checkpoint edition>>216874258
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Hey there
The Bosnian war was pretty fucking kino if you ask me.
also, I have always hated the STALKER games and Half Life 2 despite loving the novel and the movie, because desolation is not what I expect from video games. If I did, I'd play chess.
>>216875920how do you allow this to happen to yourself?
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Don't cry out loudJust keep it insideAnd learn how to hide your feelingsFly high and proudAnd if you should fallRemember you almost had it all
>>216875924??
>>216875924tl;dr ruled by women. cucked to death by foids and their love for stupid faggy rules
>>216875940Mental illness
>>216875951those are almost the lyrics to that Lost Boys song, but not quite
>>216875940Hamburgers
lmaoo if this ain’t me
>>216875983Donuts and soda
>>216876006nigga was creaming
>>216875939You sound like you would enjoy the new Metroid game
wth this is sending me LMAOOO
You know, I've been coming here ever since I was a kid. Ever since this was nothing but old Cubans and old Jews. And to tell you the truth, I love it here. I really do. I loved it then and I love it now. Ya know what? Seriously. Ya come in here, interrupt my meal, ya won't eat with me. This is bullshit. This is supreme bullshit.
>be zoomer>get pulled over by police>jump off a 200 foot high bridge and diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH4vWqrD_tQZoomZoomz what is going on with you guys
I had to get the first filling I had had in over a decade earlier this year. The needle was brutal. The actual work was fine though. The back of my mouth where the dentist did the injection was sore for over a week afterwards though. I don't remember the shot ever hurting so much as a kid.
>>216876042lmao zoomers smdh over for them before it ever started
Cadbury creme egg
>>216876042why are you so obsessed with kids, anon?
Cadbury Scream Egg and it just fucking screams in agony the whole time you're eating it the thing just begs for mercy and pleads with you saying it has a family and starts calling out for its mother
>>216876063I'm gonna order a vacuum-packed haggis thru amazon for Christmas and share it with some of my family members along with neeps & tatties and whiskey, because I appreciate Robert Burns that much. No, I really do. But I also want to try haggis.
https://youtu.be/ZUHpUXlsvbI?si=GArxD4dvkWVgKEty
>>216876076>Just heard my son's history teacher sayWas he in the room with the class
>>216876076the teacher clearly said "human history"
y’all get touched on?
>>216875940Poor parenting or underlying mental health conditions, usuallyMost fat people were fat since childhood because their parents were also fat and fed them the same shit that made them fat
>>216876042Thats my favorite bodycam channelForgot to check what today's was
>>216876042based desula liberté ou la mort
Fiona says she's out shoppingBut she's under me and I'm not stopping
that nigga is a fat disaster but I bet he's not even the fattest one ITT
>>216876099there is some truth to this. and also to the idea that lower IQ people tend to be fatter
>>216876098By your mom yes
Alexa play Laid by James
>>216876072Zoomers seriously think being 25 is being a "kid."
>momberg: "the washer is open">me: "is the dryer?">momberg: "it will be in a minute">go to put my clothes in the dryer an hour later>the dryer is full>momberg is asleep
>>216876148mentally, a 25 year old zoomer is basically 12 years old
>>216876124Fat deposits literally build up inside the brain at a certain point so yes, fatter people are quite -literally- slower witted
>>216876131>By your momah, the chivalric oath of Gilles de Rais
>>216876035It is kind of extreme that he'd be registered as a sex offender for life. Meanwhile if he did the same in another country nothing would happen
>>216876155slower witted but I think also that allowing yourself to get obese in the first place is a signal
>>216876136That's a banger
>>21687614826 is the new 18
>>216876204ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING
>>216876204couldn't ask for more btw :DDD
you're getting a tour of valve's headquarters in washington and you get near gabe's office. you hear muffled music and you realize he's listening to the nine inch nails "the downward spiral" album. he's listening to Heresy
>>216876042ngl, i sometime wonder why officers dont receive supernatural strength to shoot evil people but then i remember it's free will o algohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZYP7FtG8Y
i believe half life 3 will be announced this week
Time is dilating
>>216876215not bad bahamas are nice cept for HURRICANES
>>216876233>democrats will make sure nothing like that ever happens againSounds a bit autocratic
>>216876247nah it’s give it two more weeks
>>216876229>Good morning, Mr. Newell, looks like you're in the barrel, there>Hey how's about that beer? heh heh
>>216876248Time is a fucking tranny
>>216876229I kick the door in and grab him by the hair, dragging him up from his desk and out in to the hallway. I toss him onto the floor and kick him in the ass, sending him headfirst into a photocopier. I then reach down and dunk his face into a waste basket full of shredded paper and rotten food. I scream "WHERE'S HALF LIFE THREE? WHERE IS IT SHIT HEAAAADDDD???!! WHERE'S THE FUCKIN SEQUEL???!!!"
