>>216785559
the psyop is getting to me i’m beginning to find sabrino carpenter fuckable
really wild that humans have been around for tens of thousands of years but we're one of the last generations that will ever live
Pretty sure this asian girl at work is fetishizing me, because I know my personality isn't good and that I'm awkward as hell
>>216787942Nuclear war is imminent, you presume?
>>216787966no
>>216787957lucky
i look like this
>>216787966not even that, if nuclear war doesn't terminate us within the decade, then some horrific crispr bioweapon will wipe out civilization this century, or climate change will do it this century, or AI will wipe out humanity, or maybe all of them at the same time
>>216787957lucky ah nigga
>>216787942that’s nothing. lystrosaurus was around for 10 million
>>216787912I wonder what happened to her.
screaming and farding and shidding and pissing
tatooes and memories and dead skin on trialfor what its worthit was WOOOOOOOOORTH all the whileits something unpredictable but in the end its rightI hope you had the tiiiiime of your life
theres people still playing adventure quest, the browser flash mmo, and it still gets updates as well, aint that crazy
YOU!you push it(push it)!YOU!you push it(push it)!
https://youtu.be/M7eAYtHA3wM
>>216788053Reddit movie
>>216788041That song is about trying to shit
>>216788060I didn't even realize it was from a movie I found it on spotify
>>216787980>>216787995Either that or this is some elaborate prank, or she feels bad for me or something. But I've never had a girl so openly and aggressively try to spend time with me. And today she was talking about how she feels safe with me protecting her because I took her on a walk into the woods. In reality I'm a nervous wreck because I have no experience with women at all.
This is the face of the guy who does Daily Dose of Internet. He's 32 years old, looks like a 45 year old, and sounds like a 12 year old.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjCwHrUwNFs
I'm like an agent in the Matrix because when I see a tranny I subtly undermine and destroy them until they stop and start dressing normal again
>>216788092Look up what the directors of the matrix look like now
>>216788089good looking fella
>>216788089that photo is from 2023 so he looked like a full on unc when he was like 30
>>216788089I can't stand his voice
Just had an interesting encounter. Saw this tall blonde chad at a whole foods wearing a Sikh symbol. I asked him about it and he said that he's a Sikh with a white mom. No one could tell that he's half punjabi
>>216788089His voice is faggy but i don't mind his channel
>>216788121white pussies absolutely brimming with jeet stool and cum
>>216788134Horrid post
Spent 5 hours after work binging X the everything app and chudding out awardPlausibly mentally ill award
>>216788134That's not the case cuck. I just think the genetic and phenotype was interesting
>216788134
>>216788152
>>216788134
couldn't poo during the day 2 am feel like i need to poo and just 2 little nuggets come out just to make me waste my time wiping my ass
>>216788202
My dad's friend was fishing and he encountered these two witches on the bank of the river. They were naked and they had a oujia board on the ground inside a circle they had drawn in the mud. One of them started levitating in the air. He prayed to Jesus Christ and she fell backwards, repelled by an unseen force.Some of you blinded by rationalism will no doubt claim that I am making this up but I'm not. He told us about this encounter himself.
>>216788229first of all a real incel wouldn't be talking to people like that or being approached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBTa7Xopu9Q
>>216788229that's pretty much the conversation i have with my parents kek.
>>216788266Well are you gay
>>216788278no
Yes I’m a mentalcel Yes we exist No I’m not a volcel Yes I have had women ask my number Yes I was ghosted by all of them
women are repelled by me
>>216788266For me they don't have that conversation anymorethey no longer even ask about cute girls at work or antyhing
>>216788237I wish I had a cat
turnin gaza into zaza
>>216788286Same, I once even had a random encounter in the desert with a woman practically begging me to sex herI'm hopeless
>>216788237>they had a oujia board on the ground inside a circle they had drawn in the mud.Would've believed you if didn't include meme board game
>>216788237yeah my grandpa claimed to have seen satan
>>216788315Ouijia boards are demonic.
>>216788314Truly a cursed existence we live. Constantly teased by the promise of women only for it to be yanked away
>>216788237Were they hot?
ouijia is a made up word so it doesn't matter how you spell it
>>216788331catyank, will ever pay a hooker to lose your virginity?
