Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

vpn off joao

>>216943657
I WANNA
I WANNA
I WANNA BE ADORED

>Moment bus driver, 31, shoves pensioner onto pavement as 77-year-old breaks shoulder following onboard row

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15309787/bus-driver-shoves-pensioner-pavement-breaks-shoulder.html

>>216943680
even dragonball?

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now i wanna, be a dog,
now i wanna, be a dog

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>>216943680

>>216943680
truke

>>216943680
oh fuck of Jimmy Saville

>>216943711
love this fella. far better than that mr smelly nonce

screaming, howling, thrashing about on the floor and gnashing my teeth at the absurdly pathetic state of my life

ALICE
DON'T GIVE IT AWAY

gfberg has blonde hair and blue eyes and i have dark hair and dark eyes so i think i should probably dump her, lest i risk polluting her master race genes

my foot is almost exactly a foot-long

>>216943691
it's cuz the last thread had a flamengo shirt so, I thought I'd make a thread dedicated to a real team

jack's going to win i'm a celeb ain't he?

>>216943711
is this fella a bastard-born from the reach? haha

where’s gorpheus?

>>216943748
why not take it a step further?

Cheeky wee Friday off innit lads?
You know what that means...

>>216943758
that mean you wear size 12s?

>>216943817
speedwank?

>>216943817
chippy tea?

>>216943748
Give me your address and I'll post you some of my spaff to use lad.
Sorted

>no singles policy for bars
>no singles policy for cinemas
IT'S OVER

>>216943823
size 12 is not 12" long

>>216943817
grindr?

where do i go to get middle aged fanny?

world of warcraft

wonder which one of us here has the biggest knob

>>216943823
12 or 13 depending on the brand

>>216943856
aye it is

>>216943866
dangerous game you're playing

>>216943868
Guild Wars 2 is where it's at these days gramps

>>216943856
think you'll find it is mate

>>216943893
clearly not or else I'd be playing it

>>216943882
don't think so

don’t agree with the notion that the SAS are the best in the fackin world

the yanks probably have some secret top tier CIA green beret squad that don’t exist on any formal documents

I am a Sensitive Young Man in a cold and uncaring world.

>>216943908
in UK sizing it is, at least approximately

>>216943920
Delta is literally just the SAS but, with more money. SAS probably have more experience though Beit and more money than everyone else

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>>216943759
so you're just a seething and envious vpnfaggot i see. typical of vasco fans

>>216943887
how so?

had a couple of poached eggs and toast

>>216943831
Wanking later yes, possibly a drunk wank though so will be challenging depending on how much I imbibe.
>>216943833
Steak, baked tattie and green beans tonight lad

>>216943953
uk sizing is approx 1 lower than yank sizing, so size 10 uk is size 11 us

>>216943955
> Delta is literally just the SAS but, with more money
>SAS have more money

Are you fucking stoned?

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>>216943900
>>216943953
wrong

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rorke on a mad one

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>>216943964
Vasco da gama just sounds cooler. I don't actually watch Macaca ball

>>216943996
A UK size 12 typically fits a foot around 11.6 to 11.8 inches

>>216943947
well you better toughen up then sunshine

sitr fry for tea x

just heard a lil niglet drop a jfk assassination bar what the fuck

>>216944013
and how many inches are in a foot

>>216943990
"than everyone else" please finish reading a post before replying next time kiddo :)

>>216943863
Erm... nh...

>>216943990
sas have more money than everyone who isn't delta and yes I am stoned but, you should brush up on your primary school comprehension

Mani's dead lads

>>216943989
yes i'm aware, in australia we can't seem to decide whether we use US or UK sizing, it's really annoying because i've had a couple of occasions where i've ordered shoes online but had to send them back because they were a size too small because they sent me US size even though the website said they were going by UK size

got chaturbate on

>>216944002
scream

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the belgian is still here btw

>>216944041
f

>>216943996
so it's not 12 inches but it's 11 inches and 11 16ths of an inch
yeah
so 12 inches

>>216943990
Christ, you are retarded

im still here and will be posting a link for reporting him

>>216944002
do "people" actually believe that fanfic garbage of nigel farage
and i genuinely hate him because he's a clown

>>216944023
just the one

>>216944044
imc we can't decide whether to use standard units or metric. I know the pain

>>216944068
yes it's not almost exactly 12 inches
thank you for your concession

it's all about the he said she said bullshit

feels like a fried egg

Botafogo and Fluminense next?

