Got any grapes edish
and the new?
>Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
everyone say "good morning Vinnie"
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
nth for the holodem
been enjoying smiling friends but i can tell it's going to age poorly when all its pop culture references become dated
>>216965922good morning Vinnie :D
>>216965931Well that’s bullshit my mum doesn’t even know I smoke and I live in the same house as her
deleting 75% of my friends list which is full because they offer me nothing, hehehe then I will follow more people, and get followers as well as the best guest umas (on club discount!)
23 minutes left in the lunch break
>>216965956find that hard to believe desu maybe canadian cigs are particularly stinky
>>216964921that must have been absolutely aggravating to deal with, it's kind of amazing how people can be so careless and blase. i'm too anal retentive and indecisive for that, i'm the one annoying the guy in the shop by spending hours laying on every sofa in every possible position and then still needing more time to think about it lol. i do love shopping but serious purchases like furniture can be intimidating hope your couch is extra cozy this winter. it's always nice when something gets passed along to you for free and it ends up being something you actually like and use
>>216965938this hara image makes me sad :( but I guess everyone grows up. hope they are happy, though. even though their loves ones are all dead probably
>>216965922it's 13:38 you lazy bastard cat
Smoking is BACK.Now we just need to bring it back in the pubs
>>216965983that's raora
Perusing the Russian escort's profile, can see she's not getting many bookings lolShall take my money elsewhere then
>>216965959only a few hours left until the weekend though toilman :)
>>216965977Bro doesn’t know what lynx is
>>216965983why are you always replying to yourselfare you that desperate to simulate engagement?
>>216965999ah good
>>216966000you are extremely mentally ill
>>216966010imagine if she pooed her knickers
>>216965983It's raora of Hololive EN not 'rara, big cat vs smol horsegirl
1000 lap dash - complete 1000 career goals wowoww. this is me one day
fit women with their bums out
real incel freak hours
>>216966025love makes us do the most unimaginable things
>>216966010Umm minto your balloons
>>216966060ok
>>216966060dangerous and downright stupid
love hear pants are kinda cute
>>216966066me when toilberg asks what I'm doing with my evening
*tears down monuments of historical figures because they were "racist" and replaces them with statues of black women who look like they're about to chimp out in walmart*heh, nothin personnel
member a few years back when it was like -14C for a few days?what was all that about
>>216966095i will never have a cosplayer gf and i want to kms
>>216966106mad to think foul smelling logs of poo drop from that perfect arse most days. quite the duality. a pooality as it were.
I think uma game is down or I got connection error occurred spam till inactivity kick to title screen for noo reason like for mass unfollowing or something like that...
>>216966066I’m a neo-incel cause I still shag prozzies
>>216966156imagine if she let you watch while that happened ahaha
Vinnie is camera-shy sometimes
>>216966140this yank olds really upset you eh brucey
Restarted my computer but it's decided to scan all the HDDs, a process that will take about 6 hours. No gaming for me today lol
>>216966149>gf
>>216966177https://postimg.cc/7J07mThP
fucking big issue seller in my affluent village"big issue please so cold i want to buy a coffee" i'll buy you a fucking plane ticket home, you cunt
>>216966106>>216966060corr yes
>>216966204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COQR9A8D4XQ
day 3 of trying to screenshot golshi on title screen: no goldsi screenshot
>>216966211made for BBC (big bloodelf cock)
>>216966202or a bf
>>216966194scuse moi?
>>216966221nop
>>216966149The cons beckon
>>216966258too autistic, socially retarded and old for that
whats going to happen in the EX trophy case when my account has seen like 20 legend vs. events complete?
see a laferrari yesterday, some dweeby kid was running along side taking pictures of it, fucking nerd
>>216966211WOW
B turf haru urara !!
used to get plenty of gash when i was living in england but haven't had a shag since i moved here 3 years ago, aussie girls don't put out
>>216966139I don't follow
>>216966207used to be normal folk punting the Big Issue, your standard semi-formed heroin addict, a thin white man now every single one is an obese brown gyppo wrapped in at least 5 layers of clothing
just found out the voice of ducky from land before time was a little girl who was murdered by her dad not long after :(
>>216966234frilly knickers are fine and white knickers are fine but frilly white knickers look like nappies
um
>>216966239that happened years ago
>>216966324so?
