Aston Martin DB5 edish
>>216822593blog on you boring bastard
>>216824002why are you brown
minge
fanny
was very randy earlier and tried to give myself a footjobwasn't very successful
what kind of car is that lad?
a vote ForWalt DisneyIs aVoteAgainstcensorship !!
looking for plain clothes on asos that don't have branding but even then they find a way to gay pornify it anyway so it looks shitWhere the hell do I get normal clothes from now?
>>216824020i reckon its a car and not a lad
Had a half arsed wank then produced the most spunk I have in a long time. Don't get it
>>216824051GeorgeJeans from Next
>>216824023not you dragging out this tired ahh gimmick once more
>>216824062been getting a lot of zinc lately?
just found out about black people
>>216824069unc giving fake mousey vibescrashing out fr
AAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216824081Yeah actually, but for a long time. Maybe it's finally doing its job
>>216824033um shes naked
>>216824106who
got fat andy on
>>216824113lass in the webm
>>216824051Normal clothes you're after? Well our allies the Japanese have solved that one for you.Go to UNIQLO.WARNING: Wearing these clothes you will look like an incelleous chronic gamer (more so than you potentially already do).
>>216824033whys her woohoo *whistles* so dark?
>>216824051m&s
>>216824127I didn't notice that
>>216824051just go to a department store and look around
i aint have no dick in me for 3 months, dont talk to me if that shit aint a tree trunk
>>216824133>japanese brand made in chinamad
remember once I spaffed like 5x my normal amount and I didnt know what to do so I just sat there while ropes of jizz covered my desk and keyboardthen i just burst out laughing at the absurdity of what just happened
>>216824148well i'm not surprised, it's a bit blink and you'll miss it
>>216824180hahaha
>>216824177>japanbvsvd vnd svvl...>ch*nacringe, reddit!!
>>216824180wish i could do this every time
>>216824180you take video of it or any pics lad? sounds funny haha, would love to see it
>>216824216cheap! cheap!
do benders eat arse?
watching the simpsons season 2. very much enjoying it
off out in a bit lads. bye bye
>>216824241does a bear shit in the woods?
nth for the gyaldem
I'm a vile little balding cunt and I deserve a bullet
>>216824241it was never shown on the show
>>216824241they do everything
>>216824241Let's find out*points you towards Mouse's heinie*
>>216824097
>>216824241Knew a bender once, totally normal from the outside, you'd never know he were one - then I found out he liked sliding metal rods down his urethra and fucking his willy with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkwQJzCfogQ
>>216824285get on the fin and minoxodil
just praying for an end to russian aggression in ukraine in the next yearthe brave people need peace
>>216824310>he liked sliding metal rods down his urethraThey call that Sounding ok
>>216824310one time i had a sex dream where i was being raped by an omnipresent goddess and she was wanking my knob (and admittedly my bum) from the inside
>>216824033just got fired from my job after opening this thanks
>>216824317Happily won't be streaming this dirge
Japan is basedTheir perception of something as simple as mirrors has a depth that the west can't even hope to achieve:The word for mirror(鏡)is かがみ - kagamithe middle character が (ga) is representative of 我(ga) (self, ego)if you remove the self/ego(ga) from kagamiyou're left with かみ(kami) which means god(神)the mirror was not just for checking one's appearance, in front of the mirror is a place where you could pray to god without the self, to check that your prayers were truly pure
>>216824347you're a yank so i'm happy about that
>>216824317rorke's crush
>>216824361You don't know what dirge meansYou think it just means something badBut that's incorrect and you're a mong
>>216824376*shakes fist in anger as i cartoonishly get kicked out of my office by bossberg*
wouldn't mind living as a prole tbqh. eat slop, watch slop, grunt occasionally, collect bennies
>>216824408Plus get a wife
>>216824373meers, west :-|meers, japan :O
>>216824381i'd pump her
i want to shop and farmfoods, watch love island, collect my bennies, scroll tiktoki want to get into facebook drama on the regular
>>216824373気にしないでください (dont care)
any of you been to chick fil a
Here is my issue with the LOTR… in the end Frodo. is rescued by the eagles … why didn’t they just fly him there in the beginning ?
... lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses watching Snooker: Champion of Champions on iTV4 on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216824474Thank you! I've been saying this for years! All of my friends were like "shut up you fat retard"
>>216824467why are bongs obsessed with dogshit yank sloppa chains
Current winter fit>Goose down parka>PVC waterproof shell >black fatigues>dark brown wax bootsWe comfy.
