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ukkie immigrant boys...
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>>216798790
Sir Kier Starmer doing things so depraved to this he tries to burn down his house afterwards
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Buy; Yes or No?

https://www.goral-shoes.co.uk/products/rose-anvil-x-goral-smugs-high-top-sneaker-2-0-shell-cordovan-no-8
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trump the throat goat
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so now that the dust has settled, we can all agree this was racism right?
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Bring it down bring it down bring it down
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>>216798831
i say no
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nth for the holodem
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any lazy bastard man in
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>>216798867
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>>216798887
yea me
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watching a 6 hour documentary on the Franco Prussian war instead of going out tonight (Saturday)
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>>216798909
>Franco Prussian war
don't like that one :(
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>>216798909
I wont spoil the ending :3
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>>216798887
don't even want to post mine
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>>216798887
7k steps a day isn't that bad
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>>216798887
mogs me
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>>216798851
nah it was dixon trying to gass up a foden who's been pretty wank for england the past couple years

>>216798891
the girlies x
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I just paid 17 quid for a FIVE GUYS cheeseburger + large fries and I feel like a fucking retarded goy.
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i'm not your "nigga" pal
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>none of you are doing 10k steps a day
sort it out
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>>216798970
that's nothing. i spent 30 quid at lidl yesterday to buy a bunch of sweets and slop. had a 6k calorie binge
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>>216798970
>large fries
Gonna take you 3 days to get through that bag
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>>216798823
Never happened but if it did you're a fascist for saying it did
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>>216798867
I'd like to do something lewd with you, if I may...
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>>216798995
>1.5k calories
more like 2 days
stop glazing five guys over being large portion size
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>>216799001
phew i'm 26 so none of this applies to me
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>>216798887
do a bit of walking from time to time
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>>216799001
pscrtim
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soviet batman just showed up
soyjacking like crazy in my incel gaming chair
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>>216799008
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Might suckle a bill
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>>216798929
It's a very interesting topic though, lad
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just seen that reddit post where someone found a rats pelvis in their cereal grim grim grim
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>>216799079
Probably fake
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Pierre Harmer looks good for his age.
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>>216799068
they took my alsace lorraine...
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>>216798790
Why are Ukrainians so much Whiter and more human than Russians?
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>>216798891
She must have a minging face
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>>216798891
wish i looked like that
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I can't work yet I need more knowledge
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>>216799119
same. life would be so easy
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>>216798888
he really mindbroke Hilary
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>>216799079
they have no case they knew fine well what they were getting when they bought that box of Kellogs Frosted Rat Pelvisios
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I don't have a step tracker because I don't step
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>>216799001
KTIM but 29
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so what have we learned today
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It's Saturday lads, why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?
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>>216799096
and you STILL haven't taken it back? pussies
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>>216799161
LEARNT
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>>216799165
never even held hands with a girl and i'm 32
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>>216799096
wish I looked like that (actually, I do)!
>>216799161
didnt learn anything other than the AIDS thing and havent gotten round to reading that paper yet, but I did a LOT of boiwiifing
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>>216798790
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>>216799001
ktim but have kissed girls and am not a virgin.
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>>216799178
You'd be amazed at how easy it is to hold a child's hand
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>>216799079
Was it on yesterday? Cinnamon grahams cereal?
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>>216799001
only one that really applies is parents being at peace with it
in fact I literally can't think of a single time they've ever asked me about girls or relationships, it's like the writing was on the wall from puberty
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>>216799165
Shes at her Saturday shop in The Works
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>>216799178
plenty of time haha yeah plenty of time

