Old Burnley edition.
>>216937360pre woke
So Fodenbunny is the leader of the umbunnies but do we know who is part of the umchickens??
not like burnley these days. it's full of.... you know...
never really understood cricket tbqh
>>216937397I’m one of the umchickens but fodenbunny has little to do with the umbunnies. Common mistake.
Woke up to an alarm at 10:59am. Not enough sleep but the post from the Royal Mail was due between 11:15am-3:30pm. I dressed and dragged my duvet downstairs to set up on the sofa so I could snooze and wouldn't miss him.The parcel is important, its come all the way from India on a 6 day journey.No sooner had I put the duvet on the sofa there was a knock at the door. A good solid knock, but not a policemans banging.The postman had arrived nice and early, but thankfully not too early. Perfect timing. Through the delirium of last nights drugs and being freshly awake on less than 6 hours sleep, we made small talk about the weather and what time he starts work. I forgot to offer him a drink and now I feel bad, I have cans of pop in the fridge that I bet he would have appreciated. Coke or 7up lemonade. I know a postman who always offers a drink to everyone who visits his home, especially in a work capacity.The postman handed me the parcel from India. A nice box, well wrapped. The irony that someone has let their big dog shit on the pavement right next to my doorstep and didn't pick it wasn't lost on me. We rib Indians but white working class can be bad bastards too.I wished the postman a fond farewell as the interaction ended, and I brought the parcel to my kitchen. I used a knife as a letter opener, then got inpatient and tore open the parcel packaging like a kid on Christmas. Underneath is a box. A plain box with only a little scribble. About 9 inches long (22cm), 5 inches (12cm) wide, and 4 inches (10cm) deep.Inside the box... Well I shouldn't say specifically, but thankfully it wasn't poo. It is clean, neatly arranged pharmaceutical medication. £226 (or 26k Indian Rupees) worth. It should be a lifetime supply of Pregabalin, 750 pills, though my use has been excessive as of late. At 30p a pop I can afford excess. I don't plan to sell any, though I could drive into Manchester and sell them in Piccadilly Garden for £1 each, a tidy £500 profit, if I weren't robbed.
>>216937399The Eastern Sludge.
obviously she has cancer or something and has completely fucked up her face, but the worst thing ariana grande has done to herself is dye her hair that colour. the way it contrasts (or does not) with her skin tone (also fake) just makes her look like a proper mutt
im gay boy?
>>216937439ANOREXIA INNIT
>>216937399The Swarming Hordes
dogberg's licking the snow outside stupid faggot loser
I mean, but why do they have such puffy vulvas? What evolutionary advantages does that bring??
Cheese on toast time
>>216937412There's a bowler who throws a ball at a man with a bat (the batsman). The batsman tries to hit the ball very far away. If he succeeds in hitting the ball far away then he may run back and forth with his batting partner (another batsman) while the bowling team retrieves the ball. The objective is to accumulate as many of these "runs" as possible.
Anorexiana
biz idea: emojis for 4chan pass holders
>>216937469hot
>>216937470you know what else has cheese on it?your knob
The voice therapist also asked me if I had autism for some reason. I got tested for it several times but they all came back negative.
>>216937476
>>216937498no one cares
poo
upsieana haha x
>>216937476that would genuinely generate a lot of income. you just know the pathetic mongs here would be all over that
>>216937498i reckon if you've been tested for it several times then that's probably a sign
>>216937471didn’t ask
>>216937521Would love to stick my knob in that gob
>>216937541???
