poo smells lmao
caramello koala up the arse
>>216878964open the mons pubis
>>216878964this is Diego
youre lying if this doesn't turn you on
wish i wasn't an ugly freak lol
>>216880682
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763239558337355.webm
very amusing to know new zealanders have baby pet goats
i am gay
>>216880710i have no idea what language that is and i have a better ear than most
>>216880704yt ppl be like>Sandra I bought us a pet deer, he can stay in our room
what song do ice cream trucks play where you live ladsfor me its greensleeves
I'm a Chad
>>216880778a pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken, and a pizza hut
>>216880778they just ring a bell to no particular rhythm
im a gay chad
That one racist one about black people eating watermelon in the 1800s.
>>216880778yellow rose of texas
>>216880802Meant for>>216880778
something don don me the other day
don't think i've made a youtube comment since like 2009honestly, who does that?
hello little tiger~
>>216880778think also greensleeves
>>216880831real goycattle shit same with commenting on facebook
>>216880778honestly fuck knows it sounds like it's played through 3 megaphones connected Bart Simpson style, sounds like a garbled messhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmaUIyvy8E8
back from doctors
>>216880831>>216880850why are ausdogs so boring
>>216880853lmao
>>216880857tell me all about it :3
>>216880857Bad news?
>>216880865*rapes you in half*
>>216880857UM x
>>216880831reckon i got my account suspended for some of the comments i left
>>216880865oh woe, oh nemesis, oh woe nemesis woe, i've failed to entertain some paki
going to bridge my meter so that I dont have to pay for my hot postbox trap
>>216880895i used to go around posting racism all over the place and nothing ever came of it, the 00s were a better time, a whiter time
>>216880778greensleevesone did match of the day for a bit
>>216880874hurt my knee over a month ago still cant walk been referred to physio :<
ohhh the misery every body wants to be my enemy
>>216880778Girls and boys come out to play
>>216880778just looked it up and ours are the samealso looked up my whippy prices out of curiosity and jesus, what a rip off. I hate to sound like a boomer but in my day it was 50c for a shit ice cream, $2 for a decent one and $5 for something deluxe
wrongunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL-w2Qw3w2c
any broadly northern european man in?
>>216880911You still can if you're a nobody (outside of the UK).
>>216880918:(( thats boring but im glad you get a referral to somewhere
>>216880942screem
>>216880947wow ok rude
pulling my ear down and restoring my hearing when I let it go again
gugu mbatha-raw is a funny name
>>216880857are you the umbunny?
>>216880937Yh
pretty sure im intersex. might get my hormones or chromonones or whatever tested
was watching porn earlier and came across a video of a black man fucking a black woman, i thought that was illegal
>>216880969this nigga is a cocker spaniel
>>216880964hurt your knee is boring say your leg fell off next time
>>216880977IK OOK
>>216880969Get your ears cleaned you disgusting runt
>>216880909errrm?
>>216880977nigga look like the adoring fan
>>216880982youve got one of each?
>>216880982>>216880983you cunts need to be locked up for a long tiem
>>216880974the white and purple one calls me that sometimes
>>216880983cackling
>>216880983black on black violence
>>216880969just did this
>>216881000no he doesnt
>>216880971I'd do something raw to her if you catch my drift hehe
>>216881006they're already in Australia how much more locked up can they be?
>>216881002yea got a vagina on each one of my balls
big poo is coming
Emma Watson panty farts right up my nostrils.
>>216881020need to use some eardrops today
>>216880977Genuinely mad how ugly he is.
