a bit chilly isn't it edition
>>216849690bender
I have mapped out a schedule for the rest of the week that contains all the stuff i will do and at what time. Maybe planning is key to actually doing stuff instead of telling myself i'll do it at some undisclosed time
The Yookay is an absolute shithole heading for being poorer than Eastern Europe and you Brits are too pathetic and cowardly to ever do anything about it.
road raged at an old woman this morning don’t actually give a fuck about her like just don’t want to get in trouble
>>216849728presumably you'll be fucking off back to whichever shithole you crawled out of then?
i love pim
>>216849728hello maciek
Going to Lidl later to stock up on tins and pantry staples and UHT milk to prepare for the Black Swan Event lads
country full of bum bandits and knob jockeys
>>216849730road rage is a classic symptom of small penis syndrome (sps)
big boobies time
>>216849727I find planning tasks with a set time doesn't work. Instead I add thinks to a reminder app each day and move it to the next day if I don't get it done. Some tasks I schedule for days in the week or further away. More recently I've been using AI to help me with scheduling. Without a phone app to keep myself accountable I'd be sitting in boxers doing nothing.
>>216849777you need to be killed
>>216849768I have a massive penis and I get road rage pretty bad. Threw a full bottle of water at an old man’s rear windshield when he kept braking hard and late in stop start traffic a few months ago and I was panicking for weeks afterwards police would knock kek. I scream and swear at cunts regularly from my car.
"mental health days" have got to be the biggest joke goingHow many days are lost because people feel a bit sad or tired and decide they need a day offAt least back in the day you had to call up and put on a convincing sick voice
>>216849768I openly admit I have a small penis I even made a thread in /adv/ about it yesterday
pissin' from me penis.
bros hitler and the nazis were like... totally beezer am i right?
>>216849777rorke's feast
>>216849747There's only 1 shithole that's a bigger shithole than the UK and that's India & Pakistan. You Brits decided to bring tens of millions of them into your country lol. Even your nature spots like the lake district are filled with litter and rubbish everywhere. Absolute shithole country.
>>216849790willy pics?
>>216849791Jew
>>216849730fucking tart
the hat
>It's another episode of seasidemark uploads 50 old videos out of order for no apparently reason
>>216849813ah so you're staying in this shithole then lol
>>216849790How does it feel to be a caveman ape retard?
>>216849833That appears to be a photo of a pair of incredibly dead creps not a hat
>>216849835Passive aggressive changing the subject is typical pathetic Brit behaviour.
>>216849858yeah but you didn't answer the question mate
>>216849777Elton John's had his jobby over a rotating ceiling fan and it's sorted his haemorrhoids right out
>>216849817I posted some on here pissed up last year and got a ban and I don’t fancy copping another one>>216849838Bad but I can’t help it. Maybe it’s because I’m high test
>bbbbut she’s a woman!!!So? Equal rights no?
>>216849865not him, but i would leave if given an option
>>216849876he probably wouldn't be kicking off like that if it were man in the other car though because he knows there's a risk a man gets out and heems him
getting road rage is pathetic
>>216849873just reset your router afterwards /brit/ deserves to see the knob
>>216849887You have the option to leave. Nothing is keeping you here.
>>216849895Nice projection
>>216849901It’s high T behaviour
>>216849901proper low IQ behaviour. When another driver does something stupid I just exhale a small puff of air then resume my normal, attentive driving. Naturally no accident has occurred because I am a careful driver and anticipate the potential tomfoolerly of all other road users.
pauline quirke sex arse
>>216849920being aggressive to other blokes your age is high T, not being aggressive to defenseless women and old people in hatchbacks
>>216849931You’re a weak cuckold. Someone endangers your life by being an idiot and you sit there and take it hahahhahhw
i dont get road rage. i just calmly take down their details or follow them to their destination then meticulously plot how i can ruin their car.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XxWFh0TZwRUcan anyone tell me if this vid in tokyo is ai?
