The Day I Fell Down the Toilet edition
anyone down for some worm fun
>>216856621retarded edish
>>216856646Not all homosexuals do this stuff you sad freak.
you know you are dealing with a retard when they accuse you of being the years scapegoat, used to be black, then jewish, then trans, now indian. You fail to see how easily influenced you are for such a 'free thinker'
>>216856596>UK ravished a lot of the world, AUS ravished the aboriginalsSo? A lot of the world's peoples have "ravished" other groups ("ravished" is a very gay choice of word by the way), Maoris and the Irish included.>oh no we've never done thatOkay. Stop doing the haka then, if you've never waged war you bunch of fucking homos.
>>216856664im a homosexual and i have fun with worms
>>216856665t. black jewish tranny
>>216856665ok well your gay lol
>>216856672you fail to read what i say, you just attached your own meanings to what i said. Typical ravisher
>>216856665groupthink, normie :-|groupthink, chud :-O
wish my career was comfy gaming.. no stream no job just comfy gaming lol ...
nth for the baddiedem
>>216856714You've been done. Mince away, iwitwink.
nth for violence against the state
>>216856690looks a lot better when not dressing like a retardjust needs to ditch the meme socks gimmick and she'll be fully formed
>>216856743haven't been done at all and you can act all cool guy rude attitude style all you want, the truth is what is
>>216856750You can't post this mate
cannae believe gibbymoo is deed man
>>216856775*ravishes your fat brown arse*
>>216856690
Just thinking about how hard that brown kiwi fella got bummed in this very thread just now
Hello, yes, GCHQ?Another one for you >>216856750
>>216856784and she seemed so mentally well!
right well that's kiwimong done, who's next
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/fit/1763292720749207.mp4
poo
>>216856621cover is missing a James O'Brien quote of approval
whoever just gave up on the pornographic jigsaw puzzle, big progress was madehttps://jiggie.fun/0E4htx
>>216856786>>216856805>>216856813*scratches and damages your prostate with my long fingernail* you wish i was done, keep saying it and it might just come true xX
>heven't bin done et ull
>>216856739Any hobby you turn into a job loses all its flavor.ade that mistake once and not going to make it again
>>216856836
>>216856817need my nose thermally grafted to her rectal passage
rorke's read
>bin lad done
only ravishing the Irish did was at behest of the english. Only ravishing the Maori did was between themselves and therefore moot (yes moriori were Maori)
Bin's go out tonight
>>216856843>made that mistake once and not going to make it againwhat was the hobby/job
>>216856784>>216856812Huh?
>>216856855That's a child's naked buttocks
deary me here he goes again>y-yes we raped and pillaged but it's okay because... well it just is!!
therefore we dont deserve ravishing from globalhomo, there is no justification at all, the punishment does not fit the crime. where as UK, AUS and USA were all built on crime
oh I think it's the greek schizo on another vpn
sniffing tipex. heard it can potentially kill you.
>>216856911oh yeah? why'd they publish it on a book cover then
making 2 sandwiches in the sandwich press rorkes fucking fuming
And the very latest from Fat Pheebs??
>>216856933it was acceptable in the nouuuggtiiies
honestly think there's no excuse to watch youtubers, if you're into that shit then you are someone who deserves to die
>>216856890she's dead.
zarah sultana is so fucking fit
>>216856973i mean vtubers
>Hi, my name is Gaby (though most of you will know me as Gibby or gibbymoo) and I’m raising funds for private therapy to help me in my mental health recovery.>Having struggled with my mental health since I was 11 years old, mental health problems have robbed me of so much. From the age of 11, I have struggled with self-harm, suicidal thoughts, anxiety, panic attacks, and chronic dissociation as a result of childhood trauma. When I was 17, I was diagnosed with anorexia nervosa, which left me bed and chair bound, and having to drop out of college. Since the age of 19, I have been admitted to psychiatric hospitals, sectioned, and put on all sorts of medication.>21% raised of £6.2k goal
>>216856958Before noncing got a bad name
>>216856873NSFW animations. Used to do it for fun, then I thought of opening a patreon, social media, the lot. Made good money but it completely ruined it for me. It became all about the numbers, the money, productivity, keeping up with clients and voice actors/sound guys, taking requests, answering emails...You'd think something as silly as making a few animations of girls shagging would be good easy money but now I can hardly bring myself to work on it.
fucking hungry
Osama Been Done Lad
We’re really lucky that we colonised Australia tbqh. Entire paradisical continent for British people. If only they still let us just turn up when we wanted. Imagine how shit it would be if France or Holland or Spain had won that prized land.
