scouse edish
>>216744558powerful post
I'm a unibummer
>>216744540this is like the episode of black mirror where the woman is living the same life every day
um x
i remember when I was younger i made friends with a scouser and when I was staying at his house he went to the toilet and his older sister showed me her tits
already maxed out my ISA contributions ffs why havent they increased it to 30k
>>216744587certified scouse moment. What did she look like?
>>216744585RABBITS ARE SO CUUUUUUTE
>>216744467like are nell
>>216744608ginger, bit of acne, lot of scars from cutting but she was fit desustill see her around town with her kids
>>216744633is the dad present?
jacob rees mogged
watching the shawshank redemption you may have heard of it
yeah I could be a horse...
>>216744652yeah think so sadly
how become die
Leftypol silent, on Do Not Disturb, volume at 0%
gonna "pay it forward" and get alcohol to go make some real mental posts
Diego come back for The Ashes!!!
as always, lets give it a go
>>216744698i shall work as a boob hypnotist
waiting for the triumphant moment where men everywhere drop their tranny porn and become real men
Getting on the wineGonna be feelin' fineYou know I kicked the weed thoSo I aint gonna burn a dime
>>216744722yeah hypnotise me with your boobs swinging back on forth in my face whoomb whoombh
Reading Plato's apology of Socrates Wtf is this shite
we need to bring this sort of vibe back for british politicians
>UK economy unexpectedly contracted by 0.1% in Septemberoops
>>216744752bet he talks about the forms haha such an autistic freak
>>216744770sex hehe
>>216744752greek homos n sheeet
>>216744756Here you go
PHOAAR
Jacob Rees-PAWG
>>216744805@vixenp_Professional goonerbait. All gooner tweets in highlights. All my links below
women fit curves
right that's a woman sucking her own penis
Scousers crying about being victimsMeanwhile saying they are to blame for Hillsborough is actually illegal now https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/hillsborough-law-bill
Dream On by Aerosmith has been stuck in my head all day. From the moment I woke up, in the shower, in work, on my break, and now that I'm back homeEVERYTIME I LOOK IN THE MIRRORALL THESE LINES ON MY FACE GETTING CLEARER
>>216744917CORRR WHERE?
>>216744917where
>>216744870where his lips at
so this is rorke
>>216745006nice to see shes started to remove that awful ink
>>216745006thousand cock stare (with braces, many such cases!)
oo, where?
do enjoy taking these silly pictures
>>216745006Has her left arm gone all mouldy?
>>216745042One day he's going to nut you
leftypol let that poor girl get murdered by her parents because he was scared of being called racist. he did the same with all those young girls groomed and raped for decades too. evil person
>>216745054I think that ones a girl
Incel malding in his smelly bedroom be like >>216745031
The Sun is the tank man of the liverpudlian tianneman square hillsborough disaster
>>216745072done him
right then
>>216745054um, no>>216745070that’s a valack, got two of them and a mare
>>216745042beautiful eyelashes
the irish and nigerian representatives of england will shortly be kicking the ball
>>216744917>>216744965>>216744967>>216745034DTFIC heatherbot samefag
mad to think wild horses exist
>>216744626why does this look ai generated
Wrote a huge essay in work about some Indian woman who's a complaint handler who lied and upheld a complaint about me that was actually about her and almost cost me £500 in lost commision if it hadn't been overturned by my managerIncompent witch had better be fired for gross misconduct
big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers
keyboard fell off my desk now the gay porn is on
im ummy x
>>216745158she's brown and female its more likely to end in you being sacked sorry to say
>>216745170Does tend to happen
>>216745101where his teeth at
>>216745158>IncompentIncompetent*, too angry to spell correctly
>>216745148they couldn't drag me away though
>>216745042hoess
>>216744993rorke has the red one around his neck, and the blue one around his waistnasty man !!
