the new

the poo as it were

the poo

got the 'the gay porn' on

derby pronounced darby

I don’t know if you guys realise maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you but this isn’t /sp/ so I don’t want to see your stupid goyball discussions here

hit my head all day

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>I don’t know if you guys realise maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you but this isn’t /sp/ so I don’t want to see your stupid goyball discussions here

+1 to my football count

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how was Friday night lads? I got fucking destroyed tbqh, only just woke up

>>216993179
the men will be kicking the ball, you will be watching, you will be enjoying it

popping to the shell on mold road, you lads want anything?

>>216993194
That lad dancing in the back on the right, what is he on?

>>216993179
/brit/ is an /sp/ general and if you don't like it you can fuck off to virgpol

Just woke up, what’s happening

>>216993194
wetherspoons is popping off

>>216993216
kratom, my drug of choice

what was that jimmy savile chelsea fan just then

no one understood my goodfellas quote
shame

>>216993194
i watched taylor swift eras tour and had some enchiladas

>>216993239
shit pizza

big fan of gio scottis new haircut

so dark in my bedroom

mental how the last Elder Scrolls game and ASOIAF book came out in 2011

>>216993267
let's have a look

you should get a warning if you make references to women's looks without posting a pic

when i was a child i spent a lot of time staring at the ceiling. no internet back then you see.

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>>216993299
i love tits

>>216993193
>got fucking destroyed
ktim except it was only four pints

doing this every weekend since uni has taken its toll I am but a shadow of my legendary prowess at 35 and not long for this world

needed a gin and tonic with breakfast just to function

fit milf i used to work with used to always post arse pics on insta all the time now she hasn’t posted since august

got the 'the 'the gay porn'' on

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>>216993149
Rest in peace... Sir

>>216993329
corr link

>>216993299
It’s on her Instagram story >>216993297

>>216993329
maybe her arse is gone

'got the' gay porn on

beef strokingoff

when the fuck are we overthrowing the government then lads

>>216993344
Her account is private

is soup a meal?

>>216993371
in a minute

>>216993349
>>216993376

>>216993387
yeah it's often my lunch

>>216993376
post a pic then don't be like this cunt >>216993349

>>216993391
What

>>216993387
only if it's a chunky soup
smooth soups should only be eaten as a starter or snack

>>216993404
who's this?

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how much have you spent on gacha this year?

about to hit four figures me, feeling like a mini whale

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>smooth soups should only be eaten as a starter or snack

>>216993429
woman

blow your soup smooth off

>>216993429
stupid twat

>>216993429
skinny runt

>>216993422
as in, £999 ?
also booba oowga

not long before i make my dinner/tea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeElMCncwKc

>>216993429
rattled the fatties with this one

>>216993422
game i used to play had some whale spending upwards of 3 grand per week. mental

>>216993455
£1100 ish

cream of tomato soup? you can't get cream from a tomato

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>>216993488
love whales me
pretty big aren't they some of them at least

need the russians or indians to start a disinformation campaign to make women attracted to balding chinlets

My beard is my personality. Also I like hoppy IPAs and chili sauce!

>>216993498
wish I had a job. £1000 is fiiine if youre having fun

>>216993513
>hoppy IPAs
sessionable?

Lidl app is broken fucks sake

>>216993543
aldi would never

>>216993543
you're broken if your shopping at lidl mate

>>216993543
can't get your 10% can you?

>>216993509
utterly unbelievable the largest animal on the planet eats microscopic food
how can you be an atheist and believe something as absurd as that is naturally occurring
the clearest example of god just taking the piss

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I give off Rockstar Vibes

>>216993566
me with the snout

>>216993566
looked better before (maria still mogs)

>>216993566
it's shit, but here's a (you) for the effort

>>216993569
>utterly unbelievable the largest animal on the planet eats microscopic food
yer da eating sugar with a ladle

nobody looks human anymore

saw a woman with lip filler today and wanted to say hello and ask her if she wants to come to my house (to have sex and then go to sleep)
it is apparently fine to do t his so I definitely should of

>>216993614
ziedys stepda

>>216993605
You are insane

>>216993618
toby

>>216993618
mouse :)

>>216993429
lol cooked those gammons

crying

https://youtu.be/c2KNQRcFKMw?si=luA06ap-cNCXR7YI

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>>216993571

>>216993626
yeah
I want to fuck her sex sex
>>216993629
sex

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the scran, yes I am a massive fat cunt

>>216993566
cute af but im a short hair enjoyer

>>216993555
i think 'owen' might be a pseudonym

>>216993652
post your big belly

-1 to tobys sex count

>>216993644
have you had any recent luck on the pull? last i heard you nearly shagged a young twink

>>216993665
no x

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worth a bash?

