Is this guy blonde?previous: >>216983507
>>216985666I MET YOU AT THE J.C. PENNY
This is Alyssa. Say something nice about her.
do Americans have moosetracks?
gayson used to actually give a shit about his appearance. sad how far he's fallen
>>216985666cool school shooter coat
finna sleep now>>216985583im actually almost certain that im some kind of intersex person, even i am surprised by how much hormones turned my life aroundnot only does my mind work a thousand times better, but my body is turning into that of a real adult womanwhen i had only testosterone in my body i never went past the twinkish teen male body, so i suspect that i have some androgen resistance in meprobs will never know for sure, tho
>>216985730Yes
>>216985712i'm afraid there's no gfs outside either
>>216985709Is this from the shooting of the new Matrix movie?
>>216985730yes it's one of my favorite ones too cause I love CHOCOLATE
>>216985727That's a drawing of a child
>>216985612This city is amazing for public drinking. Never had a problem with the cops.
>>216985743plenty of gfs for those with eyes to see them
>>216985748but you can't eat it or you'll get FAT
>>216985783You can count your calories
>>216985730Never had this
drinking milk
Lads, I'm drinking covfefe. Tim's, L w/ 2 creams. Actually tastes decent this time. Praise Jesus.
>>216985811I had eggs and bacon earlier
I'm the most miserable person to have ever lived in the world
I have to admit it: There is something almost intoxicating about watching huge dicks blast their loads.
>Tim's
The inability to sleep is ruining my life. Not being able to sleep even though it's midnight or 1am is so frustrating I just want to scream. My life would be so easy and good if I could sleep. I've crossed the line to just feeling angry about this
>>216985850disgusting shite. enjoy your hepatitis.
>>216985867At 1am the night is young!
10:37I'm working out
>>216985907Better late than never
JD vance confirmed my suspicion that the US is treating canada like crap because they see us as a brown shithole country
>>216985937Remember when Trump made Mexico AND Canada spend more on border security for "fentanyl" but hardly any fentanyl ever comes over the Canadian border? I think the actual reason is because he suspects the jeets are going to try to come down here soon when Canada shits the bed
>>216985937JD Vance has a thing for brown shitholes, have you seen his wife?
>>216985937>see us as >>216985963>are going to try
I'm drinking
>>216985963It's because he likes dealslop and pr wins obviously
>>216985963to be fair that is what's probably going to happen
Californiaaaa
Two really fun facts:If Canada lacked physical access to the Alberta oil sands, it would enter an immediate state of economic perilCanada has an extremely small military
>>216986017ZOG created that alberta independence movement because they want the oil there
Funfactoid: America has over 32 times more black people than Canada.
>>216986035that doesn't make any sense they already have that oil
>>216986045>BaltimoreThat's my hood
Hello I am from Sumer
>>216986064sumeria?
>>216986064Are ancient aliens real
>>216986063FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU BALTIMORE
this gon b my halloween costume for next year. if you think about it, its kind of scary. imagine a guy stopping you if theres no construction site. with a mask on. staring at you menacingly. imagine you see this shit at like 3 am in a spooky ghost town.
>>2169860453 times more if we do per capita
Henlo Iam Phoenecian
>>216986086I like it I like it
>>216986086If i was American i'd just fucking shoot you. As would be my right
>>216986120I wish I had an icelandic girlfriend
>>216986183They are by far the least attractive of the Nordic women
>>216986215Maybe true for the millennial women
need an italian-american wife
>>216986237But can’t you date 19 year old girls?
>>216986260You could
>>216985666Not to compliment gayson BUT this would go hard as a indie alt band cover tbqh
>>216986311Is Jason blonde?
>>216986425sup int name my band
We are alone with demons and they dont care that i told you. If they cared they would stop me from telling you.
>>216986616I'm smokin weed, thoughts?
>>216986677Huffing THC oil vape here.
>>216986578Maybe if he got some sunlight
Thoughts on nostril sex
>>216986766uhhhh
>Huffing THC oil vape here.
based weed smokersi like smoking weed while i catch up on my anime for the week
Why do trannies always get perms
Any Newfoundlanders here? I like ur dogs
I endorse the trans. It funny when seethe about dickgirls. Let’s all now make jizum on each other’s wieners.
