yanks edition
belly is rumbling but not for hungerfor stinky rotten farts or a big poo
a screaming poo bardley welsh
Reckon I've done 7 poos in total today
rorke (net worth: £30 in Next vouchers, employment status: economically inactive) triumphantly arguing from his childhood bedroom that we're "in a bubble"
Hey guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISgg86529yM
>>216853509you on stimulants lad? i've been on modafinil and i've done 3 today
>>216853516Hayy sister!!! xx
mad how kino the wire is
>>216853542only made it like halfway through season 1, found it boring, enjoyed the intro though
>>216853508300 posts left in this thread and nobody will beat this NOBODY
>>216853529rorke's crush
IN THE YEAR 2525IF MAN IS STILL ALIIIIVE
>>216853529'dice on the 'rit/
>>216853574seen that video toomental how the jews are giving everyone the same youtube vids
hearing reports that rorke is a diddy blud
>>216853556>boringyou're not wrong>enjoyed the introgotta keep the devil wayyyyyyyyyyyy down in the hole
script written for my latest 'tok vid
>>216853607she got it all back
Henry VIII. Progenitor of English civilisation or mad tyrant?
>>216853628I reject your false dichotomy
when you see such a cute picture and it make you smile
might wank to South East Asian slags
I'm only 29 and I have two nephews and a niece all around 19-20 so there's no reason why I should be so out of the loop with slang and shit so what the fuck's going on
standards for femboys were so low in ancient times imagine sending a modern femboy nigga back to ancient greece they would go into a rape frenzy
not had my blue NHS booster letter through yet this year. Normally I get it along with the old people as I have epilepsy but nothing this year. maybe they're not doing them anymore
learning manual so i can get a gf like this
>>216853662there was no such thing. there were slaves that were slaves that were buggered
>>216853662they didn't have hair removal laser treatmentor toilet paper for that matter
>>216853675>there were slaves that were slaves: O
>>216853604what video lad? I just have the song on my playlist
72 virgins
how often do you lads upgrade your pc
>>216853705took me 5 years to open the case and dust it
>>216853705haven't for five years and before that it was three years
>>216853705>your pc‘
>>216853705I built mine to last me a decade. Changed it two years ago, last one was from 2014
>>216853607Boomers will do shit like this and then tut at their kids for browsing tiktokThe number of mums I know addicted to this shite
>>216853705after my mobo died i just started using my thinkpad and connected it to my monitora downgrade if you will
leftypol is so open-minded his brain fell out
>>216853705only ever had one
>>216853739what the FUCK
randomly pulled a muscle in my back when cooking and it hurts badlythink I'm getting old
>>216853675they also bummed free men (boys) it was very common
>>216853751same. i've just replaced the motherboard, cpu, gpu, ram, case and storage over the years
>>216853705Since I built it 5-ish years ago I've only put in a new SSD and replaced the PSU that gave up the ghostWith the way current games are optimised I'll be needing an upgrade next year perhaps
>>216853510I'm very sceptical of all the bubble talk. adjusted for the value of USD the S&P500's performance doesn't look all that impressive and we already had a massive correction this year with orange retard's big board.People can talk about hedge funds taking short positions or holding cash but hedge funds are obviously hedges, they're always going to run somewhat counter to the market.
>>216853724ktim
>>216853751not very helpful is it lad
>>216853765then it's not the same pc
ram is very expensive right now because of AI
>>216853760>cookingYeah right cooking a wank weren't you?
>>216853802get some more downloaded
>>216853796I beg to differ
>>216853796alri theseus
>>216853796Computer of Theseus nwahs be like
>>216853818actually he was referring to trigger's broom
>>216853802nah it's because of EU5
Trigger's PC
>>216853812that's me done right up the arse then
>>216853685they would lather themselves in olive oil and scrape it off the skin, as well as plucking their bodies hairless, they also valued gymnasiums and ate ZERO processed unhealthy foods. If anything, our drugged up mentally ill 'femboys' would be tossed into a pit for how sickly they look
dire thread with neeks talking about this PC’s
remember when Del Boy
crystal palace porn
>>216853818tell us about your masters again carl
seen a lot of schizos have meltdowns because greeks and romans were gay bummers
half life three will be announced sometime in the next 48 hours
>>216853764no it wasn't. you think the entirety of ancient greece over its entire history had the same culture, norms and laws? you think like an american you dolt
>>216853855Toned and shaved Anatolian boys...
