the Kalogeras sisters edition
>>216895010Bwc
>>216895034fuck off yank
Can't wait to see you all tomorrow morning at the /brit/ AGM
>>216895010they look like freaks
Cynthia Erivo has lost her voice and will not be doing interviews at the ‘Wicked: For Good’ premiere in New York tonight.Ariana Grande will also be skipping interviews in solidarity.
>>216895010haha! timmy's crush
mumberg fucking sending me endless tiktoks of gay little animals
>>216894836i didn't expect a lot but i really thought this one would do a few numbers, no yous is a real kick in the prideobviously i need to workshop the material a bit
>>216895010the one on the right is pretty it desu but they are freaks of nature
A Brit asked me if I'm a fruit and apparently I was supposed to ask if he wanted to see my banana
howling at this[embed] https://i.4cdn.org/z/1763497384386178.exe [/embed]
>>216895131mcafee bashing
>>216895131>404 Not Foundyou silly sausage
>>216895131wont be clicking on this
>>216895099Cronem genetics
8:30 pm
>>216895131John McAfee's corpse spinning in its grave
Mental how Discords mods can access anyones private messages
am absolutely creaming with excitement at the prospect of me 10 pound BONUS this christmas courtesy of DWPGET IN I SAID
>>216895131good gimmick
they are crazy for that
>>216895212That they call it a bonus and not a discretionary payment or gift is legitimately insane. A bonus for what, exactly? I'll only get a £350 bonus, but that's better than nothing
>>216895131Downloading and running this without a second thought since John McAfee is dead and cannot stop me
Zionism, but for whites. Thoughts?
Bookies took me dwp bonus lads
MUM MY BONUS HAS COME INGET YOUR SHOES ONWE'RE GOING HERON FOODS
ordered a maccas in and regretting it
gold ship sociopath
spongedem
dwp bonusstraight on bitcoin de ladas
nth for the baddiedem
spongelad getting into that squirrussy
right well that's spongebob shagging sandy cheeks isn't it
What the fuck is this clown posting now
>>216895298i always immediately regret getting takeawaymoney down the drain innit especially when you've got loads of food and herbs and spices and can make tastier scran yourself
>>216895317got to declare that currency nowadays
bored of gf alreadyneed shaggable fit totty gf pronto stylie
Ladbrokes near meLadbrokes alcohol policyLadbrokes promotionsLadbrokes betting tips
sir satoshi nakamoto
feeel sick after those mince pie cookies
>got sad about the crows in jail >5+ years and not even a relationship with them>today the crow comes to my window to ask for food thats how we got the wolves...
You've got me over a barrel on this one.Fair play.But come on, I have to go back to my people with something, anything?
flags broken
>>216895276gol shi turning norf fc into a tosen jordan megafan
dwp bonus straight on a specially selected ali wine de lads so get in its a lush christmas for me
SCOTT MCTOMINAY
works for me
flags actually are broken omds
>>216895358>called ladbrokes>makes lads brokeBRAVO NOLAN
I'm afraid
>>216895374why did the crows go to jail
>>216895346>money down the drain innit especially when you've got loads of food and herbs and spices and can make tastier scran yourselffor real, I just needed to cook some rice and have it with last nights curry. fucking terrible wasteful habit
>>216895406
>>216895421murder...
>>216895432https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/eligibility
flags down
tempted to buy some Mars bars to get those big veiny blocks into my mouth
>>216895451I take significant issue with the DWPs usage of the term "bonus" to describe what amounts to a pity payment for dossers. Be certain, I shall be writing to my local MP to get this addressed.
Haven't cut my hair (from skinhead) in around 5 months. Was planning on just letting it grow until I can slick it all back, like vessimir from the Witcher. It has now reached the point where the fringe is curling up and kind of revealing my widows peak and looking shit. How do I get passed this point, should I comb it back and to the side in the meantime?
