Cannabis Alchemy ed. Old >>216915942
How would your life be different if you were tall, handsome, muscular, and you had a huge cock?
Canadians be like>Oh mon dieu, j'adore tellement la couronne britannique ! *avale un pénis*
Scriptural verse of the thread: Colossians 3:5 >Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.
>>216922625This is my life and it’s good
>>216922625I would still be broke so fuck it
My balls itch so fucking bad holy shit
I’m watching this show about the risk of vaping and they’re interviewing all those zoomer vape addict girls and they all look weirdWould you?
We made butter from hash one time and then made banana pancakes. They were pretty good.
>>216922725If her body is hot yes.
>>216922725>Ghetto style girlsRed flag
time for my second fap of the day!
Even if they do make HL3 it will just be a woke nightmare. You think the physics engine is gonna be worth a damn? They'll have to get Michael Abrash or John Carmack
Op op opOppa Gangnam style
Took like 20 minute to load this page. This site is deader than AIDS
would you say she has a strong jaw for a woman?
>>216922904Glad it's not just my shit that's all fucked up
It is time to resume my Roman Empire campaign.
>>216922625I probably wouldn't be a Christian. God has made me humble to draw me closer to Him.
Lol
>>216922957Hell yeah dude!
>>216922976Is that where you are from?
>>216922970That's not very funny. But whoever payed 100k for social science degrees should suffer.
>>216922994Bulgaria is the white part but the circle is Macedonia (fake country) and belongs to us.
White Canada needs lebensraum.
>>216922996>yeah you should have your life ruined and suffer forever for trying to follow your dreams (at the advice of your parents, teachers, and media) at 18 years old
>>216923021Oh revanchism. Did you notice Bulgaria went sicko mode in that run and took half of Ukraine and Crimea.
>>216923056I doubt that sociology is anyones dream, it shouldn't be a thing in he first place, it's useless, I do feel bad for people who actually studied for a job and now have their jobs outsourced >>216923072>Did you notice Bulgaria went sicko mode in that run In what run? The 7th Century? I think that's when we had parts of Ukraine.
I luv strong jaw bros
>Where is that Joe Buck? Look at this crap!
>>216923179rate this one from 1 to 10 sir >>216922927
>>216923179tfw no square gf
>>2169229275/10 decent jawline, sides are too round the sideprofile needs to be sharperpic related for reference
>>216923072That’s unironically the Bulgar homeland before they became Slavic >>216923135EU5 starts in the 1300s, but yeah that’s the location of Old Bulgaria
>>216922625I already have a huge cock but the rest would make me a completely different person from who I am today in a way I can't predict, maybe even worse in some respectsI'm pretty satisfied with who I am now even if there's a huge amount of room for improvement
I don't known what you talking about bruh
>>216923310Yeah we used to have some real good real estate. But Otomans were much larger so they fucked us in the 1300s
have a tummy ache ;x
Jasonkin genocide
>>216923428F A G G O T
>>216923428This would've got me all torqued up last year or so but I've since retired from being gay.
gf bought me a box combo for lunch
>>216923500what's a box combo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUkEKwbb-LE
>>216923550Classic Banger. Did you listen to the new Clipse album? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIH-4RbbOk
>>216923530fried chicken, fries, toast, and a drink
>>216923606never heard of him
>>216923550Yeuugh
>>216923617It's Pusha T's "band" with Malice. They go way back to the 2000s.>>216923614sounds nice
I’m freezing and hungry
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
/cum/pies
6-7hahaha, i'm such a fat fucking chud
xbox time
god why why why
>>21692372942069133767
>>216923766do you look like that?
Not just Bikes
Had a dream where I popped the cap off a beer with my bare hands
just had a PB&J for lunch. still famished
>>216923614
Fell asleep at noon woke up at 4
>>216923843carbs do be like that
>>216923837Pop the top off the drank and we can roll some dank, broLeave the car at the house, bring some Dominoes
feels like i am the only abkhazian in north america
>>216923820Si
niggas just be making up ethnicities
>>216923843I had a pizza pocket with bacon bits inside
>>216923843>PB&J Penis, Balls & Jock?