>>216853887gay is a modern way of looking at it. before the bible (jewish) bumming was seen as natural and good, then the jews told us it's a sin. well bollocks to the bible, nothing sinful about putting me cock in an arse
>>216853907they were gay bummers mate, they covered towel boys with olive oil and did things to them
>>216853929i think you're mistaking your perverted gay dreams for real history again
>>216853929Nothing gay about that.
following the roman femboy diet for 7 days
>>216853941they did bummings and they loved it
>>216853947lots of persian cum then
overheard one of the high-ranking, outspoken brassy women at work saying to another toiler that she's "had enough" of our new annoying manager who is always on everyone's case about targets and micromanaging. Says she's going to have a word with managerberg's 'berg about him.This bodes well for me as I also dislike this particular manager. It's good to know that others, especially high-ranking well-liked individuals such as this woman, also hate him. I was tempted to chime in when I was listening in to say "yeah he's a bellend" but it's best to keep such things to yourself when you are a meek individual like me.
for just one night lads, lets through caution to the wind and stick our cocks up each others arses.
>>216853947Be careful don't do that I did once as a meme and I ended up having wide birthing hips for months as a result
>>216853955me when describing what happens whenever you see your mates
dont think l'd stick my cock up some roman boys arse but l guess its fine if one wanks and sucks me off
>>216853961
>>216853981*crickets*
>>216853965Office gossip can be quite juicy at times
>>216853973*licks lips*
magine you just a humble little briton, laying about in your swamp somewhere near modern day kent, got blue woad all over you, praise the druids and that, then you hear your horses startle and some hairless romans with throbbing pulsating cocks and towering over you ready for a bumming.
>>216853965the ones at my office usually talk about menopause
We should try this in the UK
i had sex with my sister once, it felt way too awkward and we never did it again
have noticed that women tend to overwork in shitty jobs for some reasonhave met so many who refuse promotions, don't job hop and stay in underpaid roles where they're basically being taken advantage of, funny that
>>216854020little bro needs validation from strangers when he posts lol
>>216854020shut up you stinky ausdog
>>216853953they dont speak japanese they just go aaahhhh flaooooghhh bwuhhhh
>>216854046least inbred ausdog
ummers
>>216854067>>216854071*rapes you across the room at 900000000000000 miles per hour*
>>216853981great post you've done him
drinking tonight to try cope with the gambling losses
>>216854067>>216854071
>>216854021I try to keep out of it and just do my work then leave. When I do get the odd bit wafting over the airwaves I greedily gobble it up and store all of it away for later. They all hate me for being antisocial and autistic.
twitter is so fucking stupid. magatards are posting vatican walls as some sort of gotcha to the pope's comments regarding immigrants. what the fuck
>>216853542>>216853556>>216853611I think I watched the first 3 seasons and then I stopped watching when they introduced the schoolkids. Season 1 was good though if I remember right.
>>216854097powerful
*teleports behind you and bums you right and royally* heh, nothing personal kid
>>216854052Victim complex or inferiority complex, often a bit of both. Men are more adventurous and tend to go elsewhere or try their luck. No surprise there really.
I am entering my Soulful White Boy Era
Did Americans go too far once they invented colour smut?
>yhe binble
What happens when the umchickens and the umbunnys like each other...
