HMS Sheffield edish
imagine how sick you must be to nonce your own wife
if you're 30+ it's less embarrassing to live with family than housemates you aren't friends with
what is really
>>216839658ive killed 31 million people
Imagine finding Carlybender at a bar and drugging their drink. I’d strip them completely naked and grease them up from head to toe and then drop them off on a small island I would have prepared in advance for the event. Id also occasionally drop myself down on the island and wear a custom made suit from “Jin-roh wolf brigade.” I wouldn’t bring guns but I’d carry a big sledge hammer and chase them around swinging it violently at their skull, but I would always intentionally miss, just ever so slightly, in order to keep them in a constant state of fear. I’d make sure they never see me leave on my boat/helicopter so they think that I’m also living somewhere on the island constantly waiting for them. The island would have sticks and rocks for them to craft little makeshift weapons, Of course they would only shatter pathetically against my armored suit. The sexual rush id get looking into the pure terror of their eyes as their tiny rock spear shattered on my steel shin guard would be nothing short of orgasmic, my cock is dripping thinking about it. I’d hide stuff around the island like a tiny broken HAM radio and some some non-functioning flare guns so I could giggle in glee watching them frantically work at them with their tiny little hands desperately trying to secure their own salvation. Eventually I’d let some spare parts “wash up” on the beach that allows them to complete the radio. I’d let them rejoice and jump for glee as they think they've finally found their route to escape my perfectly crafted midget hell hole just to come out from some bushes to smash their H.A.M. Radio with my sledge hammer. I’d keep this mental torment going on long enough that soon enough they would be begging me to end their life, but of course I would never do so. Carlybender would be my new personal plaything for me to enjoy at my leisure as I please.
nth for the holodem
wonder if they'll do a remake of resident evil 5the proto-wokes already threw a shitfit over the original because you play as a white man going to africa to shoot a bunch of jabbering negroes, so i'd imagine they'd go absolutely fucking nuclear today
<13
I'm 29 and live in a house shareonly just about earn enough for a shit studio but don't feel comfortable pissing away my money on rent
why are my teeth eternally yellow
もふちゅ大佐の歩き(1時間
>>216839695>at a bar
what the fuck kind of start to a thread is this?
>>216839731Belgian flag choosing between his 5 lines in notepad to copy and paste
>>216839735gay bar obviously.
>>216839705What's the point, do you bring girls back? Just live at home, fuck it.
>ive killed 31 million people
>>216839671You forgot one*Gestures to erect penis*Go on, get it down ye
https://youtu.be/gyK9kRWl4oM
>>216839705unless you live with mates what's the point
>>216839749NoMy parents moved away but my job is good. I'm gonna get some more qualifications and experience under my belt and move back in at some point
>>216839754Put them in burkas, lock them in the kitchen and fucking start over
>>216839753I wanna take you to the gay bar gay bar gay bar gay bar
>>216839689i told you i live by myself
>>216839753just keep one foot in front of the other ummy, you'll make it!
Genuinely despise gays
this is just... wow... amazing, made me thinkhttps://youtu.be/ADHlfDyQniE
>>216839807Everyone does even if they say they don't
a bit grim being 31 on the dating appseveryones a bit desperatenot me of course haha just on there because yeah haha
I'm disappointed nobody has said anything about the thread being called HMS Sheffield edish and picrel being an Argentine Navy attack jet.