>>216856978source?
>>216856978Proof?
>>216856991I knew it would be something sex related, but I assumed you'd taken to being a gigolo for rich old men so I suppose NSFW animations aren't so bad
>>216857009this place is a fucking shit hole. we're all dying of skin cancer and spider bites. don't come here.
>>216857009we should have kept our better colonies after the world wars and dumped the less useful ones
Ostarmer bin laden
>>216857009Imagine leaving the EU and replacing free movement with India and not Australia/NZ. Defies belief really.Anyway, I hate Australians, and wish the land to be nuked to glass.
having some beers. they just taste like savoury bready water dont know what you cunts get out of this
>>216856948Whingeing about PIP assessmentsCan't say I'm shocked
>>216857026It was pretty nice, not a lot of work for money. But it's a business like anything else
>>216856989I can offer Gaby discount therapy for just £1000
>>216857043>Anyway, I hate Australians, and wish the land to be nuked to glass.bit rude, why's that
we at /brit/ say rip to gibbymoo
>>216856827BOMBACLAAT
>>216857052yeah bread water is basically what beer has always been, kept the egyptians sustained when they were building the pyramids like
>>216857052I get drunkHaha
>>216857027no it isn’t. the weather is amazing, you have a continent of open space, the work culture is relaxed, everyone speaks english and goes to the pub like we do, everyone (or used to be everyone) is of our ethnicity and comes from our country. salaries are higher, homes are larger and not victorian terraces or shitty deanobox newbuilds. it’s a great place. >>216857043was the tories mate. wasn’t my call. wasn’t even old enough to vote for brexit when it happened.
>>216857097FOLC
>>216857088tastes like shit im going to throw the bottle at my nans head in a second. so pissed off
>>216856991Were all your 'clients' off the dark web or something
y’all getting any rain up your way
do australians say "faff"?
>>216857116me when I'm Spiderman quipping at Venom
>we're ouh doying of skeen canca and spoider boites. don't facking come here
>"gaby morris obituary">0 results foundGibbymoo's just wiped her socials x
>>216857097mate literally 2/3 australians will be diagnosed with skin cancer at some point in life, i've already had it myself but luckily caught it early and had it cut out, and i don't even go out in the sun that muchwhat i'm saying is the UV radiation here is the highest in the world and is absolutely insane. plus there's deadly spiders and snakes every bloody place you look, the white man was not meant to tread this soil
>>216857052I like bread. Bready water good.
>>216857138
>>216857144shut the fuck up
>full name posteduh oh
>>216857129only people i heard say it were brits
>>216857123no it's quite clear and crisp out
>>216857140
>>216857166my full name is Robert Mckay
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>216857152>literally 2/3 australians will be diagnosed with skin cancer at some point in life, i've already had it myself but luckily caught it early and had it cut out, and i don't even go out in the sun that much>what i'm saying is the UV radiation here is the highest in the world and is absolutely insane.fuck sake would it kill you retards to wear long sleeved shirts and linen trousers?
Dont think theres any realistic way for me to move to Australia, you see im in a line of work that isnt easily transferable
>>216857194yeah because we'd die of heat stroke
>>216857116No it's all legal as long as you don't sell or advertise to minors. Only patreon backers asking for commissions with their freaky fetishes. You have to keep them happy but politely and respectfully decline to do sangoku footjob
>>216857177
>>216856973Anon issued a fatwa against me cause I turned on sky news live
>>216857209No you wouldn't, just stay in the shade
>>216857152that’s why suncream, sleeves and hats were invented >the white man was not meant to tread hereyeah maybe in the outback. the green parts of nsw, victoria, taz are all temperate and many parts are climatically very close to the british isles. it’s why we were able to colonise it so thoroughly, could bring loads of sheep and cattle and you’re not out swinging a hammer in the outback 10 hours a day. you all live normal 21st century lives with clothes and air con. you just don’t want me to come because it’s a paradise and you don’t want your british brothers coming over
Tasmania is the Anglo's natural habitat
>>216857138Screamed a bit at this despite my best efforts
Lots of empty space in New Zealand...