>>216788342luigi board
A girl I met on Tinder wants to hook up with me next week but I'm a virgin at 31 y/o and I'm terrified of sex. Might just kms instead of going through with it. I'm pathetic.
Predator 2 is an awful movie and I won't pretend otherwise.
should i watch this?
>>216788348No. That's disgusting!
>>216788331Ouijia boards are toys
>>216788359Literally exactly what I would say in your position
>>216788362you should be my gf
>>216788359Does she know you're a virgin?
>>216788359Want me to come with you?
>>216788359literally no one caresfuck off with this normalfag shit
I should be allowed to rape women who ghost me
>>216788374das gay
>>216788359just power through with ityou got this
>>216788385Grow up.
watching anime and drinking heavily to fill the void of lost love that was never to be
still the best controller ever made.
>>216788381>virgin at 31>normalfagLol no
>>216788404If you're using a dating app you're a putrid normalfag
>Japanese know how to get past content filters on SoraI kneel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QtxOr4iSBYyou niggas
>>216788404no mention of his khhv status was made.
>>216788359>A girl I met on Tinder wants to hook up with meWas it easy? Are you like a chad or something?Asking for a friend
>>216788362watch this
>>216788411Most people are these days
>>216788416>shoes in the house>shoes on the bed
>>216788424He literally said "I'm a virgin at 31 and terrified of sex"
It's KHTV, newfag.
>>216788430i dont see it
Why is youth culture today so morose and pessimistic?it's not natural
>>216788425I'm not a chad, but it's not the first time I've been offered sex either.
i'm extremely scared of like a battery or something inside a closet somewhere exploding and setting my house on fire specially with all the chink shit i buy
>>216788466Modern industrial life is souless
>>216788367They open up a portal to demons.
>>216788471Very real possibility with their batteries
who is this fackin QUEER watchin these GAY movies
>>216788478Nah. They're just goofy toys for girls
>>216788403I used to set the GameCube controller on my penis through my pants and some games would have settings to turn vibration on or off or to test the vibration. You could have it vibrate all the time and I would jerk off that way
>>216788497I will NEVER use a oujia board or have a seance!
are you supposed to explicitly ask girls out on a date or do you just hang out in your apartment until sex happens? how do you know when a relationship begins
im just going to watch this. summary reads similar to the rebound's plot
>>216788513How the hell could you get it to fit
>>216788523if you can talk to women you're just not an incel, you don't need any help it will happen eventually
>>216788515Yes they don't work anyways
>>216788513
>>216788515This is brian's schtick, how dare you!
>>216788461seems like a personal problem
drumpf melting down on truth social about the epstein files
>>216788561
>archery store owner says he knows a guy who can take me hunting for my first time. Says he’ll have him text me >"hey this is X, [archery store owner] have me your number”>great, when do you think we can go? >ghosted I don’t understand this shit, if he didn’t want to take me then why even text me in the first place? I should be allowed to rape him for wasting my time
Theme song in my head filling out the paperwork for another shit dead-end jobhttps://youtu.be/nsagEzD17Ns
>>216788600send him a dick pic
>>216788589I found a way to watch it for freeand Im genuinely serious, its a great movie
gay niggas need to leave the thread now.
>>216788618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVgg2pTrB4
use cineby dot app to watch almost everything /tv/ for free
>>216788648>I found a way to watch it for free/t/?
I’m a fuckin’ freakshow to you That’s all I’ll ever beCuz I’m a mutant now And pain comes naturally
>>216788672ladies first
>>216788648nvm, i found it on 1337
>>216788702enjoy it. I did
>>216788677Sounds well composed, but not really my type of music. I like my music to be a bit quietly intensehttps://youtu.be/2eTyxL8zu3s
i thought someone responded to my /soc/ ad but it was just brotherberg
>>216788692hardly, this thread needs bitches.
>/soc/damn nigga... just damn ...
i told niggaberg i'd clapberg those cheeksberg but he didn't listenberg and now he's fukken deadberg
>>216788437It's pure Americana
why anglo women are so masculine?literally bragging about buying a house on dating app i dont give shit you are woman i am middle eastern man you can have the world doesn't matter to meliterally trying to impress male with material beings they completely lost their femininity
>>216788416I can't take him seriously with that hair
>>216788754Honestly though, imagine trying to date a women who posts on 4chan
>>216788403It was the best controller for jerking off
>>216788755...what
watching slop movies is junk food for the mind
>>216788784not even, at least junk food tastes good. watching those fag ass hallmark movies is pure suffering the whole time.