>>216849954So when that old person goes on to kill someone the blood will be on the hands of everyone who coddled them
thinking about king charles
>>216849785idk if a set time will work for me yet. Just trying something new innit
Thinking about rorke...Why is he such a jit?
Time to do a quick 20 second search on indeed and then text mummy saying that ive been looking for jobs
>>216849982would you die for your king?
High test behaviours:>speeding>mild road rage (beeping, bit of shouting, not absolutely losing it)>drink/drug driving (couple of units over the limit not totally bladdered)>splashing people waiting at bus stops when there’s a massive puddle
thinking of moving to a small cosy english village but i know i'll get attacked by all the rorke's there
>>216850039no fuck that
high t behaviours:hanging yourself in the garden
>>216850042>couple of units over the limit not totally bladderedbeta
sent that jf packing with a flea in his ear lol
Any other high testosterone but low sex drive man in
i'm an incel cause i'm high test
>>216850068Knowing your own personal limit and not sticking to what the government tell you is true alpha behaviour. I know when I can/can’t drive.
High T behaviours:Wiggling your tight white arse to some good music
all rorke ever gets is gru-el
>>216850088>he can't drive after drinking a whole bottle of vodka
>>216850072how did it go with the escorts?
>>216849966Used to work for a car insurance company. One that we'd see sometimes was people would pour strong acid over policyholder's cars. The car doesn't melt into a puddle of goo but the cars were written off every time. Anything the acid touches needs replaced. It takes seconds, is completely silent, doesn't set off the alarm, doesn't require breaking a window.It wasn't very common though.
>>216850104Not feeling very drunk after an entire bottle of vodka means you’re either morbidly obese or an alcoholic, both extremely low test behaviours. QED.
you lot will fight about fucking anything
>>216850141Just because I’m high test, makes me competitive you see
oh no we won't!*exits stage left*
i can feel the changes,i can feel that you've gone all gay, and that i have gone gay with
>>216850049There's no rorkes they all vote lib dem
>>216850163I'M NOT GAY
just been chased by a pack of wild rorkes
Seeing soaring of British people in SeoulI don't know why
/brit/ trip to Mr Beast Land
>>216850164yeah but i'm pretty sure they'd all start voting reform the moment i moved in
>>216850193we just like see-saws
>>216849727>Maybe planning is key to actually doing stuff instead of telling myself i'll do it at some undisclosed timenever worked for meperhaps you'll just need to accept that you have ADHD and need meth
I've been unemployed for 6 months now. No idea why I bothered turning my life around if this was the end result.
2018. Beast From The East. Going out in your Astra at 2am for a maccies. Roads empty except for a gritter with his orange lights flashing in the distance. Grimes - Oblivion on Spotify. Parking up by the completely frozen river and having your double cheeseburger and chicken nuggets. No lectures until the afternoon. Go home to warm flat and sleep until 1pm.
Kier nooo
>>216850238for fuck sake uni was wasted on me
>>216849759lil purple freak nigga
>>216850254>Dick Schoof
love the ski lodge episode
>>216850254hows milei getting on
>>216850203imagine a place where everywhere you look you're met with his lifeless grin and dead-eyed stare
the term "wog" is basically socially acceptable to say in australia because it refers to mediterraneans like greeks and italians and lebs, but since it refers to black people in the uk, would it be social suicide to say out loud?
>>216850238I either in my grotty uni flat doing nothing or stood behind the concession stand at the cinema doing nothing because nobody wanted to brave the weather just to see some Marvel shite
>>216850254Every country is going to have a Bukele at some point. Another country is going to try indiscriminately locking up criminals soon in massive jails and it’s going to work and suddenly every fash leader will be advocating for it.
men float over the channel on dinghies, wash ashore then get sorted out with a hotel room until a council flat can be provided for them. For free.
