Prev >>216901354Heroic edition
Just did an edible.
>>216903600As in pubic hair, not going down the pub for a pint
Do you swim in your province?
I'm not verifying my fucking email. I don't care if I can never post images again.
>>216903635No, I swim in my trunks
>>216903635too cold in the ocean. I went to the rec pool once but it was too crowded
>>216903639Wat
Shitting right now
Watching Zero Dark Thirty this movie is so kino
>>216903635I could not, would not, on a boat.I will not, will not, with a goat.I will not swim in the rain.I will not swim on a train.Not in the dark! Not in a tree!Not in a car! You let me be!I do not swim in a box.I do not swim with a fox.I will not swim in a house.I do not swim with a mouse.I do not swim them here or there.I do not swim ANYWHERE!
ypipo be like "yo I'm white"
>open YouTube without Adblock>get an ad claiming that vanilla has magical properties???
>>216903678I say this and do this
>>216903666excuse me that is glownigger propaganda
>>216903678haha we certainly do say that
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/wEdRhmBx8IU>>216903635I went to the pool for the first time in over 10 years this summer. Mostly for the steam and sauna rooms though, but I did get in the hot tub too.
>>216903666How about zero dark people
I cannot recapture my boyish verve
which is gayer, fucking a tranny or letting a woman fuck you with a strap-on
>>216903702lmao
This summer might be your last.
>>216903666Osama was a martyr he is a hero to neets everywhere
>>216903635>>216903696>get in public pool >water that touched the butthole and balls of other swimmers touches your face
9/11 was just a heated gamer moment we've all been there dude had a family
You ever met a brony? A friend of mine's brother was. He's a famous comic book artist now.
>>216903705neither is gay at all tbqh
lets talk about women, where are they, how to approach them
Heater just made a noise like it was about to explode. Oh well.
>>216903646The ocean is even more disgusting than the public pool in my opinion. That's where every seafaring animal shits. Plus when you're near a big city there's always the risk of sewage.
>>216903733>9/11 was just a heated gamer momentYou are a mossad agent trying to downplay one of his greatest accomplishments
Mixed the bread dough
>>216903737I was a brony between the ages of like ~18-22. Eventually the show just got too gay for me and I feel ashamed of ever being such a thing.
>>216903739>where are they, Brothel>how to approach themHow much for an hour?
>>216903696I'd like to go to sauna and steam rooms but here they are synonymous with gay cruising spots. They aren't after the health benefits
>>216903771yes, we are great posters. thanks for noticing.
>>216903772Do you not have community centres where you live?
Going to feed the sourdough starter again
I would not could not on a boat read read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
>>216903760that's a good twink
Still thinking bout when I saw Sleigh Bells in May. That was the best concert I think I've ever gone to, alone anyways.
in the mood for some hot chips
>>216903788Are you feeding it souls?
I don't see the point of high iq hobbiesNot going to spend my free time figuring out how a quark is a derivative of something or otherI want to spend my free time consuming alcohol
>>216903772Join an LA Fitness
>>216903787what's that? sounds like something out of the eastern bloc
>>216903792I'm way too hairy>>216903802Souldough starter lol
>>216903771
>>216903799For me it's these bad boys.
>>216903772There was a minor scandal at my university due to old faggots visiting the sauna at my university gym and sexually harassing/assaulting some of the students
>>216903814
>>216903812I think they're called rec centres in America. Here they're municipally-run though, not sure about there.
I'm balding and cut my hair real short recently and have gotten complements from several of the women at workI suppose I should just keep it this way from now on
>>216903799
>>216903818that's what i'll do when I retire. I'm going to sexually harass canadian twinks in their sauna
>>216903818based old faggots should go around and make twinks uncomfortable
I'm 31 and I desire a girl in her early 20s.
i'm trans
>read isekai>"So I used my <Skill> to open his [Status Menu] and realized his (Sword Art) is only Lvl 4 whereas my own is Lvl 5, meaning he now loses, like a video game, with no stakes or tension or regard for luck or training or strategy. Then I had a casual conversation with the god(s) I am on a first name basis with before I moved on to the next country(I will journey to every country on the continent and meet every faction and at least one girl from every country will join my harem haha)"
>>216903844People get squeamish about nudity really easily nowadays
Taking a generational shit rn
Next few years I'm just gonna claim I'm 29 until it's no longer plausible.
>read isekaicouldnt be me
Kwik trips hot food actually tastes pretty goodI got two cheeseburgers for like $5, and it tastes better than mcd
stop eating goyslop for the love of God
The only good isekai have female protagonists.
