>tap the screen of your magic pocket device>30 minutes later a little brown man shows up at your door with foodDo you love living in the 21st century?
Food delivery shouldn't be a thing. Lazy fuckers should have to put in effort for their food.Plus it doubles the price. How lazy are you that you would rather pay double to not go get it?
>>216948892yes.i'm about to order some, in fact.
>>216948942>doesn't abuse android emulators for free shitngmi
>>216948986what do you do?
>>216949125he probably fakes a new android device every time and uses a temporary phone number to reobtain discounts that apps usually give out to new users
What could go wrong in the long run
>>216951298Based
>>216948892What if he fingers your food or worse? Wouldn't put it past them judging from how the browns on here post
>>216948942this is on restaurants for not realizing the potential of delivery before apps had to be created, i've been saying since flip phones that everybody should have a delivery driver, it would have created a lot of jobs in the shitty ass dead end towns that most Americans grow up in but now they've all gone to first gen immigrants.
>>216951911its not economical, thats why its third party companies who do the delivery.
>>216952090the only reason it's economical for them is because they add on fees, a restaurant could afford to charge a smaller fee than the $4-6 bullshit the apps get away with because they don't have to manage 100 million drivers, only their own.
It's rare I order takeaway but it is actually cool if you think about it. We're all blunted to these things now, so nobody really appreciates it anymore. 25 years ago, the idea of typing into a desktop PC in the corner of your living room and a pizza coming 30 minutes later would've been really novelA lot anons yearn for the internet of the 2000's and pre-smartphone days but if they were actually teleported back then now, they'd just find a lot of shit inconvenient. No ordering goyslop from your room, no Google maps in your pocket, you can't just listen to any song whenever you want, etc.
>>216948942yeah once i realized this a few years ago i never ordered food again, it's so stupid and expensive
>>216952428i would do anything to go back to a time where my ability to make mixtapes is useful. t. 22 year old zoomer born in the wrong generation
>>216952428some places allowed you to order on their website in the 2000's, it wasn't that much slower than a phone. being able to watch video media in bed or on the couch is what you would really miss.
>>216948892digitalizing and privatizing entire aspects of life is based as fuckim surprised nobody has attempted uber but for prostitutes yet
>>216952660kek, I remember downloading porn videos in like 2009 and encoding them into .dpg so I could watch in bed on my Nintendo DS. Today's kids have it much easier in that regard. Of course, it's also frying their brains and making them trannies
>>216952685why do so many internet porn companies have their headquarters in your country?
>>216952761low taxes, especially for trashy shit like crypto and online casinos
>>216948892>>tap the screen of your magic pocket device>>30 minutes later a little brown man shows up at your door with foodi have m8s who live in the arse end of nowhere who still can't do this. they get very excited ordering takeaways round at mine.
>>216952761It’s next to Israel, stupid. Logic.
>>216948892One of my Ex's thought left was the shit. Idk why, he was never in any good movies. At least Aziz brings humour to the table.
>>216948942>Plus it doubles the price.not even close unless you tipyou don't tip, do you? lmao
>>216948892i wouldn't eat that food
>>216948892>>30 minutes later a little brown man shows up at your door with foodBut I didnt order Italian
>>216948892I don't eat anything I haven't cooked myself.
>>216948942FPBP>Ted.jpg
>>216955124right, forgot americans have to tip the company that runs the app, the driver, and the doorman if they have one. and if they don't do it, they become socially ostracized.
>>216948942>tftp