>>21685025491% lmao very legit
you know what fuck it I'm going to write the year off and go all in on Christmas
im a white ass nigga going hard as fuck
>>216850274fucked up the economy and had to beg daddy trump for bailouts
>>216849767ie. your friends
>>216850298Yes it's a slur, being exposed for using it would certainly exclude you from public office
strapping my bwc into my array of rube goldberg jelqing devices with ropes and pulleys
>>216850298It more refers to non-white people in general here. Not something you would say openly though no.
>>216850298get arrested for having gollies up behind the bar these days
i had kfc or burger king every day when i was at uni. mcdonalds was a bit too far to walk.
i'm about to tear up the fucking dance floor check it outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFTC6YKh-U
>A Sri Lankan influencer is at the heart of a network of more than 100 Facebook pages posting anti-migrant and Islamophobic disinformation about the UK, an investigation shows.
>>216850353Alri tubby
I did Deliveroo when I was in uni and got loads of free food. Was based, I was raking it in.
>>216849790What a fucking soft-cock.
>>216850116I posted on here about them on Saturday. I didn't find them attractive and couldn't get hard. Had a nice chat but that was all. One seemed like a druggie.I've got another escort booked for the 30th. She will hopefully be better.I've also messaged the Russian escort one last time, apologising and asking to try again.I just want to find an escort who I can build up confidence over multiple sessions with.
>>216850370was he also behind the muslim rape gangs?
>>216850370Rorke’s ideological hero
>>216850321
i dont want to work i just want my slop
>>216850393extremely esoteric Frasier "I'm Guy" reference
what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator
>Asian L = EU Stop kek
>>216849813Shut up, Randy, your country is full of Mexicans, that you can't stop coming in.
>>216850462>BUREBRRY
just woke up feel like SHIT
might ply metroid prime or resident evil 4. neither played either series
>>216850254At least you're not us.
rorke is exposing himself
beating my cock black and blue over rouge the bat's fat fucking tits for the 5,975th time in a row
>>216850488the fuck is this
is freemasonry bad?
>>216850478the tag is blocking the right side of the B making it look like an E you stupid knobhead
>>216850420not it, dickhead
you're all a load of cockheads
>>216850488homestuck is for autistic ftm tranny pedophiles who finger their boyginas to south park yaoi
>>216850310i think el salvador was a special case. it was effectively a low-level warzone where every civilian lived under constant threat of death.i think things have to get a lot worse before people accept and appreciate such drastic measures
>>216850526
>>216850531>locking up criminals is a drastic measurewoah...
>>216850521simply can't be making statements like that when you're literally a fat brown greasy hairy greek wog swarthoid nigger cunt irl
>>216850544locking up people without any judicial process because they have a tattoo is pretty drastic, yeah
>>216850509one of my friends at school's grandad was a grand master mason or something
post rocks pretty good but god its so slow and you know whats coming before youve even heard the song
>>216850561thought that was an interesting anecdote did you?
>>216850556except it isn't when all the tattoos show affiliation to murderous gangsbasically holding a sign saying "I'm a violent criminal"
why do all zoomers look exactly like this?
>>216850526truth bomb btw but the homestucks are cute
last 3 days gambling have been stressful. first day, get to 10k then lose it all. 2nd day, get to 5k on rakeback and lose it all. today, get to 5k again and lose it all. its always when you feel like you cant lose again. oh, i already lost like 5 times in a row, surely it wont go on. so you go a bit bigger, and go, well if i lose now ill just double it. you lose again, and double the initial 2 bets. then you lose again, and double the 3 bets. then you lose it all and youre screaming.
>>216850561Didn’t answer my question did you
>>216850544rounding up thousands of people into mega-jails without any due process is quite drastic yeah. they're not criminals until theyve been convicted, and almost none of them have ever been tried or even will be.
