Scotland edition
aff tae see a woman about a dog
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>>216878993mad how he is a good looking guy as well
>>216878993>5ft8 is short enough to be worth mentioning as "short" in a police reportIt's so fucking over
>>216878993Typical from the bike nonces
>>216878991YJFK that dog...
>short (around 5 feet and 8 inches)
>>216878993>short (5 foot 8 inches)lol
Just woke up and remembered I’m not Indian, nearly burst into tears of joy, thank you Lord
never understood heightmongs i'm 188cm tall and haven't so much as seen a vagina in my 25 years of life
>>2168790125'8 though. it was over for him from the start.
rorke watching electric meter bypass videos
>>2168790225’8 is short I’m 6ft and I feel short nowadays
im 940251819473627495050581710294728561850373936624141547502750776495810657492610274820957474772133683657807069475264744784921418113527500807962572163646658644763100034263894843274641107037465678996852036144332855645050697255935070083710554825374922494027483920103106814390 years old
>>216879042ktim but 194cm
fit other OP
>>216879042Hit the gym twice a week and wash your face and you'll be drowning in itIt's literally that easy for you
gfberg has a large male dog but he's been neutered so i'm not terribly worried, but still you can't help but wonder...
A man has been charged with multiple sexual assaults near the seafront.Fattah Derrahi, a 59-year-old British national of Farm Road in Hove, has been charged with nine counts of sexual assault, alleged to have occurred between August 2023 and October 2025.Women reported being sexually assaulted by a man who approached them around the Hove Lawns area, typically in the morning while they were exercising or post-exercising.Derrahi appeared at Brighton Magistrates’ Court on Saturday, November 15, where he was remanded in custody to appear at Lewes Crown Court on December 10.
Lesbians in the 70's
steve laws used chatgpt to write his remigration policy article on his substack. How low iq is this cunt?https://substack.com/inbox/post/179138905
>>216879063that's an obvious exaggeration so congratulations on winning this argument
>>216879022that's below the average male height in this country, yes
leftypol getting an illegal electric meter bypass then calling an electrician to chase a fault
>>216879063gingernonce's freakish cartoons say this about his crush
>>216879086Look at the fucking state of him
>>216879074my skins good, im 95kg so a little bit of timber but not a fat fat cunt sadly women dont just throw themselves on you for being relatively healthy and tall, you still need to have charisma and attractive features (both more important than height i reckon)
Honestly think my experience with the Russian escort cunt has completely killed any interest I had in sex/women/porn.Genuinely thought escorts would have anyone back if they weren't unhygienic. Seems like it's a seller's market. What a fucking joke man. Can't believe I gave her oral and she still ghosted me. Utterly heartless cunt.
>>216878993>womenugh I can't find a man anywhere I wish they would just grow some balls and make a move on me>also womenomg get away from me you creep I'm calling the police
wanking my little chinese peanut cock with chopsticks
that's the last of my meth smoked, time to get started on the acid
>>216879105his head is massive, he looks like a junkie. How did someone like him become leader for chuds in the UK? his movement has no support outside his internet circles
haha he's made up a story about giving oral to an escort, everyone ostracize him and give him replies!
>>216879083Lesbians in the 2020s
hes not even unattractive you hateful little man
>>216879074why do you keep perpetuating this lieI'm 6'3 and a permavirge because I'm weird and socially awkwardbeing tall is not a golden ticket to easy pussy if you're also a sperg
>>216879120sounds like an absolutely godawful combo
>>216879123this is how i imagine the average /brit/ poster to look like
tonight's kino is renfield (2023)i used to hate nicholas cage but now i'm something of a fan
Thanks you every one for the good jokes in this thread.
>>216879109>>216879135Literally what causes someone to lie so blatantly like this lmao
>>216879138i find meth to be quite similar to mdma except stronger so it's basically like candyflipping
women are simple creatures they just want something nice to look at and something nice to listen to
>>216879139only the racist onesthe rest are either femboys or mentalcels
>>216879124nothing gets past you mate
>>216879154what part of what I said do you find so hard to believe
>>216879154what motive could i possibly have to lie
>>216879113in the old days, untermensch like you would just become priests or die in a war. unfortunately, neither of those things really happen these days so we're forced to suffer your extreme patheticness
>>216879141hes a self hating wog who changed his name to get ahead in life, he only looks "white" passing because his mom is german
>>216879086Coming up as human written when I put it through AI detectors
fucking hell lads guy from work got killed in a car crash on the weekend. Life moves fast innit
>>216879141hes like adam sandler or owen wilson where you grow up thinking theyre shit but eventually realise their genuis
I need meth
>>216879172All of it>>216879176That's a bloody good question mate, why don't you tell us?