>>216857223nah, if you're along the coast (where most of us live) then it's humid as well as hot and the humidity carries the heat into every nook and cranny, there's no escape except into an air conditioned environment
>>216857238Surely the Anglos natural habitat would be England no. Or Anglen, in northern Germany.
Australia singing the blues about le skin canca and spoiders. grow a pair you baby bunting soft cunt
Tasmania describes the height of popularity for the fast-talking, quick-spinning looney tunes character
my name is poo wank but my christian name is mad how and my muslim name is gay porn
rorkes fucking finished lol mad how angry this makes him nothing he could do
>>216857258Yeah it's a joke you fat spack
>>216857285ps
>>216857254get out of it nige
>>216857279Alright rachel mad how
>>216857285Erm why are you eating warm food? You'll catch a hot
>>216857231>the green parts of nsw, victoria, taz are all temperate and many parts are climatically very close to the british isleslmao no. in this specific part of the world we literally have an atmospheric condition that causes extreme UV radiation regardless of climate. we have the highest rate of skin cancer in the world, and new zealand has the second highest even though they actually are a lot more temperate than us, it's the hole in the ozone layer you may have heard about but no one really talks about anymore, it's here
>>216857197"Good"
>>216857275shut up you irrelevant neekthe virgin freak colonyaustralia = cool tanned shaggers where everyone wants to live. pioneer history, tropical beaches, heirs to the british empire new zealand = gay nerds, muh lord of the rings and rugby (not even good at it), have to larp as polynesian savages to ape any authentic culture
no ziedy today? didn't even realise it was 3pm
>>216857322why don't you just make clouds
>>216857342the new jannies cracked down on him and heathermong
>>216857344me when I go a competitive vape show but I just don't really get the fascination
>>216857327Done him
>>216857344*makes a cloud in your face with my bum*
>>216857327Lord of the Rings is better than anything Australia has tbf
>>216857323We built your fucking country mate, some autistic little freak online telling me he doesn't want me there isn't going to stop me when Australians LOVE British people
>>216855627Anthony Joshua won an Olympic gold medal in boxing and he's been undisputed heavyweight champion of the world twiceWhat's your record lad?
>>216857382well met, Alistairhow's your homebrewed mead going this year?
mallardian post
had some mead the other day and it was fab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eWdDo5BGsfermenting raw beef
Bring back racial segregation
Hairline integrity - compromised
>>216857404Mead? In autumn? You're mental mateI've been busy going to steam train fairs and showing off my hand-made waistcoat
my drag name is Rachel Segregation
where's your head at
>>216857446shriek
Independent Wales, Independent Northern Ireland, Independent Tasmania.NOW!
UK crying out that the tropical forested livable colony is worse than the 90% desert police ran authoritarian shit hole with propped up neighborhoods more like retirement homes or movie sets.yeah ok bud
Projectile vomited across my mattress but I can't be fucked doing anything about it
>>216857440By continent I hope
Erome wants me to verify my phone number so I can keep posting my cum tributes.Shan't be doing that.
Australia was fiscovered by a french explorer. My claim to l'Australie are as solid as yours and I am owed by royal decree a parcel of land and two dozen sheep.
>>216857471ffs rorke
>>216857455Nice oneMine is Sheena Wassermann
>>216857487hmm no i don't think trannies farting is acceptable
>fiscovered
>>216857493Fiscovered? Is that an insurance thing?
>>216857493reminds me of how the chinese "discovered" gunpowder but used it to season pork until Europeans showed them the way
the left are the real racistswe rightists just want a colourblind society
Okay off to top myself I'll never recover from this one
>>216857493australia was discoveereed by the chinese mate
>>216857537colourblind because all we'll see is white
Always catch myself muttering to myself "Nigger" when I see a black person. Not in a racist way like. Reckon one of them will overhear me soon. African gentlemen have rather excellent hearing you know.
