brina edition
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1762896505317319.gif
Might quit toil on Monday morn
got my ring finger up my cock
>>216969399didn't learn this as i am an autist freakazoid
might quit my SSRIs, don't want to keep seeing my GP
>>216969458cool
>>216969458john mcafee
You are all great people and I'm glad I post here.
got a day off not sure what to do with it just been farting and sucking gin could get a train to the city i ‘spose
>>216969498thank you for your kind wordsi'm grateful for your comments and thoughts also
>>216969498
either AI works as planned and everyone is unemployed in the next 5 years or it's a massive speculative bubble due to burst shortlyeither way, it's over
>>216969373no you weren't
fucking love yoghurt any yoghurt males in
>>216969498Thanks anon!
Buying a watering metal British green round new large good can
poo screaming at all the evil boomer cunts who bought in to the bitcoin etfs now
>>216969534this is what happens were you tell an Indian he has been redeemed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fku38S1Qd8Y
>>216969542Hanging on for the UBI and robot gf
Would love to wrap my thin ahh chuddy lips around a Windrush baton right about now
Was telling this fit bird about my archaeological adventures and she asked me if I'd found any dinosaur bones. Got the ick immediately, I was repulsed by her. I curtly explained that dinosaurs are a palaeo thing and that anyone who doesn't know the difference isn't worth my time then got up and left the bar
>The former leader of Reform UK in Wales has been sentenced to 10-and-a-half years in prison after admitting taking bribes for pro-Russia interviews and speeches.>Nathan Gill, 52, from Llangefni, Anglesey, is thought to have received up to £40,000 in total for helping pro-Russian politicians in Ukraine.upsie haha
what's for tea lads
need to grope a /brit/ postes arse rn
Americans and Canadians organically posting about Welsh politics
>>216969542I don't care just plug me into the McGoy™ machine already, pump my veins full of drugs and condensed slop as I lay dormant dreaming of anime waifus this life isn't worth living
>>216969583you'll be flayed alive for human leather shoes for billionaires and the rest of you will be ground into fertiliser
What's rorke cooking?
>>216969446she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen throughout my life
Getting dangerously close to drinking every night
>>forced to take drugs >ktimgiwtwm
>>216969608Wow but Rorke told me it was just a crazy conspiracy theory that Russia does this and these people just randomly decided one day to have incredibly strong pro-Russian views and talk about it all the time?!?!
love needing to have a car. love haemorrhaging several hundred pounds because its time for a service and MOT
>>216969647kay team
Savings? Nah I like credit. Got £11.5k of credit and only used £1.5k of it days before payday
where the fuck is mousey
>>216969639Beats another 50 years of this
>>216969608mental that he sold out for so little
>>216969647giwtwm
>>216969666you are god's best goy
>>216969668cleaning or playing horse game
>>216969659>>216968557
>>216969668I just got here im now thinking about giwtwm but with a fit girl administering the drugs, which are SSRIs. and shes my girlfriend I got a bottle of buckfast for today :)
>>216969647I did that. Now thankfully I've quit and I'm instead on the 'zac :)
My grotty incel life is grim but then I hear people talking about going on dates with single mums and it doesn't seem so bad
>>216969702kek classic mousey, hope you enjoy your buckfast big man
>>216965861why is sacked tranny being antisemitic
these torrents i've downloaded default the audio track to portuguese, fuck off smelly JFs
>>216969702Did your bennies go on today?
battering the aussies
>whining about car fees low t as fuckpay $1200/month for my truck and I love it because I’m not a poor feminine loser
don't need a car but i'll get one anyway
>>216969702Silence!!
is all gon fackin rong
>>216969702yes mousemanyou gonna be getting tanked tonight lad?
i like pepe the frog!
