JUST A LOVELY FUCKING INNOCENT FUCKING NON-CANS edish
oh just fuck off rorke we're not in the mood for your shit
Is that cheeky del?
any of you formerly fat and became /fit/? Did it really make your life do a 180 or is that just cope?
I wonder if his gf looks like that Swedish girl with that fat arse in that silver dress who gets posted here sometimes
im fine
>>216804328I lost 10 kg last year but, I put it all back on again [and more]
>>216804282the AI girlfriend robot in 10 years before she fires a laser that slices me in half and ends my misery
>>216804276>cans>bokklesLad, this was supposed to be aa non-cans edishDon't be tempting Canslad
saw bob vylan live before he was famous
>>216804362ktimthink i might just give up and become a proper fatty
Reckon every time I leave the house I get a wee bit more demented.
My name is Matthew
>>216804328At 16 I was 118kgNow at 22 I’m 73kgI do feel more confident walking about but that confidence vanishes whenever it comes time to take my top off in front of someone because I’ve got loose skin on my belly which is just the worst
>>216804332that girl is finnish, and sadly not that big of an arse
Is it weird to go to a carvery place on your own? I've never been to one and dont know how it worksand are you allowed to take a bag or something to bring things home with you? because the place near me lets you have unlimited vegetables so does that mean I can take what I want?
>>216804356is she traumatised by the Manchester attack or is it some Hollywood sex exploitation thing that got to her
>>216804362>>216804381*squeezes your tits*
>>216804332
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
My bio on the apps>I am nice to cats and mean to women. You will want to kill me within ten minutes of knowing me. Yes, the numbers are above six x Catches their attention at the very least
>>216804395can't you get surgery for that?
>>216804411couldn't get my knob past all that
>>216804400that's the semaglutide
>>216804411She's Polish
>>216804425mine was >i will beat youit worked
>>216804398NoNoNOFUCKING WHAT THE FUCK DON'T FUCKING STEAL SHITE YOU RET ARDED CUNT, lad
>>216804398>Is it weird to go to a carvery place on your own? No completely normal :)>and are you allowed to take a bag or something to bring things home with you?Yeah I tend to bring a few tupperware and fill them up to last me a few days>because the place near me lets you have unlimited vegetables so does that mean I can take what I want?Yeah definitely in fact it's a legal requirement whenever they use the word unlimited
Deport all men
Fuck it getting the bottles in
>>216804440Can but I’m broke
>>216804446she's also fat
corrrrrrrrrr proper luv nordic big batty gyals me
>>216804425cringe
>>216804460Lol I'm not remotely surprised. They love "ironic" admissions
knobkins looks like a baby bird in a nest
>>216804397Show her then
toby walking into the carvery, shoveling vegetables into a plastic bagscreaming about his name on the sign so it means he can take the sprouts
you say you rep E3 but you're never there
>>216804505get it locked up
>>216804328no one thing will make your life do a 180 but going from fat to thin will turn it around more than almost any other single thing will
>>216804369Yeah I was supposed to actually do shit today. I have not
>>216804411She makes bbc focused porn
>>216804501Girls when swiping left on your profile
>>216804425>>216804460Yeah? Don't believe you
>>216804505feed it a meal worm
>>216804411would need a proper Saturn V mandingo meat missile to give her what she deserves
>>216804470how much does it cost? I'd probably get on that at the earliest possible convenience
right thats me on the cans and bokkles
>>216804517as if ar tobes eats veggies
>>216804537corr
>>216804511um
roaring out me arse
>>216804541I don't have a dating profile. I meet women irl like a real man
>>216804547Between 5k and 10k
>>216804550Getting 4 of the big bokkles me
>>216804464Thanks. I wouldn't take the piss but if it's unlimited I want to get my money's worth
nth for the holodem
>>216804550>>2168045762 worthless incels. Get the train (you cannot drive) and lose your virginities to one another.
really worked up a stinky stink in my sleep last night :3 stinking of vinegar
Do you think he swallowed?
>>216804603Bizarre post
>>216804398Indian mindset
Corr, Toby Carvery is open on christmas day
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.
>>216804564You have to, you can’t just tease the lads like that
corrrrr blimey!
