Eat at a local Imbiss tonight. Get the garlic sauce. Have a cold 0,5L at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty Kneipe. Go somewhere you’ve already been to. Eavesdrop on someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the Schnitzel rare. Eat Spaghetteis. Have a Schnapps. Have two. Be closed to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but stare at them anyways. Eat fast. Complain to your server. Snitch on your friends. Snitch on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
Call me a goy but I miss him
>>216801294I never got the hype behind him, there were a lot of better traveling chef shows.
>>216801294I feel like if he hadn't khs back then, he would have by now.
>>216801614Well Zimmern is still the best>>216801644True
>>216801294Who is this, he looks like a vampire
>>216801294Eh he was a trust fund kid that abused drugs and ran his mouth like he was some kind of humanitarian. Then he up and killed himself, leaving his child to be raised alone by some dumb whore.Fucker can REST IN PISS. There's no place in this world for useless fuckers like him.
>>216801803Maybe I just miss being a happy kid
>>216801614comfy non-threatening fat bald man loving every bit of food that goes down his gulletvsmean pseudo-smart artsy fartsy pretender with an attitudeyeah it's pretty clear who wins
>>216802453>loving every bit of food that goes down his gulletThere was an episode in North Africa in which he tried fermented camel meat or whatever. He couldn't hide his disgust.
>>216802019We all do. I miss playing Pokemon Silver while half homeless in a car.
>>216801263>>216801294He is the posthumous king of /int/ you know
>>216802724We already have a king and it's not some pretentious fake chef
>>216802766>>>/pol/ is two boards down, buddy
>>216802776The Burger King is a much better role model than Andrew Bourdain simply by fact that he lives his life candidly. He doesn't make up some stuffy arrogant persona that he then bludgeons the public with, like it was a stick.
>>216802881/int/ is everything but candid lol. It's about pretending your nation is above all while typing the post in English in your mom's basement.
>>216802773Lame, should've kept the sunglasses on
>>216802453He hated walnuts and wouldn't eat them THOUGH. He also couldn't eat durian on the 3-4 occasions he was offered the fruit
>>216802914Okay that's actually true. I concede.
>>216802914Truke
>>216801263I've done all of that on every continent (except Antarctica). It gets old after a short while. You're just a wandering bum with no close connections, no goals, and no sense of direction, like a leaf blowing in the wind.Man was made to make things.
>>216803504>like a leaf blowing in the windYou’re Canadian doe.