>>216966323Me (unc) taking a swim in the middle of the atlantic
>>216966140my town recently renamed the main tourist square downtown some random african word
Christmas? That’s woke
>>216966340what made you get upset about it randomly in the middle of the night on friday
>>216966280BIG I had some really upsetting hara games yesterday and some things that went against what hara should be (for example winning one of the EX races in 1st place after losing twice and saying she is glue). dont like her having to go dig down and win to show me that, but at the same time at least she did this - and believed in herself - instead of not believing in herself and knowing that its over when it is, not having that and then losing. upsetting games
>>216966359am i not allowed to ruminate on the past from time to time?also it's only a matter of time before the groids and their hebrew masters chimp out again and attempt to erase even more of the white man's history
>>216966139Well Nick doesn't pay for these breakfast clubs entirely by himself, does he? He doesn't spare 80 million from his standard office wage, does he? No, he donates a microscopic amount into a pot along with everyone else in order to generally help society. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Rorke
>>216966295the roma woman was up in her usual spot at the supermarketneed the all sent back, and sent back today
im umpetal
>>216966373
>>216966149i got a cosplayer "girl"friend not too long ago from this sitewe're all gonna make it just keep looking for the right one and bee yourself
they don't celebrate christmas but they celebrate the Boxing Day sales just fine
russia and ukraine? we need to win against russia simple as
Buying a personal heater and a hot water bottle tomorrow. Lush status? and it's
Hate anime and all forms of slant media like you wouldn't believe. Shit music, shit games, shit shows, shit movies, shit shit shit all shit
big issue mentioned
real niggas remember the Swansea heroin Vice documentary
having gay sex for dua lipa
actually she lost even before the championships (was testing out ways to win 7 dirt races and still win the championships for the epithet + career completion) thats just normal hara, thinking she cant win. but also failed. I did fail her the setting sun made her looked so obsidian
>>216966419you wouldn't feel that way if you watched Ping Pong: The Animation. You won't watch it though because you're a coward.
>>216966356always has been
>>216966419
*turns around and talks to somebody else*
>>216966478*gay porn screams in your face as soon as you turn to me*
>>216966407yeah I guess I would put a bolt gun to her head instead of retirement, and make her into glue if she was happy (and with a better career she would just go out and have fun and then the rest is natural) then its a different story. that even without winning also I think it was the one with some G1 race or at least multiple turf races because the .5 towards the races goal for skill points to try for 12 skills, trying to do a third mission at the same time with the others - not like 7 of them though. I have to get the all-rounder and win some specific races with og cap and then probably bakushin for those
time to die you vile vermin
mad how i can see the future
Slants will only animate 1 frame per second and go *you see gaijin this is our styre*. They'll make their fucking boring ass games be boring grindfests with boobs, asses and 10yo kids as the only appeal. They'll create the sloppiest, most brain-melting, suicidal envy-inducing "pop" known to mankind with fucking boybands of all things and stupid consumerist detached terminally online good-for-nothing westoids will lap it up and ask for seconds. Nuke all of asia.
>>216966407but only because she looks sad and that still doesnt give me closure about the bad race, because I didnt see how she reacted to getting bolt gunned in the head by me, or havent lived that. I guess then it is like getting her turned into glue without pulling the trigger even though the horse is my fault. there is also the fact where that I havent done a good hara yet to put on my team for that one to go live on forever. the good hara(s) are on my main account where ive won the championships at least 3 times
>>216966480hello catberg
>>216966520when are the migrants going home?o wise oracle, we need your power
>>216966531they're home as soon as the small boats hit out shore x
>>216966490>>216966526
>>216966531>when are the migrants going home?
>>216966524got the zutomayo on
>>216966460no idea who that is or what its in relation to but I've drummed up this funny image for you
>>216966455straight sex WITH dua lipa
shagging my own arse
saw back to the future for the first time recently at the theatre. very cute movie
I had the same with hara on the main account where she got what she wanted and then on the claw machine the next turn she was happy, then sad when the multiple horse thing dropped, upsetting her as she won the plushies. but ive seen that before somewhere in a book about child psychology. that was the WORST of what I saw about her and I did work through it quite fast so this new thing with the bad runs that I had is much worse
For me it's Ella Whelan
>>216966561lezzing off her musky brown tuppence
looking at stock images of women sleeping
>>216966579fuck this is hot
why are you faggots lusting over a gypsy
>>216966455weird that you say this I'm not gay but I had a dream where I was staying at dua lipa's house with her and a gay bloke and we ended up doing gay stuff when she went to bed but she came back in and asked if she could watch and I got bummed while she was watching
she loves the gay porn doesnt she
i was fingering myself to dua lipa songs once and a little bit of poo came outhad to wipe it on the wall under my bed
>>216966595cos she's peng duh
my hara runs yesterday >634 speed 691 stam, 420 guts 1* spark (stam)>659 speed 467 stam, 270 guts 2* spark (speed) and 1* dirt (thats it) >622 speed 466 stam, 317 guts 1* spark (wit) entering 17-21 races
>>216966595just the one faggot actuallyit's spaki as usual
>>216966553cute xyou mean your parents never watched mr bean reruns when you were a kid?