>>216839731If I make fun of disabled people, then I'm cool. FOC
YOU VILE BITCH
>>216839834the raped
Rugby Union is famous for piss drinking.Union is fucking bent, it's like everyone is huffing their own farts because they're playing a "gentleman's sport", and what's happening on the pitch is some kind of middle class or "aspirational working class" pageantry event. 90% of the time it's obvious who is going to win. I think the biggest comeback ever in a Rugby World Cup game is like 12 points, less than two tries, which is ridiculous, just shows how stodgy it is. Not to mention basically every sustained drive ends in a 3 point penalty, you don't even need to score tries to win most of the time, especially against "less disciplined" opposition.Shit sport for middle England freaks. Nobody is there for the actual game. Nobody cares about club rugby, nobody cares that their historic clubs basically detach their first team to turn it into a quasi-franchise, nobody cares that Wasps moved from London to Coventry then died, nobody cares about most international rugby.It's all about nonce families sitting about smiling and being all "proper" whilst they drink £8 pints of Guinness (when Guinness tell them to) in the background of some smug ITV coverage as England pulverize Vanuatu or fucking somewhere. "Respect the kicker" "Respect the Haka" why don't you respect deez nuts lmaooooo
It basically does make you cool to make fun of disabled people tho
>>216839809>guy with no culture who hangs with other people all day starts doing what they doHardly newsworthy
daiichi ruby and her "varry bast frand" daitaku heliosthey are JAST FRANDS ok
>>216839798GOOD lad>>216839828got banned from hinge me hahathat's me dying alone then
here i lie in bath of bubblenice warm water and no troublegetting sleepy is quite painlesssoftest suds for my twink anus
watching the chiefs game wonder how many of these have had a go on taylor while travis is on the cuck stool or made to face the wall and just hear moans
>>216839864I heard someone say one of their rituals is for the team to freeze their cum then put the frozen cum in a beer for someone to drink
>>216839879If your dad watched you type this would he be happy?
>>216839864me at the 100 last year haha
>>216839754I want them to sit on my face and squirt
>>216839864Watch rugby league
>>216839864can tell a complete mong made that 'starter pack' as it's about six different types of person rolled into one, all of whom the mong perceives as identical just because they share the common trait of being non-mongs (unlike him)
>>216839895Im also watching this game and drinking a beerNot thinking about interracial cuckoldry though
>>216839881maybe we should be friends aha x
>>216839875Plus he gets pray-breaks during his working hours!
>>216839800UM x
im... a... gay... mong...
>>216839864I only watch football so
Not sure im arsed to complete this new circle captcha every timeNot really on is it
>>216839828That's me after new year, what are the women like?Any matches lad?
>>216839864Right well that’s me and my dads side of the family done
>>216839951aha... yeah... work's a bit fucked but let's do something soon... yeah yeah I'll let you know...
I read this tweet by a guy called Bill Ackman. The guy runs a hedge fund worth billions. He's got a wife and seems to have his life together.So I decided to give it a shot.Last night I'm at this pub, my local, and I see a brunette near the dartboard. She had on a denim jacket over a dress, looked friendly enough. I thought, alright, this is my moment. I walked over, tried to look confident, and said:"May I meet you?"She just looked at me. Blank stare, for like three full seconds.Then she absolutely lost her mind laughing. I mean full-on can't-breathe, tears-in-her-eyes laughing. Her two friends spun around and within seconds they were all dying. One of them had to put her drink down because she was shaking too hard."MAY I MEET YOU?" the brunette repeated, mimicking my voice, and they all cracked up again.I stood there like a complete idiot. Said something like "never mind" and just walked back to my seat.I will never listen to Bill Ackman again. Never taking advice from a boomer again.. this shit doesn't work in 2025.I don’t even know if I can go back. So here I am, at home by myself, getting drunk on Lidl’s own brand beer. This is my life now
>>216839701Broken hearted de lad?
Larry fink ate my sack lunch
>>216840017scream
hands are chillygot the heating on
>>216840001That's a good story
>>216839934right thats him dead
>>216840039no way yanks call it a sack lunch
>>216840001should of raped her
supped a dodgy pint of ale last night and now my farts stink of mushy peas
rorke trying to drown himself in his nephews inflatable poolhe left a note as well
>>216839881What did you get banned for? How's that even possible lad?
>>216839999ok mate i'll be waiting here so you just tell me when you're free
>>216840066Be more British
rorke's last words to chatgpt:alright that's good but can you rewrite it so that batman wrote the suicide note, not me?
obsessulated
Visit Oxford
>>216839934mong sport
>>216839990dunno just made it up for a laughhavent been on dating apps since 2015
>>216840001
Is it true females don't have willies? What's all that about
that mi goreng was really fucking spicy, i suspect my ringpiece will be having words for me later
>>216840093how could it be more british than that? fucking idiot americlown
Canadahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/CX8DUO03944Iodine for throat (Mercs)
>>216840078genuinely don't know they don't tell youreckon it was a revenge ban from a girl I had recently blocked
it's not your goreng, it's mi goreng
>>216840102Looking at that makes me sick
>>216840131what sort was it? did you top with a crispy egg like the packet?