>>216824481Bizarre assortment of food but better than anything I'll be eating today
>>216824481he eats better than me
>>216824497rorke wearing boots made from wax
>>216824467yea it's midate it everyday in high skewl
>>216824474anne frankly i did nazi that coming
>>216824452When you say that, you're telling me not to care, but it's too late because I do (as it's interesting)
>>216824497It's not that cold mate
>>216824467FUCK NO NIGGAPOPS X
This device is a dual-screen foldable, designed for productivity. It runs on the Android operating system, utilizing Microsoft apps and services for a dual-screen experience, and is generally considered Microsoft's last smartphone-like product, even though it does not run Windows. So, the last Windows OS phone was the Lumia 650, but the absolute last handheld device Microsoft released was the Surface Duo 2 (which runs Android).
>>216824497>black fatigueoh we know
>>216824544I'm a soft fella
>frances tophillmental how fit
think when the time comes to replace my phone i'll just get a nokia brick to be honest
>>216824554images you can hear
>>216824481where's the chips?
>>216824553idk why people like these gimmick smartphone laptop hybrids those joints will inevitably break sooner or later
le scrandemique
>>216824573how will you get your digital id on it?how?how will you do that?i just dont understand?how will you get the digital id on your phone?
sunday scrandemic
>>216824615shan't bother
>>216824607rorke licking his chops watching this
>>216824607Not into scat at all, but honestly that's quite impressive. Gets a nice even distribution of shit, it all goes on the bread, and she doesn't get a drop of it on herself. If I did this it'd go all over the table, my thighs, and the floor
Kiara is missing.The 17-year-old was last seen in Kangaroo Flat at approximately 5am on 5 November.
>>216824652is that a mugshot picure
>>216824607that's my favorite butty
>>216824650professional shitter innit
>>216824650The seed has been planted, you'll be wanking to pictures of poo within 6 months
>kangaroo flatcities named like donkey kong country levels
>>216824650eat more fibre
>>21682465217 and already walled
>>216824652>Kangaroo Flat
>>216824638you've got me really panicking for youyou can't live without a digital idwhat the fuck
>>216824650in other words: art
kangaroo washing up in the kangaroo kitchen in the kangaroo flat
>>216824573The nanulator got one of those recently coz she was having trouble with smartphonesNot used one in over a decade but was very natural for her, like she'd never stoppedYounger generation would be the opposite I think, smartphones are intuitive to them but an old brick phone or really any with physical buttons would probably be difficult for them to navigatemade me a bit nostalgic actually
>>216824682
>>216824616gonna spoil your sunday roast lad
Apparently its 20.5°C in my flatWhy am I supposed to just trusr that the chinks who wired the thermostat didn't fuck something up
kangaroo watching kangaroo telly on the kangaroo couch in the kangaroo lounge in the kangaroo flat
>>216824771is that his foreskin
>>216824750far too warm for any self respecting white man
bruce hanging up this sign outside the front door of his kangaroo flat
>>216824750put it in rice
Fun fact: British pub in Japan is now anime
>>216824793Yeah well the thing is it doesn't feel that warm at all
>>216824481Bazed
Mental how the only thing I'd need to be happy is a couple of cats and I can't even have that because I'm a room renter
Haha imagine bumping into a handsome British man at Hub haha
>>216824785kussy
>>216824841get a kangaroolive your myth in the kangaroo flat
I keep catching the floaters in my eyes drifting across the corners of my vision while watching TV, and thinking that theres a fly in the room.
>>216824841but how would your landlord know you are keeping cats?
>>216824863it's a haunting m8
>>216824452does that one on the left mean sexy female
i'll use this again
where’s gorpheus?
personally i didn't think kangaroo flat was that funny
>>216824870the hidden cameras
>>216824847Does Hub capture the British pub smell?I went to a pub in America once and it smelt weirdly like British pubs, not sure how they managed it
>>216824870Eyes
poo (gone wrong)
>>216824870I share with other people
>>216824628the cautious tiptoeing of one about to be raped
much prefer waking at mid day
>>216824894Probably varnish and spilled beer in the carpet
rorke making a scene in TK max
might go have a few whiffs of my acetone canas a treat
>>216824905what does poo gone right entailplease provide excruciating detail
>>216824870landfreaks are genetically modified by the elites to sniff out any joy and compassion
any of you seen nuremburg its the only film in the cinema i might go and see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ1a_oFq0OY
>>216824908that sounds so commiego live alone lad
I was going to buy a new gaming PC but then I remembered they don't make good games anymore. They went woke, you see.
rorke watching nuremburg in the cinema and loudly saying "you know its a kangaroo court, right"
much prefer wanking at mid day
>>216824938no
>>216824938Is it about car racing?
when are latinas going to start coming to europe, i'm tired of sand dwellers and niggers
>>216824938will it have hermann goering dropping trvkes like in the 2000 version?
