the beast editionprev >>216929416
Mothman isnt real
>huezilians are making /cum/Just end it
>>216930656
Put my coffee mug on the toilet sink and the automatic soap dispenser put soap in my coffee award
>>216930675whoa is this real?
thread is now /cumb/welcome brazilian fren
>>216930568>>216930579people buy rural properties to vacation once or twice a year, not to permanently live around rural "people"
My router has been tagging 4chan as a botnet.
>>216930676I don't know what the fuck this thing is but i bet the chinese eat it
>>216930708god I wish that was me
>>216930709lmao this is cope and seethe nice job dunking on cities though, nobody likes them.
>>216930656On the surface, Maggie Rogers embodies everything I loathe about modern female Pop. She's a progressive poster child who stumps for the Democratic Party, cites feminist theory like scripture, and serenades a liberal middle-class audience hellbent on transforming America into a political monoculture. This dissonance between her girl-next-door image on album with her high-class call girl Gala appearances also cannot be ignored. My inner Carl Schmitt demands the friend/enemy distinction, but I sheath my sword for her. Beneath the activism lies something rarer than ideological alignment: raw humanity.Surrender sounds like a private journal blasted through stadium-sized hooks. Energetic and upbeat songs like "Shatter", "Want Want" and "Overdrive" hit with fuzzed adrenaline while "Be Cool" exhales into groove-cooled calm. Other songs like "Anywhere With You" and "Begging for Rain" drip with melancholy without being maudlin. Nothing stagnates; even the quiet tracks stay in motion.Maggie's resonant purity inspires building futures or collapsing into the arms of someone who loves you after a brutal day. All told, it may be the most unapologetically human album ever to breach Pop radio:https://youtu.be/gigJjgPThYA https://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4 https://youtu.be/SylF32J2g8k https://youtu.be/gWjr_r5vJzA https://youtu.be/rhqYKHpiZ3E
>>216930709>people pay 3/4's to $1,200,000+ for a rental homelol, you really are stupid
>>216930717it's a mutated creature from an island where the US government does bio experiments
I want to be an ancient chinese warlord....
going to sleep gn hope i die
Nothing is more disgusting than feminist womenHateful, ignorant and resentful despite (because) they are extremely privileged.
Magnesium used to make my sleep worse but that's not happening anymore. award.
>>216930739it's cause they're the ugly ones
Hmmm…
Maggie is such a dumbass name
goodnight /cum/!
>>216930740it always makes me sleep gud
cars used to be so warm and inviting, like a living room on wheels. now they're sterile shitboxes that people hate their lives.
>>216930752total bharat victory soon
*your mom gets you apple slices instead of french fries with your happy meal*
besides, city people buy property in NICE rural areas (e.g. mountains, beaches).not your flat, ugly, boring, gray midwestern shithole where there's no natural or cultural appeal.
>>216930693Night shift?
Dashanigger is spaming the skank again
>>216930765does it make your dreams more vivid too? I quite like that about it
>>216930772so they buy property to get out of the citynot looking good for city slickers
>>216930760yeah if you're a faggot
>>216930787Maggie? Moar like Faggie lol
>>216930742Probably yeahNot that men care about this and they still get thousands of matches, but with a rotten personality nothing is good enough
>>216930772>not your flat, ugly, boring, gray midwestern shithole where there's no natural or cultural appeal.yeah the entire midwest is trash. I guess there's some nice parts of Wisconsin but the rest? ugly boring soulless and full of minorities. anyone who lives there would be retarded.
>>216930715Wdym what does it say
yeah here comes the roosteeeeeer YEAHHHHHHHH
>>216930797brian lives in the midwest, surrounded by minorities...
>>216930761nasty jew slut
>>216930802oh no no no, brian bros say it ain't so...the WORST part of the country to live in?? he must be ashamed of it
does anyone have anything positive to say?