>>216937521UM! xx
dua lipa sweaty feet
>>216937070hedgehogs shouldn't be out in the daytime
>>216937550What? What’s wrong with me saying that? She’s fine.
my twink feet fucking stink
poozed nigger dicks up me arse
>>216937573maybe he couldn't make it home in time for bed
>>216937588northern leftypols porn search
>>216937534You were told anyway
neknominating mousy to drink three pints of bucky
why is ti then when i get too hungry i can't eat a full meal? sat here chewing on plain tortillas so i can be not hungry enough to have my dinner
Why are zoomers so fucking strange
>>216937617Omds forgot about that
leftypol>fixated on race, immigration, religion, jews, and a lot of inane shite that doesn’t matter rorke>fixated on race, immigration, religion, jews, and a lot of inane shite that doesn’t matter makes you think…
Should have went to war with the Soviets immediately after defeating Germany
Locking Rorke in a cage with a naked and bound obese black man, and injecting Rorke with copious amounts of aphrodisiacs and stimulants
the post above was written by AI
thought id go for a nice walk on the common and came across about a dozen shitty tissues flung about next to a loghonestly think whoever is responsible for that should face capital punishment
>>216937624>like deftonesi like deftones >w<
>>216937628
>>216937638more like crapital punishment!
>>216937634
>>216937640:3 cunny
Starmer wrote an open letter to his son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb9ILd4AYC8
>>216937653
>>216937640>>216937663
had a text from a number i don't know and it just said "hello"
japanese mousey currently glued to the taisa on his cracked phone screen
>>216937428Engaging story, you write well for a preg addict
>>216937669>still pushing Adolescence Really couldn't be more obvious it's a psyop at this pointI've seen it shilled by politicians and political journalists more than actual TV critics, it's just fucking weird
>>216937680sup crodieu gud my yodie
sir kid stabber
>>216937716sup fodiebuns
wtf are you cunts even on about
ktimmers
call me that ever again and you're getting mass reported
>>216937759
Sausage egg butty for lunchies
>>216937758Reminder.
>>216937715you what
sunday i'm in bedmonday i warm my blankettuesday i warm the bedsheet wednesday i warm the mattressthurdays i warm the bedframefriday i warm the floorsaturday i switch sides
>>216937679it was adele
just did an unbelievably pungent fart. usually my farts are pretty much odourless unless i do them in a confined space but this one is wreaking havoc
>>216937777hope you choke
>>216937788Falseflag
>>216937643i like deftones too! i wont listen to sextape too much because i dont want to ruin it (its really good)
i kick arse for the lord
>>216937715:/
THE IRISH ARE IN MY WALLSNIGGERMAN HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAHH
imagine, if you will, fit women with their fannies out
>>216937399The area of Burnley in that photo is a white working class area. Perfectly safe.
Electrocuting Rorke every time he is shown an image of a happy family of white people, and injecting him with dopamine every time he is shown an image of a black man
>>216937697it's hecking important or something
>>216937844makes my willy tingle
>>216937831Just a botnet nonce
umbunnies
ktim
>>216937831just your average englishman
spaki going all in on the nonce posting today
>>216937758>da fookin brits made me smear me own shite on me walls or however the bog is dwelled
Well leftypol?
>>216937697I thought it was a bit boring. Not compelling television. But for middle class people it probably had an impact.
>>216937882john honey after he out the joint
boxing the one-eyed clown
I've seen plenty of 5-12 year olds with four packsMad how fit they're without even properly exercising
none of you are entertaining me rn. Post entertaining things
Hammering my willy with a rubber mallet
>Man is a wild animal that arose from Nature. He contains within himself the rage of the wolf, the carelessness of the dove, and the softness of the sheep.
>>216937945
>The investigation began on Oct. 13, when UK authorities contacted the FDLE regarding Exelby, who had failed to board her return flight. Authorities noted she had previously attempted to travel to the U.S. to meet individuals online who would "kill her violently," though that attempt was thwarted in 2024.>During the recent investigation, authorities found evidence on her computer indicating Exelby wanted to be "sexually abused, tortured and murdered by unknown individuals living in the United States."Is it really this easy to get british slags as an american?
>>216937968Done that virgin freak
Lad in the golf club in early 60s, sold his company last year for €20m+ Found lump on back this year. Won’t make it till the end of this week. Tragic.
>>216937944shut the fuck up heathermong
>>216937975reminds me of
>>216938009many such cases, average day in england
>>216938009Done that sket
mad how stephen fry is a gay nonce but gets away with it
nth for the gyaldem
>>216938061fuck off paedophile yank
Sir Nut Administrator
>>216938078great, the other turbo nigger arrived
https://streamain.com/en/8ezKk5eju3EGAnf/watchwrighty going off
Cor imagine stabbing an american
>>216938097stfu don't summon him
i'm umpetal x
>>216938098what's got you pressed rorke?
