ah yes, the proverbial dogshit early editionless yank new
got a fat 6 inch wenor and its perfectly fine
>>216819008ayo ytboi imma need you to finna whip up some cap to proove right off u aint secretly raycis wityo posts
But it ain't me, babeNo, no, no, it ain't me, babeIt ain't me you're looking for, babe
actually that post was funny and good
>>216819036Shan't
everyone writes like chatgpt now
>>216819100That's better than everyone writing like snarky millennials
for some reason my horse dropped to 8th favorite at "win 2 G1 races" even thoughshe won the hashin turf 2200m by 5L (3rd by 7) but I killed the run
Blacks invented the refrigerator. It was back during the plantation times they had to invent a way to store their fried chicken and have it ready for when they were picking the cotton. It was the plantation owners (white)who plagiarised the fridge and became rich fat capitalists who smoke cigars because they sold so many fridges. and that’s why black people still live below the poverty level in the southern United States in many areas. Because they didn’t get their cut of the pie. It’s all systematic
>>216819130>plays umamusume once
I thought fishermen invented the fridgeeraterr
Nick, im hungry. Steak dinner.
Gordon Freeman invented the nuclear reactor. it was during the final experiment which caused the "resonance cascade" that he created nuclear fission, by ramming a piece of radioactive material into the core in the test chamber, creating the supercritical nuclear reaction which scientists later made a stable reaction from what they learned from checking the rubble
right well that's great then thanks a lot grok
>>216819174what the fuck
grok wank me off, answer only, dont make mistakes
>>216819171anyway, here's my biracial daughter
>>216819171Howling
>>216819174lmfao
>>216819193French moment
>>216819008thought this was katie lam for second
Get back in that other thread the lot of you. That thread's still at 305 and if janny sees this and deletes it you'll only have yourselves to blame.
>>216819203lad, you're a brit in 2025 :/
>>216819174you're straight on the AI kill list if it's giving you attitude like that
>>216819223youre brown
>>216819196>>216819200feels good to make others laugh :)
>>216819230no, you are :/
Morning ruined by my mid-poo piss going through the space between the seat and the rim, onto my trousers and over the floor.
>>216819230sent that frog munching cunt flying
>>216819171legit laughed out loud here at 5am in the morning
Morgan freeman invented the nuclear bomb?
killed the rub by runnning all those races
anyone using ai is a eejit think for yourself before you end up a spastic
>>216819207Then /brit/ would be gone forever
>>216819242SMALL WILLY ALERTSMALL WILLY ALERT
>>216819252he did. and its thanks to him why we have nuclear powering hundreds, if not thousands, of homes
six seven
>>216819281If not millions
>>216819314If not billions in the future
mental how badly I fucked that run but at least now I have a guest uma
>>216819331If not trillions further into the future
Chicken jockey
God I just wish everyone would fucking die
>>216819281He didn’t invent a computer like this guy though. This is a more impressive black guy than Gordon freeman
hopefully the BE flag poster killed himself
Sex with wide-mouthed mulatta
>>216819343If not quadrillions in the distant future
Might overclock my CPU to 10GHz
>>216819383If not quintillions one day
>>216819378That's a woman
>>216819396mental how my phone CPU is quicker than my laptop (1.1gHz locked laptop CPU)
>Might overclock my CPU to 10GHz
Evens I get out of bedOdds I stay in bed Dubs I piss the bed
>wake up>feel wet>pissed the bedshite
I think its a reference to the guy on YouTube who overclocked his CPU loads high with liquid nitrogen or something for cooling
>>216819452can't believe you lads are this runtish, good god
>>216819481deserved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2096xGvNwMEverybody on this panel knows that every politician lies to one degree or another.Omission, exaggeration, embellishment and hyperbole are all standard practices for any politician. But Trump is not your average politician, and the brazenness of his lies put him in an entirely separate universe.He lies about the weirdest, most unnecessary, easily disprovable things. Such as:- He started his presidency with a lie about his crowd sizes- He claimed that the clouds parted, and it stopped raining as he started speaking at his inauguration- He used a sharpie pen to elongate the projected path of a hurricane- Claims that windmill noise causes cancer- He lied about Michigan's man of the yearThese are just the silly lies, but I think they give you a sense of who he is.He's clearly demonstrated that he has no regard whatsoever for the truth.Every time he opens his mouth, his self aggrandizement, and to that end he is willing to and say whatever pops into his head at any given moment for any given topic. The truth simply does not matter to him at all.The spirit of democracy is a government of the people by the people for the people, and if the people are angry, confused and misinformed, you are throwing about 10,000 wrenches into a system that was designed with bipartisan efforts in mind.It's simply impossible to work together with a group of people that live in a totally different reality crafted by their chosen leader.I had more to that, but, I'll... I'll just cut it out there.
