Mallard edition
Somebody should investigate why japs get a cold and act like they've got sepsis or smoething
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6o8MK16ZMmorning uploafs
>>216793046Chrollo needed 6 months prep time, multiple dead people's nen, Shalnark's nen, and 10,000 spectator zombies that explode on contact all to fight a singular nonce who just turned up on the day. And he still couldn't even get the job done (because he failed to consider that Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber AND gum).
https://alphaheaven.bandcamp.com/track/consciousness-is-fundamental
what are neoliberal teeth
any of you know anything about flooring i want to get new laminate in my incel house but do i have to move the furniture myself from room to room to let the workers do their thing?
>>216793250the ones where when they smile you see a lot of gum
>>216793227PS5 status??
>>216793276you understand you can just ask them this beforehand
>>216793250gummy Venus de Milo
>>216793282£78 to last until the 24th. It's getting sold to CeX for a cash injection de lid
>>216793227he's got proper gay face under all that buccal fat
>>216793276Yeah ideally you'd take all the shit out of the room they're doing
Stephen Mulhern is set to replace TV Legend Bradley Walsh as the host of hit show The Chase!Do YOU have your rare Mulherns ready??
ACTIVEEEEE
>>216793299scrm
>>216793326what
England
mousey's meltdown yesterday, whatever happened there
>>216793323amazed he isnt dead yet, fat alcoholic 50 year old that dosses around all day eating fried food and sugar
>>216793326never liked that guy, he's the most generic TV host ever. Not a single interesting or quirky thing about him
>>216793324fuck sake i have no room to do this unless i take the sofas outside and leave them in the pissing rain why is everything so awful all the time
>>216793349he's very safe
Hate the fake politeness of everyone in this country.
where am i meant to dispose of swollen batteries?fuckign screwfix website is useless
>>216793349he does magic :D
>>216793358Rent a van and put them in there for the time being
got my Icelandic wool blanket out x
>>216793190https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction
>>216793250Look at the ex pm of new Zealand and you'll get it
>>216793382magic is exactly the kind of thing a very boring person would pick to make themselves seem more interesting
i'm going to have chicken soup for my lunch
>>216793408that's hiking
>>216793396the lion of clacton
pg tips are leaky
>>216793396Nico Farago
>>216793358You could ask them if they'd be alright with you moving everything to one side and then moving it back once half the room is doneWhether or not this works depends on the room shape size and how much shit you've got, but some floor layers won't mind doing it like that if there's no alternative
>>216793422LOL
Right, so things got a little bit gay last night.Let's make sure that doesn't happen again yeah
I lied btw I'm actually still in bed
>>216793455define "little bit"
>>216793418haha
>>216793455Belgiumnonce is here to talk about black willies
my dick and balls smell
>>216793227he beat depression dee lads
>>216793227item count? haven't been following him for a while
Why does Sam Hyde need to surround himself with a bunch of eboy twinksBit pathetic really isn't it
was going to get on the cans today but i decided against it, now the bottleshop is closed and i'm regretting my decision
Next British PM will be an american woman and she will save the UK
get the blind date posted
>>216793494he's a big white loser
Do the curtains match the drapes?