>>216993654
shes fit
the foxe one is always fit though. now im starting to think the ox character is also the dead one in real life everytime
its so cute how she likes water so much uwu. *sip sip* mm

2018 was 10 years ago

>>216993643
this ain't a straight busta he a zesty busta

reminder that spaki is a paedophile who has been to prison for shagging kids

>>216993622
you're a queer

2025 was 700 years ago

>>216993687
harrowing isnt it

2050 is only 5 years away

>>216993702
harrowing isnt it

need to lick a ginger/redhea (of legal age) small titties, no
I need her to put peanut butter on her tits, or pudding and SSRIs powder, then wake me up

everyone itt will be dead in 40 years

big day tomorrow I need to
Cut my hair
Clean my car
Tidy my shed up

>>216993725
was just saying this down the pub

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Gabriele Münter (1877-1962), German Expressionist painter who was at the forefront of the Munich avant-garde in the early 20th century

>>216993725
right ill get on that right away for you

might stick a skin flick on

>>216993737
will be cutting my hair tomorrow, maybe tonight even if I'm feeling saucy x

>>216993737
>Cut my hair
what you going for?

got the alc. 17% abv (abvreeviation for for abreeviation) irish cream as my LAAST drink this month. and the new events and cup day starts in... THIRTYYY minutes

>>216993678
i miss brannigans

my fin has been aching all day

>>216993730
I will be 59

>>216993744
it shouldnt be too hard for me to find - or rare, as it exists in the world - shouldnt have no gf if I am going to go pretend to be a dog for her

What happened to Wigan Casino, one of the most famous and culturally significant dance clubs in British history? It was knocked down in 1981, to make room for a shopping centre car park.

But sure, it's immigrants who've destroyed British culture.

>>216993761
3 on the back and sides and then try and cut the top with scissors so it doesn’t look terrible

>>216993781
fishe

my hair's falling out at an alarming rate. over 100 strands on the pillow this morning, but i'm sure it will grow back.

>>216993821
if you send me some of your hair i could cast a spell for you

let m be "training level"
m = (m =/= i * 10 & = 1) 0 AND W =/= G (i > 0), or i * 10 =/= 0
(m(+1) = m + (m / (100 / m)) = m * 100) -5, to recursively add training level weight THEN - 5
(i-1 - PP) W =/= G
let "chance to fail" be p
letting W be "chance to succeed"

I blame television

>>216993821
Older
Fatter
Balder

>>216993838
you ever whack one out to the nesquik rabbit? and imagine when youre eating nesquik its his poo?

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i drank the vodka

>>216993837
can you do it without? i can't afford to spare much more

the metropolis of greater blackpool

>>216993845
ktim, kek this is me

it's immigrants who've destroyed British culture.

>>216993838
True...

reminder /brit/ is trans inclusive

if leftypol gets his way there will be a single world government led bu technocrats by 2030

https://voca.ro/14P0nuviH3Kr

>>216993857
been on the black cow vodka lately, it creamy

>>216993895
s

>>216993882
i know

>>216993879
it doesnt say but PP = "Practise Perfect"
AKA at level 1 (training level) 25 = 0 :)

don't like those hentai images where they have an x-ray and you can see the dick inside or the sperm cells around the egg

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>>216993857

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latest in ceasefire news

>>216993921
isnt this collective punishment: *starts all over your house and family*
hows that for ceasefire? oh, I said I wouldnt poo? poo on u? *spreads cheeks* prprppPPPPPAAAAAP. spspslooopshshk! lots of brown shitty poo on u

>>216993921
pscr

>>216993940
all poo is shitty by definition

Got asked on Grindr if I would bully someone and he was willing to pay me money to do it

just got called a bunty man in lidl

>>216993951
right well then

>>216993951
is this real

>>216993951
not a fan of arseholes me, find them repugnant

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>>216993951

the mania is getting to unrestrainable levels

>>216993951
grim, hate women

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>>216993951

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>>216993967

I (need money) I might go make a new account and spam it daily to get those started gemmi-arats till I have like 10K, then go do 1000 career runs on that account, recoring it to put on YouTube for dataminers then go ask the community for donations

>>216993996
mr bladrey san

>>216994003
would you suck my cock for 10 quid?

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>>216993951

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https://x.com/educationgovuk/status/1973432726658089339

This is like a right wing propaganda piece, who signed this off?
The state is now feeding your child (at the tax payers expense) so you can go get a coffee or have a lie in
The perception of these breakfast clubs is that they're for parents who get up so early it would be unfeasible to wake up and feed their children

What next, supper clubs so the parents can go for a few down the pub after work?