>>216879195i'll blow some up your arse with a pipe
constantly apologizing to others who have no intention of fixing their own behavior. thats just like me. the lesson is im not worried about others im trying to fix my own wrong doings. why does this simple concept fail so many of you? Ill answer, its because you dont have enough life experiences therefore you mistake peoples annoyance with you as compassion
>yank saying "wog" thievin' motherfuckers take everything, don't they
>>216879182bizarre post>>216879188i reckon jim carrey and mike myers are in that vein too
>>216879186this happened at my old job as well, he was in a coma for a bit then they switched off the machine. Despite being well liked among colleagues people stopped talking about him like a week later and I don't think I've ever heard him mentioned since
he wants it to be a lie because then he can blame not being tall or handsome or whatever point he's failing to make for himself being a virgin, instead of having to admit it's his personal failingspretty textbook stuff
>>216879212didn't yanks invent golliwogs?
>>216879212yanks saying lad should trigger a spontaneous event where they combust into a cartoon sized fireball
>>216879231nah they just shipped 'em in from Africa
>guy from work got killed in a car crash on the weekend
>>216879214>bizarre posthow? im an italian too, he's hated in our community and never mentions his roots
>>216879202I think it's time for you to log off the internet and go outside for a bit if you think women will automatically shag anyone over 6 foot with no other defining characteristicsI can only assume you're quite short yourself and spend many hours seething about women online
>>216879219its like people leaving their job. they all make a big emotional deal out of it but then they're forgotten within a fortnight. never understood it myself.
can't decide whether the best video game gun of all time is the pistol from halo CE or the shotgun from half life 2
>>216879247bradford? luton? birmingham? he was surely killed by an indian/bengali/paki right? all the car accidents are caused by them
>>216879255no one cares about your dago identity crisis, i've seen the sopranos, i know how insecure you twats are. believe me, no one cares
>>216879219I fucking hate announcements from work when someone has carked it and they talk about how good a fucking transport consultant or whatever they were.If I have a brain aneurysm in the next five minutes the last thing I want is for people to talk about bloody work
>im an italian too, he's hated in our community
on the agenda: read the Wikipedia page for eleccy meter stealing (I hate electricity and tax), uma career, clean other half of my room, either full hoover again OR clean up deeper into the living room, clean going into the bathroom, televisions
>>216879258once had a guy leave the job after like 9 years write a long heartfelt farewell message in sharpie on his locker door and a day later it was scrubbed off and being used by a different employee
>>216879285scream
>>216879285>>216879301why are aussies such terrible posters?
>>216879296who though?
>>216879244
my nan was from spain, i wonder if i'm white
>>216879219yeah you kind of have to move on eventually. Not turning work, that's already grim, into a funeral every day
>an italianInjecting foreign element in the energy meterMeters are manipulated via a remote by installing a circuit inside the meter so that the meter can be slowed down at any time. This kind of modification can evade external inspection attempts because the meter is always correct unless the remote is turned on.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_theftthat is so poggers
>>216879268actually it's the shotgun from F.E.A.R.
>>216879278>>216879285you guys are mentally ill
nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnici hope she made lotsa spaghetti
>>216879306brad when hes in a crashing submarine and its almost full of water
For me, it's the R.Y.N.O from Ratchet and Clank
>>216879304>>216879323
>>216879342>gay flag role playwhen will you learn?
me on the left
im gay for mens arses
>>216879327you forgot the gay luigi
>>216879356>>216879357Green Party conference be like
Australians are mentally ill which is why so many of them are either nazis or crazed out leftypolers
>>216879357youre in luck, theres an entire board for that. now piss off
what's the first video game you ever played lads?i think for me it was sonic 2
>>216879372aha
>>216879376
>>216879354wtf does this even mean you putrid american ape
also this is the only yank (except emmayank) who comes here and gets any sort of replies. +1 to his repliescount
yanks have too much negative energy very low vibrational beings, probably as a result of being raped by cia experiments every day but still...
>>216879380kill yourself>>216879397it means 90% of your posts are banter at people with US flags in order to feel at home here. go on post your british ancestry. no? fuck off
oi let's cool it on the flag wars ok? We're all one nation here. The Lads.
>>216879416>kill yourselfwhat did i ever do to you m8?
raped melty
gingernonce melty
haven't slept in like 3 or 4 days, reckon i'm going to start tripping soon
>>216879430you could be brown for all i know. youre not british jamal.>>216879435>gaymin
Any of you lads follow Neo Coom?