I'm 30 but as long as I wear a hat to cover my hairline I can reasonably pass for 23-25. Think I'm hang out at college bars throughout my 30s.
>>216903900the only good isekai is digimon
I'll ask for the sharpie again if anyone can come up with something good
>>216903873faggot>>216903882straight
>>216903898EAT THE SLOP GOY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216903898americans are unable to stop eating ultaprocessed foods
uh oh
Had a popeyes spicy chicken sandwich today and my ass is feeling it
>>216903898If it doesn't kill me, it makes me stronger
>>216903916how are english muffins, ham and eggs slop?
>>216903921thought this was destiny at first
Jeets will not replace us!
>>216903916>piclol
canadian niggas be like"this chicken too spicy"
>>216903928What's in it is slop
>>216903928They're slop if they're from McDicks.
>>216903931Too late they already have
>>216903928Cheese = ultraprocessed slopHam = processed slop, colorectal cancer causingBun = processed slop, grain fed (feminizing)
>>216903916One time I bought a McMuffin meal, got another McMuffin because it was free McMuffin day, and then got a third McMuffin as a points reward
I hope Latrell enjoyed his licorice
>>216903922I love spicy food, but I hate spicy shits.
>cheese is slop
>>216903947A day in the life of a goy
mcc crashes every time i alt tab out when im in a multiplayer match its so fucking annoying
Just gave anal birth
new yorker cartoon
>>216903970you should name it "LaPooshius"
>>216903965Processed cheese certainly is
>>216903965Yes especially that mystery goo that literally looks like plastic because it probably is
>>216903965the kind used by fast food chains is
>buy VSeeBox for free tv>mention to nobody>next day friend on goybook I haven't spoken to since high school invites me to goybook group called "VSeeBox Tips and Tricks Community"what le fuck
>>216903982Maybe youre just weak and cant digest plastic like I can
kraft singles are perfect for cheeseburgers though because of how good it melts. a high quality aged cheddar just doesn't melt like a kraft single or velvetta
do fats really think that mcdonald's ingredients are not horrible, twisted, cost-optimized, lowest bidder, bastardized, imitations of the real thing?
it's not even cheese it's "cheese product" or "cheese styled melting agent' or someshitstop putting this poison inside you.
Spinny give me one more chance to keep you satisfied, Ill keep you satisfied.
The reconquest of Anatolia is chugging along. I think I can kick out the remnanets of the Golden Horde and Turks out of Anatolia but I don't know if I can force the Mamlukes out.I had to go to war with Genoa and Naples and while I won the war it was very costly and now I tentatively look to my forts in the east and hope the walls hold the Saracens.
i have to sleep with a fan on or else mosquitos will rape me all night
>>216903998Fats genuinely do. I spent some time on /ck/ discussing it years ago and there's fat lardo tardos over there who actually believe the chicken nuggets are real chicken and not pureed slime guts and beaks.
Remember SuperSize Me?
>>216903999I've been eating toast with cheese whiz every day of my life since childhood
>>216903998We know but we don't care
>>216904009That won't stop me from raping you all night thoughbeit
>>216904012yeah and he was correct. turns out eating McDonalds nonstop for an entire month will actually give you cancer 20 years later.
>>216904012i went to mcdonalds for the first time in years the other dayit was ok
>>216904012This guy was a great con artist.
>>216904009freaks BTFO'd
McDicks chicken nuggers are really delicious I am not going to fucking lie. I eat them with the sweet & sour sauce, always have.
>>216904004woah is that grand strategy iv
>>216904031It is, if you're an adult male past the age of 25 and you don't play GSG sometimes to relax there's probably something wrong with you.
Im basically fucking unemployed again since work is cutting hours. I dont come back in for an entire week
>>216904009same but because ive been conditioned over many years of just having one on for no real reason to be unable to sleep without some form of white noise in the background instead
i cant really get into these grand strategy games, i mostly only play action games
zoomers be like "i hate myself and want to die also check out this bussin meme"
>>216904042ranjeet sukhdeep thanks you for your service
>>216904040I played gsg and hardcore wargames before I was 25 and then after 25 I completely lost interest in them
We are entirely justified in overthrowing Maduro. The people of Venezuela will thank us.
Fed the sourdough starter again.
>>216904050I play action games sometimes too, but more unc niche ones like Rising Storm 2 or Red Orchestra 2. Strategic multiplayer first person shooters (with multiplayer 64 vs online campaign mode)
dont ever reply to me again you fucking subhuman monkey, Im not a jeet
me? i hate myself but am also totally obsessed with myself because i'm a narcissist and yes i'm a zoomer how did you know
momberg said shes never experienced grocery store food shortages in her entire life, we live in a completely different america even compared to just 10 years ago
>>216904012The most evil film ever made
I remember the good ole days of playing victoria 2 and being young and hormonal so on several occasions I would literally whip my dick out and jack off to completion without even needing porn, I would just be stroking it to my polandblob
I pity the Brazilian his life sounds like pure suffering.
