still cozy you lazy mongs edition
first
fuck this city im moving to saskatchewan
>>216952868avatar at this point
We call it baccy around here
lovely snappydem stroking cronem waves
sir craigslist killer
back from my incelwalktalked to two black girls one was a lightskin who was a cutiethe other was coming like lukaku
Zoomers don't eat them or drink them so they will be sold off to foreigns
>>216952868cute mouse
>>216952901umm
willy wanked asian ladies
Most interesting video I've watched in years. Can't figure out why though.
fodentaisa
The sniffing plan of action>three lines and a can, post on brit, see how strong it is>thirty minutes later, snort a fat one, load up the porn>sniff fat ones every thirty minutes until I have blown my load>calm myself down with a couple cans, then load up the vidya>snort a medium every thirty minutes and sip on the cans and snack on small amounts of fruit and beef jerky>continue until the urge to goon returns>repeat until bag empty
>>216952938nice jugs
The rich have so much money but that's okay they worked hard for it
ziedbelg has his homosexual projections laid out in the plainest possible terms >>216952586 and the best he can stammer in response is 'n-no'then he gets right back to doing it againsad, really
>>216952900i've never been but i think it's very flat and just field after field of rape seed
listening to "the giver" by chappell roan knowing damn well i'm a taker
My lifestyle determines my deathstyle
doubt you're schizophrenic. you're just an annoying mong
THE ASHES1st Test•AUSHome•ENGAwayPlay begins at 2:20 AM GMT
the steam machines cost £1200 kek
>>216952955an interesting video
>>216952987okay
>>216952977if stokes wins the toss let's hope he bats first and doesn't bowl first like a cunt
>>216952960>change "I hate them" to "They hate me" No, I most certainly hate them. They love me and my country
>>216952868edit that comfy rabbit to be an apu or so help me god i will visit your country
>>216953007in that case, the left is projecting their hate onto everybody else
Lads, I have an amazing wife who gives me everything. But I really want to smash my co worker
imagine if we all shared a single double bed
>>216953029You’re a virgin no one believes your bullshit
mad how a single double bed isn't the same size as a double single bed
>>216953029Smashing
>>216952961That's no way to talk about your fellow canadians
>>216953027I'm talking about the browns mate. They dont hate us, they love us and our ways more than themselves and thats why they lash out
fat yellow slags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRiUwX9dDJc
>>216953007>>216953027oops I misread that, not sure what you're making reference tobut anyway, the left projects their hate onto everybody else
>>216953038my knob would be firmly lodged in some anus
>>216952938>>216952938Keep getting this girl appearing on my Instagram, she also popped up on hinge once too From what I can tell she just does pop history with her tits out and puts on an obviously fake posh accent? Oh yeah and Chuck's in a bit of smut for good measur
>>216952868Comfy gooncave.
ultrawide rapidclart heibous rapid bash leng ting cvp flow active
>>216953020poor thing really needs a proper fireplace
>>216953061I'd tonguepunch her fartbox
>>216953073Yeah she's not all that interesting really, apparently she causes rage by voting reform though
>think about cocaine>triggers bowel movementConstipated lads, just get hooked on blow srs. I've been sober a year and all bunged up, since deciding to dabble again I've been shitting every time I think about that sweet snow
Ariana Grande has COVID. I don't think i can be alone tonight...
nth for the holodem
>>216953029Everything???
>>216953029talk to her about it, perhaps she'll be happy for you do so
im doing a poo in my bed
>>216953042Your mum proves otherwise
>>216953116she'll be fine
>>216953090How close are you to cumming crodie x
>>216953090it's got to the point now where nobody knows what you mean. you need to go back to basics
>>216953090You like the black willies, don't you?
>>216953061Corrr rolls ting looks white
>>216953058ah rightI wouldn't be so sure they don't have a ton of genuine hatred, but yeah a lot of it may be more of a fox and grapes thing or a general insecuritylike complaining about 'white beauty standards' for example (ie 'we want to fuck white people because they are beautiful, why don't they want to fuck us back?')
