https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GD-5mRyaJw&list=RD-GD-5mRyaJw&start_radio=1
get yer fuckin willy oot for the pipes

What's 4x - 5 then. Don't use any cheating

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nth for the holodem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzrlkrewm9w

say what you want about heathermong but he’s right, the irish are the white niggas of the anglosphere
>musically talented
>love drink and drugs, especially whisky
>oppressed and enslaved by anglos
>love and are good at dancing
>shaggers
>yanks worship them
>yanks larp as them
>good fighters
>religious
>breed like rabbits
>pawns for anglo liberals
>love to harp on about their enslaved days
he’s bang on

terrified of going into the shared kitchen incase i see a flatmate

are leet's lounge is lagging tae fuck

F you had to pick one or another

Would you rather have sex with a woman who looks exactly like seaside mark or a man who looks exactly like prime Angelina Jolie

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+1 groundwork + oonigga suzuka

Hitler speaking English kind of sounds like Schwarzenegger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz0HNlsSpgE

>>216786561
they turned ye into a zombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-hy68Az84

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Nū scylun hergan hefaenrīcaes Uard,
metudæs maecti end his mōdgidanc,
uerc Uuldurfadur, suē hē uundra gihuaes,
ēci dryctin ōr āstelidæ
hē ǣrist scōp aelda barnum
heben til hrōfe, hāleg scepen.
Thā middungeard moncynnæs Uard,
eci Dryctin, æfter tīadæ
fīrum foldu, Frēa allmectig.

Now we ought to worship heaven-ric's warden,
the measurer's might and his mind,
the work of the honour father as he is the giver of every wonder,
everlasting ruler, the beginning established;
he first made for the old children
heaven for a roof, holy shaped.
Then middle-yard mankind's ward.
Everlasting ruler, after bestowed
the things of the earth to men, Frēa allmighty.

Might get Chinese for dindins tomorrow

Yes, I am a freak. A complete freak. (Phone posting so no flags)

maybe you should stop going to noncey sites gay cunt

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>>216786599
CORRRRRRRRRR NORA

>>216786585
No way to live is it. Psychologically barred from your own kitchen. Grim stuff

>>216786650
I'm unbanned in 24 hours why are you being mean

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>>216786612
https://voca.ro/1xnHvOb81NV1

the content that could get your brain jogging, anticipating them in nervous excitement so you put them off as far as you can, in hope at the end of it you've finally found a fellow

>>216786612
good to see an AI that realistically makes Hitler sounds like he would with an austrian accent
most English AI videos of him give him either a received pronunciation or yank accent for some reason

maybe you should take a good look at your devil quads and what they represent

:(
gn

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>>216786612
a swedish banking dynasty financed the nazi nuclear program in norway, and we almost had our own nukes post war

>>216786777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecn1tGj2EdQ&list=RDecn1tGj2EdQ&start_radio=1
here, here!

feel bad now

The world is going off kilter because most people born before 2008 were raised on the premise that the oil boom would continue forever and that growth would accelerate forever until we become Star Trek or at least Futurama.

The fact is, all the easy oil is gone. Burning oil is (was) the most efficient energy source that there was or ever will be. It yields a ratio of 1:200 of work put into obtaining it VS what you get out of it.

Now, we've depleted all of that and only the hard stuff will be left soon. Things will only get harder and for you, more costly, from here on out. I cannot help but feel this emotion of extreme loss and neurosis that millennials and roomers feel is a result of being told the future is glittering, but running up against this transition period where they will never experience the standard of living seen in the late 90s to early 2000s again.

Well every bird upon my words singing well yo, ho i’m a provo
Every hen is jail laying hand grenades over there sir, I do declare sir
And every cock in the farmyard stock is singing “Triumph to the Gael!”
And it wouldn’t be surprising
If there’d be another rising
Said the man from the Daily Mail

i'm sorry for being mean pls respond

>>216786879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHXj8vGlKw&list=RDecn1tGj2EdQ&index=7

>>216786902
our day will come lad

On my phone (no flags) i miss my flagcels

>>216786886
I'm fine umdips don't be daft
based employment obtainer you tho

>>216786908
tiocfaidh ar la

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>poo seal? keir starmer? mousey? bradders? lets get you to bed grand dad

>>216786935
ktim in 50 years

atb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IkVCvcrodE&list=RD3IkVCvcrodE&start_radio=1
My gf

twas far across the sea
when the devil got a hold of me
he wouldn’t set me free me, so he kept me soul for ransom

well i’m a sailorboy from glasgowtown
and i’ve roamed the world around and round
he’s the meanest thing that i’ve ever found,
in all me days of wondering

for i could he see his evil eyes,
twas then he took be my suprise
“Take me to your paradise, I want to see the jungle”

