544
How about society without food and water?

>>216747544
>somehow improve energy generation to the point we can power modern society without 300€ per month green electricity bills
>immediately waste 60% of it as heat so we can have 8G wireless charging
I approve, utilities need to increase profits

>>216747589
2 more weeks til wef takes your food bro
>>216747595
Can Gs potentially charge? Imagine the brain fry

>>216747589
Is africa already in the future?

>>216747299
Beats me, I think it is some undiscovered tribe in africa, which was "oh so advanced" reddit get's their little cuck dicks wet, and proceeds to apply generous sounding at the sound of it.
It's probably kongo or something.
Also the Wallachians are fucking retarded, I fucking carry the war for them, and all they do is take money.

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>>216746326
hey

>>216747810
how many 126 member 1 hour camera-on recorded meetings did you attend during shipceling bro

>>216747751
I wish I would get this game but I once started playing it and got confused so I deleted it

>>216747498
Trump said dog ate the CPI and jobs report.
Also:
>Burry's Scion de-registerd from SEC
topkek

>Romanian carry fails me two times
I love you brothers but you gotta up your game.

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Well well well

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Lol even mk boomers are trollmaxxing ugi bugis on fb these days

>>216748087
map of rightful greek lands

I wonder if balkans would still be savage had no ottoman ever set foot here or if it would be like a bigger slovenia

>>216748264
Constantinople was the most modern city and it was build by serbs and greeks.

>>216748264
Late byzantium was already riddled with shifty dishonest maymuns, swindlers and corruption-maxxed officials. We'd be the same except 3 shades lighter.

The state should give us NEETbux while the 'lachs toil for us. - Central Planning Commitee of the SNEET

>>216748456
exported to the coal mines for therapeutic 72 hour a day work shifts

>>216748341
>serbs
lmao

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2nd monster (full throttle zero sugar, 7/10) of the day award

>>216748661
Insane what some people believe. Would have called him out but Serbs won me a corner bet today so they can build Atlantis in my book

>>216748410
Basically this. Imagine if ancient Bulgars were actual chinks so now in Europe would be a legit chink country

If Serbs are getting a red card in this game im changing my last name from Pavlov to Pavlovic

>>216748661
Compare the byzantine flag and the serbian flag idiot.
>>216748690
Tell me your age now.

>>216748777
>triple 7
as many years as a balkmunic name change needs to be processed

>>216748831
Compare it to albania, russia, or even the germ holy roman empire flag, they all adopted the double headed eagle, some from different reasons than others.
Constantinople was a thing before slavs even arrived in the balkans

I don't think Timmy is very smart or knowledgeable guys.

>>216748915
Do the others have the cross with the c too no okay.

>>216748915
Plovdiv is older than Constantinople, fellow Slavic person.

>>216748831
Greeks have no double eagle on the flag therefore it was built by albanians and serbs

>>216748962
He is larping I hope

>>216748993
Slavmuns win once again, over for gayreeks

>>216748962
You've had a ((())) pro western eu nato education with the goal to destroy serbia because they are the only real christian nation in the balkans fighting for christian slavic culture and real history isn't what you think it is.

Albos are funny their language is indeed weird and unique. Not sure if its actual Illyrian but they do seem to be around for a long time

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>>216748962
kek'd

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>>216748963
It's a b not a c look here.

>>216749093
Correct the entire history of every single country in the bumkans was specifically manufactured in order to keep the serb man down, we are constantly fed anti-serb propaganda from the moment we learn to talk

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>>216749143
And look here in the middle.

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My ancestrial homeland... on fire

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>>216748962
nonsense, if that were true why is there a book about him

>>216749186
Of course you're defending muslims because of the albanian and nato and eu.

one hand on my cock and one on my balls

>>216749245
VGH, ancient serb philosophy

>>216749245
Idiot go kys.

>>216748962
Read this as Trump and wanted to flame you.

>>216749255
Where did i defent muslims? And >>216749245 is a baptised orthodog.

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how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>216749342
Wrong.

>>216749530
So he is 21cm

>>216749580
How do you know that?

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>>216749530
I ask xher if xhe even used the correct formula

>>216749530
>You aren't virgin nor younger than 21 to be my wife, anyway since you are older than 25 your baby will be autistic

>>216749610
I can tell with every post he makes.

>>216749670
Sounds incel

mashallah akhis, remember to pray for ramazan or whatever

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ancient greeks mogged everyone with this one

>>216749884
maj ansestors
they took this from us
imagine if this was standard, everyone would be touching grass all the time

New fav porn whore unlocked
Indica flower

>>216749884
Those were ancient cretins however.

My head hurts I'll go to sleep.

>see tits
>get a headache
straightest timmy

>>216749530
Walk away, response is not needed.

>>216749884
Those tits seem too perky, i always assumed ancient women were hairy beasts with saggy tits.
Do you reckon the modern usage of bras made tits saggier?

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Imagine someone doing a PhD dissertation on Stabshko and Stabshko has a moment of lucidity and tells the fool he makes shit up.

>>216751107
>what is death of the author
>PhD means knowing things

Good morning I'm going back to sleep

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>[Deleted]

it's so over timmybros...

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Why are westoids like this?

>>216752939
>"Very wealthy people" with a passion for weapons who "paid to be able to kill defenceless civilians" from Serb positions in the hills around Sarajevo.
>Different rates were charged to kill men, women or children, according to some reports.
>“There were Germans, French, English … people from all Western countries who paid large sums of money to be taken there to shoot civilians

>platinum price went to 5.11% this past month
It's joevar.

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My conceal carry pistol

Only people more heavily armed than me in this city are Jews.

>>216753116
What's a weapon worth if you let a man fuck you in the asshole who do you have to defend against?

crorat should have waited to buy the steam cube
told him they'd release it right after he boughted

>>216753315
nah man I'm hooked on the 'eck, addicted to Stardew valley atm

the cube isnt as comfy and the specs are questionable, need to see what price they put on that