good morning lads, here's a breakfast idea
not many yanks about right now, at this hour /brit/ is usually lousy with the buggers
Me at Weezer 2017 Leeds
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>>216846373Exberg also there too.
>>216846373Alri lad
>>216846385yeah that's definitely him
>>216846373I felt our laotian connection through the screen
>>216846385Fucking hell no. Think he was a yank. Didn't speak to him.>>216846397Also no. Get a grip.
Stalin was evil and Hitler was evil. WW2 is very similar to the Iraq War.
>>216846373
>>216846424Gold medalGF?
>>216846435
Omelette potato
>>216846441heatherGOD v i n d i c a t e d
>>216846373where are the indians?
kahteem
>>216846441Nah
>>216846462not to sound too incel but what does she do herself exactly
>>216846294reckon you should drop caffeinated drinks and spend more energy during the day
the boy with gay porn on his drive
>>216846510she does all those things listed, retard
>>216846462she's not wrong but it's not really my problem is it
>>216846295Just copy Israel style Indog and be 1/4 gay, shit lost, shit will lose
nigeria before the white man looks better than it does today
>>216846575
>>216846521Incidental exercise is what it is more than the caffeine. M*ids are supposed to be on our feet all day
>>216846372alri
>>216846462i'm here to pee and poo, and i'm all out of pee and poo
>>216846602so what is left? rape?
the poster who went as john honey for halloween was so kino
I'm tired. My ex was holding the flag.
>>216846664that fucking bitch.
>>216846628no all that is left is an imitation of a human being
>>216846676Left sideShe was so fit
quiche is handsome..
the humble 5am post
>>216846690well not really if we're being honest but i know what you mean
wtf does quiche mean
>>216846719it is
Met this dude that was like 28 lmao
i posted about making quiche ONE TIME
Why are British men like this
can one of you just say I'm handsome
>>216846732it's a french thing, you wouldn't understand *walks away smugly*
>>216846768mmm yeah you're fit x
>>216846768but you already know that
>>216846787I don't look like that anymore to be fair.
4 years at uni and only have one group picture state
>>216846814ktim but zero
>>216846814it okthere's a picture of me in my uni days with a brit poster! I can post it if you like!?
>>216846823since when did you go to unithought you was a 2 gcse warrior
>>216846823Ok
well now i want some quiche and don't have any
>>216846833By uni days I meant around the age people usually go to uni, do you want to see it or not?
>>216846842well you want to post it so who am I to object
>>216846856Here
>>216846907you and the BF eh?
>>216846907jerma ahhh
>>216846920Not the bfIt was unironically a /brit/ poster>>216846925I'll take it, he's handsome
um...
I hate white women
>>216846935what? what's the fucking issue?
>>216846952worst therapist
>>216846963Marge
https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4
>>216846970simpson?
right well then it's fucking monday isn't it
I like that they made a Syberia remake. A proper "they care" one.
>>216846983how is this shit getting made in 2025
don't understand what modern smartphones have against buttons, why does my screen have to take up 100% of the surface area of my phone? fuck off
>>216847058well they certainly weren't going to make anything that cringe 20 years ago, and if they did it would be cringe in an endearing way, like shadow the hedgehog
>>216847062>don't understand what modern smartphones have against buttons,10 years gone since buttons
Doing a nervy poo atm. Bit nervous, you see.
i've been farting so much it's starting to annoy me
Madness, chaos in the brainLet my blood flow, make my blood flow through you, mane>>216846295bit excessive imo
>>216846373absolute state
Never not on it, leanin' so hard you're ashamedYou can't dismiss this sick transmission, huffs your brain
@ toil
>>216847140lol>>216847160repulsive favela gremlin
>>216847160didn't you commit suicide a few days ago? are you all right?
https://youtu.be/nox08f16J8Y?si=Q8d03PeYsvR7riJQ
>>216847023This is my life today
>>216847338the raped
fucks sake rorkehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763217685665568.mp4
>>216846907jerma 985?
don't like chicken with the bone in. That's just how I feel.
>>216847351>have one bad experience with a singular person>holy shit dating in its entirety is so weird and crazy!!
