animal based food edish
poo for brekkypoo for teapoo for youand poo for me
some gooner cope at the end of the last thread there. you hate to see it!
>wake up>day ruined
need to go to an insane asylum and be zapped and lobotomised
When?
>>216876348early jf thread
The Boston accent is funny. Non-rhotic and yet undeniably very American. "Theyah's a guyul on onlyfans that's selling huh fahts in a jah!"
>>216876484yeah? you going to follow this up with something related to british culture, or...?
lmao
Back from a long day of unitoil. Made people laugh. Talked to ladies. Talked to strangers. If I get on finastride I might have a chance yet
feels good being ranked the goat whites by some rando on twitter
Real nigga the man hollywood star
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
Oh, oh, baby girl, I'm sorry, all my niggas smoking on MarleyRockin' Bravo Bravo Charlie when we pull up at the partyNiggas play 'em like Atari, ridin' 'round in that 'RariUFO safari, oh, oh, yeah
implied to the proto-gf that i have a small penis so when she actually sees my slightly above average sized willy it will be a pleasant surprise
>>216876508Mental thing is he's thinking about Chechens and Dagestanis, not Muscovites
picking my nose and wiping it on rorke
>>216876693*Eats it*
i need to be put in sexy prison for being too sexy. life sentence they're calling for
>>216876494Yes. Did you know that one third of all bourbon whiskey in the world is produced in Louisville, Kentucky, which is my home state?
>>216876508>A=Russian
oh hiya boys
>>216876731prefer tennessee bourbon myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2WGTZUgBo
lads do you reckon it's weird to ask a girl what colour knickers she wears
Need someone to google where Wild Turkey is from real quick
>>216876824>umm they were white but they a little brown and yellow now xX
>>216876835i think white knickers are cute in theory but they do tend to pick up unsightly stains yes
tonights agenda; beer and metroid prime on the gamecube emulator
Hi lads morning how's it foing
>>216876845Would love to lick whatever stains Emma Watson has in her undies.>>216876894kys gingerpedo you freak.
>>216876907*Grabs you by both ears and screams in your face then faints*
>>216876914Mental how mid she is
noticed a female colleague kept fidgeting with her bra straps yesterday and asked "new bra?"she was slightly taken aback at first but then went "yh"am I about to be fired
>>216876936I would probably just spend all my time in the lake house and never enter the main building
I'm addicted to gooning to AI generated porn of girls from various gacha games sucking huge black penises. I wish I was joking but I literally can't remember the last time I jerked off to anything other than that.
>>216876852based, enjoy lad
*Exposes micro penis*
>>216877063i just realized something....this is Curtis Jackson's (50 cent) old house. picrel are current owners
*squints*
Every time I think about doing cocaine it triggers a bowel movement. Dreamt I did a line, woke up with a stomach ache, and filled the toilet bowl with a colossal pile of faeces. Scary stuff
when is the last time you actually heard someone use this word
>>216877066seems tame enough. actively avoid wanking to anything with poc in it, me
>>216877124you dream about doing coke? Are you some kind of recovering addict?
there is a non zero chance that the guy on here who delivers for Waitrose also did this
got a $16k bonus from toil, finna buy enough drugs to kill an elephant
>>216877232>yob>boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGJAsQ5Px3c
>non zero chancereddit
>>216877280It’s a scientific term you wouldn’t understand fucking cretin
might move to seattle and get on fentanyl
found an old picture of myself when i was like 14 absolutely off my dial after smoking loads of weedi thought it was cool at the time but it's actually quite disturbing to see a little boy under the influence of drugs
>>216877317wow cool story broski!!! Tell me more!!!!
>>216877317howd you first start smoking? i quit some time ago and have no plans of ever smoking again
>>216877317Were you a child soldier?
>>216877317when?