32? He was only a kid!
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>>216799200
um
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>>216799165
no but did a lot of boiwiifing today and saw a fit girl as she was passing me
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you lot really over complicate women
your issue is probably that you don’t meet any in the first place
you sit on your arse wanking in your room, only going out to get booze or go to toil. no wonder you don’t meet women or have a gf
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>>216799188
What is Guile watching?
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Slept most of the day and woke up feeling depressed and despondent to it all
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>>216799173
just learnt something
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>>216799165
no
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The first time I ever went out clubbing (29, people from work peer pressured me) everyone kept commenting on how nervous I looked.
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>>216799223
meet them all the time but they're all taken. single women don't actually go out, they just use tinder and other apps
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>>216799223
good of you to join us room masturbators, big shagger

taking a break from your shagging are you yeah
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theres a horse in the field near my house, he used to be cautious of me but now he does a little run up to me when he sees me and lets me stroke him

love it in the cold mornings when he blows steam out his nose haha very cute, he loves apples too
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>>216799223
yes, that's right
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>>216799171
did
that's why it's called alsace lorraine, not elsass lothringen you little shit
you lost a war to big birds
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>only going out to get booze or go to toil.
Yes, that's me alright
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>>216799223
I am surrounded by women at toil daily, I look after myself and am sociable and objectively not ugly. Not once has any one of them ever flirted/hit on me
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>>216799165
29
Never kissed or held hands with a woman who wasn't an escort
Never had a gf
Never had sex
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Mums just gone after her fortnightly visit. Brought round some homemade steak pie with potatoes, peas and carrots. Some lime and mango chicken she didn't want and a couple of seeded rolls.
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>>216799253
do you ever... you know...?
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>>216799181
>but I did a LOT of boiwiifing
what on earth does this mean daiwa scarlet
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>>216799253
I hope he isn't left out all night and has a warm little stable to sleep in and stay out of the rain
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Two months until my speeddating escapades.
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>>216799223
Go where?
How are you meant to meet a woman as a single male with no friends?
Every woman who is single has 100 orbiters.
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>>216799240
Just say you took a bad pill off some dodgy geezer
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>>216799277
because women are not proactive. you need to be the one that pursues them but not too keenly off the bat or you appear as desperate.
>but le mythical male model ripped chad archetype doesn’t need to do this!!!
tough shite, you do.
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>you lost a war to big birds
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>>216799277
>Not once has any one of them ever flirted/hit on me
Youre the man faggot. Show some initiative
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>>216799223
well no actually the problem is that i am deeply autistic and offputting
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>>216799293
cleaned almost my entire house and am probably on schedule (I: by the new bedding + febreeze, bedroom done; II: do the house )
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>>216799313
stop being a gay retard and make friends then
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>>216799283
love my mumberg's cooking, especially her desserts. She always brings me homemade brownies or cheesecake etc when she pops round. It's the single biggest thing I miss about not living with the 'rents any more
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>>216799303
Your testicles (2) have a warm little stable to sleep in and stay out of the rain when you tuck them in
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>>216799253
they love carrots too
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>>216799253
:)
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Even I talk to women at work and they tell me I'm funny and suggest I go out to work nights out etc because it "will be fun"
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>>216799253
sounds comfy. Take him some parsnips
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>>216798851
white blokes still upset over nigger sportsball
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>>216799277
What's working with women like? My workplace is a sausage fest.
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>people keep making posts
>0 replies
you're all bots
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Mousey's died
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>>216799327
oh brucie, and now you lost that argument as well lol
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>>216799336
boywife
boywife
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I get hit on all the time or used to. I also get NOT hit on and go mental like with horse things and they werent doing anything at all. it is just, its because its hot!
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>whats that rorke, you find me attractive?
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Detain. Deport.
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>>216799277
The weirdest for me is when you see toil women reacting warmly and openly to men who look the same as you or indeed are fatter, shorter, uglier, balder etc.

