mummy cox edish
>>216865890
one of my oomfies got done for manslaughter :33
hello my little cumbunnies x
>>216865891A dog's brain is literally hard-wired for human companionship. Leaving it alone in the wild/outside does more damage to it. It's not a wild wolf. If you must, leave the mother a baby or two so her maternal instincts can keep her happy. Cause in this case, her maternal instincts do outweigh her need for human companionship.
I am a polite handsome young man capable of friendship and love.
leftypol tuning into im a celebrity get me out of hererorke also tuning into im a celebrity get me out of here
criminalise owning animals as pets NOW NOW NOW
>>216865980or you could just kill it and eat it
>>216865840hong kongguangzhouzhangjiajienanjingshanghai
>>216866001me on my binge watch of married at first sight then celebrity traitors then im a celeb and finishing it off with a winter rewatch of this years love island
>>216866012the 'berge
>>216866012Feed catberg right fucking now
>>216865980>leave the mother a baby or twonot enoughany puppies taken away causes the mother depression
umbunny passing through x
>>216866066we’ve done this
We rich baby go get your money up playa
Rape the disabled
>>216865980Why don't you let the dog make its own choices. Perhaps it would rather live a feral life, shagging other dogs and having puppies, instead of being castrated against its will
>>216865954I do exercise and my testosterone levels are at the high end of normal range.
bullying isnt reallike genuinely how does anything get bullied, literally just walk away lol
might go to japan and drink in those tiny pubs they have
got rorke and leftypol locked up
taping leftypol to a giant speaker and playing drum and bass on max volume until he turns to goop
>>216866150His death was deserved
I am a gümmibar
Any womfy man in
>>216866150mental that his cousin just let him get brutally murdered
>>216866057How so
> BREAKING: Rachael Reeves set to announce a 5p per wank tax, and a 85p bumwank tax
>>216866158he was incompetent but not really a tyrant
>>216866210>and a 85p bumwank taxsurely this is against the european convention on human rights
>>216866207maternal instinctyou take offspring from a mother and depression is what happens
>>216866090Nah. Dogs would rather live with humans. The human-canine bond is one of nature's little quirks. Your pet dog can literal almost read your mind, and knows your habits and personality better than a human. We are evolved for each other.
>>216866250Any evidence that this applies to dogs?
>>216866066Through the dark, squalid hallways of /brit/Mousey’s writings on the wall in blood and poo.
lil TimmyUK shitting in his nappy
>>216866258my dog eats its own shit
>>216866276So?
Just realised I'm no better than a Redditor. Yuck, just yuck.
My beard is my personality
>>216866258we domesticated them over thousands of years you stupid cunt it's not "one of nature's little quirks"
>>216866301what's her name?
>>216866300downvote
>>216866258Let the dog be free and it can decide for itself. If it really wants to be around humans then it will walk up to humans and spend time with humans. Or if it would rather live a feral life and shag bitches then it will do that. When you take a dog to the vet and you have the dog drugged and castrated, you're giving the dog a disability. Did the dog ask for that? No it didn't. Would you like it if someone forcibly drugged and castrated you? Presumably you wouldn't.
>>216866258>We are evolved for each other.stupid cunt
>>216866296just saying she does a shit and sniffs it and eats it
>>216866301Would like to round up this kind of person and mince them all in a big faggot mincing machineDoubly so if they go by "The[Adjective]Beard" online
>>216866301My lack of beard is mine ;_;
are expensive gyms worth it?
>>216866210i'm ruined
>>216866407You're just fucking jealous.
feel like I’m wasting my time with this coding shit. Feels like it never gets any easier
HUGE choke on Only Connect
>>216866150Sir Tsar Nicholas II
>>216866435console.log('Cry me a river');
>>216866439she can choke on something huge if you know what i mean
How do I network online I want to become a boss
farting out my bum
>>216866095Maybe you need a relationship instead of shallow intimacy?
