Wollaton Hall edition
Fuck america.
Finished my work already, time to spend the rest of the day gaming while getting paid for it :)
ashwagandha is basically placebo
>ashwagandhaFound his number saved in my gf’s phone
>>216960705your days as a wfh dosser are numbered, hope you've got your CV in order x
>>216960691monster is american thoughbeit
What’s popping niggas
didn't Ashwagandha play midfield for Spurs?
amazon made me think black friday was today instead of a week from now
>>216960730>how did you know this was drawn by a woman?
>Kent council report £46.5m overspend following Reform takeoverWait, so councils arent spending billions of pounds on woke DEI migrant hummus?
ordering food delivery is runty unless it's pizza or chinese
I need closure on that aussie who was waiting for his date to show
>>216960765Yes they are but it's law so the council can't not spend it
>>216960765They spend it all on ashwagandha
my date showed up and it went well and we had sex
mad how good jerking off is
>>216960778she a cutie patootie x
>>216960792>>216960798the duality of man
I Left My Wallet In Ashwagandha
working next to the wheel used to put me off food, but not anymore. still can't touch black puddings though
>>216960792My dates never have sex with me, I'm literally incapable of flirting, I think they think I'm boring as fuck
>>216960787Didn't one reform council spend like 70 grand on a handful of flags?And another said they're removing flags because of health and safety? Lol
>>216960792that's bullshit but I believe it
>08:05 - £26:70 - heating turned on>09:08 - £26.30£0.40 for an hour of heating up the house, presumably will be less in subsequent hoursThis look about right to you lot?
— Pornography rewires the brain, triggering the same reward pathways seen in drug addiction.— It lowers sexual and relationship satisfaction, leaving couples less connected and more isolated.— A national study of 2,120 married U.S. adults (documented in PubMed) found that when a spouse begins using porn, the likelihood of divorce nearly doubles.— Porn fuels exploitation, trafficking, and coercion. More than 88% of mainstream porn scenes include physical aggression toward women.— It’s strongly linked to sexual dysfunction and the rise of ED among young men.As PM I promise to ban pornography
>>21696081770 grand???? Well thats surely why they're 40 billion quid in debt
>>216960806yeah for a half caste
>>216960834What if you were addicted to porn but you quit
>>216960842we dont do that here
>>216960792If you waited a bit longer it would’ve been believable
>>216960834>footage of people fucking contains physical aggressionyeah no shit
the beautiful south - rotterdam predicted pickle rick
desperately want to have sex with a forest nymph
>>216960855
>>216960834what if you love jerking off your boaner to porn and fucking shooting cum everywhere
Having ashwagandha on toast for brekkie x
addicted to those bodycam true crime videos
mums working from home so that’s just terrible. Can’t smoke, can’t wank can’t do anything she’s ruined everything
>>216960882Are there British ones or are you just watching ours
I really thought I was destined to lose my virginity to the Russian escort lads :(I stupidly thought the fact I spoke a bit of Russian to her would endear me to her and she'd have me back for a few more sessions. I'm a hopeless romantic idiot and she's stabbed me in the heart by telling me she'd see me again then ghosting me.How can I trust any woman? I was rejected by a girl when I was in school and that put me off for years.
>>216960894Yours obviously
>>216960869did that once and got a nettle sting rash afterwards
>>216960871
>>216960886surely you can do those in your room
>>216960896
>>216960905I could wank I guess yeah but it’s not the point I usually smoke in the garden and wank in the living room and now I can’t
the escortmong = sacked tranny theory
im fine
>>216960833>prepaid meterPovvo as fuck
>>216960896Getting really tedious now mate
>>216960882https://youtu.be/OKLAE6PSt5s?si=5xC9loTab8eX8Yst
>>216960833dunno my heating doesnt work so i just sit in the cold x
>>216960926had the same thought earlier just now
wish i didnt give up smoking. got nothing to do now, miss having a nice smoke alongside a drink outside a pub
>>216960926Doesn’t really make sense. I think it’s heathermong.