>>216793502
I think I'm addicted to sainsburys sushi
>>216793494they're the only people willing to work on his shitpeople that are good and 40 have careers and families
>>216793495many such cases
>>216793495you mean the bottleo
>>216793523is that the bald nigga from lost
>>216793495can get alcoholic drinks of all kinds delivered to my door within 30 minutes of a few clicks of my mouse (and i often do)it's a mixed blessing
>>216793358Next best thing is empty it as much as you can apart from sofas but move everything to one side of the room, maybe even lift the old carpet yourself. They should be able to lay one side, then lift furniture over onto the laid side and do the other. Not ideal though
feel quite awful
>>216793523screaming at that line-up
>>216793543obviously not, THINK before you post ffs
>>216793543i don't know mate, sorry
remember Take Me Out with paddy mcguinness?couldn't have that these days, due to the woke
>>216793519am bald
>>216793523would shag the seated woman on the left relentlessly i love middle aged women so much its unreal
leftypol flustered
>>216793495>not having an entire fridge full of VB at all timesngmi
>>216793532bottleo is a specific chain, bottle shop is the more general term
nth for the holodem
>>216793563if i went on that they'd all turn their lights off as soon as i came out
danish seasidemarkhttps://youtu.be/LnblHKxhn2I?si=0qNHUtDOV9xOQEbb
>>216793566she's 20 years past "middle" age ffs
>>216793339Ziedy and Heatherfag set him off as usual
>>216793563I couldn't watch that because the second hand crushing embarrassment I felt watching a bloke get rejected by women over and over was too much
>>216793588there were usually 1 or 2 who were visibly mentally unhinged and left their lights on all the time, desperate for a sniff at a shag
victoria best gay porn
>>216793583happy birthday david lammy
>>216793591dont care nigga im evil
rorke blew bubba
>>216793573would genuinely run out within a week, i can put away about 15+ of those things a day
pulling my bollocks off and putting them in my japs eye
britcels quiver at the might of the humble aussie pizza
>>216793563mad that he has a career
>>216793616i get itto evil !
chilorn
>>216793632id eat that muck
>>216793632not on board with this at allis that... gravy on it?
>>216793632Corrrr. We invented it btw.
going to have a serious go at giving up drinking, from now on it'll be nothing but good old harmless opioids and maybe a bit of speed and ketamine here and there
>>216793632whats that brown shitcurry?
remember when everyone thought the new host of Question of Sport would be a black disable tranny but nope it was Paddy McGuiness
have to start going to the gym before work me. It's the only viable option but i just cannot be fucked getting out of bed
>>216793474>>216793483Well, the lads got on the cans then started getting very zesty.Topless men were posted, talk of fucking the topless men and BBC posting from the befreak. A few other questionable comments were made too
>>216793643huzzah
>>216793632amateurshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
Spend the day in bed
>>216793652get it eaten you fanny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7x8wd36uJgremember this video lads?
>>216793652>>216793667not sure honestly, it might be bbq sauce which is rancid on pizza but unfortunately common here
tonight's kino is nightcrawler (2014)
might be to big
>>216793708Wish I could
>>216793746watched it and wasnt that goodI recommend watching smiling friends instead
an incelruntoil looms
>>216793711I'd still give it a go, I'm open to trying any new food but my initial reaction was not positive
just got up and closed the window
an incelrunttoil looms
hard to imagine something that gives more vassal state vibes than the BBC crumbling because of trump
Last night, I made a few posts that were nothing more than threats of violence towards other members of the forum.I regret to say that I'd drank too much. I'd like to apologise for my posts, and I hope they didn't cause too much offense.I have an alcohol problem, and I need help with that.
>>216793713yes hahajust love it when stupid people get hurtand children too
>>216793747Uggo Jones
>>216793762i'm watching it because i heard jake gyllenhaal plays a pretty convincing psychopathi'm sure he'll be no anton chigurh but i still like this kind of stuff
>>216793801it's a good "literally me" /tv/core
>>216793801no you're watching smiling friends
>>216793790>I need help with that.help yourself mate
do blackenings happen much in jav porn? do they also pixilate the bbc?
>>216793762who is your favourite character?i like pim and charlie and i like mr frog as well (hello)
>>216793722if you're ordering 3 or more pizzas at least one of them needs to be bbq chickentwo or less and I'd excuse you for skipping it
ive been told that black peepo wash their mince and chicken with washing up liquid
>>216793711I'm feeling generous so here's a better, more complete version of your video
Bubba Trump Shrimp Co.
>>216793829I like alan and mr frog
>>216793852howling
creampied the mrs this morning feel like i could take on the world
>>216793830it's alrite sometimes but most of the time its kind of like pineapple, just too sweet and goysloppy for my taste
hes taking the piss
hawaiian pizza is beast tho
>>216793829showed the gf smiling friends and now she just quotes mr frog all of the time and goes "can I pull you dick" and then smiles at me for a few seconds before wanking me off aggressively and going "I'm mr frog, I eat the cock" before sucking my dick
>>216793829>>216793859i like glep and pim i love him
>>216793910unironically my #1 pizza order is Hawaiian with anchovies, world can get fucked I like my sweet n salty
>>216793915haha thanks for sharingi wish i had a gf
>>216793923you are evil and brave
reminder to report the BE flags posts >>216793513youre timmy, spadeslave
>>216793923anchovies too salty for me but based
>>216793747How much per hour?