Bro can't read the room

>>216787010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqwgH82XWK8&list=RDhqwgH82XWK8&start_radio=1
COYBIG

>>216787024
fuck off cunt we’re having a fenian singing session in here

Ngl as a kid I was a Britboo but the modern state of Britian makes me not wanna visit

Willie Maley was his name
He brought some great names to the game
When he was the boss at Celtic Park
He taught them how to play football
He made the greatest of them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azghP1daq6s&list=RDazghP1daq6s&start_radio=1

>>216787070
AND THEY GAVE US JAMES MCGRORY AND PAUL MCSTAY

>>216787133
I've met Paul. Sound fella

>>216787123
reported this to the american embassy in london

gfberg is very weird in how shockingly normal she is, might as well be an alien

>>216787133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEX82GXf6ds
spot me here kek

Think I get how tiktok is dangerous now. You get a video that gives you a specific emotional response that your brain immediately identifies as significant/memorable, next video will have some ideology or an ad. Beloved AI deer dies or pedophile is captured, next video is about how thorough Israel is in hunting their enemies. For instance.

>>216787154
>>216787172
All the tims in here x

Hook you in with some stuff straight from your youtube history, rile you up in x way, follow up with y response. It's MUSICAL. GENIUS.

>>216787209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLLPiX17zZQ
/brit/ has a few Glaswegian Fenians

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there’s only wan king billy

Draw you in with a post about trannies, make you chuckle with a post about poo and then hit you with the bradleys. That's how they get you.

>>216787266
mon the lisbon lions!
sixty... sevenn!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgkz2ek156yo
>The man smirked, stuck out his tongue, and pulled a vacant expression. Then I noticed someone was filming me from behind. As I spun around in my wheelchair, more of their group joined them through the turnstiles.
>Furious, I gave chase, hoping to make them delete the video. But just as I got close, the men ran up a stairwell, laughing. That was the last I ever saw of them.
>I'd become the latest victim of the "tongue-out" TikTok prank, where people stick their tongue out at strangers while pulling a face, and film their reaction - but this time twisted to mock me for my disability.

Really fucking bored but not going to bed until I finish this drink

>>216787332
done that paraplegic muppet

>>216787403
aye same, got two beers left, no waste

For you’ll take the high road
And i’ll take the low
And i’ll be in Scotland, afore ye

>>216787421
umm rude

>>216787446
Can't tell you how many times I've been made dance to that

>>216787446
and I will walk 500 miles and I will walk 500 more

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Why are the outer blue bits not considered London proper? Also please change the name. Greater London sounds a bit lame. London Metropolis fits better.

>>216787517
shut up

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>>216787403
Don't drink me, alcohol is a slippery slope

>>216787534
I will not.

Six seven!

>>216787547
ye will

>>216787560
Nuh uh

>>216787493
Well oot fae the east
There came a hardman
Aw haw haw
Aw the ways fae Bridgeton!

Glory hallelujah, Cod liver oil and the orange juice!

https://youtu.be/j2DIN7iHdjc?si=_tgvirpJPONJsAS-

proper glaswegian folk song that

100% killing myself soon

>>216787618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhbuNZ8p3hg&list=RDKhbuNZ8p3hg&start_radio=1
Please don't. I'm praying for you

Oh the poo

>>216787618
Kill your ops instead

>>216787657
On the 'list already but I do love it

>>216787618
make yourself a hero, be of use to your island and take out as many of the state as you can son x

>>216787702
shan't

>>216787726
fucking um

>>216787711
>i’ll just let them rape the british up the arse then off myself
yeah great life that
you’ve righteous anger
either join us in killing the traitors or off yourself like an emotional woman cause you haven’t shagged or something

>>216787736
Do it yourself you useless mong instead of egging everyone else on
Fucking GCHQ need to get better at your job

>>216787749
i did get banned for a month there because i posted my address and said i would kill barmer

just fingered my arse and sniffed it
not good

>>216787770
yeah does tend to happen, ask mousey

>>216787771
why did you do that

>>216787770
Your first name is Andrew

Oh Rorke
Your penis is a small size

truth is
thought it mattered
i thought that music mattered
but does it bollocks

not compared to how people matter


we’ll be singing… when we’re winning

>>216787797
Stop talking a lot of shite

>>216787812
it’s the opening lines of tubthumping you uncultured bastard

Haven’t been on 4chan in 5 years. What happened to the Pakistani trans girl that went by moni and was arrested for spying on his flatmate.

really want to get bummed by a trans girl

>>216787951
why

You got a favourite poem lads? No you can't say 'If' by Rudyard Kipling.

