haaland edition
pink floyd be like *slows towards you*
>>216843308Me as a 16th century sailor when I finally see land after a 6 month voyage
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1763135761597756.jpgbutt
hey y'all
>>216843351Wasn’t worth posting the first time.
what does it feel like for girls when they have sex
was
>>216843377pooing
Abolish the state
>>216843308sir erling haaland
got my berghaus top on so.. jealous?
seeing foreigners in full religious garb really pisses me off
>>216843452lol
nth for the baddiedem
>>216843377like gay sex except less gay
>>216843480*crowd boos*
Might put honey in my tea tomorrow just to try it
>>216843531who is this being shit at elden ring
back from the shops forum
>>216843545It's great. Very soothing.
why is employed troon allowed to post here when he is a notorious nonce
Bradley_Walsh_poo_screaming.jpg
>>216843557Tony
shut the fuck up you parasite
>>216843575not toby
>>216843555weepysheepys
every day all day he just sits there trying to be me
Do you lads ever watch porn for the plot? I ask as the NerdPervert does vids that're absolutely hysterical but I've never wanked over one once
>I'm a bassist and when I play bass guitar I use an effect pedal called a "meatbox"! It's a subharmonic frequency generator and uses infrasound to make people actually feel the bass as well as hear it. It's the only pedal that carries a health warning advising you not to stand in front of your speaker as it may make you nauseous.wow thats what "FATHER - youre not boring anymore" is about
>>216843574not as good as the monkey jesus fing
man drenches soapy bandage in water and puts it in his ear. goes to sleep. fucking DIES
>>216843659SCANNING POST FOR BRITISH CULTURE.... SCANNING...SCANNING....SCANNING.....ERROR: BRITISH CULTURE NOT FOUND
>>216843613Bambi black for me
damnlmao
>>216843659He became a generic neocon Sadder yet some people still defend him
>>216843659I heard DT has brought in "50 year mortgages" if this helps you all buy houses then idk how you can still hate him, no matter how much you hated him before. it is all that everybody in the world has talked about for since we were all kids. by that point I would just give up on the other side
>>216843682Based, how long til we starting shooting on sight
british culture?like Shakespeare and pubs and tea and crumpets?that's all nice and well
>>216843613Unironically used to watch Itadaki Seiki for the plot. I wanted to know how their relationship would evolve and I wanted to see her succubus mother. I was very saddened when she fucked those 2 guys in the cupboard
You guys really elect nigga called shabanana bahdmood?
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNvgZtincHg
with my 50 year mortgage larry fink and blackrock will allow me to become a home owner at the ripe age of 85
>>216843682wtf? this has to be fake based if not though. im not an immigrant. I should also be given a job in Scotland. I was thinking about it yesterday how in like 1 year of working I would pay back (in taxes) ALL of the money I ever took in benefits. sort of crazy and I should get more benefit money
Get them sunk
Wonder what race the ancient Greeks were before they were raped by turks
>>216843725Nordic
hot sweaty femdom sex with shabana mahmood
>>216843725Greeks were already raped by many peoples and races before the turks
wonder what race the english were before being raped by Jamaicans and pakistanis
>>216843733Based if true
life is a game of chancethe end
>>216843739Nordic
am a political commentator!
>>216843752more like no dick bahaha
once at work i had to ring a fella named mister mahboobhe was very grumpy and i said his name as many times as i possibly could to him
>>216843725wow this video im watching just mentioned the two different types of time in Greek Mytheology
>>216843739Look who's talking
kelly brook sex arse
>>216843757Let's have some class and decorum please.
>>216843699because you save a mere ~$100 a month in exchange for 20 more years of interest payments. It is vile.