When I joined there was none of that from any of the women there. Day 1 people look at me like I'm a martian. I'm just standing there saying hello yet evidently something I'm doing unconciously, some aspect of my aura or appearance is causing every person I meet to be set on edge.
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It just dawned on me that this will be my first Christmas without my mum or her cooking :(
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>>216799277
Probably because they think you're shagging already. Women only flock to vulnerables or wankers
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>>216799361
>[thing]
>yeah I too [some incredibly boring post about some shit about my life please dont bully me with it even though I obviously want that]
parasite moment
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>>216799347
Yeah just make friends again after not having any for a decade!
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>>216799391
You tried getting a clue?
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>>216799403
Sorry to hear mate
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if you act like a confident loveable retard it’s very easy to get women to like you. once they feel safe and entertained around you, you can move towards shagging them or taking them on a date

being a neek in the corner worrying about the “right” thing to say is the worst thing you could do. Being all nervous and cautious.
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>>216799352
sounds well nice that
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need horse trainer gf (im horse)
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Older women at work say I make them feel young again and I honestly have no idea what that means
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>>216799377
scre
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>>216799320
you're right up to a point, I am playful with girls I like, make them laugh, compliment them, initiate touching, but I've yet to straight up ask them out. I was rather hoping they would at least make some sign they're up for it but I'm getting nothing, it's like you just have to jump and hope to god they're willing to catch you based on virtually no information except "vibes"
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A lot of girls were into me during my school, college and uni years but I was always retarded. Even when I kissed girls in clubs it always went nowhere.
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Confidence is important. If you're scared of talking to women it will put us off. You need to have confidence. Even if you act like a retard a confident retard is significantly more attractive than a creepy stuttering retard who avoids eye contact.
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>>216799415
not my fault you’re a nigel no mates is it
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>>216799424
would rather die to be quite honest with you
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>>216799391
Life's tough for us autistic fellas but as long as I have video games I'm ok
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Utterly mental how easy it is to get a gf. You just fake interest in whatever they like. It really is that fucking simple lads. Keeping a gf is the hard part but getting one is easy
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>>216799403
Comedy bit that

>Just realised this will be the first Christmas I won't get to enjoy my mums cooking
>Oh whys that?
>Well because shes dead
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good grief, soviet batman kicking supertalinman's arse right in front of tied up wonderman
that writer really didn't like superman
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Mental how easy it is to get (you)s with old /brit/ gimmicks on normie boards
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>>216799454
Why are you answering as if you're an actual woman? It's like a virgin giving tips on how to have sex, you don't know what being a woman is like so stop with the "us" shit
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Need robot GFs pronto
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>>216799439
you're in
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>>216799377
Hair like a big poo
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>>216799001
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this
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>>216799446
just fucking ask them mate, if you feel it’s right. no point waiting around forever for her to say “will you take me out”? If you leave it too long another bloke will come along and she’ll lose interest in you, and she won’t feel guilty because you never took the chance when it was there

Even if she rejects you, if you take it on the chin, and don’t even make a fuss or really mention it, have it just be another mundane event in your life, she may even reconsider. But if you get all up in arms and woe is me she will feel vindicated in her decision because it shows you’re a desperate loser that gets upset over danny (or lack thereof)
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>>216799361
do you talk over the headset next to customers? very rude if so
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>>216799361
I don't know if this is the case for you but for me when people say this type of thing to me at toil I become suspicious of their intentions.

In general my view at work is that most people dislike me so when someone buddies up to me, internally I'm thinking that while on the face of it they want me to come out because I'll have a laugh and I'll strengthen my relationship with them, inside I know that the real value of me going out is that the person who convinced me to go out has now secured a jester who can be made fun of in private with the rest of the toil cohort.

What they really want is the social credit points with the other normies for getting this loser (me) to come out so they can all laugh at me. They don't really want to be my friend. In fairness I have deep seated trust issues and am on the verge of paranoid schizophrenia at this point.
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what's that thing that a king holds when they're sat on their throne
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>>216799368
honestly it's great. The male/female balance is 50/50 where I work and they're mostly in the 25-35 bracket so every day I'm working closely with various friendly qts that usually have a lot of respect for me since I've been here 5 years. If nothing else it's done wonders for improving my social skills and self esteem
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mental how the enture modern world is a direct result of a plague in the 14th century
what if that one rat never got on the boat
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>>216799439
okay great grandpa
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fuck me went 4 speed 1 wit 1 pal card (not even the event link pal card), forgetting super creek card
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>>216799547
princess wand
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>>216799439
Some older woman at work asked me if I was getting her a present for Valentines Day once. I wish I had shagged her.
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>>216799525
Only if it's work appropriate. For example if something is damaged and I need a replacement I ask over the headset if anyone could get one for me