I really don’t think my life will have a happy ending
>>216788806how could your life end happily, what does that even mean
I really hope reincarnation is real. I cannot fathom having only one life and being born a worthless unlovable incel
baZed germans bully indian in oktoberfesthttps://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1oxdkly/to_ppl_that_do_this_no_the_risk_cleaning/
>>216788806Real life ain't disney kid
humanity is ugly and evil, being an incel is fine in the end
life is about wrestling with death and hoping he's impressively exhausted when he kills you
>>216788817Surrounded by family, dying of natural causes while not suffering too much Meanwhile I’ll either commit suicide or end up in a nursing home with dementia while being taken care of by jeets
>>216788784sometimes you need a little junk. the brain gets tired, trying to manage and sort everything going on. and if you only ever engage with something meaningful, it has to be active in your pleasures as well. the brain needs a break sometimes. watch a hallmark movie. eat a slice of cold pizza. have a beer or a cigarette. the quickest way to lose your grip on life is too hold it too tightly.
>>216788796I'll come over with a 30 pack of James Ready and we can watch Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge on the River Kwai
>>216788843Read The Death of Ivan Illychwhat you fear isn't death per se but that you will die having lived a petty life full of distractions
If there was a civilization-destroying plague I would intentionally spread it
>>216788843Dying while fighting against an enemy horde would be a very noble way to go honestly.
>>216788870I bet his idea of petty distractions is having fun and enjoying yourself and his idea of a worthwhile life is building a beautiful future for the black and brown people inheriting our civilization
>>216788784why are you lot so afraid to be happy
>>216788823When you get so mad you gotta lightly shove someone
>we have to do this Rick>if we don't>our grandsons might be speaking German some day>see you on the other side, brother!
>>216788883What are you talking about freakI didn't even bring up race
>>216788903Imagine fighting Nazi Germany just to end up with a grandson like Jason
>>216788921maximum OOOOF
watching a hallmark schlop
I just want to cry
>>216788796more
>>216788954do it, pussy
>>216788954you should try whisky
UMA SOVL
>>216788954cry. you don't have to post here after, or tell anyone that you did it. or figure out why you felt that way, and that you needed to. you don't have to let your guard down to others. but at least let your guard down with yourself. give yourself that inch of space under your armor to breathe.
>>216788994They could have made it an attractive black woman but they just had to make it a nigga with long hair
>>216788954i did that last night
You look like this
>>216789046I don't even know what any of those things are except trader joes which is a great store
>>216789046this is how you get laid
>>216789055I don't think you get laid by acting like a woman
If I ever shoot myself though I’m sending the bitch a long winded email of my thoughts on her.
>>216789046Zero hits but if you put cottage cheese on there you'd have something
>>216789046Isn't that shit marketed to like 35 y/o women? 25 year olds are watching tiktok and shit
>>216789059I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this Anon, but the Queen of England died years ago...
>>216789058this is why you're a virgin
i need to know asmongolds thoughts on this
drunk watching hallmark slop
is it gay to masturbate to a man cumming on a woman's face
>>216789068I don't think so, but if it is then I would rather just remain one then have a life full of fake interests to mold myself into someone who can occasionally weasel his way into pussy when chads had his fill like a bitch
>>216789086spinny u need a bf
watching joon the kings documentary about pirate software then im going to bed because i have a haircut scheduled soo early tomorrow morning i hate it
>>216789106all porn except solo pin ups is cuck porn where you, the viewer, are the cuck and also gay
why are canadians here so into streamers?
deeply unserious nation
>>216789141we are europeans sir unlike you britishers
>>216789141
>>216789153hindu-europeans
It's getting late and our sweet Canadian boys are getting sleepy. Sleepy Canadians are so cute. I'm not gay I just love having Canadians around and I want to sleep with one and wake up next to one
Last nights mamdani edition /cum/ was legendary
>I'm not gay I just love having Canadians around and I want to sleep with one
>>216789168nigga you're gonna wake up with your dick in my mouth homo
>>216789181i wanna steal your underwear and used socks
>>216789181I'd just be fine with sleeping together. I want it to be a cold night with the window open and the bed to be cold and we use our own body warmth to warm the bed
is miami just a kick streamer city now
canadians use dogs to be warm and i wanna use canadians to be warm
bitch be like>I wish I didnt have my loving husband and kids
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's a three (3) Canadian night
im gonna take a train to miami soon i wanna see the new central station
>>216789226from where? long distance amtrak routes seem comfy
where does the canadian accent come fromintrestin to fink aboutsimilar to usabut not sameand countries have different colonial historyso where does it come from? is it just natural geographical proximal continuity? or is there a more intrestin origin story of canadian accent which presumably must have phylogenetically diverged from a common ancestor with americaso whats the deal here?
