Love edish
hearing reports that poo smellsthoughts?
Anyone play zniggy on the spectrum?
I have to be up at 5
nth for the gyaldem
>>216813042Ok
funny how men have hated women since the dawn of time but now women hate men and suddenly there's a problem
>>216813042Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
>>216813045well
>>216813045um
>>216813062My routine
*enters the thread*
>>216813084s
>>216813045Pony yuri
>>216813081Might as well just stay up at this point
>[Deleted]What was it?
Fucking hell I just got a dejavu and its proper shit me right up.
>>216813107190 face doxxed himself
>>216813102That would be stupid and idiotic
>>216813084I was contemplating getting my motorcycle license whilst stuck in traffic, and watching bikers lane split - thank you for reminding me why that would be a terrible idea. Of course he was riding like a retard, but it would always be tempting wouldn't it.
>>216813084GTA ahh death
>>216813105not happy with this anymoreblame the gundam cunt for doubting me
>>216813084howlinghe was already dead on impact then it just burstwtf
>>216813084He cooked F
>>216813150i didn't do anything
>>216813084WASTED
I've read every /brit/ post ever made
>>216813150which one is the gundam cuntis that canadamake a new one then
i screampoo screamwe all scream for poo cream
>MYRII
not tired yet NOT EVEN A LITTLE
>>216813008that's from cs lewis doodle
......................ʸᵃᵈᵃ
Was playing an online game where you can select a flag to display on your profile, and I saw this flag - I am unsure if the red icon was a star, as it was a very small icon, but wtf is this? I have never seen a flag like this before.
post THAT webm ...
i didn't mean you can't be rarityactually making yourself rarity is exactly the kind of thing rarity would do
>>216813264nah don't want to get banned
What sort of Russian moves to Britain anyway?The escort I saw said her whole family moved here years ago from Moscow.You get anti-Putin oligarch types and jews moving here from Russia, but presumably she wouldn't be whoring herself if that were the case.Wondering if she was actually Moldovan or something, but then how many of those are here? Knowing what Slav women are like it's most likely the money. She seems the type to be obsessed with having luxuries.This cunt is living in my head rent free and I don't even feel attracted to her now.
im so loved and supported by everyone :>
where mousey
>>216813284shut up nigga
im fine
>>216813264
obviously guru nanak, hugely influential
>>216813264https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763216272845525.webm
mofuchu walk
>>216813294what's wrong, la?
>>216813321hate my life and want to die
>>216813240Yh
>>>/fit/76833286
>>216813338janny has cleaned up this image literally thousands of times
>>216813191wh
>>216813325do you really?
>>216813338also this image is hashbanned despite how ineffective it is
Lachlan Murdoch announced as new Director-General of the BBC
#もふちゅ大佐
>>216813388...yh
Gerg Davies just seems tired of it by now. No wonder with the shitty contestants the last few series.
>we're having to make PSAs telling teenagers there's no safe place to stab peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujR3HyyQNpk
>Gerg Davies
why is she a colonel
>>216813431sorry to hear it lahave listen to this and pretend you're the protaganisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU
>>216813231Sweepy sweepy zzz...
>>216813453she has killed many enemies
post the pink one as a chicken
>>216813439Fuck this retarded wog country
Why is China, Russia, Britain, and some other country so good at winning WW2?
>>216813489because god was mitt uns obviously
>>216813515not what I asked for ffs
a lot of acks around this scandal
>>216813515Thought that she was going to poo for a second there
>>216813515At first I was like corrBut then I was like CORRRR
>Naga Munchetty reportedly under formal BBC investigation over alleged bullyingCould always just tell she was a massive bitch
>>216813515very peng regardless.
>>216813531>she
I'm a non functioning human I doubt I'll ever work or socialise outside my family again Wonder what's in store for me
>>216813551ktim x10
>>216813537She didn't exactly hide ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QU_hxzN8qo
WHAT WAS IT
>>216813549that is a woman.
>>216813575peng tranners flashing her arse
>>216813565Fucking bitch.
>>216813575that uh... "top dog" lass..
