virage edition>>216977179
the feeling of impending doom is back
>>216981451need another drink
Niggas b like>Edmonton too scary!
Where are the anons who watch dramatic streamers like that one who's called intensity or the one who is cucked or Saigon of Afghanistan or whatever?
rural edmonton is good
yellow fever is coming back
The Angeles Mountains look pretty today, I wish my phone camera wasn't shit
Crazy how alcohol feels good in the moment but then later it's a bad no no feeling
>>216981513I only watch girl streamers who average less than 30 viewers per stream
to drink or not to drink, THIS is the question that has plagues philosophers for generations
Something I learned is, white people are obsessed with gravy. They put it on everything. It's good but not that good. And they like to collect hot sauce even though it never gets used. My friend has some bottle of hot sauce from 2014 that was never even opened. Strange people.
>>216981537you learn to carry it. get an instinct for those peaks and valleys. your supply, what you can do in a day.
>>216981583I'm drinking TopoChico sparkling mineral water
I have a strong brow ridge that makes me look really tough and intimidating like a caveman even though I'm a skinny weakling.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIKE GRAVY! ITS A WHITE SUPREMACIST DOGWHISTLE
shut up, piggy!
>>216981597Gravy is gross but hot sauce is good shit
>>216981597I use hot sauce everyday I put it on everything
Well yeah no shit
>>216981611I hate sparkling water
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>not liking meat and gravyjust say you're a 5'6" brown dude
>>216981644>did someone say "Haitians"?
>>216981650ah yes I remember my teenage years
>>216981650I'm addicted to it
a jeet truck is inbound at your location
I think I shall drink the 420 drink
>>216981677>just killed 3 people>looks mildly inconvenienced as if being issued a speeding ticketWas he on drugs or just a psycho?
I'm American but sometimes people think I'm from Europe because I have the autism accent which they misinterpret as a foreign accent
>>216981677https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M?si=ueoEvud8MfLaFCkB
>>216981641Interesting. Have you got a whole collection of bottles? My friend has a whole cupboard of them.
>>216981700he just has regular indian brain, they lack basic emotions like empathy
I hope my sister likes the Christmas Ulta gift card
>>216981617Are you Slavic
>>216981644watching a livestream with /sp/ of port au prince after they qualified was KINO
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FELLOW GAMERS:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9B60dqDAho
you like open world games because of "muh atmosphere"I like open world games because I can play youtube on the second monitor in between all the traveling aroundwe are NOT the same
>>216981758Imagine being a well fed Brazilian getting beaten by a man from a country where eating a single potato a day is considered three meals
>because I can play youtube on the second monitor
penisbenis
What's up this fine friday night my fellow /cum/mers?
>>216981755give her the Dillard's giftcard
>>216981781Nobody likes open world slop
>>216981824Making rice, eggs, and bacon
>>216981781Rec me some open world games>>216981839I love themFuck invisible walls
didn't realize today was african american friday
>>216981824shall bake a 'za
Old movies be like>Hey baby I got canned >That's okay honey I can take my old part-time job at PetSmart back and pay for the mortgage, heating, water and car loan all on that check BOOMERS WERE SPOILED!
>>216981824contemplating drinking but you n-words never join me in my fun
>>216981824About to go pick up this femboy and bring him back to my place. He's gonna suck me then i'll pound his butt for a while and maybe watch a movie. I need to take him back by midnight
Game on main monitor, small group chat with some friends streaming a movie on second monitor, thread on third monitor, I am not a zoomie I am nearly 30
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TD-3UFIGM3Ythe lads
>>216981854Making open world games is extremely cheap and devs do it because you have to make your own fun in them
>>216981864erm akshually you just need to live in Edmonton and then everything will be fine
>>2169818393 of the 5 highest selling videogames of all time are open world>>216981854I'm replaying RDR1 right now, very good game and I always liked it more than the second
>>216981866I am having some weed but I got some free canned espresso martinis I might have later
>>216981871how old is this “boy” exactly that you’re going to pick up and drop off before bedtime
>>216981886there's something wrong with your link, it won't open within the thread
>>216981824looks like a very simple friday evening of drinking and blasting fools in call of duty. found a band i love, and they pair perfectly.