The Asian Fanny
damn killed his whole career just like that
>>216895457they're working for me
>>216895451>https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/eligibilitynoooooooo
>>216895433sensible screaming
corr 10 quid bonus get in
im fine
>>216895478>name is US politics slop>comment is about US sports (this is an article about Australia) golem
It would be better just to not have the £10 at all tbqhBig drain on government finances for no reason cos £10 doesn't do shite for anyone nowadays
>>216895502Mam, get the Lambrini in!
Saw some Emily the Strange merch the other day that was nostalgic sent me back to 2010
leftypol losing the fucking plot
>>216895506
rolling for your /brit/ gimmick...... Your new dogshit gimmick is.... UC Christmas bonus! NOW SPAM IT
the only day wageslaves have anything on us neets
>What you'll get >The Christmas Bonus is a one-off payment of £10.
>>216895537sensitive ass gen z niggas
white man with white wife makes leftypol seethe go forth and multiply
>>216895548Not a new gimmick. Spaino used to post it.
got my money on poo seal winning 'mick of the year
>>216895583hi umbunny
>>216895583I love you come here
In bed. Snoozing.
>>216895537he played a piece of music from a film that was adapted from a book that was written by an author who did controversial tweets about trans people?RACIST!
>>216895581the accidentally leaving dogberg tied up by a fireworks display was a good one
>>216895583One foot in front of the other little umbunny. You're almost there!
>>216895581Its a seal right that looks like its made of poo couldnt make it up
poo sc
it's curtains for umcabbages
It was shocking to learn that the “£10 Christmas Bonus”, has been the same for OVER FIVE DECADES!! I then wondered, how much would that be now with inflation? Using the Bank of England inflation tool which, I’m sure accurately, told me it’s £113.18!! Wow!!!!please sign
"Mummy, my rice is too hot!"Mummy: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763437019576756.mp4
I for one think that £10 bonus is well deserved after a full year of dossing around doing fuck all.
For me? It's Abbey Road
Starmer is in Berlin tonight for a dinner with E3 leaders. He is on track to reach potential a milestone – 25 foreign visits in 2025…Ukraine: JanuaryPoland: JanuaryBrussels: FebruaryParis: FebruaryDC: FebruaryParis: MarchVatican: AprilOslo: MayUkraine: MayAlbania: MayOttawa: JuneThe Hague: JuneZurich: JulyDC: AugustCopenhagen: OctoberIndia: OctoberEgypt: OctoberTurkey: OctoberBrazil: NovemberBerlin: November
Calls for rorkes execution as he is filmed performing a George Floyd dance infront of TERRIFIED onlookers
if poo seal happens to win gimmick of the year and then cleans himself up so he can collect the award in person, would that mean he is no longer a poo seal?
>>216895568They do this every year. It is funny like but my bonus this year is 3%ish of my salary so about 1200 before tax. Difference is I work about 40 hours a week compared to sitting on me arse doing fuck all and being given a tenner haha
*blocks your path*
i'm nominated for incel of the year
>>216895640a bonus for outstanding work
>>216895656have we got one or two hunger gameses left to have this year?
>>216895658think my bonus will be around 1900 this yeara pittance but its better than nothing
>>216895626screaming that's actually trueset to £10 in 1973 and never updated bahahaha
>>216895669hearing this year's winner gets a free shag
only got 5 grand bonus last year, was bitterly disappointed
>>216895643Real Richard the Lionheart stuff this
>>216895656hes made out of poo i believe
golden retrievers are so fit
>>216895631corrrr love german food me
>>216895669*rapes you on 31st december at 23:59*
>>216895631That lad doesn't look like he's enjoying this... Her laughing while shitting on his plate and the face he makes is pure kino. Wish I could do this to belgfreak
>>216895743knot knot knot
Boung
>>216895631very odd looking turds
dont know why no girl will dogadopt me
>>216895631her poo is black as coal
chasing poo seal down with a hose
>>216895699Yep, every year it gets fucked by tax
>>216895771
>>216895756why
>>216895790not watched the video for obvious reasons but she'll have been at the red wine or guinness
sorry got nothing to post x
>Amazon: "get more of what you are into" YAH
love the smell of me cock the day after a wank
>>216895807Just want him to be unhappy whilst I force him to eat my shit and fart in his face.Of course, he would probably try to suck me off being the obvious danger here
Kpop desu lads
sir richard the poo shart
Know a retarded lass who lives in council flats, has all her stuff paid for but is in massive debt. They are writing off all her debt, which I can only assume will come from the taxpayer. And there's nothing to stop her from getting in debt again because she's literally retarded and cannot hold onto any money that goes into her bank account. There are tens of thousands like her. The taxpayer exists as a mule with the sole purpose of holding up the benefits state so that absolute retards can subsist and even reproduce. That is the purpose of working people in this country.
