edish
i really like this image, today op wasn't a fag
bumping the post number
this is the one
>>216885406posting in this one
posting in this one
sticking my finger up my balls
got a remote xmas do this year, wine and cheese tasting on a Teams meeting
I'm an insane mental mad man
hi im peeing
>>216887492hey peeing im rorke
Rorke installing android on his desktop pc
cloudfag is down guys
ditched just before christmas again de laads*plays stay another day*it not right
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Zombie punk guarding Camden canal
>>216887449dont believe this for one second. pull the other one mate
Rebecca Black is giving turkey for thanksgiving
Omg is it true about Mark and Helen?? I can't find a video about it?It not right, before Christmas and all
that's not my fucking house
so, how are you work-shy slugs of men doing today?
>>216887608You expected a Nigerian to do a competent job?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJsY4FoSZ8
>>216887608wouldn't matter even if it were since half a parcel sticking out a letterbox on a locked door with a hand still attached to it isn't proof of delivery
>>216887608Achemedinijad Mohammed Saladeem has done you there
>>216887596He confirmed on a video he uploaded earlier and has since deleted. He said they've decided to just be friends.
>>216887635Been in bed all day
>>216887559I hate that guy so muchHow is some Brazilian(?) freak allowed to stay here eeking out a living begging for booze and change
>>216887688why
this is literally me lmao https://i.postimg.cc/CLZRvJ0m/image.png
>>216887579100% real, what details can I give you off the email to prove it?
>>216887635CloudFlare helped a lot, so I have been chilling out at home.
>>216887550And Marie is no longer 14 so she's off the table for are Mark
>>216887596>>216887684Samefag on
>>216887608GDP INCREASED
nth for the holodem
gfberg keeps pressuring me to do her up the arse but i don't want to do anal, it's gay and smelly
>>216887710>Computer will restart in 5 secondsWTF
>>216887722screenshot the whole email while taking the necessary precautions
>>216887710McElton
>>216887706'pressed
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>216887745based
>>216887745that's a bloke
>>216887769that would require going on 4chan on my work laptop so that's a no go
>start+R>"notepad" >auhfsaashfssah>start+R >cmd>shutdown -c
>>216887746Ever shagged her up the arse?
>>216887684Oh it not fair mark is such a gentle soul why are people like this :/
>>216887783cheer up>>216887794fuck you then
wfh right at the start of lockdown was very funny. chuckling to myself just thinking about it haha
>>216887790She's actually a biofem lesbian
someone being a thick idiot retard does not make his soul gentle
>biofem dropped
>>216887794Take a photo with your phone
you'll be pleased to know that i have just finished wanking my cock to completion.thank you.
>>216887784gfberg likes vampire knight, she says i remind her of kaname kuran, she's a wrongun she is, and she keeps trying to get me to shag her up the arse but i'm having none of it because arse shagging is gay>>216887806...yh
PinkPantheress is fit for a you know what
>>216887833that whole Feb/March 2020 period was great craic. Covid was definitely the biggest happening of all our lives make no mistake it's nothing but nowtbarms between now and the grave. That was it, blink and you'll miss it.
>>216887677how's he supposed to prove he delivered it then
>>216887893covid2 in 3 years
>>216887892for a woman? yeah
>>216887925covid harder
>>216887893>that whole Feb/March 2020 period was great craicPeng weather as well. Had some good days cracking open a few tins "walking the dogs"
>>216887833got invited to a "virtual team meeting" where someone said how weird it was not seeing everyone for so long before being reminded that 6 months ago they went on annual leave for longer than the lockdown had currently being going on for
>>216887931Yeah
>>216887893mental how everyone's just collectively decided to forget it happened and bringing it up in conversation is met with blank faces and awkwardly rushing to other topics
>>216887925I fucking wish. No lockdown this time, TBD
>>216887966yeah mate it was 6 years ago you see. people have moved on with their lives
>>216887925We'll have a monkeypox lockdown
>>216887966no it isn't you retard
>>216887966he says, into a conversation literally about it where several people are reminiscing about things that happened during
>>216887904Start recording video, show name/address on parcel, show parcel going fully into the letterbox.
fuck my chungosaurus life
>>216887981so? scousers still bang on about hillsborough don't they
The two best footy players of all time are Argentinian
>>216888010ok
hahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q--iGgtRn8
>>216887988this is not a conversation, this is 4chan
>>216887984lock down the young boy and dog arses
>>216888028daft cunt
>>216888000hillsborough, stephen lawrence, and brexit are things we'll be hearing about still in 1000 years time
>>216888010Messi and Mac Allister
Timmy getting fined for bringing a can of tango on his daily walk
>>216887784
>>216888051favourite album?