5 sober activities you can do instead of drinking;-wank your willard-shove your hand up your arse -try to suck your own willard -push your balls back into your groin-pull your foreskin back and eat the smegma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSkz4vATkQEopionions
>>216847464why the long face?
no jesters
it makes me happy when you scream scream screamyes it always makes my day
>>216847446I've accidentally pushed a bollock back inside me before and I had a sudden intense panic that it wouldn't come out again, not a pleasant experience I can tell you
>>216846373I hate all of these peopleI can just tell I would not get on well with any of them
>>216847522howd you get it back out did you try and hook the sperm tube with your finger to yank it back into your sack or what
>>216846373leftmost one if i had to choose
kek dont make me laffit night time
>>216847566nah I could feel the lump under the skin so I just kinda pushed down and it popped out
Quivering wreck after my 5km run. I’m man enough to admit it
my son is also named Bort
sister susie's sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill at sewing shirts our shy young sister showssome soldiers send epistlessay they'd sooner sleep in thistlesthan the saucy soft short shirts that sister susie sews
finna crash out
Feminists for the frontlines
oh come out ye black and tans cum into me arsehole like a man
>>216846295would absolutely demolish that
the whoredem https://files.catbox.moe/usc2n5.mp4
they can't hurt us if we don't let them, lads!
ah yes manmade horrors beyond comprehensionhttps://www.tiktok.com/@weirdwurst/video/7570068941100420374
>>216847758not clicking thatbut i believe you anyways
average day in the UK https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763361932715802.mp4
>>216847766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLrtDivc-E
>wake up>day ruined
>>216847768this one is funny https://www.tiktok.com/@weirdwurst/video/7571833541550476566
bought a compound bow yesterday, been wanting to pick up archery again
>>216847837tell me why i should look at ityou have to set a hook
>>216847850because i dont know how to convert to soundless webm
>>216847864oh dearie dearie me
>>216847866omelette potato
it's ok to be influenced by america, because america is, by all rights, yours
>>216847910No it’s the natives
back on the toil grind after a long weekendhate it
2010. python acog wallbang on array
>>216847922but i'm not native
>>216847940I didn’t say you were I just said that’s who America truly belongs to
>>216847948then where do such as I belong
>>216847957What is your ancestry
>>216847973here and, farther back, there
>>216847985Stop being weird answer the question
>>216847910so that means you're mine? xby the way, do young people over there use slang more often than not? i heard that that is the case
>>216847996i answered and i am weird and it's not my fault
>>216847910Then give it back sir
first job my boss was indian and he was a total wanker and i ended up quitting after like 2 months, he's lucky i didn't know the word bhenchod at the time or i would have called him one on the way out
>>216847948nothing truly belongs to anyone god didnt create the world and then say here guys this is your land now and forever i also put a magical barrier up tying your land to people of your blood so if you racemix youll be cursed you must inbreed and become retarded it would be nice if life was as simple as that but its not. those indians got btfo by a superior and more technologically advanced people and thats that
>>216848007WHAT IS YOUR ANCESTRY
>>216848039my father is named Joshua and my mother is named Jessicaone of my grandfathers is named Brian and one of my grandfathers is named RandyOne of my grandmothers is named Sharon and one of my grandmothers is named CarolOne of my great-grandfathers is named Reginald and another one had the the last name PukkinnenAll of them were born on this continent except for Pukkinnen
>>216848078I don’t give a fuck about your parents I’m asking where did yoi ancestors come from before coming to America and you know that now kill yoirself
>>216848078you fool, as we speak i have the top forensic experts in tracking narrowing you down… we will find you
good morning you smelly jobless freaks, benders, trannies and fatties
>>216848095i'd rather have swedish intelligence on my tail than anyone elsethey don't torture for torture's sake
>>216848160good morning incel projector
>>216846295I would vomit if I tried to eat that in the morning
>>216848168…not that we know of
>>216848177Dun im
What's cunt short for, /brit/? It's all short for something isn't it, ladies and gentlemen. *grabs mic* I know I'd go from rags to riches
>>216848205i'd rather be tortured by swedes than anyone elsehonestlyi'd rather not be tortured, in lesotho if it must be, but if i must be tortured, i'd rather it be by swedes
>>216848219Northerners can never mock my accent again I heard how aitch and angry ginge talk on I’m a celeb last night. Absolutely disgusting accent
> Error: You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.When you get this is it because someone reported you or did the janitor just see my post
>>216848284have you’ve been naughty?