>eating flesh
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pim+cute
>>216793923This is a larp we don’t get anchovies here
might get a papa johns later
want a takeaway de ladaswant to mong out de ladasits all right de ladas
>>216793970you can absolutely get anchovies from pizza hut and dominos and most likely any other pizza place at all
Someone gay hand that nonce
>Someone gay hand that nonce
>>216793991Lying disconnects you from God
aside from putting them on frozen 'zas to make them a little cheeky what else can you do with those 'chovies you get in the jar in oil?
report the BE flags posts so that he has to start later with a ban evasion
/brit/ is an ANTI Martin Lewis general
>>216794026i've seen anchovies on pizza plenty of times tooYOU'RE the dirty lying rascal
>>216794026God doesn't exist
river cherwell in oxfordthought it was AI when i saw it on the newswhat a fuckign disgrace
So Trump sucked off Bill Clinton???
craving five guys
It's kind of insane that mousenonce is in Smiling Friends and the voice actor for mousenonce sounds like a scottish guy
>>216794042You’re thinking of sardines m8
>>216794043proof?
just-eat just refunded my order for £20 +£20 to my bank account balance this fortnight
>>216794029they're nice on crackers or mixed into scrambled eggsyou can also make simple dish called Pasta Putanesca ("whore pasta") which is tasty and filling
>>216794048no
>>216794058i'll fucking kill you
nigga bolognese
>>216794080Murder disconnects you from God m8
>>216794029they go well with tomatoesslice some tomatoes, put some chovies on it, bit of pepper, you got a nice entréeslice some mozarella too
>>216794069>scrambled eggs with 'choviesgenius, i shall be scranning this tomorrow with buttery toast after purchasing some today
did ya'll see trump's latest crashout?
Just some Australians chatting about what pizza topping they can and can't get in Australia.In my British Culture general.
>>216794095name one time that happened
>>216794101enjoy lad, love me 'chovies
>>216794115murder of jesus of i reckon
whore pasta lol
>Trump wasnt on epsteins list h actually just sucked Bills cock
>>216794127-of
>>216794029You can add them to marinades for meat etc if you mush them up or blend etc
>>216794134heard his real name is drumpf too
>>216794106Mhmm sueing BBC for a billion days before being outed as a battyman
futurama episode with anchovies
>>216794084what happened to trump being a pedo?mad how trump haters suddenly seem more concerned that trump might've had consensual sex with another man
might purchase some piglets in blanketsteins today
a wank could very well be on the cards but I havent decided yet
well it's not illegal to suck a cock
fucken ell cunt can't get no fucken deenz in this end of aus fucken pom cunts keep em all to emselves
what if he actually successfully sues the BBC for a billion and the whole institution collapses
>>216794144if you mush them, mush them with shallots and spread them on toasted bread
lemon party
>>216794156one of the good onesearly futurama was so goodshame it didn't stay that way
>>216794160get it down you
>>216794170I would buy Doctor Who and fix it
rorke draining the swamp straight from the tap
>>216794059Look at the universe and you won't see God. Just like if you look at an empty box and see nothing inside, that's proof of the box being empty.
bart
>>216794046I thought it was a long fieldKinell mental they managed to actually fill a river with trash. Bet its all from Brum or wherever there was that binmen strike and 6 foot tall piles of shit and rats in the streets
first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry
>>216794189Already got the bleeding Christmas decor fooling ell
>>216794196least facile atheist
>The ‘clean-up crews’ targeting vulnerable university students after dark >In several videos, young women can be seen chatting through tinted windows before hopping into the passenger seat. One clip captioned ‘clean up crew getting ready to take all the 1st years home after a motive’ has been liked by thousands. >The cars themselves, often financed or even rented just for the night, are a major part of the culture. ‘There’s a group of people known to finance cars,’ Kae explains. ‘Mercedes are the most popular. When they go to uni events, they finance those cars specifically and then go out to do their thing.’Wonder what ethnic group these 'clean up crews' belong to, any guesses?