@grokIs this true?
toby
>>216895854why are you gay
7 am time to get to work fixing my dogshit neet life
>>216895902the heart wrenched wailings of nicholas, 30 ans
>>216895915hiii I was just thinking about youbusiness idea: get 600 speed, or 600 speed + stamthen run your power and then guts into the ground with high % chance of failures, and running races the other runner I have to try again is mayo topgun because of the race that asks 20K fans as entry req and I want to go do that because I did loads of races (wasnt aware of this one) and ended up with high stats
>>216895902Ever shag her up the arse?
Here’s why this black as coal wog is actually IRISH
4-1 cymru :D
-1 to his postcount
>>216895922You will eat all the eggs
AoE 2 doesnt look too hardjust the obvious (building lots of farms for food probs for pop) like how in uma game there is the same but building a good horse with the obvious, where also the concept of inbreeding is removed
just spat on my floordon't ask me why
dtfic gay baiting mousey probably hasn’t even show him his bussy ffs
>>216895010>the Kalogeras sistersI prefer noah in my country
>>216895966It's all set for a 95th minute heartbreaker for scotlel
Resetting my router over and over so I can flood the poll with votes for my dogshit gimmick
the kalogera plan
Going to bed in my shitty incel bedroom after a day of doing fuck all
don't want scotland in the world cup
having a boner
kek this is me x
>>216896010If Scotland wins, I'm wondering how many lads in toil will be rough as FUCK
And the very latest dogshit zingers??
>>21689600610/10 couple according to zoomers
aaaaaaaa
rapid snap forces activatingabu lulu guarding the gherkin
niggas got a labubu guarding the gerkin
>>216896074kek I got a semi on for no reason earlier and walked around my house with it
this one where i actually reply, same line, and before the post number >>216896087
PENALTY, SCOTLELS CONSIDERING THE ROPE
He likes the black willies, doesn’t he?
>>216896088She's literally an 11/10 tho
PENALTY SCORED, SCOTLELS GETTING READY TO JUMP OFF BEN NEVIS
OCH IT'S SHITE BEING SCOTTISH
>>216896006Filters on that
>>216896143who doesn't
take it to /sp/ adam
Getting a strong urge to do my civic duty and report the BE flag posts
regret posting that now, i do want scotland in the world cup
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/gherkin%7Ctimmy%7Ckaty%7Ccronem/country/be/start/2024-12-25/end/2024-12-26/he does it every dayeven on christmas
>>216896193they got adam for noncing nursery kids last week
>>216896174mogs u
lmao these freaks literally do it even on Christmas not taking that as my present though if you want to buy me something go buy me 200 uma game runs (I want an entire bloodline ingame)
>>216896229best he cud do
>>216896229am I supposed to know who these are?
>>216896159mate
>>216896190Nigga, you gay
im knitting mousey a wooly jumper for crimbo
>>216896238zoomers just love negified women. plus they've been friends / s/os since they were kids
>>216896006The lad is cuter I'd rather shag him
Sending mousey a steam/whatever app store his phone uses giftcard for Christmas so he can get even more umas
some of you don't have the belgium flag filtered?why not?
>>216896242it's in the OP of this thread the guy is one of their bfs.congrats on outing yourself as an touch of touch boomer btw.