Feeling extremely guilty today over being a lazy cunt
>>216938121oh my what a beautiful flower :3
Only a virgin incel don't realize that is perfectly normal to have sex before 14
>>216938121are you the one that recently got charged for manslaughter and reckless driving :3
>>216938143dogshit thread full of nonce(s)
>>21693790680 iq infographic
>>216938009:(
>>216938156t. nonced by his uncle
my black dick fucking stinks
simply,crapping,a wonderful shitmus time,simply,crapping,a wonderful shitmus time
>>216938186t. 30 year old incel
>>216938121im umbunny x
>>216938207great, I told that canadian to shut his trap and now look who the cat dragged in
neoliberal teeth chomping in
grow up you absolute freaks no wonder 75% of zoomers are unemployed who would hire unfunny spastic losers like you?
Dua Lipa. Sex supreme.
>>216938221ktim
>im umbunny x
>>216938173you know where the door is
>>216938178You mean religious people are dumb? Now that's a shocker
i'll get a job when leftypol and his mates top trying to kill the west
>>216938207wg1
If you never had sex before 12, you will forever be an incel
>>216938230grow up mate gods real its that simple
>>216938224peng gyal abs
just wasted 4 pounds
>>216938230>>216938253bluds can't conceptualise a first mover
lmfaooooooi
>>216938224>>216938266golem looks brazilian or yank
>>216937686Thanks. I thought i'd get a "blog on" response but appreciate your reply. I'm an opiate/opioid addict. Pregabs are just for fun. Next order is Tapentadol.
>>216938224this kind of immigration is ok
>>216938289>AI slop everywhere I lookI want to die
>You mean religious people are dumb? Now that's a shocker
>>216938314and it's for the rest of your life too
>>216938314Filter out the agencies and put the date as the same day
>>216938305Open borders for themDon't even bother checking their passports or anything
>>216938314just what i was thinking as I searched for this fedora atheist image and most of the results were slop
>>216938224Grim and ugly
don't
checking BBC news
>>216938224bet she fucking stinks
>>216938369for fucks sake
>>216938388Despite their recent drama they are still the most trusted news source in the world.
>>216938369
>>216938224>>216938266
getting raped
>>216938413real, she just looks any other brown pikey
>>216938253Prove it>>216938287Prove that such a thing exists
why it suck to be a /brit/poster *arrow pointing at a drawing of you with tears in your eyes, and it says "permanently a virgin"*
hope im rangebanned because of one of the nonces and not mousey
>>216938440come holderness maccies and I'll show you my micropenis
>>216938413
>>216938440grim, cold, slippery and slushy
>>216938440grim
feeling not racist today
>>216938440HOLY SOVL
this nigga in hull
>>216938487Mousey has like 150 sim cards. He won’t ever be rangebanned
>>216938487mousey is one of those nonces
absolutely despise winter
>>216938523
the singular andi peters poster
>>216938506>feeling not racist today
>>216938556screaming
>>216938445Why?