>>216994016
no sorry
now im wondering if that is what a blowjob costs... not going to buy one (I should get blowjobs for free) because im not a gay man asking a straight man for a blowjob. but I get the idea or hustle *claps* bravo!

YOU ARE NOT SAMURAI
YOU SEEK ONLY TO DESTROY
YOU HAVE NO BUSHIDO

>>216994050
indigenous biomass

bakushiiiin

>>216994053
you'd do it for 50 though wouldnt you

sir dirty doner

>>216994050
hate these runts

>>216994082
would probably ask to see what your dick looks like to see if it looks nice :3

>>216994105
it looks nice and it isnt too big so it wouldnt give you any bother

got a song from the big chair on

>>216994119
lmao

>>216994126
mong with the blog post

big toe is throbbing

>>216994119
upload another one with a red or black dot in the upper corner and if I this place ever gets banned and I start uploading uma videos I will use it in the first 10 videos

>>216994143
wouldnt it be blog post from the mong
do it again

>Hundreds of children - some as young as 10 - are set to be jabbed with puberty blockers in NHS-backed experiment

Modern day nazi experiments

thought of a lot of great posts to make while i was out but i've forgotten them all x

TRANS INVLUSIVE SOCIETY

maybe m - 5 * p is the real risk of training /2

>>216994194
yeah maybe

m - 5 * p hbar = i
i * 100 = 660% chance to succeed

someone bodied my freak

>>216994206
scrooting

>>216994224
how does he smell?

>>216994206
looks ugly in this one because hes not attached to a moisturized and pampered gay man with good fashion sense probably

>>216994241
freaking awful

>>216994206
a quaint fodencat for these trying times

Older. Fatter. Balder.

Hope peoples Saturday is better than mine. Wearing 3 hoodies, under two blankets, eletric heater blasting. Sick with flu all week. Amazon just dropped off some covonia, benylin capsules, cod liver oil and some cbd gummies. Aint doing another week of this.

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liam neeson pissed his back

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>>216994275
she became a gym girl

wow did you know that the chance to win 2 rolls in a row with 0.7 chance to win each one, in a row, is 49%
and the chance to win the same with 30% odds is 9%

wowow!

>>216994275
'

>>216994275
peng

doing a lamb curry

is the Russia-Ukraine war gonna end lads? the peace treaty seems pretty fair

>>216993179
great post
fantastic post

training something with a 60% chance to fail two times in a row has a 64% chance to succeed

>>216994275
would love to see her shitting

its a new day!
be right back off for a wank

My soul is norwooding

youre literally allowed to talk about anything that doesnt break united states law, isnt ponies and isnt politics

Brian in?

are you team edward or team jacob?

>>216994322
unfortunatley even with Putin making the most reasonable demands Zelensky will continue the war

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oh grow up rorke

>>216994322
reckon it will go to penalties

polbot spamming

>>216994349
i've had bans for "trolling" before because some sensitive soul didn't like my post

>>216994326
Finally
thank you

>>216993194
cant imagine waking up about 2hrs before it gets dark could never be me was up with the larks me

>>216994349
no mice allowed either, no? no peters too, remember?

>>216994349
not true I got banned for posting ruby once

>>216994372
>Bender was raped
shocker

>>216994406
mate l dont think it turned him gay he was a grown man

>>216994406
He was raped then he became a bender

>>216994403
the rules actually dont mention mice or peters strangely
>>216994382
>>216994404
you were probably spamming

>>216994406
fry on a mad one

>>216994417
If that’s the case maybe he needs to rethink his own choices. Because grown men don’t just get raped that doesn’t happen, the only way it would happen if he was at some weird gay poppers sex party which isn’t appropriate for a politician anyway.

For me, one life-changing scene was Preppy Girls from Blacked, with Elsa Jean, Rachel James, and Sydney Cole. Before that scene, I was already a gooner (before I even knew the concept), but that scene actually broke me. I know it has broken a lot of guys’ minds as well — that’s why it is so iconic and legendary!

I didn’t use to watch interracial porn that much, and actually I didn’t even like Blacked before that. I was mostly a lesbian porn lover (and I still am; that’s my favorite kind of porn and the one I watch the most!). But I discovered that scene because, of course, the girls in Blacked scenes always look beautiful. Still, the innocence those three beautiful girls displayed was something I had to enjoy for myself. It was just another scene before I clicked it, but what I didn’t realize was how hot and how fucking good that scene was, how those girls got fucked so well by those black men.