that post is extremely low quality
>>216819481And no Brazilian has EVER pissed the bed? With the all the fucked up shit that goes on over there not ONE Brazilian, ever, in the history of that country, accidentally pissed in their sleep. Do you really expect us to believe that?
>no pregnant og cap summer >gets home, unlocked "go with the flow" skillI want to fuck this horse
>>216819538He's not brazilian
>>2168190356.5 me
>>216819538well maybe when we're toddlers it does happen lol
black people invented pissing the bed
>>216819508
I liked it in Once Upon A Time in Mexico where Johnny Depp plays a CIA agent and he does that trick where he's got a fake arm and his real arm is under the table holding a gun haha.Pic related
>>216819579He has a Brazilian flag. I don't care if he is Brazilian, he's getting treated like one.
>>216819625I look like this
Just saw a weird advert by sky cinema where a young white schoolgirl goes up to a black boy and says "you make me feel warm inside, will you take me to the" and then whatever after that, and then after he says yes she walks away saying "son of a nut cracker"Bit bizarre
UK roads to be made narrower to reduce the safety risk posed to cyclists
my dick is so skinny it’s so depressing.There is no god
>>216819639he's a schizo who thinks i'm using a vpn
i'm so confused how traffic is a thing because once you get to the front there's nothing there
Cycle helmets to be given a massive spike on the inside to increase the safety risk posed to cyclists
>>216819679Can you prove you're not? I don't care either way. Someone has a Brazilian flag? I act as if they're in Brazil. No questions asked. It's just simpler that way.
star og cap :3
>>216819687i suspect life is very hard for you, i hope you're doing alright
>>216819714i can, will i? obviously not, you're a very straightforward lad and i like that
https://files.catbox.moe/6kppgg.mp4
>>216819735alri, newsberg horoscope
>>216819743DO NOT WATCH, ANIMAL CRUELTY
>>216819753liar
How cai smell fish and chips at 9am wtf kind of breakfast is that? And I tell you what, it's not even the first time. Where are they getting it from? One of these days I'm gonna blow everyone's minds and start cooking lamb chops at 7am.
>>216819763you calling me a liar pal?
278K fans og cap :3 :3 70 rating off A rank though1200 speed, 673 stamina, 680 power, 287 guts, 340 wit prof of curvature, gourmad, right-handed (based), firm conditions (based) and extra tank (long) 1* stamina spark
>>216819791you cant just abbreviate can i to cai im not having it
-140 rating from my team trials rank (she is better and has S rank pace chaser anyways)
>>216819008
Sardo
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse FUCK! I'm so visibly angry that I saw my captcha runt's hands are shaking with fear when he handed me the phone back.
>>216819844First of all do you think you can stop me?
>>216819863need her to jerk me off
abbreviating a p.
