i really like this image, today op wasn't a fag

bumping the post number

this is the one

>>216885406
posting in this one

posting in this one

sticking my finger up my balls

got a remote xmas do this year, wine and cheese tasting on a Teams meeting

I'm an insane mental mad man

hi im peeing

>>216887492
hey peeing im rorke

Rorke installing android on his desktop pc

cloudfag is down guys

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ditched just before christmas again de laads
*plays stay another day*
it not right

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CHICKEN JOCKEY

Zombie punk guarding Camden canal

>>216887449
dont believe this for one second. pull the other one mate

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Rebecca Black is giving turkey for thanksgiving

Omg is it true about Mark and Helen?? I can't find a video about it?

It not right, before Christmas and all

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that's not my fucking house

so, how are you work-shy slugs of men doing today?

>>216887608
You expected a Nigerian to do a competent job?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJsY4FoSZ8

>>216887608
wouldn't matter even if it were since half a parcel sticking out a letterbox on a locked door with a hand still attached to it isn't proof of delivery

>>216887608
Achemedinijad Mohammed Saladeem has done you there

>>216887596
He confirmed on a video he uploaded earlier and has since deleted. He said they've decided to just be friends.

>>216887635
Been in bed all day

>>216887559
I hate that guy so much
How is some Brazilian(?) freak allowed to stay here eeking out a living begging for booze and change

>>216887688
why

this is literally me lmao https://i.postimg.cc/CLZRvJ0m/image.png

>>216887579
100% real, what details can I give you off the email to prove it?

>>216887635
CloudFlare helped a lot, so I have been chilling out at home.

>>216887550
And Marie is no longer 14 so she's off the table for are Mark

>>216887596
>>216887684
Samefag on

>>216887608
GDP INCREASED

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nth for the holodem

gfberg keeps pressuring me to do her up the arse but i don't want to do anal, it's gay and smelly

>>216887710
>Computer will restart in 5 seconds

WTF

>>216887722
screenshot the whole email while taking the necessary precautions

>>216887710
McElton

>>216887706
'pressed

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>216887745
based

>>216887745
that's a bloke

>>216887769
that would require going on 4chan on my work laptop so that's a no go

>start+R
>"notepad"
>auhfsaashfssah
>start+R
>cmd
>shutdown -c

>>216887746
Ever shagged her up the arse?

>>216887684
Oh it not fair mark is such a gentle soul why are people like this :/

>>216887783
cheer up

>>216887794
fuck you then

wfh right at the start of lockdown was very funny. chuckling to myself just thinking about it haha

>>216887790
She's actually a biofem lesbian

someone being a thick idiot retard does not make his soul gentle

>biofem
dropped

>>216887794
Take a photo with your phone

you'll be pleased to know that i have just finished wanking my cock to completion.
thank you.

>>216887784
gfberg likes vampire knight, she says i remind her of kaname kuran, she's a wrongun she is, and she keeps trying to get me to shag her up the arse but i'm having none of it because arse shagging is gay
>>216887806
...yh

PinkPantheress is fit for a you know what

>>216887833
that whole Feb/March 2020 period was great craic. Covid was definitely the biggest happening of all our lives make no mistake it's nothing but nowtbarms between now and the grave. That was it, blink and you'll miss it.

>>216887677
how's he supposed to prove he delivered it then

>>216887893
covid2 in 3 years

>>216887892
for a woman? yeah

>>216887925
covid harder

>>216887893
>that whole Feb/March 2020 period was great craic
Peng weather as well. Had some good days cracking open a few tins "walking the dogs"

>>216887833
got invited to a "virtual team meeting" where someone said how weird it was not seeing everyone for so long before being reminded that 6 months ago they went on annual leave for longer than the lockdown had currently being going on for

>>216887931
Yeah

>>216887893
mental how everyone's just collectively decided to forget it happened and bringing it up in conversation is met with blank faces and awkwardly rushing to other topics

>>216887925
I fucking wish. No lockdown this time, TBD

>>216887966
yeah mate it was 6 years ago you see. people have moved on with their lives

>>216887925
We'll have a monkeypox lockdown

>>216887966
no it isn't you retard

>>216887966
he says, into a conversation literally about it where several people are reminiscing about things that happened during

>>216887904
Start recording video, show name/address on parcel, show parcel going fully into the letterbox.

fuck my chungosaurus life

>>216887981
so? scousers still bang on about hillsborough don't they

The two best footy players of all time are Argentinian

>>216888010
ok

haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q--iGgtRn8

>>216887988
this is not a conversation, this is 4chan

>>216887984
lock down the young boy and dog arses

>>216888028
daft cunt

>>216888000
hillsborough, stephen lawrence, and brexit are things we'll be hearing about still in 1000 years time

>>216888010
Messi and Mac Allister

Timmy getting fined for bringing a can of tango on his daily walk

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>>216887784

>>216888051
favourite album?