>>216986851Because it would otherwise be flat and thin
smoke alarm decided to die after 10 years. need to replace it tomorrow morning
>>216986851Hmm interesting pattern I wonder if there's a relat-.....Ach so! Curly hair is a Jewish trait, nicht wahr?
>>216986913*woosh*you are now jewish :^]
>>216986907Mine gets checked bi-yearly by maintenance staff.
part of the reason why I became Catholic was because of how hardcore and radical the old school Catholics were like there is no salvation outside the Roman Catholic Church I heavily dislike the new lukewarm Catholic rhetoric that those outside the Catholic Church can be saved
>>216986874are you a dickgirl and if so can you post your butthole and penis
Just deleted 45 gigs off my phone.
>>216986952im considered "maintenance staff" in parentberg's house
Just saw a funny video where some 18 yo Texan nigger got electrocuted by an EV charging station when he tried cutting the cable for copper and then his family sued the power company for three million
>>216986972
>>216986957Catholicism lost its appeal in Europe when it started to modernize and use local languages instead of Latin. The faith needs to revert back to the mystic Latin traditions to gain more followers, otherwise it is just another venue for social progressive exchange.Albeit I am an Anglican, and fiercely proud of it.
>>216986957I guess it doesn’t really matter which rhetoric you prefer though. You’ll submit to the magisterium regardless. And if it is God’s will to save those outside the Church, then you will agree. Let’s not commit the sin of pride by assigning to ourselves the authority to save or condemn. That authority is God’s alone.
>>216987013you have a woman is a bishop thoughie >>216987022I sometime wish the Pope would get on a pulpit and yell that muslims, jews, atheists, heretics, hindus, and schistmatics are damned to hell like Popes used to do. Tell the world that women should not vote, ban usury, accuse the jews of deicide
>>216986971Bro I wish
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>216987013>fiercely proud of it.yeah that’s going in my cringe collection
gonna jerk off to Angela White and Giselle Palmer
>>216987115Why are you exclusively jerking off to white women?
>>216987125it's just what I'm craving tonightsometimes I jerk off to Latina women
Daddy needs to shit
>>216987142me? i want to jerk off to this whore
>>216987162she's really hot but there's a severe shortage of non-latina brown women in lesbian porn unfortunately
now I OCULD crack open this third beer it would be smart, since I already feel nauseousbut Im not drunk enough
>>216987162Looks like Erin Duvall
>>216987085>he doesn't get the reference https://youtu.be/PDBjsFAyiwA?si=Z1j7yQXRRcDptPxq>>216987076We are going through the same "modernization" as most Christian faiths. I pray we will revert to the High Church tradition in the near future
>>216987186it would NOT be smart*
If you tried to kiss me I wouldn't stop you
>>216987207I would violently resist
>>216987173ikr
Took my meds w/ beer again award.>>216987173Lesbian porn is gross cause it's literally gay.
>Lesbian porn is gross
>>216987207I haven’t kissed another boy since I was in school. I would be too shy.
where do I apply to be a porn star?where do I apply to be the janny who cleans up after porn scenes?
>women kissing>gayok, homo
>>216987194Sorry I’m not chronically online!!
>>216987184This is in iceland?
>>216987271or you took your beer with meds. life is all about how you look at things
>>216987322I take my beer with NORDS fuck you
evens I drink this beerodds I go to bed
>>216987341nighty night
>>216987341Good night hun
>>216987341not THIS time, vile poison
You ever tried farting mid-jump to gain extra hight
>>216987370I don't find myself jumping often
>>216987309It's a 1983 Monty Python film which is pretty popular in Anglo-Saxon countries.
https://youtu.be/PBKHKXP5yfI
>>216987404Yeah now THAT is definitely going in my cringe collection
>>216987456Greta had a MASSIVE glowup
goodnight
https://youtu.be/AetlXfPhAfE
>>216987489ew dude no she did not
I am a creature of shame
>>216987660what are you ashamed of
>>216987319Yeah. They are right outside my windowWish they'd go away since they are very distracting
Lesbian porn is gross because there's no dicks in it
>>216987718it's too cold to play basketball in iceland they'd slip and fall!
>>216987686The short answer is I’m just a complete fuckin loser.
When I see porn with a girl sucking a dick or getting fucked, my mind automatically self inserts while I fap. But the thing is, even if its from a male POV shot, my mind doesn't give me the feeling that my dick is being sucked or rode, it gives me the feeling that the dick is in my mouth or ass. It does this automatically, I can't control it
I'm posting from my phone.