>>216896265who's they?
>>216896248you are positively homosexual if you dont think this is peak female beauty
>>216896289Phone posting me
lost my fav bradley
>>216896303ice spice
>>216896304she looks like she has a genetic deformity
>>216896299thanks. they look like a right bunch of vapid cunts so I guess I'm better off not knowing
>>216896330i meant the friends
>>216896260ok and
>>216896299Not him but I had no idea who either of these people are either because I'm not a pathetic simp you see
>>216896289i just ignore posts i'm not interested in
>>216896348i am saying noah and the Kalogeras sisters have been friends since they were kids
>>216896304Her mouth is too wide and her jaw is too wide. Upper and middle thirds look good but she is let down by the lower third. The lad literally has sexier lips and a more gracile jaw than her.
tip of my cock feels wierd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy4-nWQA3Ebruv actually watches this
>>216896299congrats on being a retarded cunt
>>216896367oh okay
Mental how being a med student is not a mental disorder even though they often study so much social relationships sufferThey also have narcissistic illusions of grandeurThis is Greg Davis receiving a sagging
>>216896360then you are irrelevant. you have to keep up with the times. otherwise it's just embarrassing.
>>216896404Meant to write shagging but autocorrect fucked it up
>>216896395i know it's a shock when you find the times have passed you by and you're washed up and probably too old to be sitting alone in your computer room at 9pm on weekday evening, but keep your head up.
wish my mate would fart in my mouth, I just know he has a hairy jungle of an arse, too...
Right then lads, what we having?
pobol y cwm
>>216895877
>Her mouth is too wide and her jaw is too wide. Upper and middle thirds look good but she is let down by the lower third. The lad literally has sexier lips and a more gracile jaw than her.
had a big massive pile of sauerkraut, with 10 chipolatas, fried with loads of onion and garlic and herbs2 little actimel yoghurt drinksan activia cherry gut health yoghurt2 bio-kult digestive system capsuleshalf a litre of kombuchabeen doing quite a lot of farting and expect to be farting into the night
okay but who are these women why should we know who they are
>>216896433>>216896395
>>216895743
5-1 Cymru :DDD
pooing a wong
>>216896476ww2 happening in this niggas microbiome rn
>>216896500Looks like she's about to film herself shagging a dog
>too old to be sitting in your computer room alone at 9pm on a weekday eveningSurely it's sadder for a young lad to be doing that? What else is my boomer self going to be doing?>computer roomlmao are you actually a grandad?
um
>computer room
>>216896539Um
Mental how horse dildos just exist nowW faps tho
getting condom ads on twitch againha! ironic
6-1 Cymru :DDDD
>>216896618Cookies from your sph porn searches getting used so the ad is for the smallest size
>>216896578where's ian watkins
>>216896599girls aren't into them really though, nor the dog onesthey don't mind bad dragons if they're fantasy but making it realistic weirds most of them out>according to a sex-having chap I overheard in the pub, of course
*rubs my penis on your face*haha
>>216896663is that true? regardless - there's frankly no size small enough
>>216896686i know this feelget those finger protectors, they can work
>>216895010I have the hugest crush on demitra Im 26
ffs denmark
>There is no single African language that has a direct word for maintenance
>>216895010chopped(just picked up that term in another thread)
>>216896745What's the non-Latinate word in English for this then, Rorke?
yay scroteland
>>216896763Why would that be relevant at all?
>>216896745absolutely not true
>>216896798yeah? and how would you know? speak african languages do you?
>>216896784Because it's a borrowed word
>>216896763upkeep
2 penalties? they only have themselves to blame
on teh island with yung chelldun PROOT THE ALGORITIM WIT THE EINTSTEIN ON YUN SHWELLDUN BIG BENG DEERY
rorke impeccably maintaining both his virginity and the malodorous bacterial culture of his childhood bedroom
niggas be living in poowong
>>216896823Yeah yeah no true scotsman everyone's a migrant everything comes from everywhere. Point is we got that word thousands of years ago. Latin is a core building block of our language and most languages in Europe. You really think it's the same as some Swahili speaking Zulu bloke who literally didn't have that word until a few decades ago and had to borrow it from a language that formed of a completely different tree? Fuck off you obtuse prick. I would love to gouge your lying little eyeballs out you scrote.