>Maradona
>Me
>Pele
That simple

>>216944119
I think you better quit it, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip

>>216944104
so when people ask how tall you are you tell them 5ft 5inches and 13 15ths of an inch?
(you don't, you're wrong, and you're embarrassing yourself)

has trump sued the beeb yet?

>>216944181
yeah that's why there was no news on this morning

>>216944158
i use centimetres
checkmate

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>>216944133
Botofogo because kaka scored his first professional goal against them

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>>216944119
>>216944148

I will destroy ISIS

>>216944094
never heard any brits apologise for measuring distance in miles and weight in stone despite pretending to be a metric nation

>>216944136
This is ranked in terms of cocaine usage btw not, football ability

>>216944211
LOL

>>216944211
the raped

>>216944206
>he doesn't give his height in millimetres
what's it like living in an imperfect world

>>216944136
me when i'm asked who who would participate in my dream threesome or something

>>216944226
it's more about random replacement parts being either inches or mm and not being interchangeable

>>216944244
height isn't measured that precisely

thinking about when i realised my childhood bully was just upset that he was a mong and i gained all social control for year 6.

Only girl that's matched with me on hinge is a fat German
Tempted to ask her out anyway
What do my incel friends on /brit/ think?

>>216944266
mine is

>>216944262
yeah we have a bit of that too actually

>>216944211
The lgbtqa+ community on a normal one

>>216944280
prefer not to say

Work for the DWP (not directly, contracted). It would shock you how much money is directed towards bailing out retards. Woman has all her rent paid, is on enhanced bennies for all sorts of things (PIP, DLA etc etc). Has more disposable income at the end of the month than someone on 45k salary. Still manages to get constantly into debt, takes lump sums out of the bank constantly, like thousands of quid a go. Now wants to be bailed out of her debt, but because she just takes money out nobody knows where's she's spending it.

Oh and get this, she gets all her food from the food bank. And there's thousands of people like this. You know how you have a small group of people calling out ambulances constantly and basically diverting a massive amount of NHS time to a small group? The same applies to these relatively small groups of people that get so much from the state and also take up resources when they constantly get themselves into debt or trouble. This is why your taxes are so high. Don't get me started on one in twenty kids being a SEND sperg... But anyway, Reeves still wants to put up your taxes so that it's you paying to support thousands of useless eaters, and it's not getting better anytime soon. If you can get the fuck out of the UK you definitely should.

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>who who

>>216944256
see >>216944233

this months viewing so far
prisoners (2013) - 7/10
the hunt (2012) - 8/10
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2002) - 9/10
the insider (1999) - 7/10
nobody (2021) - 1/10
mystic river (2003) - 8/10
the master (2012) - 8/10
noroi (2005) - 6/10
the devil's advocate (1997) - 5/10

>>216944211
Looks like a bumder TBF
Honest mistake

>>216944280
get that kraut hole pumped

>>216944271
You got bullied by a mong lol

>>216944293
>LGTVHD+ community
FTFY

Never admitted it to anyone irl but I've been sexually assaulted on a dozen occasions by men and women and I am a man.

>>216944304
nah you're alright

>>216944312
what didn't you like about nobody (2021)? i thought it was great and i usually don't care much for action films

>>216944280
I prefer not to speak, If I speak I am in big trouble

>>216944280
How fat and what's her and your age?
My ex was fat so maybe I have some insight

>>216944296
when i didn't pay £18 to the student loan company the first thing they did on the phone after confirming my identity was ask stuff like
>is your rent paid
>are all your bills paid
>are you struggling
>do you need help
they phoned to ask me for money but it felt like at any minute they were going to offer more

I was felt up on the cock and arse area numerous times before 2020

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>>216944314

>>216944325
why

brits are naturally funny to germans

>>216944370
Grim grim grim grim grim GRIM

>>216944325
Are you fun size by any chance?

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It's all kicking off in Israel

https://files.catbox.moe/kzhad2.mp4

>>216944385
Three different reasons apply to most instances
>domination
>lust
>weird banter

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>>216944370

>>216944360
I mean, that's what debt advice and even debt forgiveness should be about. I have no issue with that. What I have an issue with is literal retards who really should not be in control of their own money being given shovel loads of it by the government and allowed to get themselves in debt constantly anyway, and then bailing them out.