>>216960833if you have a pay-as-you-go meter with a purple key you'll always end up getting done up the arse in terms of pricingonce you have a normal heating/electric account you just stop caring because it's basically free. But yeah if it's one you have to top up you'll always be getting shafted
>>216960894Sometimes uk but mostly us
surely sacked troon would be after male escorts
>>216960947>earlier just now
>>216960834>stop watching porn and sort your life out so you can get a chance at a crumb of pussy from a woman who has slept with 25+ men and sees you as a meal ticketyeah I'll get right on that
my name is blorke
CARL BENJAMIN !!!!!!!
why do some smokers stink worse than othersknown a few who you wouldn't ever know they smokedthen sometimes you get on a bus or tram and one stinks so bad you can still smell it when you get home forcing you to wash someone else's stink off
>>216960926it's 29virge (formerly 26virge) who has been posting for years. also posts the commiemong gimmick
>>216960972oppa incel style
>>216960970*earlier
there she goesthere she goes againshe calls my name
do you think the oreo mcflurry includes that white frosted filling i always get ill after an oreo mcflurry but not from an oreo ice cream sandwich
>>216960948I only smoke when I drink at the pub, me
>>216960972Nah you need to focus on getting your money up playa. Once you got money everything else falls into place, money is everything
>>216960979
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKWE CARRY THE FLAME
>>216960984Cigarettes smell, vapes don’t. Duh
>>216960932I'm pissed off ladLiterally nothing goes right for me, even visiting escorts
first you get the moneythen you get the powerthen you get the poo
>>216960984poland still has smoking areas where you can smoke inside so it makes you smell like shit
>>216961025not even posting on /brit/ goes right for you. we all hate your escortlad gimmick
>>216960984My brother is like thisThink it's because he rarely washes his clothes
>216961025cry about it somewhere else, this isn't your personal hug box, nobody fucking cares
>>216960863This guy is the only one in the 120+ IQ range, only person with the sense to realise he may be on camera. Absolutely iron clad plausible deniability expression fully locked in. No jury on earth would convict him of negro fatigue.
>>216961057>>216960947
Poo but it came from a female celebrity’s ass.
>>216960984smoke smell lingers on synthetic materials so you won't notice I've been smoking natural american spirit tobacco in my 100% wool jacket after a while but the povvo runt smoking sterling in his polyester tracksuit will smell for hours
sick to death of washing my duvet and its two separate pieces, need to get a single piece comforter or quilt
>>216961069Wheezing and waffling
In Europe pretty girls smoke cigarettes but in America only ugly girls smoke cigarettes
Hate pooing in my bathroom in winter. The radiator is right next to my left knee and the bathtub is right next to my right knee so if I open my legs even a little bit too much I get my left kneecap burnt off Meanwhile Americans and Australians are pooing in 50 square meter en suites and it’s the smallest bathroom out of the five in their house. It not right.
>>216961069doo do doodo do
>>216961023i mean cigarette smokers. some people at the office or friends i only found out were smokers by accident like if we have a night out>>216961033i don't believe these people are often smoking inside designated smoking areas, those are really rare now. only know a couple of places that allow it. what >>216961041 said about washing clothes or changing them often is probably true. these people are probably wearing the same clothes every time and it's just accumulating. vs being a normal human that washes.
>>216960984Some people smoke inside their house and have done for years, that means everything in their house (including clothes) will stink much worse than if you only ever smoke outside. but also if you smoke outside when it’s raining your clothes will smell much stronger than they usually would
>>216961092in europe model tier women do things like retail and sit at the cash register here only pajeets do it
Cold out
>>216960928>>216960952Such is life in a smelly London HMO
>>216961111All the hot cashier girls work at chick fil a
listening to Bruce Faulconer DBZ music. feel sorry for the cucks who had to listen to it with the jap crap music
>>216961094I don't even have a radiator in mine, it's like a fridge in there
>>216961113irish wedder
> A tree surgeon has had a £9,000 contract cancelled after displaying England and Union Jack flags around his hometown
>>216961130don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
>>216960984Unironically depends on the types of cigs tooMy Romanian friend smokes Vogue's and never stinks after oneI have a cheeky marlboro touch and it's embedded in my clothes till the next wash
>>216961108hate it to be h. smoking is fine by me but when the smell transfers on to me then it crosses the line.the public transport workers or city guard should forcibly wash the worst offenders.
>>216961118You have your own meter in an HMO?