>>216793923used to like pineapple on pizza and share this sentiment, but i have to be in the mood for it
cant decide if bringing my steamdeck on holiday is autismo or based
>>216794197Lisa gets Bart shots
>>216794197
CHANGE PLACES
sneaky person or people trying to find things out about me wish it was boyfriendscouting. a better life. maybe in another dimension
>>216794187it was on par with golden age simpsons then nosedived along with it
>>216794228depends where you're going and with whom
Mad how no one in Europe invented melted cheese on bread
When you watch the universe you don't see God, when you watch God, you see the universe.
Quiet quite piggy!
>>216794244going with mummy and daddy
saying "not now kitten daddy’s busy" when a colleague asks for help
>>216794244north americasolo
leftypol: if you say anything bad about gay people you should be locked upalso leftypol: trump is a bad person because he is gay
>>216794246brucie, we invented cheese and breadyou're welcome
anchovies ham pineapple and jalapeno
>>216794259alpha
few have realised it but marge is the best character
wasnt paying attention did they really release the epstein files? why isnt anyone in jail
never tried them but strongly suspect our sausage rolls are better than yours
>>216794221we just don't know lad
>>216794275you just think she's neat
I've finally realised that not touching colleagues at all when interacting them is viewed as weird so I'm making a conscious effort to start giving friendly pats on the shoulder every now and then
>>216794283
>>216794228why not, especially on the inevitable long flight
>>216794305HR will be having a word with you soonthey call you Touchy Jim behind your back
>>216794283nah you use beef
>>216794283choose your next words VERY carefully
mad
letting adultwork.com know my exact location and allowing optional cookies
ive got lots of love (LOL) rn (right now)
>>216794283you're probably rightthey can't cook for shit over there
Escortlad here.Just saw my first one of the day. I could tell as soon as I went through the door she's likely a drug user. Could smell cigarette smoke which put me off.I asked her to massage me, but I couldn't get aroused. Not too bothered as she wasn't my type. We had a nice chat at least.Got another booked for this evening.
>>216794318actually the main reason I've even realised this phenomenon is through noticing my own colleagues touching me. If they're comfortable doing that then surely the other way round would also be fine
>>216794368ahaha great stuff
Learning about the aryans and the magi
>>216794343whats he doing up there
>>216794346last thing you need is optional cookies tubby
> say you'll raise taxes for fiscal consolidation> markets react positively and gilt yields fall> fiscal forecast improves> scrap the tax hikes ???
activating my third eye
Mhhm frogs legs and snails. Great stuff aha!
>>216794368What did you chat about?
>>216794305it will backfirewhen they get casually touched by someone normal they don't think anything of itif you do it they'll think "what the fuck why is he touching me"you aren't a proper person to them and they resent it when you don't stay in your box
activating my japs eye (having a wank)
activating SR support card "GET PREGNANT" and taking og cap to the beach
forgot it was sunday today
>>216794402yea they are when cooked by uscase in point
>>216794368overstep any boundaries?
>>216794394yeah we all read X this morning
>>216794343tfw Jesus takes the wheel
youre not funny
>>216794435I didn't I just made that up now
been at my current job over a year and there are colleagues I see every day who I haven't said a word to. I don't even know their names nor they mine. Some people I will say hello to if I pass them in a corridor, others I won't. Some people I just look straight past them as if I don't even know they're therethey think I'm insane. In fairness I probably am but also I get on with my work and I'm no trouble so so what if I have bad social skills or whatever?
>>216794416again, why would they be comfortable touching my arm or patting my shoulder but then be repulsed if I did it back?
>escortladtake the piss
>>216794437no one has my number except 2 guys (and have no exes)
>>216794442
>>216794211I accept your concession
>>216794480its your hugbox!