[Standing at the grill]Ausdogs are just about done if anyone wants one
>>216854111*uses a shrink ray on myself to get down to about the side of a grasshopper and sneaks into your pants and shags you up the willy hole*heh, better luck next time
I managed to mount the IDE/PATA drive that I found in my old room when I last visited mum lads. It's been on a shelf since 2004 (going by the newest files) and still works. Holds 3GB and I got it with my first PC in December 1997. It's very slow and some files seem inaccessible but otherwise it's mostly fine. Mental.
just found out about world war 1nasty business that was
>>216854166easter
It's honestly ridiculous how much power women have even as escorts.Complete seller's market.
things i like about Britain>pub>grub
Need to start preparing for the next escort I see lads. Due on the 30th. Need some advice.I've got to approach this differently to the Russian one. This one is British at least, similar age to me, which might be better as the Russian was a few years younger and was maybe a bit immature, should also avoid communication issues.I doubt I'll be able to get hard the first time so I have to somehow get to the point where I can return for a 2nd try.I'm thinking.1. Tell her at the start or the day before that I'm very inexperienced and want to take it slow.2. Don't explicitly say I'm a virgin unless she asks.3. Look at her profile and chat about things she says she likes.Any other suggestions? I really want this to go well. Seriously asking for help here.
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
>>216854052Invariably every woman I have ever met in every job I have ever had has been in a relationship or married.Reason I raise this in relation to your point is that for these women, their man is also a source of income. In their jobs they can afford to fuck about on the bottom rung of the ladder, never put their hat in the ring for promotion etc because it literally doesn't matter to them. The income they bring to the relationship is always magnitudes less than their husband, who works a 'real' job.
>>216854203so my advice would be to fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>216854183yes prostitutes are notoriously powerful and wealthy
>>216854183if they were smart they'd be doing onlyfans, and in fact a lot of them are and that gives them licence to jack up their escorting fees
timmy viewing a ford escort againjust buy something you indecisive twat
30 year old men talking about umchickens
>>216854203my only advice would be to travel back in time and undo whatever irreversible mistakes led to you being like this
>According to Sultana, ‘the real terrorists are the Israeli government and, ‘we will not rest until Keir Starmer, David Lammy, Shabana Mahmood and the rest of them are in the dock over their hate response and made to account for their crimes.’
>>216854175*borrows said shrink ray, shrinks myself down to the size of a grain of sand and bums your arse without you even noticing* oh, it lush
I'm 36 and haven't had sex in 15 years.
>>216854241actual paki politics wtf
>>216854219
>>216854230i'm 30 and i'm not talking about umchickensnext time think before you speak, might hurt someone's feelings with that unwieldy mouth of yours
>>216853476
>>216854241a raisin said all that? while i'll be!
need to shower and go shop but cba
Why aren't you at work?
Genuinely feeling depressed and full of despair
>i'm 30
i like this canadian, you can tell he's not DTFICwhy are some canadians decent but literally every single yank is absolute sewer tier?
>>216854260>Of course, now the speakers had to address the elephant in the room, but even after I had pointed it out to them, they seemed to struggle to name what they were seeing. ‘We have to view it as the same hate that also creates the fascist mobs outside the hotels that target Muslims,’ said one speaker, concluding that Muslim and Jewish people should ‘unite under the fight for Palestine’.
>>216854203wish you'd fucking die quite frankly
>>216854294you motherfucker i'll cut you
>>216854298Speaking of DTFIC, I haven’t seen him for a bit. Wonder if he finally killed himself
>>216854280if it's only the shop and back I'll just rinse my hair / face under the shower, dry off then head. They're not going to smell my armpits or groin through several layers of clothing (though if it is at that stage then yeah fair play a shower is required).
eating lego
great now getting AI sissy slop
>Labour mutiny at plan to take migrants' jewellery plunges crackdown into chaos: Home Secretary backpedals on tough Denmark-style reforms as one minister 'threatens to resign'well, that was fun while it lasted
>>216854298literally no yanks are posting right now
getting horny from the drawings in this frances first femboy video
>>216854312you sure you can still move that fast?
