Vlad. Edition Previous:>>216946975
>>216952892He was impaling foreign soldiers trying to invade his kingdom, not a villain!
Im gonna get high
DUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ZfhMKssysGrim james looks fat
I can fix her
JUST LEARN TO CODE BRAH
remember this "house" of my neighbor?they used his house too
6pm huhthink I will smoke weed and play xbox 360
>>216953015you can see one of the columns
>>216953022>360Unc
>>216953046You know why we used to call it the 360?Because when you saw it, you'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
should i buy some weed? it will last me for an entire week and plenty of sessions.
me and the neighbors road to our houses, he put up a gate because he's a squatter that has been there over a decade, he gives me a key
>>216953046I'm 27 years young
hilo dasha
>>216953114>he put up a gate because he's a squatterhow has he been doing it for so long?
PENIS
Dasha is too blown away by her own beauty to press a button on the elevator!!! She’s going to be on the ground floor all day!!!
>>216953114a pic I took from the same place>>216953147he has guns, and dynamite, and it's Mexico
>>216952929He had no qualms about impaling his own people either. The nobles who betrayed his father got impaled and their children enslaved, then made to walk 100 kilometres and build a fort in the mountains. He also had people skinned, boiled, blinded, strangled, hanged, burnt, grilled, quartered, nailed, buried alive. Cutting off noses, ears, tongues and genitals was also fashionable but he did enjoy impaling the most.
>>216953192Thats all Ottoman propagandaVlad was a good boy
the crazy dude that does the jumps from these rocks said there is a cave there and many people have died thinking they can swim this
good night brossssssss
he brought me to this cave by the river and we smoked a jointvideos on sharty, or the party
have been invited to a late after work dinner by coworkers I want to get to know betterunfortunately im drunkI have 2 hours to sober up. give me tips
i was one of those kids whose dad liked other peoples sons more because they were better at football and shit like that and i’ve never outgrown that feeling
>>216953230The woodcut is German. Saxon traders had issues with Vlad so he got depicted that way. Slavs depicted him as a defender of Christianity. Here's an episode from Laonikos Chalkokondyles: The Histories>The sultan's army entered into the area of the impalements, which was seventeen stades long and seven stades wide. There were large stakes there on which, as it was said, about twenty thousand men, women, and children had been spitted, quite a sight for the Turks and the sultan himself. >The sultan was seized with amazement and said that it was not possible to deprive of his country a man who had done such great deeds, who had such a diabolical understanding of how to govern his realm and its people. And he said that a man who had done such things was worth much. >The rest of the Turks were dumbfounded when they saw the multitude of men on the stakes. There were infants too affixed to their mothers on the stakes, and birds had made their nests in their entrails.
u niggas is so mafic in composition
>>216953349i dont think mine even likes kids. he was never around
>>216953404There's something very off putting about this man
I'm also 27 and have an xbax 360 but I don't have it setup or anything. I've been procrastinating to set my wii up though, it's just easier to play games on my phone or pc. Plus the whole reason I got a wii was so I could code shit for it, so that's like 95% doing shit on the computer and then .01% loading it into the wii so my friends(family) can see how autistic I am.
>>216953309>unfortunately im drunk>I have 2 hours to sober up. give me tipsDay is over, just call it. Unless you live in like Manhattan where you can just walk there or grab a the metro.
I spent like $100 to setup a tiny 5 gallon fishtank and half of the two shrimp I put inside it died lol
>>216953429He was a supplier for Jeffrey Epstein
>>216953404anon those are just regular mixed race children
hate that if i am bored, i just end up watching porn
>>216953465oh killing sentient creatures is funny to you? would it be funny if I trapped you and a freezer and cut your limbs off? no? then fucking apologize to the shrimp
>>216953465So there are just 2 half shrimps swimming around
>>216953465how could you fuck that up it's so shrimple
need more birds
>>216953404she's fertile as fuck thoughI could fix her
>>216953469He scares me
I'm drunk so here's a song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY4mmon77zE
the cum bin is rancid right now, pray you never know the smell of concentrated month old cum
yeah I'm thinking it's game time
>>216953632das my fav game
>>216953494>>216953528I don't think I cleaned the gravel enough, so the water has been too alkaline or has high TDS, which initially I thought was just an algae bloom from adding decorations. Sometimes shrimp also just get too stressed out from being moved from the store, and it causes premature molting and they die.>>216953524more or less
>>216953660sounds like they're weak creatures deserving of death. next time get something tougher, like that shrimp that punches peoples skulls in.
>>216953632the OG xbox is definitely unc status lolI wish I weren't retarded when I was a kid so I could've experienced project gotham racing in its full glory
>>216953683i dont think mantis shrimps can be kept as pets
cod2 big red one....eeeeeyup that was a good game. amazing how shitty the modern ones are. just trash after 2008 or so
Almost 120k jobs added
>>216953645the auto aim is egregious but having 1 shot kill rifles is so nice after cod 1 and 2>>216953694heh I had one as a kid but the games were too expensive so I played my ps2 morethis one came pre-modded and has like 200~ games on it though, very fun
>>216953711of course they canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp31JWB23kU
>>216953632I am so excited to get a gaming computer again.
>>216953729more than those rifles, that game had real soul. like you felt hella patriotic after completing a mission in the campaign
>>216953711You can buy them at pet stores
>>216953683>>216953711Those fuckers break aquarium glass
>>216953761>>216953743can you introduce other fish? mantis shrimps are predatory and their diet is usually smaller fish
>looking at random jobs on indeed>no matter what industry it is most jobs pay $25 max >they want random certifications like a “Home Improvement License” to sell blinds and carpets
>>216952921wait this goes kinda hard actually
How can people go to the gym after work, seems like a humiliation ritual
i hate my bum ass life when am i gonna get smart and blow my head smoove off
>>216953808how is that a humiliation ritual?