>>216944444
um

got that autism rizz

>>216944356
Pretty bloody fat
Me 29 her 26

>>216944403
I'm 182.5cm and was around 200lb when I was assaulted, happened years ago now.

Russian escort read my last message 4 days ago, still no response. Heartless cunt.

>>216944344
was like a shitty direct to streaming john wick clone. ugly, cliche, tasteless etc

>>216944454
33 years ago was it?

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Balding so fucking bad lads its over Im SPENT

>>216944450
26 stone? 'king heeeeell

can y'all run a vibe check for me

>>216944482
Finasteride NOW

>>216944482
Hi Shaun

>>216944211
the raped

>>216944405
lmao what is going on here

>>216944445
yeah remember there was an african restaurant in glasgow that shut down and they tried to blame the government for not getting enough support
despite getting loan forgiveness
extra money
business plans and advisers to help them
those same people wasting all the money probably hate the system and think it's doing nothing for them

>>216944482
might be the trim covering it but mine is way worse and you have the skull shape for being bald anyway
so fuck off assuming this is you and not some gimmick

>>216944469
First instance 22 years ago. Last instance 11 years ago.

Fartsdumper

>>216944296
>It would shock you how much money is directed towards bailing out retards
It really wouldn't

>african restaurant in glasgow
imagine how grim that food was

>>216944450
Hmm might be worth it as long as her belly doesn't overhang her fanny, and if her face is okay, and if you both get along or have similar interests.
Like how fat are we talking? If she is as fat as plapjaks bitch I'd say hit it and quit it.

>>216944506
I cant Im already low T
>>216944507
Not him my name starts with C
>>216944539
Im sorry, balding is so fucked up. I need surgery. I am too boyish to be bald

>>216944462
it has thematic similarities to john wick, particularly in regards to the russian mafia, but the guy who directed it is a russian guy who has been making this kind of stuff since well before john wick came out. i appreciate it for its simplicity and not trying to be anything more than mindless action, which it pulled off competently without being hyper stylised like john wick

The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)
Wind River (2017)
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
Blue Ruin (2013)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
heat 1995
Collateral (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Enemy of the State (1998)
A History of Violence (2005)
The Prestige (2006)
The Game (1997)
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
Arlington Road (1999)
Army of shadows (1969)
maimi vice
sorcerer
boogie nights
The Long Goodbye (1973)

the list of prospective watches any recs lads

>>216944454
My height and fat, damn nigga you must be putting out proper zesty vibes

sir stephen bunting

Tattoos are fundamentally low IQ behaviour and a warning sign. Especially on women.

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the fate of any rorke who dares to step outside his smeggy bedroom

>>216944572
wtf do you know maple syrup ass nigga

>>216944596
get Collateral watched, you'll walk around for a week thinking you're Tom Cruise

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>>216944596
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>216944624
I like how they say 61k a year as if that's a lot of money

>>216944596
>heat 1995
>Collateral (2004)
>The Departed (2006)
>The Prestige (2006)
>The Game (1997)
>maimi vice
>boogie nights
>The Long Goodbye (1973)
Kinos

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>>216944611
Get her shagged

>>216944593
dont mind mindless action my favourite movie is unironlcally blade 1 just thought that was doodoo

>>216944596
long goodbye is amazing

>>216944581
>Like how fat are we talking?
It's honestly hard to tell as all her pics seem to be taken in such a way to cover up her fatness, which isn't a good sign
I think I'm gonna give it a miss

>listen to women in my life complain about getting catcalled and how men could never understand what its like
>got molested at 6 by an older girl
>got a finger shoved up my arse in the changing rooms at school
>cock and bollocks grabbed and slapped constantly at school
>first kiss was nonconsensual
Yeah love that's awful, sorry you've got to live like that.

>>216944632
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Watch%20Hell%20Drivers Mentally ill prick

>>216944625
not much really

>>216944527
All very common. Meanwhile you have actual productive businesses going bust and getting no help.
>>216944566
What is said in the media is the tip of the iceberg, trust me I deal with this shit every day.

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>>216944596
sorcerer

>>216944456
sometimes they are like wild dogs. the more you chase them the farther away they go. the best move in this situation is to completely ignore her. trust me i’m actually an expert in this unrequited love ting

>Tattoo prevalence is generally higher among younger generations. For example, in the US, 36% of people between 18 and 29 have a tattoo, while in the UK, 34% of those aged 25-34 have one.
Grimberg

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>>216944572
i'm sure it's great

>>216944659
You a gay nigga?