>>216799535
People can't really make fun of me. I laugh at myself so people can't really mock me at my expense.
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The trick to being social in this country is to act like the biggest mong you possibly can without coming off as actually disabled, the Joey Essex method as it were. As soon as you show any semblance of intelligence the normgroids get insecure and think you're an egoistic wanker. Social game in this country is retard olympics.
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>>216799551
What's the industry? Wonder if that's part of my problem.
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>pain iz a new sensation
>get uzed to eet
yea i'm stealing this for the next time i fantasize about fighting some bastard to who i irl timidly say "oh yea don't worry about it, no harm done haha"
that'll show 'em
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lol everyone ignored the "tranny"
yet another dogshit gimmick/personality that doesnt work. what a RETARD!
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>>216799569
He couldn't beat it (the mild inconvenience).
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>>216799253
I wish i had a horse friend
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>>216799584
ahaha thats class that mate
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>>216799535
you’re a gimp. why do you care about the opinion of normies at toil? why do you care about their gay little social hierarchies and games? Go out, have a laugh, get drunk, mock the faggot that was trying to make fun of you (within reason). Laugh at him. Refuse to play their games. Be a nuisance and a pain in the arse just to wind them up. That’s what I’d do. Instead of fretting like some schoolgirl over people at toil not liking you.
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done boiwifing for today, will do more tomorrow
now its time for a dark fruits x vodka (because those things are 4.4% thats a mixer)
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>>216799525
I hate that. Being served and the cute girl I fancy says something. Me all hopeful and exited with a big dumb smile 'What was that?' oh you're talking to your colleague. Fuck off cunt
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Feel like it's unfair to call him mousenonce
You can't really "nonce" a cartoon wife
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>>216799588
prison service
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>>216799623
neuroticism innit
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>>216799403
:(
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I don't work but the government and everyone else does for me
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>>216799629
Make your first ever friend tomorrow as well you dull incel cunt
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getting raped
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Like a typical charming mong thing you can do is say "I genuinely think the Earth is flat". The normgroids love that one. Another is talking about how you don't understand how the Moon/Earth/Sun orbit works. If normgroids cotton on to you understanding that they hate it because the average person can't even understand that.
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oh there is one more thing to do its taking a shower because I need to shit and will just shower for 2 days in a row (had to hoover anyway and I sweated in bed last night for some reason)
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>>216799646
>24k a year
tragic
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I use my friends as a coping mechanism. If I went out with any of the girls I knew in school I never would have met them. Butterfly effect innit?
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>>216799454
>us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g
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>>216799650
raped that boiwife up the arse
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>>216799637
right but he is literally a nonce though
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im just a little chimp in my wank cave
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>>216799650
pretty bizarre if you thought this positive post was mean
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my name is inigo montoya
i suck your penis
prepare to cum
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first thing they do when they build a prison on the moon or summit is ship me off there i bet
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Another one the normgroids love is if you tell them how much you don't read. They love revelling in how much they don't read and just mong out watching the telly instead or scrolling Tiktok. If they find out you read in your free time you will immediately be ostracized in 90% of social groups in this country
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>>216799584
>As soon as you show any semblance of intelligence the normgroids get insecure and think you're an egoistic wanker
me in my doomer arc, I'm still a doomer(an optimistic one) but keep it to myself
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>>216799623
>Be a nuisance and a pain in the arse just to wind them up. That’s what I’d do

This is what people do to me though. I don't want to be that person. I'm not interested in dominating other people or bullying them or making them feel bad about themselves. I have no interest at all in tearing people down to make myself look better.