>>216923843I had squash soup with homemade bread
More champagne, Mr. Fortè?
>>216923920show bread
why does the bulgar hang out here, doesn't he have friends
SHE'S GOT ME BY THE THROAT
>>216923894can i pet you or will you bite?
>>216923970it's 11:30 pm bra
>>216923970I don't like that he's a normoid but he's okay for being one
>>216923970do any of us have friends? the vast majority of us certainly do not
>>216924014I have many
WANNA BE ABALLASHOT CALLA 20" BLADES, ON THE IMPALAa calla gettin laid tonightswisher rolled tight gootta SPRAY the IkeI hit the HIIIIGHWAYMAKIN MONEY THE FLYYYYWAYBUT YOU KNOW THERES GOT TO BE A BEHTER WAY(better way, ooooo)
Found a bretty cool yt channelhttp://www.youtube.com/@indiescificom
>>216924037then fuck off
>>216924074bro... i think he's talking about us...
/int/ has a new femoid?>>216912711>>216914250>>216922983
MJT is so awesome i love crazy but honest bitches
>>216924150>tf99% chance it's just a guy
>>216924150>obesemany such cases
>>216924150>advertises for freefuck off and don't contaminate our club with outer/cum/
I’m a midnight ballerina and a mattress actress
I'm a certified real nigga
>>216924154she seems alright
/Isr/ is the second best general on /int//Brit/ is garbage
Just let out a nasty burp and it tastes like a hotdog despite me not eating any meat so far today
For me it's hot dog farts
>>216924260i think /med/ is the second best
>>216923966That was the last piece of a loaf but I made some more.
Wowza I'm an embarrassment to my family and loved ones
>/meds/
>>216924289You ever let out a nasty sulfuric chemical warfare-tier egg fart? Could clear a building for hours.
>>216924315/MED
>>216924300kino
good night brossssssssss
>>216924300Looks really good nice work What's your squash soup recipe?
What they do to people
Hapy weneday
>>216924356MSNBC doesn’t exist anymore you fucking fool
>>216924345Dunno the specifics - my mom left it here. It has butternut squash and probably carrots
Brother comes this weekend
>>216924395What’s the follow up
>>216924300what happened to the one in the back? it looks much lighter than the rest
>>216924300The photo filename says it was shot at 9:48 pmPiece of shit liar
>>216924410I used all white flour for it. The others have some whole wheat flour.>>216924415want a timestamp?
>>216924330That's not how the bell curve worksiq is the horizontal not vertical axis
BTC ain’t doing so good right now bros
>>216924397mogs me
gets em every time
>>216924463dipping they buy
>2025>he’s still a cryptofagLMFAO
>>216924395yummy
>>216924448The timestamp is in the filenameUnless there's something wrong with your phones internal time like maybe you have am and pm switched
>>216924479Walked right into it tbqh, hubris o algo
Just had one of those emergency tests.
>>216924459Only retards say this about the meme because they’re unable to grasp the ironic nature
>>216924493
>>216924542might want to adjust your clock, m80
>>216924459This nigga nerdy, I like you.
TSA niggas be like “Are you a communist Nazi Islamic terrorist who staged a coup in your country?”
It's so easy to farm (yous) with int webms
yours trulys hand is massaging my penis
>>216924542This is bread that you cum in?
>>216924542Yeah your phones internal clock is wrong
>>216924542Great loafs bro
>>216923837I keep one of these bad boys in my wallet.
I'M SMOKING WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey. Smoking weed here. Give me some privacy.