>>216804632but enough about your group chat
in la-la -land
>>216804632yet you come back everyday
just ate 4 slices of bread (cheese sandwiches)
Does Toby Carvery do vegan roasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auEWAHEEEYYYYY
it's not a immigrants problem rorkeypops, it's a men problem
Haven't seen much of carlybender lately. Hope they're okay
sir asinine soliloquy
>>216804664yeah they call you a faggot and tell you to leave
>>216804644me, with gf or getting fucked (raped though)
How do I stop being a Leftypol?
Oof big Ozzy getting the Dr Phil treatment. Shit is hard going. His mind is already fucked from all the booze and drugs
>>216804644MACHIIIINE
>>216804700why are you leftypol
toby cameron
state of the ugly trollop presenters doing strictlywhat happened to the fit blonde slag
>>216804688wahey
Toby's Carvery
>>216804707ozzy died lad
Doing a laugh at Jeremy Corbyn todayHis party is imploding because all the pakis are transphobic and don't think he hates jews enoughHe will never be PM hahahahaha
Sir Toby Carvery
>>216804575that's hot completely horrifying do turkey do discounts like with hair and teeth?my old teacher got his teeth done in the czech republic and said it was dirt cheap
>>216804700Walk around and use public transport in inner cities at night while white. If that doesn't do it you're terminally cucked
>>216804731they're so butters omds
>>216804731Tess daly is an absolute lengerz you weird cunt
if i don’t clean out the pipes regularly i get wet dreams, if i get past the wet dream stage i get gay dreams then finally gay wet dreams
>>216804751That's okay the utterly mental rat-face gay jew in charge of the greens will mop them up
claudia looks like my mum but much fitter
I'm not "transphobic" I just don't believe that people are a gender that isn't their genetic and genital gender at birth
Get in ladsMy newly purchased first home has increased in value by 24k
>>216804788you ever shagged her up the- nvm
Just heard the fat cunt next door cumming
>>216804794Ok well go tell them directly in /soc/ or the Jancord and stop being a coward all your life
i'm based
>>216804805enough about your mum
My girlfriend has gone home this weekend and the way I've spent my day has me feeling like I belong back with you losers and reprobates. Good to see that very little has changed.
>>216804820you sound bloody woke
>>216804805You the lad with a fat bint neighbour that you can hear playing with her fanny through the wall?
>>216804685wish i could wake up next to a girl one day
might go see wicked: for good and see what this tiny cocked incel twat keeps harping on about
>>216804717Idk I guess it just happened over time, I used to be a chud >>216804765I live in the whitest area in New England
oh it lush
>>216804664yeah but it's steamed vegetables and gravy
>>216804779greens will implode and join corbyn's party
im going to the whorehouse to go get do ketamine and be monged out and be fucked by women
>>216804847too many peas
>>216804847Where's the meat?
>>216804847State of those potatoes
>>216804847phoar
advice: don't watch/listen to the actual thing, go on youtube and find the best moments montage. save yourself a good chunk of time to work on projects.
you need to watch wicked part 1 first
>>216804847a screenshot of an imagefucking thick cunt
I support Hull city
>>216804860how do they carve that then is it in a gelatinous blob
it was implied that I would also watched wicked too
>>216804892
>>216804907kek
>>216804632Screaming out me arse, if you will
>>216804907ermwank material I suppose, lad
What am watching
>>216804902better safe than sorry x
>>216804847peng
>>216804892how the fuck did that knock him out
was it fuck
>>216804956Isn't that the Bill Clinton Game Awards lad?
>>216804956NothingYou're busy boring 4chan
>>216804907bizarre paedophile
>>216804639He posted a panty shot of her before, the body is solid but no one's seen the face obviously. What we do know is that he takes care of her horse so that it can service her after work, he then locks her clean afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qvJ_xkKug
>>216804907scmraung
>>216804965going to make this post desu so that all the girls here get AI telling them how to impress me on a date
>>216804965he looks like he fingers kids
Fucking BORED
>>216805008It's not a picture of your dad mate
>>216805008not illegal is it
catty little slut
3rd wank of the day, 4th wank of the weekend down
PS5 status?
need a girl to give me LSD although it would be dangerous because of my autism strength and her weak feminate strength if I have a bad trip
any gamers in?