I appreciate that banter is a thing but the way I am now as an adult is that I would rather not say something that could be misinterpreted negatively by the person.
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>>216799668
making money is easy. 24k pocket money is nice, I only get 12k
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>>216799165
She's at a hen do on rapey nigger island
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>>216799451
>>216799672
oh my days please move on you are a grown adult man. this shit is weird at best and sussy anyways
>>216799703
>XXKAY
chic-chocs, moon lodge!
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>>216799704
oh will you fuckin shut up you sad cunt, we get it you have no mates and hate the “normgroids”. Aren’t you like 27 or something? Get a fuckin life.
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>>216799694
OOOOOH
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>>216799646
Based if white
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>>216799646
based
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>>216799719
Rattled mong
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might get my deeply entrenched mind swayed by propaganda from the opposing side
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just away to my kitchen to make a cup of tea anyone want anything?
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>>216799663
reckon if i did this nobody would care and then they'd gossip about me being a mong later
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Is it another incels giving dating advice to other incels episode is it yeah? Smelly bedroom freaks telling you how to talk to women? Blind leading the blind is it yeah? LOL
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>>216799704
I've had younger colleagues actually gently mock me just for reading, like it's something I should be embarrassed about. The next generation is fucked
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>>216799704
dont tell a therapist you read scientific papers in your free time either (I was at the time, a lot)
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I’m actually only 5’8 so height wise i’m actually quite the player. Especially considering im a zoomer and tiny for my generation
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>>216799680
this you?
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>>216799752
cheese toastie
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choking the monkey, spanking the chicken, flicking the meat, beating the bean
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gold city would get it ingame and real life
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>>216799761
surprised you're posting here instead of swimming in fanny.
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>>216799775
MODS
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lmaoing at that millennial gimp sitting on his lonesome in the break room reading, then coming home to his wee message board talking about how the next generation is “fucked”
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>>216799775
:(
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>>216799761
I've already said I talk to many different women daily at my job, I'm hardly a social outcast
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>>216799807
LOOOOOL
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>>216799790
jacking a horse
jerking a horse
daniels on the horse
sleeping on a horse and "itching his belly" against the dirt
humping a horse
having sex with horses
equiine sex
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Imo normies like people with hobbies and interests. When I tell people I do taekwondo they seem interested and respect me. Much more so than some mong who spends their free time watching Love Island and Tikkytok
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>>216799767
Reading a wikipedia article on certain stuff would put you well ahead of most therapists. Good luck finding one who doesn't hear "schizophrenia" when you say "schizoid".
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losing weight is so much easier than gaining it
how do people eat so much in a day i don't get it
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>29 years old
>kissless and handholdless virgin aside from escorts, never had penetrative sex
>no friends for 11+ years at this point
>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online
>hobbies/interests are all solitary things
>poor social skills
>panic about being exposed as a virgin
>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected
>afraid to show my own personality around women
>parents never asked me about a GF
>filled with regrets and humiliation
>only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me (this was back in school)
>will never have a family of my own
>relatives similar in age to me are starting families
>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband
>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself
>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up
>given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute
>never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation
>tried using Bumble, never had a date
>getting ghosted by the Russian escort I couldn't get hard with despite her saying she'd see me again

What is the point lads? I have a job, can drive, not fat, no health issues etc but my social and romantic life is a complete failure. Genuinely don't even know how to fix it at this point. I just completely failed to develop socially once puberty hit.