>>216969721thanks hehetheres a bottle of 17% irish cream at LIDL for £2 more than the 11% one and is also one up - a silver drink rather than bronze. and it says "whiskey" on the back not "Irish spirits" so I will be getting that soon anyway because it will probably be like the 11% Irish cream x jagermeister but nicer
>>216969632
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Toilet,_No_Bridelol
>>216969764Re-education camp for you mate
ah love puttin' gas in mah pick up truck
honey is the bee's gift to us and it lush
playing a roguelite called gunfire reborn its very chinese but pretty fun
@mouseyYou've got this
>>216969737
>>216969734Hey there partner sorry to in'errupt ya but /cum/ is two threads down so if ya don' mind slitherin' outta there...much appreciated
>>216969775>In 2013, the authorities in Sehore district made it mandatory for prospective grooms to submit photos of themselves posing with a functioning toilet in their homes in order to register for mass marriage events and receive certain benefits
>>216969794wish i lived in america (lets say north virginia) and had a pickup and had a few gunsthat's the lifeyou really cannot suffer in the usa of a
>>216969611Why the fuck do yanks have people use roller skates to bring them food. Ridiculous country
guess ill be super creeking two runs with guest umas into some shit like uhhh sprint horse / two sprint horse runs and uh a mile horse
>>216969813>The campaign sought to combat fecal pollution and disease caused by open defecation, which was practiced by roughly 70% of rural households in Haryana at the time of the campaign's launch. It also aimed to combat harassment and staring from men directed at women while defecating, urinating, and attending to menstrual hygiene in the open.[1] As a result of the harassment, women defecated openly only at night, thus leading to "numerous cases of sexual assault" in rural Haryana communities.[2][3]linked on the wikipedia "did you know?" section
reheated taco bell yesterday then proceeded to do such a sloppy poo there big brown streaks in my bed now
>>216969857grim bastard
>>216969811Sour grapes
guess after 2 super creeks I will do guest umas into sprint horse x2 and maru Americahorse dont have enough horses to cover all the positions
trailer park boys yaoi
>>216969846Jeets can't stop catching Ls lately can they?
>reheated taco bellbig mistake
didn't have time for lunch so bought a bighams lasagne for 2 which is 10 mins away from being ready and will be consumed by 1 (me). can't beat a bit of bighams as they say aha x
Just can't think of anything to do in my evenings
>>216969883
>>216969874*Spits in bucket* No sir I assure you my grapes ain't no sour grapes, they're the sweetest grapes this side of the Mississippi
thats a Rockstar energy drink with real guava in it drank then (prebuckast)
>>216969775>authorities placed billboards, posters, and radio advertisements promoting slogans such as "No Toilet, No Bride" and "No Loo, No 'I Do'"kek
fire in the discofire in the taco bell
>>216969909You just can’t beat a Friday night BighamsEnjoy matey x
>>216969775>greentexting a link
no toilet no bridge, by bob vylan
I sort of like the first series of Blackadder
trailer park goys
>>216969954yes the silliness only occurred to me after hitting post
You Can't Beat A Bit Of Bighams®
>>216969960okay boomer
I only have 17 horses to choose from desu
>>216969911Play video games, prepare some good food, watch a movie, watch shows, read a book...Honestly how can you get bored when there's so much to do?
>>216969954>pointing out 4chan faux pas
Struggling to conceptualise modern British soft power
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>216969960The setup is funnier don’t know why people don’t like itThe later Blackadder characters are very reddit know it alls
>>216970000the (soft) power (over its own people) of raping immigrants and banning pepper spray
anyone else cant access 4chan without 1.1.1.1 dns server
>>216969771Lidl do some genuinely good alcohol for cheap mate, I would get on it if I were you, great deals considering the priceJust be warned for the hangover
>>216970001fashion is fat cope
>>216970001>Europe at a pushcommie freak
Colleague jokingly asked me if I was on drugs because I'm sweating and acting all twitchy. Wanted to say "No, but I'm about to be"
>>216970001my fashion is style is being white
>>216969775pooja proudly submitting photos of timmy's loo
my mum buys the bighams steak pies. they come in a nice porcelain ramekin which you can keep. the level of quality you come to expect from a bighams.
>>216970043Nigga I wear COAT
>>216970040dont get hangovers but this morning (from the cream and jager) I wasted the 6AM wakeup by sleeping in to let my TP replenish on uma game. should of gotten up to do literally anythingnot to beat myself up about it too much. I do have some new bedsheets and theyre greatalso had some jager earlier in the week and fell asleep whilst trying to have a wank because these new bedsheets actually block out light when I go under the cover
>>216970068and what do you do with these ramekins?
>>216970079Why are zoomers like this
>>216970085Nothing wrong with having a bit of a sleep in lad, it can be good for the body and mindAlso yeah been doing the same lately, bedsheets are far too warm and they put me to sleep when I try and have a wankNot on really
gfberg was raped by her dad but still has a good relationship with him
also when I was on the super creek career, failed a training, and said "if you are lying I will be upset!" at her saying shes fine and she got upset (mood went down), because she probably was lying. woman moment. writing it down to know for the future, when I find a gf in irl
Fun fact did you know 'superior' Europeans were so frustrated that they couldn't discover the secret of porcelain which enabled the Chinese to have a complete monopoly of the commodity for 2000 years that they resorted to grinding up cow bones into their ceramics to try and replicate superior Chinese craftsmanship?