It's not in the way that you hold meIt's not in the way you say you careIt's not in the way you've been treating my friendsIt's not in the way that you'll stay 'til the endIt's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you doHold the linecause loves isnt always on time
Shower time
don't you just hate it when your jerking it to porn and the screen fades to black and you see your ugly ass
STOP RECOMMENDING ME HYOPTHETICALS AND COMPETITIVE POKEMON VIDEOS, YOUTUBEFUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
Hey bro do you blaze? You blaze up bro?
about to poo
first name: knee
>>216924710Una vela...
>>216924781Last name: Groslaier
gonna play crash 2
Mom I thought you were coming home today I put in the last frozen pizza yesterday and I don't know how to prepare the Hello Fresh I need you mom
just poo'd
Do you consider it a turn off if a girl vapes?
>>216924860nah
>>216924860yes all of them age 3x as fast if they vape a lot
>>216924860yes
Titanium trench shovel will soon be mineThen i'll do the magnet test and see if i got screwed over
rate finnish songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnUVbCnP5Ik
>>216924988no
>>216924860Of course my horse, how about you?
I need a haircut
>>216924997t.
Barely over 24 hours without porn/jerking off and I can barely go 5 minutes without thinking about gooning. Fuck this is hard.
>>216925023settle down chuddy
Time to fucking smoke some marijuana and get violently high
>>216925023dont understand why you posted that image
>>216924988Not bad, I was gonna post you my favorite Finnish song but it turns out its Norwegen :(
>>216925076He's calling him a hang-worthy nigger
Sent dad a meme and he gave me 12 crying laughing emojis
uhh I could quit whenever I want actually...
>>216925103Haha classic unc*skull*
>>216925103nice
>>216925102i know but why
>>216925165He's a little faggot who thinks he's entitled to your rating of the song
>>216923428cute but I refuse to believe this is any poster in this thread
>>216925269it's jason
super mario wah0o yippee aha!
>>216925308its not jason, jason has terrible skin and a paunchier belly
watching destiny
>>216925269it's me actually. I made spearment honey tea and my belly feels better
this nigga said spearment
>>216925358post cock as proof
>>216925390I already have
>>216925348based destiny enjoyer
>spearments
>>216925401Where...
Watching Dashie
are you gonna be at the honky-tonk later
sperment
nose hurts cuz i done picked it too much
Have you ever been to Mongolia
>>216923428Ur adorable, can u post face?
I'm the illest whiteboy putting on for south dakota
>>216925567no
>>216925567No but I want to.
>tradcath posting in /cum/
>Where...
>>216925567I need to, on a horse back
>>216925582Ask that guy to post them again
wussup my chiggas
Mongolians are like cowboys but the Asian version.
>>216925643mongolians are aryan
Why do normies all wear dull, muted colors in their clothing? Or like earthy type colors.In the 90s and 2000s people wore more bright colors in their clothing.
>>216925675because it looks better
>>216925675go wear some pink then you queer
>>216925675I wear black because I'm dark and twisted
>>216925675They last longer
>>216925692>>216925697This is what you look like faggot
>>216925675most people are dull and uninteresting
>This is what you look like faggot
People wore bright colors in medieval times.
>>216925763My pussy is bright
>>216925729Geniunely, what goes through the mind of a cuck? I'm baffled that some cucks will just decide to raise someones spawn
I have a crippling inferiority complex but i I'm actually secretly superior to every single human on the planet
>>216925729feel free to wear you flamboyant trash if you want retard. no skin off my back if you want to look like a complete autist.
medievals europeans were black
bfberg stopped being romantic
I only wear earth tone clothing made out of natural stuff like linen, wool, cotton and denim. I'd like to eventually dye my own clothes with black walnuts.
>>216925783evangelicals are totally zogged in the head
>>216925811you dont have a bf
>>216925811You are >>216925582 with a bf and telling me to post face and saying you'd FUCK me?