Lockdown was fucking awful. I just got pissed literally every day
>>216888107it lush
poo
>>216887789
>>216887988to be fair we also have open conversations about how much people hate wogs and gay porn rape arses which i doubt happen in real life (could be wrong)
Seeing how many hotdogs I can get up my arse
>>216888107Oh it was great alright. Only thing I missed was going to the gym. No more toilberg, free to stay at home in my jammies with the caberge and a covfefe, blanket on my lap. The dream
did any of you lads see nosferatu (2024)?all i remember from it is seeing johnny depp's daughters tits
half life three will be announced in exactly one hour and 28 minutes
not had my NHS booster letter through yet this yeae. I have epilepsy so get mine early along with the elderlies but nothing so far this year, maybe they don't do it anymore
>>216888164no i haven't...but i will now!
remember the period from 2015-2019 where every single news story was about brexit or occasionally trump
>>216888168>Half Life Alyx 2
>>216888190*stares at you blankly and awkwardly rushes to another topic*
>I said, 'why is the Gulf of Mexico called the Gulf of Mexico?' I said, 'We're changing the name.' And now it's the Gulf of America. Has nothing to do with McDonald's, but maybe it does.
plucking hairs from my balls one by one
>>216888190can barely remember what I had for dinner last night mate my mind is mush at this point
homie don't shake
>>216888172>I have epilepsyyou have the mongspastic fits?
>>216888210Based
>>216888190what a glorious time that was for /int/british flags backed up against the wall, waging war on posters from across the continent
kim is a homoseksuelle
>>216888210Stuart is a glowie btw
Got 1 jab because I was basically forced by my entire extended family
anyone else have a hairy knob?
>>216888210Margaret using all 72pts of that font
>>216888194nah theyve written themselves into a corner where theyre forced to do something with freeman now
>>216887966Love how when you brought this up three posters immediately fell over themselves to deny it lelPeople still want to pretend
>>216888210rorkes ma's big day out
>>216888212have done this before. You can find photos of my knobule in the archive if you search "plucked pubes"
any old, smart, and full of farts man in
>>216888212Balls shaved smoove off, it lush>>216888267>Half Life: BarneyScreencap this
DEMEROLDEMEROLOH GOD HE'S TAKING DEMEROL
>>216888212love having a hairless willard, sack and bunghole but this sounds like a massive pain in the arse
>>216888259yes i have rather alarmingly discovered hairs up to 2/3rds of the way up my knobmight have to start waxing
>>216888210Something a bit fishy about this, every cunt knows they serve booze on trains
>>216888293i'd rather not if it's alright with you
>>216888305>>Half Life: Barneythat would be kino albeit
Leftypol pretending to believe the guy he claims can't stop raping women is actually gay and also that being gay is somehow bad in this one specific instance
>>216888317surely its a massive pain in the bollocks
Fancy a drink but only drank on Sat
>>216888346your hero sucked off a bloke loooool
>>216888305best character in the entire franchise btw
playing a bit of mass effect 2, or "ass erect poo" as i'm sure you'll all recall i am somewhat notorious for referring to it as
>>216888210Is it so wrong to say this privately? Maybe they shouldn’t be looking over their shoulder
>>216888259still cant grow a beard or chest hair at 27 but have had extremely thick pubes since i was about 14
>>216888346excuse me
>>216888210Racism is pathetic if you think about it. Imagine letting brown people live in your mind rent free.
Stay strong britfrensStarmer's reign of terror won't last forever
Rorkes hero the throat goat frfr :skull: blud CANNOT stop taking L's
>>216888346rorke mate leftoids make gay jokes because they know it'll wind up right wingers not because they're secretly fagbashers
>>216888346whats this now
he was a good looking guy to be fair, to be fair
>>216888345>>216888370iirc opposing force was canonically from Barney's perspective Still no chance in hell they ever finish half life
>>216888428off-topic
>if ya see doctor breen tell him i said FUCK YOU
>>216888305bleed
>>216888221not for a long, long time like 14+ years ago now but yeah I have had seizures both "absence seizures" and grand malgrand mal there's no memory it's just a time skip then you're waking up with the paramedics kneeling over you (very unpleasant for onlookers though). Absence seizures are fucking weird though, it's like being locked out of your body, shifted out of reality, all your senses get switched off and you're suddenly snapped into this grey static noise realm while your body is frozen like a statue. Words don't do it justice.