>>216866450gromit
Never made sense to me that cloggy engages normally here sometimes but then slips into his usual spam at random intervals
Got a holiday to a beautiful country that fascinates me next week, but all I can think about is the cocaine I'm going to do when I get back. I am beyond pathetic. I pray I die
>>216866269yes
what do i get the urge to learn how to play an instrument when i know ill be terrible at said instrument, but then get said at knowing that id be terrible at playing an instrument
>>216866595you are the dumbest, blackest retard gorilla. complete mongoloid idiot.
>>216866565Blackthorn was such a Chad in that. Love the ninja attack when he blasts em with the gat
>>216866327domestication is part of evolution
>>216866610they can be quite fun even if you are shitoften a bit spenny though
rorke imploding
got the hairband on, feeling like Jack Grealish
*answers phone*Slab, I'm handling some motherfucking bidness homie. I hope you calling about money?
I did not know that the man from American Psycho was English.
smaller than they used to be
>>216866621I know. I'm sorry. I want to be a proper man, but I'm broken. I need to be killed
>>216866666Um!! xx
>>216866498Obviously but I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never kissed a woman who isn't a prostitute.
no i suppose you're right
>>216866658Um
>>216866699His parents are English
>>216866699Very impressive.....Now show me where he grew up.
>>216866610Takes everyone time to get used to one, just get stuck in without pressure or expectation
>>216866012Looks almost exactly like my 'berg
hopefully we can do better come the summer
Funniest Troon on university challenge
>>216866714Need to get the fuck out of Wales then
>>216866699nigga has 3 first names
>>216866642Rorke tweeting at Tesco on X, telling them he's not surprised that Tesco would omit the word "Christmas" from a Christmas tree, given that they were founded by a guy whose surname was Cohen
>>216866699wonder if hes related to gareth bale
>>216866699>Bale has remarked, "I was born in Wales but I'm not Welsh—I'm English"."Oh no no no" meme soundbite plays
>>216866714Emma Raducanu's parents are Chinese and Romanian, yet she's British
>>216866774she isnt british
the best english actor is peter o'toole simple as
>>216866774ethnically she's a disgrace
>>216866774i dont bloody think so
>>216866773Ok but I will just ignore that
>>216866818wtf does that mean
>>216866818she's fit
>>216866327Confirmed you have no idea what you are talking about. Keep your cock sucker shut if you don't know anything about the subject, you "Canadian" fool. "Domestication" of dogs isn't like the domestication of horses, cows (you know, that thing you worship), etc.Dogs and humans worked in tandem. In our early days, they filled the niche of protector, finder, retrieve, shepherd, hunter, etc. In return, we gave them food, warmth, shelter. Humans and dogs have always been pals. And, their evolutionary track has evolved to suit humanity's needs. Their brain is the best in the animal kingdom at reading body language; so refined is the dog's brain, it can understand finger pointing (the only animal besides a human that can do this), eye gaze, feet placement, to understand where a human will go. It can understand a bunch of things that other animals cannot.Keep that cock sucker shut bud. Do a little bit of reading next time. I thought you worshiped these animals?
leftypol sucking a veiny black bbc and rorke watching
want to be terminally online forever and just never go outside or talk to anyone
Pigeons are gorgeous animals
>>216866889ok
>>216866565Might watch this as a double feature with a fish called wanda
>>216866889>a veiny black bbcjust say argentinian
king dvd
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>216866895why are so many fucking weirdos like you attracted to /brit/?
Ok I will get a pet cat!!
>>216866669That's not that bad actually kek. You can do it anon, just get a date every once a while.
You've never supped a pint in your life
>>216866999because 4chan is social media for losers
>>216866376We literally are to be fair, not sure how fucking retarded you'd have to be to not understand that
>>216867051used to be a shaggers general
>>216867055dogs arent the product of natural selection
>>216867082Don't have to be to have evolved you little fucktard
yeah we didn't domesticate them it's actually that "their evolutionary track has evolved to suit humanity's needs" with absolutely no input from humansfucking clown
>>216866895Yes mate, do it, its womfy!>>216866999Piss off, judgemental freak
>>216867082yeah they arehuman intervention is part of natural selection
>>216867062Oh dear you actually fell for it
buy me outim done with /brit/buy my share and let me get on with my life
>>216867062yeah when everyone was at uni taking advantage of drunk flatmates
They're having a meltdown over the evolution of dogs
Severus Chud I know you're the ummy bunny poster
oh, humans are natural so therefore nothing is artificial it's all natural and words don't mean anything is it? kill yourself
>>216867168change the channel pinkie
browsing /r/beermoneyuk and it all looks very time consuming and tedious
>>216867082Mate, study show that dogs are one of the only animals (the other being elephants, for different reason, that being because they think you are small and cute) that release oxytocin when they look at you. A dog's brain is literally hardwired to seek humans to become happy. They also have evolved to develop behaviors that will help release human oxytocin.They are quite literally built to try to please humans as their evolutionary purpose.