>>216876248time is a TRANNY?!
I hated Half LifeEverything after launching the satellite is a chore. I never felt any desire to play 2, no idea why millennials are obsessed with 3.
>>216876204Roll :DDDD
>>216876288you famously have garbage taste in vidya tho
>>216876288>Everything after launching the satellite is a chorebased, grunt lines are best lines>hey, hey, what's that?>what?>that looks like the way to your momma's house!
Barbecue chicken alert
>>216876293Funny I was just thinking of visiting turkey for a week vacationFug dime to go bed gads :DDDD
>>216876293oh fugg...:DDD
>>216876316oh hell yes
>>216876305I have the best taste in vidya, actually.
need to pop in a laxative
>>216876351you playa the same 4 games on a loop with some gacha slop thrown in.
>>216876364
>>216876368I don't play any gachas, but playing 4 good games is perfectly reasonable. There aren't that many good games.
>>216876381wuthering waves is gacha slop
Training my ass to take dick
Im thinking anime
>>216876390I don't play wuwa anymore. It lost my interest.
jason loves to use the word gacha but he doesn't know what it means
It means gacha money idiot
I'm changing to linux
on nofap day 17
gn homos
>>216876470I'll install steamOS if they ever fucking release it but I'm not buying a gabeNcube
>>216876504I will fuck the cube.....
Anyone else have a retard dungeon?
>>216876515do you want to stay in the retard dungeon?
>>216876515yes its my room
>>216876533>2013a better time for sure
barbaeuq chickin?
>>216876554Baconhttps://youtu.be/u7wQwAdUUZc
explain this behavior https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNPpROaQ8Qkwhy are they like this?
>>216876573Bacon is so epic!
>>216876533it's kinda sad I used to think this would be a nice little life
>>216876579Women simply should not be allowed to serve as frontline police officers
Bacon is pretty bad for you
I’m about to eat some soup
>>216876614What makes you think otherwise now?
>>216876640just less horny I think lul
>>216876627i dont necessarily blame her but she could've been more competent
Im starting to think the entire world outside my immediate reality is fake. example: people keep talking about grocery prices changing but ive consistently paid 150$ per week witi no changes for 4 years
>>216876671I haven't noticed prices going up since biden's term, cause of all the money they printed on covid and then his stupid spending bill. but it's been pretty steady
>>216876136Okay google play Laid (cover) by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
not scheduled to toil for an entire week because I guess theyre cutting hourswhich is great except that I need money to not be homeless
In bed and I can't sleep, wondering if I should just masturbate instead
>>216876695That's a good one tooI have both versions downloadedI also have downloaded The Pains Of Being Pure At Hearts debut self titled album
>>216876651>but she could've been more competent>shelol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FuOPztHCE>Filthy Frank's advice actually works>you can literally see her getting flustered and wetI kneel. I fucking kneel.
Earth is not a spinning ball whizzing and twirling and chasing the sun at 5 different directions at bazillion of miles an hour. Water always find's it's level. Pressure needs a container. Gravity is mind control and space is a hoax. Earth is flat. Wake up sheeple!!!!!!
so traffic laws have mandated that we must do hand signals with the left hand only but i have unilateral dyspraxia caused by a stroke and i specifically cannot do that and can only do signals with the right hand or i will fall and cause an accident..... no one cares about my disability doe
Math isn't real either, it's just s language and you can say anything with it
>>216876739My mom's left turn signal has been out in her car for like 3 months now lol she dgaf.
>>216876730what the hell link you can't just grab her boobies!!
>>216876754https://i.4cdn.org/v/1763443726953130.mp4
>>216876748i mean on bicycle
>>216876760that motorboating son of a bitch
Bro has a quantum computer and is undergoing decoherence
This was a lot of fun to walk on especially when semi trucks went by.
Shit blood again award
what the fuck are we even invested in?
>>216876823eastern poland
>>216876831For fucking what? Lebensraum?
is wexican lujan doing okay in your country?
>>216876841Pirogis
>>216876823idk but cryptos going to shit so probably pulling completely out
Remember MAD TV? That shit was hilarious, way way funnier than SNL ever was. https://youtu.be/_5mS49R7Gek
>>216876823I mainly own bank stock.
>>216876823balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMtL7saNKEgrim video but the nurse is cute
>have to create account now for age verification to access stripchat Fuck this shithole
>>216876891haha prono addicts seething
216876856What the fuck isn't going to fucking shit right now?The economy is literally tanking because of these retarded tariffs, there are zero fucking jobs left because you retards imported the entire populations of China and India and replaced the rest with AI (All Indians). Americans are living paycheck to paycheck, even Jason’s mom just got fired by Trump for fuck’s sake, and now we can’t even flee to Canada because that place is packed to the brim with Indians too.Seriously, tell me one good reason I shouldn’t just learn some meme Eastern European language, fuck off to Bulgaria or whatever the fuck, and bag a pure white wife while I still can motherfucker I fucking dare you
>>216876913
>>216876925Lumsbra posting?