I only found it recently that you're supposed to say Sultan like it's in sultana (like Sultarn) rather than saying Sultan
>>216854337yeah but they do generally, and when they do it's the most braindead shite i've ever had the misfortune to observe in my life
>>216854287this is what work looks like these days
slapping my elbow thrice before jumping off the beside table and on to my gran who is fast asleep
>>216854336fucking hell just get Reform in. this is just embarrassing
>>216854354thats crazy
>>216854287I get up at 01:30AM to be ready for my shift that begins at 4AM. Once work is done I come home, hang around on here and if there's anything needing done, errands and such, then I'll do that. Have to go to bed quite early though. Anyone posting about going to bed between 17:30 and 19:00 is me.
>>216854354right well no ones going to do that are they
>>216853542I watched the pilot episode. All the characters look the same and I can't understand half of what they're saying.Jive-talking scallywags.
>>216854354oh yeah? and how do rasheeds pronounce "king", probably like "k-LALALALA ALLAHU AKBAR *explodes*-ing" yeah?
>>216854336mad how they just have to deal with this one issue to ward off the threat from reform but they would rather destroy their own party and even the country before letting farage anywhere near power
AWS Study done there lads. Hate hate HATE Networking stuff. just don't get it
>>216854315he mostly posts from the paedo botnet nowadays but he’s still here every day
if i had a genie i'd ask for a wife who always wants to eat my arse
>>216854383what a horrible depressing life you have. why would you subject yourself to such a miserable existence. surely its a life only suited to friendless incels
>>216854406AWS is a scam, real niggas use a VPS
>>216854406it's all a series of tubes innittubes and pipes
>>216854251Couldn't be me, I'm a prolific sex-haver you see love sex too much hahaa love the penis in vagina and the women it feels very nice and good
*surreptitiously takes a wee sip*
Japanese women with gigantic arses. Make it so.
>>216854398>le 100 indecipherable regional accents man can't handle a SINGLE show with superior american vernaculars interesting
if i was in a horror movie i would be the guy who makes a plan and survives it all while eveyone else falls like the pawns that are
>>216854454I don't listen to hip hop
did /brit/ ever used to talk about stuff or was it always stream of consciousness nonsense and blog posting
>>216854474its basically the same as it always was but with more schizophrenic types
I'm the reincarnation of an Urartian craftsman.
>>216854402شاه في الشطرنج
i just found the wire boringdidn't even finish season 2miserable dull showat least sopranos was funny
please describe the scent of your bellend
might become a parking ticket enforcer but never enforce the tickets, subvert that system from within
Found the game where THE umbunny comes from, you lads know the onehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2796550/Rental/
>>216854383Remember working morning shifts it was actually pretty nice, I would come home at around 1pm and eat with the family then have the entire afternoon all for myself, shops weren't as busy, the gym was basically empty and you would actually get some sunlight in winter. The only bad part was getting in bed so early in summer when the sun is still out, your biological clock really says no to sleep whenever it catches a ray of sunshine
>>216854518smegma
>>216854530wtf no way!!!!!
>>216854518skips and piss
>>216854530looks rubbish its half an hour long its an outrage
>>216854525how'd you earn your commission then
are people seeing my posts or am I shadow banned?
ayyyyy gabagol this thing of ours (we cant say crime because we think larping as business men makes it better) ayyyy tone its bout bein a professional (murders a waiter in the parking lot) ayyyy its bout family *kills his nephew*
Word to the wise. Remember Pearl Harbor
>>216854209I've met single women like this. Career-minded women who get too attached to a company and just end up slaving away for them. To be honest I've met blokes who have been taken advantage of this way too, just because they're pussies who want to stay comfortable probably
>>216854518mint shower gel
>>216854525you'll have a quota you wont be able to miss sorry mate but the gov' always gets its nut if not from you then some other schmuck
>>216854570don't know what this means, fortunately. have an IQ under 90
2 doughnuts and a brownie acquired from lidl bakery for my healthy (!) lunch
right thenkip and then shower I believe
>>216854511Commendatori
Beer and wine procured for my grim alcoholic twat toil
>>216854518Inexplicably pungent, strikingly putrid, eye-wateringly foul
>>216854601yeah but for the short amount of time im in, there will be no fines. If we all joined councils and government jobs and did nothing but do the best for people, england would be fixed in a day
When's this going to stop?Tell me. Please tell me. Say you'll make it better again.I miss the way it was. The way things were.I would rather die than know that I will never relive those moments again. Because this isn't living, this isn't anything at all.I would rather die.