>>216987739blondes are fucking dumb
>>216987839no, blondes are the smartest people on the planet.
>>216985963Don’t act like you know what comes over the border. Because the news says, because the government told them. How about things unrecorded? We can detect fentanyl border crossings but the jeets will somehow evade?
canadian """military""" schools claim to be harsher than american ones, what a hilarious video. Being yelled at = abuse in Canada.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajKaCJGqKg
>Health and fitness influencer Sol Brah says he doesn’t want to live in a world where “Blacks and Jews exist.”incredibly BASED
>>216987870Canadian military training is a joke toom it's even softer than your chair forceAt least I hear the army guys get a complete 180 on their soldier course and that's where the real washouts begin
>>216987881you're mexican
>>216987919no and you're brown
I want to hear more about streamers and influencers. I want to hear more about the news and politics. That kinda stuff is just really fucking cool to me.
>>216987925post your hand, nose, hair texture, hair color and eye color
>>216987976Post your dick
I think I'm depressed
>>216987925you aren't white, you latinx bastard.
I'm the only White person on /cum/ jason admitted he's half jew
https://youtu.be/WgPV9DFkQFs
2:30, feeling tired but not sleepy. will probably feel groggy all day tomorrow
>>216988010We are Charlie KirkWe carry the flame
Most depressing comment I have read for months
>>216988342
>>216988348I don't get why people like him so much around here
>>216988362
>>216988457cause ur gay
>>216988362at some point canada will cease to exist and the USA will have to remove the jeets they've imported and clean up the land.
>>216988457Are you trying to act like you drank sparkling water before you came out here
Seppos are baffled by this.
>>216989030What’s a seppo
>>216989056Google is your friend.
>>216989084A Finnish male
>>216989101If you're confused you can use context clues.
Finns don’t use pennies LOL now I get it
Imagine a Thanksgiving dinner but better, that's what you can get every Sunday at a pub in the UK.That is all.
Beard: shavedNose hair and monobrow: pluckedDead Sea cleansing mud mask: applied#SelfCareSaturday is in full effect
listening to "Stairway To Heaven" again. that big part is about to slam down.
>>216990050Undeniably one of the greatest ever!!
>>216990050AND HAS WE WIND DOWN THE ROAD
Stairgay to Gaysex
>>216990334The post that killed one of the most popular songs of all time
I know 4chan is contrarian and is anti-current thing, but It would've been cool to experience popular music before it into shit.
thinking of killing myself again award
>>216990719Yah that’s a cringe thoughtHold it
>>216990864i visualize killing myself dozens of times a day from a 3rd person pov i can see myself shooting myself in the head
>>216990930You need to find jesus
I hope I get to watch myself die in Max Payne bullet time
>>216990998i wish i was retarded enough for that
Mom is threatening to dump the recycling on my bed because I forgot to take it out
>>216991598Based enforcer
>>216991643She's just being OCD
>>216990930samurai shit
>>216991598Always escalate. She dumps the recycling on your bed, you dump the garbage on her bed.
>>216991598Wonder what she'd do if you forgot to flush the toilet
It’s my birthday today23 years no sex
McDonald's breakfast twice in one week award
>>216992699doing this job 40 hours a week would be mental torture
>>216992697Happy birthday my dear friend
>>216992751Someone's gotta do it
>>216992570She came into my bathroom once and went through everything on the counters demanding that I put it somewhere if I don't use it every day.
sup retards
Made your mom’s pussy all cummy once again
Imagine if someone used AI to farm karma on Indian subreddits
bruh i tried to say superseded irl and said supersneeded LMFAO
>>216993588Things must have gotten hella crazy afterwards
>>216992835No one deserves to be abused like this
>>216993612>>216993747Do you like this track?https://youtu.be/aFLLZbQMh7Y
>>216993747She's very pleasant 80% of the time but she has mood swings
>>216993777Skipped through itSounds snoozy
>>216993777I prefer skrillex
I want to fucking die
I miss it when winters were actually COLD
>>216993910>>216993942>>216993945Do you like this track?https://youtu.be/JKJoiNOUgi4
Did you know a singer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?