>>216867112Obviously not though is itThat's artificial selection
>Ford Focus production ends after 27 yearsowari da..
thoroughly done with cronem and diaspora posting
freezing my arse off. mr gasberg staring in through the window rubbing his hands, but I shall not relent
>>216867213End of an era
>>216867213Escortlad in tears over this
why is rorke like this
>>216867284Shebanana lol
wish arr nhs would just give me adderall
noticing that the belgian is now attempting to bypass filters and avoid being banned by changing up his usual phrases ever so slightly
>>216867284what, funny?
>>216867236So where will you be posting then?Grow up
>>216867298i just steal gfberg's ritalin lol x
I should have never told the toilfu I smoke weed
>Polling lead by financial situation of households - Reform is winning households who struggle to make ends meet; Labour is ahead among comfortable households
>>216867284sc
I'm sucking myself off
>>216867302the new jannies have the cuckle brothers on the ropes
Cheating bitch
submitted a return request for this >>216854922 and the cheeky fucking cunt had the audacity to offer me a whole £10 partial refund for misselling me a jacket for £200
>>216867362alri marilyn manson
Insane how I had every opportunity to be successful socially, build a career, and to be functional man, but I allowed my childhood trauma to utterly destroy me. Feel bad for the lads that never had opportunities, but this is a special kind of suffering.
wish there was a subsection of blacked or dogfart for trannys there’s some legalporno stuff in busted-t girls that can be decent but it inevitably involves piss at some stage
>>216867372Why are you buying a 200 quid jacket off ebayWhat does it look like
>>216867370*pours whiskey over you*
>>216867347based
>>216867364old jannies were seasoned and grittynew jannies get rattled by mousey's constant and unrelenting requests for a rangebanthough I do think a janny has been assigned to us because I got 3 days for posting a pony within a minute of it going up
>>216867393>Feel bad for the lads that never had opportunitiesktim
>>216867372for that kind of money you could've bought a brand new one. this is your own fault
barkingsnarlinggnashing
>>216867393What childhood trauma
>>216867393>childhood traumadid uncle dave touch you in the no-no place
>>216867398
>>216867393what was the trauma?
>>216867372couldve probably got it for £2 on vinted
>>216867415my question is why you are posting ponies in the first place. im assuming you're an incurable terminal incel.
>>216867284fucking screaming
>>216867400bit like thisit's designer
>>216867452quite literally nothing wrong with posting themthe rule banning them is an oldcunt rule and retarded, like many rules and features on this site, it's permanently stuck in 2012
>>216867480looks like something you would wear in a gulag
>>216867480i can't see any cigarette burn
>>216867310>do a good job>get racist abusewhat's the point
>>216867480The famous poo seal jacket
Why are Russians so heartless and cruel?
no other telly programme has its own board and you still can't keep it fucking there
>>216867480>it's designerSo it's overpriced shite
>>216867490do you also wonder why you're a virgin. because i think i have the answer mate
>>216867533she hasn't done anything yet. all of her proposals are either going to get watered down until they're useless or just acked by backbenchers
>>216867490so by your logic any laws that were passed longer than like 10 years ago are basically invalid now?
>>216867542they're not
sir david lammy
>>216867535His legacy lives on...