>>216930819Lynch niggers
>>216930819brian is being a crab in a bucket and bringing the mood down tonight, sorry
>>216930797>>216930772Really? Sounds grim desu
>>216930829>>216930819Brian is HIV positive, does that count?
let's just ignore brian and talk about something positivewhat are our thoughts on dickgirls
Dasha WON!
>>216930829feels like I'm a sitting at 4/10 middle school girls table
>>216930776Yes
>>216930819kek
Picked up 3 (You)s in Jason's thread award
>>216930840erm?? embarrassing.I was always at the popular girls table
>>216930845bears are like 10000000x better than apples tbqh
>>216930819Nohttps://i.4cdn.org/an/1763586212467148.mp4
>>216930842I used to do night shift Those last hours are always brutal
>>216930854Bears can attack you though
>>216930845eating that many pears actually constipates you, people think it's fibrous but it bogs you down
Steam just disconnected me. Either steam is broke or calling my teammate on CS a public schooled door dasher with unmarried parents and a circumcised penis got me banned.
>>216930839>sponsored by grifter slopwow!
>>216930656that pic is better art than the entirety of Shelby Oaks
>>216930854AGREED
not ai. our eastern bluebirds really are this pretty
>>216930842>>216930860do you not adapt to night shifts after a while and become a vampire? I would assume that your body can get acclamated to it if you ALWAYS sleep through the day and ALWAYS wake up at night?
any woman here want to date
>>216930845
>Started making money so I'm trying get into fashion>Looking at high-quality dress shoes>My size is 14>Most brands only go up to 11 or 13Genuninely why the fuck are Italians like this? I'm getting some black Vans soon, but that's just for going out to shop or whatever, I want some good shit to give presentations in.
>>216930859I don't click on 4chan links
>>216930859RCMP just murdered hundreds of ostriches here :(
why does /cum/ like Dasha so much?
>>216930891>i'm so big and tall and rich woe is mekys
>>216930897CFIA
goddamn sharty is the WEIRDEST subculture holy fuck
>>216930891>get into fashionThat's gay
The only thing you should give up is giving up
im so retarded, i just don't know fucking anything. how did i end up such a retarded idiot
>>216930918
>>216930924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-VJl7UkB8
truth and reconciliation on legendary is pissing me off
Just started two new loaves of bread.
>>216930932WHAT IS THIS EVEN
>>216930906I'm not "rich" I just want nice shoes>>216930919>It's gay to do shit that makes you look and feel goodIf that's the case I'll wave that colorful fag flag a mile high. Enjoy whatever rotten-ass wretched conditions you wallow in.
>>216930884Loud roommates and people mowing their lawn would always keep me up Then I'd wake after having only half slept 2 hours before my shift and down an entire pot of coffee
>>216930938i don't like wrestling but he's clearly the best wrestler
>>216930939I told you Legendary is a meme. Heroic is the way it's meant to be played
>>216930947Its a different level of thinking
rateyourmusic is down
What about Ratemypoo
ive been trying to get the achievement for beating every master chief edition campaign on legendary but I'm stuck on halo 4 (the last one) because it sucks so bad and I don't want to play it at all. every time i turn it on for 5 minutes i get sick of it and have to quit.crazy how that game is night and day compared to the original trilogy
>>216930958i wanted the cool achievement
>>216930948Wearing clothes that look good is ok, as a hobby it's gay
if i saw Jason irl I'd beat the shit out of him but that will never happen because that loser never leaves his mom's house
Smoke rises over Ukraine and the end feels close. Washington is tired of the chaos it created, and the EU is growing desperate. The fronts are giving way, and the flow of money is being redirected one last time. A helicopter waits with its engine running on the Maidan, the place where it all began and where it will all end.
>>216930960the way schizophrenia is a different way of thinking
this is the femboy look im going for
>>216930976Ive got the achievements for beating every campaign on LASO
this song is beautiful and makes me cry every timehttps://youtu.be/LZosMwonEPM?si=Eaxq-4U3TKyYUzlJ
>>216930798I’m not sure, but anytime I open up 4chan my route “detects” botnet activity.