My irl name has been mentioned multiple times in /Brit/ today
>>216744788So far he's just walked around talking to politicians, artisans and poets and annoyed them all by saying he's wiser than them>>216744801
>>216745222no it hasn't you lying cunt
>>216745222Danielle Sharton
>>216745187She's actually in India so it's different
>>216745210I understood this reference
>>216745222you sure?
here's the first of the day fellas. to old dh lawrence
thank christ i've got 3 days off my manager was getting on my wick
>>216745158What reason would she have to lie about you?
fuck the children. their safety shouldn't override my freedom.
>>216745267read his post again lad
Rorke exposed
I'm also going to be starting voice therapy next week :)
>>216745267The complaint was about her and she was somehow the complaint handler and she lied about the timeline in order to seem like the complaint was anything to do with me when it was entirely her own mistake on a case I've had absolutely nothing to do with
>fuck the children
>>216745307um
*funky slap bass incidental music**establishing shot of /brit/*
>>216745158really desperate to get some attention about this aren't you.
>>216745307imagined this scenario but "bottom" was literal, just a floating bum just pooing everywhere
>>216745353
I don’t get it
paying £1100 a month in tax so a bloke in a dress can try and fail to sound less like a man
Treating myself to some chicken and rice pudding
>>216745418Yet you're fine paying for obese people and drug mongs?
>>216745429delish
>>216745418you'd do that even if you were tax exempt tbf
>>216745440you mean like seasideMARK?
you ever had someone cry in a meeting at toil?lad in work did it today because of his mental elves
you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel
>>216745440think he just said he isn't fine with paying for you matey
>>216745307yes his name is sacked tranny and eople keep replying to him
>>216745440why did you assume I was talking about youinteresting!
>>216745467did you beat him, as you should?
>>216745449
>>216745449dont get it
>>216745467I've had a colleague have a full on panic attack before but not seen crying yet
>>216745460He's disabled you mong
"net zero" is utterly retarded. handicapping yourself for no reason
>>216745467Should've offered to suck his cock
Dr Gay Porn, OBGYN
/brit/ mourns the loss of Rorke Walsh, who died doing what he loved: sucking on a golf ball
>>216745524no need to talk in the third person and second person at the same time
fuck them kids
nth for the baddiedem
>>216745467I literally panic about doing this for some reason
mousey gone to bed after a long day of seething at rulescucking, talking about dog penis and wanting to knot nova scotia one
steamer is leaking again fs
Someone killed themselves next to my workplace today, drowned, and there was a helicopter looking for the body for ages
hate my job but nothing else within 50 miles pays as well (not even close) they've got me by the bollocks
trans niggas fucked in they head
>>216745588F
good night all
>>216745563stay tuned for the next episode of Ruined By Tats!
im not going to bed yet I got vodka, want to get raped going to bed soon
>>216745563what was going through her little nigger creature brain while she was sitting in a chair getting those tattoos?
>>216745620mouse what the hell
l:
glod
>>216745620:3
SHACK UP SHACK UP
toil over, time to play some video games
I ound the vicks vapor rub so I will be applying that to my penis before I go to sleep hehe
>>216745662mental how fit she is
It takes me 10 minutes to sprint to work, it's nice not having to own a car
>>216745692extremely fit for a you know what
mad how france went all in on nuclear energy and now french citizens pay literally half as much per kWh as us and france produces excess energy that they can sell to neighbouring countriesbut yeah lets keep building those offshore wind turbines that need to be scrapped after 20 years
Slaves to Righteousness15 What then? Shall we sin because we are not under the law but under grace? By no means! 16 Don’t you know that when you offer yourselves to someone as obedient slaves, you are slaves of the one you obey—whether you are slaves to sin, which leads to death, or to obedience, which leads to righteousness? 17 But thanks be to God that, though you used to be slaves to sin, you have come to obey from your heart the pattern of teaching that has now claimed your allegiance. 18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.19 I am using an example from everyday life because of your human limitations. Just as you used to offer yourselves as slaves to impurity and to ever-increasing wickedness, so now offer yourselves as slaves to righteousness leading to holiness. 20 When you were slaves to sin, you were free from the control of righteousness. 21 What benefit did you reap at that time from the things you are now ashamed of? Those things result in death! 22 But now that you have been set free from sin and have become slaves of God, the benefit you reap leads to holiness, and the result is eternal life. 23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
>>216745702a half-caste?