>>216789230dont want to say exactly but its not a very long trip
>>216789233god thought it would be funny if people talked like that
absolute women moment
>>216789239maybe we could go together and share a roomette
It's a one cat night
>>216789258are you gay
>>216789267I don't act gay but I'm attracted to feminine males and other twinks but also some females as well. Close male companions are much better though
>>216789233it's literally the same as the general american accent
>I don't act gay but
>>216789282i dont want to share a room with you im afraid you will try to rape me
is this a christian movie?
Olympics soon LFG!
>>216789308/sp/ always gets cringe during the olympics
>>216789304watch the movie I recommended you, cunt
>>216789317it's still downloading
They say I have a three penis ass
>>216789287ummbut thats litrrally why im askinglike why would i ask the question othereiseim obviously asking why the accent is the same but the countries are diffrentjesus learn to readand umm there defo some canadian accents that are distinct albeit maybe they similar to soem very northern usa accents
>she's afraid of dyinguhhhh why
say something funny for once
im hella confused now
>>216789296why is that such a dealbreaker?
>>216789351something funny for once*honks a clown horn directly in your face and slaps my own ass*
>>216789351buttcheeks
Really want to goon but if I abstain for the rest of the month god will grant me a big titted babe I feel it
what about a dadbreaker and it's a really hot daughter
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
How much for a Big Mac?
Currently listening: https://youtu.be/7t4XgTEwI08
>>216789398
sometimes I stick my hand down my pants when i'm bored or not doing anything like watching a movie. I usually sniff my hand after and today it was like shortbread. nice baked good smell
>>216789398how much for a gentle cock and ball torture from Sanna?
Busy day tomorrow for a Saturday. I have to take my car in for an oil change, pick up my dad from the airport, stop for groceries, magically transform into a dickgirl, do some laundry, and some other stuff too. Even on the weekends I’m just so busy these days.
>>216789424You have to phone the Tony Blair Institute
>>216789323
thought it was going to erupt into a stand off between the mom and gf
Need a good movie to watch
>>216789454>>216788589
>>216789454>>216789304
I'm the most handsome poster of /cum/
>>216789474I'm handsome too
Guys, make sure you don’t forget that tomorrow is International penis titties dick balls nigga for real day. So remember to wear your gayest ugly dick on your tits. Thanks.
>>216789476yeah but your balls and the area between the balls and ass doesn't smell like shortbread and mine does
soon
god help me, I need to understand the mindset of a woman who watches hallmark slopp
HOLD THE PHONE.WHAT, WHAT?THE LONELY STONER, MR. SOLO DOLO.WHAT, WHAT?HE'S ON THE MOVE CAN'T SEEM TO SHAKE THE SHADE.WHAT, WHAT?WITHIN HIS DREAMS HE SEES THE LIFE HE MADE, MADE.THE PAIN IS DEEP.WHAT, WHAT?A SILENT SLEEPER YOU WON'T HEAR A PEEP, PEEP.WHAT, WHAT?THE GIRL HE WANTS DON'T SEEM TO WANT HIM TOO.WHAT, WHAT?IT SEEMS THE FEELINGS THAT SHE HAD ARE THROUGH, THROUGH
>>216789454Watch the Swedish man, Ingmar Bergman (Persona you can find on archive.org), or the Italian one
*sucks teeth* man u on some bullshit
>>216789518Noooo I don’t want frens to die :(
how did the movie transition to cartel shit?
I used to kill a whole bag of these shits in half an hour. Now I'll never eat another one for the rest of my life.
i'm a sleepy boy *yawns big like a cat*
>>216789581Wtf neer seen these
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>216789589go sheep, baby boy**tucks you in**
>>216789589It's funny how it makes a sound when they close their mouths
>>216789593They've been discontinued for at least 10 years now. But my thoughts still drift to them from time to time.
