Memento mori edish
where is she ... :c
>Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!SCREAMING
>>216810520just remembered l invented this>>216810652cor would love to suck her cock
>>216810917sort of makes sense why carlybender says it any time a trannois is posted
Emma Watson's gassy bum subedition.
>>216810892>the worldly man is twice the breadth of the man of godKINO! KINOOO!
>>216810937Makes me think you're a bender.
>>216810937why do all these troons get to have big knobs and i just have a 4 inch pecker
is THIS the thread?
oh hes on his botnet posting ugly blokesfantastic
>>216810937CWLTSHC
>>216810950ever shown it to a woman?
only the fit ones
not very ladylike is it?having your massive knob out on display
that is a fit one you tasteless whelp
>>216810937cockmogs me by lightyears
hath cami unsheathed thy princess wand yet?
tranny cock discussion on a saturday night? yeah
>>216810967its been inside multiple womenbut not in the last 10 years or so
Purchased one of these bad boys so that I can play games on my phone with my Xbox controller properly, get innnn
>>216811002FONT
>>216810955ough
reckon i would kms if my knob was less than 6 inches
>>216811004and i thought i was a massive virgin
umabomber
>>216810501Nah, think about it sometimes, but that's where poo goes.>>216810508Should be enough for plenty leftovers. Not sure what to do with it. Duck sandwiches, could go get pancakes.
>>216811064reckon it's time for a wig, methinks
right well that's a fit tranny in need of a good shagging
So lonely it hurts to live.
>>216811004Hope you swing your body and your phone pops right out across the room and smashes to buggery
me when i'm fine
The threads
>>216811121/b/ is such a shithole
Yer mum off to the Pink concert with her female “friend”
>>216811142mine did do this except it was bjork
>>216811161Didn’t think Bjork would like Pink
*Shushes giggling cameraman and sneakily castrates leftypol at the /brit/ sleepver*
>>216811142I went to Oasis with my mum and brother.
softlaunching my cock into carlybenders anus
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO_uNJkiQsk
Donald poo
>>216811051why do people glaze that incoherent schizo dude nearly killed a kid for being too close to his cabin
Sir Black Bastard
gay if you wouldn't
>>216811230https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22the%20new%20eitch%22/order/asc/You've been at this for over two years you utter sad case, shilling for this mong who has no idea who you are. Kill yourself.
Need her to fart straight up my nostrils.
>>216811262Probably the man himself
sex havers report in
Can't wait to see Shona McGarty in the shower
>>216811271Reckon she wafts her farts with that bat, lad?
>>216811230why is he from the Midwest but saying wethat's like me saying we in Serbia
>>216811181Lol
>>216811184if someone actually did that to your balls whilst you were asleep, reckon you'd lose your balls?
>>216811292you'd lose your sack in the sack!
but you know I would disqualify him from angloness just by his German surname, because there's a fair few Hansard surnames in London etc. still today, it's just that he insists on a yankee accent
Downton AbbeyorHarry Potter
Boxing is fucking boring
>>216811320Who
*wouldn't, though the face is perhaps a bit Slavic, a bit continental
Shall be "hitting the hay" as they say in England
>>216811282its a paddle you mong
>>216811335Veitch>>216811230tho Donovan is a Leitch, so maybe I'm wrong
Atheism has to meet the protest of the heart as well as the argument of the mind of mankind. It must be judged not only by theoretical but by practical arguments, in its relations either to the individual or to a society. Voltaire himself, speaking as a practical man rather than as a metaphysician, declared that if there were no God it would be necessary to invent one; and if the analysis is only carried far enough it will be found that those who deny the existence of God (in a conventional sense) are all the time setting up something in the nature of deity by way of an ideal of their own, while fighting over the meaning of a word or its conventional misapplication.
>>216811360Ever shag God up the arse?
>>216811360>Atheism has to meet the protest of the heartat the lack of daddy's big ape-dick?
>>216811355It’s a fart wafter, ACTUALLY
poo
anyone here ever played padel? tempted to give it a bash but it's bloody expensive
Boy George chained me to a radiator and kicked the shit out of me
>>216811428Play Wii sports tennis
>>216811250qrd?
Ah, you meant the unabomberThought you originally meant the umposter freakDismiss my inquiry x
How do I politely tell a female colleague to fuck off and not text anymore because she is fucking annoying and baits me for attention and only messages me when she wants something?
How much you fellas spend on OnlyFans a month?Me? Technically 0, but I give a "cosplayer" €18 a month via Patreon and she knows it's because I wank to her.
Uptown fuck my buttSaid uptown fuck my butt
>>216811479yea i misread my bdidnt know it was an innocent gimmique
Sir Nigel Benn!