>>216745692yeah for a coloured
>>216745699telling on yourself here mate.
>>216745708the french built all that shit under previous presidents, if they tried to do that today they'd get nimby'd to death
conficious says, you dont know what you dont knowhere is my idea its that you can farm DOWN your secondary stats (you dont want sparks for) with high %chance of failure (97+ percent) and you release this info to the public and want umatubers cope and make up reasons why failing is actually not good when they do this and then sometimes roll high on it and get free stats this will be the meta soon (I am the gacha emporer)
>>216745699So many fucking cars on the road now it's mental. Went out yesterday (Wednesday) at 1pm, raining, and there's fucking traffic everywhere. Who are all these knobheads and where are they going all hours of the day? (I don't normally drive at this time it was a one off for me)
british cops...
>>216745467All the time, but I can't talk. I had an hour long panic attack at my desk, kept working like everything was fine until I couldn't take it anymore and asked my manager if I could step out for a bit and was hyperventilating before I got to the door.
Got 1 (You) this threadm but I'm making my first post of the thread currentlyThat is quantum physics at play
>>216745618her aura went up 5 points at least>>216745638she's gonna be leng af
>>216745716a bio-fem
>>216745763you wouldnt shoot a policeman...and steal his hat
>>216745763
might treat myself to an extra large glass of pomegranate juice
I am 20x more German than I am English, and yet I am unable to claim German citizenship. This is fucking bullshit.
40.4-59.6 dark fruits x vodka mix but if you want to go higher you can do it for free with cherry cola
>>216745782ah yes the qt to crack whore pipeline
>I am the gacha emporer
>>216745850...and I have predicted the metathis this NOW
>>216745816>Guff
do really want to fuck a fit tranny
got pere ubu on
paid £14 for all day parking wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKLAE6PSt5s
>>216745782tragic
>>216745838she's studying comp sci
guff and glod linked up
Clawing at my skin and screaming like a banshee
>>216745870>1momI want to leave a FOY review in response (ignore the reviews stating otherwise)
oh joy bleeding from my arse again brilliant
>>216745735don't know what you mean
bumblecloth
>>216745873I reckon you'd finish then realise you'd just shagged a bloke and feel terrible. Also what if his wilbur is bigger than yours? I'd kms
right so, ofcom showing mercy
warren buffet would not not NOT like keeping half the vodka, so I will go to 70-75 or 80 percent
>>216745880hahahahah that stomp kick
>>216745928>Also what if his wilbur is bigger than yours? I'd kmsI'd suck him off
>>216745913makes sense
wanking to umamusume hentai
I'm a fat cunt on a diet and hate itWish I could eat
>>216745904bloooood blood will come out of my arseee agaiiin
leftypol exposed
>>216745958noooo the horse trainers banned that!
>>216745875more like based ubu
>>216745954no, not a clue what you're saying, how am I telling on myself? you being a mong or something?
>>216745961same haha, wanna binge so bad rn
>>216745958TEME, YAMERO
pinkpantheress and rorke linked up
wow use the second option on "get well soon" event to roll for practise perfectand basically roll for failure < 20%
https://vocaroo.com/179a7Rn78pSU
>>216745964
>>216746011fucking hell did you really that's fab!
garlic and chips
>>216745880God this country's so ugly
>>216746037shut the fuck up
have a pit in my stomach, something bad will happen tomorrow
errrr
>>216746058friady the 13th isnt it
>>216745880imagine pretending to being "harassed" by that gay thing
>>216746043imagine the roles were reversed. would he... you know...
>>216746055mental that i'll never have a gf and experience this
>>216744540Pretty accurate representation of their fan bases desu
>>216745958sending the capipidem to your ends
>>216746058have a full stomach, something good will happen tomorrow
>>216746055who is this?