>>216925811your manpussy is loose and hes looking to get a replacement
I only wear jumpsuits everywhere to signal that I'm a down to earth working class avg joe just like in the movies
>>216925821I wonder where jebus told them to get cucked and raise nigs
>>216925821>KOCKman Can't make this shit up
>>216925831I didn't say id fuck you thoughbeit, i wanna look like you
>>216925881You said you wanted me to fuck you. I feel bad for your bf
You guys like The Mighty Boosh?
weedberg just entered my lungs
I dress like this.
>>216925763This factoid seems to have reached the normiesphere
cockberg wants me to jackoff
>>216925910never heard of them
>>216925936There has been an awakening.
>>216925939Put it in my mouth instead
havent been horny in like 10 daysy'all should take the nnn pill next year
>>216925970i failed that shit big league
>>216925947Tbqh history accounts are incredibly popular showing how many people are interested in learning about history but most of them are just incorrect slop so it's a mixed blessing at best
I'm so essited for OR3
>just kill your sex drive like I didmisery really does love company
>>216925988>essitedgenuinely humiliating for a grown man to type this
>havent been horny in like 10 daysmay wanna get your t levels checked
Normoids are so cringe.
>>216926003But I'm spiritually Mexican
Would you rather receive five million dollars in a year or a dollar in five million years
just heard that unc is crashing out
>>216925988>>/wpop/
>>216925992>miseryis this really a thing or just a memetbf i have been feeling anguish every night
just blew my load to SPH JOI
>>2169260435 million years, because it means I get to live a long time
>>216926066I have both tabs open
>>216926068Misery is a combination of sad and angry
>>216926085Don't do that again, please
>>216926085>Sexy Philippines Hoes Jerking Off IndiansVery niche tastes
>my tire gets pierced>patch it but go to get it replaced>guy at the shop walks out after half an hour and tells me he can’t do it because he’s physically not able to put the wheel back on>tell him it’s impossible because I literally did it myself an hour ago >he starts telling me he can’t put the wheel back on and I need to buy a new one because he can’t let me leave because it’s so unsafe>tell him I’ll put it on myself and go somewhere else>tries to tell me he can’t let me do that, I tell him he’s done zero work on it and he’s required to let me take my car and go >tells me he’ll give me a discount on a wheel>tell him I’m not paying him for a wheel>go back and forth with him digging deeper about how unsafe it’ll be and how I’ll literally kill myself and dozens of bystanders >tell him I drove here with no problem so that’s not going to happen>he eventually gives me the wheel for free as a “deal” with the tires I was already buying
shit myself at target today
Women want a man who doesn’t watch porn but what they don’t realize is that any man who never watches porn has zero sex driveEvery single girlfriend tries to have the “do you watch porn just tell me its okay I won’t get mad” conversation and they do inevitably get mad
i put a lot of time and effort and money into trying to fix this monitor and in the end i fixed the original problem but ended up breaking it completely while doing so, sometimes you just try your best and its just not enough
What, you think that on a winter day I'd want to put my cold hands down a cute Canadian boy's pants and warm my hands up on his warm, doughy soft butt? You think I'd actually want my hands to smell like maple syrup all day?
>>216926043Hmmm idk
>>216926167>sex workers are heckin valid chuddy, but if you watch them you're a disgusting subhumanWhy are foids like that? They aren't happy if you hate porn either
>>216926102>world ends next monthWhat do you do for the rest of the time?
you guys ever play the IHNMAIMS game
>>216926184I did that with a TVFixed the problem but broke the god damn screen
>>216926220Drift aimlessly through space for millions of years regretting my decision until a dollar appears in front of me
>>216926231I don't know what that stands for
>>216926167My gf never asked me this but it came up during lockdown when she started sending me the tentacle hentai she was watching
>>216926217If you hate porn they’ll take it as a dog whistle for you being a far right Chud but if you watch porn they’ll think you’re a pervertYou’re supposed to support it but not watch it
>>216926254Search within yourself.