>>216843758knew someone growing up named iqbal and we all called him "lick balls" lmao
>>216843758My PE class in Year 7 had a kid named Shoaib Butt in itWe were doing the register while we were all changing and the PE teacher said "Show A Butt" somehow and he never lived it down. Mental how literally the first day of secondary school can destroy your entire school life
>>216843736corrrr imagine
>>216843774cry about it, because all you want to do is cry
>>216843725Greeks are descendants of Ancient Greeks but mixed with Slavs, especially in the northern, continental portion of the country (islanders are purer). As you get towards the border regions with Macedonia/Bulgaria, they're about 50-70% Slavic in ancestryTurks are ancient Anatolians who've been hybridised with all of the ancient bordering peoples (Greeks, Armenians, etc) as well as the actual Turkic conquerors who begat their name. Don't forget that they started making inroads in Anatolia 450+ years before they took Constantinople
liqbal mahbatty
>>216843793this is the truth but on /int/ all southern european people are negro asiatic mongrels evidently
wow apparently wind turbines cause infrasonic noise pollution source the fossil fuel industry
>>216843803I have already, er, dealt with this issue with the party chairman
wow apparently the "the ghost in the machine" paper is REAL
wind turbine that goes UUGH UUGH UUGH as it spins
>>216843816They'll say anything these days
>>216843816Those things are a total scam
wow infrasound sounds like that thing in your ears when you lay down or plug your ears. when there isnt "marching on gravel" sound. piece 1 of 2
ANOTHER 3 TRILLION TO PENSIONERS
>>216843875mental how tall the natives over there were, true warrior people
>>216843879keep talking mong. keep going until we are all old and youve all fucked it up for us
>>216843879>>216843892Just remember boomers will see out their days being abused by somalis in their nursing homes
dressing up like an old person in boxing gloves to go to the nursing home where all the imigrants are
>>216843909Somalis/Ugandans
ukraine NEEDS 8 million african and asian immigrants
Ho Ho Ho!
Ask most gays at what age they lost their virginity, and what age the person they lost it to.Eye opening.
If I ever kill myself, I'll do it in a way that causes maximum suffering to my parents
>>216843955who hurt you
Kind of mental how quickly the Charlie Kirk shooting got memory holed once they realised the fella who shot him wasn't a right-wing groyper
hiding razorblades in my poo and then eating the poo
>>216843952Doesn't apply in my case. Gay virgin you see
>>216844008only gay virgin in the village
>>216843966Them
>>216844000Mental post
how can you be gay and a virgin lmaoanyways gn
alright mr gay interviewer
>>216844073Russians are sending churkas to slaughter white Ukrainians, lad.Best to keep this room temp IQ meme in your discord group.
peter griffin be like remember da timethat's some funny shit
>>216844095see>>216843946
lalalalala lalala lalalala lalalalalala lalalala la lalalala lalalalalalala lalala la lalalalala lalalalala lala la lala lala lala lalala lalalala lala lala laaaa
yes leftypol we know you're raidingno leftypol we aren't falling for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7tZix2KecQ
rorke wants shamima begum in jail forever
where is crodie
>>216844127I still don't know what leftpol is. I have worked out who Rorke is (took me some time)
>>216844146fonc
writhing and thrashing about in my incel bed
>>216844142o/
Everything Ukraine related is a racket to make conspicuous and sleazy criminals in yarmulkes rich.
This should unironically count as a human rights violationImagine putting left beside right there. Literally a chad against a literal subhuman. Brutal.
>>216844208crack
>>216844167it awes me how xitter mongs shill for sodium lightsthose types never leave their homes and don't know what's like to walk at nightLED lights simply do it better, feral brownoids have less darkness to hide in etc.just some thoughts x
>>216844235You posted this shit already
>>216844231>hi I'm brown and here's my shitty opinionok whatever fag
>>216844220you just want to talk about how handsome he is don't you
https://youtu.be/7QCwUaZOTis?si=PsCCQurp5f1kX9Xh
>>216844250way to out yourself haha
right that's yanks in the filter with the rest of the thirdie schizos
raped ghoul
If whites cease to exist then idc whatever else happens, I'll gladly see browns become serfs under global communism
I’d eat her shit.
>>216844254...yh
>>216844326her tit is hanging out
screeching that 90% of /brit/ will never experience thislmao]best you lot can hope for is some middle aged woman putting up with you because you pay her bills
i cant make "S turf" "S mile" "1200 spd" vodka
>>216844217Do you think you're breaking new ground with some stunning revelation here? Literally everyone knows this. Even my boomer dad knows this.
>>216844347happened to me when I was 20didn't work out tho and that's fine. in fact I'm more than happy as I am now
>>216844347>@peepeepoopoo
why do normies love psychology/neuroscience so muchIt's like the default topic when normies want to sound deep and intellectual.>our brains are actually wired to blah blah blah blah neuroplasticity blah blah>some quote from jordan peterson or whatever
201 iq autiistask me anything
>>216843613I watched Nerd Pervert last night and noticed he revealed Jessica Lo's real name. Tracy Crompton
If I hit him hard enough in the chin, will it fix his face?