Any life totally and utterly devoid of love man here?
>>216746112good chi! beezles nyah
BITCONEEEEEECT
>>216746096Heid like a brillo pad
>>216746096All the young zoomer lads where I live have this exact haircut and style
>>216746055i thought score was only for chunky birds?
su'
>>216746096luh serbians in for a battering
threw a few spices and herbs from my cupboard together and made a pengers chicken marinade.
>>216745221>>216745262dtfic why are you so painfully unfunny
>>216746203moe'
>>216746224Throw yourself outside of your front door and make your first ever friend
Hope the Russian escort I saw gets AIDSShe she said she went to university so pretty funny she resorted to prostitution
rorke's irl name is sheldon
>>216746096He makes more in a week than I make in a year
>>216746224alri colonel sanders
leftypol in shambles
jeet me! jeet me!
rorke's a family man
how autismo is it to bring your steamdeck on holiday?
>>216746284No quite based actually
>>216746245I'll have a shining finger when I'm done with her aha x
>>216746275Link looking rough
need to watch some porn for a long time but real life
>>216746308who do you reckon has the biggest knob
just above freezing overnight next week
>>216746055mental how I can’t have sex
SHINING FINGER!!!
>>216746347what
new boss is a spiritual jeetdont know how long i can last here
>>216746275thank you brave warwickshire police officers
man kicking the ball tonight is it
>>216746361Domon's signature move, the Shining Finger uncovers the finger joints and coats the hand in liquid metal, concentrating a large amount of energy into it, resulting in a bright green glow. Doing so enables Shining Gundam's hand to tear through the armor of rival mobile fighters. Typically, Domon utilizes the technique to grab the head of an opposing Gundam and crush it, which not only wins the fight but eliminates the fighter from the Gundam Fight altogether. Though the Shining Finger was usually a close range attack, Domon was at times able to use it to fire a powerful energy wave from Shining Gundam's hand such as when he used it to break free of the Gundam Rose's rose net and later to push back a flash flood during his training in the Guiana Highlands. During his first encounter against the Master Gundam, Domon and Rain (who had piloted the Shining Gundam to protect herself from the Death Army and was still clad in the mobile trace suit) managed to increase the power of Shining Finger by performing the move together.
>>216746331foden's ting
>>216746380aa
>>216746379got the arras on ain't i
>>216744626tried it on with a bird who looked like her in the pub last weekdidn't go well at all
>>216746347Only watched up to ZZ me (not counting WITP and GQux)
its probably safe to put vicks vapor rub on your penis no
>“We probably are going to have to raise taxes - probably income tax - in the Budget” Labour MP Chris Curtis says it was wrong for the party to make a commitment not to raise income tax, VAT or national insurance in their manifestofell for it again
>>216746425yes probably
>>216746425try deep heat
POLL | Reform lead Greens by 16pts REF – 33% (-) GRN – 17% (-1) CON – 16% (-) LAB – 15% (-) LD – 11% (-)
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216746420i haven't actually watched Gmy favourites are ZZ, X, unicorn and 00
When and why did englishwomen stop saying "I quite need a wee" and start saying "gowwannenahvahavaminduhafaslashuvaroitpishtheninnit?!?!"
>>216746426
ALPHA MARE >.<
>>216746491It's over
>>216746482PissPiss came out of her mingeAgain
rachel reeves knickers after a long sweaty day
>>216746426>They surely can't be any worse than the Tories!
>>216746491boomer white women are a menace
>gowwannenahvahavaminduhafaslashuvaroitpishtheninnit
>>216746457I never voted before but next election I'll put in a vote for reform
tuna melt and leon waffle fries for my din dins
used to wank with hair gel in my teens
>>216746248do you want to be my friend?
>>216746560sounds fucking grim that lad
Delicious Japanese pits
>>216746561I used Vaseline
Mouse spending his evening getting buzzed on vodka and rubbing vicks on his willyumm... based?