>>216994038Not my cup of pee
>>216994038Do you like this track?https://youtu.be/X-FsC_-iXYA
>>216994038I dont give a FUCK
Slept from 6pm to 9am award
>>216985666did his mommy take this pic?
>>216994131Take away my hurrrrrtAH
nobody likes me man8th beer of the day. gonna hike in the forest for a bit and then start throwing whiskey down
>>216994166ta gueule connard
>>216994195ton nez connard
>>216994219can you tell me in which city you're going to be buried since you're obviously going to be buried before me so I can go and jerk off and paint your tombstone with my nut. chickendog retard
Flossed, used mouthwash, and brushed with actual fluoride toothpaste
>>216994370Brush my bussy
>>216994370
>>216994413Here's your bussy brush, you degenerate
>>216994498Are you circumcised?
>>216994523No. Why would i be?
>>216994577Gave off that vibe idk
>>216994653I gave of a mutilated penis vibe?
The Icelandic poster has a sussy bussy
>>216994746Amongass
>>216994370For some odd reason floss is twice the price in mexico as it is in 'murica.
Well I failed NNN. I slipped and had two 3 hour goon sessions back to back.On the upside those orgasms were the best I had in my life, holy fuck they were insane
>>216994893Damn niceDick must be sore now
BLACK people should learn ACID attacks from us MIDDLE eastern people dousing in gasoline and burning people doesn't cause much harm, they can easily fix it with skin graftsbut you can just go to home depot, buy some ACID and permanently scar a wh*Te bitch and BLIND them for lifehow can i teach BLACK people the wonders of ACID attacks?
>this is video games in 2026
>>216994945It's incredibly sore
My plan worked outFor the past month or two I’ve been semi regularly watching the ex gfs instagram stories with my own profile, not using an anonymous story viewer website, and as I checked my inbox just now she messaged me two hours ago.
>>216995072What did you nut to?Hope it wasn’t some gay shit
Morning wood again
have sore above ass crack that opened yesterday so spent half the day covered in dried blood and smelling bad today car failed inspection gonna kms
hi
>>216995063what game
Good morning bastard sirs
>>216995063tranime slop for ultra giga losers
Good evening
holy crap lois there's a whole subreddit of gothjeets
>>216996122that is a fire fit thougheverbeit if all indians dressed like this they would be accepted
>>216995722Opus Prism Peak
>>216995526>cars are a symbol of FREEDOM, they take me where i want to GO>hold on let me go get my driving permission slip, my government identification plate, and this 5'4" foreign accent guy will tell me if it's acceptable to put on the road.
I can buy myself flowersI can jerk my own dickCum in my sock for hours
The breakfast
There are plenty of families on the Enterprise, why is Worf so opposed to Alexander staying on board? Weirdo deadbeat dad.
>>216996425Nigger brained species
it’s impossible to be sexually attractive to a woman unless you’re an 8 foot tall minotaur
I’m so blessed to be able to register my cuckbox in florida
Just found out I’m an 8 foot tall Minotaur
>it’s impossible to be sexually attractive to a woman unless you’re an 8 foot tall minotaur
>fish tanksIck.
>>216996501exactly
>>216996501i don’t know what this image implies
Asking for yeezy merch for chrissmuss
>>216996122They look like bigga downas than a german bed time story
controversial opinion:if a man never got to cum inside a prime teenage pussy then there is no reason for him to ever contribute to society>>216994149No, my imouto did
>*passes you the fattest blunt*
>>216996122This jeet zesty
>>216985666Jason posted that picture by accident back in November of 2019
>>216986017canada has a lower population than california.
California needs to be nuked
>>216986677weed is gay
I'll trade California for Alberta
>>216985855straightest canadian
tfw no asian gf
this fart just won't go away
>>216985666I don't know if you guys have the word in English but in Spanish we have a word for that hair color: castañoBasically in the middle between brown and blond
>>216997253It's dark blonde.
>>216996962Lol
>>216997253dirty blonde
>>216997278Aight, thanks>>216997316Sounds rude
boner alert
>>216996962Who took it?
the only asians i'd date would be indonesians
hello
>>216996803*unnecessarily long cutaway gag to herbert breaking into chris's room to tell him a german bed time story, chris screaming and crying*
I seriously wish I could fight every single poster in /cum/Any time someone says anything to me with some fucking lip I could just post the video of me laying the absolute smackdown on you
>>216997538hi xoxo
>>216997557whats up?