>>216930976what game was the easiest for you to complete?
>>216930991boringoverdonegaysonesque
>>216931003definitely 2, but that's just because the legendary difficulty is broken and it's super hard. i still enjoyed it though. not like 4
>>216930977Understandable.>>216930981You're a pussy and I carry a gun. You're a bitch made soft circumcised incel freak.
>>216930786it's called traveling, something rural people never do because they're poor.city people live in cities 99% of the time.>>216930837hiv isn't real>>216930919rural people's sense of fashion is shitty graphic tees from walmart and cargo shorts>>216930925because you live in a rural shithole with shit education and have fetal alcohol syndrome (like most rural people do)
correlation between watching anime and being mentally ill
>>216931016i mean which game had the easiest difficulty for legendary
Why are whites such garbage workers
Brian has AIDS and he's dying from it that's why he's so salty. Probably need a sledgehammer to bust his crust.
Attractive women are my fave
>>216931023Weaker than the correlation between posting on 4chan and mental illness
>>216930995Idk maybe someone else on the same public IP got flagged for doing it
>>216931026sorry I read that as hardest for some reason. probably halo ce or 3. reach was surprisingly hard for me
aids is CIA propaganda to demonize homo butt sex
>>216931021theyre traveling to get out of the city. still not helping your case at all there, dumb dumb
>>216931037the most attractive women is the only that likes me
>>216931045ummm based cia???
>>216931030They're used to being the Brahmin caste It's going to take some adjustment for them to get used to being ruled by us
This is the femboy look I'm going for
>jason and brian in the same thread
>>216930985
>>216931058You're too old to be a femboy
>>216931047except they arent traveling to be near people like (you)no one wakes up one day and thinks to themselves "gee i wanna travel and spend my time being around a bunch of retarded subhuman rednecks who barely have a high school education"
if jason and brian competed against eachother in a gameshow that tests your general knowledge, who would win?if jason and brian fought in the coliseum who would win?
>>216931078this coming from the guy who couldnt graduate from city college, lmao
>>216931068No he isn't
>>216931079Jason would win both
>>216931063grim times indeed
I graduated from a college in Missouri
imagine being so stupid you couldn't even get a college degree lmao
>>216931079brian would swallow jason up with his asshole like mr slave did in south park
>>2169310791. Brian2. Jason
>>216931104if it's any consolation Brian is definitely going to Hell for eternity
>>216931068I'm accumulating karma to reincarnate as a femboy or otome villainess
>>216930860It's alright>>216930884I'm more tired
imagine filling your head with all this anime shit and it just occupies space and instead of doing something with your life you just rot and post pictures of little anime girls all dayhow the fuck has Jason not put that 92 in his mouth yet
>>216931122why wouldn't you just reincarnate as a girl
>>216931138How have his fucking parents not kicked him out yetMy mom would have disowned me if I ended up like that
>>216931150his mom wasn't fit to be a parent, his sisters are NEET gamers just like him
>>216931139Why would I want to be anyone on hell earth 21st century judeocapital prison?If I'm a femboy, at least I could do an onlyfans and twitch or something and never work. I'd rather be an otome villainess in an isekai world
>>216931150braindead single mother who enables his retard behaviour. she's afraid of being alone so she coddles him. his saga will end on one of those Police Bodycam Youtube channels when they find her elderly corpse in a chest freezer after a shootout with Jason.
>>216931173>If I'm a femboy, at least I could do an onlyfans and twitch or something and never workyou already never workand a real girl has a way better chance at having an onlyfans or twitch
>>216931138>instead of doing something with your lifeLike what, being another cog in the machine?
cumbums
Jason’s mom
>>216931180>how dare a mother love her sonyou seem like a narcassist
>>216931184>Like what, being another cog in the machine?this is pure cope that retard autist weebs parrot. being a nolife internet weeaboo pedo faggot is infinitely lower than being a wagie.