>>216840131ahahaha POO! farts! ahaha LMAO LOL AHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY POO POO HAHA LOOOOOOOL
yes I was in the chess team
won't be replying to that cunt until they offer me an apology
>disagree with LGBT>wank to tranniesBit of a dilemma
(Mercks) 1899 Manual of the Materia Medica lelelI think she read something from this timeperiod
>>216839934i cant spake
>>216840134
>>216840175this, but unironically
Alri cmon now
...supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP finals: Turin final on sky sports main event on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216840159it was the extra spicy kind because i couldn't find the medium one, and no i didn't top it with an egg, was going to but couldn't be arsed getting the frying pan out
>>216840175
>>216840222is that you ?? and you arent the parasite!? woawoww
Why can't any other country get good why are they all shit
>>216840204what do you mean disagree with
>>216840204Rorke's Dilemma
>>216839937Nothing attractive about this behaviour, Americans and their cultural offshoots (us) are simply vile
>>216840204think there’s something different about wanting to shag a fit shemale as a one time thing and having gay romantic feelings or embracing the lifestyle
May I meet you?
>>216840259A drift you could say
>>216840228haha wassup bulbasaur
>>216840230Vanilla ice cream + chocolate syrup?
>>216840230they're feeding him some right shitewhat is that mashbacon cooked with a microwave
>>216840119I see...Did you get anywhere back then at least?
>>216840258don't want them in public, in advertising, in any forms of media but wouldn't mind if they were in my mouth.simple as
>>216840288screamingjust be normal and be like can i join you if it's like in a park or at a pub
>>216840308always gives me a chuckle
umpotato
>>216840316yeah
>>216840308uhhh
>>216840328oh rightthat is a bit odd yeah
>>216840153Never heard of this before, Why'd you block her?Have your wicked way with her then ghost?
>>216840268True, the cumia option
I hope everyone in the EU gets crucified
islam bin laden
obama bin biden
>>216840349Needs levering across a field into an XL bullies jaws
>>216840349Rorke's big day out
yhe obamble
>>216840408nasty little prick
>>216840268>>216840204that just means you're gay mate
addicted to dyson cr01
>>216840308that bitch is mad ugly
You're an absolute fat nonce
>>216840288Screaming.Boomers have no idea how had the situation is. It’s like my dadberg trying to give me advice on approaching woman and finding out half of his suggestions are considered taboo if not unlawful in 2025.
it looms
Too excited about the concert to sleep, lads. Gonna be fucking wrecked til that first note hits.
>>216840433what about i am gay mate?
This'll get trips
Wouldn't mind watching my fat ugly slag of a girlfriend getting double teamed by overbred canids designed to reduce the lifespan of male cows
>>216840443wheelchair boy huffing canister gas now?
gonna get on the appssettle for the first chubby girl who takes an interestget married to herone, maybe two kids
>>216840457It would have if the fucking post timer didn't come
>>216840453what concert
>>216840469Think your mum might be a bit old pal
got your newark rufc gilet on yeah?
>>216840487Seeing Brand New tomorrow lad
>>216840510weak reply, probably sounded better in your head
>>216840288crodie went through 9 figure divorcebest he cud do
>>216840288"You look.....quite fun.....to talk to"*heart beats @ 170bpm*
>>216840529your dead dad you muttalo freak?
>>216840460thats for leng peng perfect snappy sweet katy
>>216840451fucking hellwould put my dick in the dob
tried getting into golf but can't hit the damn ball
>>216840448Just go over and pinch her bum lad. Spill your beer over her top and help clean it up. Put your hand on her shoulder and if she doesn’t move it off, move it lower.
>>216840520whats their best song
>>216840553absolutely mindbroken "human being". life really fucked you up
>>216840504lmao
>>216840576Los Batones Del Windrúsh
the irony of black people watching anime as if they don't kill asians every day and blame it on whites
boomers be like: tried raping her mate?
>>216840559My favourite is either Jesus Christ or The Archers Bows Have Broken but I think the one everyone uses to introduce people to Brand New is The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows.