>>216953102>apparently she causes rage by voting reform thoughGot the impression she's a big lefty from what I saw of her
>>216953122Not the ability to bang other women though
>>216952868Oh my gosh, that's nice.
nigga developed his own language to post about black cocks
>>216953135She is ana so... Maybe not
this post is extremely low quality
Who's got the keys to the yard?
>>216953159It's like if someone told you about patois through Chinese whispers
This is my fifa card if the game was about Sunday league
>>216953090you sure have a lot of violent repressed homosexual thoughtshave you considered that you might be happier if you could just accept them for what they are?
>>216953167please pray for her
diet starts NOW, if I last a week I'll treat myself
>>216953149Exactly. They love consumer brands created and popularised by white people, expensive alcohols refined by white people over centuries, high performance cars developed by white people. Everything they love is white in origin, and it drives them utterly mad.
Engulfing a delectable willy
>>216952868Lot of /brit/ threads in short time, it reminds me of better days for /ex-yu/ in 2013-2014
gf is excited to see wicked two
>>216953237Yeah? Notice how it says /brit/? Yeah, fuck off back to your dead general Pierre
>>216953237I wouldn't know I joined 4chan in 2016
night lads, fucking freezing, hope I die in my sleepx
random as fuck this lads but imagine if i just went to bed now ahayou're all just shitposting on here and im just fast asleep haha as if lol x
>>216953183fuckin lelit's the same with his 'brit-speak' toohe's so aggressively ESL (and stupid) that he can't even tell how bizarre he sounds>>216953224more of an inferiority complex than a matter of projection though if we're being specific
>>216953251Ktim, technically found it in 2007 when I was 10, but I didn't understand the UI and couldn't navigate beyond the front page lmao. Got into it a bit 2014, then was set to be a lifer by 2016
ma is mad at me cause i dont want to eat slop
>>216953138bizarre>>216953139you do know>>216953140bizarre>>216953197no
Aura.
>>216953247I am not French>>216953251I started visiting 4chan in 2010
>>216953312You'll eat what's put down to you, Rorke
>>216953313>nowell i think you would beno one can be comfortable while living a strong lie
>>216953056what do you mean i described a paradise
>>216953325why does the car have a shadow but he doesn't
>>216953325His hair looks good there. Would it be weird to go to the barber with this pic?
>NOT being gay in the be 20 2 5um, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
Not gonna be able to sleep tonight, anticipating that first line of concentrated pleasure, omfg
LOVED this book if it was native english it would be a classic
remember when hitler blew his own head smoove off lmao
>>216953029
Rorkeinho
posting some aliceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GaL1Bvf8bMhttps://youtu.be/64hauk-Tr_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-ioD9DhQqc
curlin the brown chain out in my bedmmhmm das rite
>>216953385>whats that cuckquean, your husband finds me attractive?
shit
>>216953385 if a normal girl asks any of these it's just to start an argument because she's bored
>>216953435awful post>>216953447Amazing post you do /brit/ proud
>>216953222Good luck
>>216953451how would a normal girl start and argument over chastity cages
>>216953481when he finally dies how will we know?
>>216953385Do womans like this actually exist?
>>216953486You can not post the fodenbunnies.
>>216953471it'd be brought up around the topic of policing womens bodies and starting more arguments about men
>>216953502I can post them
>>216952961Sounds like a promising prospect of a new government policy: just dump a million niggers into an ethnically homogenous European area
philosophical errors:dogmatismrationalismdeductivismuniversalismformalismidealism
If your women is deliberately starting arguments like that shes just testing it you'll slap her around a bitWhy yes I am a virgin
>>216953451honestly true for the most part, but some girls aren't actually normal even if they appear that way. shouldn't be difficult to tell the difference if she brings this stuff up
*hits the missus with a superman punch*
Feeling... fruity..
>>216953498yes ofc they do
>>216953498They're more common than cuckolds
women, am i right?haha
>>216953572nice lad are foden
>>216953588cant live with them cant live without them!
cronem hanging from a tree by the neck until deadnun he cud do x
there's a couple of cool yachts parked in gibraltar right now, two business guys and someone unknown
you can't just slap women for starting an argument anymore
>>216953604ffs just yodelled at this loud enough to get a caution of the local constabulary
>>216953029Seriously - how the fuck does a marriage in the modern world even work when you have to deal with non-stop temptation like this?
feel extremely sad and defeated
>>216953604squelching
>>216953617dont care...