completely soft nary a twitch
Bread is fermenting
Theyre gonna clean up your looks, with all the lies in the booksto make a citizen out of youbecause they SLEEP WITH A GUNAND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU SONSO THEY CAN WATCH ALL THE THINGS, YOU DOOOBECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORKTHEY GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRKCAUSE THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPIN YOU CLEANTHEYRE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD, YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDSANOTHER COG IN THE MUUUURDER MAAACHINE
isn't jason's mom canonically hot
stop posting gay porn you wretched faggot
>>216931058That's not gonna happen because men are judged as attractive by the width of their chest and the tone of their arms. You will never look like this because we naturally have thicker bones and more angular faces. If you go for this look you'll be too broad and facey to look like it, that's how trannies get clocked. If you want to be a proper femboy find a grungier and more androgynous style that hides your bodily proportions. Don't look to anime for your inspo, look to alt-girls, tomboys, gamers, etc.>t. unironic fag, I've pounded a few twinks
>>216931181Real girls are a diamond dozen. And I do work, rumors of my being a NEET are greatly exaggerated.Not that being a NEET would be an issue. We should get UBI.
>>216931169how do you know this info?
Report has been submitted
surprised fagberg was able to control himself for a solid 30m tonight before starting his fagporn spam
>>216931041You would think so, but I know the device and timing. I did a factory reset on the device as well as resetting the router. That didn’t change anything. It doesn't really bother me, I just find it strange.
>sepuku = instant happiness and peaceeuthanasia should be legalized
>>216931234announcing a report is against the rules
>>216931234now we just have to wait 60 minutes for janny to finish gooning to the cock pics and then he'll prune them
Tomorrow I'll have two more loaves of bread baked
brian stop trying to make me horny
>>216931203not even in the slightest, not a hint of attraction it just repulses me. how have you spent your entire life as a faggot and still not wrapped your fucking head around that?
>>216931146That pic is a mischaracterization of kabbalistic thought
>>216931247Yeah but some randos online were suicidal! That means any form of suicide every are bad, even in the case of consenting adults who are fully aware of what they're getting into! Didn't you see that Canadian woman who had a pamphlet mention euthanasia that one time?
im having a slice of cheesecake
>>216931173what if you were reincarnated as a chinese warlord with a harem of qts?
>>216931280incorrect
>>216931247I made that image a number of years ago, weird to see it
>>216930897I posted about this long ago
so now that crabs in a brian is gone, we can go back to having a good thread without poor midwesterners sperging out
Imagine posting this manly cock rather than tranny cock. At least make it interesting.
imagine if this faggot was spamming cheesy pizzayou dipshits rangeban half the continent but tolerate this disgusting garbage
SMEAR THE SCAT
>>216931309brian is also a cheese pizza lover of course. all fags are pedos
>>216931309one is something distasteful and the other is illegal goshcel, you should both kill yourself
>>216931245Now that I think about it, it might be when doing a captcha or posting. I’ll do more testing.
>>216931324
>>216931321white cocks are so gross. give me some bbc
Thoughts on socialism?
gay men develop a lisp by subconsciously emulating women
>>216931355i dont live in new york so im kinda waiting to see how his policies turn out
>>216931374I obviously meant the real kind
>>216931245Resetting isn't guarunteed to give you a new public IP
>>216931355im a marxist leninist
brian = mr slavejason = big gay al
>>216931389you're a retard
I'm a globalist socialist
Nervous because I'm going to tell my mom that I don't want to wear the jacket and got me because it's an ugly color. I thought it was black but it's actually green and ugly as shit like a homeless jacket. And I already ripped off the tags because I thought I was going to wear it.
gn /cum/, enjoy the fag spam and worthless janitorial staff
I will never be respected. I will always be a joke to serious real adults
>>216931412he already got banned
>>216931412janny came through eventually
>>216931355Real national socialism has been tried and it was awesome :)
>>216931355it sucks except for the nordic model and even that required a (hitherto) culturally and ethnically homogenous population of very high IQ people with high levels of trust in its society to work
Me? I'm a national socialist, but without the racism and anti-semitism. That shit has no place in the current year
Just got a 14 day suspension from CS2.All three of my accounts are suspended now.