>>216850582microplastics
>>216850591well to be honest i don't know if it's bad or not
>>216850607they're terrorists and enemy combatants, they don't need any
live, love, laugh
>>216850582social media
cumming everywhere
>>216850622yeah let the government just casually decide who's a terrorist, rorke
>>216850622by simple probabilities there's at least one person locked in there with them that isnti'm not defending them btw like you seem to think I am, like I said the situation was horrific and called for drastic measures
havent had a wank in months, no sexual thoughts. i am locked in to napping all day with my cats
>>216849834it boredom
Wow do the younger generation have different haircuts? That’s crazy, that’s never happened before ever in any other generation, millennials are so cool for realising that and pointing it out.
has nora fawn gotten her fanny out yet?
>>216850663ahhh love that great feeling
>>216850298Yeah you shouldn't say it in the UK. People will think you're an incel
>>216850670whos that>>216850679whats that
>>216850585
>>216850667correct, millennials and previous generations have had a broad array of subcultures with all sorts of hairstyles and modes of dress, while zoomers are culturally homogenous and generally negro-adjacent in their style
>>216850679there he goes
>>216850686... white cat spotted ...
>>216850670at this rate i doubt she ever willthink shes realised you can extract buku bucks from simps without even whoreing yourself out that much
>>216849901SHITTING PEUGEGOT
>>216850670doesn't even show her booba.in fact she's a virgin, she's saving herself for me.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761951261699325.mp4
>>216850489Metroid Prime is GOATED
about to flip this general on its head with three measly little words
>>216850389There have been white rape gangs in the UK too, there was a BBC article about one. Maybe we should focus on stamping out rape gangs no matter who the perpetrators are and what their ethnicities are
>>216850721/brit/ is sturdier than that mate, think you'll have just a bit more trouble
>>216850715her face is kinda mid desu
>>216850679The proverbial 'berg, as it were
>>216850721were you disappointed about the rugby or do you not really care
>>216850713>>216850715i saw a webm the other day where she showed her pubes, it's only a matter of time before those knickers slip lower
>>216850670>gottenFOY
Yesterday me and my partner went for a walk and three kids around 12 were coming the other way, and started shouting abuse at us.We are alternative and have quite a loud appearance which might be relevant. They were shouting insults at us and wouldn't leave us alone so we made some comments back and decided to start walking another way. They started picking up rocks and throwing them towards us (none of them hit) and one of them was filming it on his phone.We walked in a loop twice to try and lose them but I was freaking out because we are 30+ and if they were adults then it would have been different, but you cant fight an under 18. My partner was furious and wanted to chase them but I was like do not. It's not worth it because we are the ones that would look bad.They kept following us shouting and swearing at us while filming.We made it back to the car and got out of there but the whole thing has given me such bad anxiety.
You can live your Japanese myth with Zenmarket just btw
>Queen Victoria, the British monarch from 1837 to 1901, and Prince Albert (her husband from 1840 until his death in 1861) had 9 children, 42 grandchildren, and 87 great-grandchildren. Victoria was called the "grandmother of Europe".wow that's a lot. and all from her royal fanny.
boringcentristmongs at it again is he
>>216850751My partner and I*
>>216850744not into sports me, couldn't care less. I can only imagine your team is 80% immigrants like your football teams and therefore its a rather pointless exercise
>>216850707>MY generation was cool and cultured, not like the bloody kids these dayspeople have been saying this reddit shite for tens of thousands of years you ignorant toad
>>216850762nah you've got me confused, i'm excitingcentristmong
>>216850753sounds illegal>>216850767wouldnt say 80% but yeah there are blacks
>>216850761She was apparently deeply in love with Albert and was devastated by his death and never recovered.
>>216850762Not an argument
>>216850771nah millennials are a cringe generation, but at least we've got variety
>>216850721nigger nigger nigger
>>216850795Absolute madman
>>216850787Don't argue with gimmiques, me
>>216850795:/
>>216850795
>>216850778They're all blacks
.. breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Bargain loving brits in the Sun on 5star on my TV via puck in home ...
Eva, aged 13, was last in contact with her family at 8.00pm on Saturday, 15 November 2025.