Lockdown was fucking awful. I just got pissed literally every day

>>216888107
it lush

poo

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>>216887789

>>216887988
to be fair we also have open conversations about how much people hate wogs and gay porn rape arses which i doubt happen in real life (could be wrong)

Seeing how many hotdogs I can get up my arse

>>216888107
Oh it was great alright. Only thing I missed was going to the gym. No more toilberg, free to stay at home in my jammies with the caberge and a covfefe, blanket on my lap. The dream

did any of you lads see nosferatu (2024)?
all i remember from it is seeing johnny depp's daughters tits

half life three will be announced in exactly one hour and 28 minutes

not had my NHS booster letter through yet this yeae. I have epilepsy so get mine early along with the elderlies but nothing so far this year, maybe they don't do it anymore

>>216888164
no i haven't...
but i will now!

remember the period from 2015-2019 where every single news story was about brexit or occasionally trump

>>216888168
>Half Life Alyx 2

>>216888190
*stares at you blankly and awkwardly rushes to another topic*

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>I said, 'why is the Gulf of Mexico called the Gulf of Mexico?' I said, 'We're changing the name.' And now it's the Gulf of America. Has nothing to do with McDonald's, but maybe it does.

plucking hairs from my balls one by one

>>216888190
can barely remember what I had for dinner last night mate my mind is mush at this point

homie don't shake

>>216888172
>I have epilepsy
you have the mongspastic fits?

>>216888210
Based

>>216888190
what a glorious time that was for /int/
british flags backed up against the wall, waging war on posters from across the continent

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kim is a homoseksuelle

>>216888210
Stuart is a glowie btw

Got 1 jab because I was basically forced by my entire extended family

anyone else have a hairy knob?

>>216888210
Margaret using all 72pts of that font

>>216888194
nah theyve written themselves into a corner where theyre forced to do something with freeman now

>>216887966
Love how when you brought this up three posters immediately fell over themselves to deny it lel
People still want to pretend

>>216888210
rorkes ma's big day out

>>216888212
have done this before. You can find photos of my knobule in the archive if you search "plucked pubes"

any old, smart, and full of farts man in

>>216888212
Balls shaved smoove off, it lush
>>216888267
>Half Life: Barney
Screencap this

DEMEROL
DEMEROL
OH GOD HE'S TAKING DEMEROL

>>216888212
love having a hairless willard, sack and bunghole but this sounds like a massive pain in the arse

>>216888259
yes i have rather alarmingly discovered hairs up to 2/3rds of the way up my knob
might have to start waxing

>>216888210
Something a bit fishy about this, every cunt knows they serve booze on trains

>>216888293
i'd rather not if it's alright with you

>>216888305
>>Half Life: Barney
that would be kino albeit

Leftypol pretending to believe the guy he claims can't stop raping women is actually gay and also that being gay is somehow bad in this one specific instance

>>216888317
surely its a massive pain in the bollocks

Fancy a drink but only drank on Sat

>>216888346
your hero sucked off a bloke loooool

>>216888305
best character in the entire franchise btw

playing a bit of mass effect 2, or "ass erect poo" as i'm sure you'll all recall i am somewhat notorious for referring to it as

>>216888210
Is it so wrong to say this privately? Maybe they shouldn’t be looking over their shoulder

>>216888259
still cant grow a beard or chest hair at 27 but have had extremely thick pubes since i was about 14

>>216888346
excuse me

>>216888210
Racism is pathetic if you think about it. Imagine letting brown people live in your mind rent free.

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Stay strong britfrens
Starmer's reign of terror won't last forever

Rorkes hero the throat goat frfr :skull: blud CANNOT stop taking L's

>>216888346
rorke mate leftoids make gay jokes because they know it'll wind up right wingers not because they're secretly fagbashers

>>216888346
whats this now

he was a good looking guy to be fair, to be fair

>>216888345
>>216888370
iirc opposing force was canonically from Barney's perspective
Still no chance in hell they ever finish half life

>>216888346
donald trump giving bill clinton the sloppiest toppy of his life is more humiliating if he isn't gay than it would be if he was

>>216888428
off-topic

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>if ya see doctor breen tell him i said FUCK YOU

>>216888305
bleed

>>216888221
not for a long, long time like 14+ years ago now but yeah I have had seizures both "absence seizures" and grand mal

grand mal there's no memory it's just a time skip then you're waking up with the paramedics kneeling over you (very unpleasant for onlookers though). Absence seizures are fucking weird though, it's like being locked out of your body, shifted out of reality, all your senses get switched off and you're suddenly snapped into this grey static noise realm while your body is frozen like a statue. Words don't do it justice.

ALERT
>>216888420
>>216888420
>>216888420
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

donnie deepthroat

>>216888346
Least yankbrained brit award goes to... (You)! Congratulations!

Leftypol calling Trump a cocksucker on his public LinkedIn account
Rorke using 17 proxies to post a mild criticism of Sir Keir Starmer

>>216888372
aha yes! that was certainly a highlight of your /brit/posting career