I just realized that because I am no longer an incel I can't like American Psycho anymore...
>>216811428I'd paddle yer mum
>>216811488do something to give her the ick, like bending down to tie your shoes
>>216811489why don't you just use your 20 grand AI mac pro to generate porn instead of using onlyfans
>>216811230anti-communist complains about the consequences of capitalism
um
>>216811488Send her a pic of you tucking into a large plate of corned beef and pickled beetroot
>>216811540he's a very confused young man isn't he?
>>216811491ummy
glowies have genetically alter tics and now if they bite you you'll become allergic to meat
>>216811540You're very retarded
>>216811525You know what's crazy is I actually do generate videos of her being like "Where's my $18 anon?" because I'm not allowed to stop paying her.https://files.catbox.moe/614ukc.mp4
>>216811515Silly catberg
>>216811523She thinks acting flirty means I'll do stuff for her at work. When I'm reality I'm doing it just because I felt like being a nice person.It's my fault, it's like feeding a seagull or giving money to the homeless. She now ghosts me, messages me, act sweet and then ghost me again. If I block her I'm sure there'll be drama.
>>216811587Perhaps next time you could generate yourself a fucking clue
>>216811489Canslad, you have a good job right? Instead of wanking you could try to find a woman in real life to go out with
got the football on
>currently playing:>T H E * B E A T L E S - Abbey Road - FULL ALBUM (1969)It's honestly a bit shit.Never listened to it before.
>>216811540hmm there are some NSFW images within this image
>>216811587lmao
>>216811622I can throw a 40 yard spiral on a dime. Thoughts?
sir justin lee collins
its called football because theyre on footjust like footballand footballand football as well
>>216811622ah yes 10 seconds of play two minutes of ads
I give off Rockstar Vibes
>>216811540bizarre they have amarnites on thereheil mikka :333
Remember having nickelodeon on and it was like Sister Sister then Keenan and Kel and then Moesha one after another. Dad asked if it was “just all darkies on this channel or what”.
got some ferraro rochers that ive put aside for festivitiesbut im tempted to crack them open now and gobble the lot on me today
>Shows up to your Christmas party wearing this with a straight face
doing a moo deng poo peng sir keir starmer grey squirrel gay porn dance in my smelly evil incel dungeon to the armored core formula front soundtrack
>>216811587fucking hell you need to be euthanised
don't want to go on this datenot one bit
>>216811587
Wonder what happens in Guyana
>>216811704>He's spending €18 a month in a way I don't agree with, he must be killedI'll pray for you anon.
isnt it mental i can jump in a big tin and 45 minutes later be in an entirely new city across a body of water that would've taken days or weeks to cross in olden times?
>>216811712so lemme set the sceneit's two in the afternoon and 34 degreesthe harsh Queensland summer heatHas me sweating buckets on the street
Sir Alexander Caedmon Karp
God is actually real, and he's a deceased Roman Catholic with a deep, moody spiritual love for nature
There were some decent birds on that Brainiac show
>>216811142I don’t get it
he should be allowed meth vodka
know what's a nightmare lads? being very very tall and going to a concert. everyone fucking HATES you.
>>216811751aye, thaila zucchi was a stunner
:>
Wowwwww look at all those “of Wales” and not a single one of those cunts are Welsh
>>216811778Don't go to a concert then, problem solved
scandinavia seems like heaven on earth
>>216811741This would have done numbers on Facebook back in the day
>>216811801imagine 1-7 just spontaneously combust and the nonce is the only one left
>>216811808it is
>>216811824you been?
i have like 8 bank cardsevery new bank card = 30 more amazon prime trial daysi have 150 SIM cards and 3 passports. matter fact, i have no passports, at all
*gulp*errrr....
right that's a chicken
>>216811827hang on is that a... no nevermind it's a cockerel
>>216810892Finished.What did you finish today, /brit/? Did you watch a bit of footy? Ignorant slaves stay RIGHT in your place.AHAHAHAHHHHH
>>216811827 >>216811092
>>216811837>i have [...] and 3 passports. matter fact, i have no passports, at all
I killed an Irishman in January 2003. (self-defense)
>>216811820They are all nonces
what was his endgame with 150 sims and 6000 amazon boxes
>>216811837his intelligence is simply on another level.
>>216811882er no
>>216811865
>>216811835no but my mum is scandi so i know how it isno browns, social democracy for only whites, beautiful countryside
>>216811827>>216811837ratpedo
>>216811801King Charles III is honorary Welsh. I've seen that episode of The Crown when he went to Wales in 1969 and learned Welsh for his speech and won over even the most ardent nationalists.