>>216854577nah they're just shite x
what will it be then?
There's a stinky Frenchman in this VERY thread
>>216854686xX
Back from my driving lesson team. Was pretty good overall. No stalls today. The three minor fuck ups were>Waiting to close to a parked car for traffic to stop so I could get past>Not observing on a mini roundabout >Fucking up gear change from 2nd to 3rd and clutch made a loud crunching sound
>>216854577Just mentally filtered sorry x
don't reply to it
which hobbit are you?Pippin for me
starting to lose weight but gonna miss rubbing my belly while i lay in bed. not sure if being sexier is worth it
>No stalls today
>>216854709kill yourself
>>216854699>He could be you, he could be me, he could be...>*head explodes*
>>216854668>"just doing me job mate"the battle cry of the 99%
>>216854733doxable info
hairlineberg is taking ages to recede. looks like it's barely changed in the last 10 years.
>>216854693cheese and pickle for me mate. Cheers x
>>216854733the one that knocked stuff over and nearly got everyone killed by orcs
>>216854693all the roast beef please love x
>>216854733odo proudfoot
>>216854733fatty
unspeakable evils are currently emerging from my rear end
thats rorke done then
>>216854738why does he assume the person with the camera is making fun of him?
>>216854799
>>216854428I don't think a normal life is for me lad. I've worked full time before for years in a somewhat decent industry and I always felt like what am I actually doing this for?To me full time 9-5 waging makes sense if you're a normie and you're reaping the full benefits i.e you're working for something greater, you come home to a gf/wife/kids, you're both planning on buying a home, you go places together, holidays etc. When I was a full time wagie I'd spend all day waging, I had a commute that was like 45 mins there in the morning then an hour or more on the way back depending if I caught the train. I'd be home for like 18:30 or later sometimes. And I was doing this 5 days a week for... nothing. My whole life I've had no friends, no gf and all that. And I've accepted that I won't ever have those things or be that normie. I could climb the company and all that shit and it would never make me that normie because I'm autistic and odd and I've been like that my whole life.Now I work part time, 5 min commute on empty roads, smash my shift, forget about it, then I get home and chill out, do some exercise, get my shopping, living what amounts to a NEET lifestyle except I am legitimately employed and do actual work except by the time the sun is rising I've already finished work and have the rest of the day to myself.People who are on the normie path baulk at my life but I don't give a shit. I don't care about having kids or a family. The less things in my life, the less stress. I do as little work as is required to keep going and that's it. There's no customer interaction or social interation in my job. I live my autistic little life and do my own thing and that's enough for me.
>>216854810>gay pedophile wet water
>>216854693liver sosage for me thanks pradeep
tonights watch sorted
sucking a thick juicy bubba
>>216854854youre gonna love that one
>>216853705I need a new PC now
the earlier you get up the more stuff you can accomplish. Past 7pm no one gets anything done
>>216854855
>>216854766That's Pippin but in the books he just gets scolded over the hole stuff. The orc ambush happens like two days later and it's Gandalf's fault (he stops the fellowship in the archive so he can read and they get surrounded).
>>216854855'
>>216854871reminds me of a phrase i coined: 'the early bird catches the worm'
Yeah it ain’t lost lil bro
>>216854733Frodo because he's the most depressed
>>216854871I get nothing done before 11pm then it's a mad rush until 2am. Genuinely hate it
>>216854886wish a bird would catch my worm
there's a tiny cigarette burn hole in the hood of the second hand jacket i bought from ebay and it's visible from the front. of course the seller neglected to mention this or show any photos of it. i will KILL his family.
x files scully footjob
>>216854896looks like a dribble of spit hanging from his mouth
>>216854896Genuinely sad they not only took this man's gold but also his razor.