>>216804892>>216804972glass chin and the perfect swift hit
>>216805040On my 7th personally
right next year im going on dietbeen getting fatter and fatter recently
>>216805040Not wanked in 2 days, don't feel the urge
>>216805046You need to leave your bedroom more like
>>216804985> He posted a panty shot of her beforeSeriously?
>>216804965love how oblivious men are sometimes
>>216805092Swede, do your thing!
all the bazzas going mental webm get in barry
>>216804362ktim but a good 15+
>>216804976It is. He’s very funny
>>216804965>(no basement dwelling for me!)he was dwelling in a basement 10 minutes ago
>>216805080true. cant find a girlfriend whilst in my bedroom. got to go outside to get that
>>216805081they were boxers actually, not panties
wish i wasn't such a fanny
How do you know if you've maxed your ISA for the yearthink i might've miscalculated
mad how the zoomers are now getting old too
>>216804328i've become cuter that's for sure
dinner is served!
I just drove from Enfield to Rugby in 58 minutes
Just drove myself mad in 58 minutes.
>>216805182gazcatcho!haha feel free to use that one
going to bed
>>216805208thats hot
um
>>216805102they're prob autistic but I wouldn't knock them down a peg, better a confident optimist than a doomer
>>216805182right well he wouldnt be allowed anywhere near a kitchen with his hair out like that so it isnt real
>>216805212looks like borscht to me
today's filmtoil
>>216805183I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground. He went from Barking to Tooting in 40 minutes
And the very latest from Mousey?
>>216805248woke shite
got to go do 2 more uma careers before bed
Sisterberg baked a cake :D
>>216805183ChatGPT says you would’ve had to have driven 85-90mph the entire way.
>>216805241you've borscht to be kidding me!
>>216805248Sad when he kills himself at the end
>>216805260he said the pokemon elected him king or something
>>216805272cor did you fuck her? I want to fuck her I know you didnt fuck your sister. coward
Lads i'm feeling exceptionally depressed. I suppose i've been here before but I don't know that its ever been quite so bad. I've felt that empty depression. I've had times of immense grief. This is something in between. I feel depressed and emotional. Even drugs aren't really helping anymore. I watched a scene in a tv show almost a week ago and it's been playing on my mind since.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfP5mykP6iMI just rewatched the scene and feel like crying.Honestly not sure what to do. I can usually ride out a depression and it's always eased up in time. A few weeks or so is often enough, sometimes a month or two. But this time it's been going on for a few months and I just can't shake it. In fact it's seemed to keep getting worse. I need to gain a clue but don't know how.
>>216805178>ISAwhich one, x86, arm, ppc, mips..
>>216805163Why did I miss this?
>>216804907God's work
>>216805306yeah okay mate
Theory: the reason 4chan dislikes Reddit is jealousy. On Reddit I see stories from Brits who have good jobs, spouses, and kids. People on 4chan wish they could have this (hence "tfw no gf" and "plap plap get pregnant" etc).
upsie aha
going to have another 3 or so shots of vodka. want to go do heroin
>>216805326it was 5 years ago
>>216804892WW1 (colourised)
>>216805364junkie bastard
>>216805372I think you’re just trolling me now
>>216805354people on reddit somehow manage to be more unstable than here
feeling battered
>>216805306glass of water you sound dehydrated
tfw no gay bf
me on a me morotbike
world war poo
>>216805183Haha I know who you are
>>216805402theres nothing wrong with heroin
>>216804632Post something non-stale then>Me???????
>>216805298wtf no and she’s 17 chud
>>216805407ok thanks
>>216805403it’s notposted about like a week or so ago and some anon had saved the pic, reposted it and told me it was 3* years ago (not 5)
for fuck sake rorke go brush your teeth
>>216805434thats legal age incel
and the very latest from carlybender?
we love to boogie
tomato sauce is undeniably goated
undeniedly
>>216805455brushing your teeth is a myth and youd ont need to do it with a constant stream of sugar replacing the biofilm, o algo sugar is good for your teeth (but probably not the rest of the body I will admit) I am not a dentist
>>216805497*rorke drops to his knees and starts bawling*
>>216805497>you're not allowed to complain about immigration because of consumerismoh the irony
everybody wants to be my enemy!