>>216850792look mate i know it's funnier to imagine zoomers as literally being 100% vacant eyed broccoli haired vape sucking golems but genuinely believing it just makes you sound like a spazzoid
fuck sake just can't get enough sleep at this time of yearonly 3 more months of dark days to go
NEW>>216850416>>216850416>>216850416
just read that its illegal to let your cats outside in australia
>>216850870true but also same with millenials all having star wars memorabilia all over their homesgeneration wars are played out and gay NOT LAUGHING
>>216850875:/
>>216850883dingos rape em
>>216850867why do you keep posting these you awful nonce
>>216850875erm
>>216850909let him post his obituaries
>>216850902
Mumberg sorting me out with a bacon and egg butty and a cuppa T, love that woman x
>>216850840I accept your concession
Will be funny to see all the backbenchers vote against the new immigration changes, making Labour's fate even more certain.
>>216850867you took her didn't you?
>>216850935ever shag her up the arse?
>>216850870i'm only attacking visible zoomers, i'm sure sensible law-abiding zoomers who don't care about tiktok or posting the same recycle catchphrases over and over exist and i have nothing against them, in fact my gf (born in 1997) is a zoomer and her worst offence is using the term "glow-up"
>>216850935How old are you having breakfast made by your mother?
cant stop watching wmbf porn
>>216850937You accept my knob up your chuffchute is what you do
>>21685096143
>>216850953can you describe the smell of her vaginer
>>21685096132
holding in a poo but squeezing it in and out so it rubs my prostate
>>216850875
>>21685096121
>>216850971Don't see the appealThey look horrible
>>216850979a little musty
>>216850953do you honestly expect anyone to believe a bloke who's made a gimmick out of posting missing children cases on 4chan would ever be able to acquire a gf
oh fuck me I'm losing weight too fast
raping my arse
clotted cream fudge came out a bit sticky. reckon my thermometer's wonky. could remelt it but can't be arsed, at least it holds its shape.
You just know there’s a nigga called Callum in this thread right now lmao
leftover chips and a couple of fried eggs i reckon
>>216851008hammered that freak into the bones of the earth
>>216851008hmm, i appreciate your drive to follow your intuition detective, but the bloke who posts missing kids is not me
>>216851028*bursts into tears*
If I find them I’ll shag them
doing those horrible horrible pre-poo warning farts that are especially hot and pungent
>>216851060
>>216851060They're my fave
>>216851046if i find you ill shag you
blud called michael
>>216851060corr get the poo done, then you can do those lovely post-poo farts that are nice and airy and you can let them out will full force, confident that it won't result in shat pants
>>216851046mousey when i trap him in my eternal rape labrynth
>Robert Griffiths will step down as the General Secretary of the Communist Party of Britain after 27 yearsleftypol in shambles
Destiny, aged 13, was last seen in Liverpool at 5.30am on Saturday, 8 November 2025.
forgot my niece's birthday. oh well she probably doesn't care
>>216851060Nothing better than a fart when you’ve got a round in the chamber.
>>216850679vile coward cat
raping my bloody arse
>>216851086those are the best fucking farts ever, light, cool, completely scentless, just pure lab-distilled nitrogen gas and intestinal relief
>>216851091didn't know there was a liverpool in australia
>>216851128kys
>>216851047he has those nice puffy nipples
>>216851128
>>216851128right well
>>216851060Once I didn’t shit for 5 days but when it finally came out it was so fucking big and chunky half of it was sticking out of the water and I also had precum leaking from the tip of my cock because of the prostate stimulation
>>216851047Don't know the context but it not right all the same
>>216851169this happened to me one time but some actual cum came out
>>216851128...huh?