>>216811911wonder if they make lil itty bitty wigs for her!
>>216811918cancer negative 4 americans parasite cancer
>>216811920good ep that
So right about now the nightclubs are winding down as everyone heads home after a night of dancing.Meanwhile you wasted another Saturday evening on /brit/.
was planning on getting drunk and sad but instead I'm just drunk and numb
why doesn't jason post here :(
>>216811918this is the parasite on a vpn btw
on the rum and cokes ...
>>216811920He never learnt Welsh, we all saw that when he did his speech here after becoming king.
>>216811950nightclubs are shit, i'd rather go to a gig
>>216811974Save one for me...
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>>216811877Mate of mine claims he threw a Roma to his death down a gorge back home in the Balkans after he sexually harassed his mother and sister, and I believe him.
not been drunk once in 2025
>>216812041ktim
>>216811950>nightclubs winding down at half past 11
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22THE%20ART%20OF%20CELEBRATION%22/country/be/
>>216811950do you think places shut at midnight?
why she hate brown folx so much
When I've achieved my physical health goals I am going to buy 3.5g of cocaine, twelve cans of cider, and two packs of cigarettes and I am going to get fucking blasted for a day straight
>>216812041you said you were drunk when you went out for pints with your grandad though
at the copa, copa shabana
>>216812041months ago i was drunk in love but not anymore
toby
umbunny harem
>>216812080was tipsy but it wore off in half an hourhave 0 interest in alcohol
>>216811935One of the best. I think in hindsight the first cycle is my favourite but the 3rd series is the strongest individual. Aberfan, Charles' Wales speech, and the Moon landing were all exceptionally strong episodes. Wilson was my probably my favourite PM portrayal in the show. >>216811975He learned rudimental Welsh in 1969 as depicted but you can hardly blame him for struggling to speak with fluency 50 years later, its not like he has ever had a daily use for it.
missing parts of my brain and pysche that are integral to being human, which makes me a part of a sublineage related to humans but not in the same genus
Doin a niggaflip
>>216812109I've been drunk every day this week ecept today (the key between z and c is still broken)
>>216812121you is me......
>>216811950>nightclubs are winding downt. never been to a nightclubits not even midnight yet, peak clubbing is 11pm-2am and only after that the wind down starts and in some places lasts till almost dawn.
Well that's a tad cringe isn't it
i drink almost every day because my life is grim as all hell
>>216812130don't replace it xx
swing that mouse bussy over here toby
>>216812159genuinely think welshmong must be underageb&
>>216812179why not
toby in short cut jeans >~~<
wank then bed
Picture of Domenic “Baby Dom” Grande, current Philly captain (c. October-November 2025)
>>216812187it's silly lol upsie xx
>>216812205stop posting the kissespissing me off nowit worked a bit earlier and then it just stopped again
>>216811970Rorke posting this on X and having a chuckle to himself
they made a video about my smelly bedroom, have they?
>>216812182Why am I a mong
Went to a Christmas market today and the number of stalls selling blatantly AI generated images plastered on tote bags presumably manufactured in sweatshops made me sad
Grabbing leftypol by the throat, then recoiling in disgust when he lets out an effeminate yelp of pleasure
right that's the purple one eating a cookie :3
that shit stiraght up bibo aavatar
I'm Columbo
believe thats against the rules
>>216812269dunno, praps your mum drank when she was pregnant
>>216812291No answer properly
i have a body like that except smaller cock and no tits
I will remember
right well that's someone inside the plaza, truro gender netural toilets during the wicked for good premiere
>>216812305Imagine biting that off and spitting it out a car window
quite posting tranny willies you nonce
>>216812317SEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>cocaine is £36 a gram nowUmm, what? Holy shit lol
SO YOU DRINK YOUR GIN AND DROWN YOUR SORROWDON'T EXPECT A TOMORROWWASTING AWAY, AIN'T NO WAY TO SAYTHAT YOU'RE SORRY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWHTsUVffKw
there are no gender neutral toilets there and ill be watching in plymouth cineworld imax
wonder what catberg thinks of me
need them on hrt so they get a nice plump pair of tits and their cock gets smaller and I can roger their arse
>>216812364>their cock gets smallernot possible!
>>216812364me when l see rorke walk by
>>216812369it's a human right
>>216812336I get somewhat diluted cocaine at about 45 PS per gram but so what
listening to a jap doing that metal growling and screeching feels weird
>>216812388This is 90% and it used to be £60 a gram, down to £55 a gram when you buy 3.5g. £36 is insane.
>>216812397sure he isnt Mongolian?