>>216819587mines actually closer to 6.5 too but because of its thickness it looks smaller proportioanlly
it waffle morning
Cat insurance renewal £2802024 Dacia duster
From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscape Evens womenDubs cool>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse I heard someone is spamming /tv/ with Gaza gore or something. Is that why this keeps happening?
why do people here drive sooooo fucking slow
af tae The Range to get Christmas lights :)
>>216819975For me it's when people are on the slip road trying to join a motorway at 40mph and they have the nerve to get mad at me
>>216819975trying to stay safe cause crazy ass crackers like you speeding aorund
i love the bristol rovers badge
only just woke up melazy bastard i am
>>216819972From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscapeEvens funnyDubs cool
>>216820036A man should get up whenever he feels like it. It's only because you are conditioned in a capitalist system that makes you feel you must always be productive. Enjoy your life how you want to. Sleep in if you want.
scran
The smells emanating from my arse this morning are actually unreal
>>216820063I'm literally posting while having a shit that looks just like that (I have a bad tummy)
>>216820047From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscapeEvens womenDubs cool
What time is The Range open?
>>2168200881pm in my absolute dungeon of a town in northern ireland
thdays agenda: one thousand piss bottles down the drain; finish up my bedroom; fill a bag up with cans and put the bagged cans in their place (in the sun) to dry out before boxing them, when I get more tape I just realized yesterday that a lot of those cans will be made out of steel and hopefully that is taken care of by someone else with a giant magnet or something
looking forward to going to mcdonald's
>>216820087From which folder will my next picture be?Odds funnyEvens womenDubs cool
>>216819405>mental howone would even say mad
corrr that’s breakkie sorted isn’t it
>>216820109From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscape Evens womenDubs cool
Hate how the em dash is a common use of AI because I use that thing all the damn time in my emails reeee
>>216819373I remember seeing this and wondering what has he invented here?As far as I can tell he has just built a pc from individual components, what's the difference between him and all the pcbg boys?
>>216820152em dash deez nuts off yo chin nigga
>>216820063looks like crepe
the um dash
>>216820158That's the fucking joke you IDIOT
>>216820107EVEN THE IRISH GET THE DOUBLE SAUSAGEMCMUFFIN AS A REGULAR MENU ITEMIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIRI'D HAVE TO ASK FOR AN EXTRA SAUSAGE AND PRAY THEY REMEMBER IT
go to church
>>216820152just use semicolons nigga
>>216820149From which folder will my next picture be?Odds funnyEvens womenDubs cool
knobkins is sulking after the beating I gave him yesterday
>>216820185Rorke: this is a Christian country Also rorke: no I don't go to church
>>216820158He was riding a bikeAnd there was a lightning strike
>>216820047alri grandad
How is someone like Nick Fuentes getting 6.2m views for an interviews. Jews are cooked
>>216820189Why should I change to accommodate ai
>>216820192From which folder will my next picture be?Odds funnyEvens landscape Dubs cool
naga munchetty sex arse
>>216820152Me too, just looks a lot better than a full stop or semicolon
>>216820210jews are cooked because some yank zog golem is popular on youtube
>>216820180you can't even do that here lolonly the single, no option to add an extra sausage for some reasonno hashbrowns either, it's criminal
>>216820227how is he a zog golem
Might top myself
racist incel logging in
>>216820223they've been recalled
>>216820247Great plan, always aim to achieve higher and do better.
Amazon give me some cheap bulk items saving money I cant get elsewhere cheap bulk cost-saving items for me to buy
>>2168202276.2m people essentially watching a debate on the Jewish question.
>>216820247Why's that?
>>216820238just is
this is how i imagine every yank poster
>>216820247you must be quite flexible
rorke getting alienated into chasing oppression in his everyday life
what's your sister's name
>>216820274its both immigration is a class issue too
getting the daily does of incel drivel from richard the fourth
>>216820280oh right
>>216820290that is way too many stars
lord mandelson sex arse
imagine there is an afterlife in another universe where we can do magic and fight against evil creatures
>>216820302>>216820227stick to the whacky aussie posts mkay, no one wants to see you posting your uni student politics
>>216820315what if this is that, start killing the evil creatures
>>216820221From which folder will my next picture be?Odds womenEvens landscapeDubs cool>>216820206alri>>216820152yeah nigga just use semicolons
>>216820315imagine there's an even more wretched place than here and our universe is their afterlife
>>216820326you have been intellectually destroyed
christ almighty im a fat cunt
>>216820311Yeah alri Abe Simpson
Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?