>>216879416i could be a vantablack jungle ape from the depths of the congo and i'd still belong here more than any yank, don't like it you know where the door is
>>216879311yeah but I guess I thought he might have left more of a lasting impression than have everyone forget he existed in less than a week, was a bit depressing to imagine the same thing happening to me
i get (you)s everytime I come on here, been doing this for about 6 years. I only post on this general once every 6 months :D
fart on yanks faces and kill them
>>216879380Duck HuntI would cheat by putting the light gun right up to the screen
>>216879437>>216879443>>216879467imagining you saying this a real life situation and laughing and how idiotic you are. whether or not you know it is inconsequential
genuinely cant even remember the last time i had a wank, my plums are thrashing around and wailing like a pair of caged rottweilers
>>216879500right well put some overwatch futa on and get to work
>>216879257>I can only assume you're quite short yourselfFucking hell Sherlock look at youTall and observant!
>>216879477>I only post on this general once every 6 months :DWe all wish this was true
*ahem*I, a yank, made this thread. You need to respect yanks or else I’m going to have toCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>216879522capital idea friend
>Growing up on Guernsey like I did guaranteed that you lived an extremely apolitical existence. There were no local political parties to speak of, only individuals, not that anyone particularly voted anyway. A joke candidate, in fact, managed to get in year after year. No one cared, and indeed, why would they? The island, besides being increasingly expensive, had no real modern problems to speak of. Up until very recently the demographics were almost completely pure Anglo-Norman and there was and still is no crime.>You would, of course, always hear stories about everyone’s trips to the ‘mainland’ as we call Britain. ‘‘Bloody hell mate, landing at Gatwick was like touching down in Pakistan’’ or ‘‘God, Birmingham is such a shithole, it’s like being in Africa, I barely saw a single bloody White face!’’ were the typical type of comments you’d expect to hear after picking up a friend or family member from the airport. These comments would become more frequent and harsher as the years went by.
IM GATEKEEPING ONLY WOMEN CAN BE GOONERS MEN DO NOT HAVE THE TOOLS FOR THE JOB
once when i was like 11 my aunt took me around to some friends of hers' place, and they set up a nintendo for me, because i guess they assumed since i was a child that automatically meant i wanted to play nintendo games, i recognised this and declined out of spite. that's like throwing a basketball to a black guy
>>216879523>look at youalright, let me get you a foot stool then
>>216879177>defending prostitutes
>>216879500Been staying true to nonstop nut november Before that it was orgasm october, after it will be dick destruction december, then jerkoff & jelqing january, freestyle fapping February, monstruous masturbation march etc etcBeen going strong for about 10 years.
>>216879523you had over 10 minutes to come up with a decent rebuttal and the best you had was "nice one sherlock"?
>jelqing january
>>216879554illiterate spastic
What would you do for her?
>>216879539nobody asked you to make it99% of yank threads are dogshit
'member when gooning was called cooming?
This is everything
>>216879578>thinks everyone is like him and on here giving /brit/ 100% of their attention instead of doing other things in the meantimeomds
>>216879113might be time to blow your brains out
>>216879599Shut up and eat ya beans gay nigga
>>216879613I guess you could say my expectations of the average /brit/ poster fell a little.... short
Fantasizing a suck
raveningham
wish it would snow already
i look like this
>>216879597nothing bc she has plastic surgery and her dad is 35% negro
>>216879602Two different things grandpa get your zoomer tslk straight or I'll kock you out straight
perusing the latest JAV releases while eating crisps
WOMEN GOON THEY GO MENTAL ON THEY PUSSY FOR HOURS. MEN JUST HAVE AN EXTENDED WANKWE ARE LEAGUES BEHIND THEM IN MASTURBATORY MIND BREAKING PRACTICES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXe_1iyJUWUtonights asmr
>>216879708be sure to update the thread every 5 min with your internet browsing activity, k babe?
>I'll kock you out
>>216879578Kek just exposed yourself as terminally online
>>216879692Thank you for supporting the American animation industry
>‘My son is never coming back’: Mom seeks justice after child killed in road-rage shooting
>>216879597the needful
>>216879605They joke like this and then Tesco renames the Christmas tree an "evergreen tree" and the Christmas lights on Oxford street become "winter lights" in an obvious attempt to remove religious connotations and then they shift the goalpost
replying to some yank twat while eating crisps still
>>216879774why are you obsessed with death
The wrong side won WW2
>>216879792never happened though did it
might go back to bed for a bit
Genuinely hard to comprehend that there are 'men' who are below 5'10
>>216879785>Stats for lefties>Source? I made it the fuck upNot saying it's false but you could post something less dogshit
>>216879819im 5'9
>>216879796his masturbatory fantasies involve dead school shooting victims and he's dedicated like a decade of his life to sharing this with /brit/ for some reason
reminder: zoomerhistorian got $175.22 donated total to him after ebegging for an entire 2 weeks. Youtube nuked his channel. He was making several thousands a month from it, LOL
>>216879812Both of those things are just two examples from this year alone
>>216879820Literally says the source at the top you stupid fucking monkey
>>216879832buy an ad
>>216879826What's that like?