>>216877325yank-tier post>>216877328had a friend who was a dealer
>>216877336when i was 14
>>216877338for me it was some colored offered me a hit while i was on work break. later i knew someone (poc) who offered it to me again and from then i started smoking regularly. took me forever to get off it. luckily i didnt end up getting into harder stuff
>>216877336when I was a young boy
>>216877350No when did I ask
forgive me for the crap youtube videos wont happen again
Just got some new fairtex glovesCan’t wait to legally harm people
>>216877364i never cared much for weed so it wasn't an issue, but i later started getting into opioids in my mid 20s, which i don't regret frankly, opioids are maximum comfy and i don't get physically dependent on them, never had withdrawals or anything
>>216877280good post
>>216877373
>>216877378no bloody dramas whatsoever lad!sensational
>>216877317i smoked a lot as a 14 year old, very glad there is no media of me being retarded at that agei used to smoke out of cans, apples and potatoes also. wish i were kidding
396 labour MPs have NOT criticised shabana mahmoods asylum proposals Only 9 labour MPs haveOh dear
>>216877411no shame in that, you gotta do what you gotta do when you've got some weed and no traditional means of smoking it, if only stoners could apply their macgyver-tier ingenuity to something productive
would love to visit the US some time but i'd be constantly paranoid about getting shot
Absolute MASSIVE game tonight!!!
might sign up for a clinical trial and get paid thousands of dollarydoos to bludge around in a hospital for a week
Trying to sleep and bunny keeps hopping in bed and licking my face
would love to visit the US but I’m just poor and simply cannot afford it
i feel this sense of urgency to be productive (make $$) but then i stop and ask myself, "okay, what do i need to do" and then i just dwell on the right approach to obtain a lot of wealth and end up feeling like im wasting time when i could be doing something (anything) to be productive. rinse & repeat ad infinitumim legitimately losing my mind and im at wits end with this tbqhwy
>>216877464
>>216877487There’s a hole in your ceiling mate
actually starting to feel bad about the toilfu's partnerI'm spending 8 hours a day hanging out with his bird and he's utterly powerless to stop it. Would hate it if I was in his situationmight back off a bit
>>216877487
>>216877509Yeah in the developed world we have central air conditioning
>>216877487Nice fat bunny that is, lad
>>216877487get its belly full (of lettuce)
>>216877528>he's utterly powerless to stop ittheyre probably both waiting for you to take the f*cking hint and piss off but youre dense to catch on. they probably feel sorry for you and / or are plotting on killing you
>>216877487Yeah that’s a hare not a bunny
>>216877541He’s not fat
>>216877564cant imagine having vermin living in the house scurrying around. absolutely abhorrent behavior
>>216877560He’s a bunny
>>216877441true, you have to think outside of the box to achieve what you want the grotty spot i used to smoke with my friends was in the middle of a suburb under construction, and i had to swing around the edge of a wire fence of a canal to get to it, could have definitely drowned doing that
>>216877539It’s November mate
>>216877560got a lot of hairs on it, lad
>>216877499is that a ruger mini-14?
>>216877586ruger 10/22 looks like
>>216877582It’s also heating
>>216877350when did i ask (was gonna say this earlier but went to make some onion rings)
>>216877597Yeah in the developed world we have radiators for that
>>216877558simply not the case at all, she's very fond of me x
>>216877487Get it fed, get it cuddled. Clearly loves you if it comes to you like that.
>>216877610>radiatorsSection 8 tier
>in the developed world>lives with rodents
>>216877595ah yes, i thought the mag looked a tad skinny for a rifle cartridge
>>216877617We don’t know what that means bud
just dont understand how i was a normal even handsome lad growing up but now i'm a vile freak
>>216877635Is askjeeves broken
im so ugly it should be illegal they police should have to force me to wear a paper bag over my head whenever im in public
>>216877617radiators are actually pretty comfyyeah it's indicative of poverty but they still function fine
was an absolute ghoul when i was a young lad but i always held out hope that i would get handsomer with age, and i was right (dodged the norwood reaper me)
beast mode
>>216877645Do you know where you at right now nigga?You don’t get to talk like that be respectful
>>216877639wake up retard doesnt even matter how you look so long as you have money people will worship you. money is the ONLY thing that matters in this life.obviously knowledge and intelligence are more important but the majority of people in the world lack these attributes anyway so its $$$
>>216877660ktim, I was so painfully lacking in self-awareness that I spent most of my prime teens and twenties with messy unkempt hair, scruffy beard and dorky clothes. I just needed someone to take me aside and give me some friendly advice but no, I had to find that shit out myself years later
>>216877669Facts I’m actually gonna be a billionaire one day
>>216877669i remember being 15 x
I want to suck her boobs.