green pink green PINK green PINK
>>216881039would love to roger you senseless
>>216881035
no hangover after binge drinking since saturday im built different
Bet I could be a top shagger if I wasn't cripplingly addicted to porn
>>216881062cute little reddit thing
thinking about getting into black pussy
dont like the reverance people give the ceoi know hes busy and everything but come on
late 90s early 2000s skate culture was the peak of my life
>>216881065fosters is practically water
I want to fuck the black woman at the Jobcentrealso all of the black women at the Jobcentre have huuuge tits. they are tooooop heavy
you ever clean out the compacted lint from your phone's charging port or speaker holes using a safety pin?mad how much fluff somehow ends up densely packed in there
>>216881087yeah i'd like to get into black pussy if you know what i mean ;)
>late 90s [...] peak of my life
>>216881093good times x
had breakfast. was ok
wish ogres were real
yank tries real mustardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Zh6WEEg24
Don't like black women one bit, something about their nipples puts me off
if I die before I wake
>>216881105bvsed
>>216881105Black women have big boob genes. Frankly a shame their faces are so hideous
>>216881132screaming at thiswhat is blud on about
>>216881133not watching that film yourself reacting to it and ill watch
>>216881119>indog>person
>>216881119mi tink mi gwan tern inta Cristiano Ronaldo bronze statue mon
brit not being racist for once
>>216881093All the small things
would love to have a black gf if she lets me call her a filthy nigger when i'm viciously colonising her midnight clunge
>>216881105my work coacih was a fit half black MILFshe definitely wanted to give me a "job" if you know what i mean
glod
>>216881204that's a man
>>216881204Um
squirting my goo across the ceiling
heating is staying on all day
Need a big titted slampig to warm my bed
>>216881204where's the penis
>>216881204would love to see poo drop from that hole
>>216881238me when I walk into my first bushtucker trial
>>216881226corr yeah
it's a "binge watch post10 cosy camping videos while engaging in the sins of sloth and gluttony with a tub of chocolate yoghurt" kind of night for me, lads
fat bird at work won't like that milkshake tax
>>216881277neither will all the boys in my yard
only got 2 hours sleep last night and by sleep I mean laying motionless awake until I had to get up for worktorn between trying to stay up or having a nap this afternoon at the risk of not sleeping tonight
don't like it when girls are too pretty because if you see them naked you see their bumhole and it ruins the whole imageprefer a woman with imperfections, who's perhaps a little bit rugged, it gives off "yeah i've got a bumhole, what of it?" vibes, you know where you stand with birds like that, no nasty surprises waiting around the corner
>>216881268is that the autistic drain yank i fucking love him
begging your pardon sir but there's a Mr Mousey on the telephone, he says it's urgent?
>>216881288take a short nap
supporting the australian music industry
>>216881211still would (if legal age)
>>216881301that's the onefellas been on a recent kick camping in canadian woods
domesticating a gazelle
not a single thicc "slam pig" at my toilthey're either scrawny little things or full on hogs with little inbetween
>>216881326thank you for supporting the australian music industry
I assume this so called milkshake tax actually relates to these sugary ice coffee abominations the normoids drinkcan't imagine a significant enough number of people drink real milkshakes to warrant intervention. It's not the 1950s we're not going down to the diner to meet the pastor's daughter for swing dancing and vanilla milkshakes (regrettably)
>>216881336>scrawny little thingscorrr
it's finally happening
want a black gf that says "axe" instead of ask to drink milkshake with
>>216881353'
>>216881360what about the milkshake tax
>>216879118
it mickey mouse day
>>216881371she's axe exempt
>>216881350>It's not the 1950s we're not going down to the diner to meet the pastor's daughter for swing dancing and vanilla milkshakesNobody in this country ever did this
>>216881360did i axe you?
>>216881358reckon it's too late now, half life is irrelevant, zoomers don't even know what it is, and anyone who played it back in the day is probably too busy having a job to care
>>216881350milk based drinks over 4g of added sugar per 100g
just have to pay the tax on milkshakes unless you want to go jump off a high ledge with a cleaver in your hand killing politicians over milkshakes
i love milkshakes sooo much yum yum vanilla
>>216881394im still buying that shit on release idgaf
right, time to take dogberg to puppy classes
>>216881382das Maus ist verboten
>>216881396bet this video of his was 10 minutes of rambling about being healthy, 10 seconds to chug the massive smoothie, then 10 more minutes of rambling
>>216881387nigga thinks 1950s britain was like in back to the future
>>216881442in Nazi Germany you wouldve been killed
ive literally never played half life 1 or 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP9TaFDe7qk
>>216881292great post
>>216881396so I was correct in assuming it's entirely to do with these mocha chocha frappucinos that fat birds suck down and nothing to do with milkshakesthey can't say it's a tax on Starbucks drinks or Costa drinks or what have you since that might upset the corporate overlords who have government ballbags in a vice grip. So we'll call it the milkshake tax even though it's nothing to do with milkshakes
Turns out that 3I/ATLAS is just a comet. https://gizmodo.com/radio-signal-crushes-alien-theory-about-interstellar-comet-3i-atlas-2000684262
>>216881458Nein!
>>216881477no shit nigga!