I've got a meeting with an escort booked for this evening and I just don't care about it all.
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>>216799788
got two inserts on my breville the classic or the pannini grill which one do you wanat?
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>>216798887
got a day earlier in the year with 4 steps total
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i'm a social half-caste
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>>216799822
What kind of man would you go for, EW?
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>>216799775
don't Iike this webm please don't post it again :(
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and it lush
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toby popping off to amazon to buy a hardcopy cover of the last my little pony fanfic he read, getting upset when the deliveryman doesn't care
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>>216799822
yeah sure everyone respects a 30 year old fat transvestite doing jackie chan kicks and spins in a crumbling council leisure centre
embarrassment of an existence
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>>216799807
Bodied
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>>216799829
>Reading a wikipedia article on certain stuff would put you well ahead of most therapists
oh my days
no offense but I bet this is GRAET to hear in your job. probably -lots of their relationship with you
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>>216799822
youre a bloke who pretends to be a woman
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Just here to pick up a tissue. Already got one but I need another.
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>>216799775
not opening
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>>216799831
Is the escort fit?
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>>216799833
>>216799788
could absolutely go a beans & cheese toastie right now
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I find cocks aesthetically pleasing and sexy, but not the masculine hairy men attached to them.
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>>216799867
She has a nice body from what I've seen
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>>216799808
do you feel his pain?
now feel this
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>>216799853
We weren’t talking about you mate
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Hiding in my room whilst the parents have friends over downstairs.
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>No /3pm/
>No /EFL/
Dead webseite
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>>216799831
you’re just a cowardly gimp. either gain a clue or off yourself. either way stop bothering us, a grown man, with your inane romantic and social struggles.
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>>216799830
most fat mongs drink their calories. If you put away a 2L of full fat coke a day + a starbucks liquid cake you'll be well on your way to gaining weight

They call it full-fat coke because it's full of fat by the way. Love the term because it's accurate, all that fat in the juice.
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>>216799833
um, classic
with a bit of lea & perrins x
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People here really do be like "oh woe is me I'm so crippled by social anxiety that I'll never have a relationship" then go out and buy an escort.
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>>216799870
think a lot of people here are like this and it's only due to pavlovian conditioning with porn
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>>216799885
it not right
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my house is still a complete shithole, which says a lot
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What I like about mums in public is they're always leaning over and usually too busy to pay attention to how much you can look down their tops, or how much is showing.
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Religious people be like
>God exists because... he just does, okay?
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>>216799896
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>>216799856
Here's one for you:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_salad
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I also use multiple seasideMARK sayings at work and other people have started picking them up from me now lol.
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wanked so ferociously that i jizzed poo
pooed so ferociously that i spaffed arse
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hi
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>>216799912
I needa girl to pavlovian condition me to be a dog!
>>216799935
and my -respect now too if youre referring to my post with your link
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>>216799885
;_;
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Going to meet the long distance gf in a few weeks, she lives in another country. Absolutely bricking it and looking forward to it at the same time.
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is it morally wrong to take creepshots of women if they don't notice
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been so mind raped i cant even look at a pavlova without thinking of therapy
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>>216799901
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>>216799870
>>216799912
Cocks are objectively attractive though
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>>216799968
yes
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>>216799904
Yes I likely am cowardly.

>>216799910
There's really no connection. I actually don't really get anxiety any more. Most of the time I just feel lifeless.
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>>216799961
going to shag her up the arse?
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>>216799963
this but also :O
or O.O
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i wont let you
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EW rubbing himself in tuna brine and shite so he can be just like his idol seasidemark
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>>216799945
I do the “just ad me hair cut” one at work and now everyone uses it when someone comes in after having a haircut lol.
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>>216799883
How much p/h?
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>>216799957
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>>216799986
>.<
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>>216799569
mental that i can't buy a gun in this police state and kms easily
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>>216799979
right
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>>216800000
185
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>>216799831
come to india for a spiritual journey and you'll be a changed man, for the worse
seriously, why don't you date non-british women? reckon you'll have an easier time
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eryting gwan be irie
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>>216800010
um ktim hehe
I need a fursona BAD
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>>216799932
t. reads philosophy
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>>216799985
Probably just in the fanny to begin with
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Melt status: E
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I used the "looks like Elton John farted on it" line from /brit/ to describe a work mate's lunch once and the entire office erupted with laughter
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>>216799999
oh shit i saw that video yonks ago but only just realised it was seasidemark now you've said that
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>>216800025
>why don't you date non-british women
I would, gladly. idk how though.
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>>216800023
Adultwork? How much is the most you would spend?
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wow I really need a shit
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>>216799999
>>216800000
nice digits here
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>>216800058
chopped oompa loompa bitch
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gilf wonderwoman
corrrrr
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>>216800064
you could try interpals if it still has the same yields as it used to
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>>216799039
pooscreaming that is me?
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>>216800003
what's a typical French term of endearment? I'm trying to rizz up this Suisse girl I know
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accidentally said the word sperg out loud at toil once and could tell people didn't know what it meant but no one said anything
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>>216800064
no mates to sort you out?
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My vote? Walt Disney !!
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>>216800101
yh
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>>216800068
Easily £300 per hour for the right one