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We now go to Rorke for his live reaction to this map

>>216944603
It's because I am boyish looking, I've always attracted gay men. Though sexual assault was used at school to humiliate other boys and I was very meek until puberty kicked in properly.

WHO SAID SUGAR GAY?

movies to add to the list lads not ones already on it, im going to watch all of those ones anyway

I am fucking stupid

>>216944636
I think they mean school fees. £61k per pupil, per year, is a fuckload of money.

>>216944596
lord of war (2005)
may (2002)

>>216944636
alot of money for a teacher

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>>216944659

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>>216944405
blimey
They also recently caught an ethnic druze gang smuggling guns from Syria to Israel, Jews are pissed off lol

>>216944719
Mr Poppers Penguins

>>216944719
oh in that case have you seen ลุงบุญมีระลึกชาติ

>>216944719
you've got enough trust me

>>216944699
No mate I'm not, don't mind homosexuals but I'm wary around them

>>216944654
Yeah that's not good. If you had similar interests and face was alright I'd say at least meet her and see if you click.
This is your only match after how long?
I'll be trying the appS for the first time next year

>>216944719
Mulholland Drive

>>216944740
scared to search up that ancient incantation

>>216944747
Oooo errr backs against the wall lads aha

>>216944754
fittie on the left

>>216944754
Rorke frothing at the mouth after seeing this

>>216944754
Left would get it

>>216944719
Pretty Baby (1978)

claire saffitz sweaty mating press and imprgnation

>>216944754
his name sounds like a slur

>>216944754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0Y3LUqr1Q

fingering my anal hole

>>216944719
Sweet November 1968

>>216944783
Got the priti smirk

>>216944786
>it caused significant public outcry and media controversy due to its depiction of child sexual exploitation, as well as the nude and semi-nude scenes featuring Shields, who was 11 years old at the time of filming, and whose character was a child being exploited for prostitution.
you yanks have to be destroyed

>>216944783
>>216944771
nah she's skinny fat

Praying to Royal Mail that my eight ball has arrived. On my knees pleading with the Lord above, I need the powder, the nostrils hunger.

>>216944788
yeah like nick carr

>>216944810
um

>>216944786
gingernonce

just kicked bishop brennan up the arse

Bossman’s on the way with a hot steaming ‘kizza

Free cookie dough as well - Black Friday deal he’s running. Legend.

>>216944810
why are they like this

>>216944860
you should be strung up in the street

my fucking schizo stalker is calling me at 3:30 in the morning, if he had even the remotest hope i'd answer you'd think he'd at least have the sense to try calling me at a reasonable hour

lf you see a straight white male in a high profile job he deserves extra praise for succeeding when the whole world is against him

>>216944892
lmao whats he like to call you about

>>216944860
Shitty paki hands all over your pizza then delivered by another paki

watching this classic again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUiPs1PxKo

>>216944892
Schizo stalkers are well known for their rational attitudes

>>216944886
For liking peng scran?

>>216944695
I don't even love her any more. I want her to get an STI now.

I deserved it all for being a weak man. I essentially did it all to myself.

>>216944919
Nah I think they’re Kurds or Turks who own this particular ‘kizzeria, they’ve got a 5 star hygiene rating they’re sound. Been ordering there for years and they’ve never got me sick, they kept me fed through covid

>>216944916
usually he just likes to get drunk and ring me and spout schizo diatribe at me, one time i answered because i was high on opioids and i ended up indulging him on the phone for literally 5 hours, i was basically asleep the whole time, but he never shut up. now i've long since blocked his number but i still get messages from my phone service telling me i've missed a call from him so i know when he's called me, i'd have thought he'd have given up by now

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sir evergreen tree

giving my nan backshots

>>216944973
woke

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>>216944702
you swapped the colours, you can't pull the wool over my eyes mate

>>216944997
diddyblud ass image

>>216944973
makes you want to slaughter someone

>>216944981
right well you can't post that

>>216944970
sitcom type situation

I remember when I thought “boning” someone meant to punch them (because you’re hitting bone against bone I guess) and me and my mates were messing around in school in year 8 and bantering and one of them said something cheeky to me and I said “you want me to bone you?” and they all burst out laughing. Never been more embarrassed ever because I thought I sounded so cool saying it. Cheeks went BRIGHT fucking red and they ripped the piss out of me for it all the way until sixth form.