>>216966600ummy
I guess that it makes sense - and to know how I failed as a trainer - that the career with the lowest guts, and getting trained to fail (by entering her in a bunch of turf races probably) is why she didnt have the self-confidence to try and win in the last race she ran
>>216966640>shut up toby>no it's actually heatherpedo>no it's obviously gingerpedo>it's spaki you mong>it's quite clearly diegodon't know who any of the people you lot go on about are
>>216966675fuck off gowarth you evil ghoul
bf left a peng floater in the toilet
>*revs up the grok and starts making sfw erotic content of my favourite asmr artist*
got a great little webm but cant post it
sankofa sounds like an instant coffee brand right
>>216966716why not?
>>216966688>nah this is definitely mousey>no it's not it's ziedbelg>quite clearly it's dtficyou're all Anonymous to me
>>216966738not allowed to post the images/videos
>>216966139Do parents do anything these days or is it just increasingly expected that the state will nurse them cradle to grave?
got loads of screenshots of twitter posts to upload here for you all to see
/brit/ cottaging meetup tonight in Islington
>>216966758it's an imageboard? that's the point?
screaming
>>216966675This is 90% of /brit/ threads
>>216966770blokes upstairs have decreed
Why don't they just do away with the "actual" temperature in favour of the feels like temperature? That's the real temperature.
>>216966716
>>216966782leave it on /r9k/ next time, Sean
>>216966801yep, yep, yep
>>216966806women should be enslaved
>>216965939I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE BLOODY WOKE BASTARDS WON'T CALL IT A CHRISTMAS TREE
Winston ChurchillAchievements:>Was Prime Minister when the Soviet Union won World War II>Gave some memorable speechesMisdeeds:>Worked against the suffrage movement>Genocides>Imperialism>Put fascists back into power in Greece>Anti-union
>>216966800elf life
think my social anxiety stems not from fear of judgment, but rather that i find most social interaction incredibly boring, and i have a low tolerance for boredom, it activates my fight-or-flight responseanyone can relate?
>>216966839mental how much leftypol utterly despises this countrywonder if he'll move to china
The best part of going to the gym is when you leave. Makes you think, doesn't it?
>>216966855my social anxiety stems from the fact that i am a bit of a spastic
today I will do some good hara runs and also clean my roomand put the empty bodywash bottles in the bin
>>216966855erm you're australian, you can't have social anxiety
tum
I'm a chud but churchill was a faggot nonce and anglos are retarded for sucking his chode
im 24 years old and i have NEVER HAD SEXi demand the government does something i am owed a woman who will give me sex
whoooaa black nigger, bamalam
>>216966896ktim but 23
>>216966839>when the Soviet Union won World War IItrvke
>>216966897good post
>>216966896ktim but 31
>>216966882australia's a highly alienating culture if you're not a normie, at least in britain you can fairly easily find other ghouls to hang out with
Immigrants built Britain
plotting a trip to sainsers
racismlad
Just bought some toothbrush heads for my fancy electrical toothbrush powered by electricityI don't buy the official ones, you get the best bang for your buck when you buy third party ones on sale12 heads for £71 head every 3 months, 4 a year3 years of toothbrushes for £7can't sneeze at that now can you
wish the part jewish proto gf would call me a dumb goy
>>216966914>at least in britain you can fairly easily find other ghouls to hang out withsource?
so awkward with my stepsisters it’s always just a “y’alright?”“yep”
>>216966938I cant!
>>216966951:/
>>216966712who? sharing it yeah?
ive had sex but now im a 29 year old balding ghoul
>>216966975atleast I tried
might do some incel pushups in my incel bedroom to hopefully become less visibly incellish
>>216966951my mum and step-dad broke up after like 19 years together and I haven't spoken to him or either of his kids since then.
>London nurse lied about having driving licence and drove colleagues around illegally>The mental health nurse answered 'yes' to having a full and valid licence and access to a car in her job application for an "essential car user position". She repeated the claims during a job interview in April 2022 >Phyllis Mwangu said she never put patients or service users at riskEvery single time you see a case of blatant dishonesty or fraud you can be sure it's an African, most likely one who arrived in the past 5 yearsThey lie about qualifications, they lie about their English ability, they'll even lie about their names and give different ones to different people
I want the world to stop (I want the world to stop)Give me the morning (give me the afternoon)
>Phyllis Mwangu
Mad how they were able to dictate policy around raving just because someone died from water toxicity and they called it le ebil ecstasy death
>>216967012that's just their culture rorke, save our nhs
>>216966981but you still had sex. i have my hair but i'll never have sex
>>216967012Expecting everyone to adhere to the same standards is racist.