>>216876913Wdym stock market has been doing goodIt's gone up insanely high
listening to jazz
>>216876882I'd let her inject me with whatever
Any real niggas in the trenches?
>>216876635how?
>>216876942Thats not him his face looks different
>>216876913So much fucking this.I swear to God the second I get my STEM degree I’m fucking off to Poland. Fuck this absolute piece-of-shit country. Might as well rename it to New India at this point, and you faggots are literally the ones to blame.
>>216876948https://youtu.be/l6CWtD4gfAQ?si=IoIs7twrpEMUW3pZ
>>216876969Why don't you have a Canadian flag
>>216876967That is him. Even this image is of him
>>216876913Jason’s mom got canned by Trump, probably because she was a lazy-ass civil servant.
*farts all your cum out*gueehh~~ >.<sowwy :((((
Every year Santa Claus goes to every house in the world to give kids presents. That sounds like the perfect cover for someone trafficking minors.
Are there multiple Canadians trying to move to Poland or is it just one poster
>>216876977god DAMN
>>216876977Shant
>>216877000Everyone is trying to move to Poland
>>216876990Was the self doxx the other day then a fake name? I can't find any face like that which matches the name that was itt
Seeing techfag eggheads who thought they were going to make a fortune hitting buttons seethe is almost worth the infinity h1bjeets. Get a real job nigga
>>216877016>moving to the country that gets invaded every century
>>216877019just put the fries in the bag, unc
>>216877006Fuck man my Polish neighbours who literally escaped from Poland told me recently they're considering moving back.
>>216877035meant for>>216877006
i want to watch another hallmark movie.
>>216876977This is rad. It sounds like Earthbound.
>>216877065no more recs from me, CUNT
>>216876925>>216876990i miss him already. i shipped him and jason.
>>216877070give me 1 more
>>216877016Perez wasn't a real name. This image is from the archive from the year 2017
He and Jason really do parallel each other. One is annoying looking but not too mutted for an American, and the other is annoying looking but not too mutted for a Brazilian
>>216877003What about thishttps://youtu.be/4S62h99aodY?si=y-J4wK0i7gtwdCrF
evens im here all night odds i go to eep
>>216877094But there is a real person with that name who also studied computer science at u.w So did he just purposely share an image with someone else's name to fuck that person over?
>>216877129are you retarded? the image he posted didn't say his name was perez, that was just a guess
>>216877094>Perez wasn't a real nameWhat about Rosie Perez
>>216877102Brazilians are so racially ambiguous-looking, I literally can't put my finger on where he might be from, I feel like he could be from Turkey, Italy, Eastern Europe
I can't stand sweet potato fries unless they're doused in ketchup
>>216877139No I'm talking about the self doxx from the other day which was a screenshot of an IBM application that had his full name
>>216877144i'd just put him in the southern yuro bucket
>>216877153True, they are dogshit
>>216877144Probably Portuguese
>>216877038>who literally escaped from PolandI assume you mean like in the 1980s?
>>216877154Idk maybe he wanted to fuck someone over in his class
niggas be like"these potatoes too spicy"
>>216877154>a screenshot of an IBM application that had his full nameno it didn't
>>216877144Definitely not icelandic or german
>>216877153i prefer baked sweet potatoes
>>216876990nigga cuts his own hair lol
>niggas be Stop talking like a nigger
>>216877182Too sweet actually
niggas be like"this vernacular too spicy"
niggas be like STOP TALM LIKE DAT!!
niggas be like i dont know my dad
Jason has gone rogue since Trump fired his mom what are we to make of it?
>>216877184Yeah it didThe thread 404d but the image had a full name which when looked up matched a uw-madison student studying comp sci, which lums bra also studiesSo either he shared a false name of someone else like a classmate, or that was actually him
>>216877202>>216877219>>216877220You're not funny
When I was a kid I used to fantasize about running inside a stranger's house and going through all the rooms before they caught me just so I could see what their house looked like
niggas be like "this humor too spicy!!"
>>216877246You are a slut
It's kind of funny
>>216877233I'm going to call the ATF to raid his house
>>216876864Unc
i always have nightmares about going back to my dead grandparents home and sneaking around while their ghosts look for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHTBTXGf44daaaaaaaaaaaamn
ayo why this meme so truuuuuuu though
>>216877291i will never have this much swag im so fucking lame!!!!
>>216877235it didn't, i'm looking at the image right now. why would you lie about something so easily verifiable?
ayo morvin why you talk black homie
>>216877129Different guy
>>216877141Her actual name is Rosie Pereira
I am gonna sleep for a long time :)
played vidya all day AGAINonly way to redeem today is to goon and bed early