7-1 CYMRU :DDD
>>216896880
am suffering
we should all meet in cheadle and make a pilgrimage to poowong via walking, ferries, and public transport (buses, trains, etc)
>>216896900huebros...
Right, no more new.There's clearly nothing left to post. Everyone take a few hours, come up with something good, and we'll restart.
Alri
>>216896910do a straight line mission haha
God loves playing his cruel tricks on the people of scotland
wales administer utmost heinous rapidclart x
deary me mcginn
>>216897014genuinely looks like me
>>216896956wg1
so does limmy need to win this? Commentators acting like a draw means they will be fucked
>>216896891sent that fraggle flying
Soft spot in my heart for those Africans that passionately defend what Europeans did in Africa and criticise Africans for failing to maintain their gifts
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216897007click this link and report the post
>>216897040a draw means they come 2nd and go to playoffs
>>216897051I like chinese niggas that berate nigger niggas which is why Empire of Dust is a great documentary
>>216897031hi
A sterlity virus is needed
fuck sake Scotland have scored
>>216897031
SCOTLAND FOREVER
yay scroterland x3
was wrapping my burrito there and the tortilla split because of woke
>>216897095well Bill Gates is working on that seethign anon probably tried to make me infertile but nature finds a way. very evil to try to do that to someone just because you dont like them btw but you dont care about life
>>216897031hey x
>>216897111how is toil umdips
>>216897120No he isn't If he was it would have been done by now and he would have deployed it
good day for the uk
i only care about england lolwe win?
>>216897140hes doing it dickhead demon freakish evilperson
>>216897159You have no proof
Literally what’s the point in Scotland going to the World Cup? Just a waste of a space they aren’t good enough. Denmark would be the better choice
window openedtime to crawl under the duvet and watch the latest outdoor boys
>>216897177only time will tell with Bill Gates
>tiernyarsenal heritage
well done Scotlads :D
>>216897139not started yet, they have to arrange things
Scotland could realistically win the world cup
>>216897150England won against Albania the other day, meaning they won all eight qualifying games without conceding a goal.England also invented the sport and were World Cup winners in 1966.
Kino films ive watched recently:BugoniaRoofmanBlack mass
>>216896229Both wearing too much make-up. Also the lad looks more feminine than her so he mogs her
>>216897207thankswill we win this cup?
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1763420916728878.jpgfit (I am not a pedo)
>>216897179bet you love watching boys outdoors
Zion don will ensure israel wins the world cup
FUCKING HELL LMAO
>>216897242blimey
>>216897238no
I won
>>216897242that's an underage girl though
My new glasses
>>216897242Bet her farts are like crack
>>216897131
>>216897274what age
>>216897297yer a wizard harry
>>216897260oki will have a wank nowthank you
york will run away with it this year
>>216897274And?
>chipping the keeper in your own halfKINO
>>216897308i don't knowi know she's underage though because it was posted by a botnet CP poster who had posted CP in the thread shortly before that
>>216897338that doesnt make her underage
>>21689730815 years and 364 days
>>216897349he's trying to gaslight you
Scotland (1.85) 4-2 (2.32) Denmark
any of you lads see that ludicrous display tonight?
fucking yaaaaswhere are you spaedo? you were chatting shite all night pal
>>216897349well it's not proof that she's underage but the original poster certainly believes that she is and posted it because of that
>>216897351dont care should just wait 1 day and then she is legal age. so this isnt funny
>>216897300hope your mum gets dementia
>>216897397>>216897397>>216897397
trump is gonnae rig it for us like mussolini did for italy
piss and aryans living
>>216897384that's not how photographs work mate
>>216897379doesn't matter if she is tho?