>>216966865timmy's crush
>>216967032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ONHPybwD8s
>Phyllis Formout
>>216967060you post about black men for hours every day mate give it a rest
reminder to report the BE flags posts
just got a message from my drug dealer asking if i wanted to buy any drugswellsir i've been clean for about 2 months but since he asked i suppose i might as well
Nan could cookMam could cook not as good as Nan but good enough (I'm better and she knows it)Sis can't cook at all failed generationI've taken over turkey duties but it not right I shouldn't be cooking it but I have to otherwise its shit
im 6’3 with a full head of hair and blue eyes and im a complete khhv haven’t even come close
I need methamphetamine and the government should supply me with it
>>216967003i used to do squats because i was insecure about my bum but not anymore
I AM AN UGLY GOBLINI AM AN UGLY GOBLINI AM AN UGLY GOBLINI AM AN UGLY GOBLINI AM AN UGLY GOBLINI AM AN UGLY GOBLIN
>>216967073Was thinking of Leah Betts, mad that these two happened within like 3 weeks of each other
>>216967100>I shouldn't be cookingwhy not
>>216967100ktim I reluctantly do the cooking at every family gathering otherwise I know the food will be grim.
I have undiagnosed adhd which has caused me to drop out of university because I cannot focus while studying I just can’t do it. It’s ruined my life
>>216967119sex sex
no, I wouldnt use methamphetamine to make crystal meth. I value having it much more than doing something silly. if I had meth drugs I would make sure I dont lose the privilege, even do things like getting a job and going to uni to be able to keep it
Non whites shouldn’t be able to claim any benefits. Nor should they have free healthcare or be able to access food banks. Simple as
mumstein has been absolutely horrible to every girl i've dated and tried to convince me to stop seeing them, she's like bloody norma bates
>>216967120screaming ktim
>>216967133what the HELL!
>>216967137get her shagged
>>216967127unluckyjust get an easy job where you dont do anything if you cant be trusted with proper responsibility
>>216967127it's going to be a kaytimmers from me
>>216967134
willy feels a bit bigger since losing some weightonly a bit though
gonna treat myself on payday x
>>216967134you're off to a bad start because methamphetamine is crystal meth
don't mind the smell of cigarettes because my first gf smoked so I associate the smell with my first blowiesnever smoked myself tho I'm way too cheap to form bad habits that cost money
>>216967127happened to me too lol lmao
zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real zestrorke isnt real
any kratom addicts in?
>>216967127then get diagnosed and get gibs
>>216967189Ok I will eat it !!
>>216967189the Russians are gonna love this
>>216967127>caused me to drop out of university because I cannot focus while studyingit's literally impossible to not graduate universityI stopped attending for a full year and didn't hand in my third-year dissertation and just got to redo it with months of extra time (did it all in one day with blatant chatgpt use) and still passed
>>216967137my mum would worship the girl if i brought her home but that's never happening haha
mad that my six and a half incher has never been seen by a woman
>>216967167keep going the fupa holds a lot of length back a lot back
>>216967189Can this be its own constellation when it's already part of Leo?Don't really know the rules
>>216967137>every girlthat's far too many you need to go so long without she starts suggesting ones you to go after
each day l find something that makes me lose more and more faith in humanity today its the tesco xmas tree 'scandal'
>>216967220just dont wear any pants lad
what's your favourite N word?
>>216967220not that mad
>Unexpected rise in energy bills from January despite falling wholesale costs
>>216967220Is 6 and a half supposed to be impressive?
youre all loathsome scoundrels and i will see to it that you are slain
>>216967260that's in the top 10 percent of all men on earth
>>216967207Not the lad you're replying to but I just stopped attending. Stopped attending lectures, tutorials, meetings with my personal advisor, didn't bother attending my exams, ignored my emails, ignored the letters they sent me. Eventually months later I replied to an email from some far flung matriculation department begging me to confirm whether I was still alive so that I might confirm whether I wanted to continue or not. Told them I'd chucked it and that confirmation was all they needed to dot the i's and cross the Ts.had mental elf you see
>>216967260are you something of a size queen geoffrey
>>216967255rachel reeves is surely the only person who didn't expect this
>>216967249ningen
>>216967249there's only one n-word
My girth is literally 4 inchesI wish I was joking
>>216967269...grimAnd to think mine will never be seen by a woman.