>>216812358try putting some milk on your balls to see if it licks them
I am sorry to disappoint my Irish and polish ancestors but I like to smoke weed lift weights and eat like a horse
nth for the holodem
>>216812397There is nothing wrong with Sigh.
mad
drugs are bad, mkay
>>216812430all current political events belong where?
The Hollywood Reporter currently predicts Ariana Grande to win the ‘Best Supporting Actress’ Oscar.
>>216812420hold the fore month
>>216812409haha>>216812426i dont know who that is these people are called dir en grey
>>216812430all a big stage play
>>216812430what's this about then
>>216812438that's old fake news... it goes in /his/
stop the yachts not the boats.
>>216812406well London is a major seaport and I'm in Sclavenia Barbarorum quod provincia ignota est so that checks out
stop them both nigga
>>216812460bubba
>>216812460Trump been sucking bill clinton's willy they say
Big Beautiful Bill
>>216812453There's a few of them - the usual Japanese application of mild autism and hard work to inserting hooks and unexpected influences into aggressively unpalatable music.
>>216812471yachts are boats
>>216812514yachts gotta be kidding me!
>>216812502alri -v
>>216812529
like a mcdonalds chip but half the length
coorrrrr get in !!!
>>216812052Do they not need a good night's sleep before church?
>>216812557kebab girl
the one ring wouldnt corrupt me
>>216812555roaring in a nigger's face
>>216812555
>>216812555scrambling
>>216812578>>216812579>>216812583my orbitit's sideways
get the young fitties posted
>>216812529>yachts last week I was at the local French supermarket and apparently they were playing the American chart topper of 1977, Steely Dan, Michael McDonald, Fleetwood Mac, and I realized I had four of the songs they played in a row on my playlist. What have I become?
>>216812555scemjongteongtong
pink satin until the circulation cuts off
lets see if l an down a pint
have you ever been to pantomime
>>216812529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8am notstill has me in tears
nonce botnet avatar flag being a nonce as usual
>>216812612yea go as a family every year
almost a whole month since the injury still cant walkit's over nigga!
how is my ban still up for another 5 hourswho was posting furry porn from my device at 5am
:)
very depressed, dont know what i want to do in life because every scenario i envisage i think i might like ends up being bleak or unobtainable in reality
Scientiam ad astra mittamus.
>>216812646:)
>>216811509Eubank was stuck in the mud
Quite sad that my only excitement related to Christmas that I will be doing cocaine on Christmas eve, but that's my life isn't it
>>216812612Yeah at Christmas
>>216812502haha i thought it was alriare you the guy who recommended me hakeni think theyre brilliantso much good shit out there these days
>>216812612Yeah
saving an absurd amount of money not being able to walk these past 4 weeksno costasno £8 lunchesno £13 a day train fare to toil
>>216812648more like 'exterminatus ad astra militarum' amirite?
>>216812681If I did, it was quite a while agoBrb, gonna go insert myself in Andy Thomas' live and resurrect BCI.
black lives matter
>>216812700er no
>>216812700lol no
>>216812692but your social life must have taken a big hit from it
not funny
>>216812695smells of astral mittens
>>216812324Audible gif
>>216812722why wont this load for me
>>216812735webm brokegifchads warned us
>>216812703>>216812706take a knee!
>>216812430Umm
>>216812722
ERRR EMMMM OOOOOIO AHHHH
>>216812761hhehe
just making noises now are we
>>216812612OH NO I HAVEN'T!
>>216812719Kant said that he most delighted in his innate sense of morality that he got from the starsthere, you snobbish britposter, you
got the fractals animations on
>>216812785>scatshop
you use a nonce website to spam poo porn
>>216812805tbf it could be worse
>>216812795Kant said a lot of things, 'Can' was rarely among them.
>>216812785
Why d'ya have to be so cute?It's impossible to ignore youMust you make me laugh so much?It's bad enough we get along so wellSay goodnight and go
>>216812795"Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the more often and more steadily we reflect upon them: the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me"
Will never stop being insane to me that there are little Indonesian men carrying two or three times their body weight in sulphur out of the crater of a volcano and make from it barely a fraction of a percent of the money a woman who poos herself online makes.
>'The worst possible situation': Tehran only has a few days of water left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQzlASN6lowould give the world for her to call me young man
Where is it
call of duty black nigger penises 7
We should start calling Iran persia again
the motherberg just called me an incel groyperwhat do brit?
where is it
>>216812973Punch her
>>216812978up your bumhole
am french, i can't do it
listen i'm not making it
>>216813008>>216813008>>216813008
>>216812989never ever hit a woman