I dont feel anything anymore
>>216813191lol she looks `horny`
>>216813537>>216813565she's so pengwish she'd bully me (sexually, i mean)
>>216813619mouse! what the frick
>>216813617
>>216813619haha
having to wash my hands with shaving cream because ive run out of soap
>>216813565genuinely don't understand the problem herewhat, do they want her to lie and say she loves ice cream? the fuck
not bad for an evil kike
so pretty
>>216813672Clearly mugging off the new person who she knows must be incredibly nervous. Rotten behavior
i actually like the mice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443NT3fDq7U
watcha do today brit
>>216813730had fish and chips with my grandad :3
need a stinky gf
>>216813730played overwatch and a bit of arc raiders
>>216813742That's nice>>216813730lazed around all hungover and feeling sorry for myself
>>216813742how much fish and chips these daysmust be like 15bob for haddock/cod now
>>216813730fuck all!
>>216813744Need a stinky Emma Watson gf myself.
>>216813730rotted in bed for the last 24 hours
>>216813744And why on earth would you want that?
>>2168137622 large fish and 2 large chips was £20
>>216813730played through warcraft 3 campaign (original), watched the doompatrol series, did some shopping and ate some steak and chips
>>216813742good griefmine's a hundred, literallyand we don't have fish and chips hereso you understand the challenge
bit of a social hub is he? the big man on campus? the go to guy?
large fish and chips at my local one£10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZji9lVgfy4Why do Americans speak this way?
>>216813834genuinely how I speak
the most fun I have is falsefagging as a Jeet, it's hard to pull off because I'm not as retarded but, when I do it's hilarious
>>216813084I love the way there was a delayed reaction, bike bursts into flames and then realises it hasn't caught him so creeps over and sets him on fire as well.
>>216813829>>216813793£19.30 for a large cod and chips here
why are you awake
>>216813829depends if its actual cod/haddockmost places use cheap fish these days because its so expensive to use haddock or codplace near me charges 14 for 1 regular haddock without chipsstarmers britain
>>216813859sad life you lead mate
>>216813863fucking hell that's disturbingeverything is cheaper here>>216813870cod here
>>216813877£9 and something for the small lunch sized portion just fuck me up
>>216813395imagine that up your bum
>>216813863move up here and let me live off your savings
take the piss
>>216813730Made sugar-free donuts and learned nade linups for CS2.90% of common recipes are combinations of flour eggs and milk. If you can make dough then you can make pizza whenever you want rorke.
>>216813887we'll take care of you up here
>>216813537She was an angel no doubt corrupted by feminism
up north there be frying marsbars and shit
>>216813671washing up liquid? Good enough for dishes
>>216813915what race is that
>>216813703reminds me of this sex kitten
>>216813875I forgot to say it was the most fun I had an 4chan. I was laughing my ass off when the Italians started calling me saar
>>216813915pretty
>>216813933got none of that either
doing a read https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batgirl-2011/TPB-The-Darkest-Reflection?id=163026&s=&quality=hq
atb
>>216813980night but you lied about not being tired
>>216813980which o f her songs is supposed to be good
im feeling ..... submissive (male)
>>216813938indian
Just woke up and making my sandwiches for toil x
>>216814020your arse is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoozlRNfflk
>>216814045TF is he
>>216814045catberg
>good music>2026
>>216814052scrabbit
Sex with Emma.
>>216814052marbled polecat
Adolf Hitler
>>216814069what if all those buldak noodles emma ate start to cause embarrassing tummy issues during intercourse?
>>216814075wicked man
>>216814075cheeky little chap he was
>>216814112shan't be looking at this
>>216814057one good music coming uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4EU_0vFzuU
People should just have normal hair and normal clothes
on twitter I just some some presumably uk school principal endlessly ranting about how white babies are ugly and how his mixed race children are healthier and better than everyone else
>>216814112
>>216814112didn't like the direction this webm was heading
>>216814146yeah
pretty cracked at valorantask me anything
>>216814146'normal' today is looking like an absolute slob wearing a grey tracksuit with conspicuous branding and ugly overpriced basketball shoes
did you have a good time at the pub/the club/your mates house?
shant be clicking any links or any videos thankscertainly not any recommendations or sliptok im good thanks but you enjoy your brainrot
>>216814155do you ever plan on losing your virginity lmao
>>216814148self hating white man or wog?