>>216879592The customer is always right lad If the cunt doesn't want my money she can rot
>>216879848its pretty based
i am ADOLF HITLERcommander of the third reichlittle known fact, also dope on the mic
>>216879832Literally who
>>216879839No link, no title = no sourceGo find that poll
>>216879832He got exposed by Hope Not Hate, as did HelperLad looool
must feel so good to drink a saucer of milk as a cat
walked past a girl who was saying something was a breath of fresh air and then i went oh yeah well here's the death of fresh air and farted
>>216879868i used to think for the longest that instead of >also dope on the miche said>all the jews must diego back and listen to it, you’ll hear my version now
>>216879831Most well adjusted yank
Had a dream about poo
>>216879909r
>>216878993>whiteno wonder they reported it
>>216879917that's so f*cking awesome! i love austrians
>>216879921UM
Nigger sex arse
Had a dream that I was at the local with the boys watching the first ashes test and a pom walked in and everybody jumped him
does the polite formal usage of 'sir' make you feel weird?
>>216879917They can't help themselves. Always cursing up a storm
>>216879935s
I think I dreamt of having a wife and a happy family. I'm saying I think because my brain is trying to suppress it.
>>216879935two please barkeep x
2 years ago, at the time I was broke 30 year old going to church every Sunday and working at Taco Bell. I was praying every night etc.I stopped being a christcuck and guess what? Now I’m a nearly a millionaire and happy for the first time since I was a child. Hedonism and the idea of not giving a fuck worked in my favor. Why would “God” reward a heathen like me?
>>216879909be carefully little umbunny there are umrapists lurking about
charlie kirk sex neck with pig blood lube
>>216879917every australian thinks he’s fucking hilarious, and most of them are just insufferable redditors
>>216879941when it's addressed to me, yes
>>216879945FOY
>>216879965see this is what i’m talking about
>>216879949>dreamtFOY
>>216879941yes, us bongs don't use sir nearly as often as you guys do, we're much more informal
Today`sPocket MonsterofThe dayIs ..Magnezone !!
can't remember much of my dreams although I do often seem to yell at my mum in them
>>216879963um
>>216879985Fomyeg
>>216879992ever have one where you shag her up the arse?
>>216879976Wdym?
just peed myself
>>216879939remember one time I was in australia for the ashes and I was the only one cheering for england in a pub but the weak, feminine australians didn't dare oppose me not even when the fit bartender that everyone had been eyeing up started sucking me off during the wicket that won england the whole thing
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763461525422014.webm
>>216880030that bartender was me in a dress omds mate
>>216879998that in wales?
>>216880030>England have won the Ashes in Australia five times since the end of World War II. Those victories came in 1954-55, 1970-71, 1978-79, 1986-87 and 2010-11.Poms are dogshit at cricket
Leftypol running 4 anti hook perks then complaining when he gets bled out all game
>>216879985>MagnezoneI had no idea there was another evolution
>>216880054t. Gurubuluru O'Ayersrock
>>2168800542010 was 35 years ago btw
the Siddiqis?
cricket is for subcontinentals
gonna replay vtmb
>>216880103the two fat burds from leeds
stay unprotected
>>216880111you finish vtmb2
Don't feel like getting up
>>216880135yeah, need to replay the first one to wash out the taste of mediocrity
>>216880076Fun fact an Aboriginal team toured the UK in the 1800s and played just as well as the pomshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Aboriginal_cricket_team_in_England_in_1868#TourThe Australian ethnicity was formed in an ethnogenesis as we became ethnically better than poms at cricket
>>216880132stay big
whos sipping on a delicious coffee rn
>>216880142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMlXFE6u1jw
>>216880157not i
>>216880111love that game so much, kills me a little inside knowing we will never get another game like it
>>216880157supping a coffee but it's not deliciousit's five teaspoons of nescafe goldno milk, cream, sugar or marshmallows
>>216880157suppose I could have another cup, see if I can't help this poo on its way
homer of a lonely bartowner of the kwik e mart
Mental how ugly abos are
every single page on the kings trust website has a picture of a nog on it
Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World mentioned
Got a windows xp theme on my Firefox
£156 for my train to birmingham this morning (with railcard)this country is a joke, can fly to australia for about 300 quid more
big incel run planned tonight might try doing 5k
>>216880054We're a football nation really
>>216880203educate yourself, fascisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUx8V6-EVwc
>>216880176
>>216875637ktim
Note: Apu died on the way back to his home planet (India)
>>216880142Was thinking this just this morning. But here I am at toil, when toilberg isn't even here. I could have stayed in my warm bed with a soft fresh blanket and comfortable pillows, maybe get up in a few hours, enjoy a cup of coffee and no one would have even noticed but no I'm a good little goycattle who's got yo go to work, brave the brown tide of the big city and take all this nonsense with a smile.Oh how I miss neetdom. I may not have had money, I may not have had prospects but you know what I had? Freedom.