>>216746579i would kill you with my bare hands if i could, but the laws of the land prohibit it
19:19
>>216746468For me, it's 0079
>>216746560>melt>for my din dinsyou are what you eat
>>216746616>>216746606
very few people know that fiery jack has a soothing effect on haemorrhoids
addicted to chocolate almonds from costco
>>216746606Tuberville v Savage (1669), I presume?
drinking and watching coldones desu
>>216746583Delicious Japanese pissI bet a Japanese-English be a proper lady and say "I'm sorry to be so uncouth but I quite need a wee."She would have a kimono with hoopskirts and petticoats but a torso wrap and an elegant fan she spoke behind at all times
she tore out me fookin 'eart
>>216746694bloody thatcher
>>216746633left side of my willy is numb, like a bee sting, and my left testicle has contracted somewhat, and I think it's infected pileswhenever I shit my willy pulls in and my arse stings like I've had a spicy currywent to doctor in november last year because my arse was tingling and I thought it was my prostate so he fingered my hole and said 'all good', but there was some sign of infection response in my immune system but nothing to worry aboutbeen like that a year but I'll soldier on
>>216745692she's genuinely really ugly i dont know how you can say that
no more heathermong posts after he tried and got banned earlier?
I want to eat the CP ham that turns me CP bothered
>so he fingered my hole and said 'all good'
Sir beef burger
need a woman to outright still walk up to me while I stare at her and she injects me in the neck with GBH
I don't have a valid captcha
6-7
you know when or could imagine someone getting caught out sneaking up and just to do it anyway? in reality?
He put his finger in my hole and said all good untilMy willy's numb again
>>216746583why does fiji have our flag on it, do we own them?
I want AI to take over the world
uaah! I feel all overcome with a fuzy feeling. with love, and warmth!
>>216746882why
You shouldn’t mess with me.I’m a very violent man.
>>216746882Soon lad
>>216746885dostoevsky ahh post
>>216746887no personal questions please
Corr
>>216746857hello do you want a rented bf (asexual and mute)?
>>216746912how many carrots do you eat
>>216746907sc
>>216746907chortling
>>216746560NiceI’m doing tendy wraps with salad and sriracha sauce
>>216746922I had one earlier today actually, what a queer question
I was right thoughif you do get an escort, just get one for a week. get one with drug connections. this isnt me-advice (dont do this to me) needs thousands to rent her for a week else a prostitute isnt worth it. again, this isnt what I want. do not get me a prostitute or go think I have money
>>216746940i know you did:)
>>216746913bit old
>>216746882Animals are much smarter than we know! Heart smiley emojiGod bless!
>>216746949You are rather insane
*surreptitiously covers my webcam*
not that I would be against getting a prostitute and also if you want to do that its fine or whatever. but for me im just not like that (not hating prostitutes as me) its just dont trust uu. scenario idea: you are a punter and a female PIMP thinks you owe her money (you will pay with your cock!)
>>216746989shut up
>>216746973its just that I thought whores cost like thousands of dollars, idk why if YOU want to go do its its fine. I would tell my son the same. think of it like McDonalds - dont get takeout for 3 months and get a whore instead - pussy instead of takeaway: think of an argument against that. I challenge you to do so
school girl legs tights
>>216747019You got me, I have no riposte
>>216747003I am more intelligent, green, lying and righteous than you. I am right - for the great and good - and you are wrong, lowly and like a peasant
>>216746846*crashes out*
>>216747042corr
>>216747042Outrageous!
>>216747072>>216747072>>216747072
that's why yui is the best girl in k-on because of her black tights
if the weird square-mouth was a pussy (and I suppose you are wide), then just let me see it too. I need to see the pussy while im poking around in it. please understand I am being fuly generous and it is still scholary poking around in your vagina and not some sex thing (although I love pussy!)
>>216747095mugi's eyebrows mog
>>216746682why are you like this?
>>216746457what are the highlanders planning?