>>216877687i feel seen by your very specific hatred here
>>216877669why are rich people often miserable then
>>216877706Hatred?
>>216877687good luck. youve already got the right idea judging by the webm youve posted. you have to take big risks in this life to get ahead if you arent born into it or cultivating a profitable skill throughout your entire life
too lazy to be rich me, far too content with the bare minimum and will likely continue throughout my entire life doing the bare minimum needed to survive
>>216877669it's a hollow kind of respect though isn't itif i were rich i'd do my utmost to keep my wealth a secret, wouldn''t want fake niggas sniffing after my dollarydoos
>>216877720How are you posting
might install kalshi and gamble what little bit of extra money i have away
its cold today
>>216877713had assumed your post was parodying the soulless striver wog cunts who sell courses on instagram but now i see you're one of them, rather unfortunate
>>216877753If you’re happy with being broke all your life then go ahead. I never mention courses
>>216877731yeah i suppose you and i are similar in that respect. the only people id want in my life are people that had some service to offer me. i wouldnt want a bunch of buddies to hang out with
>>216877710it's called the Hedonic Treadmill. Even when you're eating fine cuisine in a mansion every night eventually you just get used to it and it's nothing noteworthy or special any more and then the bad thoughts start to creep in again
getting ready for a poo
>>216877761nothing wrong with wanting money but i can't fathom why anyone would think some bullshit tiktok nouveau riche lifestyle like >>216877687 is worth striving for. just reeks of working class scum who have a cartoon fantasy view of the world
>>216877778can i poo too
been doing more research on the Freemasons it really is just some bullshit group where you donate to kids with cancer and shit nothing to do with secret society and controlling shit
>>216877777so whats the point
>the only people id want in my life are people that had some service to offer me. i wouldnt want a bunch of buddies to hang out with
i live a principled life of honesty, humility, and racism
>>216877813he's joking if you dont already know you need to grow up a bit. stop trying to convince everyone its ok to be a failure bcos youve given up any hope of making it
>>216877813Option A: eat the finest food cooked by your private chef in your mansion Option B: eat frozen chicken nuggets in your moldy 1 bed flat But yeah “what’s the point” I fucking wonder
>>216877813dunno lol
>>216877777nice number anon, have a (you)
>>216877830
>>216877841and then everyone in the thread starts arguing that point and they all agree>another shitty day in my incel lifegets posted 10 min later as if anyone should give a flying fuck
>>216877841well dole scroungers eat pot noodles and slop but dont seem to complain much, maybe they're onto something
>>216877799after you've done your stretches
>>216877837>>216877867whats the matter with you has another long day of being a mentally ill kid touching fuck up worn you down?
>>216877911sorry, did i interrupt your tranny and cuckold posting? stay poor, faggot.
*enters thread*
>>216877774sociopathic post
>>216877911he's upset that were discussing something other than light hearted jokes. /brit/ is his safe space where he comes to wind down fuck off loser
>>216877926i have a job because i'm not a mentally handicapped unemployable pedophile lolmost normal people don't have to think about this shit at all but you wouldn't know would you
>>216877911>whats the matter with youhe's a severely mentally ill and emotionally stunted loser.
oh rorke...
>train track was blown up in warsawcool two more weeks and i won't need to toil anymore thanks to war
>>216877419>>216877431janny doesn't delete the Belgian flag spam but does immediately delete things he finds offensive like this imagejanny is a pathetic worthless useless incompetent twat. you're a TWAT
>>216877972>im a wage slave>proceeds to cry like a little bitchpar for the course, really.
>>216877976Do like him
why does the scouse accent sound like that
anyway, back to reading. enjoyed that conversation (all 7 minutes of it)
>>216878022Irish diaspora.