ALERT>>216888420>>216888420>>216888420WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
donnie deepthroat
>>216888346Least yankbrained brit award goes to... (You)! Congratulations!
Leftypol calling Trump a cocksucker on his public LinkedIn accountRorke using 17 proxies to post a mild criticism of Sir Keir Starmer
>>216888372aha yes! that was certainly a highlight of your /brit/posting career
sexy curly hair
190 MOVED TO ISRAEL>>216888420
blaying shatinafield 6
>He posted, in English, on the British culture thread
>>216888440opposing force was from the perspective of one of the army guys, you're thinking of blue shift
>>216888459190 was an Israeli asset confirmed
>>216888399actually agree it's masochistic to just seethe about it 24/7you could say they are... cuckedwhich is a bit ironic
lucozade sport and vodka down the hatch
East Asians seem the least human of all the races, I swear they have the least culture in modern urban countries
might wear a hairband but I am NOT gay
>>216888523
>>216888485to be honest it's barely a cliff note, i literally invented pooposting way back in 2014, bit of a /brit/ legend me
>>216888539clearly never been to american suburbia
wondering if my dead grandparents can see me wank
>>216888557MERCY
>>216888399I think it's a bit worse letting them live in your country rent free, and they're not in your mind if they're literally around you
>>216888578explain
>>216888583better put on a good show just in case
>>216888400things only ever get worse
suck me
Mental how grimly dystopian 2025 Britain is
Pitch black and it's not even 5 yet. It not right
>>216888557QUITE STYLISH
Mad how theres multiple poo posts in the very first /brit/ thread
>>216888633it depressionit not nice
>>216888639almost like it's an astroturfed false flag
really wish i could spam this general with pictures of my flaccid knob without suffering the janny's wrathah, but i suppose that's what he's there for, to keep freaks like me in lineonya janny
The pre footy scran
>>216888633It's called winter you horrible little foreigner
Reckon this was meant to be funny?>>216888650
>>216888674where's the rest
>>216888658been half tempted to post mine before the block
>>216888633Yes it’s called November. It gets dark early. You’d think living here all your life and all your ancestors coming from here for thousands of years you’d be used to it
>>216888679yes and it is
>>216888679the little arrow was clicked after the first 4/5 words so now it's hidden
>>216888658>>216888694Posted my poo before and faced his wrath
>>216888674lush
>>216888600yeah people don't realize how bad it is and how bad it's going to get.In a place like Iowa, which the public consciousness still holds as the ultimate flyover whitebread redneck state, the Des Moines public school system is 33% white, 34% mexican, and 33% other races.it's also 1,000 miles from the mexican border.in a decade or so, there will be literally nowhere in the country you can go where the adults are even a plurality white.
Fit for a you know what
Rorke wants a girl with Mast Cell Activation Syndrome
got my winter walk in :)i find that if i don't get sunlight each day winter tends to zip by as I spend most of the time sleeping or veging out on the sofa
>>216888674Better than mine tbf
>>216888539>East Asians the least humanand thats supposed to be bad thing because?humans have been the dominant species on this planet for what 1/999999999999999 ad inifintum of the cosmos existing and in that minuscule timeframe managed to kill nearly all sentient life on the planet, burn the planet down and massacre each otherleast human = win
have been dying to play half life alyx literally since it was announced but there's just no way to justify buying a vr headset for one game, such a shame as it's quite possibly the best looking video game of all time
>>216888650
>>216888608strip malls, gas stations and nothing but cars with fat people is much more cultureless than tokyo or any tier whatever city in chinaif the roles were reversed you would say that the europeans made an amazing flashy futuristic metropolis while the orientals made a dull boring landscape made for nothing but efficiency
>>216888723mulatto
>>216888738>massacre each othereast asians love doing this
“GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE”
>>216888709honestly i'd rather see a cock than a poo
>>216888738Bugman
>>216888738Humans are nothing on the Earth. In a few thousand short years most evidence of our existence would be gone. The Earth is a huge living breathing ecosystem that is actually conscious.
