tossed salads and scrambled eggs edish
goodbye for now /brit/
I lied I don't have a cracking post lined up
alri lads just woke up and logging in for my 12 hour /brit/ shift
got the frasier on
What did he mean by this?
need
>>216989089Goodbye for all eternity, touched one.
>>216989089the raped male leaves
thought for sure that twat who posts links to the old thread was going to show up
>>216989104corr spaff
leaks from the umbunny gc
You're delightful in this case
we've already went from "leaving forever" to "bye for now" in the space of half an hour
rorkes new whippe
doing me predictions
>>216989130UM x
now watch me nay nay
>>216989147*gone from
I'M ON SMOKO
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might fuck off the date and stay home and play overwatch all day and drink cans alone in my smelly incel bedroomthat's my fate
>>216989172watch the celtic game tonight
>>216989168was saying this down the pub
>>216989172ktim without the date and I'll be playing slay the spire
>>216989172it's fate
>>216989172what are you doing for the date?
>>216989193Was JUST saying this down the pub. JUST. You fucked it.
>>216989210just off to the pubfuck all to do where we live other than that
>>216989071 Hello /brit/, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
>>216989229QUITE STYLISH
>>216989229*farts into the phone and hangs up*
Stay away from this site of you want a positive mindset. I managed to do it for a few years
time to die
gnomes are real btw
life is like a nigger, here in old nigsi hate fucking niggers, niggers suck dick
EVERYONE is getting in on this new craze that's sweeping the nation!
>>216989261
>>216989229doc i'm worried that i need a poo
>>216989249yeah great stuff
um.
>>216989275ayy lmao
You’re all great people and I hope you have a BRILLIANT day!
>>216989288
>>216989277hm
yeah i'm fucking it off
Getting raped
what's the plan today then lads?
>>216989340nah get you some sex hun
no, i'm a vile little toad
>>216989354taking a drive out to the retail shopping centre for a wander
>>216989292Thanks mate you too:)
My sources tell me P Diddy is having orgies with the niggas in jail
any country lane man in?
going to visit the senpai, going out for lunch, will stay over at the parents' gaff. should be a very nice day.
still got the frasier on
>>216989422>staying the night at the parental homedespise doing this. Moment I'm in there I'm itching to get away again, tormented by some irrational fear that I will end up trapped living there again
>>216989422Can I come?
>>216989439quite stylish
>New puberty blockers trial to begin after UK ban
>>216989286for me it was from 2019-2023, not a surprise, it was the most productive time in my life and when i had the most sex
>>216989453MERCY
umbunny umbunny um um um!
>>216989465These fucking freaks can't stop interfering with kids can they
pour your espresso into a cup of orange juice for a nice morning treat!
>>216989501get her raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbtazqd6UDomaking enclosure for rorke
>>216989275i don't think she'll see the decade out
>>216989507by a black
your pretentious ways make me die a little
Finally on the trailSerendipitously saw my dad walking in which was nice to have a catch up but it had delayed me by 20minutes so I'm going to have to get a wriggle on if I'm to be back home in time for the Liverpool match
dick van dyke is 100
>>216989439
>poppers ruined my lifefuck off
neighbour keeps sneezing
>>216989538It's kratom (banned in UK)
>>216989538I’ve sniffed poppers before. Bit boring desu. Do not understand how they could ruin your life. Unless you get pozzed I guess
the diving bell spider spends it entire life underwater breathing oxygen bubbles trapped in its body hairmad world
>>216989549tried it when i was in LA last year. was alri.
>>216989509can't imagine there's any native uk fish worth keeping what with the frigid waters and (literal) shitaustralia really is god's special little creation in that regard some lovely tropical fish if you're ever up north and go out snorkeling or on a dive
I'm a smelly retarded incel
>>216989549doubt kratom can ruin someones life eitherused to do take it with the ex gf and get all comfy and huggy with hermiss her...
>>216989564We got crayfish
let me guess, you need more
ronnie crayfish
Nah that’s a bargain
Should I have a few drinks as a confidence booster
>>216989588They make it work in Fallout
There once was a kike named LouWho was taking a fat Jewish pooHe died of delightWhen he looked at his shiteFor he had done a golden number 2
>>216989538>open vid>it's kratom and kava from a gas stationis this faggot really going to make a video complaining about the most dull legal drug we have?
>>216989601vehicles like this are culturally important within the UK pakistani community
You could be dead tomorrow
>>216989613bmw and benz are for those ethnic communitiesaudi is the white man's german vehicle
>>216989564they have a fine collection of lugubrious eels, mudslappers, molluscs, and various leeches and twerps
>>216989635>they have a fine collection of lugubrious eels, mudslappers, molluscs, and various leeches and twerpsbut less about /brit/
two fried aigs please creg
Black dudes.
one volkswagen caddy please thank you sir
Walking to the paki shop. You lot want anything?
mentally ill freak spamming for attention
>>216989645caterwauling
>>216989645scroom
slowpuke (Y)
up the hammers
got ktichen nightmares on
>mudslapperThat what you call Abo birds? aha
>>216989695Please say she’s a tranny
>Putin will not stop at Ukraine This is such bullshit propaganda. As if Putin can be compared with high functioning autists German in WW2. Russia has a symbolic attachment to Ukraine, he won't even try it in the baltics let alone France What you think about a bunch of Russian men are going to come riding t-72s like the go-karts through French countryside in 1939Please
brohoof
>>216989696get the bags in
There once was a greedy old jew Who was taking a shit in the looHe died of delight When he looked at his shiteFor he had taken a solid gold poo
remember the Force Unleashed? kino game that
>>216989696wish i were a lad
Sorry boss, I stubbed my toe on a door. Can’t come in
>>216989695
>>216989708Was just saying this in the chicken kyivs isle
>>216989421More of a suburban man myself
>>216989724um..