>>216981909its jason his mom wants him home before midnight
*points at you*After the love is gone What used to be right is wronghttps://youtu.be/7tuJfud4W6U?si=FMLlcGXqTb5EOh85
What's that song that goes like>what is love>baby don't hurt me>don't hurt me>no more
can't wait for my monitor to start getting dead pixels so I can finally upgrade it
the catfisk turned out nice and the catfisk gravy was good. thank you for your patience and understambling in these difficult times. God bless
bully anon, where are you? there's a poster here you should be bullying >>216981871
>>216981929Darude - Sandstorm
>>216981866im vaping some weed right now, vape some weed
>>216981929Africa by Toto
>>216981929'what is love', haddaway
>>216981929not sure
>>216981875>nearly 30That's still GenZ
Might suck later, wanted to earlier but the bf was busy
"doitch land" haha fuckin idiot
people in their late 20s are so lame
>>216981967Your AI bf isn't real.
>>216981978Be nice
>>216981978not as lame as your mom idiot
>>21698196229 is not gen z
>>216981726No I just have like two or three. Valentina hot sauce, and then habanero xxtra hotI use the habanero sauce the most
>>216981947
>>2169819951995 or after is Gen Z, 1994 or earlier is Millennial
Might buy here
Hit a turtle with my Chevy tonight coming off work. Probably an eastern box turtle. Poor guy. Dinner is pork ribs and corn on the cob.
America used to STAND ON BIDNESS!
>>216982017I don’t live there.
>>216981909He's 18 and really sweet. I took his virginity and we've been fucking for the past few months
>>216982026terry…
>>216981983I don't use AI, talking to it like its a real person feels weird and debases you as a human being
>>216982033very black-coded purchase
>>216982036I shall force you in my basement sex slave dungeon
>>216981824going to the big drink
>>216982013omg... she's beautiful...
>>216982052You can't stop from wearing my pimp hat while driving it!
>>216982033based and Fargopilled
How much anime should I post?
Nothing to do
>>216982087bout tree fiddy
just ate an entire pizza by myself, AMA
>>216982082We stop at pancake's house
>>216982103What toppingsWhat crust
Car manufacturers also forgot how to design an actual interior that made you feel like you were driving something of worth
>>216982103Kinda za was itDid you ever try making a pizza burger with two of those little microwave mini pizzas as buns those are good once in a while
>>216982129My life isn't that depressing
>>216982118I need big screens plastered everywhere or I don't feel alive
>>216982096the humble goon sesh:
>>216982118Nice bench seating. Plenty of room to roll your backwoods
>>216982103
gonna have to start wearing my slippers. my feet are getting cold.
>>216982144>You can only shift the gears in the radio touch screen now and reverse requires a subscription
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Nl1XmKpdc
>>216982143Oh come on we're all fat here I bet you try it sometime now that I told you about itJust make sure the minipizzas are cooled first
>front/shotgun seating :|>front/passenger seating, but as one long bench:O
>>216982172Just say Israel and Saudi Arabia pay you to post like this....
Say it
>>216982186nonsensical reply
>>216982111pure kino, Fargo is such a comfy movie. Seasons 1-3 of the show are very good too, season 4 is pretty cringe.
Now Mercedes just makes 100,000 cars where the interior filled with plastic squeaks and the motor only lasts 40,000 mi
https://youtu.be/cEX0T56gAK0
alright, business ideaI go to the bar once 5:30 rolls around, then once I realize Im wasting my time and nobody's there, I hit the liqour store and buy some cheep shit
>>216982114>>216982129>>216982157It was a zesty Italian pizza with mozzarella, parmesan, stuffed crust. Crumbled sausage, pepperoni, and some diced red peppers.
>>216982249Kiss a girl on the mouth lips
>>216982249Nobody ever hits on me at the bar, movies are a lie
>>216982235The new ones also don't crumple like aluminum foil if you hit something.
>>216982257I called you morbidly obese, I didnt ask for your toppings, fatty fat fatty
>>216982238too big
Gooned 3 times today, gonna try for a 4th tonight
>>216982118Hell yeah bruther, couch on wheels is the way to go.
>>216982045What's ur favorite doujin?
just watched john wick 2pretty good, I watched it in theaters on release and thought ruby rose was hot as fuckstill do but I did then too
>>216982272That's just straight up a lie. If you are in a severe enough accident your car is going to crush regardless
>>216982286faustian
shall kms
>>216982276you're gonna get topped
>>216982287hideous headlights and front, but that is one snazzy interior
>>216982286Post links
Moment of silence for all the cut ones ittRip your foreskin
>>216982232watched S1 and enjoyed it, started S2 and enjoyed that too but never finished. makes me wanna get a midwest housewife that will have pot roasts in the slow cooker and make me mashed potatoes :3
It's so fucking over
>>216982013Lol seething bone faced troon
>>216982299Yeah, and the bar for "severe enough" has risen steadily over the years. Sunbass.