But honestly, depending on how it goes later, I might just give up. Maybe my fate is to never have sex.

>>216800094
I've considered that site, any good? I know bits of Russian.
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afternoon all
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>>216800094
I am weirdly nostalgic for Interpals, even though it's only been about 12 years.
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>>216800125

trannyn
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haven't seen much from BBC Verify the last few days
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>>216800115
He™ is voting economic libertarian
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so many grown working class adults on cocaine nearly every night, uncaring, acting like they’re still teenagers with social drama and emotions

the french revolution was a mistake. The peasantry aren’t meant to self govern. Certain people need masters to save them from themselves.
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>>216800110
depends on a lot of things
try "mignonne" old timey but eh, it works
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ok so that's a closeup of a cat's balls and bumhole
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>>216800114
Nope. Like I said above, I haven't had any friends since Sixth Form over a decade ago.
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>>216800182
howling at your shit life
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horse pussy
horse pussy
HORSE PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!
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>>216800125
back in the day it was, i've met several women from there, and know quite a lot of successful relationships that started on it.

>>216800141
>12 years
jesus christ has it really been that long
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>>216800110
forget what i said
you're english, she's swiss, you share one thing
hatred of us, build on that
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>>216800160
certainly every night there are people out there bashing gear but the way you've worded it sounds like they're all personally using daily, which isn't the case

people just get a bag for the weekend.
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The Ashes this week
We won't have Diego (he's hanged himself) but the rest of us can enjoy it ok
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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gold week in real life horsegirl pussy!
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A seasideMARK saying I frequently use at work is
>What the fuck's going on 'ere
For example if I walk into the warehouse and it's messy and disorganised I loudly exclaim that

I also use
>Lush
>All the way
>Get in
>Bacon bacon butty times
>Wow what a experience
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>>216800215
something funny cunt? something you’d like to share?
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>>216800125
Nah keep trying m8. Yeah if she were proper fit reckon i would spend up to £500 p/h
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>>216800162
OK thanks lad I will try and slip this in x
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>>216800206
We don't hate the French, that is a one-way hate (France towards England, rest of UK is irrelevant so just England)
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racist barn
racist barn
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>>216800222
everyone around you thinks you've got special needs
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Is interpals just for dating and that or can I find some people to chat to and help me learn other languages
sort of like in return for me helping them if they wanna learn english or runescape bosses
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>>216800222
>>What the fuck's going on 'ere
I bet you say it in a proper loud deep geezer voice too :)
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>>216800198
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>>216800259
kek
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>>216800259
LOL
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sir horse pussy
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>>216800206
really? I've known her for nearly 2 years and I don't remember her being critical of the French, in fact she's quite complimentary about French culture, food, etc
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>>216800240
usually she does alright but right is mogging and knows it
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>>216800283
>>216800283
>>216800283
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off out to the booze shop to buy some booze to satiate my evil incel thoughts
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>>216800141
Was on there nearly 20 years ago now, blimey
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>>216800154
Most obvious move would be to debunk the claims the Epstein emails implicate Trump
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>>216800160
I used to think my boss was really cool, confident outgoing guy until I discovered he was a cocaine user



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