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For me? It's 4

the purpose of WW2 was basically making the world safe for bolshevism, capitalism, pan-slavism, and jewry

check my bad self

I should live in Wapping because I love fapping!

>>216945058
What the fuck is 3
How is that appropriate for class

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yeah youre all fucking hilarious

>>216945073
where's wapping

call of duty: rorke ops 7

>>216945048
source?

>>216945085
In London

>>216945083
Hate letterboxd cunts so much

catbergs l like online
>sad cat
>flip cat
>those persians with the weird front paws
>baby corn

making a PB&J sandwich except with apple sauce and dijon instead of peanut butter and jelly
have no idea how this is going to go, but those are the only spreads i have available to me and i'm hungry

well folks, I have the sudden urge to murder my parents again

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>>216945124
https://pngimg.com/image/69266

>>216945149
ive seen the flip cat
he does flips
very cool!

>>216945177
you betta not murder your pants you sanama bitch

>>216945177
Tell us what happened lad

>>216945126
alright billionaire

Various femalerrlationbergs are gathered
Got the christmas coins on and the wine flowing

mmm danone

wonder how often females masturbate

not sure what to do tonight
any ideas?

always had an aversion to seeing women eat. it is a sobering reminder that they have digestive systems and therefore must produce poo. it gives me the ick.

Rorke, 28, when his mum refuses to cook him chicken dippers and mccain chips for tea: >>216945177

just subconsciously started salivating

>female coworker berated me in the group chat

omdzzz
sick of being a wagefreak absolute runt life this is day in day out just shite

im back from worl how's it foing

>>216945282
could be worse you could be paying her for that service

just realised i bought womens gloves lmao

>>216945255
install neovim

Woke up in a panic this morning because it was 9am and my alarm hadn't gone off for work and then I realised I haven't had a job for 4 years

>>216945282
stop being a pathetic easy target then

>>216945255
get the cream sauce

>>216945282
Genuinely hate women
They can get away with literally anything and men can't do anything to retaliate

>>216945320
comfy

>>216945255
drugs

>>216945196
Just the bitterness for all the bullshit they put me through, it manifests every week or so. Feels like they tried their best to hold me back

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>>216945282
oh, i have a few ideas

>>216945297
wear them while wanking so it feels like a woman is doing it

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hmmm

>>216945297
um x

loli feet ToT

>>216945349
and what are you doing to improve your own life?

>>216945349
oh brother get a grip

>>216945255
Get Falcon BMS

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>>216945357
avoided if we took great measures earlier on

wish zoomers would stop claiming credit for the memes of late millennials such as moi

>>216945357
lockdowns could have been avoided if they did lockdowns earlier, yeah?

>>216945282
What for?

had a banana. had two

>>216945337
if it makes you feel better, her boyfriend is probably fucking her mercilessly

>>216945324
don't really have a good answer for this
like to think I can stand up for myself but clearly she thinks I'm so lowly she can just have a rant in the group chat
got another 6 months of working in this shit company and pretending she doesn't exist

>>216945386
shut the fuck up you pathetic piece of shit

>>216945357
too little too late

>>216945403
she has a husband and I've heard the other women gossip that she's cheating on him
don't know anything about it don't really care

>>216945366
gonna do a maths A level so I can get into stem

shoving chopped onions under my foreskin

feel like i've strained my neck but for the life of me i can't tell on what

got to tell hmrc i won't be using a vehicle for private use, i assume they shall be escorting me safely past the shops on the way home lest i dare pull over at one

we didn’t do shite during covid and it went alright, then the vax came and everyone went bonkers

>>216945357
>telegraph
yeah nah

>>216945405
what did she say about you? fairly brazen to have a go about you in a chat that you're in

drink so much more now since I moved out

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>>216945427

>>216945459
>>>/pol/

>>216945459
actually you did do a lot and your covid death rates were much higher than your neighbours anyway

>>216945485
>>>/ic/
mad that you can do this

>>216945485
and the most vaccinated reply goes to...

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can't be marrying no girl called Jade

got my willy pants on

>>216945507
>>216945507

new

>>216945420
*zips up my lips and pulls off the zipper and throws it on the floor*

no more 5 minute timer to make new threads

>>216945549>>216945549>>216945549>>216945549
you Canadian twat

why so rude i just got here

>>216944973
Can't offend the pakis and pajeets, innit.