>>216953573>>216953582Need to find myself one of those
13 month no ex gf of 4.5 year and it lush
>>216953572Manzester City
>>216953625because no man in history has ever been tempted to be unfaithfulweak-willed little creep
>>216953638will you water my flowers when i'm gone lad
>>216953617>>216953638um..
Reminded of how much the mums on mumsnet hate prossies. I thought they'd feel bad for them but they actually just despise them a lot no sympathy for them at all. Seems they've broken up many a marriage.
Another pointless day doing nothing in my shit life
>>216953677They hate fucking everything
i dont know anymoretheres a bame on the doorits just fucking tescoswhat's he standing there forthey're having all my cashim watching for the crashcan feel the pip dossers crawlingall on me like a rashwhat happened to this placeand what happened to our tastegot me wondering how we're running lastin the human race
diego day >-^
>>216953656>>216953667no im listening to slut pop and female vocals
>>216953700he's dead
imagine rorke going to spoons and trying to have a pint and relax like a normal 'bloke' haha
>>216953648good to see you've moved on lad
umamumsnet
wallace and gromit
>>216953723shut up DIICKHEAD you should be flattened into pulp
having a wank to my best (and only) mates ex gf from 7 years ago's fb
>>216953385really though would you want to raise a kid with someone like this
BAMEy come back
How many days would you miss when you were in secondary school? I would miss one or two days of school per week throughout the whole of secondary school and 6th form. I think I was the second worst truant in my class. It didn't do me any harm; I ended up going to a good uni and getting a first.
beating up rorkes pussy
>>216953677For some reason or another, women in general (well at least amongst British women) don’t like it when other women decide to sell themselves for sex, even if it’s carried out in the most discreet and non-offensive way possible.
>>216953776I got certificates for attendance, I went in sick with the flu for 3 days
genuinely believe I have an undiagnosed mental health issue
>>216953776never did any truancy i was too much of a neekcould have easily though i could have done GCSEs with my eyes closedended up a completely useless burnout waster though so what can you do
>>216953776I was a tuent in 6th form because I was pretty depressed. My life has been a downward spiral since then
Hope man bun lad is safe, missed his post in the last thread
>>216953754is it really that awful
>>216953810I probably missed six to eight days of school a month for for the whole six years lol. At primary school, I would also miss a lot of school. Maybe one day a week.I can't imagine going in every day even when you're ill. That must've been torture.
>>216953825>ended up a completely useless burnout waster though so what can you doktsim
>>216953835ktim;_;
>I was a tuentit shows
>>216953858owned that worm
>>216953642Let's form an alliance
>>216953825Ktim
>>216953776went to a tiny boarding school so almost never
Is the next newmaker about?The How it's Made guys have turned up, they want to get the camera ready
>>216953857
>>216953835My attendance at sixth form was less than 50% lmao, at one point they threatened to kick me out, but they were too soft to actually do it
>>216953776I missed literally hundreds over the time I spent there. I got kicked out of my first school and went to a behavioural school, everyone there being so mental in comparison to me just made it an acceptable baseline so I got far worse.
monkey chair
>>216953865>>216953858
Landlord got the zoomer builders over, might make them a cup of tea and sip a martini while I watch them poolside, they looking fit. It lush.
>>216953851I liked school socially back then and saw the certificates as a reward, but I'm a waster these days
>>216953912
>>216953912Goes hard
feeling.....sleeby.......
>>216953912I feel like I've seen on irl at a shop or someone's house years ago
>>216953947i think you have to pay extra for that option
>>216953954*fucks you into bed*
And yet in my early twenties, I got to know several people my age who told me that they stopped going to school entirely when they were 13 and 14. Like they just stayed at home watching tv all day. That made my two days off a week look tame in comparison.