>>216814096All the better
>>216814168was alri
My ends
>>216814148>Incel chuds after they got a little brown pussy
>>216814168had some mates round for a drink on friday till the early hours then i had to go to work at 2pm on saturday until 11pm now i'm here and i am still full of energy weird how that works
>>216814186
>>216814183nopemore questions pls and thanks
>>216814205grim
matter of fact sex and kissing has always come across as quite try hard and poserish
Maybe he shouldna gone to see the river man if he meant to live past the age of 27, just saying
>>216814230>having a social life and a job and not being a miserable bastard loner is grimstate of you
>>216814213why do white liberals hate themselves so much
>>216814168yeah it was good but it was 4 years ago I'd love to do something like that again
>>216814248He's a christian
list of things i cba to do1. go to bed on time2. hygiene / shower3. go outsidethanks for listening
>>216814271i'm inclined to believe this man has mental elf problems and is not to be taken seriously
>>216814277no problem mate
>>216814247nah hes got a point
>>216814247mate you work saturday evening probably min wage in tesco or a warehousegrim af brohave some respect for yourself
>>216814295Yeah he's a christian
>>216814271>a christianrighto
>>216814277enjoyable post
just went 2-14 in a valorant gameask me anything
>>216814304Imagine slagging someone off for working. State of you mate
>>216814318are you a woman
>>216814304and what have you done with your weekend?
>>216814277depression is one big shit brother
>>216814307
>>216814318Probably an Asian server
>>216814349well lets see um gay porn
>>216814318is that good
>>216814318when are you going to bed?
>>216814354Church of England needs to be decimated from the ground up
>>216814344nope >>216814351depression isnt real + not depressed>>216814361eu servers>>216814375umm
>>216814354this is literally heresy and probably simony as well
>>216814349what i did with my weekend doesnt make yours any less grim you little min wagie gremlin
>>216814395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkn7V_VgTME
>>216814393why else would you not do the bare minimum basics like wash or go outsidewhats wrong with you
>>216814414neck yourself
>>216814418below meprefer to save the good ol mental calories for gaming
cant sleep >.<
>>216814444digits
>>216814444go bed yellow
>>216814396you have no mates no job and no purpose and you spend your every waking hour transferring your own self loathing onto others and i'm supposed to be upset by your disapproval? g r i mrim
>>216814436can smell you from here matesmells like cum, urine and sweatfilthiest posteris your desktop wallpaper also anime
>>216814454in bed can't sleep x
>>216814469well are you comfy? maybe have a little nightcap
that time of night when the bitter virgins who couldn't pull come home and have a pop at each other over the internet
>>216814498i didn't come home i've been here all day
>>216814444hi yellowscared
>>216814458wrong on all counts hanzget back to stacking those bratwursts in aldi sad you felt the need to jump in, obviously struck a nerve insecure little man
Wait till you see my dick (hey bitch) (2003)
>>216814517it's a mong on the botnetnot a real german
dislike israelisfind them deeply unpleasant
>At least four people have died after two boats carrying nearly 100 migrants capsized off the coast of Libya on Saturday, rescue workers have said.
>>216814498where did they come home from lad?virgins dont exactly go out partying do they you fucking melt
>>216813008I am agapeanyone want to love me?
>>216814543how many have you metwould you rather spend time with arabs instead
Is there a hidden requirement that all media termed folk horror come across like an interrupted orgasm?
Russia
>>216814547only four that's the bigger tragedy
>>216814589no
>>216814584no i don't want to spend time with either
no, I'm drunk I'm too drunk to make sense. Orgasm? I'd term none of those miserable folk horror movies in such terms! It's more like coitus interruptus, in the middle of the blowjob!
is /brit/ a Jacobite or Hanoverian general?
dont think thats a russian flag ladyou can hover over flags btwmong
>>216814646corrr
>>216814646what? she would never act like that
doing something in bed
>>216814664a massive fartstick your head under covers
think about itdo something about it
I would like to express my frustration with being randomly banned from certain boards for making on topic threads. Especially with reference to /tv/, /sp/, and /fit/
>>216814650when the king's song came alonghe called us all togethersaying brave heelan men will ye fight for my father?
>>216814666
>>216814683/tv/ jannies have gotten very trigger happy in recent years
>>216814666kid top right looks like a psychothat cunt deffo abusing animals
Why are there no girls here? And where are girls?