>>216820351...yh
rorke, do you mind telling me what you're doing on that small boat?
breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses
>>216820340here he is then. king charlie
You DO have an air fryer dont you brit anon?
whats that rorke you find me attractive?
Mad how I literally do believe that there are too many states and have written to the government about itt. not a crackpot
>>216820210nick fuentes is popping up on my instagram reels. quite a likeable chap, doesnt seem to have any actual opinions just does funny racism one minute and loves jesus the next. a comedic figure
>>216820376...yeh
>>216820376no, fuck off
>>216820365Fucked it with the everything seasoning
>>216820378what states do you want to liquidate
>you're insane, you're in pain, I can tell by what you're sayingclock strikes 12, midnight arrives, cock you guns, sharpen your knives, theres a grand prize for the bat demise
>>216820376he wants your sex arse mate x
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...
the banana tempts the monkey, but the sugar rots its teeth
>>216820351you know it
putting some spinach rolls into the air fryer. more news to come
>>216820401Well in actual fact I want to replace all of them with metropolitan and regional governments
>>216820388funny racism wasn't beneath Jesus
I have a hangover from 3 cans of beer
Greggs are woke
kwab
>>216820445not possible
pakis cruxifying rorke on the cross
>>216820445you didn't eat properlyi never get a hang over if i eat properly during or after drinking, no matter how much i drink
>>216820434that would be interesting but why
What's this new "crab" meme all about then
>>216820467rorke chasing oppression more
>>216820373yes and it's beautiful
... my Internet purchases delivered today fit nicely ... pictures of me wearing my excellent glasses and new gear watching Star Wars: Episode IX - the risen of Skywalker on my TV via puck and Live PGA tour Golf on SkyGo on my phone in home ...
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad.No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer.Cooked a little bit longer.
business idea: burger queenit's like burger king but everyone there is women with no clothes on and you can shag them if you feel like it
+98 speed triple rainbow pogger have NOT had one of those in 20+ runs
... I bought big so things would fit wearing my excellent glasses and new gear watching Star Wars: Episode IX - the rise of Skywalker on my TV via puck and Live PGA tour Golf on SkyGo on my phone in home ...
>>216820489this already exists, there's one in cheadle
>>216820460I don’t know what to tell you>>216820468I ate normally
Scranning the poo as they say in Britain
>>21682048067
rorke "eating normal" (jellied eel yorkshire puddings black pudding and fish and chips)
>>216820510and what did you eat?
>>216820524
>>216820533Breakfast lunch and dinner
rorke sounding the sacred conch-shell to awaken the sleeper agents within derby
>>216820470More efficient arrangement that better reflects the Australian public's expectations for representation and authority at various levels of scale
rorke eating his boogers
was up until 2 gooning off to venezuelans
>>216820550doesn't count
i like that aussie poster who puts 'n-words' in comical and often deadly situations
og cap 1100+ speed 600+ stamina 550 power 300 guts and 316 wit: lvl 4 T pulse, right handed, firm conditions, prof of curvature, and corner recovery, gourmand, triple 7s 777 777 7772* speed spark 2* triumphant pulse (and firm conditions, corner adept, hydrate all 2* and URA finale 3* spark) 3* stam legacy, 2* speed legacy pretty good new parent for literally me horsenot to ask for too much but the only thing that couldve been would be swinging maelstrom, but the child horse will get that with 3* spark to go back to og cap
>>216820567Huh
don't like the aussie poster whos always looking for a politicial argument on int
Why don't the UK start bombing the drug boats over there then? Quick and clean like
thats 9 og cap done in a row (for free) all B+ rank except 1, and 2 A rank. so I think im pretty good at that horse now
>>216820445Were they 9%? Do you weigh 95 lbs? How is that possible?
>>216820593least bloodthirsty westoid
remember when /b/ used to be fun?not its just porn and ai porn
tfw no latex gf
>>216820580virgin
>>216820333From which folder will my next picture be?Odds womenEvens landscapeDubs funny
>>216820626weird obsession. this just doesn't look good.
