Mom brought me a monster energy :)

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>>216842907
you look like that!

I'm not letting this die. I will get over my porn addiction and I won't let you trannies corrupt me anymore. I'm glad you chose to rear your ugly heads and give me a real enemy to fight against.

>>216842926
Based mom

>>216842940
I’m trans and I’m gonna kiss you on the penis.

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i would kill billions, nay, trillions, for an asian gf

>>216842961
I tried to date a girl who was obsessed with this anime and it wasn't worth it. She never wanted to leave the house and go do anything.

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>I'm not letting this die. I will get over my porn addiction and I won't let you trannies corrupt me anymore. I'm glad you chose to rear your ugly heads and give me a real enemy to fight against.

where are the messsicans?

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FACT!

So Im guessing lum's bra isn't posting here anymore

>>216843015
Russia told them to go out and protest

>>216843031
I hope not

did like 15 burpees yesterday and my legs are still sore. I don't even have the excuse of being fat I'm literally 120 lbs

>>216842941
It was Rio Punch flavor

>>216842983
Sounds perfect. Did she also smell really bad?

>>216843031
I heard he doxxed himself so probably not, at least not as a stupid namefag.

Welcome reprieve, he never made good posts.

>>216843050
>I don't even have the excuse of being fat I'm literally 120 lbs
You have the excuse of having very little muscle mass

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>>216843071
Could this icelandic germanic pass as a local in your cunt?

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>>216843050
>I'm literally 120 lbs
the last time I weighed 120lbs was probably like 5th grade. what kind of crazy manlet are you

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men only want one thing

>>216843079
no shit

>>216843103
is that actually his face?

>>216843110
man those japanese are so cray cray lmaoo

>>216843108
I'm 5'6, my parents never told me about eating protein or eating at a caloric surplus. I broke 100 pounds in 8th grade and basically stayed the same

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will it ever get better?

>>216843133
yeah he posted his face before the doxx. doesn't look that bad, just insane levels of autism

>>216843054
No she was actually pretty well kept, she was just addicted to League of Legends and kept trying to get me to play with her until 2-3AM every night. Then she'd sleep until 4PM and would immediately start playing video games again when she got up.

>>216843166
If you accept your life

>>216843053
Sounds good I’ve never had it

>>216843172
>just insane levels of autism
he could've weaponized that autism desu

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No one will hire me

>>216843153
It's unlikely that your diet impacted your height unless you were living off of rice and steamed veggies or didn't have a reliable source of food. Protein insufficiency that serious is uncommon in 1st world countries.

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YO RONERY RORRIN STAAA

>>216843133
Yes

>>216843266
that haircut is egregious

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>>216843175
Ahh. The one that got away

>>216843248
That’s a such a great tune. I’ve never even played a Katamari game but I love it.

>>216842365
well i wouldnt recommend all of this but here’s how it went down
>met a girl on hinge during the summer
>great conversation, beautiful, smart girl, she tells me it’s her first time using an app
>she’s going to Turkey for two months to study ancient hellenic architecture for her master’s thesis
>gave her my number but she deleted her account within the day
>ffw four months
>been depressed as shit
>decided to work out, focus on work/career more, deleted xitter/removed porn access/cut down on time spent on /int/
>get a pretty major promotion which i guess boosted me around linkedin
>ffw a day or two
>noticed i had a text in my spam folder
>it’s from her and she tells me she found me again through linkedin
>ask her out
>weve been going on dates
>she says i seem so confident (i’ve never heard a woman say this to me)
>been on seven more dates since and slept over at her house both last weekend and last night
it’s just getting started dude
WAGMI

A lot of people are unhappy because they think there is some grand design to life and the universe and there isnt, this universe is cold and indifferent and doesn't care about giving anyone anything, it doesn't have anything to offer you. Its best to enjoy the simple things in life, enjoy what we have.

>>216843281
He has had it for at least 8 years now

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>brown sperg picks a fight with Jason
>gets BTFOd
Why does it keep happening?