>>216953631ktim
>>216953930is this from game show the chase
*watches from the corner of the pub, waiting for >>216953954 to slip off to dreamland*
>>216953976Ktwm but I eventually pulled my head after a suicide attempt and have lived a fulfilling life since
>>216953984We don't do rape jokes here mate
>>216953895If they don't kick you out in the first two weeks they never will it'll cost them more than it costs the student
>>216953887We’re gonna make it lad
I got kicked out within one month of college
>>216954006why is that? do they lose gibs from the government?
>>216954027tell us what happened lad
If I have kids and they don't want to go to school I won't make them
leftypol winsrorke losesit is the enternal fate
>>216953976where do cunts like this find work?
>>216954047their job is with the dwpthe wage comes into the bank as universal credit
>>216954032Finished all the work early, teacher said I could do whatever while everyone else finishedI do whatever, she comes over and asks what I'm doing about 5 minutes laterI say "You said I could do whatever since I was done"She says "No I didn't, leave the class"And I just told her to fuck off and she went apeshit
>>216954038Kek this was my dad
>>216954047They always know someone who will get them a job
>>216954060Don't believe this
>>216954071What reason do I have to lie about thatI came from a behavioural school before which was on my record so I was on thin ice to begin with
>>216954060Hmm, college lecturers don't usually treat mature students this way
>>216954029Yes. It causes a bunch of shit like lost gibs and shitloads of paperwork and inquiries but within the first few weeks they can try to fob you off onto another course to be someone else's headache or just boot you out entirely. They'd rather not do that but if you cause enough of an issue literally at the very beginning and every other course refuses to take you there's nothing else to do.
>>216954047I dropped out of school at 14, you can go to a polytechnic school and get your high school equivalent and university entrance there or, wait until you are 21 and then do an entry test to a uni and then get accepted as long as you can read and write and do basic math. Leaving school early doesn’t really mean anything
>>216954047One of those people I knew who stopped going to school at 14 decided to go to college when they were 19 ish to get btecs. They eventually found employment, but it wasn't easy.
agnosticism is correctatheism and theism are wrong
>>216954087I was 16 that's not classed as mature
>>216954103Any ism is wrong and we don’t do Greek or Latin derived names things, Germanic origins only
I believe there could be a poo in my arseThere is no poo in my arseThere are multiple poos in my arse
>>216954060does "i do whatever" mean roll up a joint and blast 50 cent off your phone?
>>216954064Based man (your dad)I don't know what school is like now, but in the 00s it could be very stressful, especially when you're in the younger years 7 to 9
>>216954116Ah fair enough then. I thought you meant you were 18+
>>216954103>agnosticism is correctare you sure about that?
>>216954124It wasn’t very good for me and he should have just taught me martial arts instead so I could bash the little runts who would torment me
>>216954120The word germanic is itself latin
women are a jewish psyop
There was this one kid who would sit behind me on the bus home every day and poke my ribs and kick my seat and call me names, didn’t matter where I’d sit he would find me.
>>216954123She meant on the computer and that's what I did
>>216954120what about french>>216954144yeah i'm sure 100%
>>216954163And you let him?
>>216954158SEARCHING FOR FUCKS TO GIVE….ERROR FUCKS2840 FILE NOT FOUND
my only regret from school is not properly mastering maths and scienceif i could go back in time, i would concentrate only on maths and science instead of the soft, useless humanities subjects likes english and history
>>216953631Cheer up 'vin
>>216954172Yeah, I didn’t know what to do. Id try and pretend it wasn’t happening and read my philosophy book
>>216954189same, I hate how I was naturally good at English and History and struggled with Maths. I was decent at Science but, the school shafted us. looking back the Maths department was pretty shit too
lush website and app are both unusable this is ridiculous
>>216954200um x
>>216954189ktim
Rorke: Origins
The British class system is so fucking sillyDoes this bitch think she’s not common or something, that she’s nobility
>>216954194well now you know not to do that
if your kid is getting bullied at school, do you think it's worth teaching him fighting skills and encourage him to do low-level weight training to build up muscle mass?