>>216931405post it
>>216931460That's welfare capitalism
>>216931466I can assure you not one single person here cares
>>216931460>except for the nordicYou can make literally any model of government work when your population is made up of 120IQ scandis, that means nothing.
>>216929405Extremely late but no because I hit shitboxes but I maintain them for the love of fixing cars This was a 1992 CivicI love my shitboxes babies but my wife said she’s tired of driving pieces to of shit and she “wants a car that isn’t old enough to vote” (her words) and she wants and SUV that’s safe for babies
this is what I looked like in a former life as an egyptian frog
I wish I knew how to work on cars. One of my biggest regrets is not taking autoshop in highschool
>>216931502women's complete lack of love for vehicles continues to disappoint me
>>216931502well buy her something nice jeez>>216931519that's cause women aren't men dummy
>>216931469
I'm watching Charles Band interview Eli Roth and it's just two Jews talking about money. It's priceless.
>>216931527That just looks like a bomber jacket
>>216931532I'm skinny and it looks huge on me
Some Norwegian poster was saying he found trannies on tinder. Do they set up profiles as women and/or is there so kind of gay option?
>>216931484I have multiple friends and admirers here, my post wasn't for you, incel freak.
>>216931527how the fuck you think that was black
>>216931527you're tripping anon that looks fine
>>216931519She doesn’t understand why my goal in life is to have a Model T chassis with an electric engine>>216931523I got her a new car, it’s coming tomorrow She always wanted a Volvo for some reason so I got her an EX90 for her 25th birthday
>>216931527Looks ok to me
>>216931538brian tier delusions, lmao. you are a lolcow
>>216931540The room was dark, it's more obvious in that pic because my flash was on >>216931541>>216931547Maybe later I'll show how I look in it. It looks huge on me, like a kid wearing his dad's clothes
Hey Lois remember the time I was playing mortal kombat 9 story mode and I was playing as Mileena and she was in her bandage outfit and my pants were down and I was hard and my mom came in and said "oh excuse me" and then walked out
>multiple friends and admirers>calls someone else an incel freak
>>216931527It's plastic. Just get a nice wool sweater
had to restart truth and reconciliation because the level is literally impossible without the sniper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14UBxTCPwjw
Can someone please tell bro to shut up and dribble
>>216931583Dribble this cum onto your chin
>>216931583*puts you on a poster*
I've never had a parent walk in on me wankingseems like it's always happening in shows and sitcoms. how do you not hear someone coming?
>>216931566Did that really happen I think Mileena is way hotter in mkx
>>216931582based fugazi appreciator
You guys should try getting a wifeI don’t need any friends other than herJust get to hang out with my best friend all the timeShe fell asleep since she’s an elementary school teacher and wakes up early
>>>/r9k/83163381>>>/r9k/83163404Rate my advice.
>>216931594Same. They knew not to enter my room while i was moaning and screaming
drinking milk
>>216931601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtG_NbslSvU
>>216931603Virgin/10 it's useful for knowing what not to do
>>216931594They do it on purpose.
>>216931594happened to me once when I was like 14. my dad was pissed that I was up late on my computer and opened the door to my room unannounced. I pretended to not notice because I had my headphones in
>>216931616single mothers smdh
>>216931603Tranime/ywnbaw
>>216931575I ain't Mr Huxtable >>216931613Sup t Hanks, you probably already stopped looking at the thread with your 2 minute attention span
>>216931597It happened
>>216931633KEK
>>216931603Unironically good
do you think jasons sister is hot?
I fucked a married woman in college but her husband was an actual cuck and listened to us having sex from the living roomI did it twice before I decided it was too weird
>>216931614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGCmr1Bjciw
buy our fighters, canuck
>>216931633he's so fucking disfunctional lmao
>>216931650you saved their marriage
>>216931649Fuckable I bet, unless she's fat
>>216931613How do you guys have the willpower for NoFap? I promised myself I’m only going to start fapping again after I get a girlfriend
>>216931625im okay. how are you?