>>216851169umm
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/254881356good stuff if you're on a budget for 45p 600+ calories. even better if you have some sausage meat to mix in with it
might make a cuppa
GF just ate 4 Jacob's Cream crackers with butter for breakfast then left for school.
just finished vampire: the masquerade - bloodlines 2wasn't very good but i found the game addictive somehow, loved how the final boss fight was against a naked lady
>>216851169youre lying if youve ever held in poo for long you know its not a spaffing matter
>>216851128spaino on a vpn madone
arse rape, oh arse rape
nonces, poo and cum. just another day on /brit/
>>216850042bro im so high test bro i drive while doing drugs
>>216851208you're paying £2.65/kg for a flour rather than buying it for 47p/kghttps://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/299623681
i for one say that noncery is bad and the nonces need to leave our little social club
>>216851249I just want to break her skinny little body corrrrrrrrrrrr
Gone 5 days without pooing at festivals because I daren't touch those toilet seats!
>>216851208Man's just eating stuffing!
noncing about noncily
>>216851274why do you think being a pedophile is funnytheres not even a punchline at all it's just "HAHA I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN LOL". rotten gimp freak
violence against the state
>>216851310t.nonce victim
>>216851274She's 27, Phillipe. Too old for you.
There's nothing wrong with flour btw. 300g of flour mixed with some water costs about 20p and gives you 1200 calories. I have it 2-3 times a week as a cheap energy drink at work
um
>>216851318no but this response is also very telling
>>216851310because he is a paedophile?
>>216851328This, but add a veg stock cube to the water.
>>216851295she's so hot but she streams at such dogshit ungodly hours
>>21685132613 years old is sexually mature? why don't you go and look your mother in the eyes and tell her that
>>216850751>if they were adults then it would have been different, but you cant fight an under 18Lol yeah I'm sure if they were adults this individual and their "partner" would have laid them outAlso there's nothing wrong with fighting kids, it's not about age if they're big and could hurt you you've every right to defend yourself
>>216851348>Watching a stream and not a dance video from PatreonCouldn't be me.
>>216851336what if i just want to be locked up by a cute girl but have no interest in that AGP sissy nonsense
>>216851326kys FREAK
mi tink mi gwarn tek mi own lyfe
>>216850489Never played Metroid but RE4 is kino. The original still holds up great and the remake is surprisingly good.
>>216851376
>>216851326attract a noose round your neck
>>216851376genuinely need your head caved in theres no saving you at this point
>>216851031corr
>>216851370i need my gfe dose
>>216851376what a cope. after 18 a woman has at least 12 years without any elevated risk of a sick child, and even after 30 the risk is negligibleyou just want to fuck 13 year olds because you're a nonce freak
>>216851418>and even after 30 the risk is negligibleMy mum had me at 40 and I'm an autistic racist sperg so I think the risk is pretty high
>>216851412That's fair. When does she actually stream? I will watch for she.
>>216851328But bro your proteins, your minerals, your vitamins!On a more serious note it's fine if it's a part of your diet but it shouldn't be most of it you may have deficiencies if you eat it for too long.
>>216851326pop your head smooth off
might buy a lottery ticket. I don't often but feel I am due a lottery win. Especially since I did the right thing and phoned the bank when I found that debit card last night
*releases a cloud of microscopic green spores*
it's alright lads. men who talk like that couldn't score any even if that group was legal. just an all-talk /brit/ pervert.
> 14-18 when women are in their prime but society wants to lock them away till their used up and unable to produce many healthy children it's not right
hes probably arab or black considering its a french flag
>>216851432obviously at 40 you're pushing it
>>216851474no shit
>>216851376the richest most powerful men in the world always pick women in their early 20syou're just a demented pervert
Frenchlad has a point. Can’t argue with biology
>>216851503>>216851503>>216851503nouveau fil
>>216851439boring shit mostly. slop games and some crafts but she often wears a cosplay while doing it
>>216851461Nonces really do say things like that and expect to get away with it. I hope he gets a friendly visit from the police involving a baton up his ass and crocodile clips to his nipples the ugly bastard
>>216851512When
>>216851604at ungodly hours. like 2am