Just seen a completely off topic post that has little to no relation to british culture
chudfish
>>216989610yeah that's what it was. guy is an absolute moron kratom isn't really addictive, i've used it and think it's mid at best. it's a tool used by people who are withdrawing from actual opiates. the only real super addictive drug that is available legally here is derived from concentrated kratom, called 7-oh, which will fuck your life up and is in the process of becoming illegalif that evan kid was actually dependent and not just acting in theatrics (i doubt it) it's because he's irish as they have a very high risk of addiction to opiate like drugs
>>216989708Riveting. Leave it in /pol/ next time though yh? X
you reckon i could catch up to emma's audi in a vw caddy (with the nice wheels) lads
I am so ANGRY!!!!
>>216989721Yes, this is the best wording of this limerick.
Russia will stop at Ukraine
>>216989769well it's not being driven as she's currently banned from driving
>>216989784Not banned from farting in my face though is she?
>>216989697wowfuck me
>>216989796you should be banned for avatarfagging
https://youtu.be/eA_zHzbUhpk?si=mh0Yd0dn4gC1uZmNBouldering later . Integral part of British culture
When a nigga say some real dumb shit and you just gotta hit em with that feline stare
Russia will stop at Travelodge for two nights (they will hate it)
rachel reeves black hole
here lads, need some helpjust bought a wool cardigan and id usually just wash it with woolite, but can you use a fabric conditioner on it?i only use it to make clothes smell nice but think it might ruin wooltyfyattm!
>>216989811good post
Daily reminder a v2 in Sheffield is a v13 in Oregon
*stares at you*
>>216989823i would fill her hole
>>216989843ayylmao
>>216989697PAN NICE AND HOTINWOWLOOK AT THAT
>>216989857kino
need some conversation topics for the barbers lads
Might neck some vodka before my dateConfidence booster innit
>>216989843*looks away*
>>216989900Footy
doing a gibbywank
Backstreet Boys
>>216989929they did dave lombardo dirty
>The level of total testosterone in the sample you provided is 28.6 nmol/L (normal total testosterone level: 7.6 - 31.4 nmol /L). mad how I'm at the high end of testosterone levels and I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never been on a date, never had a gf, and never kissed a woman who isn't a prostitute Poor social skills is a curse for men
-_->no one responded
>>216989827i use vinegar instead of softener, but i shouldn't give advice on this
>>216989921its a woman
>>216989963Slags
room smells of stale alcohol and arse. must've been farting up quite a storm during the night
>>216989926body's not even cold yet lad, bloody disrespectful
It's Caturday, post cats
>>216989963
bob dylans got some choons you know
>>216989961thank you for responding to me!
>>216989977did she die?
>>216989981haha stupid cats
They gatherWhat's their plan I wonder
>>216989972that is so lush
>>216990010what are they?
>>216989999She lost her battle to depression.
that's right i'm pooing so what you wanna make something of it
>>216989981
>>216990040thought that was his dih
>>216990031Some creaturesPresumably malevolent
>>216989172FONT
>>216990068youve got time to make whatever preparations you need
>>216989989zesty
>>216989104is this ash?
gen z eating poo tiktok challenge craze
>>216990084rage on
>>216990095no sir that's boobies
gibbymong
bills are too bastard high
>>216990140They're girls haha you can imagine them both drunk and bitching about big tom x
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>>216990177get your bread up
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you reckon cats got racism?
>>216990214their fur colours dont work anything like ours really
scottish highland cat, european native since the ice age
>>216990214more efficient than that they just kill other cat babies
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dunno what to get the missus for christmas
>>216990243>GermanyGet her some poo to eat.
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fuck my dogshit volcel life
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>>216990256nice jewish meme
>>216990214of course, they're stupid animals
I believe time moves quicker at night. This goes beyond time seems to move quicker when you're having fun and a watched pot never boils. And beyond "lack of memories and novel experiences making you perceive less time passed". The difference in time speed is not only a false perception.Care to opine?
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>216990282Hitler actually had 3 balls and a “superpenis”.
>>216990181bet they can get real catty after a few pina coladas haha x
Just having a bit of vodka
>>216990176gotteberge
do boomers have high Psy defence or somethingI used mumberg's phone for like 10 seconds and got mindraped by Chinese ads Are they just not affected or what
:>
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>216990322the opposite, they live in a perpetual state of fear that if they click the wrong button on any device or appliance their bank details will be broadcast to criminals and their money stolen
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
catberg comes in from the rain and asks me to dry himI did it once and he's somehow learned
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
rorkes gone woke
ran out of nicotine
get the fucking footy on
feeling somewhat blackpilled
I shat a stool so big my toilet can't handle it. It's just there, and no matter how many times I try to flush it won't go.Advices?