>>216843770Someones been to Turkey
>>216844393sister in law is like this just droning on and on about therapy rubbish
>>216844393>I know how to read people, ive read a psychology book heh
cant believe you just replied to me sincerely, i was actually baiting you the entire time
sqormeng
>>216844418Why did he do that? That's naughty
>>216844475He was skyping with her and she had her real name on it
i wouldn't trust you with a chocolate button
>>216844393they love their neurotransmitters too
>>216844508Quecque
sometimes ... i try to talk to people, and they blatantly ignore me
>>216844543You guys are just kind of like that...
n-word
>>216844556no idea what this means mate
i'm a lion
>>216844564[Someone speaks to a Briton][Briton rejects all traces of this person's existence]
really want to shag a 60 to 80 year old woman
>>216844619hiii
Janny!
I like lil peep
>>216844771you can't say this
Born to die, worlds a fuck Hundred million dead copsFuck the world, kill 'em all -_-
>>216844273kek had a convo with someone who mentioned how much the city skyline changed whilst implying that the pakis and immigrants were somehow to blame lol
>>216844891crazy how young he was21 seemed old when I was a jit
>>216844955I been to his bench, he was really young when he died, genuinely such a fucking shame considering how good he was. Definitely Bladee and Yung Lean influence
>>216844944>>216844543amen brutha>>216844771nonce mate
>brown person from Latin America tries to explain to me what a white person is supposed to think about somethingyeah nah fuck off Pablo
I know that you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed(Kiss me with your eyes closed, kiss me with your eyes closed)(Kiss me with your eyes closed)I know that's your favorite dress, set fire to it
>>216844983you do the same to every country on earth though, pablo-lite
>>216844983that was 1 hour ago rorkejust let the past be the past x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8cDee4NvY8
>>216844347hope they both die
https://youtu.be/OeLQOfb6IBU?si=hgEzmAjJ64Cl9RqNFor me it's thisProper tune tho
>>216845040>>216845067utter shite
>>216845082Gain a clue.
My New Rocks are scuffing hardNot good. Need to buy new ones.
>>216845093kys nigger
Rorke is moving to New York because he has problems with his sleep
>>216845108Lil B is Aryan.
>>216844393Jordan peterson recently had a conversation with some homo about homos raising children and how it can be a good thing.This is what selling your soul to the Daily Wire does to you.
stupid radar bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USlSdbIJv6Y
Bladee got the pass from ecco/tbd
cannot stand how much europeans stare at people
daiichi ruby and her VARRY BAST FRAND daitaku heliosthey are JAST FRANDS
>>216844971lil peep is literally just a mumble drugmong rapper how can anyone say he's at all good or talented
>>216845157go to bed bender
>>216845164Was*And he was good, 90% of his shit isn't even close to "mumble" rap you retarded boomer faggot.
>>216845174do you genuinely think lil peep is good
where the helly did bristol go saw him like twice (!!)
>>216845183Yes he was great. You're a proper mong if you don't understand it.
>>216845174lmao sure thing
>>216845195lol
https://youtu.be/FNWiZCt3840?si=ghc0Iw6hOUcTNvzeWhat a tune.>>216845214I accept your concession.
>you're a boomer mong if you think some kid rapping about drivel over a beat while high as fuck off xanax is stupid
where’s gorpheus?
>>216845120he's a fucking embarrassmenthe should just shut his stupid fucking mouthhe's an absolute cunting disgrace
xanax doesn't give you a high, it's a downeryank mong at it again
>>216845223i wasn't arguing with you
>>216845238you can be high off benzos and it's spoken about in that way collouqiallyand i know because ive done xanax before dtfia
>>216845260don't need to sign your posts.
want a kind and loving woman like my mummy but less annoying
anyone ever seen santa claus irl?
me? I want a woman who can take care of me forever. maybe heal my bipolar disorder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOq-GTOlmMwell this shouldn't exist
i hate women
https://youtu.be/9WrMYV0btRY?si=JYi6VojYHO2GCkqlMight kill myself.
>>216845314
definitely going to kill myself
>>216845238weed is a downer
>>216845377get the lithium suppository inserted AH
>>216845389it's not a suppository fyi it's 2 pills daily but it won't change this because technically i need therapy
>>216845377ktim but maybe in 10 years
>>216845386your mum is a downer
>>216845399toby needs the rapey tooat least he's out in the streets looking for it
The train
>>216845342hahaha
>>216845417um! xWon't be raping anyone for a while yet!
nahhh this nigga clicking letters on his onscreen keyboardtherapy? he need RETAIL therapyget you a keyboard hun
>>216845458I have it open on another tab and copy and paste it every time I need itUnironically xxxxxx
Woke and and can't get back to sleep so I guess that's me up for the day
wonder how different my life would be if i didn't discover 4chan when i was 12
I like to move it move it
also just for that you're an arsehole. will be buying a new keyboard soon, don't you worry.