*slides into the thread encased in a giant ice cube*bit cold out lads
If you wear any other trainers then nikes you are a nonce or a freak it really is that simple
>>216938530s
>>216938585You arent funny
had a bit of a shave downstairs and now i've got a bald little willy
>>216938583I accept your concession
brb buying some candles at Poundland
Alright, explain to me how two underage kids having sexual relations is noncery? I shagged girls about my age, sometimes even olderIt's not my fault you're all boomer loser incels
>>216938587I wear addidas classics
>>216938289this is the generation that will one day be in seats of power
Love going on my daily walksLabrador ahh life I have x
need shagger creps lads
>>216938658how do you feel about getting your nails cut
>>216938673I just pick them off myself x
>>216938591your opinion means precious little to me
might poo myself
>>216938413Rorke been playing too much of the video games again oh my days
>>216938681do you use the edge of one nail to "cut" the others? i do that and don't know anyone else who does
>>216938600Thats you done mate
>>216938643nopebiological immortality is a couple decades away maxthe current crop of billionaires will rule humanity forever
>>216938691she does look like an evil witch you have to admit
>>216938691grow up
>>216938603find me a girls living space that doesn't have clothes on the floor or dirty dishes
The year is 2222Techno-feudalist corporations have long since replaced traditional governance, vat-grown monosexual monocultural men life short lives working the slop-mines for ai generated sustenance. The old world ruling class direct nomadic hordes across the world in search of children to rape, their sole objective and meaning in life. Self-replicating AI-controled military aircraft ensure that nowhere in the world is stable enough to build anything worthwhile, programmed to prioritize soft targets like women and children and basic infrastructure. the skeletal ruins of cities are picked apart by diseased, radioactive men who live short lives subsisting on the marrow of bones dug up from the earth. They fight small wars with each other to take slaves, who drink polluted seawater, so that their masters can drink their blood and sweat and piss to slake their thirst while men use the skeletons of their infants as their clubs. The sky is, at all times, clouded with a thick grey layer of industrial gasses. The sun doesn't provide enough light for anything to grow but during the day temperatures reach 55, and at night drop to -20, and during the night no heavenly stars or the moon can be seen, plunging the whole world into complete and total darkness except for the manhunting drones who are worshiped as angels. Welcome to pissworld.
had a grand dinner, scramble egg and minced cashew with rice
never listened to a single dua liba song
>>216938707No
>>216938603what straight man buys expensive candles and "nice" hand soap
Can’t wait till spring, ladshttps://youtu.be/bagdrYMn9R0
>>216938723men don't get to be picky
>>216938710I asked them to prove the existence of God and they couldn't do it. They've been done, simple as
dua lip balm
>>216938755and whys that then
>>216938727shagged any cunnies recently lad? I heard they're basically free to shag in southeast asia
>>216938756it's not my job to educate you
>>216938756You need to provide a reason why anyone needs to answer your question to begin with
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
>>2169386911000 hours on skyrim with gerutude the blonde blue eyed werewolf
the bizarro non conscious canadian
>>216938780this is the post
>>216938780*with white men
>>216938767nh...
>Donald Trump has shrugged off the Saudi regime’s 2018 murder of the Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying the journalist was “extremely controversial” and unpopular, dismissing the killing by observing “things happen”.
>>216938773I accept your concession>>216938774No I don't. You've been done
>>216938603*stops reading after the first line*
Been an incel for 10 years now. Go sometimes months with interacting with women besides someone working in a shop. They are mentally ill animals and should be completely ignored
>>216938813Makes him look like a massive fanny 2bh
the internet becoming shit is the new rock and roll dying
>>216938827What purpose does it serve to prove something to an autistic goon who doesnt believe in the firsr place?
quiet piggy
>>216938836>They are mentally ill animals and should be completely ignoredIncels? Yeah I agree
the goyslop is calling me
we are all here https://funnyjunk.com/
>>216938864camdenpaki
>>216938870No idea what/who this is
Afternoon nap could be on the cards team
>>216938851I accept your admission of being a moron and your concession that you cannot prove God's existence
>>216938445we came from a higher being who encompasses all that's material and spiritual
I wonder what incels think of their sisters and mums
>>216938869IP grabber
should be reading the bible instead of this
>>216938836they are. mad to think i will probably lose my virginity because my dad wants me to get married not because i chose to. oh well
she's turned the weans against us
>>216938867had a maccas breakfast, it was lush
>>216938925love mumberg me
uh...?