>>216880219fucking hell i got the train from sydney to melbourne once and it was like 80 bucks wtf is going on in your evil little island
abos do be kinda ugly though
>>216880278dont say that you little chuddlefuck
>>216880269we're on the ropes
>>216880268horrid
>>216880203>>216880242>>216880278>-ACK!!!!
just a little nibble
>>216880311this vid except it's alsatians not goats and they're nibbling her she-willy not her ears
can someone update the hermitmoth pateron, i dont wanna pay for it lolhttps://kemono.cr/patreon/user/55230122
public transport distance where im at is split into zones for different distances (goes up to 9) and they recently capped the price to the 2 zone fee which is like 4 dollars and made all public transport free on sundays, and also built a massive rail expansion australianoids stay winning
>>216880311I had a pet goat for a few weeks because of ag day when I was in primary schoolthey're fun pets, they jump and climb on everything. An adult one would be a big pain in the arse though
>>216880298Sorry still ugly
love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEpx_A-H7s
>Alri yeah? This is what the average British woman will look like 10 years from now
abos are ugly and you dont have to defend them just because they have black skin (a disability where they have low IQ and cant make houses or fire)
>>216880327this the kind of shit brazilians be jerking off to in their tin shacks
>>216880366fucking screaing
recently came into a decent chunk of money and don't know what to do with it, maybe i'll just stick it up my arse
>>216880327Yank moment
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BNGXNQfuKLcelectricity meter hack
>>216880364you cant make a house or fire either
love the whiffs of poo when i sniff Emma Watson’s girly arse
chrometophiliacs be like: recently came into a decent chunk of money
>>216880400post wrist
just discovered fire lads
>>216880400I learned how to make a shelter and fire when I was like 10. They had thousands of years to do it and couldn't.
>>216880422good post
>>216880364most abos are already half irish due to the stolen generation Because of this when they mix with someone who isn't abo their kids never come out looking like abos
>>216880366>>216880376>>216880388howling but this is the stuff i get off to it, its hot
>>216880363get her shagged
>>216880183have you played vtmb2? this is the final boss, corr
watching Murder by Decree (1979)no dark people in it, which is good
>>216880414>They're your doctorsomdz
>>216880441its either a black person, a white girl, or white dysgenic male. or Diego (a dysgenic white male)
>>216880461nice to meet you, Corr
>>216880456are you twelve years old
>>216880453weird skinny men in black alien steve merchant body
>>216880481nah her name isn't corr, i was actually just expressing my lust since she's a naked lady, but you can't see her nips or vagina so i assume this image is sfw
>>216880482nah man im 25just sick of real porn
>>216880456Your head, smoove off, now
love watching videos of women getting shagged and stroking my knob
>>216880429i accept your concession (you're also completely dependent on the government to survive because you have no skills - just like abos lol)
Islam is right about women
Love getting shagged and watching videos of women stroking their knob
going on ai chatbots and making all the girls elves so I can get around colonial racism filters
have any of you noticed that /sci/ is now a board where normie redditor white guilters go after shitting on "rednecks" for redneck engineering (where they cant do anything right) to go suck any black ego or dick thats on there by not blindly defending them but agnrily defending them whilst always putting someone else down based on what they think the other person is like? its really pathetic actually
>>216880518vile demon
>>216880556can't say i have noticed that to be honest
all my favourite pornographic actresses are jewish
Sticking nerf bullets up me arse
>>216880556sir this is b&q
>>216880520im walking away from the discussion because you are Diego, and have absolutely nothing to offer me or this thread. AKA you are being ignored
>>216880573For me it's eastern europeans, especially the ones that do a wee on each other
>>216878964>>216878964>>216878964
>>216880593Hahaa fat cunt
>>216880602imagine a country where its white only not allowed though. the Jews