>bloke is supposed to do a fire inspection of the incelflat at 8am>get up especially early for this>doesn't even show up
>>216877984nothingburger, just some pissed off ukie im assuming trying to escalate the situationand i doubt they would give a random scaddish guy benefits there if you didnt have to toil
>>216877999i know the idea of actually working for a living is a foreign one to you, but once again, most normal people never have to actually give it much thought you are an unloveable friendless pedophile who is going to die alone
oh piss off
>>216878033hes done you right and proper
>>216878052he could talk to 5 women in the street and at least 1 of them would agree to go out for dinner with him
Emma Watson reminds me of the stink poop cheese.
YOU'RE ALL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>216878052wouldn't eating surrounded by strangers who aren't interacting with you make the isolation feeling worse?also if you can't even have a meal by yourself without feeling crippling loneliness that's pretty pathetic
>>216878071fuck off you disgusting freak
>>216878048In 1900, the age of consent in the United States varied widely by state, ranging from as low as 7–10 years in some jurisdictions to as high as 18–21 years in others. Most states had raised it to between 14 and 16 by that time, but a few still allowed ages as low as 10 or 12.haha read a book sometime during your leisure instead of piping up to your mental superiors slavei wont even begin to dissect your first point given the absurdity of it. youre bragging about being a slave and youre too ignorant to realize it. i give af about the next guy
>>216878045maybe i'll get a fab-500 to land on my head
>>216878052Literal woman behaviour what a pathetic faggot he has to be gay
>>216878064is this an umpossum
>>216878064these lil niggas are very cute but they love to make evil fucked up devil noises from the depths of hell
>>216878081>the age of consent was low for a short period of time (then changed to normal) like 200 years ago bro it's okay to be a pedophile!off yourself
how do you motivate yourself once you realize reincarnation is real
>Ticket not loaded fullyFUCK OFF I NEED TO GET ON MY TRAIN
ENJOYING YOUR GAY LITTLE THREAD YOU SORRY BUNCH OF SAPS??????? NOT ANY MORE
>>216878092ktim
>>216878094still learning to read?
>>216878080kys gingerpedo
>>216878101i wouldnt wish being indian in the next life to my worst enemy, that's enough motivation for me
>>216878081nice meandering incoherent schizobabble paragraph lad, really shows how unbothered you are right now you are an unloveable friendless pedophile who is going to die alone
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAHH WATCHING YOU ALL SQUIRM IS SUCH FUN!!!!!!
>>216878120not gingerpedoboth of you (gingernonce and emmafreak) are mentally ill
>>216878123stay off the drugs m8 theyre really doing a number on the few brain cells you have left. i really hope youre not self harming too, honey.there feel better now? LMFAO @ YOUR LIFE QUEER
>>216878122so you're implying what you do in this life decides what you do in the next one
derp
>>216878147you are an unloveable friendless pedophile who is going to die alone
Has anyone seen my tissue? Yeah, already got one but I need the other.
looking for the derpina to my derp
>>216878147love how you always end up drawing from your own sad empty pointless life when trying to insult people lmaodid you really type this all up without realising how it makes you sound? no one mentioned drugs or self harm until you did. please remember to cut a little deeper next time so we never have to hear from you again
>>216878168i am so sorry i borrowed it but it was perfect for my needs
>>216878148how else would it work?
>>216878165>>216878177write a book see how many of your "friends" buy it
>>216876936horrific mcmansion set in a quintessentially ugly american wood.
>>216878196you are an unloveable friendless raped pedophile who is going to die alone
PEOPLE LIKE YOUFIND IT EEEEASEHTO FUCK A GAYHAYHAYHAYIN SILENCE
>>216878184randomized recycling
if i play persona and date one of the girls that doesn't mean I'm a paedophile because I'm also underage in that world
>>216878206his entire defense as to why its okay to stay poor, which is where this conversation started has devolved into name calling. someone change the channel, ive seen this episode already...
brute forced my social awkwardness by getting a charity collection job and using it as an opportunity to talk to as many strangers as possible while getting paid minimum wage
>>216878231you can't even close the tab because we're the only people who can't run away from you, aren't we?do you actually have anyone left in your life who still cares about you? did you EVER?