I couldn’t finish it, of course I cummed, and then I tried to finish it later. I couldn’t stop thinking about that scene; something about it just wouldn’t leave my mind. I just kept “cumming” back to it over and over again. I finally ended up finishing that scene after more than a month, because I wasn’t able to finish it before I cum. By the time I did, I was a total gooner, addicted to porn, and a huge fan of Blacked!

>>216994461
THEYRE TRYING TO CHANGE HYDROGEN

>>216994372
imagine he went into detail like ‘while I was being raped I got an erection and spaffed like a horse’

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>>216994461

>>216994465
>something about it just wouldn’t leave my mind. I just kept “cumming” back to it over and over again.
ahaha great stuff

>>216994490
thats a serious nipple

got absolutely fucking wrecked

get the willies sucked

>>216994454
he went on a night out and got his drink spiked and someone raped him not that hard to believe that little indonesian fella did it hundreds of times

>>216994485
thought this was a Bradley

>>216994477
imagine porn but instead of a man having sex with a woman its a man having sex with another man

>>216994519
chance would be a fine thing

macron is so french
makes me sick

>>216994527
s

they shall not grow mold

a fine thing indeed

horse

>>216994575
NO TOBY

>>216994551
Sounds like something that might invoke the Online Safety Act, and rightly so

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>>216994575

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sable island chic-chocs lodge

ellen page got raped so bad she wanted to become a man

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>>216994406

>>216994632
>>216994609
how big are their knobs do you reckon

>>216994656
ask yer ma

>>216994650
he was always a man rorke

fancy a chinky tonight

Do you reckon there is a greater proportion of gay and bi guys on /brit/ than in the general population? It certainly seems that way to me. You can't go five posts without reading something openly homosexual.

>>216994673
A 'chinky'?

>>216994683
struth she's not got any undies on!!

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Freikorps voran - die Grenze brennt! Im Baltikum. Am Rhein.
Freikorps voran - die Grenze brennt! Der Sieg wird unser sein.
Wir kämpfen nicht für Bonzenblut und nicht für Gold und Geld -
Freikorps voran - die Grenze brennt! Für eine zerbrochene Welt.

but black dynamite. i sell drugs to the community

>>216994683
looks like she stinks

>>216994525
Yes it is he’s a fully grown man not some 19 year old uni student don’t be naive

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If I had known these were so good I would have started buying them years ago
Honestly they are 90% as good as chicken nuggets with less than half the fat content. I honestly forgot that it's not meat when I'm eating them.

>>216994738
CHOCOLATE GIDDY UPPPPP

An arse by any other name would smell as sweet

>>216994761
woke shite

>>216994761
quorn always upsets my stomach

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>>216994761
I tried their dinosaur-shaped Quorn and they're okay but I prefer the nuggets

pissing it down

>>216994761
the swedish meatballs are good

where’s gorpheus?

>>216994761
lab food

>>216994779
What do you mean? They discovered mycoprotein in the sixties I think
I love regular chicken nuggets but they have high saturated fat

>>216994679
>>216994781

>>216994806
what the fuck is that?

walking my gay porn dog

>>216994787
I haven't tried those yet
I tried the non-breaded fake chicken slices and they weren't all that
The nuggets though are top-tier

>>216994823
unrorketunately thats amer

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rorke?

>>216994806
absolutely vile

brits be like

>If I may, this is my cousin twice removed, Baroness Lucy of Shropshire, quite renowned for her knobsplurging talents, ta!

>>216994860
it's true we do be like that

>>216994860
nowt wrong with shagging your cousin is there
second cousin twice removed is essentially a stranger

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Angelina Anaconda
I used to watch this weird show in 1999/2000

>>216994860
was just saying this at the Royal Knobsplurging pub

>>216994878
this

>>216994870
>>216994870
>>216994870
use when ready

>>216994823
seems to be an autistic gentleman dressing as a woman as the result of unmet social needs and unfettered access to the internet from a young age

>seasideMARK dreading Christmas. Grief is horrible. We have 2feel aloss before we can grow through it

Mega melty crashout incoming

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she's beautiful

>>216994679
think a lot of it is experimentation and they don’t identify as gay or bi
like i sucked and rimmed men at uni but gave no attraction to men now and i’m unlikely to do it again so think i’m straight and it was a phase

have I decided on my plans this afternoon, super creek? I dont know...I know which ride I want to go on, of course

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Every white man's dream

guaranTEED replies

I have played 102 uma careers. a third of some players single umas good endings

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216994984

>>216994679
how to know if someone is gay: wait 5 posts
fact

I hate niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9JDvyOL4cw&list=RDg9JDvyOL4cw

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someone posted this image earlier and she kind of looks like the Russian escort I saw :(
although she had darker skin