>>216970115no offense but she probably still fucks him only saying because you probably only said this because thats what you think too
>>216970079
>>216970079what a ridiculous outfit
>>216970115Why are you dating someone like that?
>>216970104she gave me about 10 of them the other day. i mostly use them for bowls for the cat.
eating a custard dooughnut
browsing linkedin for some#inspiration
>>216970124fun fact black people havent invented even like, 10 things. the entire race the whole very old and supposedly there before all of the west has not but 10 things
>>216970143not likely since he's in prison>>216970154i didn't know until i was already in it
>>216970054back in my opiate days I used to get a Dr Pepper at lunch time and when it was down to the last inch I'd dissolve 30mg Oxycodone ER in it (acid removes the release mechanism) then when it got to 4PM at toil I'd drink it so that I could guarantee I'd be high as fuck the moment it turned 5PMwould always end up completely fucked for the last 45 minutes, sat at my desk pale and sweaty with pin prick pupils, fobbing customers off hoping I could just get to the end of my shift. Often I would nod on the train.
>>216970079>yeah famalam, dress me like a hitler youth drafted into the defense of berlin in 1945 with the castoffs from the adult volksturm
I respect Indians but don't want them here.
>>216970115>Oh dad, this is just like that time you raped me! Remember that? Silly you.
>>216970161what does this have to do with the inherent chineses superiority over evropa?
listening to this and feeling very pumpedhttps://files.catbox.moe/haa8ik.mp4
>>216970161Ermm actually they built the pyramids, invented electricity, levitation, faster than light travel, computers AND peanut butter
>>216970192rorke-indo friendship
>>216970054gave me a hearty laugh this
>>216970172Give her a plap she'll never forget and then run, she's actually damaged goods, she'll probably get the worst postpartum depression ever and kill your children
>>216970207them Asians have invented loads of things and their race is like 3 million years old. also they used to be white before they became yellow
we're good people :-)
those posts are making me sad :(
>>216970210don't care what this manlet mexican has to say
>>216970220honestly she's a total normie, if she's insane she's very good at hiding it
apparently the Chinese used to be white according to booksthose on the "yellowification" of the race
These editions have been dreadful. Don't worry I've got one in the bag
wonder if bald can actually scrap. He's a big man and carries himself confidently. If he is genuinely an MI6 asset he will be trained up.
>>216970210spics age so badly
>>216970250Mate you don't get raped by your dad and continue on as a normal person. Not worth what is to come.
second taco bell poo has just hit the porcelain
catberg agrees that You Can't Beat A Bit Of Bighams®
them Chinese people love opium
>>216970264He seems very non-confrontational so I doubt it
>>216970195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVoC6-01-UI
I’m fresh to deathi’m dressing differentI’m truly sculpted in his imageCold visions
>>216970303Don't feed human food to your cat
Too embarrassed to tell anyone my favourite lollies are chocolate flavoured gollywogshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheekies
/brit/?more like /mansplaining/
cant be proud of your fine china nowadays it has to also put some other race down but you know what? I love being white
>>216970344>n June 2020, along with Red Skins, Nestlé announced that the name would be changed to better align with modern values
>>216970308do normies really publicly announce their crushes next to a picture of their face
>>216970306yeah but just because he chooses de-escalation as the first and best course of action doesn't mean he isn't ready if it came to it. The one thing you hear time and time again from people who can actually fight is that they will try to avoid a street fight at all costs
>>216970379no she's doing it for attention
>>216970379yeah they're retarded
>>216970378Would've happened in like 1990 in the UK considering 27% of London is black
>>216970404>>216970405fucksake my normie translator is on the blink
I have two nose rings. therefore I am the normgroid spiel-afflicted femshabbos cattle and probably smoke weed
>>216970308>i don't watch moviesbased
>>216970210>our country's God, Jesus ChristAmerica was founded as a secular country with no official religion. There is no "God" of the United States. The First Amendment explicitly says that the US Congress cannot make any law that would make any religion the established religion of the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_name_changes_due_to_the_George_Floyd_protestsHOLY FUCK
clubs on uma game be like members: [40% of them have last logged in: 136d ago]. kick them!
business idea: a brassiere for men called the "brossiere"
>>216970451cringe
>>216970455cringe they did this I hope the south rises again
>>216969608Good thing Israel doesn't do that
>>216970210what a performative little gimp
>>216970465only club I care about is club penguin
>>216970336it's a bighams pie ramekin i use to put dreamies in you imbecile pay attention
>>216970472Based, actually.