>>216843298
and then everyone clapped

the incels are rising up

Are you seriously samefagging

>>216843316
nobody has EVER had a girlfriend EVER in history that's fake news

>>216843103
You look like youre a bassist in an alternative band, I had the same hair cut for a while in high school.

>>216843316
It's both hilarious and sad that that's hard to believe for you.

>>216843335
not true. >>216843298 just happens to be a basement dwelling incel who is playing his gf fantasy

>>216843103
holy shit it's ghetto smosh!

>>216843235
I know, I was talking about my diet in regards to my weight not my height

>>216843298
hell yeah dude!

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>>216843103
He's kinda cute post more

cum is missing a feminine touch, anyone want to pretend to be a girl?

>>216843298
>went to Turkey
She got KEBAB'd.

>>216843348
>>216843349

>>216843339
That's Lum'sBra. I'm white
>>216843362
I don't have any more saved on my phone

>>216843363
yeah I'll pretend to be a girl

uwu what's up you silly boys xDD

>>216843362
search lumsbra in the archives

>>216843378
Oh...I mean he's also white

>>216843407
ARBYS?

>>216843407
what a chad

>>216843408
By Bulgarian standards yeah, you're talking to an Icelander

>>216843414
RIP

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>>216843362

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I think it's time for some rollercoaster tycoon

a piece of potato chip fell deep in my belly button and i pulled it out and ate it

surely spending 14 hours a day staring at screens isn't causing me permanent vision damage

>>216843428
Yeah I guess.

>>216843455
Oh.... I forgot he was using the fat girl angle in the first pic.... Oh dear....

>>216843455
He has very Danish pig like features

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>>216843414
>>216843423

>In 1988, a 16-year-old Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam, breaking a stick over his head and calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit." Running away from the scene of that crime, he then punched another Vietnamese man Hoa Trinh in the face so severely he blinded him in one eye. According to the police report, he then made a number of "unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks.'"

>>216843455
nigga wtf where did you get this? he never posted his full face iirc

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Back to work tomorrow

>>216843479
>>216843481
>>216843503
Archive from 2017. I also found his facebook and linkedin, but only his 4chan posts are fair-game

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>>216843507
Work is gay

Mark Wahlberg attends church twice a week

>>216843518
/int/?

>>216843507
try not having a job

>>216843486
This is just normal Bostonian behavior

>>216843518
how do you know that's him?

>>216843518
>Archive from 2017
lol shit son guy needs to get a hobby it sounds like

Me? I leave family parties soon as I can.

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>>216843529
Yes, but not to repent for his sins. Reportedly he begs God to start another Vietnam war so more "Vietnam fucking shits" can die in napalm strikes.

Will Ferrell is cringe

>>216843533
Yes
>>216843548
It's him. Brazilian poster too
>>216843552
Yeah haha...

>>216843572
why did you create such a bad relationship with your family

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Wahlberg lore is some of the best and least known among normies.

>>216843604
Take a bite out of the big apple

i`m not a carrer maxxed ceo so i cant get an asian gf

Isupposed to be doing something else but this site is keeping me stunlocked

>>216843596
I don't, its just boring most of my extended family is way older than me

>>216843620
more importantly you're not White either.

That nigga was named Perez and claimed he was Germanic

must have killed like 5 or 6 mosquitos just today

>>216843635
>perez
No

i'm not tall im not young and i make 0 dollars

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Here's the gift shop at Disneyland.

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My name is Jaoquin Mario Hernandez Perez Enrico Cruz de la Rancho and I'm here to tell you why America is a bad country but also includes me and everyone like me forever.

flip through the hadiths
and burn non-salafists
islam on the back of my
big camel

show us the non-touristy parts of Mexico I want to see the REAL Mexico not the fake version they do up for fat gringos

why havent we built any single-manned spacecraft?