Rorke Royale
>>216954216Yeah I guess. I still don’t get angry though, I have to fake it when telling people off. Easy breezy personality me
>>216954215FOY
FUCK MY GAY EVIL INCEL RETARD LIFEI AM A FUCKING FREAK I DESERVE NOTHING FUCKING KILL ME I HATE MY DOGSHIT LIFE FUCK THIS
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>>216954224get your kid into martial arts anyway it will do wonders for him bullying or not
>>216954224fighting skills. Don't want him to get too strong he might fuck up the other kid too much and that's another mess on your hands. Of course it depends on how old the kid is
>>216954215It's anonymous and it's the torygraph she literally could be a nob
>>216954241ktimothy
>>216954242what is she doing nowadays? is this image from before that fateful event? are there any recent pictures of her? is that her man in the pink shirt?
>>216954242fognyrg
Putting my son through rigorous spartan trainings to prime him for the upcoming race war (he’s fighting on the black side)
https://voca.ro/18wlnLfgkU8K
>>216954263fuck off FED
>>216953976know a few people who've told me they skipped most of school just didn't attendsurprisingly common among the young working class
>>216954241just bee yourself
>>216954275>2007:|
the molested
Woke RorkeGoes by Worke
dad was a useless pathetic loser and that's how I ended up for most of my life growing upcouldn't be bothered to raise me or teach me to stand up for myself like any normal dad would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gm9rxNxyDU
anyone remember the iteration of pepe with big fish lips and crossed arms that was a big deal years agowhat was it based on
Learning mexican for the beaner tings
>>216954303rip
https://voca.ro/1mMcRMFs9aHw
>>216954309glad this caught on
>>216954215not really the class system i don't think, it's just what we call trashy
who do you think were the more rebellious teenagers: millennials, gen z, or about the same?
>>216954329catch your jaw in a minute
>>216954355catch yours first with a little kiss
who remembers the meme *snap* - that's going in the cringe folder or something like that?and who remembers the 30-year-old boomer meme with the john deere mower?
who remembers lolcats?
I don't think being known as the karate mong will help the kid. Boxing might work.
>>216954378the spirit remains cats are hilarious
>>216954131this that whtie race you want to save rorke?
>>216954378
>>216954131what would guys like him have been doing a hundred years ago?
Macclesfield Central (Cheshire East) Council By-Election Result:GRN: 41.8% (+19.7)LAB: 28.6% (-25.7)RFM: 15.8% (New)CON: 9.1% (-4.5)EQU: 2.5% (New) LDM: 2.2% (-7.7)Green GAIN from Labour.Changes w/ 2023.
>>216954373gonna go listen to some tool
anyone remember the cuckio meme
had a date this evening. went swimmingly til i realised she had driven and wasn't driving. i warned her i was going to get pissed regardless. she said she didn't mind. we had a nice chat. she appeared to not be put off by the slobbering idiot slurring at her. she offered to drive me home. it was miles out of her way. i said no cos i can't deal with first date shags anymore, far too stressful. we're going to do it again next weekend when there will be no car or awkwardness. not bad for a thursday.
>>216954422reviewing your voice recordings?
>>216953155What about arse?
>>216954429*wasn't drinking, not wasn't driving. bit pissed
There were only a few kids that really didn't want to be in school at all not for any of it but a lot did they just didn't want to go to any classes
>>216954432bodied that freak
N-Dubz - Papa Can You Hear Me?
might say the N word
>>216954432let out a disdainful harrumph upon reading this post
business plan: replace food banks with wank banks
so are we all getting comfy in bed
anybody tried tommy robinson's new aftershave
It's a pong way to the brap if you wanna smell her hole
>>216954494L'Eau d'Inghy
>>216954411same thing but for rich blokes, he might have been better off back then
>An examination of trials for rape and sodomy during the 18th century at the Old Bailey in London shows that the treatment of rape was often lenient, while the treatment of sodomy was often severe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
new>>216948892>>216948892>>216948892
>>216954622that isn't a /brit/ thread and you're early
The Buggery Act 1533 meant that a convicted sodomite's possessions could be confiscated by the government, rather than going to their next of kin.
im gender
>>216954664>>216954664>>216954664