I WANT TO LIVE IN AN ANDERSON SHELTER FUCK YOU BRITS I WANT AN ANDERSON SHELTER AND LIVE IN IT I WANT TO CONSTRUCT MY VERY OWN ANDERSON SHELTER AND MAKE IT NUCLEAR BOMB PROOF I WANT TO LIVE IN AN ANDERSON SHELTER THEY LOOKS COZY SO THEY MAKE ME HAPPY ANDERSON SHELTER SO WARM AND COZY I WANT TO SLEEP IN ONE IN FREEZING WINTER
>"And then while he was telling me about how this prostitute broke his heart or whatever, he also tells me he's a hopeless romantic."
>>216961153No we have one meter that we all top up
maxwell house international cafe is the best instant coffee actually
>>216961161wallacing and gromitting
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
abandoned instant coffee after getting a nice espresso machine with a built-in grinder.you can have the coffee ready in less than the time it takes to boil a kettle.
might buy a neck harness and get a jacked neck
Imagine getting a whiff of one of her farts.
So is Diego dead?
>>216961205i reckon she'll let you eat her poo if you keep this up for another 10 years
>>216961168I see. And you’re the only NEET living there so if you blast the heating all day they’ll know it was you?
>>216961037It's not a fucking gimmick
it’s not gay to get fucked up the arse is gay to fuck a bloke up the arse though
UM x
>>216961219Nah I just work from home, most of us do
>>216961205>>216961218
>>216961221the story might be true but the multiple posts a day about what a sad clown you are is a gimmick. You're even naming yourself escortlad so people know it's your tragic post
>>216960896what happened with the girl at school, lad?
>>216961229hello tommy winchester from southampton oblast
>>216961237Fuck it then if you’re all at home splitting the bill it will be pennies
holla holla holla
Will never forget how this dickhead switched up so quickly
what are you currently reading?
made my self ill with anxiety when stocks shat the bed earlier in the year now its happening again cant be fucked with it all
>>216961273illustrated history of gay porn
>>216961273witcher
>>216961280'
>>216961241>old school motivatorsThat's a blast from the past. 2008 in here.
>>216961273The molested
he's pissing into his nappy as this photo is taken
>>216961275dont gamble with money oyu arent prepared to lose x
Stokesy did it for Deegsy
>>216961292
Coughing my lungs up for two days now; just fucking relentless. My ribs hurt from coughing so much.ENOUGH!
hello boring retard trolls how are you today
>>216961311You are unworthy of posting Emma you diddled diddler.
>>216961273
forgot the catbergs' names so i just call them catberg #1 and catberg #2catberg #2 is my favourite
>>216961317i'm not boring and my iq is extremely highbut i'm well thanks :)
>>216961312just stop coughing then?
>>216961328now THIS looks interesting. enjoy
Suppose it was always inevitable really and we were just naive to think this would never end.No doubt everyone who lived in a dominant civilisation in history thought the same. That their way would just be the way things are until the end of time but they were wrong also.
>>216961329I just call mine poppet even though his actual name is Jones
Where’s mihai?Where’s mikey?Where’s Diego?
just found out im gay
>>216961329just named my cats after their characteristicsthe tiger stripped one was tigger, the white one we called whitey, the black one was
>>216961354*shrugs apathetically*
Been begging my mum to sell her massive house for years but she wants to wait until "I'm settled down" so she can live nearbyNot understanding that I will never be able to afford to settle down unless she downsizes and helps me with the depositQuite the pickle
>>216961374was what?
>>216961340Thanks
>>216961377i dont think you understand what she means by settled down mate. another thing thats never going to happen lol
I've made the mistake of coming into the office on FridayThere are two other people inGuess I'll phone post
>>216961377if mumberg ever attempted to get a house nearby I would move further away
>>216961393Yeah I'm not feckless but what am I gonna do about that eitherGonna be a case of getting by dirt poor until she passes and hoping the economy hasn't been raped into the dirt by that pointNot to mention gonna have to sort all her hoarded shite fucking hell
>>216960705Check this outhttps://huggingface.co/datasets/tensonaut/EPSTEIN_FILES_20K
always forget that che guevara was a doctor before he decided to become a communist
scrotum CAUGHT in the paper shredder
>>216961440>trains and practices as a doctor>becomes a communist guerrilla leader>starts his own t-shirt line>becomes the lead singer for rage against the machineIs there anything he can't do?
ever been to a turkish prison?