>>216953778no, unless you want the other animals to die. but that's true of many fish and other animal species who are territorial. i had goldfish as a kid and there was one type with googley eyes that would absolute FUCK up anything that came near it. even the Beta fish which are normally aggressive would get their shit rekt if they got too close.
sisterberg already wants to get rid of the new dog
>>216953830Practice 3 things for 20 minutes a day for one year. Faste 20 hours a day. Drink 100oz of water a day during faste hours. Practice minimalism. Live below means, save, and invest. Good luck. Something interesting seems to be on the horizon for humanity.
>>216953375>Chalkikedyles>(((Saxon traders)))yeah not falling for that lie
Rocka Rolla woman for a Rocka Rolla manYou can take her if you want to, if you think you can
clean up the kitchen, dickhead
Me so hawngry
>>216953838Idk you pay some dude to lift heavy objects, sounds cucked
>>216953756the first 2 were good with that as wellI only just started 3 but it looks really good for a 360 game
I was trying to figure out why the thread is going so fast and it turns out I'm just not on the sharty>>216953683>>216953711you have to have an acrylic tank because they shatter glassplus all the saltwater shit>>216953683That's pretty much why I got more than one, and it's a lowly ghost shrimp>>216953808I mostly used to go to the gym so I didn't have to wear my work clothes home. I was also in the military and they were retarded faggots if you wore normal clothes when they didn't expect it, so I wouldn't change at work.>>216953830I'm waiting until I'm like 50 or 60. Ideally, I'll get squashed by a drunk driver before then.
>>216953910Lifting heavy objects makes the sadness go away
>>216953876individuals will do all this and still be truecel
Make fun of Indians or other brown people!
>>216953959i rather make fun of germans!
>>216953937>That's pretty much why I got more than one, and it's a lowly ghost shrimpjust another day in his shitty shrimpcel chungus life
>>216953973No, don't do that!
>>216953861The new dogberg?
>>216953973same thing!
>>216954001puppyberg*
>>216953986Lol
>>216954008Germans are not as retarded as jeets.
kinda crazy how there are people living in nice clean houses, use the newest tech, own expensive quality stuff, etc...meanwhile there are people living in fallout 3 houses and use decades old technology.is it just money?
Jason is the only one who can use the -berg suffix, anyone else using it just adds confusion to this topsy turvy world.
>>216954022money and luck
>>216954037+race
>>216954048i would include that in luck
>>216954068that assumes God doesn't exist
>>216954084why
>>216954033/brit/ started it
>>216954101because otherwise it precludes the notion that God purposely makes you and I and everyone else a particular race for a particular reason.
In the 2000s they made lots of movies that were like just some idea someone came up with while talking to a friend>dude what if you could like pause time and run around while everyone is frozen>dude wouldn't it be cool if you had a remote that could like fast forward through real lifeThey don't make movies like that anymore.
>>216954111sure.
>>216952892But I've saved the world twice and talk to aliens and deities. Life is dull now and i just sit around playing video games.
>>216954137everything is a reboot, they'll make them again in 5-10 years. they're currently trying to milk every last drop of juice from the older IP's like Star Wars and comic book stuff. once they've completely drained Marvel's balls they'll move on to American Pie and EuroTrip and shit like that.
>>216954169>>216954148
almost Christmas time
why dont we form an incel union to boycott businesses
>>216953956This probably helps with that but it just makes you feel better and better about being yourself over time, and with the expectation that you'll get better and better over time. I recommend tangible skills over exercise or something for this reason. I recommend picking one silly skill to not take yourself too seriously. Also a language and an instrument. Add more things or duration as you acclimate to the new lifestyle. Don't push yourself. Start small but never give up an inch of discipline gains.
>>216954204bodied those freaks
Or like whatever, but honestly because of the hedonic treadmill eventually doing all this just feels normal over time, but change is hard.
IN FACT, MR. STANCIL, I DO BELIEVE IT IS THE WAY YOU HAVE DESCRIBED IT TO BE.
And I know what I like when I see it. Don't think it's just a feeling. I'm going to love you I mean it
>>2169540226/10 Americans live paycheck to paycheck, most of our manufacturing is over seas, and each year more and more shitworlders think this is a great place to live. All you need is a credit card. I almost asked two ladies in a volvo and audi what they and/or their husbands do for work today. Not that those are particularly flashy cars, but I'm assuming they're either the kind of people who bought them in cash, or they make questionable choices and could save a fuck ton of money if they just switched to a cheaper car. I literally can't comprehend buying or driving a vehicle made in the last 4 to 5 years.
What if you were a professional film critic and you get famous for your film reviews and then you reveal that you didn't actually watch the movies you wrote about and you were just making shit up or just sort of judging by the movie poster
>>216954249Mr. Stancil, Master of Black People
>>216954270Confess
Me in the back
>>216954270why would i reveal it if i'm famous and making money
>>216954204damn that pickup truck saved his life
>>216954297it would be funny
>>216952892Test
your height is inversely proportional to the amount of suffering you will feel in life
>>216954317Fuck my ass
>>216954294the girl of my meams
>>216954294I know you had to do it to em
>>216954325somewhere on one of my assignments I fucked up inverse and proportional relationships because it was a multiple choice thing and I wasn't paying attention and now whoever graded that thinks about how retarded I am every day
>>216954326smell check
What's the American equivalent when British people say take the piss