Drinking coffee. It tastes like hazelnut for some reason? McDicks coffee doesn't taste like hazelnut.
yuri
I’m going to see my dad tomorrow. Might fuck around and have a panic attack and dissociate for a few hours because I’m a retarded headcase bitch faggot spaz loser dipshit fuck
I genuinely dont understand what the message of this move is supposed to be
>>216789630>I’m a retarded headcase bitch faggot spaz loser dipshit fuckSaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeee.
>>216789628
Post shit you listened to in high schoolhttps://youtu.be/MRJILK3NxSMhttps://youtu.be/tPIO86jTrQQ
You think a quick once daily emission to softcore has deleterious effects on mennle elves? Just a 3 to 5 minute jerk sesh
Anyone here from Detroit?PLEASE send Mary Sheffield (your new mayor) this video so she can understand why Detroit needs beauty:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9guw6Mcwbk
He's literally never going to have a girlfriendIt's kind of insane to think about. He has 50 years to live and this basic part of life everyone enjoys he'll never even touch
>>216789658I've been to corktown, if that counts
>>216789657How are things in Ethiopia right now?
>>216789665he could find a random pick me if he wanted, but he's a faggot so never gonna happen yeah
>>216789665he's gay
>>216789665>some random guy will never have a gfWow interdasting
>>216789673This chick just loves showing off her tits eh. What a whore.
Seckel pear, seckel pear:Fruity, sweet; no floral tare.Tiny treats amongst the weeds—With vanilla? Yum: yes please!
God is gonna cut you down.
>>216789528>PersonaThis one bored me I'm sorry
>>216789688all women are whores
>>216789653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcyFfcJbyeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J87pJrxvJ5E
oh so they're kissing now
It's a 3 dog night
I love Costco hotdogs but goddamn the employees are basically the Gestapo. Asking for papers and shit. Fuck them. You shouldn't need a membership to get a fuckin hotdog. Cunts.
please dont propose
>>216789750They are losing money on those hotdogsThe least they can ask for is to not get the scum of the earth entering their stores to feast on their cheap hotdogs
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
EBITDA
why is the daughter coercing him? what a sly cunt
>>216789773I’ve seen that actor in my mom’s Hallmark movies.
Hey guys, Autism McGee here
All I do is pee
Hey guys, Faggot McNigger here
The Ghost and Molly McGee
>>216789820YOU have diabetes
>>216789822I’m a big fan of your work!
The libs are trying to take the X out of X-mas
Guys I think I'm gonna go to bed
>>216789840Happy holidays!
>>216789841night bud
>>216789835No I just drink a lot of water
>>216789853beetus
I shit like 4 times a day
>>216789848Which one?
Anyone seen Lumsbra since the last nights thread?
so is this a christian movie or no?
>>216789865No. He might have been trying to deflect attention away from himself as an anon, but everyone knows his full name now
Is it true that Las Vegas is great only the main avenue and a little more of streets but the rest are cheap hotels and very cheap houses?I would like to read some first person experiences about Las Vegas to know how it is.
Bocattany Douglas? Last I heard he had invented a new dick for his tits. Said he was heading down to the Bonkeydack Lounge to spray diarrhoea all over his own fucking face like a bitch.
THERES NO LESSON HEREPOOO ON YOU, HALLMARKPOO ON YOU
>>216789885it's an exaggeration but also true enough. the main avenue through the city is the best part, but there's plenty of streets that branch of it that are also full of stuff
you BITCHYOU BITCH
>>216789885You've got the Strip and then you've got Fremont Street, which is the old casino district. But everything in the Strip is BIG and takes more walking than you think. Vegas is okay if you like walking through malls, if you like kitschy interior architecture. (And of course if you like gambling or want to see a certain live show)
>>216789894She’s hot I would make love to her
>>216789881Lol not seen a bigger self own in a while Also had that general deleted
Can I give you a kiss baby
>>216789900Is it dangerous to walk during the night? Are the clubs good?, are there raves there?, a cope will fine you if you are drinking on the streets but not bothering anyone?
https://youtu.be/0piaF7P3404?si=fFWvQ3JqQMmrk0qK
NEW>>216789936NEW>>216789936NEW>>216789936
finished my hallmark movie