>>216820487is he in a care home
>>216820625yeah, i 'member
could have played this much better
>>216820648you can just say you're gay
>>216820630From which folder will my next picture be?Odds womenEvens coolDubs funny
>>216820626couldn't be more made for BBC if she tried
>>216820654That's why all of his posts end with 'in home'. He can't bring himself to type 'in a home'.
>>216820619The blood probably just gets vaporized into a clean mist anyways
>>216820399its zatar
>>216820678utterly baffling decline from tim
>>216820654yeah
>>216820654He's in a Slough nuthouse
He'll be alright
hovering the car seats before the toilfu gets in tomorrow x
think I've pulled a stomach muscle swimming
>>216820696the builders won, cant believe it
>>216820675shocking that you're a cuck, leftypol
bet gta 6's credits will go for at least 4 hours
>>216820670From which folder will my next picture be?Odds womenEvens landscape Dubs funny
>>216820717is she single or are you just waiting for her to split up with her boyfriend like a cuck
why does brit spam these ugly old cunts. they aren't interesting or charming at all
>>216820696mental how much he's declined from the early twitter days, sad to see
>>216820734That's the king of England lad
>>216820734They're a reminder of what can happen if you stop caring about yourself.
>why does brit spam these ugly old cunts. they aren't interesting or charming at all
>>216820734strange, would have thought you'd like them since you have so much in common
>>216820733the latter but I'm well aware the odds are very slim and I don't kid myself into thinking this will be anything more than a healthy platonic relationship
>>216820730From which folder will my next picture be?Odds womenEvens coolDubs funny
Good lad, just keep your head down
>>2168190354in knob me
watching my gay porn
>>216820158hes black, if you couldnt tell by the image mateyou big racist
>>216820779From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscape Evens coolDubs funny
>>216820517*BANG BANG BANG BANG*WAKE UP
my knob smells unmistakably like porridge
>>216820760>>216820759why you getting defensive over some bloated schizos
>>216820824From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscapeEvens women Dubs funny
>>216820870is this AI?
poo
>>216820892finally a good post
fruit juul flavours are back ladswhat are you having
how does he get hold of all those instruments
>>216820902just smoke cigars like a man
>>216820902none mate. I quit that muck
>>216820902apple
when is /brit/ enterprises producing sex arses of its posters?
>>216820926as soon as you make one good post
>>216820675then you're in for a treat with that one lad
>>216820902Tobacco flavor
what demographic of people are sexually attracted to this brand of grotesque beast
>>216820870From which folder will my next picture be?Odds landscapeEvens coolDubs funny
>>216820942?
>fruit juul flavours are back lads>what are you having
>>216820950jamaicans
>>216820951you get 3 more of these before i report you for spamming
>>216820951got any pics that aren't boring shite?
might take up 'aping at the ripe old age of 29
>>216820932not allowed on /brit/
>>216820891No I saved it before ai was that sophisticated From which folder will my next picture be?Odds women Evens coolDubs funny
>>216820950People who might be looking for a way to regularise their immigration status
>just smoke cigars like a man
>>216820997
>>216820950>greasy>spotty>obesecan only be american
hello mods i'd like to report a poster pleasewell, he's posting a lot of imagesyes i know it's an imageboardi know what that means, yesbut he's posting images not in the way i like images to be posteduh uhokaythanks, bye now
>>216821009Crab
Watching this with breakfasthttps://youtu.be/YvzDoHSrxlE
>>216820997this guy literally vapes
>>216821039and wanking presumably
im scared
>>216820971I told myself I'd stop as soon as someone complained. I need to get up anyway, so last one.>>216820972Have you? I'd love to see what pics you think are good.
>>216821061UM why x
umposters need to have all their fingers broken so they cant post anymoreget it done sir starmer
>>216821087
>>216821090>>216821090
>I'd love to see what pics you think are good.
>wake up>day ruined
bastard
>>216819174he said "why not do it yourself?" is the translation of the chinese on the hatcould be a funny troll joke if it was that
>>216819174>stussy brand historywat