>>216967087you won't get a reply, he's busy >>>/v/726475370
>>216967246Just saw thisI don't understand why they won't just call it a Christmas tree. Who do they think they're protecting by not putting that on the box, when the rest of the country is going to be draped in Christmas lingo for 2 months
>>216967285is that a lot
I don't even have a willy
doing a gay little dance
I've cracked the code. All I have to do is wait for the tech to come, then I can chrome myself completely, become a woman, then fill out a niche fetish and make bank. Alternatively I can just become a prostitute. Then I'll have enough money to properly invest in both stocks and crypto and make even more money.
>>216967303hi! are you a girl? do you have a vagina?
>>216967303same, fell off when i was a kid and it never grew back
>>216967307You could also work a normal job instead of living on bennies
>>216967274To me the funniest part about dog nigga isn't even the niggaIt's that the dude's name is Rex Wisconsin
>>216967300Because its describing what type of tree it is 'fir evergreen' whatever. There's huge signs saying 'OUR TREES ARE PERFECT FOR CHRISTMAS' and loads of christmas branding everywhere
>'It took me a long time to admit, even to myself' - British Labour MP Josh Newbury tells colleagues he was raped as he calls for end to stigma around victims
watching peacemaker
>>216967246Yankified runts hopped on the christmas war 20 years late
so it happened AGAIN
>>216967348corr if it was a womangrim if it was a man
>>216967302Pencil dick
>>216967369this wouldnt have happened if we simply gave them more things when they arrived
going to cook up some nissin 'tokyo shoryu' noodleesthey got pretty nice wheat noodles
>>216967351
>>216967382unfortunate
They should stop eating whale and octopus. I just saw an octopus play the piano.
eating peanuts drinking coca cola
smashing an umbunnies face into the floor until it's an unrecognisable mass of gore
>>216967455this is horrible
the biggest farm in Australia is Anne Creek Station in South Australia, it covers an area 2,367,700 hectares (5,851,000 acres) it is bigger than all of Wales which is 5,100,000 acres
>>216967369leftypol justifies this for the sake of diversity
illusion of free choice, 2 https://i.postimg.cc/zvq66ZCf/image.png
i'm fucked just absolutely FUCKED
>>216967455good thing im umpetal and not umbunny
>>216967477erm,,,
>>216967477err
>>216967477you have got to be kiddingdo you really not know my policy? I do not and WILL NEVER click links in /brit/
https://i.postimg.cc/FRNTsb7T/image.pngthis is what I meant
>>216967477
Me? A proud and noble umcabbage
>Rachel Reeves sick of people ‘mansplaining’ how to be chancellorstfu rorke
>>216967470Not really a farm at that point then is it
>>216967351>alternate universe where your life is so much better>but it's also a nazi world and there's no people of colour>REEEEE I'M GOING INSANE WE NEED TO TEAR IT DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rscnvx28d5M
farting on an umpickles head
>>216967511>mansplaining in 2025lady unc
fixed https://i.postimg.cc/rFBCwGHx/image.png
>>216967511Bet she thought she had leftypol KOed with that one
umbrella
genuinely disturbing that Mousey is into beast
umburger
happy DW happy life
>>216967519spoilers you cunt
>>216967533imageboard not linkboard
>>216967012Yeah white people never lie, like the time Bill Clinton famously didn't lie about getting a blowjob
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
>>216967039It unironically is their culture and we need to realise that and factor it in whenever we think about hiring oneTo take an Africans qualifications at their word without doing thorough background checks is extremely naive Their culture doesn't see deception to get ahead as a bad thing, gaming the system and getting ahead the easy way is celebrated There's no incentive not to lie either, this woman has been suspended for 9 months. That's it.She should be in struck off and in jail for driving without a license.
>>216967511maybe we would stop mansplaining if she would start womderstanding
evens and i continue writing my codeodds and i go play my bass both involve pouring another drink
>>216967569bubba was black
umderstanding
>>216967571yeah, but they are pretty
sufficient sleepexercisequality nutrientssunlightsocial interaction
Me? Never lie. It is my duty as a white man to always tell the truth even if it may cause my death
>>216967569he famously didn't lie actually because he famously said he didn't have sex and famously got a blowjob
>>216967628Good lad. Absolutely hate lying.
>>216967307naisu Lebekkah
>>216967627no thanks
>>216967630Legally he lied under oath or else he wouldn’t have been impeached
£150 on uma game would be like 10,000 careersthats insane! would probably just go to 600 speed/stam and roll for 3*s, get up to 6x 3*s in the first 1000 runs and then idk. £150 being 100K carrots
New>>216967682>>216967682
>>216967670trump got impeached twice
the new is gonna be #LITTY