>>216794468that's extra
DEATH FROM ABOVEYOU'RE UNDER FAYARRRR
>>216794343Diego thinks the sun is fake
>>216794442i don’t get it
>>216794448been at my toil for 5 years and theres still some people i dont talk totheyre not in my team why should i talk to themim friendly with the people i work with directlynot going to waste my energy on people i dont work with directly
Pooing out the yesterdays sins
>>216794497chortlechortle
>>216794464because they don't think of you as human of coursethey can generously pat you on the arm like one might a disabled kid in an electric wheelchair, they probably feel like they're doing something charitable. no one wants the mongoloid touching them though
>>216794497wahey
time to go outside
Saturday`s Pocket MonsteroftheDay Is ..Smoochum !!
>>216794448I was exactly like this in my previous job, would just turn up and get on with it in silence then leaveyou have to FORCE yourself into social situations or you will never change. If there's even the slightest chance you could get away with avoiding it then it won't stick
>>216794540its not yet
I despise this world
>>216794329beef is tastier than pork, couple that with the fact that we have the highest quality beef in the world (the japs can stick that artery-clogging kobe shit up their arses)
>>216794196newborns when their mum has just walked around the corner and ceased to exist
im full of heavy metals I am a heavy metal man
>>216794541Cute Pocket Monster.
get the free sheldon edish made
>>216794540>International break>no F1Might as well
>>216794540kektim
What year is it?
>>216794521I'm actually quite popular at toil and get warm greetings from the majority of colleagues. I've managed to fix my social awkwardness just enough for people to accept it as a quirk of my personality rather than a negative
>>2167946032025AD
You must fight to save the west and its values!
>>2167946032008
>>216793190
Need Emma Watson to curl out a cobra onto my dinner plate.
wanked so much poo i spaffed arse
>>216794609Watched kpop demon hunters yesterday, the girls were cute
>>216794596kick your own ball
>>216794603man, what an endingstill haunts me
>>216794609kek at the guy getting an eyeful right at the end
>>216794638Did you yeah?
wonder if the doctor can give you a popper before he does a prostate exam, otherwise i reckon my arsehole would clench up so tight i'd take the doctor's finger off
>>216794508I'm like this. Been at toil 3 years, in line for a promotion to supervisor of my team (which is literally 2 people). I say hello and good morning to everyone but have no more interaction with them unless it's required for me to do my job or they come to me and ask for something. Spend as little time in the building as possible and don't have my tea break or lunch in my works break room.Antisocial bastard me
I'll make the new*exits the thread*
mad how inept kids are with the internet these daysI thought people would become more accustomed to the internet and understand how it all works over time and kids now would be super-geniuses who are smarter than mebut no, as a millennial I am at the peak of internet familiarity and knowledge. cos smartphones and apps made everyone dumb again
>>216794641It's flat and my pump is broken, I've also got a bad knee. Last time I played football it hurt to kick after a minute. Had a weak knee for years cause of cycling
mad how my friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch. he tells me eevereyday
the cucked burger reich
>>216794733Why doesn't he break up with her?
got the evil goblin porn on
>>216794721people get impressed when I use basic keyboard shortcuts at work like ctrl-T to open a tab, like they think I'm a genius for knowing how to use a web browser
>>216794721zoomoids dont know where files go when you save them because they have no concept of a file system
>>216794757um
>>216794757I'm telling oxfam
my goretex boots facking STINK
>>216794721yeah seems like the younguns are super tech-dependent but they're used to sleek user-friendly design so they never learned how to be tech-savvy, us millennichads and perhaps even the xoomers were in a comfy sweet spot
>>216794757why did you scribble out the willy but not the nippleplaying fast and loose with mr jannard here aren't you?
>>216794757
right then I don't think that lad is making the new he clearly lied
i'd make the new, were it not for the simple reason that i can't be arsed
>>216794794tradie moment
>>216794766put some pirated audiobooks on mum's iPhone once and had no idea how fucking convoluted it is to move files around on IOS
>>216794794ive heard you can put shoes in the freezer (in a plastic bag of course) and it kills the smelly bacterianever worked for me on my smelly trainers though
>>216794851>>216794851>>216794851
>>216794721we live in the convenience age lad. everything gets easier and so everyone gets stupider