>>216840576Her shits probably taste great as well. Better than the girl I usually pay, she's full time so eats a lot of McDonald's and takeaways.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763085344366776.mp4Rorke's bird
>>216840576i want her to force me to eat her outthen i want her to anally violate me with a strapon
the parasite: "please feel sorry for me and let me post im just a little worm of a man" dont be like this, r9k
Mad that. The same building and gate in the same place
>>216840557it's all in the hips
>>216840558He really did suggest a variation of the last one.
put on 2kg this week
>>216840595Her turds don't even escape angrily I bet they form out of her arse like one of them ice swans.
>>216840602kek dey do be like dat don't dey?>Your mother refused me 3 times but I just kept showing up to her house until her father demanded she go out with me once just to shut me up. Got her pregnant that night and we've been together ever since.
>>216840517Fucking loved flattening the cunts when we played NewarkPosh clubhouse to be fair though and the snap after the game was spot on
>>216840642GIWTWM
>>216840611what on earth
>>216840622get them housed there
>>216840558>Put your hand on her shoulder and if she doesn’t move it off, move it lowerA fella tried this on me the other week and we ended up in a scrap, all like 9 of us lol. Cuz his mates thought I was being homophobic and then my mates all jumped in too lol
Hey, it's that dog!
think the justeat delivery guy is actually cycling itit's 2.5 miles away ffs
>>216840611You'd have to use heavy duty machinery to extract my tongue from the arse of this dirty fat slag
had burger king now I cant stop pissing (didnt get a MONSTER energy drink because they cost £3.50 there)
>>216840611nothing worse than a fat bird with self esteem
Got a multi-year gf just by showing up at the same place I knew she'd be at every few days until she said hi to me lol. The boomers were onto something.
just procured a product from a certain japanese website
getting into necromancy
>>216840688shut up you fucking parasite
>>216840697the day that I was going to try this there was a bunch of medics and security guards surrounding someone whod fallen over
>>216840603i like jesus christ
Sir Shilpa Poppadom
MONSTER energy
>>216840747bix nood
boomers be like "I met my nigger friend outside the paki shop today and he offered to treat me to a chinky later"
>>216840714why is he a parasite
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763332958845420.mp4whenever mousey talks about greys this is how I imagine his mind
there's a pretty barista at a cafe that I go to near me and she interacts with me like I don't exist
coco ongezellig age
toby piss
stupid ganking cunts
Would rather do a naked hoolahoop next to a perma starved xl bully than have my weekend end here
>cute black girl asks if I'd like to play the new pokemon with her tomorrow see you later virgins
dunno if artificial sweeteners cause cancer but i'd rather have cancer than get fat
>>216840603and i like archers! :D they sound good
our species is not making it to 2100 LMAOO
>>216840774um theres ponies in there
RORKE'S GOOGLE HISTORYIT'S BLOODY RORKE'S GOOGLE HISTORYnational front sign up now
>>216840743It's a lovely song. The youtube comments on it also make me laugh every time cuz you see atheists talking about how it's all metaphorical and how it's not actually a Christian song with lyrics "Jesus Christ I'm alone again, so what did you do those three days you were dead?" And "But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to nail you back up"
the gyaldem are active
https://youtu.be/gAWkAksXfMAI want you guys to watch this if you need motivation to fix your life
>>216840805this didnt happen
>>216840839not even true.
>>216840842ah i actually found it a bit lyrical for my tastes and wasnt paying attention to what he was saying but it sounded good
>>216840852afraid it isn't 2026 yet so I cannot watch this as it'd be spoiling the year x
>>216840852going to have to politely decline this one mate, I'm white you see
>>216840774ScreamingReckon this is just him 24/7
>>216840864Idgi
>>216840810... this is woke af
>>216840852mad how he sounds completely american except when he says 'bru'al' or 'li'lle' or 'mo'ivated'
If I wasn't so scared of my own shadow I'd go to some shitty Canarian resort and shag as many fat tanned 50+ women as humanly possible. That's what I want for christmas are you listening Santa you scruffy Finnish cunt?
cant afford it
>>216840805how do you play the new pokemon
>>216840882I’m white
>>216840929pussy
trying to manually self-clean my earwax out because its very painful
>>216840929afford?
going to bed, hope this is the last time
>>216840928Just make sure you make enough loops so it doesn't untangle like last time
Ashley: Don't comeMe: I'm gonna come
>>216840977i just rinse them in the shower
>>216840916you're getting some socks and an amazon voucher mate i'm not a genie
>>216840977corr let me see what i can do
arse reeks
>>216840999I already tried that earlier this week
Might start wearing a cowboy hat. Might be my "thing"
>>216840977just push hydrogen peroxide into your ear with a syringeworks like a wonder
>>216840996moo
sex gifs
>>216840776that could mean anything, some of my best friends don't exist
Woah there *holds up hand and taps sign*(No wankers)Sorry mate
>>216841051that's not what he says, this cow says something else. a 6 letter word.