>>216805472out shagging
if there's someone you shouldn't listen to when it comes to dental hygiene it's mousey
done him
>>216805555ummy
>>216805473
>>216805559foden ummy
>>216805554he has been anally violated
>>216805178the provider normally has a tracker or should be able to tell you. I think if you go over it they'll tell you and send it back
>>216805448Post it lid
>>216805554rorke in tatters
>>216805565>non animated giffuck off
Anyone watching the Scotland game?
>>216805594i have 3 ISAs across 2 providers and vanguard makes it impossible to find the needful information
>>216805620yes
>>216805554
>>216805554does this lad ever talk to men or is it just a berate women podcast
poden (pony foden)
>>216805628just sum up the contributions made since aprilnot difficult is it
rorke...your phone was made in china, right?and your car, right, was made in germany, yeah?and your coffee... yeah, your coffee was made in colombia?so tell me again... why exactly do you hate foreigners?
>>216805628works on my vanguard machine
>>216805679small difference between importing goods and importing people, leftpol
what the hell is tg jones?
>>216805679done that bloody wankpuffin up like a kipper!
>>216805721yeah, right, so if ahmed moves in right, what's the problem?scared of some spicy food, is it?
>girl is nice to me>imagine my life with herwhy do I do this
>>216801726pasta munching cunt making fun of you lot
I'm playing an English point & click adventure game set around the early 1900's and the posh MC greets NPC's with 'good day'. But I was under the impression that 'good day' was formerly used in parting only and mostly still is even today. Amirite?
my ISA allowance is like £21,500
>>216805751loneliness innit
>>216805739they need a better logoi could make one more interesting than that shite
>>216805751ktim I still think about the girl I did a group project with once in uni
>>216805756good day sir!
>>216805739whsmith
>>216805739knockoff whsmiths
>>216805751find it impossible to even imagine that without something going wrong quickly so I don't even daydream
>>216805772I'm sure I read a quote by Churchill mocking a Czech diplomat for greeting him with 'good day'
>>216805780fucking vaporised that racist cockwomble
>>216805810well to be fair churchill was never much of a friend to the czech people was he
>>216805756it can be both
yep im farting again
onyx vigoroustimmy 7% apr
>>216805780doubt rorke can withstand this brutal ravage
had enough
is this enough weekly to learn a language
>>216805859Got lost in the game, oh baby baby
>>216805780the most raped man alive
>>216805899yes
>>216805780violent bashing
>>216805554enemycharlie had andrew and his wife seething, never seen him so pissed
>>216805780But mbobolo mbushligjisyiujiimuhammed who arrived 7 minute ago is british
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216805780>That surnameI really shouldn't say it.
Fuck the jews
>>216805939yes.
nigger
>>216805977Not going out tonight incel?
making my shit music in ableton aren't I
>>216805985he never goes out
happy for richard
>>216805925*
>>216805919Ok good thanks
>>216805898*gives you a hug*
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dm-_hsde0K8NOOOO I will get her pregnat
keep thinking about them in their school tights
>>216806039i'm in love xx
so how can you tell whether someones stating their real opinion or theyre just larping / baiting ?
went to the cemetery and accidentally made myself cry looking at headstones of infants
>>216805981
>>216806084if they start overcompensating with their larping/baiting it means their original opinion of how they earnestly feel and now they're so upset with you for calling them a spastic that they're trying to make a fool out of you
>>216806088why did you do that then?
>>216806114because I live next door to a cemetery and thought I'd just have a nosey around on my way back from Tesco
>>216806128>>216806128>>216806128Lads, I had no choice
nigger nigger
raped by the jan
well that's canslad done
>>216806088It’s ok they’re in heaven
sc
>>216806222>>216806222>>216806222
kek
there he is, done in, again
>>216806237
oh my days
>>216806258>>216806258>>216806258
>>216806251>>216806251>>216806251
canslad tried to make the new thread, janny he said noooo, nooo, no
he does it even on christmas day
>>216806275>>216806275>>216806275
3-2-1 and canslad is down for the count
>>216806268>>216806284Sorry desperate to fit in losers, we aint using these x
>>216805757Tax man reading this then sprinting to the tax evasion squad, who begin loading rifles and donning tactical gear
>>216805739Is Lycos broken?