>>216843763
pointless endeavour at our current tech level

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a look into the future for that one porn addict poster from last thread:

>>216843781
not really? we built blackbirds which could have probably been improved to be space-capable and could break escape velocity

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>>216843754
That's exactly what this is you fucking idiot. Nobody even speaks English.
Sometimes you guys are beyond retarded.

if we get the gundam future where earth's orbit and lagrange points are filled with manned space colonies I'll die happy

Need a haircut but I'm not finna get one until next week

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>>216843806
such cool planes btw

>>216843806
If you don't need a crew for what we can currently do in space then you'll get along just fine with an unmanned craft, missile, or drone

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https://youtu.be/j_hAqO6jLOQ?list=PLWVo2tank-zzFauiuJBC4fEMen8Hmkfz4

I excuse myself
I'm used to my little cell
I amuse myself
In my very own private hell

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>>216843804
Holy shit

>>216843807
show me Juarez you bitchmade pussy, these are photos of fucking cafes and corner stores

>>216843804
Retard didn't use protection or PrEP. Even when I get extremely horny like that I still keep some blood in my bigger head.

it’s crazy how Mexico manages to be as soulless as USA and Canada while also being poor and living in jeet-tier conditions

>>216843874
ok and where do you consider to "have soul"

Found four viruses on my computer

>>216843905
what did you use?

>>216843905
I found this *kisses you*

gamedevving.

the thing about zohran mamdani is he's really sexy

>>216843931
That looks like my car

>>216843914
MalwareBytes

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LATELY IT'S BEEN GETTING LATE BUT I'M NOT TIRED
AND NO THANKS TO
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS SPENT BURNING WITH DESIRE
SO I'LL GET IN MY CAR

>>216843948
Yeah I also use this. I've never gotten a virus tho. What where the viruses?

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any of you guys wanna do the dishes for me?

>>216843939
just like young castro and che. but his policies will fail all the same

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In case you missed it earlier, Terry is still alive.

>>216843989
Program files I think
Restarting the computer now because it was acting weird

>>216843636
>>216843685
great posts

NOW - Trump on Tucker Carlson's interview with Nick Fuentes "you can't tell him who to interview... if he wants to interview Nick Fuentes, I don't know much about him, but if he wants to do it, get the word out, let him... ultimately, people have to decide."

>>216844024
lmao
jews in shambles

>>216843992
*sweeps all the dishes off the counter sending them crashing onto the floor and smashing into 1,000 pieces*

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I've been surfing through the streets of cities looking for cats

here is one

>>216844024
>>216844039
people forget Trump sat down for a dinner with Nick and Kayne many years ago, it ended with Trump seething and kicking them both out

the greatest incel now vs the greatest incel in history

>>216844045
Try Israel or anywhere in the Middle East

>>216844058
>it ended with Trump seething and kicking them both out
It didn't end like that, Trump actually liked Nick I think, the media started seething and Trump had to denounce him

>>216844058
Trump didn't seethe at them, that's fake news

>>216844077
in what sense are they against each other
like a fight to the death or what

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Google has scrubbed pictures of his family and jewish father. You have to use a different search engine.

can't believe i used to they nyt was a good news source

>>216844087
Trump literally killed them both with his bare hands

>le epic droumpfth

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>>216844042
wow

you're in for it now, sweetheart

>>216844104
think*

>>216844083
>>216844087
Nick addressed it on one of his shoes and in subsequent, very recent interviews. He talked about how Trump got text messages during the dinner and people were telling him that Nick and Ye were there to ambush him so he got mad and kicked them out without any basis. He thought they were there wasting his time as a smear campaign but they weren't.

>>216844132
Hmm..didn't know that.

>>216844132
They were there for attention. They wanted to be known as the bad boys the orange man met with.

Hitler would agree with me

>>216844158
Why are you mad?

>>216843479
No he was just fat here he lost the weight

conservatism is inherently racist, this is why a white nationalist so easily became one of the biggest voices in their movement

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live your myth in turkiye

>>216844172
every strapping young chud has had a fantasy about going back in time and hiding in hitler's office with a gun to talk to him

>>216843103
Wait is he actually icelandic?

>>216844199
it's the left who first put the notion that everyone is racist
there are of course degrees of racism

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>>216844175
I'm mad because Thomas Crooks went for the headshot instead of center mass.