>>216931633bodied that fucking freak
>>216931653I wish you still made the cars
>>216931663Fine, have you been up to anything lately
>>216931658I doubt it she told me she was a stripper
>>216931662after 3 days the urge to get off mostly goes awayyou stop being horny completely after like 10 days
>>216931679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNsGOT THE BOOODY OF A GOOOODDESS
>>216931676no but i'll be going to target next week to buy toys which i am going to donate
>>216931604I'm a silent jerker, dead silent and I also only watch porn on mute
Remember S1 of TNG when men were wearing skirts and Riker was like "we no longer enslave animals for slaughter" that was so woke>disfunctionallol
MeYouAdd the two
>>216931709Alao some coats if you're feeling generous. I got a coat as a kid and it was the coolest thing ever. Practically never took it off after that until I had outgrown in
>>216931709You're such a saint t Hanks
>>216931602I would if I could, but I suspect the best I can do is some homeless toothless girl off the street
>>216931716same i got into way too many close calls while jerking off with headphones
>>216931716I used to be like this
>>216931721They Kant keep getting away with it
damn Im starving
>>216931723we've given away all my old clothes. i have few shirts which i shall donate to goodwill but i still need to dig in my closet
>>216931619read a story similar to that today and the dad ended up fucking his trans daughter when he caught her fappingafter that they basically fucked like rabbits for years and eventually got hooked on cokewas pretty interesting
https://youtu.be/9ERz6qFoWzI?list=RD9ERz6qFoWzIshower in the dark day,clean sparks diving downcool in the water way, where the baptized drownnaked in the cold sun, breathing life like fire
>>216931775*him
>>216931775
>>216931796chris had a decent solo career. he was a great artist. rip
>>216931813him and layne and kurt, rest in peace to them all.
>>216931806you can read it here>>>/lgbt/41736733
for real though if there was a /cum/ meet up would you go?
>>216931865faggots smdh
>>216931869So I can end up in one of those meme images? Hell no
>>216931869genuinely no, even if it were 10 minutes from me
>>216931869I've met 2(technically 3) /cum/mies irl
>>216931869Hell no
>>216931869no there's a few of you who are cool but damn some of ya'll are straight up freaks
>>216931828
>>216931860layne's story is tragic desu.
>>216931869yeah, sure. i'll even buy the first round of shots so the regular ones can loosen up and the weirdos can de-autism a little.
Incest is only perceived as dysfunctional and only results in "trauma" because of propaganda and conditioning.
>>216931885how did that happen?
>Incest is only perceived as dysfunctional and only results in "trauma" because of propaganda and conditioning.
>>216931907please specify that jason is one of the freaks, he will think you like him otherwise
>>216931927one was visiting a major city near where I was going to college, the other one(s) I flew to a city to check it out and they happened to live by it
Jason is cool
>>216931938shut the fuck up phoebe
>>216931865What actually happened>nerd boy turns 13>Dad's all like,>"MUH TWINK SON IS READY TO GET HIS ASSHOLE INVERTED">his dysphoric future troon boi is like,>"uwu, zaddy's rapestick is in my boyhole, I am such a woman~"
>>216931937how ugly were they
>>216931943
310 already boy howdy time flies when you're having fun
>>216931921trvkethis also applies to pedophilia and zoophilia
I watched one little video of a standup comedian bombing and now youtube constantly fills my recommendations with full length standup comedy routines and "specials"
>>216931968Pedophilia stands apart as particularly dysfunctional paraphilia. Sex with a dog, recreational sex, is no different from masturbation.
>>216931986Ugh those are the cringiest. So painful
>>216931991meds
>>216932007>>216932007New
>>216931968>>216931991I would have you killed if I haf the authority
>>216931991most feelings of abuse in pedo cases stem from societal gaslightingfurthermore boys are little sluts and love sex
>>216932039This is true when it's a hot milf and a boy