>>216982321yeah some of the older boat cars had pretty ludicrous bodies but they always nailed it in the /comfy/ department
Bitches don't know bout my Toyota Century luxobarges
>>216982346Part of the problem was most cars used to not come equipped with airbags as standard which would stop half of inertia related deaths and injuries
Friends are inviting me to a rave, should I go?
This was 27k in 1990
>>216982373Yeah fuck it do some non hard drugs and have a good time
>>216982358
>>216982294I don't really read doujins much these days but I used to like ash wing's stuff a lot, the love sex one is probably their best
Going to the park tomorrow
i gooned to sum fucked up shit many times, it dont mean nothing
>>216982415I would've hoped it was even lower. Nothing screams opulence like financing a small middle eastern nation with your weekly driving habits.
>>216982415Gas was also only .81 a gallon back then lmfao
farts are nasty brosss
>>216982438Like what
>>216982475nu-space technoir deco like that is so cool, it's still reminiscent of that 60's optimism when they thought the future was going to be amazing and bright
I wanna live in a car now
Got carded for liquor but I am 26 y/o...No I will not post my face.
>>216982514hey man cmon in there's room for 2
>>216982526Be thankful you look young, maybe you'll get a 20 year old to date you when you're 30
>>216982537He's talking about alcohol
computer dashboards used to be so cool, it's amazing how designers managed to fuck this up and turn modern dashboards into hideous ipads
>>216982559>YOUR... DOOR.. IS...OPEN
>>216982583>negro targeting system is: ONLINE
People say this is awful but in retrospect it seems cool now https://youtu.be/aW9nmuTqIE0?si=4tSF9Xjj6y64gb__
>>216982559Everyone is souless and commercialized they probably changed it because women and boomers were getting confused
>>216982625they changed it because it's easier and cheaper to just slap one giant touchscreen in the middle of everything, you don't have to spend time thinking about design or aesthetics or ergonomics. one of my cars has a tablet dash and I hate it so much, it's actually harder and more dangerous than regular buttons or dials.
Brother is visiting and I'm already thinking of breaking my sobriety streak
Finally trimmed my pubes for the first time in over 3 months. My penis looks magnificent and massive.
i wish i could drive.
i get lonely too easily
>>216982644I shaved my body hair off a few days ago out of boredom. I think it looks better
>>216982605I wouldn't want it screeching at me with gay safety shit, but if it said fun little things every now and then it'd be amusing.
i got a license but i'm not good at driving and am afraid
>>216982652It's the best thing ever bro. Just get a car and drive it bro it's easy.
>>216982666I would be afraid to drive outside of North America too. In fact I'm afraid to drive here now because of, well you know.
>>216981387recommend me some good boards
>>216982681i have a visual impairment that makes it impossible for me. i want to drive and go on canoe camping trips and wear white tshirts with a pack of cigd rolled up in the sleeve but i cant. i hope you have fun when you drive.
>>216982661Yeah it feels nice to be smooth. Too much effort though I’m a lazy bastard
>>216982705Element makes good boards IMO, Maple always made good ones too idk if they're still around. World Industries had great designs too.
>>216982719>cigd rolled up in the sleevethat's a really cool way to lose a pack. don't do that, ever.
>>216982743i dont even smoke so it would be fine.
>>216982719Ah that's gay, sorry about that. I will have fun for you though.
>when you're a mufuckin stonah>you not supposed to get a bonah
What keeps you going bros
Made one:>>216982810
>>216982804Wait... they look like midwestern blondes
>>216982804imagine just being stupid and hot and oblivious your entire life and the whole world is a dangerous fucked up hellhole but you somehow manage to exist in absolute comfort largely because everyone around you caters and accommodates you what a life>>216982803mostly spite
Eating, sleeping, pissing, shitting
>>216982719I'll drive us around and we can hold hands and stuff and i'll put my hand on your leg when I drive
>>216982803>goingI'm not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ZfhMKssysThey made James ugly :/
>>216982803quick moments of heart-bleeding passion. ideas. things i want to try. feelings to express. curiosity; "is it really all so bad?", and if it is, wondering how bad it will get while i'm alive. new songs, bands i've never heard. wanting more moments with the people i love.
thinking of having sex with women or maybe just getting a flesh light, might be easier
>>216982824>imagine just being stupid and hot and oblivious your entire life and the whole world is a dangerous fucked up hellhole but you somehow manage to exist in absolute comfort largely because everyone around you caters and accommodates youThere is a reason they say old age is a womans hell
>>216982855why is james a latinx?
