good morning sirs

Do you feel blame? Are you mad?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tt9V6ZgxDU
message from me to my haters

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Me on the right

Blowing my trombone (farting)

Does anyone else pee out the window

Momberg is sending me Looney Toons gifs again

I can still get a couple hours of sleep

>>216937753
are these girls or boys

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ever since I started balding i haven't left my house. my dad caused me the stress that made me bald, and told me "get over it" and wonders why I dont talk to him anymore

>>216938133
>Toons
It's Tunes you freaking chud

>>216938500
What was your father supposed to say?

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>>216938495

>>216938535
He wasn't supposed to say anything. He was supposed to listen. And that's what no one ever did.

Woke up 4 times from 4 bad dream in a row, what causes this

>>216938940
Not getting tucked in tight enough

Yesterday I scared the hoes with my encyclopedic knowledge of the Columbine massacre

grok said my luck is a 9.3/10 today
gonna hit the casino

just punched my cock into oblivion

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>>216939404

The thought of hitting my testicles with a hammer turns me on

right hooked my son for disrespecting me

Swimming in your women like the breast stroke

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>try to download video off twitter
>the website i had bookmarked has been taken down by DMCA request of twitter
>google another twitter video downloader and get my femboy tummy video anyway
>go to make it a webm and my webm maker is crashing on launch

>>216939703
Didn't ask faggot

Procreation is morally wrong.

you die and thats it man, you're gone forever, there's nothing after, not like being alive is that great either lets be real so maybe it isn't such a bad thing

>>216939805
Didn't ask of you had, brown.

they held me down and groyped me

Should I have the last slice of cheese cake

>>216939919
have cheese, skip the cake

>>216939939
I don't like cheese on its own

my 6.5 lbs of dates and 2 lbs of nuts arrived today
snackies are sorted for a while

>>216939991
you have left me quite discheesed

>>216939996
I got 4 pounds of nuts for you

>>216940047
I have a penis to sodomize you with

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>>216939996
what about your covfefe situation?

>>216940077
I have a butter knife to give you a neovagina

>>216940081
I have a big bag of kirkland french roast beans that I grind at home and brew in a french press

>>216940152
why did you have to make it weird

>>216937564

hi

>>216940155
>>216939594

I am once again pushing for the BE flag poster to be banned. he has been posting on his UK flag, shitting up the thread as well. he lasted LESS THAN 30 MINUTES before shitting up the thread on the avatar flag. he should be banned

if I start posting 1:1 or even 1:2 if behind with his posts, I would be queuing the posts here to link them in cum. all these posts linked would be low quality and should be banned

I wanted to learn how to play the banjo but I lost interest when I found out it was probably invented by black people

>>216939996
I like cashews and dates together. If you blend them up it's like cookies you don't have to bake
>>216938500
If it's the receding hairline kind of bald that's probably not stress related. IIRC stress balding is telogen effluvium, where a patch of it falls out and doesn't grow back normally for a little bit

hi,

>>216940190
another post from his on his BE avatar flag

>>216940195
>>216940223

this is him again. I am once again asking that the BE flag poster is rangebanned in /brit/

>>216940247
>I like cashews and dates together. If you blend them up it's like cookies you don't have to bake
Nut stuffed dates is a lindy combination
https://www.tastinghistory.com/recipes/romandates

I am once again asking for this (white persons) avatar flag (BE flag) be rangebanned from /brit/
>>216940277
>>216940311

>>216940312
I like discovering traditional/historic recipes like this. I make sourdough regularly and should try these dates

Speaking of which the first ferment should be done soon. By this afternoon I'll have two more loaves, meaning four in the freezer

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Imagine how many cuties out there can't live their lives because of their christcuck parents.......

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>>216940162
alright alright, you've got some moves. i'll give you that.

is adventure time worth watching as a sober, grown ass man if I like whimsy fantasy stuff or is it just for kids and cannabinoid-americans

the BE flag poster is saying that he will shit up the thread (probably within the next 30 minutes) or is asking his discord friends to raid the thread with this post:
>>216940590

I believe the post linked breaks the rules of the website and your job is to remove rule-breakers that diminish the quality of the thread

BEflag started at 13:56
it was 14:21 when he started talking about black dicks in ebonics

and this is the BE flag on his UK IP:
>>216940612

he should be banned on both IPs, I think. why because the quality of the thread suffered and he went 30 minutes between starting his (normal?) posts and going full bix nood

>>216940619
>>216940690
why do you come to /cum/ to make this kind of posts?

I just learned about "rockabilly" style and I've realized that all the white trash millenials I know have it to some degree
I don't think they're even aware of this subculture explicitly. They've just adopted the aesthetic naturally

>>216940690
terminal meltdown

>>216940489
Gas all tr00ns

>>216940575
I mean it is on cartoon network..but its an upper tier cartoon. I can't fucking stand Rebecca Sugar though.

>>216940750
he is mentally ill

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>>216940965
90s and early 2000s Cartoon Network was the shit. Sad to see how far they have fallen.

I remind /cum/ that the BE flag ebonicspeaker in /brit/ is a white man in real life while you read his bix nood and posts about nogs fucking "Katy"

>>216940575
Kids shows like that are overrated, if you watch it as an adult you'll probably be disappointed

hello

>>216941167
how's it going?

>>216941044
Fuck my ass

>>216941167
Salut

>>216941204
just okay

>>216941213
doing good?