>>216867533>>do a good jobShe hasn't done anything
>>216867545is what i hear said in josh widdicombe's accent when i walk past with my arm round a hot babe
I can post them if I want to and there's nothing you can do about it
>>216867542mongol steppe dna
does pcp finance make sense if you don’t buy the car at the end you just get a new one?
consider the following*gestures towards my balls*
>do a good job
>>216867574it's escortmong
Shebana Mahmood comes across as a lot smarter than Priti Patel.In fact, I've rarely heard any South Asians speak as cogently as Mahmood does.
having a good time with imaginary golden retriever friend
The poo sealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ya9EhvcNsA
>>216867605i don't know
>>216867480this you?
>>216867593yeah?*hovers finger over silent janny alarm*
>>216867480thats a paedo jacket mate
>>216867631
>>216867620priti patel was as dumb as a plankmahmood/sunak etc. being more articulate is no achievement
>>216867631um...rorke, what's this?
>>216867480
>>216867646ring the fucking janny I've done nothing wrong i can post them if I want
>>216867631kek
>>216867631s
but who was phone?
>>216867631Oh my days this has finished Rorke
>>216867676incel freak
Why are grown men watching and posting about a show for five year old girls
>>216867662yeah but she was shaggable
mad how mousenonce has shagged and some of you lads havent
>>216867574They are. They come across as callous and uncaring to anything beyond the material.>>216867594Funnily enough the escort I saw said she wondered if she had Mongol ancestry.
>>216867711consider, if you will, what would happen if it were grown men watching barney
>>216867711not sure if he really qualifies as a "grown man", more like a stunted manchild
>>216867711they didnt grow up mentally. pathetic manchildren their entire lives
I'll post whatever I want because it's allowed + YWNBAJ
what's the dirtiest imagination wank you've ever had
>>216867759shut up paedo
no reggies
you know i just think it's kind of like not good to be indoors all day sort of thing, you know? so i just step outside here and there know what i mean? and you know here are the creps i wore to do that earlier.
>>216867725>source: Dude trust me
rorkes bird or fella dont know what it is
>>216867770prefer not to say
>>216867770:)
>>216865890I wanna visit Britian in the future but it seems like it's not gonna be a Britian in the future
>>216867774YWNBAJ
*assesses Rorke's condition as he lays on the bed*Yes well this lad will need to be taken to a hospice post-haste because he is about to die from AIDS*clicks fingers to summon nurses in order to send Rorke to a hospice*
>>216867777dead gimmick
>>216867779Cowpat in a hospital bed I think
>>216867770well obviously i can't say
>>216867808ARE YOU A JAKE PAULER TOO?
>>216867804odd post
>>216867811>>216867770
>>216867778yeah he also admitted to having cp
just had a 23 second fart
i wish stickRPG was a better game
>>216867720see >>216867708
dua lipa is w faps
thoughts on the irish air force?
Tis pipe smoking season
As a kid I always thought London would have been cool to visit and Scotland but after talking to fellow zoomers you guys really make the island seem depressing I mean c'mon it can't be that bad
>>216867770it was legal in the country i was in at the time which surprised me
somhow...brum has been raped...
>>216867870soul
>>216867870give you heeby jeebies as they say in gaelic
>>216867874the biggest cure for that kind of romanticism is to see it in person
dryers just finished
Can’t stop you from imagining it tbf
why the fuck won't my browser automatically scroll down with updated postsi have to manually scroll down and it's annoying
>>216867874Imagine looking at rome two weeks after the goths had ransacked itsure it might be fascinating and any historian would jump at the chance but that doesnt mean I wouldnt be depressing
>>216867907trueits only me in here
>>216867874it is a dystopian shithole to live in atm but there will always be touristy parts of london with nice restaurants or quaint villages in the highlands for you to visit. some of the cities are still good for nightlife. most of the time it’s only natives that go out partying in the city. still a lot of sovl pubs and good nightclubs
violence against the state
>>216867870that picture is of the entire Irish air force
>>216867662mahmood seems smart and level-headed for a pakiprobably the smartest paki in parliament
>>216867770forcibly keeping some people I know as petgirls and then feeding them to one another
>>216867949The Minecraft state
big tings a gwan
The good thing about not taking part in the Olympics is you can actually do as many eccies as you want.