>>216961440i mean should be remembered becoming a doctor back then wasn't exactly as rigorous as today even in what was then the first world, let alone the thirdie shithole he was living in
>>216961409well then its a moot point then isnt it. if it all hinges on you not being a terminal incel freak then that should be your focus, not about downsizing or whatever trivial concern you have
If you could have sex with a fictional character who would it be?
>>216961482roarke
>>216961482my girlfriend
>>216961486is this your answer to this >>216961379?
>>216961482jessica rabbit obviously
>>216961481You don't know me x
Rorke insisting he's only a virgin because of immigration
>>216961462nohttps://youtu.be/IUAg2sdiTLI
>>216961502thankfully. you sound like a right fraggle
blasting "TISM-everybody else has had more sex than me" the instant i get handed the aux
boomers love shredding documents. In their mind every time they spend an entire afternoon shredding 6 months' worth of letters from the NHS, the bank, and Specsavers they're picturing some criminal tearing open their rubbish bag only to find a bunch of diamond-shaped paper shreddings and muttering "damn this guy's good"
>>216961522quite the fan of death death death
might slither out of the gooncave in search of sustenance
>>216961515Watch yourself
>>216961528this is so true LOL
Fluttershy!
>>216961528is this part of your observational stand up routine
>>216961528for me it's just chucking them in the little backyard fire pit every few weeks
>>216961549what are you gonna do about it punk
>>216961562I'd tell him not to open with it
>>216961528I love throwing out letters with my name and address on, unshredded, just to wind up my dad. I ask him “alright and what are they going to do knowing that Mr Anon lives at this address” and he starts seething but never gives me an answer.
>>216961566if I had a garden I think I would like to have a fire pit, seems comfy
>>216961469he was an argie, and argentina was becoming first world around the time he was coming of age because of all the nazis that were fleeing there
mods hes posting the peters
>>216961589Peterona from Fortnight
reality is people give away far more personal information about themselves on the internet than they ever did throwing away intact letters
>>216961576I'll FUCKINH HAVE YOU you gob shite let me at him!!!
drinking gin, my fourth bottle this week
>>216961603Good point rorke
>>216961601How does he afford it
>>216961601anything north of 6'3 just makes you look like a weird lanky gimp unless you're absolutely swole as well
>>216960684
>>216961601fucking hell you'd think he'd have gotten a gf already and given up on this deranged shite
>>216961601not opposed to limb lengthening per say but surely it just ends with you looking disproportionatelike your arms and hands are going to end up looking 4 inches too short if you're going 6'2 to 6'6
>>216961601obviously fake when they don't include the person's name
>>216961622in today's world you can't afford not to
getting mad at boomers again is it? blaming them for your own failure are we? lol
>>216961601if someone who already looks like a young Henry Cavill is getting multiple cosmetic surgeries to "improve" himself the zoomer generation must be utterly, irreparably fucked
>>216961601meanwhile skinny 5'9 cronem quicktapping leng tings
Love being a NEET. After everyone left the house I got up, had a bagel and some coffee, played Arc Raiders on the telly in my dressing gown, now just chilling phoneposting x
>>216961660what is this gesture meant to convey
>>216961663>sent from my Diamondback Shreddmax 3000 with Smart technology
Image lengthening your legs when women only really care about the length of your telescope
>>216961601m1eanw2hi1le sk2inn1y 5'9 c1ronem2 qu1ickt2app1ing l1eng2 t1ing2s
>>216961685The classic hand tapIts universal
>>216961689di device u need to see timmy swc
might have another cup of coffee so I mighten
>>216961482Threesome with Edna Krabapple and Lois Griffin.
answered the door to a courier while I was blazed and for some reason I thought he'd expect payment for the package so I just sort of held my phone out with google pay on and he gave me a weird look and walked off
>>216961700and your dad
>>216961706normal weed zombie afternoon
>>216961678i was a neet for a few months and it's fun on the surface but there's a constant lingering existential dread that you'd have to be literally mentally disabled or delusional to ignore
might go tot the doctor to get on TRT NOT in a tranny way
>>216961601>smokes meth to stay leanI feel like it was never actually marketed that way though. I realise it can do that, but it doesn't seem like the intended purpose.