Are we sending Maya Jama back or can she stay
>>216824990She walled so she can get gone
If Diego were alive he wouldn't like this comment at all>>216824599
>>216824988hopefully never and hopefully the other darkies get killed off
>>216824938i don't go to cinemas
>>216824686>>216824712haha what are they like
>>216825002Yeah I hate nature and that, we need more vape shops and fried chicken takeaways
>>216824286pscr
>>216824952I'm poor and rent is high, don't do this by choice
>>216824988they have no reason to go to europe when the richest country in the world is next door to their homeland
>>216825012that's fine and all however they make my willy hard
>>216824899We need more blind landlords
did your dad show you how to shave?
Going abroad to meet my long-distance gf in a couple of weeks. Absolutely bricking it.
>>216825060...nhfirst time i did it i took a huge chunk out of my thumb as i ran it over the razor the wrong way when removing hairs hehe
Turned the heating on because it is very cold
being actively false-flagged
>>216825060no, had to figure it out myself
sir ring sting
>>216825060yeah and then I proceeded to never shave
>long-distance gfahahahaha
>>216825060No he never taught me anything unless it directly benefited him
>>216825094get a vpn
>>216825097ktim daily
>>216825089it's not though is itbarely even jacket weather
>>216825069Where's she from?>>216825060No, I think he told me how to but didn't show meHe used to just run the hair clippers over my grotty face when he shaved my head
>>216825069What shithole is she from? Philippines?
>>216825094are you a polak or did you just move there
>>216825113i have one, but won't buy a pass or use the botnet so don't post with it.>>216825106no need to be so negative, i'm happy for him
Found a planet which is much like Earth except it has rings, which is a bit shit in my opinion because there's a permanent line of darkness cutting across the planet
>>216825060didnt grow a beard until i was 20
want a british manic pixie dream girlfriend me
>>216825109ktim
how old is too old to get a mountain bike?
>>216825139lets see it from the surface
no way in hell i'd go on that botnet site
>>216825128moved here
I'm feeling: OlderFatterBalder
>>216825143damn lad
>>216825123>>216825125She lives in Spain but her family are Colombian.
>>21682515637
What class should I play in Pathfinder Kingmaker lads
>>216825160a good fife man in that case
>>216825173sexy girl
want a ukrainian "refugee" girlfriend me
>>216825167brazilian ass mf
>>216825156you're never too old for anything (except being a professional athlete or dating a teenage girl)
>crtl f>kangaroo>1/16fucking OBSESSED
>>216825139I would gladly live in the perma-night zone, rarely go out in daylight anyway x
>>216825185um
>>216825190FAR too big!
>>216825168how big is her arse?
india? no! this is the yookay
>>216825199You can be a professional darts athlete at any age and that's one of the most skillful sports there is
>>216824686Wish I lived in Oz. You could have a pet 'roo who would hop to the fridge to fetch you a tinny
>>216825190uffffffffff
>>216825222She has an amazing plapper. Part of the reason I’m so scared, she’s so out of my league it’s mad
if she's smaller than this >>216825190 then don't bother
>>216825158The rings up in the sky with the (two) Suns
>>216822593Thats literally my car
>>216825241incredibly jealous and happy for you m8just dont sperg out and it she'll be fine
>>216825247i think that looks pretty cool at least from the equator
>>216825266Thank you lad
Escortlad reporting in. Got the next escort booked for 2 weeks' time.I'm hoping this one will be better than the Russian one. She's a bit older than the Russian, similar age to me, she's British, very natural looking going by her photos, seems quite nice.At least I know the Russki suka hasn't blacklisted me among prozzies.
>>216825259https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v-g9wLM4EPgthis you?
>>216825168have you sexted with her
dad's cutting the birch tree down he's gone bloody mental
>>216825291bro how fucking sorry are you
>>216825139isnt a ring formed from some catastrophic object collision?
>>216825291>At least I know the Russki suka hasn't blacklisted me among prozzies.Foreign and British prozzies don't speak to each other, different circles
>>216825291>'escortlad' we're not doing that. nothing charming about you, you're not getting an affectionate name. I hope you fuck off
>>216825299good man, hate nature me, hope he builds a shed there to house a Somali
>>216825299wouldn't mind watching thatwhat chainsaw is he using? dewalt?