>>216878246>im really smart look guys im using reverse psychology>please, take the baiti do what the fuck i want unlike you cuck
right this bickering has become quite boring now so pack it in
MORNIGN
i'm startinduh think i'm gay
hurrah for harry and paultheir comedy is challenging and bold
>>216878266you are a mentally handicapped unloveable friendless raped pedophile who is going to die alone
the cop
>>216878351need to put my glasses on
there was an oriental on the bus and i was looking at her closely. they have a very alien looking skull shape the orientals.
>>216878361t. british safari bloke from jumanji
>>216878266>>216878333last time i checked this was /brit/you are here by our good favourbehave yourselves
>>216878351damn my screen is going extremely low res whenever i hover over this image
got my big coat on today :)
>>216878386works on my machine
>>216878382i don't think being a bit annoying to antagonise an unloveable friendless raped pedophile is quite as bad as actually being the unloveable friendless raped pedophile
>>216878351looks like the radiation suit from DOOM
>>216878411this is a super fun post, great job!
need to leave in 2 minutes and havent doen my morning poo yetlooks like its going to be a toil poo for me today
>>216878394not cold enough for the Big Coat yet but we're getting there
having a super fun morning here in /brir/ :)
sheeeeesh rorke https://youtube.com/shorts/Ry4XmbozKnU
gingerpaedo melty
tedious gimp
alri /brirb/ hows it foiniof
>>216878479sc
>>216878503POO SCREERCS
just walked in on the cat raping a labubu
Part I I IThe InstitutionalFramework: Continuityand Change
>>216878517howlwoh
right well that was just poo coming out my hole
reminder to tell the BE flag poster to kill himself today, and to report his posts
lol Elon disabled translate to hide the fact that Israelis are calling for genocide
>>216876508Those top two are laughably inaccurate
>>216878479lol
>Child who died after being swept out to sea identifiedshe had plenty of friends at least
>>216878576the shabbot must go on
half life three will be announced in the next 24 hours
>>216878561yesYESthe poo is out
left school 16 years ago
>>216878608good luck Australia
>>216878608kys pathetic loser and DONT update me when you decide to do it
why do a lot of people in the uk generally look a bit disheveled?
no life three will be announced in the next 24 hours
I had the idea that completely getting rid of housing benefit would be the best thing we could do for the housing market (and subsequently reinvesting it into council houses or planning fast track). I'm fully convinced all it does is artificially inflate rents by the same amount and might as well be a direct landlord subsidy.It also creates a sort of perverse incentive where it's easier to live in London if you're a benniemong couple than it is if you're a couple with a £100k household income.
>>216878622you know you can just close the tab if you're not having fun rightyou won't though will you you have nothing else left
>>216878638poor nutrition, lack of sunlight, sedentary jobs, contagious depression
My mates who are a couple are seriously getting on my nerves with the amount of affection they show at the pubIt's not full blown snogging or anything but they're constantly cuddling then turning away from the conversation to peck each other on the cheekAnd they do all this in front of a horrible little incel like me? It's like they're deliberately trying to fuck with meWe're here for a drink, if you want to sit around and kiss each other stay at home
>>216878651yesno falsejust banter m8 dont take it personally. go play your stupid video game and f*ck off already
>>216878657just ask to join in
>>216878651bodied that freak
>>216878657this shit is cringe! but they are in that phase
>>216878674your idea of banter is "kys loser kys kys"? you can't get fucking anything right lol you are a mentally handicapped unloveable friendless raped pedophile who is going to die alone
>>216878684They've been together well over a year, they should have got past it by now
luh melty xx
>>216878674...why are you censoring "fuck"
>>216878708women who like to display public affection are either obnoxious attention seekers or shameless whores
>>216878708
>>216878657that's normal. you're just an evil bitter incel freak
K(kek)TIM(this is me)
pooisiana womanpississippi man
join the alt-shite
>>216878726>>216878727I already said I'm a wretched incel freak so I don't know why you think pointing that out proves anythingAnd no, the amount they do it is not normal
some of my earliest internet porn wanks were over japanese girls doing very sloppy lesbian tongue kisses that I found on Google Video
my cory defies physics how can something so miniscule hulk up to something so substantialreckon i could be the guiness world record grower
>ah fookin told yer! hahahahaha YES!