Me and my gf went out for dinner with my brother and his gf and they both spent the whole night telling us how exhausted they were after having a third kid, first one is having behavioural problems at school and is hard work at home, childcare costs are crazy so they’re having to work shifts and one of them looks after the kids while the other is in work, everything is so expensive. Then we tell them we’re not planning on having kids and prefer to just travel for a few years and save for a bigger house and enjoy ourselves and they go mental at us. It’s like they’re in a cult or something.
just raped my own arse
>>216961670>>216961700permavirgin projection
>>216961601clavicular (thats his name) is homosexual im sure of it he also microdoses meth by snorting itmentally ill fella
>>216961691is this your attempt at circumnavigating all the people that have filtered you? Is this the level you're willing to stoop to?
>>216961719Not for me but then again I’ve never worked since leaving uni.
somebody itt has eaten poo, fess up you
>>216961742it lush
>>216961747still replied
got nigger fatigue and indian fatigue
>>216961700some no-name druggy streamer egirl gave you one weird look half a decade ago and it somehow kickstarted a downward spiral so severe that you've become the sort of man who spends his life fantasizing about children being raped by niggers
>>216961758ah so you're mentally ill then, glad we've cleared that up
>>216961720you'll never get it prescribed from a normal GP unless you're in your 60s with legit hypogonadism and obesityprivate sure but for what they'd charge you'd be as well getting it from a drug dealer. Same thing really.
average rb poster life
>>216961758so you'll be happy living like that your entire life? permanently stagnated? never progressing? completely reliant on other people to survive? sounds really shit mate.
>>216961765i get indian fatigue (they're fucking everywhere) but you must live in a very black area if you're interacting with them often
left over chinese for breakfast deee lads
>>216961742leftover chinese straight from the pan while sat in front of the stove de lids
the jagermiester bottle lasted 4 days (4 days and 4 nights actually) makes me loud most of the time but also very sleepy uwu
>>216961805um
>>216961794is he just boiling the lot in gravy or something? I usually eat leftover Chinese cold
>>216961586They could steal your identity to take out credit cards or whatever. That's what I've heard anyway
>>216961770bizarre and deranged comment
>>216961779I do have anxiety >>216961789Honestly yeah. I like the simple things in life, and I’m not reliant on anyone financially I pay my own way. My benefits cover all my expenses, I even have savings and investments. I’m not a burden on anyone.
>>216961794>>216961796
>>216961796it keep the food four times warmer dee lads x
>>216961796>metal fork straight onto non-stick and then eating itenjoy your cancer dee leeeed
>I do have anxiety
>>216961829you've wasted your life here and will die alone
>>216961829that describes 99% of your posts freak
jager and baileys mixed together tastes like mint mouthwash but without the actual mint flavor it needs other ingredients but it tastes OK if youre already drunk
roarke was raped by a tranny during a dark period of his life and is having suicidal thoughts from the flashbacks
>>216961848sort your life out you loser
>>216961791i actually don't encounter many niggers personally but their culture is rammed down our throats every day and they're massively overrepresented in everything, western culture worships the cunts
>energy can't be created or destroyed btw it's conserved it's a fundamental law>and then one day for no reason everything came into existence all at onceget the science trusted
>>216961830anxiety isn't a thing. If you actually went out and interacted with people it would fade away
>>216961243I'm just ventingI'll try to tone it down, sorry, just feel pissed off and don't know what to do other than try another escort. I have to get the next one right >>216961251I told her I liked her and she went "ewww"
>>216961794>>216961796>>216961837get him fed
>>216961859sumn else be rammin down katy's throat
>>216961853
>>216961864I do, and it doesn’t.
>>216961853ok
was the egirls name katy or something LOL
>>216961873imagine the stench of that jumper
you all need to grow up fucking hell imagine grown men posting all this shit
>>216961880>permaneet>going out>having any kind of social lifedoesn't add up, Chief
it's a shame Helen broke up with Mark. Same day all those videos came out of him grooming that special needs teen girl as well what are the chances
cronem snoring rn
>>216961864Everyone is different. We're not all born with the same brain for example. I think it's plausible that some people will naturally have higher levels of anxiety than others
>>216961896imagine the bed
>>216961905I have mates. Had gfs in the past. Been on holiday with my mates three times in the last few years.