>>216787979
Mandalay by Rudyard Kipling

>>216787989
u

http://4chan.org/int/brit

>>216788018
>http:
virus

>>216788018
mcafee

>>216788029
>>216788061
its the website you are on

>>216788068
that's what a poster linking a virus would say

>>216787998
Just gave it a read. Seems to be about two things: 1: A sadness for a love lost, and 2: Remorse that Britain gave up Burma (Kipling was a big Empire fan). Though that lover could have just been a metaphor for the country itself.

Yeah it's alright, not sure how it'd be anyone's favourite though. What do you like about it?

>>216787979
Parliament Hill Fields by Sylvia Plath

just really love that poem

>>216788125
ai ahh response

>>216786512
when your such a gooner that everything you draw looks like porn

>>216788179
That looks nothing like porn mate.

>>216788194
ok gooner touch your penis some more

>>216788165
Yeah it kinda was but you didn't need to actually say it out loud like that now i feel bad

did a poo and a little bit of cum came out when i wiped my bum

>>216788165
>ai ahh response
>ahh
Why are you pretending that you're black?

hot sweaty femdom sex with shabana mahmood

>>216788258
pooey gooner

>>216788270
>with shabana mahmood
>>216788270
God, Imagine the fucking smell. I bet she reeks like the dead rotting rat that lives in the corner of your garage.

>>216788265
im not

>>216788291
bro gave him 2 (you)s
buy one get one free ahh reply

>>216788319
Yeah, you are.

>>216788326
>buy one get one free ahh reply
>ahh
Why are you pretending to be black?

should probably get to bed i suppose

>>216788334
how am i pretending to be black

>>216788334
cuh thinks hes the black police

>>216788346
s

>>216788291
hot

>>216788341
Because, rather than spell out the word as it is intended to be ("ass"), you choose to spell it in the manner of an aggressive, insufferable, violent African-American gangster ("ahh").

You are British. You are from the United Kingdom. In no part of these isles does anybody pronounce that word as "ahh". We say "arse", but if you are absolutely insistent on saying it in the American manner, then you might say "ass". Absolutely nobody here says "ahh", unless you are a mentally fucking brainrotted Tiktok troglodyte who thinks literal fucking savage caveman apes from Altanta are somehow "role-models" to imitate.

no ones reading allat

>>216788384
>t. Tyrone Mgumbangu, whos parents immigrated from Nigeria to Perth in 2017

>>216788376
away to yer bed ya moaning face dick

>>216788291
bit racist

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I'd love to have her sit on my face.

>>216788413
I'm not racist.

I'm anti-third-worldist.

All third-world manners of life and culture should be utterly eradicated, in the most brutal possible fashion.

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1538/59/1538594492355.webm

yer da's in a wheelchair and looks like carlos tevez

>>216788270
reckon her arse is big?

>>216788529
fuck up

>>216788556
Imagine how bad she smells. Like rotting flesh.

>>216788447
saying someone stinks of a rotting rat because they're brown sounds pretty racist

heathermong weird larp at 5am intead of going to bed because hse addicted to 4chan

>>216788596
They objectively do, though?

It's not racial. Third worlders just don't know how to groom themselves.

>>216788615
shabana mahmood was born and raised in the UK
she's not a third-worlder

goffee time

>>216788633
Her ideology and her way of life is firmly rooted in the third-world.

Islam is completely and utterly incompatible with first-world society. If a person is a Muslim, they forfeit all membership of modern western society.

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Brown women. Powerful.

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>sheboona

>>216788615
So you're saying there's nice smelling brown women out there who do groom themselves, yeah?

>>216788693
Yeah, of course. I went to school with many of them.

I'm from south London. I grew up in a more diverse social environment than 99.9% of mongs who frequent this thread.

blad oim not fackin raycist am fram fackin landan inn oi

am fram saff landin

>>216788666
her face creeps me out, the big googly eyes like a disney villain

nah allow it senpai, am from saff landin you get me

>>216788854
>>216788800
>>216788779
Yeah, and if you want me to smack you upside the head, then I'll do it.

Me and my people are deadly.

>>216788863
ooh you're hard

>>216788863
you and your people are brown

>>216788890
I am hard. Harder than you could ever imagine.

I'd fucking snap metal planks with my fists like they're nothing. I am God. I am your master. Bow before me.

>>216788756
Were they a majority?

>>216788666
rancid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmSZiNt44k0

My waifu...

why do americans call pasta noodles?

>>216789112
ok

>>216789121
not a question for this hour

pasta for tea

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Flatulent females and their fragrant feces.

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I am ANTI-BBC and you?

might get drunk haha

>>216789339
wish they would just fuck off

like honestly

just fuck off

In bed farting

Thread’s going so fast nobody will notice I’m in bed farting.