>>216982865I always wondered if fleshlights hurt
>>216982824Spite towards whom
>>216982877why would they
>>216982883y0 momma!!
>>216982875He looks like Walter
>>216982803Life is occasionally good and beautiful. Not nearly as often as I would prefer, but I’d like to keep experiencing those moments as much as possible. And I’m way too afraid of death to choose that option anyway.
>>216982803I'm handsome so HOPEFULLY I'll find a wife
>>216982883assorted entities.
>>216982912girls don't approach you because they think you already have a girlfriend
>>216982922girls don't approach you because YOU'RE supposed to approach THEM, dingus
Latrell you've done it again
>>216982897It's better that way blonde men are effeminate as fuck, case study: Jason the gay
i'd rather die an incel than approach women
>>216982935ayo, he finna tryna be cum famous!!!
im so depressed holy shit
>>216982936Jason isn't gay
>>216982936gayson isn't blond are you blind? nobody with working eyeballs thinks that this guy is blond
>>216982949then he will never be famous. nothing more hated than a forced meme.
>>216982958Jason would be a good wife killer like James
>>216982958Is that macy's? Where is that? And who took the photo? So many unanswered questions
>>216982958I wish Canada still had comfy department stores like this. Sears closed and The Bay is clownworld, $300 for a pair of pants.
>>216982954You're not depressed, you're repressed.
>>216982977>comfy department storesNothing comfy about em except the cute women who are always around >>216982975Probably mommy
>>216982977in my town herbergers tripled the size of their store, and then a year later went bankrupt
>>216982958He doesn't look too bad in this picture I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
>>216982878Cute twink. Nice legs
>>216982993autism, obviously
>>216982977What are you talking about? I thought JC Penney was from Canada?
the old ball and chain be like that
>>216982396Okay I bought my ticketIt's going to be one guy (me) and EIGHT girls, one of them flirted with me hard a couple years ago but she had a boyfriend but since then she's broken up with him so I am really excited to see her!
>>216982803the ever-slim hope of getting laid again
>>216982992I just found out The Bay also went bankrupt and closed in June of this year. They were in business for over 350 years and COVID managed to kill them. JFC. >>216982991The cute but slightly depressed girls who probably had a drinking problem were always comfy to be around.>hey hun how's everything working out in there>do you need another size>i'm just out here if you need something>why yes, I DID find everything I was looking for today - thank you for asking.
>>216983024you will never be and you never were an incel
watching a lecture on adhd and nodding along with the lecturer's points as if I didn't know I had adhd
>>216983024I fucked her
>>216983040incels are freaks
Winter is that time of year when American twinks need to cuddle with Canadian twinks. What's cuter than snuggling up next to a cute Canadian bro? Maybe kissing him on the forehead to show he's loved (not in a gay way) and tucking him into bed
>>216983023Women have a natural disposition against video games because they make men weak
>>216983016JC Penney doesn't exist here. We had Target for a short while, before that it was Zellers and Kmart. Also had Bi-Way, a shit-tier budget department store. Sears was the normal one, and The Bay was the high-end one. Much earlier than that we had EATONS which was the top tier gucci department store for rich niggas with fur coats. It went under decades ago. It's all gone nigga. Lost...like tears in the rain...
so fucking tired of faggots
>>216983024ok but you better plan out a slutty rave outfit
>>216983055more like natural disposition to be bitchy
>>216983063I want to attract men I am gay
>>216983040That's the nicest thing you could ever say to me>>216983044She's a woman so that's expected, I just want to kiss her>>216983063I asked my friend what to wear and she said "the sluttiest outfit you have" so ill wear my slim fit black jeans and my The Cure t-shirt
/cum/ might unironically be the most aids-ridden general
Bitch ass niggas can't hang
There’s something exceptionally beautiful about hung femboys. It’s the sense of delicate and fragile femininity juxtaposed against the powerful masculinity of a long and thick cock, with low hanging balls. It’s art! It’s poetry in motion!
>>216983067take mdma let a black guy fuck you
>>216983087I just date white boys
>>216983074>I asked my friend what to wear and she said "the sluttiest outfit you have"why do you think I told you to wear your sluttiest outfit I know these things but it's a rave so you might want to bling it up a bit oh and also if you plan on doing certain...rave drugs wear something soft and you'll have bitches touching you all night
>>216983055videogames are a MASSIVE redflag
>>216983106No they aren't, bitch please, plenty of Chads play video games
>>216983055Women hate video games because men enjoy them
sup fags
>>216983109chads just play fifa, grow up
>>216983109women like chads in spite of videogames, that doesn't make videogames not a red flag
>>216983117Chads watch anime now too
Forgot to defrost the meat so I am supporting my local chinese takeout place tonight
incels are and always were at the fore front of culture
>>216983136you're a terrible boiwife your bf ought to beat you
>>216983136what were you gonna cook?