>being friends with bendersyeah i'd be disgusted by them being gay together in public after the first time. no thanks!
shall be matching with a chinese lass on the ol' dating apps tonight. Embracing Timmydom
>>216878697>nothing wrong with wanting money but i can't fathom why anyone would think some bullshit tiktok nouveau riche lifestyle like >>216877687 is worth striving for. just reeks of working class scum who have a cartoon fantasy view of the worldkeep seething you jealous stupid muppet AND KEEP COPING>>216878711asking the important questions
>>216878751>And no, the amount they do it is not normalhow would you know? you're an subnormal sexless loser who will spend your ENTIRE life alone and will die completely alone.
>>216878720actually there's a third option where the girl is just very affectionate in an adorable way because she really likes you
>>216878772ktimming my nut off at this post
>>216878772>you're an subnormal sexless loser who will spend your ENTIRE life alone and will die completely alone.That's correct BUT I'm friends with a lot of couples and none of them are like this
>>216878770you don't care but you've given me like fifteen incredibly angry replies yeh righto would genuinely kill myself if i woke up with your life please just stop posting
>>216878780its performative at best
>>216878792who gives a shit. they're in love and not afraid to show it. theres literally nothing wrong with that. stop seething you malignant tosser
>>216878794sorry, what should i be doing? youve literally done the exact same thing you fucking idiot. cant believe i waste my time debating you retards in all honesty
if a woman isnt some what romantic with you in public it probably means she's ashamed of you
going to eat toast
>>216878825you should be ending your life really the only reasonable thing left to do in your position
Don't think it's unreasonable for me to expect to be able to have a conversation without the other participants getting distracted every 2-3 minutes to perform PDAOr have the notions of good manners gone out the window these days?
mommy tounging me in public
finally got cold enough to put the heating on
>>216878801>performativeYou have poisoned your brain with the internet to the point where you can only view reality as if it were a simulacrum of itself
bread is now in the toaster
>>216878841you're clearly exaggerating. which undermines any pathetic point you were trying to make. so jog on you soul-rotten incel cretin
>>216878828>some whatwp
>>216878834>>216878854excited for what happens next
>>216878853>oh noo i just love you so much i have to passionately kiss you in public with young children around i just have to do it ahhhhhh
they buttered up my bum
posted something within the past 8 months that had a package in the background with my fully government name and address on it haha luckily nobody clocked it
I'm thinking today we do a poo posting session until 12:00, break for lunch, come back at 13:00 and talk about poo until 17:00, then switch it up and talk about poo for the evening. What we thinking?
>>216878857>you're clearly exaggeratingThe fact your only argument is to accuse me of exaggerating vindicates meI accept your concession
>>216878884>he starts in w/ the gay shitclockwork
>>216878918well that angry response is definitely you admitting it was exaggerated lol. you're the weird freak here - no one else.
Anyone else hear an air raid siren going off??
>exaggerate to the point you are not arguing about reality>get called out for it>win argument? apparently?didn't realise it was that easy, might just do that for everything
>>216878922you have been so completely and utterly mindraped that you're sat here anxiously waiting for aussie flags to appear so you can make your gay little seethe replies
>>216870803>>216870803>>216870803
>>216878940>well that angry response is definitely you admitting it was exaggerated lolThink you might be a bit special lad. That "angry" response was me pointing out my accurate description of the issue is so unsociable your only thought is he must be exaggerating. Once again, your concession has been accepted.
cor potential drama at work. emergency meeting
>>216878971>>216878971>>216878971
>>216878964>>216878964>>216878964
>>216878965ok incel, whatever you say. enjoy having an internal melty whenever people kiss in front of you lol
rorke going 3 days without food and calling it the potato famine and being massa first he becomes a farmer next a black handmaid gf
>>216878994Normie freak
I’m gay