>>216841057Sex gilfs!!
>>216841043dont do it this makes mustard gas
>>216840996can't say that
>>216841072*comes back later in a bowler hat and a fake moustache*
>>216840774what thread is this from
You guys want to go to Japan with me and my nigga?
>>216841048haha
>>216840996Leftypol snacking on the remnants of this poor tortured bastard after seething at a less than universal comment about a source of rape
>>216841083wrong xx
>>216841095webms for other boards
>>216841077mooooo
dont want to go to bed
>>216841032you can't just do that...
>>216841129im gay
>>216840517This guy is a twat. "Look at me I'm such a relatable bloke". Fake nonsense.
Concert merch is mentally priced isn't it lads? Hoodies for a hundred quid, hates for 50. How is it legal?
>>216841032Ahem>>216841072
>>216840996deng
>>216841151hi
>>216841157The booze and other shite is overpriced too.It's extortion
>>216841151On a Sunday night?
>>216840995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmkyXlk6JfA
>>216841201raping my arse with a wooden spoon
Poop and niggers dying
need one of those cow brushes they rub up against, now now now!
im gay
theres a tranny bloke at work which i dont mind in principlebut every single conversation has to be something about tranny this tranny thati'd be talking about japanese hot baths with someone else and they would come along and override the conversation going on about how they wouldnt be able to do that because their transjust fuck off who the fuck cares
m'ladscurrently doing work on something I told toilberg i started 2 months ago because he wants an update tomorrow afternoonGoing to do an all-nighter and cross my fingers he doesn't notice how last minute it is Wish me luck my loves
Jews are the reason my life is bad
>>216841247>doing an all nighter for toilgrow up matejust turn in something half arsed
>>216841261ktim
>>216841261I'm the reason your life is good
>>216840556
I would rather sprinkle chilli powder into the end of my japs eye than realise it's Monday in 55 minutes time
>>216841247hope it goes well <3
might get on grindr again
not sure if I'm earned love and happiness just about yet, maybe in a couple of years
>>216841247good luck lad x
sir white race
>>216840636You're allowed 17,500 calories a week. Fast for a few days. Eat some salads and lean fish. Then finish off next weekend with pork pies and cheese on toast
>>216841331banned on all of my devices from that appcant even sign up on my new phone
>>216841331rorke's last gambit
>>216841355this is woke
Leftypol experiencing a visual and olfactory representation of the new England in the locomotive lavatories
>>216841356are you the bottom that was shitting on everyone?
>>216841409i dont "bottom"and im not gay
puppers and doggos
>>216841409POOscreaming
Leftypol sucking off a niggerRorke watching it happen
i wish i were beavis or butthead and could just watch music videos all day
>>216840746Bobby Brazier's first mistake on his Indian pilgrimage
>>216841409that was sniffiesi know my apps.
>>216841409Calm down sherlock
>>216841436whats stopping you
>>216840810Found out from ChatGPT we're allowed 25g of "free sugar" which means anything added to foods or actual sugar we put in stuff. 25g. If you eat mostly wholefoods thats a fucking load of sugar
>>216841477morgij
early april gold ship 359 speed and 622 stamina
>>216840810sugar is good for you and doesnt make you fatask ray peat
right ladscan we all just try and not be gay for a minute? just one single minute. can you do that? it would mean a lot to me
am bottom
>>216841501oh be quiet you poo from a bum
behold my new move: the gay porn flip*dies*
got insane cocklust
>>216841510Not as long as your cock is smeared with shite from some poofter's loose arse.
righto then minute's up *starts salivating*
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/saied/country/jp/type/op/
ffs lads thats really disappointing
the new
has cami got her knob out yet
>>216841556>>216841556>>216841556Nou