fat retard yank who resents his parents for raising him in a clean beautiful suburb filled with parks and forests because it didn't have the hustle 'n bustle
>>216888777all while wearing a burger king crown
>>216888777sc
>>216888697>all your ancestors coming from here for thousands of yearshaha yeah
>>216888717The place I live in is 60% black, 20% nafri, 10% asian and 10% natives. Anyone who's not racist has never been to a place like this.
might play a bit of mass effect 2, or "ass erect poo" as I've taken to calling it
sulfur crested cockapoos
Putting maccies on a plate is ick
wonder what happened to that yank girl that used to post here, remember her?
>>216888769>>216888792china is a han chinese etthno-state btwenjoy your secular culture of getting replaced by thirdies LMAO
good things about winter are that my glass of water stays cold and i can wear comfy clothes
got an icicle forming at the tip of my knobule
>>216888817Ahaha good one, finally an original /brit/ post
>>216888831bow-legged cali yank? she said I was her "official /brit/ crush"
>>216888831snatched her up in my helicopter contraption and flew her to my personal island villa
my chair has been bombarded by arse blasts all day
Rorke giggling and flapping around spackhandedlike at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1iTYKGapcg
>>216888210
>>216888797>In a few thousand short years most evidence of our existence would be goneNot really, we can still identify Mesolithic hut outlines from like 8,000 years ago and those are just faint gulliesEven very ephemeral features can last thousands of years
>>216888843nah i think she said she was from seattle
>>216888817LOL best joke made on here in years, good on you mate
>>216888817great game, much better than the third one, or the turd one as I've taken to calling it
>>216888798not all suburbia is the same, i grew up in a great one filled with soul and nature. had a creek within walking distance from my house, which we both know is proof that im as white as it getsbut stripmalls and houses that literally all look the same, which is where i am now, is the epitome of soulless
>>216888866>headphones on + angled awayhe's done as much as he can
pokemon rorke to the polls
Humanity will be enslaved by technocratic overlords in the coming decades
>>216888861Where you been
>>216888889>had a creek within walking distance from my house, which we both know is proof that im as white as it getsnever thought i would relate this much to a yank
>>216888633only ireland gets less sunshine than britain each yeari personally love it
>>216888816lots of the US is also like that, I'm saying that the deep inland parts of the US, the parts that people still think of as pure white settler farmland, have a 2/3rds nonwhite under-21 population.we're at the hour of decision and people's heads are in the sand.
going harvester anyone want owt?
>>216888946yeah, a plate of braciole
>>216888737Did you get that from a paki shop?
simultaneously too hot and too cold
>>216888917goodideally be ruled over and kept captive by a conscious Artificial Intelligence as well
Eating cobalt
>>216888674That probably cost £20
>>216888975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9udREBvMdE
free porn xxx no credit card required
>>216888917We already areThere's a reason andrew tate looks like cypher, he's a tool of the matrix giving people a false hope of escaping
>>216888917while we were shitposting they studied the biblewhen we were having premarital sex they mastered the horse buggy we will have to ask for their help
mental how right now we are all on the island of great britain unless you live on the isle of wight or the hebrides or something
Had something horrible happen today, dont wanna talk about it x
>>216888975>keep bedroom window closed last night because it was supposed to be cold>wake up multiple times sweating my arse off
>>216889029>when we were having premarital sexYeah haha
>>216889048Get some booze down ya
>>216889046not i
Salt and vinegar pringles and it lush
t
>>216889076australia is a british territory
>>216889050stack 2 duvets atop one another and you can have the window wide open in freezing temps and still be snug as a bug
>>216889095the british isles belong to australia
>>216888888
>It is the hectoring tone, the “jeering quality”, in Nigel Farage’s voice today that brings it all back for Peter Ettedgui. “He would sidle up to me and growl: ‘Hitler was right,’ or ‘Gas them,’ sometimes adding a long hiss to simulate the sound of the gas showers,” Ettedgui says of his experience of being in a class with Farage at Dulwich college in south London.This your boy, Rorke?
>>216888919sick
>>216889117
>>216889105I'm a hot sleeper, my summer duvet is a tog 2, my winter one is a tog 4 and I'll still sweat.