>>216926257I had one girlfriend who specifically only watched Riley Reid because she thought she looked like her (she really really does though)
even the cheapest most poopoop shit monitors in the market are 500 buckerinos
>>216926295500 Brazilian dollarydoos is like 10 usd
Dadberg wants to stay for Wednesday night church so I'm stuck here for like two more hours. This is so boring.
>>216926286Not sure how I'd feel about that all things considered
It's funny how antisemetism has become mainstream for normies and now /pol/ hates indians
>>216926307its like 100 but for me 500 brazillians is worth what 500 dollars is to you
He said we were just going to eat supper and leave but he changed his mind.
>>216926231No but two decades ago i read a let's play of it on something awful
>>216926295Do you reckon I could be the richest man in Brazil if I smuggled in electronics and sold them for not completely retarded prices >>216926307Brazil has steep tariffs that make electronics cost almost double
>>216926308>>216926332dont care
>>216926325>all things considered What thingsAlso she almost exclusively watched lesbian porn because like every zoomer she is bisexual
/cum/ mfs be like: im conflicted between porn and my gfmeanwhile me with my former waifu turned hostile tulpa:
>>216926338oh man the voice acting was really goodor at least AM was, harlan ellison himself voiced it
>>216926354She's ultra degenerate All that high budget pro stuff is gross
Man I hate being a mentalcel these bitches are lucky I havent turned into a rapist
>>216926383Maybe i can try and emulate it or somethingDarkseed had a pretty fun story but it looked like a huge pain in the ass to actually play
>>216926381Woah
so anyway i'm mega cooked and it's over
jason has watched this documentary over a dozen times https://youtu.be/cI292IidG8M
fucking retarded 4chan rangebanned the entire eastern seaboardfix your fucking website holy shit do you think people who buy adspace are going to be happy you've gimped their views by 30%?
>>216926396Yeah she was a degenerate but that’s FUNNot like I was planning on marrying the girl
>>216926521Do you think they care about anything? This website has been declining steadily for a long time.
>>216926536That's fair Sometimes I wonder if it'd be fun to watch porn with a girl but honestly I'd rather just fuck them
>>216926547it's borderline unusable at this point honestly. between jannies allowing CP and faggot porn spam nonstop to just rangebanning entire provinces and states because their mods are lazy...pathetic.
Sisterberg says she wants to get on anxiety meds
>>216926571Yeah Did you forget what was revealed during the hack?
Why does my captcha timer reset everytime I try to post when I'm on 5G
>>216926613that half the posters are Israeli? yet they don't rangeban that country? or that the jannies were mostly twitter troons? lots of things were learned that day.
groping a twink's ass? you crazy?
>>216926640Precisely
Werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary
>>216926629your phone company is probably assigning you a dynamic IP so 4chan just assumes you're a different poster.
I couldn't sleep because I was so worried about NVIDIA's announcement of financial results.
>>216926658everyone should just do the e-mail verification thing with a burner e-mail
>>216926650
>>216926562That’s where it leads to 100% of the time though
>>216926664The 5G works when I'm sitting at home but when I'm out i can't post because of the captcha timer
>>216926701Hmm interesting
>>216926728Girls that want to watch porn with someone sometimes just like hearing the sounds in the background The gooning problem among women is much bigger than it seems they just goon differently
putting your hand down the back of a twink's jeans and feeling his butt? you outta your mind?
>>216926578Tell her how they will alter her personality and cause her to get fat
>>216926756>alter her personality Isn’t that why people usually take medications like that?????
>>216926805Yes but you need to punish her for her foidery by playing on her anxieties and gaslighting her into thinking meds will turn her into a zombie
The gay obsession with “twinks” shows how deeply rooted their pedophilia is There is no such thing as a 19 year old twinkTwink death always occurs at 18
>>216926825>>216926825>>216926825
Heard some bad news from the doctorHe said I have giant cock syndrome and there’s no cure
>>216926756