>>216990346Lmfao the inciting incident was that she wanted me to sell something on Facebook for her because she "didn't want her friends to see she was selling something"
Catberg on a mad onehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761507111419938.mp4
>>216990391was literally JUST about to post this
My mate
>>216990397if you fill a large bucket with water then dump it all into the toilet you can force a larger flush than what the toilet is capable of on its ownflushmaxxing I call it
>>216990369physio sex!!i have to go now byew
No upside down aris.
rorkes hubris was his downfall
i've gone mentali've gone mental
>>216990416mad how you can just invent a saddle and make him your slave if you wanted
>>216990416the 'berg
>>216990448enough about rorke's da
'ahh' ahh ahh :skull:
drunk zoomer outside going ahh ahh ahh :skull:
>>216990461drunk man saying this outside my window just now
nope, i have to call it off
i fly like paper get high like planes
>>216990420I can recognize wisdom when I read it. You're a man of culture.Though I'm currently trying to dissolve it chemically and don't want to interrupt the process, so if that fails I'll try your technique.
>>216990477why
imagine being this mentally ill
nobody:rorke: i just wanna fuck
>>216990506all me
rorke
hacking rorke to death with a kusarigama
>>216990506do you seriously believe this is all one guy
>>216990506wonder what the first ever rorke post was
rorke is easily the longest lasting gimmick
and every time the schizo gets called out on his life ruining OCD over rorke he goes D-DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK ITS ONE PERSON??
the monororke
i'm the singular rorke poster
heard they're remaking silent hill 1, wonder if they'll remake silent hill 3 and make heather fit or replace her with a tubbo or groid
>>216990563cram it rorke
>>216990529most people have basic pattern recognition skills and you can easily identify the poster, its not 100% one poster, but its basically one mentally ill poster (probably you) and a couple that play along on occasion
just rorke it
~
>>216990603this is the pattern recognition of a man in a padded cell
>>216990614gonna have to fuck youdon't make the rules do I
in the new call of duty you cant pause single player and it kicks you for going afk lol
>>216990614ive got a girlypop playlist with hundreds of songs i listen to to when programming at work :)
tying each of rorke's limbs to a separate horse and then shooting each one with an air rifle
>>216990614yes queen
>>216990614gfberg sends me this kind of shit
Rorke does NOT like being talked about
i heard zoomers can't read analogue clocks lmfao
>>216990640it's all like one big bucket and the numbers are all in the bucket
>>216990627*plap plap plap plap plap*
>>216990623um!!!!
>look at all these posts using a particular word! It's one guy!!Lol
anyone who goes on about zoomers is spaki, its one of his gimmicks
>>216990660it's just baitdon't fall for it
>>216990660considering this place is 95% right wing chuddies, yeah its basically one to two people maximum. One of them is a long time scottish schizo, and the other is a brown from camden who was recently doxxed
>>216990679you just got baited thanks for the (you)
you can read some of these posts in a paki womans voice
anyone who goes on about spaki is spaki, its one of his gimmicks
we won the cricket ball i hear
>>216989628seen plenty of darkies sailing around in audis but never seen one in a lexus
I make rorke posts because I am rorke
>>216990707hi nathan
we must secure the existence of our people and a future for hindu children
what we rorke in life rorkes on in eternity
spaki rolling out his nathan gimmick again i see
want a wifebut it's just not going to happen is it
>>216990742not with that attitude!
>rare trip to a /v/ thread>half the people giving out useful tips>the other half calling each other retarded faggots
>>216989549no fun this country
>>2169907684channers are such little freaks to be honest
>>216990768wait til the part where they start spamming cp to "own" each other
Right time to find a bench and quaff a coffee and a flapjack
got the heating on
>>216990799mallardlad
>>216990768In which half are you?
>>216990634churka phenotype
>>216990811I turned it on like 3 weeks ago and I'm in Spen, wtf dude
>>216989071
>>216990836WTF is that? Not sure it looks yummy or gross, is it just a weird chocolate?
whats a good switch 2 game x
>>216990851zelda
>>216990851just download one of their games from a million years ago x
>>216990851mario
>>216990851silksong
>>216990858i have botw is it good>>216990868i have odyssey is it good>>216990874too hard for me x
>>216990634love this painting
>>216990851Bayonetta trilogy
>>216990882botw is extremely good. one of the rare examples of structurally innovative gamesodyssey is mediocre
>>216990889I've included the artist's name as the filename to help you on your way to discovering more of her work. She was an excellent painter.
>>216990901i liked odyssey
Anarchy alive and well in the uk
might cop
>>216990914>>216990914
Sat down for a coffee after a nice walk around Ripley.
>>216990898maybe when shitendo patches them to run 1080p on switch 2
>>216990851brit simulator
>>216989071is frasier popular in bongland
>>216991745never you mind