>>216844199
yeah that's why the GOP runs a nigger or an indian in every election across the country

>>216844245
the GOP isn't conservative at all though

>>216844221
No

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*raises fist in solidarity*

>>216842907
these animals spew out gallons of mucus in self defense when threatened
like, so much mucus

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sisterberg is making mom cry again i cant stand the misery anymore

took a shit, now drinking a coffee

>>216844256
Are most people in Iceland blonde?

>>216844256
Didn’t think so. If I had to guess maybe Italian or southern French definitely not from iceland

>>216844284
You should finger her

>>216844284
sisterberg is hot and if she wants to have N'Darius and T'kwan over in her room with the door closed that is HER business.

>>216844262
if he hates democrats so much why did he suck one off

>>216844284
you should spank sisterberg until she behaves like a proper lady

>>216843103
this guy looks like he'd have a blonde haired blue eyed 18 year old gf

>>216844312
she is a bad mental state she doesnt respond to anyone she is just locked in her room hitting herself

icelanders claim irish ancestry to gain oppression points, that's how white they are

Trump might have order to kill Epstein lol

>>216844324
>she is just locked in her room hitting herself
shes just like me

>>216844288
Blonde or light brown

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>>216844324
Go restrain her and then look deep into her eyes until she calms down and then kiss her.

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New Yorker cartoon

>>216844324
tell her that if she hits herself in the head she'll get brain damage
but maybe she thinks she wants brain damage, so don't

>>216844357
awful

>>216844351
Damn, so I'll stand out if I visit Iceland.

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>>216844324
christ...

>>216844290
That's Lum'sBra
The Brazilian
>>216844327
We are descendants of irish slaves and their slave holders

>>216844357
I don't get it, as per usual

https://vocaroo.com/1n4IbxHU7htC

More like DEMON RATS amirite

>>216844378
instead of a "penny for your thoughts"
they went
a BITCOIN for your thoughts

isn't
that
hilarious

>>216844366
There are plenty of foreigners here. I'm only talking about the natives

can't decide what game to play next

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There are "people" who think it's better to let your sister hurt herself or abuse drugs than to fuck her into submission and make her feel loved as a woman.

>>216844389
are you guys tall? I'm not that tall

>>216844366
If you saw a blonde blue-eyed person in Bulgaria, would you think they are a foreigner?

>>216844396
stop lewding sisterberg, gayson

>>216844392
play deadlock and get good then carry me

>>216844385
wow that sure is funny

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>>216844404

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>anon's first day on the job

>>216844405
only multiplayer game i ever really took seriously was league but i don't even play that anymore

>>216844385
Is that actually the joke? That doesn't make any sense. I know that the pseudonym of the person who created Bitcoin was Satoshi Nakamoto, but that would only make sense if we called pennies 'Lincolns' or something.

>>216844401
No

>>216844376
Brazilians are white?

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*wins*

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It is a man's shame to fail to eat the meal placed before him.

>>216844357
is she ugly in order to allude to SBF's goblin gf?

>>216844425
pennies arent being amde anymore so I guess they went with the penny equivalent of a bitcoin. its still not funny

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This is my favorite New Yorker cartoon

>>216844441
haha based buncos btfoing the Chiefs menace

Lumsbra is cute I want to give him kisses

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>>216844448

>>216844439
a lot are, a lot aren't, like in every multiracial society

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>>216844444

>>216844399
Icelandic men are 181cm on average

I'm 180cm (5'11) king of the manlets

>>216844431
Be honest, can you tell when someone is a foreign European, just by looking at them? Or maybe you can't tell for sure, but you have something that gives you a hint they might be. Surely Bulgarians must have something distinctive about their appearance.

i feel a poo coming

>>216844484
Thank you

>>216844505
ai slop has really lost its charm

>>216844505
zzzz sucks

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i dont want to go work for mister goldstein tomorrow
i just want to fun post with /cum/

>>216844505
oh lawd he HUNGRY

>>216844505
that's probably ai

>>216844523
We'll be there with you in spirit

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>>216844523
quit your job take out a loan

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>>216844523
maybe it's time to start the onlyfans

>>216844487
Well they don't look North European that's for sure. I can usually tell.
>Surely Bulgarians must have something distinctive about their appearance
I can't really pinpoint something but we look like from the Balkans, like Serbs, like Macedonians (not a real country). I think there's 10-15% blonde people here.