>>216848284could be either of those. I wouldn't know because I only make high quality postspoo
Saw a thirdoid harassing a woman so I thought I’d join in and harass her as well
It's okay to pooEverybody poos
>the windrush line
Kek
>>216848284so he's here is he?
>>216848296Have you have been naughtyThis doesn’t make sense sir
good old coordinated spamming operations
preheating the toaster so it's less useless when it's time for the real deal
dreadful sorry clementine
mousey sleeping curled up into a little ball with last nights cheese in his tiny hands lying in a bed of cotton balls
poland bluds running their toasters on idle for a few mins to get the engine warm
>>216847351Rorke stands on businessI respect him
>>216848381did a brainpoo, sorryhave you been naughty?*
dropped his toast award
have just had to relinquish my sword
not once since I turned 18 have I ever been able to enjoy a Black Friday. Always been fucking broke
funny how it's Monday again
>>216848539best way to enjoy it is to not spend anything
this is pussy don’t pop for you no more sgt Lockjaw
going into rehab for my gooning addiction
christmas time is here
How do I make the 14 years gap in my CV look not so bad?
>>216848678tell porks and pies
>>216848539You're such a good little goy you know that right?
>>216848602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyeindB8B0Q
Every year I become more convinced that declaring war on Germany in both world wars was the most insane thing ever. The generations who lived during the world wars were idiots who destroyed their nation because their government told them to
>>216848694How? Surely I would be if I had been buying stuff on Black Friday
>>216848539me personally well, i need a new laptop and have been waiting a long time for black friday to get one but haven't been arsed to choose one all that time sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooalso needed: little table
havent been the same since the war
>>216848306>WINDRUSH LINEfucking hell, we're naming train lines after a boat full of illegal immigrants now
e-con-o-my?more like the con of me.
The old world hasn't been kind to us, my friend
>>216848731soon we'll have the dinghy line, and it'll derail every few weeks
>>216848731they built birtain mate
releasing lots of hot, pungent wind this morning
they built bert
developers, developers, developers, developers
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
Made a joke last night about not planning on living past the age of 40 and mumberg went all silent then left the room
just burst into tears thinking about my creps losing their freshness the more i use them
only working one day this week
imagine not knowing about the wind rush line until now fucking lmao
>>216848815oh yeah?and what else are you doing you little slut?
>>216848817I don't live in Donedon, thankfully.
>Windrush Line
>oh yeah?>and what else are you doing you little slut?
>>216848825Neither do I mate. You must be a massive freak. Go outside more
just went outside and found out about a railway line 300 miles away
>>216848819probably just sit at home
>In 2021, Sadiq Khan announced that if re-elected as Mayor of London, he would give the six services operated by London Overground unique names that would reflect London's diversity, working with his Commission for Diversity in the Public Realm.[4] In July 2023, TfL announced that it would be giving each of the six Overground services unique names by the end of the following year.[5][6] In February 2024, it was confirmed that the East London / South London section would be named the Windrush line (to honour the Windrush generation of immigrants to the area from the Caribbean) and would be coloured red on the updated network map.
>>216846510She is claiming she does not need to bring anything to the table as she is the table
>>216848711The only thing stopping you is you're poor
watching GoodMorningBritain and Susanna Reid is trying to guilt trip a mother who’s son was stabbed to death by a paki because she said she would never forgive him
Why are there so many gays/trannards on 4chan? Are there really loads of closeted gays walking around IRL or is it just porn addicts on here making themselves gay?
Incel general
weren't you at the game last week?
ryder just called me a mark ass busta
>>216848892
what was wenger thinking sending walcott on that early
peter piper picked a pick of peppersshe sells sea shells by the sea shorebut you must be sober before you try it!
megi megi!
>Small boat migrants to have jewellery & assets seized to pay for accommodation as part of Home Sec’s arrivals crackdownleftypol just had a heart attack
>>216848895I've made myself gay not because of porn addition but because I hate women.
>>216848957don't worry rorke has made himself gay to compensate
und i vood have gotten avay with it too if it werent for sose meddling yids
time for toil now
i'm scared of scottish people because i can never tell what they're thinking
>>216848957That's just copying from Denmark.The Rwanda plan was also copied from Denmark. They actually implemented it and it's working very well for them, while British politicians on both sides insist it could never have worked and is best forgotten.
>>216848892not saying I wouldn't like, but Susanna is clearly not a very nice person
clutch on my car broke over the weekend. broke down on a busy dual carriage way lol.