>>216970455i hate niggers
>america>christian
>>216970451founding fathers probably didnt intend for 9/11 to happen but then again neither did the Jews expect the industrial revolution making up fake clothes of different shit blended together. VGH the human species
super creek holding oguris hand so she doesnt get lost
>>216970174Fucking based bro. Never been ballsy enough to get truly fucked up at work, done a few little lines of coke and come in baked, but opiates or a mega line nah. Respect
>>216970451You are autistically conflating irrelevant conceptsA "country" can be legally secular yet have a cultural and social basis in a particular religion, as America undeniably does in Christianity
>>216970532damn i thought vance refused to pray at the western wall
I have a deep respect and appreciation for niggers
seems that he is the only one there using his left hand soo
>>216970587It's AI
sir kim
my parcel has left kenosha, WI
>>216970596coalburning is disgusting anon
took me a long time to realise that there are not universal rules or principles that you can rely 100% of the timeyou have to rely on your judgement in that context that you're in
>>216970532weird folk, your yanks. disingenuous in all aspects of life.
Trump has been rushed to hospital lads. It’s finally about to be over.
>>216970640we can only hope
>>216970455sort by location and look at all the UK ones lmao
my dad has cancer
today I cleaned the bathroom, my room and under my bed and lost my lighter
Started viewing history and current events through the same lens as I enjoy novel/video game lore and it is far more enjoyable to read about. No more anger, no more upset. Just expanding my knowledge of the lore, as I potter about my little corner of this twisted world
gfberg is tearing the flat apart because she misplaced something that she absolutely does not need immediately and almost certainly will be found by accident within a few daysgod I hate women
>>216970679
>>216970679he'll be reet
Might buy a cowboy hat. Why not?! I like the style. They're practical. I'll be known as the cowboy hat guy
>>216970656>40 George Squarepscr
>Imagine being white british in 25The most cucked and pathetic group of people in the entire country.
>>216970679not good
>>216970558the secret ingredient is hating your job and not caring if you get the sackAlso while I was at that job a bird in my team was let go when she was caught drinking on the job. Turned out she was a full time alchie and would keep a 2L of lemonade under her desk topped up 50:50 with vodka and sip it all day long. Funny incident involving that same bird in retrospect, one time we were at work's quiz thing with a few ciders and pizza provided in the cafeteria while the quiz took place. Anyway the quiz lasts about an hour then it's out for drinks after but this lass left the table some time ago and no one can find it. About 30 mins later someone finds her upstairs in the office slumped out cold at her work desk (at like 8PM). There were many small things like that which weren't obvious at the time but became funny when it was revealed she was an alcoholic.
My dog has fleas
>>216970679Watched my father die from pancreatic cancer and felt nothing but fascination at witnessing the process of dying. Seeing his sense of self disappear, his flesh yellow, his urine turn black, his abdomen bloated. Good luck, hope it's as easy for you as it was me.
I have a torch lighter and my book of matches that I was saving to go put phosphor in the ground is empty
>>216970728So get some flea drops dumb cunt
There's pakis posting in this VERY thread
>>216970731blud is kotomine kirei
>>216970679sorry lad
>>216970731Yawn.
>Watched my father die from pancreatic cancer and felt nothing but fascination at witnessing the process of dying.Someone hat this fool
>>216970728you can get a tube of gel that you blob onto the back of their neck and it kills all the fleas and ticks, dead easy. It makes them a bit sleepy (the dog, not the fleas, well I suppose it does make the fleas sleepy too they go to that big sleep in the sky in heaven).
post toil walktoil in this wretched cold
>>216970731
I'm going to force my future children to learning coding that way when they grow up they actually have a high paying skill and won't end up like me
>>216970679mates dad had aggressive bum cancer and was told to start putting his stuff in order to pass away that was like 6 years ago and he’s still about and generally healthy good luck lad
oi damo ya cunt, give us ya loighta
my nan has constipation
>>216970774
this guy has a 9* speed hara with 1200 speed and 800 power
>>216970731you felt something else, surely?
>>216969446
>>216970753Dunno who that is, some edgelord anime character from a google? My father was the edgelord, and I was the human being
anon can you use tazu SSR card rec event number 2 (which removes negative debuffs) to remove "under the weather" from super creek
>>216970792screaming
>>216970797Nope had zero love for my father, absolute monster of a person. Destroyed my life. Spit on his grave
>>216970679Prognosis?
>>216970801Why do you keep posting this webm?
sir job hater
>>216970821idk probably
>>216969772Kek
>>216970832no think it's his bollocks
>>216970846thats poggers and a good strat
you are going to the cinema to watch the kill bill supercut (4 and a half hours) right?