>>216983061concur
i hate living in this hell house there is nothing but screaming and misery please get me out of here
anime will never be as cool as a Ford Bronco
>>216983158What is sisterberg screaming about now
i could wrangle up your sister like a cowboy
>>216983158you deserve a peaceful home, anon
>>216983174She let her boyfriend cum inside her pussy but she forgot she wasn't on the pill
>>216983166Smack my ass like a drum
>>216983174she doesnt want the dog anymore and is sewerslide baiting
>>216983192nothing a stiff back hand cant fix
>>216983166Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind is PRETTY rad though
Trump just made MTG resign from congress, we're truly living in nazi germany
>>216983192Damn that's heavy. I feel bad for your parents. I think she'll get used to the dog with more time but idk, sorry that's happening to you
>>216983154Some chicken wraps but I prefer to order out on Friday anyway feels nice to order out at the end of the week>>216983145He can bully me in bed if he wants
>>216983181
>>216983214I love chicken wraps
>>216983207For me? It's Porco Rosso.
>>216983136>>216983214Lazy forgetful bitch
>>216983211she makes my mom cry every day and is stressing my dad out
Gays are bad people, they don't have morals other than what benefits them
>>216983214sounds like he needs to bully you more in general since you intentionally forgot to cook him dinner so you could order out
>>216983244Have she ever tried therapy, and I mean actual therapy where they try to work things out and won't just shove pills down her throat
Long dark poos
overpaid for everything but I have a buzz going https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDBzgHXf64
>>216983244is that you shorty?
>>216983286Yes it's him I love him
>>216983247Do you want to fuck my ass?
Real men don't pay for women
>>216983269she says she wants to be medicated but refuses to see a doctor or therapist
Faggots literally are incapable of shame, it's why they molest kids so much
>>216983321can i get her discord?
Quads slightly sore from all the climbing today on my bike ride. They are coming in nicely I like to think
>>216983335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCtQKGyfW3k
>>216983254I'm the breadwinner though
>>216983214oh i love those. i used to cube the chicken. can you believe that? but some notion snuck up on me; "who are you trying to impress?" so i just started tearing shreds of it off once it was cooked.
>>216983328You don't molest kids because you would feel ashamedI don't molest kids because I'm not attracted to kids
Palestinians never called me an antisemite
>>216983350lmao you date a lazy mexican who doesn't have a job?haha you truly are the girl in it all
>dyed my hair like over 30 times>never once stained floors/wall or anything else>move into new apartment>my hair is looking shitty better dye it>stain the floor and the bathroom racks
N
Being sober is so boring on god
can we not talk about gay assfucking and child molestation for maybe one thread?
based latino neet chad getting white boy to pay the bills
Gays always have toxic relationship dynamics
>>216983375Jews, Arabs, Syrians, Lebanese, and Iraqis are are all Semitic because they all come from the line of Shem, one of the three sons of Noah.
>>216983395I love Daniel Tiger
>>216983328All the gay guys I know go wild for 30yo dads
Threadcuck *whistles sharply* new thread. Hop to it. Let's not leave our /cum/ friends waiting Don't worry guys the new will be up soon, he's a little sad because his wife cleaned up my load before he could eat it out of her
>>216983377No he has a job too I just earn more, we both have nepo jobs
>>216983402No, you just hear about them from terminally online queers that want attention and asspats
>>216983387that's what you get for being a messy freak, foid
>>216983393I'm 6 months sober. It's as boring as you make it really.
I’m a 30+ year old daddy
Make sure you guys say thank you threadcuck in the next thread, or else he gets sad
>>216983423weird rp post
>>216983449*Rapes you*
>>216983393Right there with ya bud
>>216983446shut the HELL up schizopoo
>>216983437ill make you a mommy
>>216983434Males dye their hair too. Foids don't post here
>>216983478Why did you decide to become gay
this shit is not afk at all and i'll be here for the next 100 billion years
>>216983476like frankenstein's monster?
let me know if a mexican makes the thread
>>216983488like ill chop your cock off and give you a neovagina
>>216983482Being straight is malding eternally over your receding hairline and never doing anything about it.
>>216983499erm but that would just create a tranny, not a mommy
>>216983507>>216983507>>216983507
thinking of gooning to 3d women today
>>216983505mommy tranny
>>216983519why do you lust after old trannies