>>216857482fresh fish from the ganges
>>216857549>>216857493pretty sure the aboriginals discovered it mate
fucking LOVE dijon mustardlove mustard in general really
>>216857532Europeans be like "these explosives be too spicy for me"
Mad how there's a bottle on a beach in WA that has France's claim to Australia in it
>>216857567>love mustard in general reallypoo screaming this is me
Chinese lad invited to an Australian BBQ brings gunpowder-seasoned pork and takes out half a village
always think theres something odd about seeing a little chinese fella with an aussie accent
n'hao mate
>>216857565sut up you idiotic moron
tasmania used to be attached to the mainland but the chinese explorers that discovered it had a celebratory banquet and the rest is geography
Ah, so sorry!
Psychosisberg convincing the relative to get a switch oled instead of a switch 2
>>216857586naturalized chinese girls with aus accents are the biggest sluts on planet earth stay away from them
>>216857617your mum used to be attached to this dick and had a celebratory banquet where every course was this dick
6-7
>>216857565Aboriginals were literally spending all day pretending to be asleep until the white man came along
>>216857570Come on it's not even the good bit just let us have a little chunk
right lads my gammon shanks are coming out of the oven in a couple of minutes I dont want you lot being horrifically unfunny when im gone like you usually are
>>216857640glad i'm gay and i don't have to deal with this
>>216857586remember that one episode of the inbetweeners where there was a chinese fella with a thick cockney accent? it was the one where they went clubbing in london and parked in front of his garage and he came out yelling about how he couldn't get out because they'd blocked him in
okay but can we talk about how cooked egg yolk sticks to crockery if you don't rinse it off straight away
If you can't beat them, bum them
>>216857640glad i'm an incel and i don't have to deal with this
>>216857685porrij does this too drives me mentle
>>216857663You got New Caledonia which is like a mini Queensland
my schedule has been working so far lads. got a lot of stuff done (thumbs up emoji) (thumbs up emoji)
>>216857668yea you just gotta deal with aids hiv loose bussys and pooey bum holes
>>216857680no sorry i cant recall that one
>>216857663me when the government bans getting craps from the chippy for the sake of lowering obesity levels
>>216857663ts sending me why so relatable :crying:
jewish gf wants me to dress as an SS officer in bedfreak she is
>>216857706grindr is distorting your view of homos
>>216857685the difference between leftover weetabix and actual concrete is about 3 minutes
materialising a pot noodle with an egg cracked on top and a ham sandwich
>>216857709https://youtu.be/Bc24ZNHiDMQ?t=1345no wuckers mate here it is to refresh your memory
Dossing about on 4chan all day again
>>216857724seen some atrocious things happening at my local gay sauna mate
>>216857640trvke
>>216857744>an egg cracked on top and a ham sandwichthe French be like "write that down!"
>>216857759mental
erm le am sandwouij
wouldnt know that "gay saunas" even exist me
mad how brits are literally grey
>>216857766yay
it's a gay porn fsh
>>216857735youve got no fucking idea what youre up against
Asian women with English accentshttps://youtu.be/wkGbO84M9NEAsian women with Scouse accentshttps://youtu.be/eYXcZal3Op0Asian women with Scottish accentshttps://youtu.be/WYy7UjRMPcwAsian women with French accentshttps://youtu.be/-K2kMo3kJ2Q.
>>216857644Delete this lil bro cringe asl ong
>>216857766>>216857814UM x
need to get back into the daily shower routine
>cheese...cake....a cake made of cheese...
>>216857812If you're a gay incel then you're not gay you're just an incel
>>216857831Rorke (aged 33)'s favourite meal
michael imperioli didn't actually have a driver's licence when they were filming the sopranos pilot and apparently crashed the $60,000 lexus he was driving for real
>>216857821screaming
i'd fuck that
>>216857831Actual toddler food
>>216857867they also killed him for real to make it realistic
glod
>>216857867Anything else you'd like to make up for us?
>>216857897fucking hell
>>216857897take the piss>>216857907it's true though lad, why would i make that up?