I have awaken from my deep slumber

mods,

>>216941376

Where's the anon who was pretending to be a germanic brazilian but he was a chicano in reality?

Nobody has ever accused me of being Latinx despite my mother being born and and raised in Mexico

>>216941415
Went into hiding after he doxxed himself

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big if true...

>>216941489
big if poo

reminder that the BE flag needs to be rangebanned from /brit/ and the ban reason should be: nigger nigger nigger nigger
but nowadays you are too whack to do it

drinking covfefe

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Getting a haircut today

>>216941287
Feelin' fine

>>216941917
Speaks volumes about our society that her aesthetic went from niggermaxxing to aryanmaxxing. Volumes!

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me in few months

>>216941996
She needs to eat a sandwich or ten

women are so fucking grim, why do they got to be like that, why is the world the way it is

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Took a shower. I think I'll take a nap now.

>>216940575
Watch Regular Show instead

>>216940575
its cool, i've watched some it, never finished

>>216941996
She had to fit in with other actresses

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I fucking love women so much

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>>216940575
>>216942098
>watching shows for children

take him to the barn boys

i think i'll stop being a racist soon

Some of you are real rascals I hope you know that

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I want to like seafood but excepting fish, I am repulsed by stuff like shrimp, oysters and lobster. I wish I liked them, especially shrimp, but I don't. And every time I try to eat them I gag and throw it up

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>>216942560

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I'm happier when I'm asleep.

>>216937564
>mass apply for work
>results: rejections and spam
Been at it on and off since the february of this year.

What would you do in this situation?

>>216942612
gv is walmart thoeverbait

>>216942637
i was in your position for nearly 2 years

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>216942612
>>216942612
people unironically check labels in stores for stuff like this now, basically anything product of china or india doesn't go in my cart

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Is shrimp even healthy? It's a bottom feeder, what nutrients can it possibly offer? They eat the excrement of other animals and whatever falls down to them

My nose fell off because I did so much cocaine

Go ahead, get upset and argue about the health benefits of shrimp

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>>216942672
It's true, I was in the freezer section looking at frozen potstickers because I love those, and I saw it said made in China and I thought about all those sewer oil videos I saw and put them back

>>216942730
no

I’ve got a loose caboose

>>216942685
Build a shrimp farm, sell them to restaurants, become wealthy

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I don't care about scrimps

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im allergic to shellfish

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>>216942825
>

Sesame Street, but the whole plot is HENTAI and its written by 4channers and adult swim comedians

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>>216942754
The ones they export are the good ones because North America or Europe have food standards. The was a scandal in China about some companies selling rejects on the local market.
The trend is shifting because they've figured out it's easier to open up a dumpling factory in Italy and make them with local ingredients then sell it in the EU instead of importing frozen stuff by boat. Same for the US.

>>216942672
>>216942754
The amount of frozen food from China is ridiculous nowadays, like half the cheap stuff I swear.

Good thing I don't eat seafood, but the ocean isn't far

i am addicted to porn

I'm moving to China

>>216942980
Which city?

>>216942980
I would too but I'm a lazy European and they'll surely overwork my ass. I can't do no 996.

>>216942993
the one where I was born in

China City... Home...

>>216942971
same. cumming feels so good i love cumming

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really need to end my existence

the sushi I had in japan was indistinguishable from what I can get in missouri

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>>216943024
Oh shit waddup 王哥, 你的普通话水平如何?I love asian women bro, docile and tight

>>216943170
You finally understand

>>216943154
nah just make the most of it, eventually cancer will come for you or some indian in a big rig will run you over anyways.

Buttery honey garlic shrimp

>>216943047
it takes tenacity to make it in china city

>>216942665
Why? Why would you want that? What of she actually did? Would you fight or flee?

the poor and downwardly mobile middle-class should not procreate

>>216943312
In every country on Earth, the poorest people breed the most. The only exception is some weird minority ethno-religious groups here & there. Modern society selects for retard breeding.

>>216943262
> Would you fight or flee?
neither, what are you retarded?

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

>>216943383
Going up the country, where the water tastes like wine?

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>>216943383

>>216943370
No, thats you. hahaaah!

Went to the gym today and got raped in the shower, apparently you have to be "jumped in" to work out with the 5:00 am crew

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god made a mistake by creating love

Jimmy Neutron, but the plot is just the same as the Da Vinci code movie

>humans have been eating fruit for millenia
>modern nutritionists say the fructose found in fruit is bad for your liver compared to other sugars and change dietary recommendations to reflect this
>new studies show that fructose's supposed negative effect on the liver is reversed by choline
>choline is found in foods also eaten by humans for millenia (eggs, meat, legumes)
And once again scientists have jerked everyone around and given unsound advice before reversing course. You are almost always better off keeping a holistic approach to nutrition

Bubba = bibi.

Just inhaled 500g of beef and 250g of rice

>>216943666
I eat hamburger helper for every meal

>>216943666
I just eat what I think is tasty

>>216943347
normally nature would take care of their overpopulation but since western Gods have gifted thirdies the miracles of modern medicine, sanitation, etc. they're able to breed and populate at an insane rate in spite of natural control measures.

same is true in the west at this point, the poorest people tend to have 3-5 kids and can't afford them so they leech off people with no kids or 1-2 kids.

>>216943737
>>216943761
both of these attitudes are unironically better than what mainstream dietitions recommend

Im supposed to believe the word of a man who can't even spell "dieticians" properly

>>216943383
PotUS first album was absolutely killer
I loved Naked and Famous