>>216970857Oof okay well at least it's not prognosis cancer
>>216970874are they at least doing intermissions
Question to toilers, NEETS please look away now>it's my birthday today>hear a knock on the door>big fucking parcel>open it up>it's a smorgasbord of items - shortcakes, banoffe pie chocolate, truffles, cheesy bites (?), english tea bags, 3 other edible things>read the note: Hey Anon, Happy Birthday from Toilberg, CEO and the entire [company name] team>burst into tearsis this normal?I worked at a big company before this and they never done thisIs it because there's only like 45 people at this one?
>>216970679Sorry lad
>>216970891happy birthday frenhave a great day
>>216970891No it's not normal but you might be a woman if you burst into tears
>>216970890yeah i'm sure tarantino will make sure they cram in some retro style "let's all go to the lobby" type shit
>>216970891that is not normal
Mum
>>216970919thank you
nth for the gyaldem
>>216970891no that's not normal. but very nice.Happy birthday lad
>>216970930you wouldn't happen to know if this woman has sex with men of an African persuasion, would you?
never grabbed a badgernot even seen one
>>216970939this is the future of e-girl simp farming: instead of dressing like a clown dancing around in front of a ring light it's just the bird looking normal on holiday and you self insert as her boyfriend (for a fee)
some mental yank bitch paid someone to mutilate her and tie her up to pretend she was attacked by liberals and nobody cared until she was caughtscream
i've grabbed a beaver a few times haha ;-)
>>216970573You're an idiot and wrong. The Constitution of the USA says that it's a secular country with no official religion.
tommy, tommy, tommy, tommy, rubenstein
Sir John McAfee
*trawls through the streets of /brit/ with a plaguecart*bring out her dead! bring out yer dead!
>>216970891oh that's very nice of themwish i worked at a company like that
>takes pics and makes tiktok bits with core gyaldem>streams with core gyaldem>might be going on holiday with core gyaldemShe might be in
+70 energy 3 tazu training (on kitsune black, on speed) in a row because it was time to train speed! to then do the ura event. and that because kitsan black is already MAX
>>216970891check it out ladsmentaltoilberg is far too generous
>>216971027You are simply restating irrelevant facts, you silly autistic retard.
>>216971061good selectionhappy birthday, you fat cunt
>>216971061All that choccy, but no raise LMAO we wagies are a joke. We get a dinner once a year and a bonus but never a raise
>>216971050
>>216971025UK ips can't access this, it's not right
>>216971058christ...
>>216971080going to this restaurant for xmas toojust mental
weird to think that future generations won't grow up with easy access to massive quantities of internet porn
>>216971002FFS I haven't wanked today
Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boitune
>>216970891HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON XOXOXO
The yanks are killing our women
>>216971132would lick her tummy and more
that latex video was nice
>>216970891happy birthday anon x
>>216971166She was makin' a move.
>>216971058lovely 'tex that
>>216970993She's trying her hand at acting now, she was a theatre kid. She's got a degree in chemistry to fall back on if it doesn't work out
>>216971197a degree in soft kissable tummy you say?
>>216971166Mwad she'd rather die than shag (You)
don't really understand this reddit thing
>>216971132mr bean funny
Post my truth here, and you all doubt me. Don't mind ridicule, belittlement or hatred in response to sharing my perspectives, but to deny them hurts. My entire life the vast majority of those I have let into my inner world and shared with them my story calls me a liar.
>>216971197>She's got a degree in chemistry to fall back on if it doesn't work outis this even true though?I have an engineering degree, got a job in something non-engineering like most people of my cohortIf it all goes tits up, I doubt I can show up and say "hey I did a bunch of exams 5 years ago and have no relevant experience whatsoever, let me in"
>>216971227the primary demographic of reddit is obese 30-something women and feminine men
>>216971072I'm stating the truth and it seems you're too stupid to understand it
>>216971218Sahara's a thick lass if that's your fancy
>>216971227Sad thing it was probably some 45 year old woman who made and uploaded this.
got the "under the weather" race at good mood and with practise poor, but I lost practise perfect (from like turn 2) and the mood went back down to good. on event 0 of tazu rec only practise poor recovered
>>216971227cheeky bit of national division for the boys x
>>216971227they never learn do they
>>216971259>long legs + fat bodyDoctor Eggman ahh physique
>>216971248Not on my laptop atm but yh, she post a webm of her STEM stuff at uni
>>216971248pretty sure that one is canadian so she's definitely not getting a job after seeing as there are none
>>216971190thanks>>216971164thank you>>216971080danke>>216970949cheers big ears
>>216971294>>216971294
>>216971293She's a yank
>>216971310oh then she will be fine probably
>>216971311>>216971311>>216971311
>>216970451retard