Thunder only happens when it's rainingPlayers only love you when they're playing
>>216904012we watched it in school. really makes you think
>>216904065>I played gsg and hardcore wargames before I was 25 and then after 25 I completely lost interest in themI enjoyed them before 25 and I enjoy them after 25 too.
https://youtu.be/mWSE9dPEx6Yvid from a year ago helps explain why Trump is fucking with Venezuela right nowI like the whole channel as a podcast
Having a donut while I read a fantasy novel.
I enjoy the smell of popcorn far more than I enjoy the taste.
>>216904083You're not entitled to food chud
>>216904083Where are you having shortages?
I want to go get Kwik slop but I dislike how the cashier probably recognizes my face at this point
>>216904011So it’s a true zero waste product that pays respect to the animal by using all parts of it.Innards are good eating
>>216904151
the old movie theater my grandparents used to take me to was torn down
i hate non virgins so much
>>216904151I think the cashier at the local place recognizes me but doesn't judge. Like half the people coming in on some nights are drunk
>>216904145in certain chips and chocolates that i want
some anon posted a pic on outer /int/ a few days about meeting people at the liquor storedoes this really work?
>>216904154they're low class garbage for peasants.
>>216904187>t. flavorless breast meat enthusiast
>>216904154McSlop is like native American cuisine really
>>216904011I've had chicken guts and I can pretty confidently say they taste nothing like chicken nuggets
>>216904162That sucks. There's a 100+ year old little art deco building near me that started off as a government building but was turned into a movie theater. Back in the 80s they were going to tear it down but a bunch of people banded together to save it and turned it into a community theater venue.
Lots of people are grossed out by eating sardines/sprats from a can. They are missing out on gains and flavor. I don't judge because I was the same until this year.
>>216904185I've met people at a bar before. That's kind of the same, right?
you're gonna die and everything you care about will be torn down and destroyed too
>>216904202u jus don seezon dem rite
>>216904202That cause chicken guts are wholeMcslop is mixed into sludge and then flavored probably who knows how they do it
eating sardines and their own and not on something just seems like a waste of sardines
what if lums bra is here and pretending to be normal
My food always be so spicy when I taste it while it's cooking, but then when it's done it's a little bland
>>216904214Sardines can be a turn off if they're whole with skin and bones, but I just stir fry them with rice and veggies in that case. Filets are easier for most people to stomach though. They're very nutritious and taste great in any case.
>>216904217ok
Today was the first day in my life I nutted to an asian girl. I had avoided them almost entirely in the past because they always made those annoying as fuck voice, but this one didn't and had large, pendulous breasts
>>216904247Welcome to the goonsphere
>>216904240>Sardines can be a turn off if they're whole with skin and bones,I thought so too, then I tried them. You taste nor feel the skin and bones. Literally nothing. It just tastes like fish meat. Really really good. Just don't get the cheapest sardines and make sure they are in olive oil or tomato sauce and not veg oil.
>>216904247I want Lidl swag so fucking bad
Is it Christmas?
zoomers be like "yo i love corporations dey bussin fr on god"
hello cumbums
>>216904258Finally...
>bend over >spread ass cheeks>fart and spray poop crumbs all over you
>>216904283nigga it is november
zoomers be like "i'm 28"
am I hungry? no.do these saltines taste good? no.am I going to eat all of them? yes.
13-year-old rapper Tyson James is going viral after what appears to be a diss song to the LGBTQ+ community
why can't black people just behave when they go to a fast food restaurant? they're always fighting and throwing stuff.
I saw a woman (customer) at a store wearing a Santa hat today
>>216904228>who knows how they do itWhite meat, mostly breast. Sometimes dark meat. You'd have to get some really shitty nuggets for them to be made from puree, though, it's almost more costly to make it that way. Almost...
>>216904320They’re broke, so getting bad service or a fucked up order feels like a bigger deal to them. Imagine a normal person going to a fine dining establishment with a $1k bill and getting fucked over. That’s why they’re chimping.
>>216904310People like to shame-brag about eating an entire box of Oreos but niggas should see me devour a whole sleeve of soda crackers.
I feel like I'm stuck in a rut
>>216904316>Tyson JamesDude sounds like a poultry processing company
>>216904338I feel bad for Americans having to deal with them all the time. It's honestly something we take for granted here, we just don't have a lot of them.