>>216938953UM x
>>216938915diego's dead mate you have to let him go
WooooOOOOOooooo WOOOooooo
/Britfeel/ mongs still trying to force their shitty um meme
>>216938925I'm so starved of female affection I once caught myself staring at my own mums arse when she bent over
>>216938921Prove it>>216938967Just pointing out that religious people have never proven their claims
Wish I had accused more people of being a nonce as a child, it's like a legit superpower to ruin the lives of mongs
>>216938266bet she has a lovely tuppence
>>216938998shut it nonce
>216938982you are a shitty meme yourself
new gimmick: make boring posts all day long
>>216938974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wdqmleBW8i love this game iam from india
>>216939017hey you can't steal my gimmick that's mine
the singular make boring posts all day long gimmick poster
>>216938998I remember a teacher who was new at my school got sacked because people kept claiming he was a nonce but there was absolutely no proof
*does the Cheeky Girls dance*
why do normie bitches love k-dramas these days
>>216939057a similar thing happened to me at my old job except there was proof
today's read
>>216939057Had the same except it came out that he actually was a nonce
pedomegler is typing...
mad how insanely unlikeable and autistic most of you are
Any virginous freakish nerds in? I need help with my phone
>>216939090Is it really?
>>216939090t. incel
>>216939090ktim its why i opt to for anonymous internet conversations as opposed to real life ones
>>216939090I'm actually very popular amongst my colleagues at work
Didn't realise it when I was younger but the Teagle quest in Xillia is a direct reference to the story beat in Abyss in which Luke fucks with that Teagle
get it down you zulu warrior get it down you zulu chief
>>216938925used to wank with my sisters underwear and tights painted my nails a few times and sprayed her perfume to imagine it was a girl stroking me off toojust a phase though, now the only incest i’m into is the odd xev bellringer fap
hello saars
>>216939090It's not mad really, it's perfectly normalAutistic freaks like some of us need social connections too but we're too autistic and freakish to get it in the real world
>>216939108this place used to be funny and had some good lads in. dont know what happened but youre all unfunny spergs these days
My dad used to be in Cardiff city soul crew
My science teacher got called a nonce because he wore a bowtie instead of a tie to school
Why are there so many pedos in the UK?
>>216939169that is pretty noncey to be fair
>>216939175
>>216939090I have friends in real life so I can't be that unlikeable
>>216939164whole sites degraded, whole Internets degraded, whole worlds degraded.
>>216939175>south lanarkshiremousey moment
sir george floyd
>>216938224I went on her /hr/ thread and it's just full of freaks talking about how they want to suck cock for her or that they wish she had a cock herselfUtterly deranged board
get the posts posted
we've all just stopped posting now, have we?
get the cocks fostered
>>216939230scf
>>216939175zamn hard to blame them, imagine her chubby puffy ginger cunny
>>216939271dogshit zingers are being saved for the new that spaki will no doubt post as soon as we reach 310
>>216939090im only pretending
lets have a good thread this time ok?>>216935186>>216935186>>216935186
>>216939175timmy ahhh moment
some of you dont even type like a human anymore, your brain has disintegrated
>>216939300would actually kill you if you did this in front of me
just found out there's a board called /hr/
>>216939294what on earth did that man do to you
>>216939300You're here literally all day posting the old
>>216937599>>216937599>>216937599>>216937599NEW
>>216939310You type like a foreigner so you don't either to be fair (type like a human that is)
>>216939316FONC
easily misled, mehad the heating from 9 in the morning and feeling cosy now. looking outside and it's bright and beautiful. I initially think I can go on a nice walk in the sun.....but then I remember. it is 1c outside and I don't have a coatanyway thanks for reading my thoughts
>>216939300think you've linked the old thread my mistake matey
remember when he was called lisicki
lazy cunts
where is it
putting mini pepperamis up my nasal passages and sneezing them in a black child's face
>>216939358there was a brief interregnum between lisicki and 190 when he called himself "tall and good looking"
you cunts don't deserve a new. fuck off
>>216939377
nothing wrong with this one still got 100 pictures we can post in here
>>216939274>>216939274>>216939274>>216939274the new
>>216939377poo larfing
>>216939389tired of you niggers
>>216939405>>216939405>>216939405der neue
>>216939379>>216939379>>216939379>>216939379real nu
>>216938603All of these apply to me and I am a hideous monstrosity
>>216939378remember when he larped as a black man
https://youtu.be/Fecoy20kImYHappy Christmas from seasidemark!
>>216937471Yeah, but what for?
>>216939090Blah blah stones blah blah blah glass houses