>>216997550Yeah well you can't so *does the suck it at you*
>>216997550I could unironically beat the shit out of everyone here and they'd be especially embarrassed about it
>>216997550>>216997649I can move objects with my mind
if you were a woman would you go for pads or tampons
>>216997694The unironic answer is to wear both at once
i would free bleed
>>216997747Back when I had a period (I also had no job) I would put a plastic bag on the floor in sit in it, occasionally wiping with paper towel if I had to get up and piss. I hated pads and tampons
genuinely easier to get a job shelling foreign people on the other side of the world with heavy artillery than it is to get a job at autozone
>>216998035>>216998067you expect me to read all that
My computer keyboard sometimes stops working. It's a laptop from 2016 running Windows 10. I've had to replace the SSD once a few years ago and am using a USB keyboard because so many keys wore out. Not sure if it's time for a new one
>>216998035>>216998067I read all that
>>216998102had this problem with my 2017 dell. eventually it stopped booting and i got a new one
Not me btw
Thoughts on mamngdani?
They added "country of origin" to twitter then immediately got rid of it after it exposed Israelis lmao
>>216998102>laptopThat's the problem.My PC is 11 years old and I don't have to worry about a built-in keyboard dying.
>>216998158i love him now because trump loves him
Something in me wants to learn some computer science, math, physics, etc.
>>216998179My kid's a real computer whiz.
Some white woman just recorded me. She was approaching me from around the booth corner with her phone out and I saw it in my peripheral vision, and I turned my head and looked at her and she spun around with the phone and made a face at it before putting it away
>>216998158dunno. most likely gay york will remain the same. he'll introduce few policies that superficially will seem amazing but wont do much to the middle class and poorcels
>>216998193This is good? Yes it is good. Hope he will do a good job with new york
I got it badYou don’t know how bad I got it
>>216998264Sounds like you're an ugly brownoid
>>216998286I'm white, they just do this because I have an eclectic style. Brown people do this too and I've even had a jeet approach me asking to take a pic with me last week.
>>216998267I always feel weird when we go touching things that go beyond human comprehension. Why is leftism so hated in usa? Why is it associates with jewdrome? Is like just idk doing a good job a bad thing for usaians?
>>216998319Post eclectic style
>>216998349I don't want to become a Jason-tier lolcow
>>216998334because the overwhelming majority are the middle and lower income fellas and the leftists couldnt care less about them
>>216997789wanna be my gf?
>>216998410I'm a lad
>>216998158He's young but he's charismatic and seems pretty popular. This country has had socialists in municipal/local government before and they did a decent job AFAIK. Hope he addresses things like housing costs while managing the basic affairs like waste disposal, zoning codes, law enforcement, etc.
>>216998377Use this for the new
>>216998409Feels like deep layered propaganda but okay i can accept this but ut least let the good job deeds be done please
>>>/r9k/83187159>>>/r9k/83187159>>>/r9k/83187159NEW
>>216998264>>216998319>>216998377people think you look cool just let them them have fun? if you don't want to be recorded don't dress like that
>>216998494everyone indeed is hoping that and that is what drove people to vote him in the first place. if he could transform gay york into a utopia, he would be heralded as one of the greatest politicians but as always that rarely happens.
>>216998537Brown hands typed this post
EMERGENCY!!! PAGING DR BEAT
She was a handsome woman just thirty-fiveWho was spoken to in town by very fewShe managed a late evening businessLike most of the town wished they could doAnd I learned all the things that a man should knowFrom a woman not approved of I supposeBut she died knowing that I really loved herOff life's bramble bush, I picked a roseThis bed of Rose's that I lay onWhere I was taught to be a manThis bed of Rose's where I'm livingIs the only kind of life I understand
All we do is talk, sit and split screensAs the homeland plans enemiesAll we do is talk, static and split screensAs the homeland plans enemies
https://youtu.be/WL0n7_R3qL8?si=HQtFNdny6fUKbJ2e
i feel a poo brewing
this shit is legit 100 billion hours of mindless boring grind
At A&W
Did you know that millions of indians, still living in India, now count as Canadian citizens? That means they can vote for our leader, while never leaving India!
Yo, where’s the fucking new?
So many homeless Inuit in Iqaluit
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