>>216867969
mental how fake this was even had him jumping around and playing a wee game of golf
>>216868004only the lowest IQ mongs believe the landing was faked
>>216868004wee golf didn't come out until 2006
>>216866787>>216866823She represents the UK in tennis so I assume she's a UK citizen. Born in Canada though. Must have a family like the United Nations>>216866818How so?
Griefing the front bench's serverSir Kier walking into his castle and activating the tripwire leading to 10 stacks of tnt in his basement
frying my bollocks, a lovely skin cooking on my scrote
>>216868031kek
>>216868004john maddenhere comes another chinese earthquake
>>216868021I've never actually wanked to these but i do get it
mad how awful life is if you're under 40 now
>>216868031Amazing post
Going to consume cannabis and watch The Godfather Part II (1974)
hi gay boys x
>>216868078prefer the first one desu
Rorke asking a girl on Tinder if she's a "native" then asking "pls respond" when she ghosts him
>>216868063shut up gramps
>>216867998dont want to see this sort of thing
>>216868063genuinely feel bad for the next generations, the future looks bleak as fuck and my only consolation is I'll hopefully be dead just before it gets abhorrently bad
motherfuck the fear is back
Rorke enjoying himself this Monday evening. Leftypol also enjoying himself. No difficulties between either party
get off my case motherfucker
>>216868153separate but equal
I'm such a cool guy, no wonder I'm the most popular guy on the /brit/
dont shoot me
>>216868128defeatist mindset why not try everything in your power to make it better why not try to educate the future generations on how we fucked up and how to make the most of itwhy not carry on anyway our people have been through many trials and tribulations. because we are facing a bleak future now does not mean we just lay down and die
>>216868127
>>216868128that's the grimmest thing of all. it just keeps getting worse. millennials had worse lives than gen xers, zoomers had it worse than millenials, and generation alpha will probably have it worse than zoomers. dread to think what the endpoint is going to be.
mad how burgundy is the best bit of france and its not close
>>216867434>>216867436>>216867449Beatings, psychological torture, public humiliation, abandonment, placed in foster care, zero emotional intimacy with either parent, etc etc
>>216868188Occitanian is pure, unadulterated kino if you avoid the grotty Moroccan and Algerian parts
>>216868187Alphas will have it good because r nige will fix everything starting a couple years from now
>>216868153me? enjoying myself
>>216868207Cor, a woman's arse
>>216867502howling
>>216868221
>>216868187>gen xersthey didn't have it hard at allmillenials were the 1st generation to be completely fucked
>>216868187>dread to think what the endpoint is going toBrazil but with shit weather is the most likely outcome of the last 30 years of Government policy
>>216867969you had me in the first bit but... cannibalism?
>>216868177irl 'bubu
>>216868221If that were all true how were you "given every opportunity"?
Rorke writing a treatise about "our people" (white English people of course) in his smelly bedroom
>>216868273I never said gen xers had it hard
>>216868057what do you "get" about it?
>>216868293good movie to be fair now lad
>>216868322That is Rorke!
>>216868057*scrawls notes in my notebook*
>>216868293We have better weather than Braz-*realises I'm speaking to a warm=good deanobrained freak*Oh.
>>216868327one of my earliest psychosexual experiences was getting a stiffy over tom and jerry where the dog character emotionally abuses a kitten
no clue what this webm is
>>216868294yeah but I turned them into kibble
>>216868021i watch a dyke dub these on youtube
>>216868377Spike would never do that.
>>216868405its them after one drink
>>216868038kek that is so keir
>>216868299Grandparents supported me to do lots of extracurricular activities, some of which I excelled in and there were clear career paths for me to follow. Had tonnes of close friends, dated many girls, long term relationships, etc. Metal elves got me and now I am a min wage drug addicted loser with absolutely no one
>>216868377ktim but getting aroused whenever tom got abused or humiliated
>>216868377>>216868409lads...?
threads taken a dark turn there
for me it was ralph wiggum
freds taken a dawk tuwn dewe
>>216868427corr
get the ruddy new made
>>216868515
>>216867770The thought of the oneitis showering in slugs/snails. Absolutely bizarre.
*makes the new*
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