>>216889117Zyklon Nige
always get attitude in my local post office
>>216889019This is the product of the matrix?
>>216889155I have literal gay gifs and webms saved in my hard drive, yet this video is by far the gayest thing I have in my computer
>>216889137wow he loves fisting those lads
I'VE HAD TOO MUCH SUGARI'VE GONE MENTALLOOPEY :PLOL XD
>>216889168that doesn't look like a healthy poo
>>216889137man of the people, leftypol could never
>>216889105I do that then the blinds keep bashing because of the wind. Can't win
Never thought the Beatles were all that, the Oils are much better.I do like Seal thoughever, he made some good stuffI don't like that poms 'discovered' Tame Impala and basically coopted Aussie music, ruining it in the process
>>216889117Corr he is now
>>216889222It's a normal poo
>>216888674Fuck don't tempt me
"hu"man>Depletes the entire planet of all its finite resource >Kills most of the sentient life on the planet>Massacres each other in utterly horrific ways in meaningless war #437289478293343>desu, going extinctBugman>Vegan and Environmentally conscious>Doesn't shit out 12 offspring >Long term planner>High IQand bugman is supposed to be an insult?
>>216889137What do you call this specific group/class of people?
>>216888679Kek can't believe you actually reported my post you sad bastard
Missed the poo :(
>>216889245doesn't smell normalyou're off the team sanjeet
>>216889137Apparently Reform are really popular with young people as they have a big social media presence and memes, Labour letting kids vote may backfire.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP9n4mOKoZQ
The enemy must be weak and strong
>>216889262feminist tier argument, do better
Putting Maccies on a plate is sociopath behaviour. I'd think the person was a serial killer if I saw someone doing that
>>216889262Bugs can't have a high IQ because they can't thinkeverything they do is because they smelled something that told them to do it
>>216889262>Doesn't shit out 12 offspringMate there are literally billions of the cunts
just got myself a fresh suit from perseus
>>216889306>>216889325>>216889334bugman may as well be synonym for inheritors of planet earth these daysso much for not being high IQsorry not sorry
>>216889145one time I was sending a bottle of aftershave that I'd sold on ebay and I looked up online that you have to put this special label on your parcel if it contains flammable aftershave so I printed it off and taped it to the underside of my parcelthen when I went to the post office the lady asks me what's in it and I say aftershave and she says oh we'll need to put one of these on it and reveals a big roll of adhesive labels, peels one off and only when she turns my parcel over realises I have already done itshe then asked me if I was a secret shopper. I just chuckled and said no (the truth). Got the impression I was the only person in history to have gone out their way to print this particular label himself to ensure their parcel meets all the requirements and keeps it all above boardWas tempted to say "wouldn't it make more sense for a secret shopper to have deliberately omitted the label and checked if you put one on it?" but chose not to, in case her brain overheated.
>you're the smallest adultI would rather be insulted than struck with an innocent observation like this from a child, I can't ever recover from this
>>216889262Nice bait adam
>>216889377Why are Indian chicks doing this? aren't they the richest demographic in the UK?
Well that's a fat man having a go
Didn't get to save it
>>216889221Haha what r u like
Hi everybody!
Seeing fat cunts having sex makes me angry
>>216889461
Probably best you didn't save it, it's child porn
>>216889461hi dr nick!
>>216889461Hi Dr Nick!
>>216889504>>216889505FOY
>>216889504>>216889505
are meat eaters evil? how do they eat meat without feeling a massive sense of guilt knowing the inhumane suffering livestock go through
>>216889533not my problem, simple as a chicken schnitzel
>>216889533Stop anthropomorphising animals
Adolf Hitler was the first rock star
>>216889533Everyone ITT could go vegan for the remainder of their lives and no fewer animals would be bred or slaughtered for it. Since they're gonna die anyway, might as well eat them.
>>216889377>Error!>The image was never in our databases.damn what was it?
On the edge of my seat for the new
People that own birds and turtles are utter fucking psychopaths. Imagine torturing an animal for your amusement
>>216889597porn
>>216889598edging
>>216889609what sort of porn?
>>216889625people having sex
obese pale man with a small upturned todger and an indian brass
>>216889533food chain innit
>>216889681>>216889681>>216889681non yank edition