>>216904364Instead we have jeets and chugs bud not much better
>>216904339I'm straight ravaging these shits
This little guy found a penny
I only really ever comfort watch Star Trek TNG. Only saw it for the first time a couple years ago. I haven't seen any other Star Trek series or the movies, but I really like The Next Generation. I feel like I can't tell people this because there is a connotation that Star Trek is extremely nerdy/dorky.
tits
>>216904391that they are
>>216904391my penis would look great between those boobs
>>216904385"Nerdy/dorky" is normie these days faggot, just watch it and don't let perceived social pressure dictate your interests
>>216904391She seems nice
>>216904385>its a Q episode
>>216904375yeah not a fan of jeets for sure, but they're not as violent. chugs are a menace but there's so few of them outside of the Western provinces, they're basically endangered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYole2L1tDM
>>216904391she's ugly
>>216904399I don't. I literally can't watch most TV. In that I find it too grating for various reasons. For whatever reason TNG has hit my comfy goldilocks zone.>>216904404based
single-most famous jewish person in the history of the worljews on't even like himWhat the fuck is their problem/
ancient jews be like "yo this guy seems nice let's fucking kill him in the most brutal way possible"
>>216904381What the
>>216904381An American penny, no less.
>>216904448there are more brutal ways to die
new balatro record: 34 million points in one hand.
>>216904385DS9 is really good give it a watchOriginal series is gay and only losers pretend to like it because it’s old
Have you ever been called a fag enabler
>>216904381love garter snakes too bad I never see them anymore
>>216904468why are the japanese always raping and murdering? is it genetic?
>>216904485yeah but what they missed was that there is no "enabler" part
Should I start edating
asians seem to have this knack for torturing things to death for no apparent reason
>>216904505Junko Furuta style?
>>216904508...kinda ironic post
>>216904448Crucifixion wasn't a method Jews usually used.
>>216904474balatro overheats my phone and absolutely rapes its battery life so I decided to uninstall it. I don't think I was even having fun playing it, I was just feverishly addicted to it
NEW LAW; Any white person who's a 4 or hotter is no longer allowed to be gay. have had enough of this shit.
>>216904493Because no one listened to what they had to say. And that's what no one did.
>>216904522If life has taught me anything it's that there are no true lesbians. Or that I have the build/attractiveness of a lesbian.
>>216904537Probably just a tranny then desu.
People are so mean I hate it. Why are people so mean all the time they're like demons.
gay guys are annoying but lesbians are tedious and do some real psychological damage if you have to work alongside them
>>216904505Yes
>>216904543No I am not a tranny I am a straight man and was born as a man.
>>216904545Probably deserve it for being a giant pussy.
>>216904546Some gay guys are just normal guys.
>>216904545all that banter shit runs off me like water on a raincoat
>>216904558Why would that mean I deserve it>>216904564I wish I was like that
>>216904485I've been called an N-wordlover.
>>216904560no, i won't accept this premise. you can't be "normal" and then go home and take a dick in your ass and eat shit and cum.
I don't think I've ever known a single lesbian I found attractive
MI BOMBOOOOOO
>>216904573Ok true.
I wish people were cruel and greedy like in the movies. In reality they're just really stupid.
I have a friend who fucks trannies he meets off Fetlife.
How about fifty shades of gay
>>216904485Better a fag enabler than a fag masturbater
>>216904554The origin story of every tranny...>>216904568Cowards die daily. Weakness invites aggression. If you're not fighting back, you're losing. The falling camel attracts many knives.
why are bundles of sticks called fags
>>216904592noooo don't say that why is life so scary i hate it
>>216904592Didn't anyone ever tell you that violence never solves anything?
>>216904537On average, so-called lesbian women have significantly higher lifetime male sexual partner counts than normal women
>>216904595Cause fascism o algo.
i've farted into my mattress so much there's probably enough matter for aliens to reconstruct a fully functioning turd
Can't wait til they release ALL the files and it's just 600 pages of my xeroxed ass haha
>>216904595They're called faggots. Fag is just an abbreviation that came much later. As for why they're called faggots, it comes from an old latin word "faggato" meaning a bundle of sticks used for fuel
>>216904605nice cope incel
halo 3 multiplayer is so fun i can see why uncs were obsessed with this game 20 years ago
things I don't like list1. mortality2. mean people3. thinking too hard about things I don't want to think about4. doing any work5. existential questions 6. going to the grocery store to get food 7. my family getting old and dying8. my family being disappointed in methings i do like list1. thinking about what sex is probably like / masturbating2. playing videogames3. eating food which made me think of something else for the bad stuff list4. movies5. riding my bike6. hanging out with my family sometimes which made me think of something else for the bad list
what about GAYLO: Cumbat Evolved and the HALO ring is just a giant fag's prolapsed ass in space
drinking milk
>>216904628I’ve fucked them. Probably won’t again if I can help it, as they’re insane
Life is just bad and good things are just escapism
>>216904649
>>216904604Yes, but they're wrong, because violence solves everything. It is the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived
>>216904642
complaining about your life here should result in a permaban this is a good vibes only zone
>>216904664>>216904670haahaha thank you thank you everyone, good night.