/brit/ is my diary
What's your favorite CIA pod bruv
>>216845494I'm posting from a laptop with a broken lid that flops shut whenever I movewe all keep it moving
weezer - tired of sexcannot relate to this song as i am a virgin
>>216845512And here I am getting angry about a single key being brokenWhy don't you use your student loan leftovers to get a new laptop?
>>216845512Y'all need some milk
>>216845494just go to a computer shop and buy like 5 keyboards for £5 eachI have like 10 keyboardsI can break them if I want
>>216845528it still worksnot an issue when it's at my desk plugged in as a desktop
>>216845536NOT happening. I have an e(x)tremely high APM so I need a durable keyboard. One of those that feels good to tap.>>216845544I am in love with you
JFK is in Tesco buying rolls and sliced ham for his work lunch
>>216845548The only thing to fear is MEAL DEAL PRICE HIKES YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH OH OH OH I'm just kidding brother
/brit/
>>216845561making yourself twilight is insane.
>>216845588sure is
>>216845588always has been
The Swedish death metal drummer Magnus Svensen is the fastest drummer in the world with a speed of eighty-six trillion beats per second.
>>216845673not sure that's possible
Really constipated lads
hi everyone
I think the leaf spamming the horses is trying to say in an extremely autistic roundabout way that not being able to post the ponies is bullshit.>look, they're ANIME HORSES. I'm posting them all the time and no one cares
>>216845739
>>216845732Thought you were asleep till spring lad
>>216845732how's your rock
>>216845739it's ratpedo on a vpn
why come red hot chili peppers always talmbout sum california
eating flapjack at this hournun u cud do about it xx
alright lads
>>216845342he has 400 monthly listeners i don't think he is making much money
American kids getting shot in their schools is a great hands-on lesson about Native Americans
>>216845913kek, how?
have you got anything that'll make you famous posthumously?
>>216845981A huge cock
>>216845981my masterpieces are undiscoveredi'll be like van gogh
tung tung tung sahur
got an employment agency appointment in 2 hours lads, wonder if i'll even bother going, i may be unemployed but i'm not on the dole anymore so they have no power over me
>>216846082Alri C++ lad
>>21684598110k+ posts on a bunch of incel forums
do you reckon it's worse to be born to a teenage mum or a mum who's over 40?
salt and vinegar hula hoops for me
>>216846115mom over 40, higher risk of genetic defects
>>216846115mummy had me at 39 and I'm a full-time /brit/poster
>>216846133Mine had me at 22 and so am I
>>216846125yeah the risk doubles, which sounds scary, but it only goes from 0.5% to 1% so it's actually quite negligibleanyway i'd argue that the risk of having an extremely chaotic early childhood is worse than being an aspie
My mum had me at 18 and i'm a 26 year old neet with severe bipolar disorder. Been in and out of the ward all me adult life
it's 7 am and the torture have officially started
>>216846162Is the dog barking?
>i'm a 26 year old
>>216846141nature > nurture always imhoid rather be a relatively genetically healthy, chavoid than a friendless aspie freak /brit/postermong
mum had me at 23 and i'm a mega autistgot a little brother 14 years younger than me who's a total normie, he's 17 and already dated several girls, meanwhile i'm 31 and never had a gf (not even close)
carlybender is literally older than me wtf is your issue
>>21684618830 is babymid 20s is ancientyou know the rules
>>216846197You're fucking mid 20's you mong
the older mother issue is vastly overblown by 4chan incels who want to justify their weird desires for young virgin women (or worse)
Might post a facedoxx from 5 years ago with the exberg lmao
>>216846212I'm literally not but I do feel ancient and that it's over so maybe spiritually I am
might move to seattle and get on the fent
got about 2 hours sleep. don't think I'm built for these early rises lads. absolutely wrecked and want nothing more than to sleep some more.
>>216846220I bet you're a handsome cunt really, just have low self esteem. Could definitely pull more than I can nowadays
im a jacked gay scouser with a stem phd and yes i am technically "homeless"
>>216846229then get to sleep earlier you mong
>>216846234
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763354279500876.webm
>>216846265not a good sleeper, me. end up just laying in bed for hours and hours without sleeping.
>>216846295>>216846295>>216846295
London to Brighton in Four Minutes is a short film produced by the BBC Film Unit. The camera was manually undercranked to produce a ‘fast-motion’ film– the journey lasted only four minutes instead of the actual time the trip took, around an hour.
>>216846218do it it'll be funny