>>216825291prozzielad
>>216825297Prefer not to sayYa twat
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>>216825236wouldn't exactly call that an athletic sport but whatevs cunt
>>216825299not a sunday job that but anywaycan you video it for us
>>216825309That's one way I know of
>>216825309yeah it's called marriage
>>216825299too late in the day for that undertakinghe'll be at it next sunday and more pissed off
God damn i love pregabalinMakes everything ok
THEY WERE PLAYING GOOD AS HELL IN THE CHEMIST (DRUG STORE/IDK WHAT ELSE IT'S CALLED) NOW I HAVE GOOD AS HELL BY LIZZO STUCK IN MY HEAD
>>216825333tenon sawup on a rickety ladder
Tales of Xillia Remastered lad reporting inJust crashed my wyverns in Sharilton, gonna have a couple blinks coz ive got a bit of a headache, then it's back to saving the world or whatever
escortmong! we coming for you nigga!
what's good for the goose is good for the gander
>>216825298Sexted as in sent pics of each other? Yeah
these pretzels are making me thirsty
>>216825404was she impressed by your bwc
>>216825395god i'd put up with all her mental illnesses for a sniff of that ass
Wish there was a drug which you could take to escape from reality without any negative side-effects whatsoever, you just take the drug and you're whisked off to coo-coo land for a couple of hours
dadberg has just accidentally sawed his own head off and mumberg is shouting at himhad to pause watching firework compilations with dogberg to see what was going on
mad how no one is pretending that fat people are attractive anymore now that ozempic is a thing
>>216825395This is the colombian?
2 weeks lead time for a prostitute :/Starmer’s Britain
>>216825430Yeah that died down quick LOL
at least two more weeks of this fucking shite then, is it?
>>216825395was this taken in chernobyl
>>216825430>usaid gets destroyed >everyone hates fatties and black people againmakes you think
aye
You're a bunch of boring unfunny cunts, hope you get cancer and die writhing in agony xx
>>216825424that's basically mushrooms
>>216825414She said she liked it, said what she wants me to do to her etc
>>216825425clumsy old dadberg aha, where's his bloody head at??? laying in bloodied pieces across the garden I hope x
>>216825467except for me
>>216825430yeah mad that
>>216825395my cock isn't big enouygh for that arse
>>216825486s
>>216825475post her nudes lad
>>216825301What do you mean by "sorry" exactly?>>216825311Reckon she'd speak to a Pole? I do wonder whether she has a pimp.I'm looking at her profile and smiling as I can tell she made 90% of it with AI. The bits she has written herself are blatantly obvious since her grammar is poor.
>>216825486only gone and left my video on with the volume at max and locked myself out
>>216825424wish weed made me relaxed instead of schizophrenic it's so much better for you than drinking every day
>>216825413these pretzels are making ME thirstyyou've gotta emphasise ME
lol don't fuck polish women
you're all the same the lot of you with your long hair and faggot clothes
>>216825523why not? they're fit
>>216825530you make it easy
>>216825538not mentally they aren't
>>216825551kek
>>216825519try some different strains, I find some strains bring on the schizo thoughts far less than others
a poo for the new
>>216825543yesssss lad
>>216825433>>216825454idk
>>216825562I'm not sure the best solution is to just keep trying different kinds of drugs if I'm honest.
yet another weekend ruined by a headache
funny how that lad stopped talking about his gf when the anon asked for nudes
>>216825578
>>216825605batty boy won't share his nudes with the lads
yet another weekend ruined by existing as myself
>>216825589it's not different kinds of drugs lad it's different varieties of the same drugbut I kind of get your point
u g l y you aint got no alibi you ugly
>>216825596ktim but spent all day yesterday hungover until getting back on the cans at 7pm and now spending all day today hungover
skyrim
never understood why people ruin their entire weekend for maybe 3 hours max of feeling good
saving our posts for the new are we
>>216824317stop spamming women you've fallen in love with you sad incel
lovely say for a virgin walk, clean crisp sunday afternoon airget yourself out there, the legs poomping, the heart pounding, the penis dry and shriveled
>>216825690spaki btfo
>>216823991>>216823991>>216823991
>>216825700>>216825690shut up tranny
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when yanks talk about the uk they speak in a somber tone
>>216825698already went for an incelwalk this morning in the fog, very comfyeven got a smile from a qt walking her dog
>>216825710desperate early cunt
get this one to 310 its good form
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