>>216904649The covenent are pray the gay away-ers and the flood are the worms infesting the gay man's intestines
>>216904649Gaylo Reacharound
>>216904665bet you think this sounds real badass but you wouldn't if something horrible happened
>>216904642What kind of bicycle do you ride
The leafcutter ants were carrying something brown tonight instead of the usual green leaves.
>>216904682>>216904686exceptional lads
>>216904700one with a dildo attached to the seat
>>216904691I don't think it sounds like anything, it's just the truth. Why would something bad happening change my mind about that
>>216904711don't pretend you didn't say that because you think it sounds cool
https://youtu.be/C7rLE0nEPUIYo fuck Toronto. Wokest city in North America. Any other fans of listening to Ben Mulroney?
>>216904703Can't tell exactly from the image quality but it looks like they're carrying fungus. Leaf cutter ants don't actually eat the leaves they collect. They use them as a fertilizer and substrate to cultivate a particular kind of fungus that they innoculate them with. The fungus is what they live off of
>>216904721>mad about the palestinian flagshalom
>>216904720I won't pretend because I didn't. How is it not simple fact
>>216904743Violence solves somethings in certain contexts but it's really about power and having the right people on your sideA lone person doing violence is just a nobody who will rot in prison
>>216904743it is simple, so simple that you're literally quoting a satirical movie
Elderscrolls VI
What year did you first create an online account? My first account ever was created in 2008
>>216904787no way in hell i would remember this. my first account was probably a yahoo email
>>216904802how old are you
>>216904787probably 2012 or something
>>21690480629 (young still)
>>21690478707 or 08
>>216904808>>216904812age?
>>21690481721
>>216904787don't remember exactly but around 05
>>216904762I think you misunderstand. I didin't say that doing violence by itself solves everything, I said it is the supreme authority. To illustrate my point, I'll give you two examples. Let's say I buy a house. I borrow the money from a bank. After a few years I decide I don't want to pay the bank anymore. What can they do? Naturally, they will first pressure me to pay up. They will have to then go to court to reposess the house. I refuse to go to court. What's the bank going to do? Thry don't live here, I do. Now that the courts are involved, law enforcement pressure me to comply. They come by my house, they say you're going to court one way or another. If I refuse the police, what then? The police have authority because they are willing and able to do violence to enforce their will or the will of their charter. The bank has authority because they have the law on their side. Without the law, and without law enforcement, the bank would be unable to do violence and would therefore have no authority
>>216904822what was the internet like in the early 2000s
>>2169047872002 or 2003 for runescape probably
>>216904810unc
>>216904765That it's satire doesn't mean it isn't true. Often that's the point of satire, even
>>216904828baby's first marx book?
>on my feet all day yesterday at toil>get off work, legs are a little tired, get home fine>today mostly consisted of sitting on public transportation or sitting> when I walk, calves feel like I just ran a marathonwhat the fuck?
>>216904066Its not happening schlomo
>>2169047872004 for runescape
took a slice of muenster cheese out of the pack and its fucking wet
>>216904875Can I massage them
>>216904834>>216904880grandpa....
>>21690489634 is still young... i still have time to get my life together...
>>216904828>Law is enforced by le force No shit, didn't need a dissertation
>>216904905Your life already happened
>>216904896But i'm a 29 year old child
>>216904928nah tomorrow it will all come together for sure
It's coffeetime. Time for coffee.
gonna drink tea like a faggato
I guess while I'm still young I should stick my seed pipe deep into a fertile young woman's vaginal orifice and deposit my seed into her eggs in the hopes of incubation
>>216904829a lot simpler, less mean-spirited and ironic, less monetized and corporate
back hurts. not from work though. just shitty posture.
how about instead of Runescape, it's Goonscape and you goon and rape
new>>216904941
>>216904874Never read marx
>>216904906But it isn't just law, it's everything. I think you niggers are fixating on the wrong thing. It isn't that everything MUST resort to violence, obviously, it's that violence is the root from which any authority is derived