>>216881463>woman in a wheelchairwould>this personno. gross
>>216881473You're an autistic little freak aren't you
what should i do on this unemployed tuesday
>>216881463pic looks like he's sat in Stephen Hawking's spacker chair
A Marie video from the seasideMARK archives have hit youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL-w2Qw3w2c
>>216881477fake mousey was right when he said 'Don`t worry..'
>>216881463thats a girl with a cock
>>216881488courtney is a lesbian sry
>>216881488Gaming wheelchair got the integrated RTX 5090
>>216881510buy an ad
>girl on hinge matches with me>about to send a follow up message >before I get the chance she's already unmatched LMAOOOOOOO
We're all gonna make it
>>216881506she/they please>>216881514yep!
BRING BACK CZECHCASTING
>>216881530>think a guy has liked me>try to match to confirm>see that he has so i get an ego boost>unmatch because i don't actually like him
>>216881530why do they do that
>>216881533Four-eyes scrmning
Stephen Hawktuahspit on that thang
>>216881539Settle down Justin Lee Collins
>>216881533bubbles been on a diet
this came in the mail today
"hawk ton uah Maarkt n" bar styimpson
>>216881546That's not how hinge works>>216881547Boggles the mind doesn't it, another is matching and then just not replying to the open ended message/question you sent
>>216881575haha yeaah
Well twitter is down so I'm here now
>>216881510Seriously grim watching, looks like she's being held hostage
>>216881572looks like it weighs a tonne. Shipping must have cost a fair bit
>>216881598saw a funny youtube short where a guy said jews going to israel is like when squidward goes to the squidward village
>>216881598just realized that this spongebob episode was about promoting diversity
>>216881572ah good got to have the a with the dots for some reason
>>216881598this but its dancing in the communal garden dressed as a wizard or I have a stick or something
>>216881547Hinge reports the users are too scared to use the app correctly
cowabunga dude
>>216881633Wow only took you 20 years to realize nice
>>216881624Such a shame he sold his soul to knorr
>>216881662sorry i dont reflect on cartoons in my spare time decades after ive watched them
doing quite the poo
WHY IS CLOUDFLARE FUCKING WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>216881686Raped that incel freak to death
>>216881615he grooming the mentally disabled my leeeed
>>216880640sc
doctor who saw me today was quite fit actually
>>216881463mad how all you need to do to make them look like a man again is chop their fringe off
>>216881712Must have been Paul McGann
>>216881712did he play with your prostate?
>>216881429yeah me too probably
>>216881698not just you work slack is going fucking mental with it all
>>216880942dinosoy
>>216881510remember that video where they were in her bedroom at her dads house and mark was laying next to her in his boxers moaning and grunting like a predatorwhat on earth did her dad even think with a fat alcoholic 40+ year old bloke in his house with his mentally disabled teenage daughter
>>216881686So you didn't get the point as a kid? Did you just stare blankly at the screen gawking at the pretty colors?
>>216881760buy an ad
>come /int/>catalogue search brit>always at least one thread from foren cunts whining about uslove it love it LOVE IT
>>216881743no but he felt up my legs
Genuinely don't believe that millions of people are just in "chronic" pain and can't work properly or exercise because of itI can believe they feel like shit because they're fat lazy cunts who eat toxic goyslop every day but that isn't the same as having an actual disability
>>216881760>what on earth did her dad even think with a fat alcoholic 40+ year old bloke in his housei dont know, what does your dad think?
never watched more than 5 secs of a seaside mark video cannot image what grim wretched creature would sit through hours of his vids
>>216829057ikr no one is gonna see it anyway shaved or not. total waste of time
imagine being a father and your beloved daughter comes home with her new boyfriend and it's SSM
>>216881787yeah... maybe don't use words like "goyslop"? not sure if you're aware but that's an antisemitic dogwhistle, so...
>>216881761obviously i grasped that everyone being the same is boring and bland but i didnt connect the dots politically... you know because i was like i dont know, under the age of 10
>>216881787we're not allowed to investigate root causes of problems these days. all we can do is treat the ever spiralling prevalence and cost of symptoms. thats the leftypol way apparently
>>216881752Oh good I'm going half crazy here half the sites are not working
>>216881789dunelm
>>216881790there's a guy who watches all of his videos, records all the bad stuff he says and does, then uploads it onto his own channel. Sad life. Does it daily as well
>>216881819sounds like the average kiwifarms denizen
>>216881787Just stop eating seed oils and it all goes away but the medical industry refuses to accept this
if they cut my bennie i WILL kill myself
>everyone around you looking and acting the same was absolutely fine for thousands of years of human history but then in the last 10 years it suddenly became a depressing and bad thing because of reasons
surprised mark hasn't been caught by one of those nonce hunter stings yet, he absolutely seems the type of creature who would appear on one of those
>>216881855toby!