I am Donald trump
Need a 42 year old Japanese hag gf desperate for sex
>>216854896yes, 'lost'. very likely lol
>>216854932we don't sexualise are Scully
>>216854944same but 22 and frigid as a fucking brick of ice that hates it when I touch her but puts up with it
>>216853519Yes lol I am also on modafinilit's gooood stuff
drinking my FOURTH cup of coffee
>>216854922if it's legitimately not in the photos or disclosed in the item's description you'll get a full refund if you return the item. You'll need to get off your arse and return the item though, is that something you're up to?
>>216854950yes nigga we do!
imagine doing the biggest shit of your life and after it finally plops into the bowl you look down and it’s actually a crying baby
>>216854963he actually did it the absolute madman
>>216854974That's a black woman pregnancy
something changes after 4 cups
in the PS2 games, you could play as the hobbits but they were shite compared to the other members
>>216854974Would flush it down all the same
rorke's nan in tears upon learning the christmas card she sent rorke has had its 2kg gold bullion fall out in transit
Hurt my leg while running and had a bit of a limp for a day thought it was better so ran again but it was sore while running but tried to keep running until I couldn't and now it is even more sore than before and I can barely walk
what do you reckon these were used for?
anyone want to do a jigsaw puzzle?
>>216854974would rather not imagine that it sounds horrid
>>216855009weaving or sewing of some kind
>>216854896all of my amazon packages arrive opened
dude cody you gotta come try my meemaws homemade ornj juice sometime
>>216854974>>216854988>>216855001>>216855012the anal humonculus baby alaistair crowley prophesied
>>216854967yeah i know. they refund stuff even if you're just a knobhead who's changed their mind and the seller specifically put doesn't accept returns (has happened to me). since then i've always put accepts two week returns because the cunts at ebay make you pay their return postage if you don't specify they pay when you allow returns
>>216855009Some sort of ancient game I would assume. Maybe gambling of some sort.
>>216855009foreskin extenders
gf on the verge of breaking up with me might go for a walk when shes due home from work and turn my phone off so she thinks ive killed myself
>>216855009Maybe a fishing net weight? The protrusions make me think it's meant to stay inside a net.
>>216854336Who needs an opposition party when you've got the labour back bench
>>216855038cut your finger before you go and drip some blood towards the door and put some on the handle too lol
>>216855038That'll teach her
>>216855038mess up the cutlery draw and leave some cupboards open so she thinks you're manic
>>216855009probs just an ornamentthey worshipped Platonic Solids back in the olden times, thought they were the key to unlocking the universe and all sorts of other insane drivel
>>216855009100% has to involve a string or thin rope, those baubles cant be anything else except for wrapping a string around the base
>>216854405Labour are shit at everything, fixing immigration alone won't save them
samwise gangee the realest nigga
squeezing out a platonic solid
>>216855087that nigga a fucking midget or something
https://jiggie.fun/0E4htxpornographic jigsaw puzzle lads get in here
>>216854958got a script or just buy it off some jeet?my wanker doctor wouldn't prescribe it to me, but was more than happy to prescribe actual speed
we know the One Ring changes size to fit the wearer so what would happen if someone put it on as a cock ringmust be a real rush surely
my dad got banned from ebay
sir the hobbit
honestly? when you're on a certain level, socrates and plato just seem kinda like dumbasses......
>>216855133whys that
>>216855143plato was a real nigga
einstein is like whatever.....
right this is a literal child
>>216855121vile gooner
put honey in my tea and its rather nice
nuclear physics is no big deal..... pretty simple science if you know your stuff.....>>216855157you sound like kinda a dumbass.....
>>216855162adult gf that has a body like that >>>>>>>>>
>>216855126Yeah got a script my psychiatrist will give me pretty much anything I ask for
NEW>>216855185>>216855185>>216855185>>216855185
>>216855199why do niggas jump to make the new before 310