>>216961903*does a mario 64 backwards long jump and flies across the room arse-first directly into your face*
reminder to report the BE flags posts
tin of parmentier tomato sardines, 2 slices of hot buttered toasted tiger bread, and a mug of black coffee down the hatch
Thinking about what that Australian lad said. I apologise if my posts have come across as puerile rubbish. I shall endeavour to do better.
>>216961929
>>216961917you cannot be regularly immersed in social situations and still feel anxiety. It's a bullshit term made up to explain people that are too shy to talk to anyone and have no social skills as a consequence. This can be easily fixed, you just have to go outside
>>216961935based sardineGOD
he is not welcome here
just go outside bro
>>216961742Kek this actually goes hard as fuck
>>216961935the breakfast of kings right here
>>216961947Thanks for this Dr. Chud MD. I’ll go and tell my GP that my longstanding diagnosis is wrong because I’m able to go outside and meet up with my mates.
sardine enjoyers are welcome here
next time gadget...
for me it's managing to get a 'full-time' job where I actually only work about 20 hours a week and the rest I am basically a neet
sardines are disgusting runt food
>>216961959>alonehmm yeah I wonder why his anxiety isn't fading when he just does everything by himself
cronem are not in their rem sleep, nodey up and early to get their waves done x
>>216961983fuck you BLACK nigger
Mousey melty incoming.
>>216961947>you cannot be regularly immersed in social situations and still feel anxietyAre you an expert neurologist? Just wondering how you're so sure that a human who regularly faces social situations cannot be anxious
How do you eat sardines on toastDo you mash them up and spread them like
>>216961983Well you eat cum
>>216961947Autism and social anxiety isn't real lamo just go outside
c1ron2em s1no2ring r1n cr1one1m ar2e n1ot i12n th2eir 1rem 2sl1eep, node1y up2 a1nd e2arly to g1et t2hei1r wa1ves 2don1e x
sardines on buttered toast with a bit of cracked pepper #lush
>>216961990Someone’s Nan in the background.
>>216961859must be nice to live there and only see indians and shovel head asians
>>216962001yeah just open the tin and fuck them onto the toast bit by bit, like one does with pâţĕ
are you supposed to heat the sardines up first or does the toast warm them up
>>216961969mates don't count, the situation is too comfortable. Hanging out with mates is the equivalent of just lifting the same weight and never going any higher. You need to be interacting with people you've never met before, or hardly speak to
>>216962015Janet on a mad one
>>216962030the heat of the toast cooks the 'dine
nandomly in the background
>>216962030the heat of the toast cooks the fishe
>>216962030I just eat them straight out of the tin
>>216962024indians are as bad as niggers, not in any obvious measurable way, but their presence evokes a certain visceral disgust
>>216962026just sounds really mentalhate how freaks on here get fixated on something autistic like that. there's no way tinned fish on toast is good
Cooking sardines with a plasma cutter
>>216961840>non-stickQuite obviously a cast iron
>>216961993howling
>>216962034Yeah I prefer not to do that but got no need to really, I’m happy and have more than enough social interaction with my mates and family. Why do I need to go out and interact with strangers (more than waiters, shop assistants, service workers, etc)?
>>216961996because I'm talking from experienceI cured my own "anxiety" and I want to encourage others to do the same
you're outta sludge, i'm outta slime
im on the poo only diet
>>216962060They're objectively less prone to violent crime and aren't typically unemployed so no they're not as bad. Still don't like em but let's be honest.
>>216962011
>>216962075>I prefer not to do thatI know, it's the biggest roadblock because of how daunting it is>Why do I need to go out and interact with strangersbecause it's the only way you will ever cure the 'xiety and feel somewhat normal
>>216962060nahyou dont know how good you have itsure they smell and look out of place but being able to scrap 10 of them without breaking a sweat means i cant take them at all seriously
>>216962103>>216962103>>216962103>>216962103
>>216962107>>216962107
>>216962090indians create more problems being employed lad haven't you ever worked with them?
>Cole Palmer fractures toe after stubbing it on door
>>216961924Speedrun style.