>>216814466>is your desktop wallpaper also animeno but my waifu is
>>216814725getting groomed by drug dealing pakis ofc
>>216814714yet finlad was allowed to rule over /who/ with an iron fist
>>216814650I post like an ape now, but Stuart all the wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlRVRj4nsn4
>>216814466What is everyone's desktop wallpaper?Mine is the default windows pic
>>216814753That wasn't finlad Told you multiple times
>>216814781you're an idiot and a buffoon if you think it wasn't
currently getting bullied in britask me anything
i hate niggers
>>216814804how are you getting bullied on the internet bitchlike turn off the monitorlog offcandy ass mf
>>216814732kek i am peter
>>216814804If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Night brit is so comfy
>>216814811woah! buddy, we don't use that language here. this is just a warning from a friendly /brit/izen, but watch out in the future, ok?
>>216814811whence be'eth yon niggers o' yesteryear?
anyone able to find the post mousey made after he killed a swan
>>216814846We used to have night posters but I think they killed themselves
>pedometerweird word that
>>216814768mines a solid black blank background because im massively autistic and boring
>>216814823>candy ass mfthink you meant corny, but whatever>>216814832yawnhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar_paradoxhit me with some harder questions
>>216814855https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4603522/
>>216814794You only know about the /who/ schizo because he was brought up here a few weeks agoLiterally the only connection to finlad was that he posted a gif on David Tennant in the rain at one point that the schizo likes to spam - someone claimed they must be the same person despite having different filenames and the schizo proceeded to lean into itThere was zero indication it was finlad before then, and the schizo has impersonated others before then
>>216814849>>216814850shut up you niggers i hate you
stretching my gherkin
>>216814761I think its interesting how the original tories were basically just (barely) closeted English Jacobites
>>216814877kek he is such an nutcasewonder why he censored so much of the picture
>>216814869i meant what i typed because thats what i typed you retard
>>216814888*sighs*ok, second warning. i'm in a good mood. but don't push your luck.
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>>216814881>David Tennantremember when he thought it was appropriate to publicly declare to the whole world that his 10 year old son is gay and fancies men
logging into /brit/ at 2.30am for my saturday night wind down
err hello, urban dictionary. what does 'candy ass mf' mean?
>>216814903push my dick into your whore mouth you little shit
Mental how mousey posted a picture of himself on /vg/
>>216814934Listen here you candy-ass-motherfucker if I catch you with my sister again your ass will be mounted on my wall like an elk's antlers, and your head is gonna be over my fireplace! Now get the hell out of here before I drop kick you out!"
>>216814916I got that as well
candyassListen to pronunciationShare definitionA candyass is a male who does not play any sports and is a tool. Candyasses tend to wear tight jeans(gay), flip their hair, and act like questionable homosexuals.
why are you not allowed to compliment women
Contemporary art is quite entertaining at the museum but why would anyone want a dog poo on their wall at home? Like that's hilarious but it stinks.
>>216814954dont wanna e-roleplay with you palbit bent yeh
kek
>>216814977poo smells lmao
>>216813284>What sort of Russian moves to Britain anyway?One would assume there were a lot in the decade after the end of the iron curtain.
>>216814968what causes someone to become to a twitch moderator
remember when that fella who played Mosley on Peaky Blinders did an interview where he said he loved Mosley even when the indian lass interviewing him went "really really hope you're joking" haha
>>216814989im no pal of yours you skinny jeans wearing homosexual
>>216814996screaming
remember that 50's novel where a guy travels to an aegean island and his host is what he believes to be a magician, sort of like Dracula, I wish I remembered the name of that
Need to nosh her dumps.
>>216815039The Magus?
There was 300 Jews in the medieval period
FREEEEEEEEENELSON MANDELAAAAAA
>>216815057that's the one, thanks!
yes i am an adult maleand yes, i unironically watch twitch streams
this nigger the jewish historian specialising in the medieval jewish history and demographics
Well I watched the latest Downton Abbey film. It was about time they called a day on it, well overdue really. The show was always a bit hit or miss. The movies weren't very good. I don't think it was an especially suitable tv series to transition onto the screen. This final instalment was poor.
Eating teeth
>>216815098>>216815098>>216815098New
>>216815079thoughever i dont say anything in chat, that would be pathetic