Melissa, aged 66, was last seen at Taverners Hill light rail station in Leichhardt about 11.30am today (Tuesday 18 November 2025).
>>216881696Patricio-Lee Estrellas
the the image so cute and it make you smile
dunno why he stopped considering the drop off
>>216881887its horrific somethings GOT to be done about these little nerds
down another half kgstill a lot more to go but it is good
>>216881855is there anyone who would actually care if you did?
homestuck
>>216881855>benniemong with some initiativeYeah, right
>>216881880cronem got her
homosuck haha
turns out Michael Barrymore is now uploading videos on YouTube of him doing fast food reviews, is this the endgame of every failed personality
might get on the PIP can't be arsed to work anymore
I finally leave /brit/ and this happens
bennington
what language should i learn
>>216881880ffs post the young ones
>>216881966C++
>>216881966kurdish
plenty hoes in the baller nigga matrix
>>216881933He does Tiktok for some reason the 70 year old zoomer
>>216881792mate i made that post 2 days ago
its over its fucking over the internet is down
>>216881972
nobody:rorke: lebron james
>>216881966japanese
>>216882002s
sctr
>>216881933It's weird how some celebs (not even failed ones, I mean active) have youtube channels but it may have less than 100k subs, makes me think of the actual level of popularity they have or even that only X number of fans are really obsessed with them enough to see their random youtube vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRiUwX9dDJc
He SHAT in my letterbox
supporting the australian music industry again
>>216882033who you listening ta
>>216881999enjoyed this post
>>216882033how so? x
>>216882052caligulas horse this time>>216882056im using spotify on my desktop
I've decided to stop wanking forever
>>216882018Those celebs may as well be boomers when it comes to internet shit they don't understand how it works at allAnd most of those fans are just bots and fake accounts
>>216882033https://youtube.com/watch?v=xUx8V6-EVwc
straya socks at sucker
got my heart in a headlock
might do just that
>>216882063don't like it you should support the BRITISH music industry
i look fine in mirrors but awful in photoswhich is more accurate
>>216881966the language of love
>>216882101mirror
>>216882101same it really drives my head in
>>216882114ok that's comforting i hope you're right
>>216882101ktim, luckily it's mirrors
so it turns out like every single website uses cloudflare
something something poo something something
*writes "poo" on a small notepad and underlines it*
>>216882070good time to start every porn site in the world is down right now anyway
>>216882092funny cause the voice is actually quite decent and the piano is fine
>>216882148>>216882149
>he doesn't have hundreds of gigabytes of wank material saved that's available offline any timengmi
>>216882070tried to do this and made it 5 days before my cock was hard as rock at the slightest stimulus and I wanked and emptied out so much cum I had to use a cloth
>>216882125cameras (especially phone cameras) have a shit focal length that distorts your face.A mirror is just but reflected.
>>216878700 new
if you save porn you are a certified freak
coating a screwdriver with dog shit then ramming it down my dickhole then rubbing dog shit in my eyes
>>216882217fucking pscianf
>>216882212containment thread for seething jfs that have been thoroughly done by us
>>216881760Haven't seen that oneYou overestimate the quality of parenting of the working class Merely keeping the kid alive is enough for them
>>216882212Holden get back in here you wacky guy
i cant wank off to JAV porn cuz cloudflare is down
>>216882214got a load of odd fetish JOIs saved as i am indeeed a freak
MI5 snipping the thick big shark cable to try and cut off the porn but DDoSing 90% of the internet
>>216882264how odd?
New.NOW.
don't even really like women but used to wank to mistress T JOIs on the dailywhat's up with that
the thing about ai porn is that if you're creative with prompts there's really no limits on things such as age and that
>>216882276depends on how odd you think sph isextra weird because my willy's not even small
>>216882287its not even 310 you fat mongo
>>216882287um we haven’t hit the bump limit
now everyone is too scared too post
>>216882296mine is any you would recommend?
everyone keep their dogshit posts, you might lose out in a single (you)
new>>216878971>>216878971
>>216882317eva de vil is my go to
>>216882333>>216882333>>216882333
>>216881922THIS IS. THE POST.