>>216857899fucking stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBUyswPRLQEthey relinked up
am umbunny x
She boiled her brainhttps://youtu.be/4pDWOgLGpZM?si=jhl0s4ZwpdynR5m9
the rape rabbit
>>216857925>why would i make that up?Personally I love making shit up
>>216857907Aliens didn't exist until 1993 when Chris Carter invented them for The X-Files
f f fuck a beat i was tryna beat a case but i didnt beat the case bitch i did the race!
where’s gorpheus?
>>216857949UM
sniffing my unwashed bellend
>>216857954well this one is truehttps://nypost.com/2022/10/27/michael-imperioli-lied-about-drivers-license-on-sopranos/
>>216857970flavour notes?
gay retard hour is it
kind of feel sorry for indians like imagine living life knowing that there isnt a single person on earth who will ever think you're handsome or cool or funny you're just semi-sapient blob of biomass
>>216857903the tentacle rapist
>>216857999well you're here so yeah
>>216857999you going somewhere at 5?
>>216858001>imagine living life knowing that there isnt a single person on earth who will ever think you're handsome or cool or funny
i was sent from africa to destroy you
its been 5 years since 190 last posted and /brit/ has mentioned him 12189 times since
>>216858007you read all of homestuck? read it a few years ago but stopped when they introduced the new alpha kids
/brit/, give us a (You)!/brit/, /brit/ give us a (You)!
>>216857983not sure why you think posting a link will help your case when this is not a link board
need some help lads ive been drinking too muchhttps://jiggie.fun/0E4htx
>>216858027fucking knew some quasimodo freak who's spent his whole life wallowing in self-pity would do a reply like this
>>216858062don't be difficult my love
have so much respect for the han chinese race
Honestly have to laugh at how pathetic I am. Even prostitutes don't seem to want to see me again.I've got another escort booked for the 30th. If that one refuses to see me again after, I genuinely don't know what I'll do.
>>216858071I put a nipple on her nose and you've clearly moved it off so nah fuck ya
>>216858071blud what is that
fart on fart on n heads
hiring a nigerian witchdoctor to exorcise my litlte nephew
>>216858058YesThe ending is fucking atrocious but it's pretty good until act 6 act 6 intermission 5 imoAlso you missed out on the single best character of all
>>216858087Wish they'd give Tibet back to the Tibetans of course.Otherwise yeah they're pretty mint aha x
>>216858117ok lisa simpson
>>216858106hm might finish it sometime thenthink modern readers miss out on a lot not being part of the cultural phenomenon and all that though
>>216858143pffft hahaaahahahaa
>>216858143scream
>>216858143me when I'm playing smash or pass and my mate bagsys marge
im the worlds first white nigga
>>216858187ok
>>216858187
>>216858214s
sir nige farage
>>216856621The Day My Bum Went Psycho is far superior to this shit (pun intended)
>>216858214
>>216858214this is genuinely the worst post i've ever seen
going on my neighbours wifi and googling gay porn
/brit/ posting and watching gay porn from my local library
>>216858276what kind
>>216858276My neighbor Abdul
watching the squirrels againtheyre amazing
i love ralph he's so innocent why the fuck would you say that i'm genuinely upset now
always that one lad taking the jokes way too far
>>216858300calm down
I don't feel right
leave ralph alone
WOOOSH delivery half an hour latefuming
>>216858330me when I've just trod on an IED and I put my hand down my boxers to assess the damage
shagging his da then
why cant i talk about im a celeb on /tv/? cause no of you will post there to make the thread last more than 3 posts in 8 hourswhy cant i talk about im a celeb on /int/? cause you're all spastic mongssimple as
>>216858369Woah. Boobies!
>>216858369celeb talk is one of the lowest tiers of nigger cancer aids topicsget a clue
>>216858369because it's 2025 and that show is dead mate
>>216858369chatgpt said i come across like a really interesting and funny young man actually
>>216858369sorry mate. don't watch that slop
seasideMARK dont eat rapeseed oil my leeeeeeds it healthy all the way for him
in the 1960s the average british family spent more in the pub each month than on their mortgage
New>>216858446>>216858446>>216858446>>216858446
I don't watch sloppaganda