>>216844552
>like Macedonians (not a real country).
then who are those Slavs who call themselves Macedonian

I'm gonna fly to ohio and seduce both of gaysons sisters and have a threesome with them

and then

he'll develop a cuckold fetish from hearing his sisters moans and beds rocking

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would you rather spend the rest of your life in
1) a two room spacecraft that can travel .5 the speed of light and only requires to be refueled every year, or
2) a completely customizable, indestructible submarine with unlimited fuel?

Those giant inflatable Christmas decorations outside are the spiritually on the same level as AI slop

>>216844572
i think i would go crazy in both scenarios

>>216844572
Can I post on /cum/ from either of them? Or just the submarine, or neither?

>>216844572
whichever one has a woman who loves me

>>216844589
Bitch got dropped for interviewing Fuentes LMAO

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>I'm gonna fly to ohio and seduce both of gaysons sisters and have a threesome with them
>redditspace
>and then
>redditspace
>he'll develop a cuckold fetish from hearing his sisters moans and beds rocking

>>216844587
oh yeah and you get to have internet on the submarine but you can actually disembark from the spacecraft so long as you return by the end of the day

>>216844572
Can i crash the spaceship wherever i want?

>>216844505
garfield you lazy cat

>>216844595
just the submarine
>>216844605
hmmmm. any non-earth place

>>216844568
They are basically us, look like us and speak the same language or very similar language, I can't speak it but I understand 90% of what they are saying.

But I look very Greek. My hair is pitch black, thick beard with no patches, a lot of people have asked me if I dye my hair and beard.

>>216844571
>he'll develop a cuckold fetish
>future tense

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wtf is youtube these days

>>216844604
>actually disembark from the spacecraft
What the fuck is the point of being in the spacecraft if I can't actually go anywhere?

i’m a cuck idc what people say

>>216844631
gayson...

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I believe in gamy.

Monogamy, polygamy, the gamy is important.

Talk to me in French talk to me in Spanish talk to me in your own made up language doesn't matter if I understand it

>>216844602
wait jasons a newfag and doesn't know what redditspacing is? interesting

Total Chinese _____

>>216844682
marriage

>>216844682
combo, extra low mein please

>>216844664
You believe in autogamy?

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>>216844665
pffffffffffffffft

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>>216844682
feminization

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I've been on 4chan 17 years, I know what redditspacing is.

no you don't, newfag

>>216844708
What a dumbass

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Anyone who accuses you of "redditspacing" is a newfag who knows they've lost the argument.

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smoked some weed

zhang

think I'll adopt a kit

>>216844762
let me have some

wish I had a cat

they always get huffy if you say you want to declaw the kit like okay let that kit get the gas chamber because you wouldnt let me declaw it

Hairy Twatter and the Jizzoner of Plapzkaban

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paragraphs aren't redditspacing

>>216844772
get a cat then

>>216844772
yeah same, but sometimes I'm home on the weekends so I don't know what to do.

>>216844794
play with the cat?

>>216844801
>>216844794
I meant to write I'm NOT home on the weekends.

>>216844785
I can't I live with my dad and he doesn't want one in the house

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I mog Jason

>>216844808
just leave an extra bowl of water and food for each day you're not home they'll be fine if you're really worried you can leave the lids of all your toilets open too. the cat will live for a month from that two days he wont even notice

faggotniggers get out of here and go to /soc/ with your twinkshit

auto translated the german thread and they just talk like its /cum/

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>a "paragraph" is when the writer hits the enter key

I mogg Jason and the Brazilian

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>>216844805
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>>216844808
Get two!

>>216844814
Wont it get mad and me or get lonely?

>>216842926
Which one?